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0:00:35 > 0:00:37OW! Ah.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41- What's the matter?- Argh! I thought you said you got rid of them!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I did. You're just being paranoid.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Don't you think if we had fleas, they'd bite both of us?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Ow!- Ooh, stop being paranoid!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53This is you hiring cowboys!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56I didn't. They had the biggest advert in the yellow pages!

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Oh, look, see.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59We're going to have to burn all the bedding and the bed.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I give you one job...

0:01:01 > 0:01:03It's not my fault that you let in a flea-ridden cat!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh, just get somebody to sort it.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08As if I haven't got enough to cope with, with all the lads at work still cracking jokes

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- about the other night! - Are you still banging on about that?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- You don't have to work with them. - What about Emma?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, is this what we've become?

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Sex pests with fleas.- Just make sure that you get our money back

0:01:19 > 0:01:21from them half-a-job Bobs!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23I can't because they said that no insect eradication programme

0:01:23 > 0:01:25can guarantee complete success!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29So, they're covered.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Everyone ready?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39The bridal party will proceed into the main room in two minutes.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Let's get this wedding on the road!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Acha, Beti. You look beautiful, Anita!

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Thanks, Dad.- It's going very well, don't you think?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I was a bit worried about the flowers but they're perfect.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Everything is perfect!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54I think I want some air.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I only wish your mother were here to see it.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00How proud she'd be to see you finally...

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Anita?

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Morning, Mrs Tembe.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Good morning, Dr Carter.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You seem out of sorts.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- I did not sleep very much last night.- Why's that?

0:02:21 > 0:02:26- I ran into Reverend Clement at the supermarket.- Ooh.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Bound to happen sooner or later.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yes, well, I was hoping it would be later.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Was it awkward?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34No, it was...

0:02:35 > 0:02:36..it was very polite.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40It's just when I got home, I felt a little agitated.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43An ex can have that effect.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48Well, it is nothing that a hard day's work cannot cure.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Or a bit of R and R?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Why don't you stay at my place? Take your mind off things.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh, oh, no. I could not impose.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Think of it as a hotel stay,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00the service at Chateau Carter is impeccable.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Well, it is very tempting but I could not.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Didn't you say you wanted your kitchen painted?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06It would be the perfect opportunity.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09No. I really appreciate the generous offer

0:03:09 > 0:03:13but...I will not be the figure of pity.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17I-I think I would just prefer to be alone, thank you.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Excuse me, guys. I'm looking for a Mr Achari.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- He's over there.- Oh, OK. Sure.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Thank you.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Mr Achari? Hi, I'm Dr Clay.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Doctor, thank goodness! Where have you been?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Sorry, I just got the call. - My daughter's been taken ill.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm no doctor but I think it's very serious.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Calm down, Papa, unless you want everyone to know there's a problem.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Hi, I'm Amit, I'm the groom.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Hi. Where's the patient?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Just this way. Follow me.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Sweetheart. The doctor is here.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I've thrown up before, Dad.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I'm sorry you were called out. I'm fine. I'm just feeling a bit woozy.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- It's probably nerves. - Better to be safe than sorry.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- I'm Dr Clay, from The Campus Surgery.- Anita.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11So you've been sick. Any other symptoms?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I've had stomach cramps since this morning

0:04:13 > 0:04:14and been sick a couple of times.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Look at her skin. She's feverish.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Have you eaten anything unusual that might've upset you?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- You mean food poisoning?- Yeah. - Perhaps we should leave them to it?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I brought in the very best caterers!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- You do look a little flushed. - You see? She's burning up!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30See what these crash diets do to you?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Sap your strength and all for fitting into a dress!- Dad!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Maybe we could have some privacy.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Of course, Doctor. Come on.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Right, how long have you had the symptoms?- A few days.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Can I just check your pulse?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Your pulse does seem a little fast, might be nerves.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Have you been fatigued recently? Feeling more tired than normal?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yeah, but I figured it was all cos of the wedding stuff.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00When was your last period?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Erm, three weeks ago?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- I'm sorry, I can't remember.- OK.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Erm...from the symptoms you're describing

0:05:10 > 0:05:13it sounds as if you could be pregnant

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- but I'd like you to do a pregnancy test, just to be sure.- What?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18We'll have to do a scan to be certain but, erm...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Anita?- No.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well, I might be wrong but I'd just like to rule out the possibility.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I can't be pregnant. I'm sorry, I just can't.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30It's food poisoning.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Yeah, why don't you do the test, and then we'll go from there.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53It can come as a bit of a shock.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Do you want me to fetch the groom?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00It's not his.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01OK.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05We haven't slept together yet. It's an arranged marriage.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- My father's going to kill me. - Could you postpone the wedding?

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Then everyone will know why. It'll crush Amit!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13How could I be so stupid?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I can't have a baby. I'm getting married.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Maybe you should take some time, think this through?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I'll be fine. Thanks for coming.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Erm, look, I know it's none of my business but what about the fiance?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- What about him? - Are you going to tell him?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- He'll be devastated. - He's no idea what's going on?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33I can't deal with this now. Excuse me.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Do you really think it's a good idea to start your marriage with a lie?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Who the hell are you to judge?! You don't know me, or my situation!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42I know it's harder to hide a baby than an affair.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Just get out!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46When I want a stranger's opinion, I'll ask for one!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- KNOCKING ON DOOR - Come in.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Hiya.- What're you doing here?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I've found us new fumigators.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Ooh! Where'd you get these, this time?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09My gaffer. He's got dogs and he swears by 'em.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12But you have no idea how many jokes about liking it dirty

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I had to go through to get the number.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Well done.- The only problem is, they can't come till tomorrow

0:07:18 > 0:07:21and it's going to take them a few days to completely clear the house.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23A few days?! The last lot took half the time.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Well, we could always both stay at Angie's?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27No chance. Why don't we book into a hotel?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Make it like a holiday.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Order room service, bit of pampering.- Mm.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35You might change your mind when you see the quote.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39How much?!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- How are you feeling?- Great! Excited.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52I mean, if you want to push it back an hour or two, just to be sure?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I don't want to wait.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57You've put so much into today. I won't be the one to spoil it.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Are you ready?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Erm, I just need to nip to the loo.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- You're pregnant.- What? - You're pregnant.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- I'm so sorry.- We never, I mean, we've been waiting for each other.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Amit, please...- Whose is it? - It doesn't matter.- It matters to me!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Just someone from work. You don't know him. It's OVER!

0:08:56 > 0:09:01- I said we couldn't be together, that I'm spoken for...- That's not how it seems to me.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03I can't believe it.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06We've been betrothed to each other for years. Only a year, really...

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Our families had this in mind since we were kids and you knew it, and you wanted it too!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- If it wasn't for uni, we'd be married already.- We still can be!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Look, it was a mistake, right, and it's horrible,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18but, please, let's just do it.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Seriously?- Yeah. Let's just go down and do this.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I don't think you understand what's happening.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Do you want to disgrace our families?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31My father will never live this down.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- You're with someone else! How can I trust you now?- Because it's over!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36How? How is it over?!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46What?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51"Roasted quail and potato pancetta terrine.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53"Balmoral venison..."

0:09:53 > 0:09:57All washed down with a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- What is this? - Tonight's menu at Chateau Carter.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03And may I also recommend some musical treats on BBC Four?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Verdi's Rigoletto.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Dr Carter, I do not want your pity.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09I am not pitying you.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10I want you to rescue me

0:10:10 > 0:10:13from rattling around in my home, on my own.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Hmm.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21It does look very tempting.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Well, maybe I could provide a creme brulee cheesecake?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Heavens, that's settled.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Well, do you not think it is a little unseemly that both of us...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, who cares? We're not teenagers.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35If we can survive the night with a mad farmer, we can survive anything!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Even a little gossip.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41What's his name?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Don't do this.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- I want to know!- David.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47How long?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49A few months, maybe more.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52It just happened. We talked. There were sparks.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56"Sparks." Something we don't have, right?

0:10:56 > 0:10:57Do you think we do?

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Well, yeah.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- What can I say?- The truth!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05I love you. You've been my best friend since we were kids.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Isn't that enough?- Obviously not, when you go whoring it up.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Hey! I can't help thinking of you as a brother, OK?

0:11:10 > 0:11:11And then I meet this guy,

0:11:11 > 0:11:15and he's romantic, and passionate, and exciting.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- I could've given you all of that.- Really?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21I can't remember the last time you even kissed me!

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- You made a commitment to me. - And I'm prepared to honour that.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28What do you want from me? To fall into your arms?

0:11:30 > 0:11:34To tell you I've been dreaming about this moment since I was 11?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37My parents wanted this wedding before I even knew what the word meant!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39All right! I get it.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I just want you to stop lying to me.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I will, I promise.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Tell me then...

0:11:49 > 0:11:51..are you in love with him?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I'm sure the ceremony will start soon.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Please, help yourself to refreshments while we wait.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Don't worry, food poisoning has definitely been ruled out!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Amit? Amit?!

0:12:07 > 0:12:08What's wrong?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Ask your daughter.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20So, we're homeless. We're going to end up on Immie's sofa at this rate.

0:12:23 > 0:12:29Oh, that's ever so kind of you to offer but we couldn't...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Well, do you think he'd mind?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Oh, you're a lifesaver!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Oh, I've got a patient. Erm...I've got to go.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye! Come in.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Shut the door.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53David...the wedding's off...

0:12:54 > 0:12:58..and I have some news. so call me back when you get this, please.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Please, Dad, just give me a minute. - It's Amit.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- I'll leave quietly. I won't make a scene.- Wait...

0:13:14 > 0:13:15about earlier...

0:13:17 > 0:13:20..I'm sorry. It was just a lot to take in.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- You had every right to be upset.- Look...

0:13:24 > 0:13:29I'm not exactly great at expressing my feelings.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31It's just...

0:13:31 > 0:13:35I'm not crazy about what happened...

0:13:35 > 0:13:40but I made a promise to stand by you and I want to.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- I want to make a go of it. - I'm packed to leave.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Now you don't have to.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48If you don't want to, that is.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51You still want me after everything I've done?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Well, yeah. I do.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57What about the baby?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02It's already one half of someone I care deeply about.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04That's more than enough to let me love them...

0:14:05 > 0:14:08..and I mean I'm not exactly the best looking guy in the world

0:14:08 > 0:14:11so maybe it's a good thing he doesn't inherit my nose!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- He?- Or she.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Have you thought this through?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18The truth will come out that it's not yours.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I think you're worth it.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24But you have to decide what you want.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Are you going to tell David about the child?

0:14:27 > 0:14:28(I don't know.)

0:14:30 > 0:14:33You wanted a big romantic gesture...

0:14:34 > 0:14:35..here it is.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38The rest is up to you.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53This all looks lovely.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I'm glad you accepted the invitation.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00We have lovely hors d'oeuvres, good wine...

0:15:01 > 0:15:02..and Bach.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07Well, if the food is as good as your music, we are in for a treat.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08To a quiet night in.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12DOORBELL RINGING

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Karen?- We made it!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Is something wrong?- No.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Ooh, that smells lovely.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23But you shouldn't have bothered cos we...

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- we've bought fish and chips. - Well, I didn't bother.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Why are your bags outside?- Hello?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- We're not interrupting anything, are we?- No. Well, yes!

0:15:32 > 0:15:33No! No.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35It's just that Julia said we could stay a couple of nights

0:15:35 > 0:15:37while our house is being de-flead.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Fleas?!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41It's all right. We've been decontaminated.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Julia said that she would call.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44PHONE RINGING

0:15:44 > 0:15:49Oh! Well, that's, that's maybe her. Will I go? Yes?

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Are you sure this is OK? Cos I don't mind paying for a hotel.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57No, it's fine. I won't turn my friends away from the hearth.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Great. I'll get the other bags.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Are you moving in?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Dr Carter, as the good Lord says,

0:16:04 > 0:16:06"You must always be a port in the storm."

0:16:06 > 0:16:09I just think it's a bit off, Julia inviting people over

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- without discussing it with me first. - We'll be fine.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'm sure we'll have a lovely time.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20Anita?

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Dr Clay! I need your help.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- What's happened?! - I need to speak to you.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You couldn't go through with it then?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh, I could, but he found out

0:16:35 > 0:16:37and then he didn't want to, and then he did,

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- and then I thought I shouldn't. I don't know.- So why are you here?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44If I say anything to my family and friends they'll know what I've done.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Please, you've got to help me.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Mrs Tembe?

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Oh, oh, no, thank you.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Another cold one, Karen?

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Twisted my arm.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Fish and chips is a very surprising choice for the winner of Super Chef.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00I've given my apron the night off.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02We don't do snooty food every night.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Dr Carter's food is not snooty.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07There is nothing wrong with having standards.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10That's right. Got any ketchup?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Afraid not.- Ooh, er, is this gravy?

0:17:12 > 0:17:16It's jus. It's a thinned sauce made from the meat's juices.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Yeah. Gravy. Lovely. - It's very delicate.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25So, what's the plan for tonight?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Are we just going to curl up in front of the telly?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Dr Carter has a fine evening planned

0:17:30 > 0:17:32and we would be happy to share it with you.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Great - as long as it's not too snooty.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36No, after supper, you're in luck.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39We're watching a fine rendition of Rigoletto.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45You don't have to go through with it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47People have a right to choose who they want to be with -

0:17:47 > 0:17:49to hell with anyone who says different.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Arranged marriage isn't the problem. It's a part of who I am.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55It actually took the pressure off trying to find the perfect guy,

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- being able to pick from vetted partners.- Really?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00How is it any different to dating sites? Or being set-up?

0:18:04 > 0:18:05So what's the problem?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08I can't back out the wedding now without destroying Amit

0:18:08 > 0:18:10but then I lose David.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Do you love him?- Which one?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Well, if you don't know, you should cancel the wedding,

0:18:15 > 0:18:16give yourself time to think.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- But I could lose them both! - Maybe that's a good thing?

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Try being alone for a while.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I was alone for too long, waiting for Amit.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24The problem now is I've one too many guys.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Why did you come and see me about this?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29The way you spoke to me earlier. I thought you'd help me be decisive.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yeah, you want me to decide for you.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32- That's not what I meant.- Isn't it?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Cos you were happy for your parents to sort you out with a husband.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37You even stuck to it when David came along.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Cancelling would hurt Amit and my dad. I'm thinking of them.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42And then when Amit found out and told you he was done,

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- you rolled over again. - I fought for him to stay!

0:18:45 > 0:18:46So why are you here?

0:18:46 > 0:18:50I'm starting to wonder. I came for some advice, not a lecture!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52OK, advice.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Well, my advice would be that you have to make a choice -

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- maybe the biggest one you've ever made.- I can't, OK?

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Whatever happens, I'm a home-wrecking harlot!

0:19:00 > 0:19:01What're you doing here?!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- What am- I- doing? You're having an affair!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- How did you find me? - You took the limo.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Who do you think is paying for the driver?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I think we should all just calm down.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Is this him? With his piercing eyes and boy band looks?- It's not him!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Why didn't you tell me?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I don't want you hiding things from your own father.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- I want you to be happy.- I was. I am!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25I used to love the fact my wedding was sorted

0:19:25 > 0:19:27but now it's smothering me.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30I know it's tough.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Your mother and I were wed by arrangement -

0:19:35 > 0:19:38it was hard at first but we grew together and love came.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Dad, there's something else...

0:19:44 > 0:19:47..I'm pregnant and it's not Amit's.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Dad?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57You mean to tell me...

0:20:00 > 0:20:02..I'm going to be a grandfather?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Erm, I was thinking, your show's been on a while

0:20:10 > 0:20:13and I wondered if we could change channels cos my soap starts soon?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Soap?- Yeah. It's what I'd watch at home, you know, to relax.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18If I had a home.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Well, I suppose it's only fair. Share and share alike.- Ooh!

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Can I just flick onto the football for one minute?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29I've seen nothing of the first half.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31They're not going to stop scoring in the second,

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- just cos you're not watching 'em. - You don't know that.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37Excuse me, did anyone else in this room do the washing up? No?

0:20:37 > 0:20:41Fine. Right, Heston. Can I listen to the radio, please, for the football?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Yes, it's in the... - Kitchen. Thank you.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59I want you to rest...

0:20:59 > 0:21:03- don't exert yourself. - Dad, I'm only, like, six weeks along.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- That's 34 to go. I know my trimesters. - PHONE BEEPING

0:21:09 > 0:21:13- It's David. He says he can't talk but he loves me.- Hm!

0:21:13 > 0:21:14He does, Dad.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17If he loves you so much, where is he?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Surely your white knight would ride in to stop this?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22I told him not to come.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Ha! Nothing would've stopped me from being with your mother.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27I would've fought through hell to be with her.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Even when she was sick, going back and forth to hospital,

0:21:30 > 0:21:31I never left her side.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I know.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34You don't.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39This "perfect" man is about to lose you for ever

0:21:39 > 0:21:43and, trust me, when that one person you love

0:21:43 > 0:21:48is about to leave you for the last time...you are not late.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Amit's here.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57Ready to stand by you - even take care of another man's child.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02It may not be true love but it's a start.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Excuse me.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11It's not that I don't like the game,

0:22:11 > 0:22:13it's just become all about the money.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Go on, skin him! Go on, go on, skin him!

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Overpaid, preening pretty boys. - Well, have a go then, go on!

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Sometimes I like to swim naked, like I'm a giant fish.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27- OH! Oh! We're getting there. Nearly, nearly.- Nearly.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30You're rubbish!

0:22:30 > 0:22:33When did your mum pass away?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36When I was still at school. Then it was just me and my dad.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41- I bet he was over protective. - You don't know the half of it.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44He would've kept me wrapped in cotton wool, if he could.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46But I always knew he meant well.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Yeah. The...

0:22:50 > 0:22:52..the problem with other people deciding what's best for you

0:22:52 > 0:22:55is you never really learn to decide for yourself.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58You should try it alone for a while.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- What do you think I should do? - Seriously?!- You know what I mean.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Do you want to keep the baby?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Yeah.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Right then, only two people are important.

0:23:16 > 0:23:22Not Amit, or David, or your dad - just you and your baby.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- And whatever you decide is best for you, then that's what happens. - PHONE RINGING

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Hi.- You came back!

0:23:55 > 0:23:57And I won't be leaving again

0:23:57 > 0:24:01but I'm having this baby, and I'm going to tell David too,

0:24:01 > 0:24:04so if you're not ready for that, then I...

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Does that answer your question? - Where did that come from?!

0:24:11 > 0:24:14That's enough standing around - this venue is hired by the hour!

0:24:16 > 0:24:20Where do you think you're going? You're part of this wedding now too.

0:24:21 > 0:24:28All these people live immoral and scandalous lives. It is not proper.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Just give it a chance. You might like it.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Well, who is that?- That's Christine. She's a right piece of work.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Well, why has she come out half-dressed?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43She's the village bicycle, if you know what I mean.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Well, it does not look very sturdy and reliable to me.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49There's been a car crash, a murder,

0:24:49 > 0:24:53and two affairs in the first 20 minutes.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Maybe they should consider moving away from this street?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Some of us are trying to watch.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01I cannot believe they have actually paid someone to write this rubbish.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Right! That's it!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05See, I don't mind your fancy food

0:25:05 > 0:25:08and your music no-one under 60 would listen to

0:25:08 > 0:25:11but, please, don't talk during my soap!

0:25:11 > 0:25:13I am sorry

0:25:13 > 0:25:18but the only reason I can see anyone watching this terrible programme

0:25:18 > 0:25:22- is so that they can feel better about their own lives.- Well, I like it!

0:25:22 > 0:25:26And if you would stop being rude for five seconds,

0:25:26 > 0:25:28and just watch it, you might see why.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30And there's nothing wrong with my life, thank you very much.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34- It's sensationalist tat! - What about your blooming opera?

0:25:34 > 0:25:39I mean, there's a deformed clown who murders his cross-dressing daughter

0:25:39 > 0:25:41cos she's having an affair with a duke.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43If that's not, "sensational tat," I don't know what is!

0:25:43 > 0:25:45That, madam, is art.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47My Jack's finger painting is art

0:25:47 > 0:25:49but I don't make you watch it all night, do I?

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Did you let your children watch this?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Surely it would scar their young minds?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Are you questioning my parenting skills?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58I was only offering some constructive criticism.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00I'm not taking advice on bringing up kids

0:26:00 > 0:26:02from somebody who hasn't had any!

0:26:06 > 0:26:11I, er... It is getting late. I think I had better go. Excuse me.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Please, don't leave me with these philistines.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21Dr Carter, I do not want to cause an argument.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- No, it is getting very late... - Fine, I will ask them to leave.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28No! No, they are your guests and you should treat them as such.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Well, you're my guest too and I want you to stay.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Why don't we watch something that we'd all enjoy?

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Like a live music extravaganza?

0:26:36 > 0:26:39ROB! You're missing OMG! You Can Dance!

0:26:41 > 0:26:43OMG!

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Am I a member of the- Royal Family? No!

0:26:59 > 0:27:01I'm fed up with her coming round.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03When we bought this, they didn't tell us we had a sitting tenant.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04What's the matter?

0:27:04 > 0:27:07It's that awful man who bought my house.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Am I one of our Olympic heroes?

0:27:09 > 0:27:10No!

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Colin?

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Charlie Chaplin?

0:27:15 > 0:27:18No, you daft bat! You're Hitler!

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