Parallel Universes

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0:00:30 > 0:00:32- How are you?- OK.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- How's it going?- Good.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37He might even get a goal someday(!)

0:00:42 > 0:00:45WHISTLE BLOWS

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Daniel?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53You all right?

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Yeah, I'm fine. Just tweaked my back playing golf yesterday.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Mrs Tembe put you through your paces, eh?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Yeah, and she took me to the cleaner's on the 18th too.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Need a hand getting out, granddad?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Make way for the invalid.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hilarious.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Mrs Tembe, or should that be Tiger Tembe?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29You know - Tiger Woods? The golfer?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Him?!

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Who would want to be compared to him? The man is a disgrace.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Can't anybody take a bit of leg-pulling round here any more?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Personally, I would have said Ballesteros.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42That is more like it.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45A true gentleman, like yourself, Dr Granger.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I will pay you back as soon as I possibly can.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- No, you won't - it's on me. My treat. - Oh, Doctor Granger...

0:01:50 > 0:01:53I insist, and I'll hear no more about it.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Well, that is very kind of you.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57God loves a cheerful giver.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Now here are your house call notes.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- They are all in alphabetical order. - Thank you.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Jas.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17What do you want?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Look, I just wanted to say...

0:02:20 > 0:02:21What?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26I just wanted to say that I am really, really sorry

0:02:26 > 0:02:28about everything that happened.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33My behaviour has been completely unacceptable.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Now, I don't know whether it's been some kind of strange reaction

0:02:36 > 0:02:39to my grief about Sheila or,

0:02:39 > 0:02:44whatever it is, there is no excuse, no excuse at all.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47You're right.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49It'll never, ever happen again.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51It better not.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55We'll interact as colleagues from now on, nothing else,

0:02:55 > 0:02:58and you're to stay away from me, is that clear?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Absolutely.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Otherwise I'm reporting you to Howard.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07And I don't make idle threats.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Understood.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19I, er, called the school

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- and told them you're not going to make it in.- Sorry.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- What for?- Now you can't go to work.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27It's fine, I can work from home.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- I haven't messed things up?- No.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Good.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- What are you looking at? - The sky, trees, birds.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40You're an old soul, aren't you?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Look! A fieldfare!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44You hardly see any of them in August.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46They almost totally disappear.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I missed it.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50That's because you don't look carefully,

0:03:50 > 0:03:52like most people. And that's a shame.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57So, what are you going to be when you grow up then, eh?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00A naturalist? A philosopher? Or is it still a doctor?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Can't I be all of them? - Of course you can!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05You forgot one thing. A travel writer too.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Like Dad.- You miss him, don't you?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13I wish...things could've been different.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19I seem to be putting my foot in it with everyone at the moment.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21I just...

0:04:21 > 0:04:22It doesn't matter.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Right, onto more important things - who get's the last bite of cake?

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Ooh, actually I was thinking more of an Icon lunch.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Shepherd's pie?- Now you're talking.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Lucky for you. I don't get a break till after two.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38My lunch is going to be a sarny from the garage.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40OK, plan B, we do an Icon run.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43We bring food back. I'll take the orders.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44I will pick up the food.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49That is a plan. Right, I'll have lamb kebab and...

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- beef cannelloni.- And!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Welcome to my universe.- Right!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Who's this?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Ah, he's an old friend of mine.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Well, not literally.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07He's my 'memento mori'. You know the phrase?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10'Remember you will die.' From the Latin?

0:05:10 > 0:05:14I...I didn't study it. Apart from some medical terms, of course.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Tragic.- Hmm!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19So, where are we going to sit?

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Well, you wouldn't imagine it,

0:05:20 > 0:05:24but there are a couple of chairs lurking under here, apparently.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Let me sort it.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28You grab a seat.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35So, how long have you been having these fainting spells, Mr Goldbaum?

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Oh, a few weeks, perhaps a month.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Maybe longer.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I'm not clear on the passage of time any more.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Days melt into days,

0:05:46 > 0:05:51and, of course, time is relative, as you know from your Einstein.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Of course, but why didn't you contact us earlier?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Well, I was trying to solve this rather thorny mathematical

0:05:58 > 0:06:00equation I'd set myself,

0:06:00 > 0:06:05and I put the fainting down to over-exercising the old brain box.

0:06:05 > 0:06:10- Seriously?- Higher mathematics is not a joking matter.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13OK, if you'd like to roll up your right sleeve, please.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Well, frankly, I shouldn't really be breathing.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20I've had so many battles with one affliction and another

0:06:20 > 0:06:24that I am the proverbial wonder of modern science.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Well, you're certainly light-hearted about it.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Well, partly light-hearted, partly philosophical.

0:06:31 > 0:06:37"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so."

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Remember that one?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hamlet?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Er...yeah, I haven't read it.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, this is disturbing me, Dr Granger.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49No Latin, no Shakespeare.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I thought you were a scientist, though?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Oh, well, I aspire to the 'Renaissance man' ideal.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58The perfect marriage of art and science,

0:06:58 > 0:07:01but, yes, my particular area of interest is science -

0:07:01 > 0:07:07cosmology, to be precise, as it is the most philosophical of sciences.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Shakespeare was a cosmologist at heart, of course.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Of course.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Your blood pressure is rather high, Mr Goldbaum.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Did you know that? - Oh, it's been like that for eons.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Well, actually no, your notes say that as recently as six months ago,

0:07:23 > 0:07:24it was considerably lower.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27So, I might take your pulse, please.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- KNOCK AT DOOR - Yep?

0:07:38 > 0:07:39- Seriously?- No.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43No, I am just taking orders for the Icon. You see?

0:07:43 > 0:07:44I'm doing a lunchtime run.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Jimmi's going to have steak and kidney pie, Mandy the...- No, thanks.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51OK.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Look, I have taken in what you said, Jas, and I thought about

0:07:56 > 0:07:59skipping your room, but it didn't seem fair to you.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Well, I brought a sandwich along anyway, so...

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Right.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10I'm sorry for disturbing you, for bugging you.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I'll leave you to it, yeah?

0:08:20 > 0:08:24One of the most fascinating areas of cosmology is of course

0:08:24 > 0:08:30the 'multiverse', or 'parallel universes'. It's merely a theory,

0:08:30 > 0:08:34it can't be proved either way, but I'm rather fond of it.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Don't you want to ask what the theory is?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Yes, of course. What's the theory?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Well, that depends which one you're talking about!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48My particular favourite is the level three theory,

0:08:48 > 0:08:52where every single quantum possibility inherent

0:08:52 > 0:08:58in the quantum wave function becomes a possibility in some other reality.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03- Right.- In other words, there are an infinite number of universes,

0:09:03 > 0:09:05almost identical to ours.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10At the moment that any event in our universe takes place,

0:09:10 > 0:09:14another universe is created where that event happens differently.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19So that universes branch off endlessly into other universes.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Hm? Identical but for one or two differences.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24OK.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Well, I don't know about other universes, but in this one, you

0:09:28 > 0:09:31have an erratic heartbeat, which is probably causing you the blackouts.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34So what I'd like to do is arrange for an appointment at St Phil's.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38I'm going to contact a cardiologist and get you an emergency appointment.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Is that OK?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I've had my fill of hospitals, particularly that one.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yes, but you need to understand the seriousness of this.

0:09:45 > 0:09:51Oh, but I do. I value the beauty of living, but I have this sense

0:09:51 > 0:09:57that my allotment of time here is drawing to a close.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Everything has to end, even the stars.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01'The readiness is all.'

0:10:01 > 0:10:04No-one knows when they're going to die.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09Why not? My cat, Schrodinger, he knew when it was time.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12He curled up under his favourite tree out there in the garden

0:10:12 > 0:10:15and stopped breathing.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18It was...rather beautiful.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21There's nothing beautiful about dying.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Oh, well, in a parallel universe Schrodinger didn't die.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27He's still alive.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31But the problem is we haven't found the wormhole

0:10:31 > 0:10:33to reach that other universe.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35OK, well, while you're looking for that wormhole,

0:10:35 > 0:10:38I am going to make an appointment for you.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41HE SIGHS DEEPLY

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I still can't see any birds.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04What are you doing?

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Writing cards to friends. Important people.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Why so many?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Not sure. Maybe in case I don't see them for a bit.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16What do you mean by that?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17I don't know.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19They'll appreciate it though.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Can you still take me to football tomorrow?- What?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- I want to play.- I thought you weren't feeling very well?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I'm already starting to feel better, I'll be fine by tomorrow.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31It is the first pre-season game, Mum.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34They're counting on me. I can't let the team down.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Please?

0:11:37 > 0:11:38OK.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40'Daniel?'

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Daniel?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Sorry, I was a million miles away.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- You OK?- Yeah, fine.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50That's for you, from St Phil's.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Sorry, what were you saying?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Aaron's in the waiting room.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I wanted to speak to you on my own first.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04You see, he wants to play in this football game tomorrow, but

0:12:04 > 0:12:07he was complaining of headaches this morning, and he had a temperature.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09OK, I'll have a look at him.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13But there's something else. Something's on his mind.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15The past few days he's been really distracted.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Today I found him writing cards to all sorts of people,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23saying he might not see them for a while.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Like he was going somewhere. - Like where?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I'm thinking Scotland to see his dad.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32He spent a few weeks with him last month and he really misses him.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- How would he get there? - He'd find a way.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Once he sets his mind on something, you can't stop him!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Do you think you could find out what's going on?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42So I heard about your holiday in Scotland.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Must have been great to see your dad?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46It was amazing. We went bird watching on Foula.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Where's that?- The Shetlands.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Foula's got one of the largest colonies of seabirds in the country.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Well, it sounds right up your street.

0:12:53 > 0:12:572,500 pairs of great skuas, thousands of Arctic terns,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59tens of thousands of puffins.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00I bet you didn't know -

0:13:00 > 0:13:02on the Shetlands, seabirds outnumber people 60 to one.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I did not know that. Just lean forward.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10OK.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Wish you were still there?- Yeah.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Actually, I've been dreaming about another trip.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Oh? Where to?

0:13:18 > 0:13:23I don't know. I'm not sure the place exists. It's part of my dream.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh. Is your dad there?

0:13:25 > 0:13:30No. There's no-one. I'm on my own, but it's like I can feel

0:13:30 > 0:13:34lots of people around me. I can't explain.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Dreams are weird, aren't they? They make no sense.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Still, you must miss your dad.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43A lot, but I speak to him and e-mail him all the time.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Mum says I can stay with him at half term. It's only a couple of months.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Great. Something to look forward to.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53So, look, your temperature is fine, everything seems normal,

0:13:53 > 0:13:55which means that you will be on the pitch tomorrow.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Will you come and watch me play?

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Of course.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13I'm particularly proud of this bit -

0:14:13 > 0:14:17"What masqueraded as a green salad was a limp,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20"lifeless concoction of rancid leaves, tasting as if

0:14:20 > 0:14:24"they had been dredged up from the bottom of a putrid lake!"

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Yum.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29I prefer this, look... "Attempting to cut into the steak au poivre,

0:14:29 > 0:14:33"I felt a sudden kinship with a distant ancestor,

0:14:33 > 0:14:36"sawing into a woolly mammoth with a blunt stone."

0:14:36 > 0:14:39A certain Pythonesque surrealism.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Can you believe it?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43I tried to put in our order, and they threw me out.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Really?- Say what? You got kicked out of the Icon?

0:14:47 > 0:14:48It gets even worse, right...

0:14:48 > 0:14:51We're banned from even setting foot in there.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53All of us. The whole Mill.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54This is crazy!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58No, actually, it makes perfect sense.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Mum, you fancy telling Karen what your review's on?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I can't believe you've been so idiotic.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24We are a community practice, we should be here to enhance

0:15:24 > 0:15:27community relations, not destroy them.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29As restaurant critics, we have a duty to our community

0:15:29 > 0:15:31to report the good and the bad.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33You're doctors, for goodness sake!

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Yes, well, we are, but as Heston was saying...

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Stop pretending to be Fleet Street hacks! Unbelievable.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Now muggins here has got the job of trying to sort out

0:15:42 > 0:15:45yet another public relations disaster. Unbelievable.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Hi, can I come in?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55It was a heart attack.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00It was a freak event.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03It was impossible to predict and...

0:16:05 > 0:16:07..I'm so sorry.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14He seemed fine, you said so yourself.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Yeah. But if I hadn't told him he could play...- But he wanted to play.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Yeah, but if I'd said... - Stop it, Dr Granger, please!

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Don't you understand, this is only making it harder for me?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28He's gone...

0:16:29 > 0:16:33..and there's nothing anybody can do about it.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37You're right.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42If there's anything I can do, absolutely anything?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Tell me how a 13 year old has a heart attack?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48He had an unusually large heart,

0:16:48 > 0:16:50which makes it more prone to a heart attack.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57- So he died because his heart was too big?- Yes. In a way.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01That's fitting, isn't it?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11This is for you.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12What is it?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Before the game he wrote cards to friends and family,

0:17:17 > 0:17:18people who meant a lot to him.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21It's yours.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Why would he write to me?

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Because he admired you.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30You see, he wanted to be a doctor one day.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Did he never tell you that?

0:17:32 > 0:17:33No.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39I'd better go.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40I'm so sorry.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48'Dear Dr Granger, today I've decided to write to all

0:17:48 > 0:17:51'the important people in my life. You're one of them.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53'You're the first person I remember meeting

0:17:53 > 0:17:55'when Mum and I moved to Letherbridge.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57'I don't know if you remember the little boy who came in with

0:17:57 > 0:18:00'the measles dressed as a spaceman, but that was me.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03'I was crying because I didn't feel well, and you were very kind,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05'and you made me feel better.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08'I think that was the first time I thought about becoming a doctor.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11'I thought it must be so amazing to heal people, to make them

0:18:11 > 0:18:13'feel better, even to save their lives.'

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Hi, yes, this is Dr Granger from The Mill.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I'm Ira Goldbaum's GP.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Yes.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Yes, I wanted to check how his 1pm cardiology appointment went

0:18:25 > 0:18:26with Dr Maxsteller.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29What?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Are you certain?

0:18:33 > 0:18:34OK, thank you.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42'This is Ira. Presently I am indisposed.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46'If I don't return your call in what you consider a timely manner,

0:18:46 > 0:18:50'I apologise profusely, but we may well each have a different

0:18:50 > 0:18:53'concept of what constitutes time.'

0:18:54 > 0:18:56DOORBELL CHIMES

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Mr Goldbaum?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03DOORBELL CHIMES

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Hello?

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Mr Goldbaum?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Ira?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Lie down.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Lie down. There we go.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Can you hear me? Ira?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40WHISTLE BLOWS

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Come on, Aaron, breathe!

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Come on, Aaron.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06SHE SOBS

0:20:28 > 0:20:30OK, come on, wake up!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Come on!

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Stay with me.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'm not going to let you down.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Come on!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41HE CHOKES AND COUGHS

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Nice, long, slow deep breaths.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Ambulance, please. 98, Saltram Drive.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57SIREN BLARES

0:20:58 > 0:20:59GENTLE KNOCK

0:21:07 > 0:21:10They said you were awake. How are you feeling?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Like my body was atomized

0:21:13 > 0:21:17and then randomly reconstituted.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19I think I get your drift.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Thank you, Dr Granger, you saved my life.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26But if I'd been a couple of minutes later...

0:21:26 > 0:21:31Ah, but in one parallel universe you did arrive later,

0:21:31 > 0:21:35and I died back there under the tree.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40It is a blessing for both of us that I'm in this one.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44After all, there is so much still to do.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Oh, by the way, what made you check on me?

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Just a feeling I had. - Well, thank you again.

0:21:56 > 0:22:02Just one more thing - what good is it knowing about parallel universes,

0:22:02 > 0:22:04when somebody you love dies in this one?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Not much good at all, really.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Though, in some small way,

0:22:12 > 0:22:14it is rather comforting when you think about it.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Ah! You know where I've just been?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31The Icon. Grovelling.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33I took them wine, flowers, chocolates.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35I've just spent a small fortune

0:22:35 > 0:22:37trying to rebuild the reputation of this practice.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Though I will defend free speech until my dying breath,

0:22:41 > 0:22:45I offer you my sincere apologies for all the trouble you've been put to.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Yes, well you could offer not to pull a stunt like this again,

0:22:48 > 0:22:50that's what you could offer.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Just so you know, you and Emma have been banned permanently,

0:22:53 > 0:22:56at least the rest of us can walk through those doors again.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Harsh but fair under the circumstances.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Everything all right?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Yes, we're fine. What's happened to your car?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05- What do you mean? - The scratches down the side.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06What?!

0:23:24 > 0:23:26So, what is it?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'm making a formal complaint.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- What about?- Al.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I'm sorry?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35He's been harassing me for weeks.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39I've had abusive e-mails, texts,

0:23:39 > 0:23:42found a love poem on my car,

0:23:42 > 0:23:46received an engagement ring... how twisted is that?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Do you have proof all of this was him?

0:23:49 > 0:23:54Erm, I found him lurking round my house last night after work

0:23:54 > 0:23:58and I confronted him, and today my car is scratched to pieces.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Well, how do you know it was him that scratched your car?

0:24:01 > 0:24:02When I went out there just now,

0:24:02 > 0:24:04he was looking at me through the staffroom window.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08You don't believe me, do you?

0:24:08 > 0:24:12No, no, I'm, erm... I'm just a little shocked.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I can't take any more!

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Sorry, I thought I could keep it together

0:24:19 > 0:24:22No, no, I'm... I'm sorry. Please take a seat.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36It was as if he knew it was going to happen.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Yes.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42How's that possible?

0:24:45 > 0:24:46I don't know.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52'There are an infinite number of universes,

0:24:52 > 0:24:54'almost identical to ours.'

0:24:58 > 0:25:00WHISTLE BLOWS

0:25:12 > 0:25:14HE GASPS AND COUGHS

0:25:37 > 0:25:40You know, I've got the feeling he's out there somewhere.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Yeah, you're right.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46He is.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06I'd like you to know that I do take this kind of thing very seriously.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07First thing tomorrow morning,

0:26:07 > 0:26:09I'll call a partners' meeting to discuss it,

0:26:09 > 0:26:13but we do need proof if we're going to take any formal action.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Would you be able to write up these incidents for me tonight?

0:26:17 > 0:26:20And I think you'd benefit from taking compassionate leave

0:26:20 > 0:26:22until this whole thing is sorted.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Thank you.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25So, how are you feeling now?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Glad to get it off my chest.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Well, we'll get to the bottom of this, sort everything out.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Just make him stop.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Those lovely people from CID want to interview you again.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50We need to have a partners' meeting this afternoon.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Thanks for coming in.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54A sexual harassment allegation has been made

0:26:54 > 0:26:56from one member of staff to the other.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59They want to know if I was in that boozer when that fella got attacked.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02I can't help you until I know what I'm dealing with.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Allegations have been made.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05About you.

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