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0:00:38 > 0:00:42I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting anyone to be here.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44No! Please, Mr Robson, do not go.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46No, I should leave you in peace.

0:00:46 > 0:00:51The only way I will find peace is if you allow me to welcome you in.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52After yesterday.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57You probably had the right idea.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Yeah, well, I will be the judge of that.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07So how are you feeling?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09More fortunate than I deserve.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11But hopefully, glad to be alive?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16That's why I'm here. To give thanks and ask forgiveness.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20I am intruding in your prayers.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Of all the people I could have met here today, it had to be you,

0:01:25 > 0:01:27guiding me back over the threshold.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Do you think this could be a sign?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35It is not for me to say.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39But I am glad that you think so.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Now - are those a willing pair of hands?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48I'm not sure what you mean.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's just that Reverend Marchant is holding

0:01:50 > 0:01:54a children's painting competition for the Feast of Ascension.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Looks like he's having fun.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Indeed.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Our job will be to display them on the board.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03If you are willing to help?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Of course.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Er, right.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Just here?

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Going out for a sandwich. Want anything?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19No. I'm out this afternoon.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Whoa, Luscious Lace! You dirty little girl!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Get lost!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26No prizes for guessing what Karen's got planned.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27They're at it like rabbits.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Go on, put it on - and I'll give you my expert opinion.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Give you a laugh, you mean. - Don't worry, I'll be sensitive.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Why would you need to be sensitive?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36No, I didn't mean... I'm only messing.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I don't want to see you in it.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Like, you'd rather stick needles in your eyes?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43No! I'm sure you'd look...

0:02:43 > 0:02:46It's private...between you and Rob.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yeah, well, you're missing a treat.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55No, I don't think we can reduce it that far.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Can you just give me a moment, please?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59I was hoping for a quick chat about breast-feeding.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I've got the Chair of the CCG on the other end of the line.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Say hi for me.- I don't think it's a good time to talk about that.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Um, sorry, sir. No, not you.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I was just talking to one of my colleagues about her breast-feeding.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13It's a breast-feeding course.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'll leave you to it.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Yeah!

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Well, a job well done.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Here.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33It was left over in the vestry.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35From Easter Sunday.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38To keep?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41That depends. Turn it over.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45You may wish to eat the little chocolate egg inside.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Thank you.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52The ladies of the church made them for the children.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59Perhaps I should not say, but some are better knitters than others.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Is this one of yours?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07As a matter of fact, yes.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10I thought so. It's perfect.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I'm the one who should be giving you gifts.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18No. Not at all.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19I wanted to jump.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21But you didn't.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Thanks to you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27In the end, it was your choice.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28And a brave one.

0:04:31 > 0:04:37Life is the greatest gift of all, but sometimes it can present us

0:04:37 > 0:04:39with challenges that are hard to overcome.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I am so sorry - I need to be getting back to afternoon surgery.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Is there a problem?

0:04:54 > 0:04:55No.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Perhaps you would be kind enough to walk me to my bus stop?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Of course.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17POP MUSIC ON RADIO

0:05:48 > 0:05:49HE TURNS VOLUME DOWN

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Karen, is that you?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00HE TURNS RADIO UP

0:06:06 > 0:06:09There are so many things I wanted to tell you.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13You are under no pressure to say anything.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I do not wish you to feel uncomfortable.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh, no. It's not you.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21The truth is, I even find passing the time of day difficult.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26When I was a kid, there was an old lady lived up our street.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30She'd stand on her doorstep and call out to people passing by.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33"Beautiful day, isn't it?" or "Terrible weather."

0:06:36 > 0:06:39She hoped they'd stop and strike up a conversation.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44My mother would cross the road to avoid her.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47So sad.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51I wish I could go back and tell that lady I understand.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I doubt she'd want to talk to me.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57You are much too hard on yourself.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03I suppose you would find such isolation hard to imagine?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Why would you think that? - You've probably got lots of friends.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I know how it feels to be an outsider.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18The other day, I was invited to a party.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23They were selling articles that were beyond my comprehension.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28I will not embarrass you with the details.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33But I had no choice but to stick to my principles.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I am afraid it set me aside from my colleagues.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43They think I am a prude,

0:07:43 > 0:07:48where yes, I...I have principles.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I have embarrassed you.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Not at all. You are obviously a very strong-minded woman.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- I'm not worthy of your company. - No, not at all.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I think we should leave things here.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Are you sure I cannot help you?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14You've done your bit. The rest is down to me.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Mr Robson!

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Please.

0:08:19 > 0:08:25May I have your telephone number?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27You don't give in, do you?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Please. You can write it in here.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39I will give it to Reverend Marchant and she will phone you.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Ah, I see.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Look, if it's all the same to you,

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'd rather you didn't get the vicar involved.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49OK?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54MUSIC: "Faith" by George Michael

0:08:55 > 0:08:59# Oh, I guess it would be nice, dee-dee-dee... your body... #

0:08:59 > 0:09:03HE HUMS

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Karen, what are you playing at?

0:09:08 > 0:09:09What do you think?

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Very nice.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Mr Robson!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Mr Robson!- Mrs Tembe!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Why did you dash away?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Have I offended you?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40No. But I could very well offend you.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I do not think so.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46The man I see before me is sensitive and God-fearing.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Nothing you can say will change my opinion of that.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Let's cut through the cemetery.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Why?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55It'll be quicker.

0:09:55 > 0:10:01No, I think the road is a much more direct route.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Mr Robson!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10You've been a bad boy, Robert Hollins.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15And I'm going to have to punish you very, very hard.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Argh! My back!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Oh, dear. My back! - I haven't started yet.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24A little bird tells me you're very ticklish round your...

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Argh! It hurts! It really hurts. - I'm not that heavy!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31No, I know you're not, but honestly - I've done my back in.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36I have. So please, help me up and take these cuffs off.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40And get the Deep Heat from the bathroom cabinet.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, dear.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47One of the homes I was in as a kid was here, in Letherbridge.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51It was my favourite, of all of them.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55I'd meet my mates here and we'd play this game like a chase game.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58You couldn't be caught if your feet were off the ground.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01So you'd hoist yourself up onto a wall

0:11:01 > 0:11:04or you'd hoist yourself onto a gravestone.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07And then one day

0:11:07 > 0:11:11I found a gravestone of someone with the same surname as me.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15And I started thinking maybe there's a rich relative out there

0:11:15 > 0:11:18that's just going to turn up one day and adopt me.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's over here somewhere, I think.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Wait!

0:11:28 > 0:11:29Here it is.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41P-p-please! Please. I can see that you are nervous.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44But there is no need to be.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Whatever you did in the past matters less than who you are now.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51I went to prison.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56So, you have served your sentence.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59What was your crime?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02I can't...

0:12:02 > 0:12:05You will feel better if you get it off your chest.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15I raped a woman.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29But you led me to believe you were a decent man.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33No, I didn't. That was your own perception.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You should have been honest with me from the start.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Better still, I should have jumped.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43To think I could have brought you into our church community.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Oh!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49No, Don't! Don't.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Mrs Tembe!

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Is now OK?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59You have my full attention.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05OK. Since taking on this breast-feeding initiative,

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I have realised how ill-equipped I am to help women

0:13:07 > 0:13:10with their specific breast-feeding needs.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Breast-feeding one's own child

0:13:11 > 0:13:13doesn't necessarily make one an expert,

0:13:13 > 0:13:16so what hope do our childless colleagues have of empathising?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20GPs and practice nurses simply don't have the skill set required,

0:13:20 > 0:13:24and our patients are getting conflicting advice...

0:13:24 > 0:13:26You're not even listening to me!

0:13:26 > 0:13:27What time do you make it?

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Just after four.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Sorry, we're going to have to do this later.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38SHE SIGHS

0:13:38 > 0:13:41KNOCKING AT DOOR

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- KNOCKING CONTINUES - Am I missing something here?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Mrs Tembe did say she'd be here for afternoon surgery?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Yeah, definitely.- All right.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57There you go, sorry about that. Please come in. Take a seat.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Thank you.- Sorry.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Well, we're going to have to man the fort without her.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Howard, Mrs Tembe is never late.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Yes, well, everybody's late some time. Please take a seat.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Don't you think you should phone her and find out what's going on?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16She'll be on her way.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17SHE GASPS AND PANTS

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Mrs Tembe! - SHE SCREAMS

0:14:23 > 0:14:24SHE WINCES IN PAIN

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Mrs Tembe?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Mrs Tembe?!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39PHONE RINGS

0:14:45 > 0:14:47PHONE BEEPS, RINGING STOPS

0:15:02 > 0:15:04It's gone to voicemail.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Mrs Tembe, this is Howard.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Can you call me back, please? Tell me where you are?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Thank you.- Great(!)

0:15:12 > 0:15:14How are you fixed for reception duty?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Oh, no, I've got half an hour, and then I'm booked solid.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Well, that'll tide us over. Thank you, Mandy.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Howard, what if she doesn't turn up?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23I'll cross that bridge.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh, please, please, leave me alone!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I only want to help you!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29You're the last person in the world I would hurt!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31And what about that poor woman?!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Did she deserve to be hurt?

0:15:34 > 0:15:35No, of course not!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38No punishment is severe enough for me!

0:15:38 > 0:15:42I don't expect forgiveness! I don't deserve it!

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Please...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45please stop shouting.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Oh, I'm so, so sorry.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51It's not because I'm angry.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55If you don't trust me, who else is going to?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I have to go.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Will you be all right by yourself?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02I will take my chances. I-I have to go.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06ROB GROANS

0:16:10 > 0:16:13No, you're rubbing a bit too hard, love.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Let's make that do for now, eh?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Yeah, it's good stuff, this. Should do the trick.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22My hands stink.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30Er, yeah, do you want to just take a seat, Mrs Dee? Thank you.

0:16:30 > 0:16:35Oh, Mrs Tembe! Am I glad to see you!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Are you all right?

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Really, it's all about training. There's an online Unicef course...

0:16:44 > 0:16:46You're not listening again!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'm sorry, but the half hour's nearly up.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- What half hour? - Mrs Tembe might be missing.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Don't be ridiculous.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55The woman's allowed to be late once in a while.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57KNOCK AT DOOR

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- She's just come in. - Ah, what a relief!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01There we go, then. Back to the topic in hand.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04She's had a bit of a fall, though, and I need to fix her knee,

0:17:04 > 0:17:06so can you take over reception?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Of course.- Cheers, Howard.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Sorry, Zara, but needs must when the devil drives.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- I've been completely wasting my time, haven't I?- Not at all.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16You're doing a great job. If you want to do the Unicef course,

0:17:16 > 0:17:18then it's all yours. No problem.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20No, I... Howard!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- MRS TEMBE WINCES - How on earth did you do this?- Er...

0:17:29 > 0:17:31I was, er, I was running...

0:17:34 > 0:17:38- ..for the bus. It was foolish.- Yeah!

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Especially when there's usually another one ten minutes later!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Are you sure you're all right?

0:17:48 > 0:17:51I am just a little shaky from the fall.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53I'm fine. Please.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56HE TAPS FURIOUSLY AT KEYBOARD

0:17:56 > 0:17:59This was a perfectly good appointment booking system

0:17:59 > 0:18:01before people started messing with it.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05A bad workman always blames his tools. Mr Hardcastle?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Far too smart for his own good, that boy.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Well observed. And that brings me conveniently to the initiative.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14I've already said you can go on the course.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16I need you to be more hands on.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19I'm the practice manager. I deal with figures, not...

0:18:19 > 0:18:21breasts and their functions. And in view of recent publicity...

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Relax.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I need you to shell out some funding.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- There are some courses available... - Which you'd like to go on?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Of course. But not just me. - Well, who, then?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34The most unlikely person... Apart from you, that is.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Kevin? - I'm glad we're on the same page.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- You've got to be kidding? - Not at all.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42He's a young, non-parent male who knows little about the subject,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44and would benefit greatly from the training.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'd like to be a fly on the wall when you give him the news.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Ah, but that is where you come into your own,

0:18:49 > 0:18:51because nobody can motivate quite like you.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Hmm, even I have my limitations.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Don't be so modest. You are the Training Tsar.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Under your guidance, staff discover potential they never knew they had.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Really?- Without a doubt.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08Kevin will thank you one day for this exciting opportunity.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- SOFTLY:- Yeah.

0:19:20 > 0:19:25I thought you'd gone. I was getting worried about you.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Thought I might as well get changed while I was up there.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Come here.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36I'm sorry I spoilt your surprise.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38It's all right.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40See, the thing is, I was knackered already,

0:19:40 > 0:19:43because one of the lads didn't turn up at work last night,

0:19:43 > 0:19:45and I was landed with an extra shift.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Never mind.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51You need to wind down.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Hmm.- Close your eyes.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Ooh, that tickles!

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Well, if you like that, you're going to love this...

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Whoa, hang on!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- What's up now?- I've just remembered the shepherd's pie.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Er, pop it in the oven for me, will you? I don't know about you,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16but if I eat late at night these days, I get terrible heartburn.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Right.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27HE SIGHS

0:20:29 > 0:20:30SHE SIGHS

0:20:35 > 0:20:38It needs sticking in the oven till it's brown on the top.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- STRAINED:- OK!

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Mrs Tembe, are you still upset about that party at Emma's?

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Please, I do not want to talk about it.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55No, fair enough. I understand.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00So, erm, what's happening at the church at the moment?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Nurse Marquez, I know you are trying to be kind,

0:21:04 > 0:21:07but there's no need to pretend to be interested.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'm not! Honestly.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13I mean, things must be a bit quieter now Easter's over?

0:21:14 > 0:21:17No. We are celebrating the 40 days

0:21:17 > 0:21:20after Our Lord reappears to his disciples,

0:21:20 > 0:21:22before ascending to Heaven.

0:21:23 > 0:21:28Some of us believe Ascension is our most important festival.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Why's that?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Because it...

0:21:33 > 0:21:38it helps us to banish doubt, to believe with all our hearts.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42We learn to trust...

0:21:44 > 0:21:45..and forgive...

0:21:46 > 0:21:49..and take care of others.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Your faith must be a real comfort to you, Mrs Tembe.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Faith is a great commitment.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00It doesn't necessarily make life easy.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Right, there you go.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04That should make you more comfortable.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Thank you for your care, Nurse Marquez.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10QUIZ SHOW PLAYS ON TV

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Oh, just go home!

0:22:12 > 0:22:16This idiot on here doesn't even know who Dusty Springfield is!

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Can you credit that?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Have you seen it before?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22No.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24It's actually not bad, as quizzes go.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Where's yours? - I'm not hungry.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Ah, that's a shame.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33I've put curry powder in it and everything.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36I got the recipe from what's-his-face. Come here.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Have a try, see what you think. - I said, I'm not hungry.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42What's up?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- KAREN SIGHS - Just eat your tea.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47You'll probably want an early night, being so tired.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Come on, love. I said I was sorry.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Yeah, you did.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55And I think I've got the solution to the problem.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I've been working on all these spreadsheets.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00You need to get out more.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04You see, I think my job has taken over my life.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Well, our life, today being a prime example.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08So I think I should pack it in.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10You can't afford to.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Yeah, take early retirement. Lots of bobbies do it.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15It'll take all the strain off it. We'll have loads more time together.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19- To do what?- Well, anything you want. Holidays.- What?

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Take a coach trip and stop off somewhere for a flippin' cream tea

0:23:23 > 0:23:25and a quick game of bingo?

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Now you're being childish.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29And you're being an old codger.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32- I'm going.- I have been very tolerant. This is way out of order!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh, stick your tolerance up your jacksy!

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Karen, what is it that you want from me?- You have to ask?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40All right, OK, I admit it's not been very romantic...

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Huh! It wasn't romance that I was after.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Well, what, then?- Sex!

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Oh.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50So that's your level.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- My level?! - And there's no need to shout!

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- SHOUTS:- What, are you worried about the neighbours?!

0:23:55 > 0:23:57SHE GROANS

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I've forgotten all the times that we've had sex together.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02It's long gone!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05This is - WAS - special.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08This is - WAS...

0:24:08 > 0:24:12It was new, and exciting, and special,

0:24:12 > 0:24:14and today was meant to be FUN!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16You've forgotten what that means.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18And maybe I'm finding it a bit of a strain

0:24:18 > 0:24:20being a boyfriend all over again!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I just want to slob out like we used to.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- It's called "giving up". - I have never given up on you!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Giving in, then.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31What are you going to be like when you're retired?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- I'm not stopping around to find out! - Karen, come back!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36HE GROANS

0:24:46 > 0:24:49I suppose me making a cup of tea is a bit of a shock.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51No, not at all.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54It is a very kind gesture, thank you.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Well, just as long as you're all right.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59You are all right, aren't you?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Yes. Yes, I am fine.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04I am so sorry I was late. I will make the time up.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09- No need. - No, no, I insist. It was my fault.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13If only everybody was as conscientious as you.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27PHONE RINGS

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Mrs Tembe?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34How did you know it was me?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Wishful thinking, I suppose.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40I just...

0:25:40 > 0:25:43wanted to call and apologise.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47'I am deeply ashamed of myself.'

0:25:47 > 0:25:49You're ashamed? No, no,

0:25:49 > 0:25:51you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Well, I disagree.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58I broke my promise, and ran away.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Well... I don't blame you.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Look, I-I'm used to it.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Are you still there?

0:26:09 > 0:26:14Er, I just wondered whether you care to meet up tomorrow?

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Seriously?

0:26:16 > 0:26:20We need to sit and discuss this calmly.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22I owe you that much.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Mrs Tembe, are you sure?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26There is a condition.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29You must tell me everything.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33'Is this acceptable?'

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Yes.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42Well, I, er... I will ring you again with some arrangements.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Thank you.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55- You're so rude! - Who said he could stay the night?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Mum, we've been together for ages. - Huh! A month.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Come on, get in.- What for?

0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Fun, why do you think? - What, like yesterday?

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- What's this?- What?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08I thought you were going to use this.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Well, it doesn't matter. You're on the pill, aren't you?

0:27:10 > 0:27:13It's not as though I had a knife or anything.

0:27:13 > 0:27:14I didn't set out to hurt her.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16How can you say that?!