Just Deserts

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0:00:32 > 0:00:34SNORING

0:00:54 > 0:00:56DOOR CLOSES

0:01:09 > 0:01:12HE BUCKLES HIS BELT

0:01:24 > 0:01:27RADIO ON IN THE BACKGROUND Morning!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Hi...morning.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- I had a great time last night. - Me too. Coffee?

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Please. Milk and two sugars.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- You have a lovely place.- Thanks.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Do you have work to get to?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I have some stuff to do around the house first.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- But I have to go in later. - Right. Where's that, then?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- I'm a GP... - No way! Which practice?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58The Mill Health Centre.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, I know it. Wow. A doctor.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Must be quite demanding. - Well, yes, it's pretty full-on.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Yeah. All those hypochondriacs in the waiting room.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Bit like my sister.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Always complaining about one pain or another. HE LAUGHS

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Not like me though. I'm as fit as a butcher's dog, me.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Yes, right...well I must get on.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Of course.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Look, I want to say that I...

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I'm really busy and what with work and...everything,

0:02:33 > 0:02:39- I don't really have the time to...? - Emma. It's fine. I understand.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh, good! Huh, good!

0:02:42 > 0:02:46I'm a bit like you, to be fair, career first.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50But I have to say though, last night was pretty special?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yes, yes, it was.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Anyway...paperwork won't do itself.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59- You're all right if I just go and jump in the shower and...- Course.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01And you're OK to...?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Fine. I'll just finish this.- OK.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Heston! Just the man!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19What's wrong? Missing the Italian sun?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Midlands weather has a relentless quality.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25You're still pining after some stunning signorina?

0:03:25 > 0:03:29If only. There was one lady in Padua.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Olive skin and the most beautiful, tousled ebony hair.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'm sorry to pull you out of your Italian fantasy.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I'm absolutely snowed under today. I need a favour.

0:03:38 > 0:03:43- The answer is no. I have a mountain of paperwork already. - You don't even have any patients.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- THAT is beside the point. - Look, it won't take long.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- I need you to meet a rep from the stationery firm.- Stationery!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Double check the deal she's offering is as good as what

0:03:51 > 0:03:55- it sounds! - There must be someone else. - Her contact details are on there.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- She sounded pretty sharp on the phone, so don't let her... - Angelica Harley?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- What? You know her? - Must be someone else...

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Leave the contract on my desk, will you?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Howard!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Listen, thanks for stepping up. Drinks on me tonight.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oh, God! You're still here.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Really spacious in here, isn't it? Deceptive.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Especially the garden.- Yes.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I was thinking, your patio is so big.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27What's missing is a hot tub.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Honestly, it'd be fantastic, looking over the garden.- I've never really thought about it.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, they're great, trust me. Once you've experienced it.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Yeah.- Imagine, looking out over the stars.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I don't want to be rude, but I really do have to get on,

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- so, if you wouldn't mind... - Oh. Right.

0:04:43 > 0:04:50- Bye then...- Thank you.- I...- No. Goodbye. Bye-bye.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Angelica Harley. I have an appointment with Howard Bellamy.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Oh, yes, you're the rep from... - That's right.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04I'm ever so sorry, Howard sends his apologies,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06he's a bit snowed under today, but not to worry.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- He's got one of the other doctors to...- It IS you!

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Heston!- How lovely to see you!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Angelica's husband and I are old school buddies. How is Bennie?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Oh, you know... - It's been far too long.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yes, it has. I'm sorry, I've been terrible.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Well, I'm no better. Christmas cards maybe once a year.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32So, you've launched yourself back into the world of work again?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Yes and I'm really enjoying it. - Marvellous.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40So, this really is a top-rate deal, you know.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Right. Straight down to business.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Perhaps you'd like a cup of tea in my office?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I have some lovely lemon biscotti I picked up in Verona.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Hi.- Hello. How are you?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Not bad. So what are we doing?

0:06:06 > 0:06:11I have picked up a few leaflets from the Art Centre.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- They have several exhibitions on. - OK.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Maybe you would like to do something else?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Like what?

0:06:18 > 0:06:21I...don't know. A walk? Or...

0:06:21 > 0:06:24I don't mind.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27The park is here. I just thought...

0:06:27 > 0:06:31You choose. I'm easy.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Right. Let us go and see the exhibition.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38And if it is not to your taste, then we can go for a walk.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Sounds good.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45This is your monthly overhead. These are the terms of termination of

0:06:45 > 0:06:48contract if you're not happy, but you will be. And these are the

0:06:48 > 0:06:51accumulating rates, so every completed order entitles

0:06:51 > 0:06:57- The Mill to a greater discount.- I see.- And this...is where you sign.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Sold.- Thank you very much.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05I would hazard a guess that you are their top saleswoman?

0:07:05 > 0:07:09I'm their ONLY saleswoman. It's very much an all boys office.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11How do you cope with all the testosterone?

0:07:11 > 0:07:15By getting out on the road. Every day is different.

0:07:15 > 0:07:21I have to admit, this is not what I imagined.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Me to be doing? No, nor did I.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33Bennie and I, we've...separated. It's sort of a trial thing.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, I'm very sorry, I had no idea.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I moved into a rented place. It's nice.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- I've really enjoyed doing it up. But I needed money.- I see.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48It must be hard.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Sometimes.- If there's anything I can do to help.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Thank you. - No, really, I mean it.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00I sometimes wonder, if Bennie hadn't come along, if...

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm sorry. I'm waffling on.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08No, no. I was going to suggest lunch later.

0:08:08 > 0:08:13- On me. Pleasure not business. - Thank you. That would be nice.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19You can't just sneak in, you know.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- The walk of shame has to be PUBLIC! - Shush!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Come on. I want every gory detail. - About what?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28SHE SCOFFS In late. Rosy cheeks.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Shifty, dreamy look in your eyes.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34All right...I had a nice time.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- How nice?- VERY nice.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41I knew it! You saucy minx! THEY GIGGLE

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Sorry, can you hold the line for a sec, please?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- THEY LAUGH - Am I missing something?

0:08:47 > 0:08:51No. We were just talking about...

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Emma's love life. She's been a naughty girl!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Sorry about that. Where was I?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- SHE SIGHS - You are unbelievable.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Is that what he said last night?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Come on, you were going to tell me all the juicy details.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10No. I definitely wasn't.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- But you are seeing him again, right?- No chance.

0:09:13 > 0:09:19I don't feel very good about this, but it was....just a bit of fun.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- And you told him that? - Loud and clear.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24He was a bit slow on the uptake, but I think he got it.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Eventually. - Not sure he did actually.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28What do you mean?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Unless that's his double, he's just parked up outside.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40It's not exactly five-star, but then we are in Letherbridge.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- I'm sure it'll be fine. - It's the company that counts.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45You ARE lovely.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50Heston, I wanted to ask...it's a bit awkward...

0:09:50 > 0:09:54I was wondering if you'd check up on Bennie for me?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- I'm worried about him.- Right?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I think he's probably gone a bit off the rails, you know?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01One of his colleagues told me

0:10:01 > 0:10:03he had missed most of his lectures this week.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05I'm not sure that I can...

0:10:05 > 0:10:08He drinks in The Bronze Barrel, that awful pub opposite the college.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- And you want me to...?- I just want to know that he's all right.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Set my mind at rest, really.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd be ever so grateful.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21He'll probably be in there about now.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I could maybe drop in before.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Thank you, you are lovely. See you later.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37What are you doing here?!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I thought we understood each other this morning?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Career people, you said! - Yeah! Absolutely.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Don't worry, I'm not a freaky stalker or something.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I was just in the area. Just thought I'd pop in.

0:10:49 > 0:10:55- For what?! - Well...a courtesy call, really.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59I wanted to talk to you about your garden.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02That patio is screaming out for something.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I don't know what you're talking about.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07A hot tub would finish it off perfectly. I can just see it.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- You came here to suggest I buy a hot tub?! - AL AND JIMMI LAUGH

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Cards on the table? Yes.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I have a perfect eye for locations.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18It's definitely given me an edge, sales-wise.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- You...you sell...? - Hot tubs.

0:11:21 > 0:11:27- I'm not interested.- Whoa, whoa. Listen, just hear me out.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31- I want you to leave. Now.- If this reaction is about cost, then I completely understand.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35- Are you not hearing me?!- We have excellent repayment schemes, long term.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38They are proven to add value to the property.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Look, I'm going to be completely honest with you,

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I'm on a commission base only and what with the recession...

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- I want you to leave.- OK.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Look, how about just handing out some of these?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Your colleagues might...

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Bye.- Bye.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09SHE SIGHS

0:12:12 > 0:12:16It's nice to see so many simple toys.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20No batteries, no remotes.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25It's very unusual to see children playing out in the streets nowadays.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29They're usually stuck inside, staring at a screen.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Ah! You had one of those as a child?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41NIAMH GIGGLES MISCHIEVOUSLY

0:12:41 > 0:12:46- Sorry. I know I shouldn't. - How shameless was he?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Actually, I felt a bit sorry for him.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50And here's me thinking last night was all about passion.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52He was kind of passionate!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Only when he was trying to sell me a hot tub!

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Hot tub? Someone say hot tub?

0:12:59 > 0:13:05- Are you going to buy a hot tub? - Yes! No! Maybe.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Always been a dream of mine. - Really?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Mr Hewitt's just arrived. I put him in your office.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19NIAMH LAUGHS

0:13:19 > 0:13:21It's not funny!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23All right, it is a bit funny.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25His face!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh, are you still on for tomorrow? Dinner party at yours?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Yes. I haven't done anything to get that sorted yet...

0:13:33 > 0:13:34What with all the other excitement.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- ..But I will do it today. - Lovely. Who's coming?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Just the doctors, everyone else is busy.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Well, if you need to make up numbers you could always ask Mr Hot Tub!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Thank you.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48RACING ON TV

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Come on, you mangy old nag! Move it!

0:13:58 > 0:14:03No...no! No! 20 to one. What a crock.

0:14:05 > 0:14:10Heston Carter! As I live and breath.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Amici...

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- ..aeternum.- This gentleman is my fellow Hambleton Academian.

0:14:16 > 0:14:21Survivor of the best and worst education that a ridiculous amount of money can buy!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Bennie.- So how the heck are you?

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Very well. Very well.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28- A drink for my old friend, Jim! - Not for me. Thank you.- Go on!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Another for me, would you, Jim!

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Timed it just perfect, old man. You can stand me this one.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Whilst we're on the subject,

0:14:40 > 0:14:44you could see your way clear to lending me a couple of quid on top.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47There we are! Bottoms up!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Perhaps you would like to do something else

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- if this is boring you.- I'm fine.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04- We could walk in the park or... - I said I'm fine.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08I only suggested the museum as a starting point.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09We do not have to stay.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14May I ask you something?

0:15:15 > 0:15:19The crimes...you committed.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24Do you, did you ever have thoughts about children?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26- No! Never!- I'm sorry.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- I'm not like that. I never was! - I just had to ask. I am sorry.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Yeah. Me too.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Enough is enough, Bennie. - It just seems easier in here.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Drinking the day away is not going to help.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50I know I've screwed up, OK? The booze makes me feel better.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- But it doesn't really, does it? - I can't cope without my angel.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57You need to sort yourself out.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Angelica was the best thing I ever had. My rock.

0:16:00 > 0:16:06Now I've lost her, I'm foundering. I love her, Heston.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07HE SOBS Right.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10This is what's going to happen. I'm going to drive you home,

0:16:10 > 0:16:15you will have a shower and you will sober up. HE VOMITS

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Still not boiled.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Right...ooh, while I remember, can you make dinner at mine

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- tomorrow night?- Dunno.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I'm asking everyone. It's a kind of welcome Niamh dinner.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Oh, all right. Only thing is, erm, me

0:16:28 > 0:16:32and Jimmi had this kind of real ale night planned.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Tell you what, we bring the ale, you cook the food.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- So, that's a yes, then? - Real ale and food? Yes, it's a yes.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43What about you two?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Dinner at mine tomorrow night, to welcome Niamh.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Sorry. I can't. I've got a date. - Daniel?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Er, sounds fine.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54I've got to check with the boss, but I don't think we've got anything on.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Great.- What's this?

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Hot tubs?- Oh, yes. - How very '80s.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Prawn cocktails and wife swapping. - Who's getting one?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Excuse me. I've got to get on.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Sorry.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17It was fun at first.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23I'm bored, Heston. Seminars, students, papers, the whole shebang.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27- I really couldn't care less. - So you started drinking?

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Lunch time, mid-morning. Little nip before going in.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Soon creeps up on you.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36You enjoy it, then before you know it, you need it.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- You have to stop. - The job or the booze?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- HE LAUGHS - Joke!

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Angelica, she's put up with so much.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50But the thing with the student, well, that was too much.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- I know that.- You did what?

0:17:52 > 0:17:57Oh, don't look so po-faced! She was perfectly willing.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Anyway, it was just the once.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Well, just the once I was stupid enough to get caught.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Unbelievable. - You always were the most

0:18:04 > 0:18:07insufferable, little prig, weren't you?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10And you were always selfish, and egotistical.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Yeah, I know! Promereo promereor.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Well, just like your precious hammy motto,

0:18:15 > 0:18:18I got what I deserved and I'm so glad you're happy!

0:18:18 > 0:18:21It's Angelica I'm concerned about!

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Of course. That's why you knew where I was.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29- She put you up to this! - It's not like that.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34So what was it like? WHAT is going on?

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Would you like a mint?

0:18:52 > 0:18:54It's an interesting exhibition.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01So, the place you are staying in, what is it like?

0:19:01 > 0:19:07- It's OK.- You can cook there?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- And you are eating well? - What is this, an interview?

0:19:12 > 0:19:19- I didn't come here looking for someone to be my mum.- I am sorry.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22I'm a grown-up. Talk to me like one.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Why EXACTLY are you here?

0:19:30 > 0:19:33And don't spin me any of that friends forever nonsense.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Angelica expressed some concern.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40"Angelica expressed some concern." When did you see her?

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- This morning. At the surgery.- Why?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46You lie to me, Carter, you WILL regret it!

0:19:46 > 0:19:48It was a business call.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- You've always had your dirty little eye on her. - Don't be ridiculous.

0:19:51 > 0:19:56What's ridiculous is you thinking she'd even give you a second glance!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59We're meeting for lunch actually.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- You liar! Where? When?- 2:30. At the Icon Bar.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07What happened to the old school code, hey?

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Stealing the wife of a friend. That's lower than low.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16- I understood you were separated. - Ah, finally, cards on the table!

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Well, I think you'll find my ring is still on her finger.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Remember that pounding I gave you in the lower sixth? On the field?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Pounding? You kicked me between the...

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Still whining about it?! You pathetic little...

0:20:32 > 0:20:38Unless you want some more, you back off my wife! Comprende?

0:20:41 > 0:20:45You don't deserve her! You never did!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Look at this!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- What?- The golliwog.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00No thought or consideration has been put into this at all!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02It's just been put there!

0:21:04 > 0:21:09There's no information or explanation. Nothing!

0:21:09 > 0:21:14- So what? You think it's offensive? - And highly inappropriate.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Just like everything else, isn't it? Old and dusty.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Do you understand the history behind this?- I remember the jam.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26I remember the first time I saw one of these.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29It was in Botswana.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33I was going to church with my father, holding his hand.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37A little white girl came out of a car.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39She had one and she was holding it tight.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Until she saw me.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47And she said, this is you.

0:21:49 > 0:21:54My father was furious, of course I had not got a clue.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59When we went to church, he explained

0:21:59 > 0:22:03that doll represents slavery.

0:22:03 > 0:22:08And no child of mine will ever been seen as slave.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Right.- It's not ancient history.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Don't see there's much you can do about it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Well, we will see about that.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Bennie.- I'm sorry. Heston told me you'd be here.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51He thought we should talk.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54I know I don't have the right to say very much, I know.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57I've been a total fool. I've treated you unforgivably. But...

0:22:57 > 0:22:59I miss you so much. I can't bear being without you.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- And if you'll only come home... - Oh, Bennie.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06I know you deserve better. And I'll try, I promise.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10I love you. I love you so much.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21I expect a prompt reply to my complaint from whoever

0:23:21 > 0:23:24is responsible.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Children are going to see that display!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28What are they meant to think

0:23:28 > 0:23:32when they are given no information about what they are looking at?

0:23:32 > 0:23:36A museum has a duty to educate, as well as entertain!

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Thank you.

0:23:41 > 0:23:46- Did you enjoy your lunch?- Yeah. - I've been meaning to say...

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I'm having a dinner party to welcome Niamh tomorrow night.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Are you free?- Sorry, no.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Oh, really? That's a shame. - Tied up with the CBSO.

0:23:53 > 0:23:58- No wriggle room, not even a...? - Sorry.- Right. OK.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Yes. Will do. Bye.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Heston, how did it go with the rep today?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Professionally? Signed, sealed and delivered.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Ah! Personally? - Unmitigated disaster.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Oh...sorry to hear about that.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16That means I definitely owe you a pint.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I could do with a stiff one myself, after today.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- PHONE VIBRATES - See you later.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Yes, thanks for calling back.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30I noticed the model train set caught your eye.

0:24:30 > 0:24:35Always wanted one. Was on my Christmas list for years.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37And did you get it?

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Eventually. My dad got it for me one year.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Couldn't believe it.

0:24:43 > 0:24:48Then I spilt something at Christmas dinner. A bottle, I think.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52He whacked me, then locked me in my room the rest of the day.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53In the dark.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57Last I saw of the train set. And of Christmas.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Most days were like that.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04I am sorry.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I don't want your sympathy. That's not why I'm telling you.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12I know kids who grew up with a lot worse, but they turned out OK.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19What I did, there's no excuse for.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24We should go.

0:25:32 > 0:25:37I'll just have to chalk her up as the one that got away.

0:25:37 > 0:25:43- Why don't you just go after her? - Sorry?

0:25:43 > 0:25:46If you think she's the one, then what have you got to lose?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49You've either got to put up or shut up, Heston.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Right. That's me. Today is officially...

0:25:53 > 0:25:55..over.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57See you at the bus stop in the morning.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Pro meritis, primea.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Now call Angelica and tell her the truth! Before I do!

0:26:18 > 0:26:23- Thanks for...you know. - No need to thank me.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27I know I've not been very, er... Well, I'm sorry, anyway.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30I enjoyed the exhibition and talking to you.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32If you want to, we could meet again.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Next time, you pick the place.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Goodbye.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Daniel, would you like more wine?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Thank you, Jimmi, that's very kind.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00My colleagues are giving up their evening to spend time with me. How great is that?

0:27:00 > 0:27:01- Very?- Yes!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I need you to come to Emma's dinner party.

0:27:03 > 0:27:04No. Forget about it.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Sorry for the lateness, but we can't come tonight.- What?!

0:27:07 > 0:27:09If it's not too late, and you're not too tired,

0:27:09 > 0:27:11if you'd still like to go on our date?

0:27:11 > 0:27:12No.