0:00:32 > 0:00:33Go on.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37It's my last tenner.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Five-card trick pays double.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44You won't know until you've tried.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46All right.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Yes!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Five-card trick.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Let's see what the bank's got.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04HE LAUGHS
0:01:04 > 0:01:07What? I've got a five-card trick.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Doesn't beat three sevens. Best hand in pontoon.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Since when?- Since it was the hardest way to get twenty-one.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15You know why they call it pontoon, don't you?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Because I'm going to spend the day fishing off it.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Karen?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Karen?!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29What?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Have you seen my fishing jumper?
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Karen?!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Are you not going to go to bed?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45No. I'm going down to the fishing shop.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- In Selly Heath?- Yeah.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49And then I'm going to spend the day down the cut.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Hey, you could pop in and surprise me.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- We could go for lunch. - I've just said, "I'm going fishing."
0:01:55 > 0:01:56You all right?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yeah.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I've had my appraisal.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Overnight?- Just a quiet word which turned into half an hour.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Apparently, I need to be more organised.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Who says?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15The Inspector. I don't know. Maybe he's right.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18But...organised?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I am organised, aren't I?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25You might want that.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Down the back of the sofa.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30You're kidding me. What, I've been without that all night?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Well, I don't know. I'm not a detective.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33No. Neither am I by the look of it.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Eh, great minds...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43No rest for the wicked.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Make a colleague feel valued. - And that colleague will value you.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50- Morning.- Morning.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Good to be back.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54They're in a good mood.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Any new messages?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00No. Do you think he's stopped?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02He can hardly do it while we're in the same room, can he?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04What?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Kevin, it's not Al.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Why won't you just accept that it is.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Because it's not him.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- I'm going to prove it to you. - I don't want you to.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Because you know I'm right.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14One milk, two sugars.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- What?- My tea. Where are those nurses when you need them, eh?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26And catch one for me.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Good morning, can I help you?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Just come in for some bait.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Loads of bargains, by the way. Got a carbon-fibre roach pole.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Might help me get Ol' Steve. - Nah, need more than that.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Why?- Nobody's ever seen him.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- I have.- Where?- Parson's.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43What you using?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Maggots.- For perch?- Roach.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Maggots for roach?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48What would you use?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Yeah, maggots would do. Triple 'em up on a lure.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- For roach?- Or perch. You could ledger your cast far enough.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- How would you do that? - A flick and a kick.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58A flick and a kick?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What are you going to use? You haven't got any money.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- DOOR ALARM CHIMES - I'll use some of yours.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Get your own. - What's the difference?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Grow up. I'm going before that copper spots me.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10What copper?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13He can't stand me. He's nicked me that many times.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16That's what I'm saying. You've never even been caught.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17No-one ever sees you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Get 100 quid and I'll see you down the cut.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23How am I going to get 100 quid?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Same way as I got it from you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, excuse me? Do you work here?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36100 large cloths.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Hey, guys. You got a minute? - Not really.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41We're trying to catch up here, mate.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43An awayday learning how to appreciate your workmates.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Tell me all about it. It was madness here without you.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Mate, you should have been on the course.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Seriously, you should have gone.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51No, actually I'd really love to hear all about it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53How about drinks tomorrow night?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Yeah. Could do.- Why not?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Great.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Um...pregnancy tests.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- You sure? - If you cast far enough.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02What you going to hang it off?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Well, I haven't said I'm going to get it yet.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Lure like that off a rod like this.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Yeah, it's very nice.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Better than nice. Perfect roach pole.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14It is if you've got a spare 200 quid.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Cheap for carbon fibre.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Opening day offer.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Yeah, 16 metres. It would reach the far bank.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Get a shot at Ol' Steve.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24How do you know about Ol' Steve?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25My dad saw him.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Get off! Nobody alive's seen him.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29My dad has. By the Parson's.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Who's your dad? I might know him.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33No, no, you wouldn't.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'll...I'll leave you to it, yeah.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Well, anyway, thanks for your help.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Cheers.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Oh, you'll have to bear with me, I'm still not used to anything.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Yeah, it's a nice place.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Well, I'd rather be fishing. What can we get you?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52One number two Mepps Comet spinner.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53How about bait?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Maggots. I...I thought I'd triple them.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00What you after?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I'm after my wallet.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Perch? - Oh, no...roach.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05With a lure?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Yeah, when I find my wallet.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09We got a nice roach pole on special.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I've seen it.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12I'd have to come back for it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Take it with you if you want, bring the money back later.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18No, I...I should find this.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21DOOR ALARM CHIMES
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Sorry, miles away. Didn't see you there.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40What can I do for you?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Can I get one of them and a box of maggots?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45No problem. You'll have to bear with me.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- I'd rather be fishing. - Yeah.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49How would you like to pay?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Right you are, Mr Hollins.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03And next time you're going to call the NHS Direct thing, aren't you?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Thanks ever so much...for wasting our time.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09You are evil.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Me? Soft and cuddly Dr Haskey?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Is that what Jackie calls you? - Eh? Oh, yeah, yeah.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17A bit too soft and cuddly for her liking.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- You seeing her this weekend? - Yeah, I should think so. Why?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Why don't you invite her out for drinks tomorrow night?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We can find out what the nurses did and meet Jackie.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Two birds, one stone. - Right.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Seven o'clock at the Icon? - Icon?- Problem?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33No. I conclude that's a good place to go.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- See you both then.- Yeah.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Did I take my wallet from the house? Can you remember?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Hello, love. How are you?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Yeah, hello. I just can't believe I've lost it again.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Well, have you checked the car? - Yeah.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Well, go home and have a look cos I didn't get a chance to clean up.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Eh, and don't cancel your cards until you're sure
0:07:59 > 0:08:01cos they're a nightmare to get replaced.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh, hey, mate, listen...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Jackie's not going to be able to make it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Oh, what?- Yeah, they've changed her shift patterns and she's got to work late.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Then get her to come afterwards.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22You see, the thing is, I really don't think that she wants to.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- She's ever so shy.- Then a night out with us would do her good.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Come on, mate. We're dying to meet her.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29What have you got to lose?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Ah, Dr Tyler.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Mr Harper, come on through.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45PHONE RINGS
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Brian? - Are you all right?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49No, not really.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Can you come in tonight?
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Tonight?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54The boss said you had some grovelling to do.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56HE GROANS
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Is Karen with you? I hope that is Karen.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02So, what shall I tell him?
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Er...yes, yes, tell-tell him I'll-I'll be in, all right.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08See you later.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Robert Hollins.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29LB17 4RJ.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32E for echo, K for kilo.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Aunt Ag.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Yeah, I'm just trying to find out when I last used my credit card.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42And that was just the one transaction?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46£9.74. Where was that, please?
0:09:46 > 0:09:52Here it is. Pint of maggots and one lure - a number two Mepps Comet spinner.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Yeah, that's what I was going to get.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Can't you remember who used the card?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- No, I've served that many people. - What about the pin number?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04I haven't got the phone line up. I've been getting them to sign.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06And the young boy you've got working here?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I haven't got a boy working here.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Yeah. He... He was the one who was telling me about the lure.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17About 18, so big, short dark hair?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19No, sorry, like I say.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21There was one dodgy-looking guy, but he was older.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24It can't have been him, though. He left without buying anything.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Nice fellow. Liar though.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- What makes you say that? - He said he'd seen Ol' Steve.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Did he happen to say where?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Well, well, well.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Not when I'm fishing, eh?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57My credit card got used at the fishing shop this morning.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Yeah? What did you get?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I didn't use it. Somebody stole it from me.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Good for them.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05The owner said you were there.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07How does he know it was me?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08He described you.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11So what? I was there.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12And your son.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14How do you work that one out?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Young lad of about 18. Short, dark hair.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19He was pretending to work at the shop.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22He talked about his dad, Ol' Steve,
0:11:22 > 0:11:26the Parson's. In fact he talked quite a lot for a pickpocket.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- You think my son stole your credit card?- I want it back.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Nicking a copper's credit card. Priceless.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- If I get it back we'll say no more about it.- Why would we do that?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Because he seems like a nice lad. He could do better.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42How can you do better than dipping a pig?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43- Where is he?- I don't know.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- I could always pop round to your house.- I could phone him and tell him not to answer the door.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- I could arrest you for conspiracy. - Fine. Go ahead.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52All right.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59No! You never keep it in your wallet?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Casey Needham, I'm arresting you...
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Not until I've seen your warrant card.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04You don't need to see my warrant card. You know who I am.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07As far as I'm concerned, you could be anyone.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm not telling you anything or going anywhere.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Except fishing.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Oi, oi.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- And good afternoon to you too. - Can't wait to meet her.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Who?- Your girlfriend. Kev says she's coming tomorrow night.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34What is wrong with Kevin?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Karen? - Don't come crying to me.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- What?- Your girlfriend's been invited to the drinks.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Yeah, but she can't go.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47That's not the point, is it? She's been invited.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54I said tonight.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You need some organisational skills.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Very funny.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'd keep your head down, Inspector's on the warpath.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- Is he?- Won't go home. Like a bear with a sore head.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06So, what's up?
0:13:06 > 0:13:07It's very delicate.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- She caught you out?- Who?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Karen?- What? No.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Rob, what you doing here?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21KNOCK ON DOOR
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Come in.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You told Chris that Jackie was going to go tomorrow night.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Yeah. And Mandy. And Jas. They can't wait to meet her.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I told you we can't make it.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yeah, I know, but I know you really want to.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43It's really nice of you to think of her.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47And I hope that she's going to be there more than anybody.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Do you not think that there are other people it's more important to invite?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52What?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55This is a night for the nurses, yeah?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Well, what about the HCAs?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Look, Karen Hollins - she's just passed her assessment.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Look, I appreciate the thought, I really do.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07You might want to think about being just a little bit more sensitive.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Have you got it?- What?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- His warrant card. It is in the wallet, right?- How do you know?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27He came here looking for you. Why did you tell him I'd be down here?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- I didn't. - Ol' Steve? Parson's?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32We were chatting about fishing.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Chatting? He's a copper.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Come here.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39You nicked a copper's badge.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40HE LAUGHS
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- It isn't there.- What?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- I can feel your hand in my pocket. - Where is it?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Safe.- It's worth a fortune.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50And if he hasn't stopped his credit cards...?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Do you want me to get caught? - You won't. I told you.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You're too good.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Come on. Let's do some fishing, eh.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59- Seriously?- Yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Just get me that warrant card, eh.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It was definitely him. Fray Needham.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Casey's boy.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- What you going to do? - Four years ago. Underage drinking.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19That's all he's got? No dishonesty?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- No.- How's he managed that with Casey for a dad?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24I don't know, but that won't last at this rate.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Well, you can't nick him. We'll have to do the whole thing by the book. - Yeah.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Rob, you've lost your warrant card.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33If I report it I'll be a laughing stock.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- If you don't, you could lose your job.- I'd better get it back then.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- What are you doing? - I'm going to phone the bank.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44If the credit cards haven't been used again, there's a chance that the warrant card'll be OK.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46And I need another favour.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Found it?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54No, not yet.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56What about your credit cards?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- They've probably cleaned you out by now.- No. I've called the bank.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03And it's just a lure and some bait.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Less than a tenner.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09He's hardly a chip off the old block, is he?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I don't know what you're talking about.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Maybe it wasn't Fray after all. Maybe it was you.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21You know it wasn't me.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Yeah, I do, but... Ooh!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Now I come to think about it...it could have been you.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Maybe my memory is as bad as yours.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Yeah, I could just make it all up.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Say you saw me do it?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36You've got a criminal record - he hasn't.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Why ruin his life?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42You've got no evidence.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Unless you just own up to it.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Are you on something?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Just fresh air. The thought of fishing.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50An endorphin rush.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Why would I put my hands up to something I didn't do?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56To keep your son out of jail.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04All right, well, now I've appealed to your better nature,
0:17:04 > 0:17:05I don't feel quite so bad.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07HE DIALS NUMBER ON PHONE
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Brian, yeah, it's Rob.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Can you come down here and arrest Casey Needham for me, please?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Arrest me for what?- Shoplifting. The owner saw him do it.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Yeah, I've got the evidence in my hand.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27- Wait.- Oh, hang on, Brian. I might have got that wrong.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Call you back.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31I'll tell you where he'll be.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Getting caught might be the best thing for him anyhow.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39It's about time he grew up.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I'll do that.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Ah, thank you.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Has Kevin been to see you?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56No, why should he have?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58To invite you for the drinks. I had a word.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02You wasted your time. I can't go anyway. I'm busy.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Yeah? What you doing? - Rob's taking me out.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Well, for what it's worth, I don't think Jackie's going to be able to make it.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10We had something planned, so...
0:18:10 > 0:18:13It's no excuse. Kevin shouldn't be so insensitive.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17If he's not not inviting you, then he's going on and on about Jackie.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Oh, that's cos he's jealous. - Huh?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23You've got somebody and he hasn't. Forget Kevin and his drink.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Take her out for a romantic meal. Cherish her.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- Is that what Rob's going to do for you?- Yeah.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31She'll love it and you'll feel manly.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I do already. But I don't think Jackie's going to be around.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Well, she might be if you invited her for a romantic meal.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39No, I don't think so.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41You don't know until you try.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42I've got a fairly good idea.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Go on, surprise her.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46No, I can't. She's...she's working late.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Well, someone will cover.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50What? Just like find another optician?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I thought she was a dentist.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55No, no, optician.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I swear that you said she was a dentist?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01No. Have a lovely meal.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Al?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Keys.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Yes, love?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Well, how am I supposed to know what Al's girlfriend does for a living?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Don't you remember me saying?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25No.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Am I invisible?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28This is a phone call, Karen.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's like I don't exist.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31We go on a course and they're telling us
0:19:31 > 0:19:34you got to care for your colleagues, got to be considerate,
0:19:34 > 0:19:37and compassionate and then they go and organise a drink out for
0:19:37 > 0:19:41tomorrow night and go on about it all day. "Ooh, it'd be nice to meet Jackie.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45"Jackie can't come now. Jackie's a dentist, Jackie's an optician."
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Wait a minute. Jackie is Al's girlfriend?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Do they think to invite you? My husband.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55No, and I'm not having it. If you're not invited then I'm not going.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Right, so they forgot to ask you? - Yeah, or they don't...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Don't be daft. Tell them you're otherwise engaged.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Doing what?
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Er...celebrating. We loved bringing up our kids, didn't we?
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Eh?
0:20:08 > 0:20:12But what's even better than that is knowing that they're out there on
0:20:12 > 0:20:15their own, doing their own thing, so I think we should celebrate.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18How you fixed for tomorrow night?
0:20:18 > 0:20:19I'll check my diary.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- OK. See you, love. - Bye, love.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I think you've got something of mine.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Not that.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45The barman says you haven't got any cash.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47How you going to pay for your drink?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Running a tab.- Yeah.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- With my credit card? - I don't know what you're on about.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Don't you?
0:20:54 > 0:20:55All right.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Well, then, you won't mind me waiting.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- You what?- I'll just stay and wait until you do or you don't pay for it,
0:21:04 > 0:21:06then I'll arrest you, take you down the station,
0:21:06 > 0:21:09you get a police record, in and out of jail. You know how it goes.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Do you really want to live your life like that?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Or...you could just give me back my wallet.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Did you know that was in there?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Did you not fancy selling it?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48I wouldn't know how to.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51No. But you know a man who would.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I think it's time we went to settle up, don't you?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Karen, I'm really sorry... - Stop right there.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Of course we'd love for you to come and meet Jackie.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- I'd love to, but Rob's taking me out.- Anywhere nice?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Romantic meal for two. I wouldn't bank on Jackie coming either.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Hey, but if she does, would you do me a favour
0:22:24 > 0:22:26and find out what she does for a living?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Cos first she was a dentist, then she was an optician...
0:22:29 > 0:22:32I'm starting to wonder if she even exists.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42DOOR ALARM CHIMES
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Hiya.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Hello, can I help?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51I came in earlier. Somebody had been using my credit card.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Oh, yes.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Have you had any luck finding who?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Don't you recognise him?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00No, should I?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Well, yeah, you should.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04She doesn't exist.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07He just doesn't want to introduce her to us.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Even Karen says so.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13So, she isn't a dentist. Maybe she isn't an optician either.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Maybe she's not a professional person at all.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Maybe she doesn't speak English, maybe he's embarrassed about her.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Maybe she doesn't exist.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Seriously.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Either you leave Al alone or I won't be going for the drink either.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28You can go on your own.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Hi. Can you send the next patient through, please?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Thank you. - It's Al and you know it is.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Maybe you're wrong.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Have you considered that?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Maybe I will...when I meet Jackie.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54It's more than I wanted to spend but the salesman talked me into it.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56And seeing as I got my wallet back...
0:23:56 > 0:23:59There they all are. Shouldn't shut up early on your first day
0:23:59 > 0:24:02but like they say, "I'd rather be fishing."
0:24:02 > 0:24:05And there's my glamorous assistant.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08I'm helping out. Couple of hours in the afternoons.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- This is my dad. - Pleased to meet you.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Likewise.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I got some bait with my commission.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19You'll be needing a rod then, won't you?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Using a lure? - A number two Mepps Comet spinner.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27I know what it is.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28You won't get much.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I'm not interested in small fry.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Just the big boys you're after?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Ol' Steve.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Your dad, did you say?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Where did you get that?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh, that. It's mine.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42I brought it down earlier.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Don't remember me buying it?
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Hollins?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Oh, yeah. Silly me.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Kev?
0:25:04 > 0:25:05I got some good news.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Jackie managed to get the night off work so she's going to come.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11You were right. She's really excited about seeing everyone,
0:25:11 > 0:25:13so thank you, mate.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Don't mention it.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Drive safe, yeah?
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Yeah.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55SHE SWITCHES ON THE TV
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Would you pick up my pills? You're going to the shops, aren't you?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Well, I'll be interested to see the figures.- And so would I.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Kelly. - That's me!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Come to the stage, Kelly, love.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17How about trying to do this for yourself?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18OK. OK.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Come and join us as soon as you can.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23"She who must be obeyed..."
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Oh, no, I don't think you should read that.- This is ridiculous!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27No. This is a chance.
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