0:00:27 > 0:00:30BABY CRYING
0:00:50 > 0:00:52GRUNTING
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Get off me !
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Stop! Police! Stop!
0:00:59 > 0:01:00PHONE RINGING
0:01:00 > 0:01:02'Hiya, you finished for the day?'
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Yeah, I'm just on my way home now
0:01:04 > 0:01:07and I've had the chief bug hunter on the phone -
0:01:07 > 0:01:10we are officially as pest free as they can make us.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Really?! Oh, finally!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16So I'm an Angie-free zone? That woman's been doing my head in.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19We're going to be back in our own beds again!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yeah, one we don't have to share with cat fleas.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25I should get her some flowers. Hang on, what did you just say?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27The exterminator confirmed
0:01:27 > 0:01:30that the fleas were most commonly found on cats.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32How do they know that?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Because they've got little passports that say, "Meow!" How do I know?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38'What I'm trying to figure out is how they got in to the house,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40'seeing as you did not let the stray in.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Well, I might once or twice, when it was raining.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Anyway, I'm really glad you got it sorted. Ah, thank you.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48And...?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50And you were right.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52AND...?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54And I was wrong about where they came from,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56and I'm really, really sorry.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00There you go. All right, speak to you later. Bye.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Doesn't need stitches.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Not leaking any sawdust then!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Take more than this to put me out of action.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I do need to clean it up though.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Do you hurt anywhere else apart from the cut?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Vision's a bit blurry. I'll be fine, it'll clear.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Well, you just stay sitting. - I need to get back out on the street.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Trying to make him keep still for five minutes?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Good luck with that one.- Brian. - That was you in the park, was it?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Can't say I'm surprised.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26There's no stopping this guy -
0:02:26 > 0:02:28fighting crime, saving troubled youths,
0:02:28 > 0:02:31raising funds for every good cause going.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Last year it was abseiling
0:02:32 > 0:02:35to raise funds for heart disease research, wasn't it?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Down the side of the Bullring. Not very far.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Didn't I sponsor you for something else last week?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Cycling the Cotswolds for a youth and sports centre.- Get off me!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Hope you've been generous? - Stop pushing me!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I'd better go. Make sure he stays sat.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- At least until I've checked his eyesight.- I'll be fine.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Use your handcuffs if you have to.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I can't sit here doing nothing.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58You could always write up your report.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Afternoon.- Hi. - PHONE RINGING
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Sorry, I better get that
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Long day?- Huh?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16You've been running on coffee since you got here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Are you working for the caffeine police, now as well?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24I'm just... I'm just not sleeping that's all. Oh, for...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Dr Haskey, your 4.30 appointment has finally turned up.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29They're 20 minutes late. They'll have to make another appointment.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31And they have promptly been sick on the doorstep.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Well, you need a mop not a doctor.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I do not think it is prudent to turn them away.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37You go, I'll finish here.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Oh, there we go. Doctor's here now. - Come on in.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Oh, poor thing, bless.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Hey! I, erm, I meant to ask, how did your stargazing go the other night?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- Oh, well, I, er... I really would not like to discuss it.- Oh. Why?
0:03:56 > 0:04:02Well, it did not go as planned. There was, well, cloud coverage.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, that's a shame. Erm, are they still going on? The showers.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Yes, yes, they will last for another two or three nights
0:04:09 > 0:04:10but I do not think Dr Carter or myself
0:04:10 > 0:04:12would like to repeat the experience.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14No, no, for me and Rob.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I want to say thank you for him sorting out the house.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh! Oh, well yes!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22You will have to go somewhere where there is no light pollution.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Somewhere where you can see the whole sky.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26In the country?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Yes, but you will meet some very strange types.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Oh, just think, the two of us on a blanket,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36bottle of bubbly, lovely food.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39We could see meteors and fireworks!
0:04:39 > 0:04:45Yes, well, as long as I do not have to hear the sordid details!
0:04:45 > 0:04:46I want a solicitor, me.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Well, I'm sure there's one on the way.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ow!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Does it hurt when you breathe in?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- It hurts all the time.- OK, can you lift your T-shirt up for me, please?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Bit of a cougar?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59T-shirt.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- He didn't have to kick me whilst I was on the floor.- Right.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Take a deep breath.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Have you told PC Miles?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21What's the point? They all stick together.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Yeah, well, not always.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29I-I don't feel well.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36"Letherbridge meteor display - good visibility."
0:05:37 > 0:05:39"Rock-it Gazers."
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Mrs Hollins, should you not be doing that in your own time?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Uh-uh. Ooh, look, see, here. "Like-minded, watching tonight.
0:05:48 > 0:05:55"Clear ground, high up, good turnout, all beginners welcome."
0:05:55 > 0:05:57"Always guaranteed of a good display."
0:05:57 > 0:05:59"Come whether you're equipped or not."
0:05:59 > 0:06:01That's a point. Eh, do you think...
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Do you think Heston would lend me a telescope?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07These people sound most accommodating. I'm sure.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11They are very clearly wanting to share the experience with you.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Has it got directions?- Mm, here.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Erm... Ooh, hiya! Don't get too comfy, I've got something planned.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22A surprise - you've never seen anything like it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- How are you feeling now? - I'm OK. What about the lad?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Well, I don't think he's fit to be questioned yet.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37When I think of how hard the kids at the youth centre work to improve their lot and I look at him.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Still, maybe he's never had any support.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- You, OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- All the same, let's get you checked out.- Really, I'm OK.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Don't argue with the doc.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Can you take a seat in my office for a minute?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I just want to have a quick word with Brian.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57What's up?
0:06:57 > 0:07:02- Glen Harrow has got significant fresh bruising.- And...?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04He wants to make an official complaint.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Big surprise. They all try and swing that one.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Yeah, I know, but somebody gave him a good kicking.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Des is a decent bloke.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Well, you know him better than I do.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15But just because he's a decent bloke,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17doesn't mean that he didn't flip.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Nah, I don't buy it, Doc. Not him.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31OK. Is your vision still blurred?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Er, more in this one.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Bung us a couple of aspirins and I'll have an early night.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Actually I'm more worried about the lad.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39You said he wasn't fit to interview?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41You should concentrate on yourself.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I understand you've got to do your job to do but...
0:07:44 > 0:07:47he did look a bit banged up before I defended myself.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's not me you should be telling.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Has your sight improved at all?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Des...?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Worse.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Right, I'm going to send you to St Phil's for some tests.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- I can't do them here.- What for?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Well, just need to rule a few things out.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Brian!- It's a waste of time.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Can you arrange some transport to St Phil's please?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Right. No probs.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21No! I don't want to wait round in casualty half the night.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23If I'm no better, I'll go in the morning.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Will you stop being a hero for two seconds and listen to Dr Reid?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30All right, all right. I'll go...but I'll walk.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I could do with stretching my legs. All right?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Des!- I said I'll walk.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Look, Dr Reid said... - I need the practise.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- What for cycling the Cotswolds? - No, no, no, the next project.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I thought walking the Great Wall of China next year,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51for the Police Benevolent Fund? Fancy joining me?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55No, thanks. Listen, this lad, he's made a formal complaint.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00- Said you went in hard, boots first. - What that I...? No way!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Let me have a word with him, get it sorted.- That's a definite no.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Listen, I know you didn't do it but this is serious.- I...
0:09:06 > 0:09:09I had to get him to the ground to put on the cuffs but that's it.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Well, you have to tread carefully. He'll be with a solicitor by now.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh, Brian!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Hospital.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I need a doctor! You out there?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Yeah. I don't feel well!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42That is a nice ale.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46You usually have to come to somewhere a little bit more select than this
0:09:46 > 0:09:47to get something as good as that.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I bow to your superior knowledge.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51In this, as in all things.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53HE LAUGHS
0:09:53 > 0:09:56What's causing the insomnia then? Is it something to do with your aunt?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- I thought this was a no-strings drink?- Oh, come on.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I'm just not sleeping. It happens.
0:10:03 > 0:10:09Mind won't switch off...and if I do drift away I get...uneasy dreams.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Must be something causing it?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I'm in this...situation.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Professional?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Personal?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28OK, so it's not something it's someone?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32You got a lady and she's keeping you up at night?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Oh, oh! Oh, you have! I'm right! Oh, my God, Haskey scores.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40It's not like that but, yeah, there is a girl,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42a woman, a lady. Female.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yeah?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47We get along really, really well.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49It's early days yet.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Who is she?- You don't know her.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54She's just like one of the lads, you know.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57She loves a pint but... S-She's just, she's really great.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Dark horse, aren't you? So you going out then?
0:11:01 > 0:11:07We're keeping cards close to chest, but...yeah, yeah, we are.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16That pretend copper, you should see what he did to me.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Well, let's not worry about that now...
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Nah, I want a proper lawyer. Not some legal aid spam head.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Hi, this is Glen Harrow.
0:11:23 > 0:11:29- 19, rib injury, abdominal pain and collapse.- OK.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Right. I'll see you later.- Bye-bye.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39So she sends me an email about this other bloke,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42claiming that he's a fireman but she'd much prefer doctors
0:11:42 > 0:11:45cos we don't tend to get our eyebrows singed off.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50True - although Daniel gets his eyebrows waxed. Trade secret.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52You'd never know.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56No, she sounds great. I'm made up for you.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57What did you say her name was?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Jack...kie.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04With a C-K, not Q-U.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Jas?
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Hi.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- I'm just looking for Kevin, you've not seen him, have you?- No?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh, he said he'd stand me dinner.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Well, I could eat something.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Er...well.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Yeah, you could join us.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Al could do with some dating advice,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- be good to get a woman's perspective?- He's joking.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Really?- No, I'm not, her name's Jackie. She was a secret girlfriend.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Well, she WAS secret. - You've got a girlfriend?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34She really goes for men with eyebrows, doesn't she?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Right, so, it's my round. What are you going to have?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Oh, dry white, thanks. So you're a sly one?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Come on, spill.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47How do I begin?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52We're here. Here!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Finally, can I take this off yet?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Oh, go on then. Next time I'm going to use a gag as well,
0:12:58 > 0:13:00the amount of complaining you do.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03And the surprise is...we're lost?!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07No? You've got me a new sat nav and we're going to use it to get home?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Guess again.- You've murdered Angie and we're going to bury her.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Rob!- Only joking.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14You've murdered Mrs Tembe.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- Evening.- I'd almost given up on you.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I had to bring Glen Harrow in.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- How are you?- Still breathing.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Any news?- Let's not make something out of nothing.- Here we go.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Told me I've got a lesion on my optic nerve.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Might be a tumour.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Well, you seem to be taking it very well.- What can you do?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42One more challenge to face. Got to be fighting fit for our one.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- What's this?- Brian's joining me on walking the Great Wall of China.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- In an eye patch, if need be.- Really?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Can't you give him something? Bromide in his tea, or whatever?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I'm afraid that'll just make him more focused, if anything.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56What's the word on Glen Harrow?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58You don't need to think about him right now.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02They're just checking. We'll find out soon.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Can I have a quick word?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Glen Harrow collapsed, it could be anything -
0:14:17 > 0:14:22cracked rib, punctured lung, damaged spleen -
0:14:22 > 0:14:27but this isn't just about Des, now he's talking about suing...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30and if the defence make a case on excessive force then...
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Des was only doing his job
0:14:32 > 0:14:35and now the boss wants in on it, so there'll be an inquiry...
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Given the medical evidence, there'll have to be one.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- PHONE RINGING - Hang on.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Steve? What's the word?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Really?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Reliable? Thanks for that.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Well, what do you know?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Harrow was seen scrapping with someone else in the park earlier.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Taking a right kicking, apparently.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03When are these meteors supposed to start showing up?
0:15:03 > 0:15:08I don't know. Mrs Tembe said something about the earth revolving into their path.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11If I'd known, I'd have dug me old binoculars out.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh I'm sure somebody'll lend us some.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16They're ever so friendly on the website.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19So...if Mrs Tembe suggested this,
0:15:19 > 0:15:23I suppose there's some kind of fancy picnic to go with it?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Well...
0:15:27 > 0:15:30..from the deli counter, please note, not the chiller cabinet.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Nice.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Wait till you try it with these...
0:15:34 > 0:15:39and all washed down with your favourite real ale - I'm driving.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Perfect. Thanks, love.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42I know my man.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Why is nobody else getting out of their cars?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Probably waiting for it to start.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Go on, have a sausage roll.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- Where you going?- I'm going to see if there's anybody else over there.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Well, this is where they said to park.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Yeah, but they might be setting up the telescopes.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I'm going to have a quick shufty.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Hiya, guys.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Karen?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Oh, hello. Nice night for it.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Rude!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Excuse me, do you know what's going on?
0:16:41 > 0:16:45On the message board they said we didn't need to bring a telescope.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49That's not a telescope!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Rob! Rob!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Get in the car, quick - and forget about the food!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Have you got any idea where you've brought us?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59He's wearing a mask - are they Devil worshippers!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03It's a dogging site, you fool! Now get in before... SIRENS WAILING
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Eh!- It's all right. OK. It's all right.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14What do you want?
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- If you've come to gloat, you'll be laughing on the other side of your face soon.- Nothing of the sort.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- I'm here to say thanks.- You what?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23They found something they might not have.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25If it hadn't been for you clocking me one over the head, who knows?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Your word against mine...
0:17:27 > 0:17:29as long as they keep you alive for a court case.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33They reckon I need an op, I'm getting worse...
0:17:33 > 0:17:38- Your fault, Des.- Hang on, we both know I didn't use that much force.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41You'll still be in the dock yourself, regardless.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Sad, isn't it?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46No-one really wins in a case like this.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Life's too short.- Yours is.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Maybe we should talk it through with the police?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You've got to see the sense in that?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I think you're a bright lad, considering.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56What, you nearly died and now you see the good in everything?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58No, no, you are a bright lad.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01It took imagination to come up with that abandoned baby thing.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02You're impressed by my mugging skills?
0:18:02 > 0:18:07I'm saying you've got a brain, how about using it to do some good?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09It didn't take that much to come up with the idea.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Plus...
0:18:11 > 0:18:13that happened to me.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15What did?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Abandoned when I was a baby, left outside a hospital in a blanket,
0:18:19 > 0:18:23taken into care, treated like a dog that no-one wanted.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24I learned summat from life -
0:18:24 > 0:18:27take what you can, no-one's going to give it you.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28I'm sorry.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Ha, I'll remember that one!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32What do you mean?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35What? Seriously? You believed me?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37You muppet.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Maybe the judge'll fall for that n'all.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Why are you doing this?- Ka-ching. - Have you got any redeeming qualities?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Don't try and appeal to my better side, there isn't one.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49You could make something of your life, live with dignity,
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- voluntary work, helping folk worse off than yourself.- Like you?
0:18:53 > 0:18:57You think being good'll win the day, give your life meaning?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Do you think you're worth more than me cos you're nice?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02You're nothing.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03- You're wrong.- No.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05You think you're doing right,
0:19:05 > 0:19:09but you're only making yourself feel better, mate, there's no difference.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Not my problem you've wasted all your life trying to be a big shot.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Look at you, lonely old sod.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Ah!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22GROWLS: You put me through a court case,
0:19:22 > 0:19:27you'd better pray whatever I've got finishes me off...
0:19:27 > 0:19:33otherwise I'll be waiting for you and I'll have nothing to lose.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38And if you think this is painful? You wait. You've got no idea.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Des, you shouldn't be in here.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42No, I just wanted to see how he was doing.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Nah! Get him out of here he was just trying to kill me!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48The way he gave you all those injuries?
0:19:48 > 0:19:49We know about the other fight.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Look, if you'd a just come in then, he was losing his nut!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53And where were you?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55All right, I admit...
0:19:55 > 0:19:58I owed money and got done over this morning,
0:19:58 > 0:20:01but that's no excuse for him just going off his nut.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I'm not listening, mate, why should we believe you?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17So, have you got any pet names?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Are you going to be "babe-ing" her a lot?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I thought I'd take the, "Yo, Mamma," approach.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26To babes and mammas - and Al and Jackie.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Al and Jackie.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Wonder what happened to Kevin? - Who cares.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34So, let's get serious for a moment.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38We're both happy for you and Jackie's a very lovely girl.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- With an eyebrow fetish. - With an eyebrow fetish!
0:20:41 > 0:20:42An eyebrow fetish!
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Which is fortunate because I can send messages with mine.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Here's one coming in...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50"Jimmi...it's your round."
0:20:50 > 0:20:51I don't get it!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57No, but, come on, there's one thing that we really want to know.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Is she better than me at darts?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Cos if she thinks she is, you can tell her from me...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05it's on, biatch!
0:21:05 > 0:21:06I'm going to get some drinks.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Seriously, it's...it's really great that you've got someone
0:21:12 > 0:21:17and, erm, I'm sorry for blowing out dinner with you the other night.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18- Oh...- No, no.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Seriously, I am up to here in wrong. So...I'm sorry.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28I thought it was a come on, but it was just mates having dinner, wasn't it?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33So, darts later?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Well, you could certainly use the practise.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Cheeky!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I shouldn't have gone there, I know.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49You'll have to tell the boss, along with everything else.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Tell him what? His story doesn't add up, mate!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54That I lost it just then. He really got to me.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Oh, I'll just have to face up to it in court.- I didn't see anything.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- You did.- All I saw was a good man having a bad day...
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Whatever happened, I'm sure you didn't mean it.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09But I did mean it, I was furious, he wound me up!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- And he made me realise...- What?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15What's it all for? What am I really doing?
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I've never hurt anyone in my life and now this?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I'm not the person people think I am...
0:22:24 > 0:22:25and all the good I've done?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Yeah, he's right...
0:22:28 > 0:22:30it's worth nothing.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Yeah, yeah.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35It was the wife's idea of a treat,
0:22:35 > 0:22:39you know, she wanted to surprise me with a meteor shower.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Yes, a real meteor shower.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45This better be a wind-up!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47That's not some pervy code for what doggers get up to.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54I didn't even know where we were going, I was blindfolded.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- INTERVIEWERS LAUGH - No, no, that doesn't sound right.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00I was wanting to show my hard-working husband
0:23:00 > 0:23:05how much I love him in a nice, clean, non-dogging way...
0:23:05 > 0:23:07As I've said, it was Karen's idea.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10..with a pork pie and a pickled onion
0:23:10 > 0:23:13and, no, that's not some pervy code either.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Some of her mates from work had done it a few nights ago...
0:23:16 > 0:23:18the stargazing thing.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22I have told you, it was my idea.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24So, if you want to arrest anybody, it should be me.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29It's not like you caught me with my trousers down or anything.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33And if I have to hear one more joke about seeing a full moon or Uranus,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36you'll be adding assault to the charge sheet.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39But you've made such a difference?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I appreciate that but...
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Ignore that scrote Harrow. You can't help everyone.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- I know that...- Look, you can't let people like that stop you doing
0:23:46 > 0:23:49the good work you've done to make other people's lives better.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Yeah, but what if I am doing it to make my life less empty?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55What if is about me and not them?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Brian, you're always telling me, what about MY life?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Yeah, what about it?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Well, perhaps, perhaps I should retire.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- I don't know how long I've got now. - None of us know that!
0:24:08 > 0:24:13Right, I'm going to get this surgery or whatever sorted...
0:24:13 > 0:24:15and then I'm going to live life for myself.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I'll honour my commitments but after that...
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- I think you've earned it.- So do I.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25So, no Great Wall of China.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Just, head off, follow the sun, go where I want.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Right then...how about a boozy weekend in Barcelona?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- On me. Any takers?- Well...
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- I'll take that as a yes and you're my witness.- Fair enough.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- I am so sorry.- Let's just go.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48You wait until I get my hands on Mrs Tembe.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52You want Mrs Tembe to find out about what happened tonight?
0:24:52 > 0:24:53No.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Karen?- Oh, flaming Ada. Hi!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Bit late to be calling in on Rob, isn't it? Evening, Rob.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Yeah, no, well, erm...what it was,
0:25:04 > 0:25:09was I thought I heard a noise, in the back garden, didn't I?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Well, was it, a burglar or something?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- We don't know but once you've made the call...- Absolutely.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Well, I'm sure it was nothing. - That's right. Come on.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Probably just a neighbour's dog got loose
0:25:20 > 0:25:24- and was rummaging around in the bushes.- Leave it. She knows.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I'm sure he's in the doghouse for it now.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28BARKING
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Head held high. Smile.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33BARKING AND HOWLING
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Aargh!- Ow!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Why don't you stay at my place? Take your mind off things.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47From the symptoms you're describing,
0:25:47 > 0:25:49it sounds as if you could be pregnant.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50I'll get the other bags.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Are you moving in?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- I just want you to stop lying to me. - I will, I promise.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Right. That's it!
0:25:56 > 0:26:01See, I don't mind your fancy food but don't talk during my soap!
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