0:00:27 > 0:00:29MUSIC: "Dancing In The Dark" by Bruce Springsteen
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Alfie?
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Just going out.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46But what about breakfast?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm not that hungry right now.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51We always have breakfast. It's what we do.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53What's wrong?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Nothing.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Tell you what, have something to eat, then I'll drop you off.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I've had an idea for your birthday.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13If they persist, come back.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16But as I said, I think it's probably just caused by stress.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Sorry for wasting your time. Search headache on the net,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21and a million hits for "brain tumour" come up.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Kevin, hi!- Hello.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31What a lovely surprise. I didn't know you worked here.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I mean, if I did, we could have met sooner.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's me, Lally.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Lally...
0:01:38 > 0:01:44You don't even remember her name? Shame on you, Dr Tyler.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Did he give you his number and promise to call, but never did?
0:01:48 > 0:01:49LovelyLally365?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'm sorry, I don't know what that means.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56I know I don't look identical to my profile picture, but come on.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You're Kevin Tyler - favourite film, The Hangover.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Inception.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Fave singer, JT.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Jay Z.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07OK, well, the biggest love in your life is Birmingham City.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I'm sorry, I'm more into cars than football.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Clearly, this is none of my business,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13but she knows you from somewhere.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Where did you meet? Pub, nightclub?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17FindTheRightMate.co.uk
0:02:17 > 0:02:19A dating site?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20I'm not on a dating site!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- You are!- There's no need to be embarrassed,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I hear they're all the rage these days.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Personally, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes, but...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Don't you have patients to see, Dr Carmichael?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Look, I'm sorry to disappoint,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34but you've clearly got me confused with somebody else.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37But we IM'd each other this morning!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- IM'd?- Instant messaged. You were very annoyed,
0:02:40 > 0:02:42because your flatmate finished all your Honey Flakes.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I don't have a flatmate!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47OK, we appear to be going round in circles here.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Now, there has clearly been some kind of mix-up.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- You think?- I don't see how.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55What?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Why don't we get Lally to show us the dating site?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Now?- No time like the present.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Why not?- Marvellous. Well, come on, then!
0:03:10 > 0:03:11So I was thinking.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16For your main present, we could go away somewhere. You, me.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19A holiday.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22No!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Get some sun? When was the last time we had a break?
0:03:25 > 0:03:30How many times? Driving lessons.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31I want driving lessons.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I told you, you've got me to run you about.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Dad, I'm going to be 21 tomorrow!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Tell you what. Why don't I ask Dr Kenwright?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42See what he thinks.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Highway Code rule 200. Choose an appropriate place to manoeuvre.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48If you need to turn your vehicle around,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50wait until you find a safe place.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Don't reverse or turn round in a busy road. Find a side road
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- or go round a block of side streets. - Alfie...- Highway Code rule 159.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Before moving off, use all mirrors to check the road is clear.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Look round to check the blind spots and signal if necessary
0:04:01 > 0:04:03before moving out. Look round for a final check. Rule...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05All right, I get the picture.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08You know the Highway Code.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Doesn't mean you can drive a car, though. I need to speak to Dr...
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- What's up? - You treat me like a kid!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Alfie.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22MOBILE RINGS
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Hello. Yes.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39OK. Great. Goodbye.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I need to go now.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Who was that?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- A friend.- Can your friend not wait till you've finished your breakfast?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50I've had enough.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- I'll drop you off.- Dad!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56OK, OK.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Have a good day, mate. Love you.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Love you.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I'm going into town later if you need anything?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17No. I don't need anything.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19I'll see you.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27LovelyLally365.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29And the password...?
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Come on, no need to be shy.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- KevinOne. - Oh, for crying out...
0:05:35 > 0:05:40It's not you! I have a bit of a thing for Kevin...Spacey.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Yeah, right.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44KevinOne.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Here we go.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Now, there should be a couple of e-mails from you
0:05:50 > 0:05:51in my inbox.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56And if you click on one, it'll take you to his page.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- What the...? - Told you I wasn't bonkers.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You cannot deny that that is you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08This is unbelievable. Someone's set up a fake account.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09This really isn't you?
0:06:09 > 0:06:10No!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16I've been talking to this guy online for days.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21I feel sick. I mean, what kind of person does this?
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Some kind of warped psychopath. Probably been watching both of you.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Outside your house, following you around university.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Doesn't bear thinking about.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39I should imagine my next appointment is here. It's been fun!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Ignore her. She's winding you up.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43What if she's right?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03He's got your stubbornness, love - I'll tell you that.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Why go to all this effort? I just don't get it.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Come on...pick up.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Probably quicker to e-mail them.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Good idea.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Imagine if you two actually met. That'd be weird.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Yeah, right.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I could arrange it.- What?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I could arrange to meet him. For lunch.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39And you could just happen to be there?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Think he'd show? Wouldn't that blow his whole cover and everything?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45He was going to have to come clean at some point.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48A covert operation. I like it...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50OK, let's do it.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- It's my son's. He came in to see you yesterday.- What's his name?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's odd, because I'm the one who takes him to the doctor.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Always have done.- Mr Abbot...
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Sorry, Alfie. Alfie Abbot - you've probably got him down as Alfred.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06OK, how can I help you?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Is he sick?
0:08:08 > 0:08:09I'm afraid I can't...
0:08:09 > 0:08:12He hardly touched his breakfast this morning.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14That's not like him. It's his routine.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17And he doesn't break routine, so you see, there must be something wrong.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I'm really sorry, but patient confidentiality...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21I can't divulge that information.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23He can't be that sick, though, can he,
0:08:23 > 0:08:25because you're a nurse, no offence...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27If he was really ill, he'd have seen a doctor, right?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Unless you were taking blood for tests.- Mr Abbot...
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Please.- I'm sure if you just spoke to him....
0:08:33 > 0:08:35You know he has Asperger's, right?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Then why was he here?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I really am sorry.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Well, thanks! Thanks a lot.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55What are you doing?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58If he clocks me, he'll know it's a trap, won't he?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00So what are you going to do, then?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- What?- When he actually turns up, what are you going to do?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Lally!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Come on, pal, show yourself.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27I'll teach you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Really?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Yeah!
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Thank you.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37My dad's going out today.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38You've got an empty.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39An empty what?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41An empty house, Alfie.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Yes, that's what I said.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47So we'll have "coffee" round yours, then.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48I don't like coffee.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51We won't really have coffee. It means...
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Thank you.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm sure it's perfectly clean.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Do you know how much bacteria exists in the Earth's atmosphere?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Five million trillion trillion. That's a 5 with 30 zeroes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10That cutlery could have been lying here all morning, attracting...
0:10:10 > 0:10:12OK, OK, I believe you.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Think it's a no-show.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21He must have clocked us.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Amateur.- Maybe not a complete waste of time, though?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I mean, as we're here, we could do something really crazy,
0:10:27 > 0:10:29like have lunch?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31At the same table, even? Mental, I know.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42And you're paying!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Students!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Two glasses of tap water and some breadsticks please, waiter.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Is that all I'm worth, Dr Tyler?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Alfie?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Are you in, mate?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17So I walked out, quickly. Never went back.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18That's brilliant.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19It really wasn't!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23So come on, what's your most embarrassing moment?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26I've got nothing that tops that, mate.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Mate?
0:11:30 > 0:11:35So you and fake Kev? What did you talk about?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37All the small talk you start off with
0:11:37 > 0:11:38when you're getting to know someone.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40What you'd do if you won the lottery,
0:11:40 > 0:11:42where you'd go travelling, that sort of thing.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46But those sites, I thought they were for people who couldn't get dates.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- You must be fighting them off! - That's really sweet.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51It cuts out all the nonsense.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54You spot someone and if you fancy them, you start talking.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57None of the "do they like me, don't they like me" rubbish.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00So how come you two never met up, if you got on so well?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03He kept saying he was busy with work. Makes sense now.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I feel really stupid.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08You're not stupid.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I shouldn't be saying this, but I think you're kind of...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Kind of?- Hot.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Thank you, Kevin.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44You know you said your house was empty,
0:12:44 > 0:12:47and I said we could have coffee?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I thought we might...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13What the hell's going on?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Dad.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23I should really be going. But this has been fun.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Yeah. Yeah, it has.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Dad!
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I thought you were ill, Alfie, really ill.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Why?- You went to see that nurse.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44How do you know?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Did she give you all these so you could...
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Mr Abbot...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55And you want me to trust you,
0:13:55 > 0:14:00treat you like an adult...no, it's not going to happen.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Mr Abbot, Alfie hasn't done anything wrong.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Danny, I need you to leave. Now.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I'll be outside, OK?
0:14:15 > 0:14:16I was going to tell you.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18What, that you're...
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Gay.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25But Danny...he's your best mate.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26He became more than that.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35Listen - you're getting urges, that's all it is. I get that.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36You're confused. A phase.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I love him.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42You don't understand what love means. It's complex emotions.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44And you struggle with emotions, you know you do.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Not this one, I don't!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I love him. I loved Mum.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54But not you. You don't let me do anything!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Did you catch him?
0:15:05 > 0:15:06No show.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10It's all a bit odd, don't you think?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- What is?- This whole Lally thing.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15What do you mean?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Well, the mysterious headache/ brain tumour she had this morning.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Getting it checked out was sensible.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Not to mention last week, when she came in with a stomach upset
0:15:23 > 0:15:25and was seen by Jimmi but there was nothing wrong.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Likewise the week before, when she had a foot problem.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- And she was fine.- What are you trying to say?- Nothing.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34OK. Good.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Just think it's a bit odd, that's all.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41All this fake Kevin business, these pointless appointments.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43She's a victim in all this as well.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44OK.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48You like her!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Don't.- Yes, you do, you tart!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Just remember, she is a patient, so if this thing progresses...
0:15:53 > 0:15:56She'll have to find another GP, I know.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Now if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09PHONE RINGS
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Hey, you.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Hiya. You OK?
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Really good, thanks.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Good.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21So I was wondering if you fancied going out for a drink later?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Are you asking me on a date?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Well, yeah, guess I am.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I'm free from six.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Excellent, I'll see you then.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Bye, Kevin.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32See ya.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I'm his father, his legal guardian.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39You can't give contraception without my permission.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I'm sorry, but I still can't discuss...
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I found them, you know, the condoms...
0:16:43 > 0:16:46So you just dish them out to anybody, yeah?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Even if they've got a mental disability?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49I mean, where do you draw the line?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Generally, it depends on the patient.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54We need to assess whether they understand about sex.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Unbelievable.- We want to make sure it's something they want to do
0:16:57 > 0:16:59and that they aren't being forced into it.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01If we're satisfied that's the case...
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- You give them the green light to sleep about.- Not exactly. No.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08No wonder teenage pregnancy in this country is sky-high.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11And Alfie...he wants to have sex, does he, with Danny?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Oh, yeah, he told me. He's gay.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19That's really brave of him.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24His mum and I talked about all this stuff.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28What to do when he starts getting urges.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I was all geared up to talk about the birds and bees...
0:17:33 > 0:17:35But not the bees and the bees?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38He is 21.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It hasn't come up before now.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45You know, he's never had many friends. Can't connect with people.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49He got bullied because of it. And now all this.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54You're worried he'll get picked on because he likes boys?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Another hurdle, isn't it?
0:17:56 > 0:17:57For you or for him?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05I don't even know any, you know, gay people.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09We don't bite.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15You? You don't look...
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Like one of them?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- I meant no offence.- It's OK.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21PHONE RINGS
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Excuse me.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Hello. Yeah, speaking.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Yes. He's my son.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Is he OK? I'll be right there.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- What's wrong? - They've been in a crash.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Wow, you look great.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Not so bad yourself.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Are you coming in, then?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I didn't bring anything.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13No flowers, chocolates?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Sorry.- I'm teasing. Drink before we head out?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Great.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28TABLET DEVICE CHIRPS
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Lally, you're beeping!
0:19:44 > 0:19:45What the...?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56I'll stick the kettle on.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I didn't want to say this at the hospital, Alfie,
0:20:00 > 0:20:04but you can't jump into any old car and drive off.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07We didn't. We jumped into Danny's car.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12He had insurance and L plates. And he's old enough to teach.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16OK, right, so what happened?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19The Highway Code stipulates
0:20:19 > 0:20:22the stopping distance at 30mph is 23m.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I was at least 24m when I braked.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28I don't understand why I didn't stop in time.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Water on the road?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It hadn't rained for 33 hours, so, really,
0:20:32 > 0:20:35precipitation shouldn't have been a factor.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Did the police come?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40They asked me if I'd been drinking. I said yes.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42What?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46I had an orange juice with lunch. I don't know what the fuss was about.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Anyway, I blew into a tube, and they seemed OK after that.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Well, at least nobody was seriously injured, that's the main thing.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Alfie, you're out of milk.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05My dad found them, the condoms.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Yes, I know, you got me in trouble!
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Think I get it from my mum -
0:21:09 > 0:21:13she could never hide things very well either.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I'd always find my Christmas presents.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19He will get used to it, you know. Trust me.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25It's OK.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29They wouldn't tell me anything at the hospital,
0:21:29 > 0:21:32because I wasn't a relative. I looked everywhere.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I only got a couple of scratches.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40But, Danny, your car... I'm really sorry.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Hey, it doesn't matter. OK. That doesn't matter, not one bit.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I'm just glad... glad you're not hurt.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Hope you like red.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57It was you all along.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Pictures of me. Loads of them.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- You set all this up. Why?- I'm really sorry.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Why, Lally?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I have a bit of thing for doctors.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11I just wanted one picture.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14But when I uploaded it, you looked so pretty.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18So then I wanted some more. And it just kind of snowballed.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20But the dating site?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22You never talked to me.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I came into the surgery a few times, but you blanked me.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Because I didn't know you!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I thought, if we were both victims of this guy,
0:22:29 > 0:22:33"fake Kevin", then we'd have something to bond over.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34It'd bring us together.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Anyway, we're going to be late if we don't hurry up.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- What?- The taxi, it's booked for now. We should probably wait outside.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Sometimes they give, like, all of five seconds before driving off.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49The amount of times I've complained.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52You don't honestly think we're still going out?
0:22:52 > 0:22:53I said I was sorry.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Are you on any medication?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- No!- I really think you need to talk to someone.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03There's no need. We're together now.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- I'm leaving.- I love you!
0:23:08 > 0:23:09OK(!) Bye, now.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Owen.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18So I just let them carry on, shall I?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Alfie having sex, drinking,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25taking drugs, maybe we could look out for a gang for him to join.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Owen, he's a man. And he's sensible.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29You know he is.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34It might not even work out with him and Danny.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37He might hurt Alfie or Alfie might hurt him.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39But you have got to let him discover this for himself.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Live his own life.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44If you don't, well, look at what happened today.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47You've got to let go.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52I can't lose him as well.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55You won't.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02His mum would give me a right talking to if she could.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06You're doing a great job. She'd be proud.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16I'd better go. You'll be fine.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34So I was thinking.
0:24:34 > 0:24:40How about a bit of famous Owen Abbot chilli con carne tonight? Few beers.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Fancy that, Danny?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43My dad makes amazing chilli.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I'd like that.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49But dinner comes with strict conditions applied.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I teach my boy how to drive from now on. OK?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57But, Dad, please, no Bruce Springsteen.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00It might make me crash again!
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Hey! Don't diss The Boss!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Ladies.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Oi!- Trust me, I need it.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Ah, the date. Zara was telling me.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- So how was LovelyLally365? - More LoopyLally999.
0:25:18 > 0:25:24You were right. It was her all along.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25She set the whole thing up.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- I knew it! - Go on, mock all you want.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Serves you right for hitting on anything with a pulse.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Hey! She cracked on to me.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Anyway, it's the last time I date a stranger.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- So whose round is it? BOTH:- Yours!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Hi, can I get another?
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Hi. What are you drinking?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55He'll never learn, will he?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00And he's giving her our wine!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05No, thank you, he's paying!
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Doc! The other guy?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Yeah, he's next on my list.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Yeah. Be careful.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27It's Gavin!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29It's my Gavin and his stupid wife!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Tell me about Jack and Immie.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36How do you mean?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39How do they feel about the way you exclude them from your life?