0:00:43 > 0:00:44Don't bother - milk's off.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Mrs Tembe's gone out to get some fresh.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48You look smart.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I know.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's half a day software training!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54It's a nice venue...never know who you're going to meet.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Know what I'm saying? - Don't flirt with the trainer.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Don't let the side down and don't be late.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00That it?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Don't flirt with anyone else. - Anything else?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Don't skimp on the buffet - it was all in with the price.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hello. Have you met me? I skipped breakfast.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09My buffet skills are legendary.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20What a tippy tumbles. Let me help you.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I hate it when I fall over, which usually happens in threes.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25The kerb...it just...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Oh, look - you've scraged your knee.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- "Scraged"? - You know - scraged.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30You've taken a bit of the skin off,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33but just enough to get that sticky clear liquid, not proper blood.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37I have always wondered what a scrage was.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The result of fleeting flesh on brick or flesh on tarmac contact -
0:01:40 > 0:01:42in or around Birmingham.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Look, there's a doctor's just round the corner.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Yes, the Mill Health Centre.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49You'll wants a squirt of Germoline and a sticking plaster.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Come on - I'll walk with you.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53No, no, no. I do not want to put you out.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55You're not. I was going there anyway.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, well...well...so was I.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00You feeling off colour?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02No, no, no. I work there.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Are you unwell?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Me? Nah! Strong as an ox, me.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Passport photo wants signing.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Got to get the application
0:02:09 > 0:02:11to the post office this morning or it'll be curtains.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13You know what it's like. You have loads of time,
0:02:13 > 0:02:15you fanny about and the last chance you've got to do it is today.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Well, if you are walking that way anyway...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I am. I'm Jenny.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh...Mrs Tembe.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Lovely to meet you.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26You might want to...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Lovely. You can lean on me.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Thank you.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39KNOCK ON WINDOW
0:02:39 > 0:02:44Hello! Good house calls? You coming in?
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Or...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50you can be Thelma and I'll be Louise...
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Which one got to get down and dirty with Brad Pitt? I want to be her.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Really? Well, maybe that could be arranged.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00You know kidnapping movie stars is illegal, right?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Kidnapping - it's such a strong word.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15You might want to consider finding another route, sir.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I'm already following a diversion from back there.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Fatalities?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Just stay where you are please, sir.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- It's all under control. - Hugo! Here, boy!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Hugo! Here, boy!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29In the car if you don't mind, sir.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32MOTPs mean well but they always get in the way.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33MOTPs?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Members of the public.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Now, as soon as Dr Khella has seen me
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I will organise your photograph validation.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45It never occurred to me I'd need an appointment,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47with it being non-medical and all.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49We have a procedure.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51There are reasons.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Leave it with me.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Thanks.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- I'll cover.- Thank you, Mrs Hollins. Will you take that, please?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Look - I'm not a MOTP - I'm a doctor.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Why didn't you say? - You didn't ask.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17You found him? Did you find Hugo?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Hugo? No sign.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Sorry, Mr Sloan - PC Anderson's looked
0:04:20 > 0:04:22but there's no sign of your dog.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- I have to find him... - Take it easy
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Surely you can find his dog?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27We tried, sir...I've said - I'm sorry.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Please!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30That'll do, sir - you need to calm down.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33You have to...
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Bummer, eh?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37His old lady's bought it, wrecked his motor and he's lost his dog.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Surely you'll keep looking, though? Right?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- No, I don't think so. - But the guy's just...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Hugo!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Don't you think you're being a bit...?- Look, doctor,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- maybe if you'd bothered to tell me you were a quack earlier...- Hugo!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52..you could have helped and freed me up to go and look.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Now? Not so much.- Hugo!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Getting anxious won't help.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57You need to try and stay calm.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00But he knows the woods - he'll hide.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Please, promise you'll keep looking.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06I promise.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Right then, doc...you'll be wanting this.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Do you want to take a seat?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Nothing too grim? - No, no. I will live.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Now, Dr Khella has agreed to sign your photograph.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Excellent.- As long as you've got some other photo ID?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I just need to pull your records up,
0:05:35 > 0:05:37check that you're a match and Bob's your uncle.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39And Fanny's your aunt.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42The power of the GP - she signs and you are you.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44There's a £10 admin charge.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Is there? I didn't think you'd charge.- Is that a problem?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It's just that I've only got the cash for my passport.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51I really didn't think I'd have to pay you.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Well, it's not me exactly - it's the practice.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well, I will pay it. You can pay me back later.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Oh, no - I couldn't...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I'm sorry - I can't do it unless you...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Dr Khella, please - I will settle the amount.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04No, really...
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I will and you will insult me if you try to stop me.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09You can return it to me later.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Your passport is important.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13The mad thing is, I've got more cash at home.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I've been saving to change it into dollars.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17It's my sister's fault for booking the tickets.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20No - it's my fault for being so slack - what am I like?
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Are you sure you don't mind?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I will be here until two o'clock today.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Then I'll be back by two.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32In the words of my gran, "If you get that tenner back,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34"my tiddler is a two-ton trout."
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Well, pardon me for thinking
0:06:40 > 0:06:43that you're there to help find lost animals.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Well, that's the last time I put any money in one of your tins.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Animal lovers my... PHONE BEEPS
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Rude!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Ah...Hugo!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Hugo! Hugo!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Hugo! HE WHISTLES
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Thank you so much for sorting this out.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I'll get it to the Post Office, go home and be back before you know it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Two o'clock, right?- Yes.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08You're a real star!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11A real star who's down ten quid.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16No, he's not one of The Mill patients,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I just happened upon the accident.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I want someone to tell him that I'm still looking for his dog.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Tyler. Dr Kevin Tyler. Thanks.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Hugo!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32PHONE RINGS
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Not in Bromsgrove?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36I know I'm not in Bromsgrove.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Care to tell me why not? Given that you're spruced and starving?
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Something's come up.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46GARBLED NOISES Losing signal...
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Hugo! Ah! Come here, you damn stupid dog!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Ah, look at you.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01I think you're really nice and thoughtful...
0:08:01 > 0:08:02I don't care what anybody says.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Mrs Tembe said your next one's a no-show.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Yes! Thank you.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10What?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I think it just might work.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- What?- I can't believe I've never thought of it before.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh, such rightness!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Mandy...- Right.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25What if I said I had a pre-approved, vetted, gorgeous,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27not a prat of a man who...
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Not interested. - ..would be no pressure?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Worst case scenario, you just have an entertaining evening out.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I would say the idea of a blind date is always, without exception,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40always, every time, a bad one.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Vish. Vish-the-dish.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Just planting the seed.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Think about watering that seed. Letting it grow.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52You what?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Just don't just squirt it with Paraquat.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Paraquat? - I like the word.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Paraquat? Paraquat?!
0:09:05 > 0:09:10SHE GROANS She not been back, then?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12There is still three quarters of an hour.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21Oooh, don't you worry. I promise I'll find him.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23AMERICAN ACCENT: I'll be your dog!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Hugo!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Hugo!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Hugo?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44SNARLING
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Hugo. Hugo.- Kevin.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21It's OK. All right? It's OK.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I'm not going to hurt you.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Don't start.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Seedling?
0:10:27 > 0:10:28What have I missed?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Mandy is being horticulturally aggravating
0:10:30 > 0:10:32whilst trying to pull off Cilla Black.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ooh-er, missus!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Where do you stand on blind dates? - Usually alone at the bar,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- cos they've copped sight of me and done one.- Aw!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Aw! No, you are handsome and you are lovely -
0:10:41 > 0:10:43you're just having a dry spell.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Why don't you sort him out with a blind date, then?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Would you?- Mmm.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Ah, there you are!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Why don't you do something frivolous on your afternoon off?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I do not want to do anything, really.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Go on! Something wacky like the pictures or swimming?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04KNOCK ON DOOR
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh, thank goodness! I thought I'd missed you.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17I didn't know if you were a flowers or a choc type, Mrs Tembe,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20so I thought...what the hell - get both.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Well, that is very kind of you! Please, call me Winifred.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Ooh, away with the daftness! What am I like?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Here's ten crisp pounds and the offer of a lift home
0:11:31 > 0:11:32if you'd like one.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Thank you. You have a car? - Not as a rule,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37but I managed to swing the church's for the rest of the day.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Holy Roller...only it's not a Rolls, obv'!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, a lift home would be wonderful.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Well, Mrs Hollins, I will see you first thing in the morning.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Ooh, now tell me, what church do you attend?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54- River Way - do you know it? - Oh, yes!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56A lot of folk think we're proper happy-clappy
0:11:56 > 0:12:00but that's fine cos mostly we're happy and we do clap rather a lot.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Well, we can't spend all day here, can we?
0:12:09 > 0:12:10It's boring.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18What do you say we get out of here?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Come on, what do you say?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26There we go. That's a good boy.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Good boy.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Hugo.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yeah, right - Hugo.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38So what do we do now, eh?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48We'll get you sorted.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Sound like a good idea, little man?
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Come on.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Do you want to come in?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh, no, no, no. I will wait for you here.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Fair enough. Lots of people are a bit "meh".
0:13:01 > 0:13:03They think churchy folk are weird and funny.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Oh, no, no, I do not. I am also a Christian.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08No, really I will wait here.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Sure you don't want to come in?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Not for a whiff of incense or anything, eh?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20What kind of congregation are you?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22We're sort of progressive, I suppose...despite the incense!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You're not going to your own church?
0:13:25 > 0:13:26No, no. Not at the moment.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Well, you might like it here. - I do not know...
0:13:29 > 0:13:31What's the worst that can happen?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I'm prepared to brave the thunderbolts if you are!
0:13:33 > 0:13:38- Come on - just pop in while I track the vic down and drop these off.- I...
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Who knows? Maybe you were meant to lean on me today, eh?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47OK, OK - look, look,
0:13:47 > 0:13:50we need to get your seatbelt on first, don't we, so...
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Why don't you take that...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54and I'll take this...
0:13:55 > 0:13:57..and we are cooking on gas.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02There we go.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Do you like that, little man?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09It's treats.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16MUSIC: "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- You love Monkees? - It's the radio, little man.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Sing!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35# Cheer up, sleepy Jean
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# Oh, what can it mean?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Sing! Sing!
0:14:39 > 0:14:47# To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen? #
0:14:48 > 0:14:51MUSIC: "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode
0:14:52 > 0:14:57It is very different from my old...St Bernadette's.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58I should say so.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59You know St Bernadette's?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02It's a tad fusty for me to feel comfy in there.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- It is certainly not fusty here. - No!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08It's a crackin' mixture of church and technology - and that's my bag.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09I'm a holy nerd.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I want to reach the young people and get 'em involved.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13That is a worthy goal.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17There are so many young people who need something good in their lives.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Amen to that.- But not with that awful middle-American vibe,
0:15:21 > 0:15:23do you know what I mean?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24No, no. Not really.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Teeth too big and too white, songs all sickly sweet,
0:15:27 > 0:15:30banging on about what Jesus hates and what revolts God.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33That's the sort of thing that really gets my goat.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Me? I'm a sleeves rolled up type of Christian.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Faith should not be a passive accessory.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I know! You know, it's like, there is an underclass -
0:15:43 > 0:15:46even in leafy old Letherbridge - there are disenfranchised people
0:15:46 > 0:15:49that need to be befriended, included and protected.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I believe, if Jesus were here today, he'd...
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Sorry - shut up, Jenny.
0:15:54 > 0:16:00No, you should never apologise for your passion.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07RADIO DJ: You're listening to Letherbridge FM.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- More Monkees? - No, we need to go find your dad.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11No, no, no.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14- Hey, Hey!- No!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18So...blind dates - that's what I think.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20So should she meet Vish or what?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22What have I just said?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26To be honest, Karen, I zoned out after the third me-and-Rob anecdote.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Karen, I need your help.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36It's OK. I'm back.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I'm back.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40I need you to call social services.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Where did you find him?- In Tallis Woods.- Oh, is it...?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- Hugo.- Hello, Hugo. HUGO GROWLS
0:16:46 > 0:16:50No, no, you don't need to do that...it's all right.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Emergency placement?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Has he been checked out?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55It's OK, little man. Come on.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Dr Tyler in here?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Take it easy, will you? There's a little boy... He's filthy, never...
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I've got to call social services...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Some morning you've had, Dr Tyler?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09There's a chap coming down from St Phil's.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11A crash near Tallis Woods?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Apparently, you were the last person...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16George Sloan. Might mean nothing
0:17:16 > 0:17:19but he's mentioned that he's a solicitor...twice.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Anything else I should be concerned about?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Good.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Hello little chap.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I found Hugo in the woods - after the accident.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32He was hiding.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36George my big brother.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Jason! Jason!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45It's kind of a free-range mother and toddler group.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Jason, where are you?
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Let the little children come to me, do not hinder them,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54ORGAN NOTES PLAY
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I think we've found Jason. Little tinker!
0:17:59 > 0:18:00I know. I know.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03It sucks but hey, be grateful it's not Karen -
0:18:03 > 0:18:07spitting all over her hankies and rubbing 'em all over your face.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11So is George your brother?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Bolt and Scud are.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Are they boys?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17No! They am wooflers!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20What about people? People in your family?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Eh! Eh! Will you stop squirming!?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33I have never met a man of the cloth called Bomber before.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- You hated it. - No!
0:18:35 > 0:18:40No, but as you said, it is not for everybody.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43And you like...the Via Dolorosa,
0:18:43 > 0:18:47quiet and dust motes dancing in a shaft of sunlight?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50You're a polished brass and stained glass kind of a woman...
0:18:50 > 0:18:55I am also partial to a solid Bach cantata too.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Nothing wrong with that. That's your way to Him.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Just lately...he seems very far away from me.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11He does, sometimes...when we need Him.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13But then, when we're feeling tired
0:19:13 > 0:19:14and we're thinking of giving up,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16that's when we find our way,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18and it's better then for never having been easy.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Is it?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Trust me on that.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Well, then, I will not give up.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Don't think I'm not perfectly well aware of how it looks -
0:19:32 > 0:19:35it looks appalling, shocking -
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I hate to think what you must think.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- I don't think anything. - Good. Good. Thank you for that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I lost both my parents today -
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I've never had to imagine how it feels to be bereft.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Such a small word, such a smothering feeling.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Can we just be clear?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59You are Hugo's brother?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yes.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Well, it does need some explaining.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05My mother died at the wheel.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Dad didn't make it out of surgery.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10But I know what your colleague did - they told me
0:20:10 > 0:20:13at St Phil's how he'd gone above and beyond.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I can't tell you how grateful I am.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16KNOCK ON DOOR
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Ah, Dr Tyler, this is George Sloan - Hugo's brother.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Is the young lad with Karen?
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Good.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Mr Sloan was just telling me
0:20:28 > 0:20:31how grateful he is for what you did today.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I thought I was looking for a dog.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Some people should be shot.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Excuse me?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Have you heard what Kevin found in the woods?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43You couldn't make it up.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Not unless you were Stephen King.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I didn't want to go and see him - seemed a bit "freak show".
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Mandy and Karen are with him now.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I hear Mandy's sending you on a date with some stud.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58It's not like that. Anyway - I haven't said yes yet.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01But you do know the rules if you do go through with it, hmm?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04You go to a public place. You tell friends where you're going
0:21:04 > 0:21:06and what time you're going to be home.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You make sure your phone's properly charged up -
0:21:08 > 0:21:12and it's probably best to go to somewhere that you've been to before
0:21:12 > 0:21:14so you can mentally prepare an escape route.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Al! It's a mate of Mandy's, not Hannibal Lecter.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Who was a perfectly charming gentleman...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22until he decides to eat your brains out.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24He didn't eat the brains! He fed them to...
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Yeah, he'd eat them with fava beans and a nice chianti.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Only joking, your date is not going to try and eat your brains.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Or maybe he will!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40My mother didn't even know she was pregnant.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44She was in her fifties. I'd left home.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46An internship in Colorado.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50At first they thought he was stillborn.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53They said he was tiny and he seemed...defective.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57No thought of any medical help?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59In Dad's world? What was the point?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05They made him comfortable but they didn't think he'd survive the night.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Tougher than he looked.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10When you say, "In Dad's world..."?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Very private. Self-reliant.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16My father, he has...
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I always thought when people did that, they did it for effect.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26My father had an almost pathological hatred
0:22:26 > 0:22:29of interference and authority.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Paid his taxes - wanted nothing back.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37When did you realise you had a brother?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39You have to understand.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41I was beginning a new life,
0:22:41 > 0:22:44just realising how bizarre my old one was.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I was in America.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51I spent that first Christmas away with my girlfriend's family.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53I'd never had...
0:22:56 > 0:22:59It was almost a year before I went home.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00And then?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05The dogs took to him.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07He took to the dogs.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I suppose I should see him.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Well, that's not possible.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Excuse me?- The child Dr Tyler recovered from the woods
0:23:16 > 0:23:18is clearly suffering from the effects
0:23:18 > 0:23:20of sustained, long-term neglect.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22At this point in time he cannot be exposed to
0:23:22 > 0:23:24any of his potential abusers.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25I object to that inference.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27You have never once said his name.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31How long?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- How long what? - How old is Hugo?
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I don't know...11? 12?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- You turn my stomach. - Watch your step.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42You could have done something.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45You don't know what you're talking about.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47You don't know what they were like.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- What could I have done? - You could have made a call.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52And then what? Have him put away?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Have their lives picked over and exposed?
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Well, you did nothing...- You! You're as warped as your parents were.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02HE SNARLS
0:24:19 > 0:24:22You know what, I don't care. So?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24So, he got out. So what?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26He still could have done something.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28He still could have come back for his brother.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39It's Dr Spoilsport - I'm-all-right-Jack.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40He was only joking.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yeah - I was only joking.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Thank God for Kevin, eh?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52I'll come and see you tomorrow, OK?
0:24:52 > 0:24:53OK, little man?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- There we are. - HUGO WHIMPERS
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Shush.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Tomorrow, OK?
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Mate...? Is there...?
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Kevin...
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Do you think we should...?
0:25:46 > 0:25:47No, no, no. Karen's got it.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I could...I could do with a drink. Anyone?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Only if you keep your gob shut about Jas and the date.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57What? So there's an actual date now?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Well, I don't suppose blind dates are that bad an idea
0:26:00 > 0:26:02if it's a pre-vetted person.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05We've all got to meet our potential life partners somehow or other.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07"Potential life partner"?!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Should...should I be looking for a hat?
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Oi!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15It's all right for you anyway. How did you meet your Jackie?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Erm...it's a bit embarrassing - we met on the internet.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21My friends Julie and Steve met on the net -
0:26:21 > 0:26:23they've been married for years.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Just opened a B&B.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You know what - call Vish.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I am going to go out with your friend.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Woo-hoo! Reasons to be cheerful, part three.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Ian Dury...love it.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Mate...it's in the runes. He is a total Blockheads fan...
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Hit me with your rhythm stick!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Hit me! Hit me!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Look...I'll, um...I'll catch you up, yeah?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Das ist gut. C'est fantastique.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Hit me. Hit me.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Hit...me...
0:27:03 > 0:27:05If you value your friendship,
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- I'd keep us well away from his restaurant.- Why's that, then?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Because we're going to write the most appalling review.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Come on! Show him a bit of leg, a bit of boobage.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15He's not a boob man, is he?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Yeah. Course he is, he's a bloke.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18You've ruined my life.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Pull yourself together, man!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- How's the halibut? - Sensational.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25I fear that our first review is going to be desperately dull.
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