0:00:32 > 0:00:34RUMMAGING IN BIN
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Sorry.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Oi!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Come here!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Get the freak.- Oi!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48KNOCK ON DOOR
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Who is it?- 'George Clooney's better looking kid brother.'
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Yeah, OK.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Make yourself useful. What's this gland again?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Why don't we ask Emma?
0:00:58 > 0:00:59The Montgomery gland.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, fantastic.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06You'd complain if I wasn't interested.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09What time are you off shopping, or partying,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11or going to your Luscious Thingy-thing?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Luscious Lace. Don't pretend you don't look on their website.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Frequently.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Eight. There are several dental procedures I'd rather endure.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Enjoy yourself. You don't get out much these days.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26A night of sex toys with Emma, and Karen, and Mandy?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30It sounds like the layer of hell Dante somehow missed.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Well, self anaesthetise. Mrs Tembe's going.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- You'll dine out on that one for years.- Tembe?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Yeah. Just don't take it too seriously.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Don't expect any 'benefits' from this party.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Stay away from my sister!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Oi! Oi, that's enough!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57OK. I think you're over the worst of it now.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59It's just a panic attack. It's not unusual.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04- How're you feeling now? - Crap. I still can't breathe well.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Well, just take it easy.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11They're victimising me.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15I know, I know. You think everyone says that.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20OK, go on, I'll bite. Why would they victimise you?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22KNOCK ON THE DOOR Come in.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- How is he?- He needs a little time,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29and I've given him something to settle him down. He'll be fine.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Good. There's someone else I need you to look at.- Related to this?
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Nah.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35OK, we're done.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37You. Out.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Don't worry, I haven't slipped anything in them.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Can you guess what they are yet?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- It's just like The Generation Game. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:25 > 0:03:26I'll get that.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Hi, Zara!- Hi.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37You brought wine.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Thank you, Zara.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, hello!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Mrs Tembe.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It is for all of my goodies.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00You did not bring a bag?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Mrs Tembe, can I get you a drink?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Just water, please.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Three suspects, two male, one female have been arrested.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15One of the lads and the girl were kicking seven bells
0:04:15 > 0:04:17out of the second lad.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19They're all keeping schtumm, but it's their lookout.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- It's all on CCTV. - Do the other two have injuries?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Not compared with the other lad.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29OK, what's your name?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I'm not police. I won't tell them anything which incriminates you.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Did you take a blow to the head,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- or did you hit it on the ground, or...?- Both.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Did you lose consciousness?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Any blow to the head can be very serious.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00No.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03OK, good. Could you stand up for me?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13I noticed when they brought you in, you were in a lot of pain.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- When they assaulted you, they... - If I'm the victim, why am I here?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20That's not my call, I'm afraid.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23So, when you were assaulted,
0:05:23 > 0:05:27they were kicking you around the torso, correct?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30So, I need to have a look at that area,
0:05:30 > 0:05:32to see if you might need an X-ray.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35If you could just pop off your, shirt please.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'll sort you out some pain relief.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Look, I really need to see that part of your body, so if you could just...
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Can't you just get X-rays?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51No, cos you'd have to go to the hospital.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55It's OK. I AM here to help you.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Something unexpected has just come up.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- He is a she.- Are you sure? - THEY SNIGGER
0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's not funny, guys.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22Any help you can give to get him... her talking...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24It's not my job to get him talking.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Smirking and joking's not going to help.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30We've got a very sexually confused person our hands.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34These are sexually confident times.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38It is wonderful to be a sexually vibrant woman,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40a woman who knows her own innermost desires.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43And it's time to let the fellas
0:06:43 > 0:06:46AND ladies in our lives hear our goddesses roar.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Right, I've got an amazing selection of erotic lingerie,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53clothes, aphrodisiacs,
0:06:53 > 0:06:56stimulants, you want it, I've got it.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57And if I haven't, I can get it.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59It's hardly the top end of the market, is it?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I'm strictly Agent Provocateur.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Would you let your fella tear your posh knickers off?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05She would if he folded them neatly
0:07:05 > 0:07:07and put them back in the knickers drawer.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Sorry! Did I say that out loud?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Jumbo sausage...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17What is this?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20You're not in Kansas any more, Mrs Tembe.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Mrs Tembe, I am SO sorry.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I am here for you all to laugh at.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35All right, that's true.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38But if we had told you what kind of a party it was,
0:07:38 > 0:07:41you wouldn't have come. And we REALLY want you here.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45We're going to be laughing about tonight for months.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Do you want to be left out of that?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51If you leave now, then people WILL laugh at you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57Please, stay, Mrs Tembe. Come on, don't take it so seriously.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Stay. Have a laugh with us.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08The police told me they heard the other girl call you Sammy.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Is that your name?- I thought you didn't tell them anything.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I had to tell them that, because that places a certain obligation
0:08:16 > 0:08:18on how we deal with you. It's to protect all of us.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's not just something you can just push to one side, hide away.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25So, is that your name?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Can I at least ask your age?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Again, it's for your own protection.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'm over 21.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40When do I get out of here? I don't want to press charges.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42They gave you a real beating.
0:08:42 > 0:08:48All the cops, all any of you are going to do is treat me
0:08:48 > 0:08:49like I'm a freak.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Why would they treat you like you're a freak?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I mean, there are plenty of women who dress identically to men
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- as a matter of course. - I'm not a woman.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I mean, this?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yeah, it's a woman's body.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11But here...
0:09:13 > 0:09:16..I'm a man, I always have been.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20From when I was a kid. They used to call me a tomboy
0:09:20 > 0:09:24cos I played with the other boys but I wasn't.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28It's like nature's played a vicious trick on me.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I was born with...
0:09:31 > 0:09:32..this.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38It's wrong, it's all wrong.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Is that why those people assaulted you? Because you're different?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50That's a hate crime. You don't have to put up with it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Is that what it was?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57KNOCK ON DOOR Come in.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02A word.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06I've interviewed the other lad.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09THE lad. Didn't wait for his brief.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11He said he wanted to get it all on record.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13He says Sammy, or whatever her name is,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15has been passing herself off as a bloke.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- She's been dating his sister. - The other girl?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20They've only just found out.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- So, it's not just a straightforward hate crime, then is it?- Where is she?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Where are you, freak?!- Shut him up!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31HE CONTINUES SHOUTING
0:10:31 > 0:10:32We're not finished!
0:10:35 > 0:10:40Maybe I've just had a sheltered life. I mean, what is it?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44More to the point, how do you get it out?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47On the plus side, you could open wine bottles with it,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- kind of like a Swiss Army vib...- ALL: Zara.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52What?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59His sister's 16,
0:10:59 > 0:11:02so I can't interview her till an appropriate adult's here.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05But the brother's alleged the relationship's sexual.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- She's over the age of consent.- Yes, but if any kind of sex took place
0:11:10 > 0:11:13and your patient led her to believe she was a bloke, which is
0:11:13 > 0:11:15how it looks, then she wasn't consenting.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Your patient could be looking at a possible rape charge.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24No wonder so many women are conflicted about breast-feeding.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Oh, lighten up. Breast-feeding's not all it's cracked up to be.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I slogged away at it for ten months with Chris
0:11:30 > 0:11:32and I never got that fabled bonded feeling.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Karen, did you breast-feed?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I...don't know.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Could you give breast fascism a rest, please?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43This is supposed to be a party, not a therapy session.
0:11:43 > 0:11:51Perhaps I could go and get some more crud-titties... Cru... Some nibbles?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52THEY GIGGLE
0:11:55 > 0:11:58This is Dr Clay. We're going to do something about your cuts.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Could you lift up your hair for me, please?
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Thanks.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I just need to make sure it doesn't get infected.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14You're treating Sam, aren't you?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Apart from the cuts, are you in any pain, anywhere else?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22What do you think? I'm suffering, right?
0:12:23 > 0:12:27He... SHE broke my heart.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32I thought I loved... I don't even know what to call him or her!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36If it helps, you're young, you'll get over this...
0:12:36 > 0:12:38How do you know?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43I thought SHE was the love of my life.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49But he was lying to me. He was just a freak who...
0:12:52 > 0:12:56When you see him, ask him why,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58why he did this to me?
0:12:59 > 0:13:04And tell him that me and my brother, we're going to make him suffer,
0:13:04 > 0:13:07he's going to pay for what he did to me.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13MOBILE RINGS
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Karen?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Erm... Did...
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Did I breast-feed?
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Yeah, for a while before you went onto the bottle. Why?
0:13:36 > 0:13:40No reason. Just wondering. What time do you finish?
0:13:40 > 0:13:46Cos I might have a few goodies I would like to try out on you.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50That does sound very nice, but I'm with someone.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51A bloke.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54A bloke, on an obbo.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Quick, quick! Saved you a seat, come on!
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Open it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Oops!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35How's the pain?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36OK.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Are you going to tell me your name?
0:14:41 > 0:14:46Come on, after everything else you've told me, your name's nothing.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Sam Purnell.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Short for Samantha.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I'm in trouble, aren't I?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57They're looking to charge me with something?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59They don't really tell me their plans.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02All I can tell you is tell the police everything.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06They already think I'm a freak.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- I wouldn't think... - I've lived with it all my life.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13When people find out about me...
0:15:14 > 0:15:16..the looks...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19..the whispers.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Even my family think I'm a freak.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I know what the cops are thinking.
0:15:27 > 0:15:33Apart from this...this one thing,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I'm a normal person who's had to live a lie all their life.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43I'm not even sure I know what normal is. I don't think I've met
0:15:43 > 0:15:46one person who doesn't have some sort of psychological issue.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Even me...- This isn't a psychological issue.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51It's my body that's wrong, not my head.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Yeah, sorry.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I heard Ellen's voice out there.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05I never meant to hurt her.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I just...
0:16:09 > 0:16:13I couldn't find a way to tell her about me.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Not without...
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Not without ruining everything.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22I love her.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28And I've destroyed any chance of her ever loving me now.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Haven't I?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33She's never going to love me for who I am.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40All I can tell you is get your version of events on record now.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Things could get very messy.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46The brother's already claimed you had sex with his sister.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48How could I do that?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52That girl is hurting.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And if she wants to hurt you and she backs up his claims...
0:16:58 > 0:17:00..things could get very messy.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02You believe I didn't do it...
0:17:04 > 0:17:05..don't you?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Right, ladies, what you do first is dangle the hammer between your legs.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17And hit the ball to score a goal.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Most points, wins a prize.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Do you think we went too far? Do you think she'll be all right?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- I'm sure she'll get over it. - Right. Who wants to go first?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32What the heck. Get that thing between my legs right now.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34CHEERING
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Right, let's do this.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40OK.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Right, off you go.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Beginners luck.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Well, let's see...
0:17:59 > 0:18:01..how your luck holds out.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Right, I've got a name. She's OK'ed for me to pass it on.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17So, Samantha Purnell.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I'll have to interview Samantha now, anyway.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21The girl's made an allegation.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24She was deceived into sexual relations.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27All we have to do is work out what any charge might be.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28- What do you think?- Eh?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You've seen them both. What's your gut instinct?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Did that woman trick the girl into sex?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36I couldn't say.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Fair enough. Anyway, let's see what comes from interview.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Brian.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Come with me.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56- ALL: Oh... - Close, but no coconut.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Who's the mummy? Who IS the mummy?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Remind me why I invited her?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Congratulations, Zara.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Zara, I knew it.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Thank you, Mandy, very good.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Emma, oh.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Karen?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24SHE LAUGHS
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Karen, you're a dark horse! - That's cos Rob is absolutely...
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Karen's certainly got into the spirit of things.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Right, the raffle.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Do they come as a set?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48SHE SCREAMS
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Get off! Stop it right now!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Come on!
0:19:56 > 0:20:00She is crazy. What is it? The bump to the head?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Do you know what it was about?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06You do, don't you?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09No!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Sam, it's really important that you tell PC Miles all about
0:20:17 > 0:20:19your relationship with Ellen.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Tell him everything that happened. And tell him what didn't happen.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23And it's really important that you
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- tell him very quickly. - What have you said?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Nothing. She's worried that you and the other officers
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- will treat her like a freak. That she'll be mocked.- Not on my watch.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Anyone treats you like a freak, I won't have it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Sam, you need to listen to Dr Clay.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41If they charge you, you'll get a brief.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Chances are they'll tell you to say nothing.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46You need to talk to them, that's your best bet.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54OK.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01I...I just saw her holding these red pants
0:21:01 > 0:21:08and I... I don't know what happened, I went for her, I just lost it.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Is she all right?- Yeah.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17I really think it's something to do with Jack. It's like...
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I don't know. Is it a maternal thing?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Did she do something to Jack?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23'And that's why I'm mad at her?'
0:21:23 > 0:21:26The main thing is that you're both OK...
0:21:26 > 0:21:29No! Stop it, Rob! You can't treat me like I'm stupid.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33You WANT me to remember the past,
0:21:33 > 0:21:37so when I have these...
0:21:37 > 0:21:40when I have these flashbacks, I've GOT to understand them.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44And I don't. What else have I got to be scared of?!
0:21:44 > 0:21:49I've got to be able to TRUST you to be HONEST with me
0:21:49 > 0:21:53'because half-remembering is really terrifying.'
0:21:54 > 0:21:56You're right.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57You ARE right.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00OK.
0:22:00 > 0:22:06Jack and Zara. Four, maybe five years ago...
0:22:14 > 0:22:15I'm sorry.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Look... Irrespective of what happens here, I think you need help.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29I'm going to put you in touch with some counselling, OK?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Now, I'm not going to say that by dragging these things
0:22:31 > 0:22:35out into the cold light of day that it'll make it easier to deal with or
0:22:35 > 0:22:37any less scary. But at least you'll know
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- you're not on your own with it. - Thanks.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Look after yourself, OK?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45And if anyone ever gives you a hard time for not being normal
0:22:45 > 0:22:49or being a freak, then that's their problem, not yours.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51You don't ever have to deal with it.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Is there any chance I could have a word with Ellen?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- How are you feeling? - How do you think?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Are your cuts still bleeding?
0:23:13 > 0:23:14I don't think so.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Do you need any more pain relief?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30What she did to you was wrong, it was inexcusable.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34But she's been in pain most of her life
0:23:34 > 0:23:36and she's got a lot more to come. No matter what.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40If you ever loved him... Her...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45..don't punish her for something that didn't happen.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49She'll pay for what she's done.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53And her heart's broken too.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- You slept with Jack. - I apologised at the time.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'm not going to beat myself up over it.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Hang on a minute. How old was he?
0:24:19 > 0:24:23He made a move on me. And, anyway, he was legal.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Oh! That is pretty low, Zara.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I don't see what the problem is.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31It's not as if he's anything to you any more.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Wow, that is cheap.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Then it's perfectly in tune with the evening.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I'm going to get changed and get myself a taxi home.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42If that outfit's ruined, you'll have to pay.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Bill me.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Are you all right, Karen?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Sam Purnell, Ellen Rigbey, Josh Robson. That's three tonight.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- What happened to Josh Robson? Has he gone home?- He's been released.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04What was he supposed to have done?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Let's just say he's not a very nice man.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09He's out on licence, we wanted him to know we're watching him.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- A warning? - They found a reason to bring him in.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- He's not your problem. - What happens to Sam next?
0:25:17 > 0:25:21The girl decided to drop the allegations that they slept together.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23That's good. That makes it pretty straightforward.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Ish.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'll bail her till the CPS decides
0:25:27 > 0:25:29whether there's enough to charge her.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30I'm not sure they'll proceed,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32especially if she plays the mad card.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Mad?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Well, the mental health card.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40There's no card to play. She's got massive psychological issues.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Course she has. My money's on a caution.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47You're so understanding, aren't you?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Tell me, have you got anything about you that you wouldn't want
0:25:50 > 0:25:53people to know about, just in case they...misjudge.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Me? Nah. Straight as an arrow normal, me.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59We're all straight as an arrow normal, aren't we?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Until we're not.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Well, we must do this again, sometime.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31By the way, I'm going to need those outfits.
0:26:37 > 0:26:42I will never again speak to anyone who mentions this evening.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49The only positive thing is that it's over.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02If you are here for the interview,
0:27:02 > 0:27:05then give us a moment, we're just working out a schedule.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08It is painfully clear that last night was your chance
0:27:08 > 0:27:09to have a good laugh at my expense.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that they ever thought to invite you.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I always order too much in those places.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Best to share, really.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18They give you a doggy bag.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23MRS TEMBE: Whatever you are feeling, this is not the answer.