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0:00:28 > 0:00:30Why aren't you at college?

0:00:30 > 0:00:32On my way now.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hi-five, Baby Cranson.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Did you get a better night last night?- No...

0:00:36 > 0:00:37but I'm fine.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Are you still kick boxing?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41That and the odd star jump.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Mum says it's normal.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Oi, Connor!- Lucky you!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hey, Dad. I've not seen you in ages. Where have you been?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52All right, Livvy.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Fancy a lift to college, son? I've got some time on my hands.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56No, I'm all right.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Shouldn't you be working?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02I've got some deliveries near the college, as it happens.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04That's some weight you're going to have to lose, kid.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07I phoned your mum this morning. She was telling me about...

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Actually, I will have that lift, thanks.- No problem.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Saves me getting the bus. See you later.- Bye.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Can you drop me off at the doctor's first?- You OK?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Yeah, yeah. Just want to ask them something.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Hey, congratulations on Leeds, son! - Yeah, thanks.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Fantastic news. Really proud of you.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I think it's great you're doing this session.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34You've changed your tune.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I'm being supportive.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40The Churchill needs things like this.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41And I thought you could use these.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44We were just going to give them to charity anyway, weren't we?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- I'm talking breast-feeding, Daniel. Not parenting.- Same thing.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Anyway, I've got comedy breasts and goody bags. What could possibly go wrong?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yes, what could possibly go wrong!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- What happened to "Supportive Daniel"?- You taking those?

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Well... I promised Jade she could try them on if she attended the session.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Don't you dare tell Mandy!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Have you got pens for the white board?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04What? They're bound to have them there.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Now I AM nervous. Will you please just go to work?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10All right, goodbye and good luck. See you later.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Your mum was saying they only take one apprentice a year at this place.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- They had over 1,000 applications. - And you got it!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Yeah, but I had to change my illustrations

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- cos this fashion house has a particular look.- Who's that?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Thanks for the lift. By the way, I haven't told Livvy.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Hang on, I'll just park up and I'll come with you.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- I'm 17, Dad. - I don't get to see much of you, son.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I want to make the most of it.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46That was Chris's favourite club too.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Still no idea how I got home.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50And my ears are still ringing.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Clubbing on a school night?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55He had a long day yesterday. Why not?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, your breath stinks. Have a mint.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- I had a pretty late night myself. - Were you out dancing too?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06No, thanks. No, I wish.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10I've been writing a report for Howard on "Dealing with Difficult Patients".

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I came in earlier this morning to finish it off.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Right, I'd better go and give it to him.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Please take a seat. Dr Granger will be with you soon.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Thanks. - Wow, I didn't recognise you!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Sorry?- Michael. That bar uptown, few months back?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30You had us in stitches.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- I'm not that forgettable, am I? - Actually, I'm new to Letherbridge.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Then you are the spit of this gorgeous woman I met.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Come on, let's sit down, Dad.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Got to be there for your kids, haven't you?- Definitely.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Bye, then.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Emma, hello. - Heston, hello.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57I have a cancellation and I was wondering

0:03:57 > 0:04:00if there was anything - anything at all -

0:04:00 > 0:04:04that you'd like to talk about...as friends?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Um... No, not really.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Unless there's anything, anything at all,

0:04:12 > 0:04:15that you would like to talk about as friends?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- I have a diagnosis. - Oh, intriguing.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24Overly interested in a colleague's social life, working late,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27coming in early so as to avoid being home alone...

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Sound familiar?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I don't know what you're talking about.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38I recognise the symptoms because I have absolutely been there

0:04:38 > 0:04:40and absolutely done that.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47Well, I might be a bit bored at home and Karen isn't helping.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48- Get a life.- Heston!

0:04:48 > 0:04:51What did you enjoy doing before you were married?

0:04:51 > 0:04:52That was a lifetime ago.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56There's a wonderful woodwind ensemble at the Symphony Hall

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- if you'd like to dip a toe in. - No! But thank you.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06All right. Um...dancing?

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Yes.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09But I would need a partner.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Something you could do... independently?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Ah.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Um...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I'll leave you to ponder.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I'm trying to be patient, let her work things out,

0:05:36 > 0:05:38but it's driving me mad, know what I mean?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41No, son, we've got absolutely no idea what you're on about.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45I just want us to be grown-up, start making some decisions together.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I get it. You want to have sex,

0:05:47 > 0:05:50but Livvy about to drop is a bit of a turn-off.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53What? No. Can you wait outside, Dad? I'm trying to talk to Dr Granger.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55I've got a lot of knowledge about this.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- If it's about position... - Mr Cranson, would you mind stepping outside?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Please. Give us a few minutes, yeah?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Thank you.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10So, let's start from the beginning. You are Olivia's boyfriend?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Yeah, we're having a baby in a month.- I know - she's my patient. Congratulations.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Thanks. Yeah. I'm pleased.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Hobbies.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Right. Ooh, baking. No.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Flower arranging. No. Piano, no.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Origami - I don't think so.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Embroidery, model trains.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Collecting pottery pigs?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Knitting, no.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Poetry, no.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh. Yoga.

0:06:47 > 0:06:52Yoga, yoga. Physical, mental and spiritual wellbeing...

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Mm.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57OK.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00She's not taking it seriously.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Do you mean the birth itself or becoming a mother?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05All of it. She shares a room with her sisters

0:07:05 > 0:07:07and that's where the cot's going to be. It's not right.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Plus they're always coughing and sneezing -

0:07:09 > 0:07:12there's going to be germs everywhere, let alone the smoking!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Livvy doesn't smoke? - No, but her mum and dad do. The place stinks of fags.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Livvy needs to be breathing clean air.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21So I was hoping you'd have a word.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- And say? - Get her to move in with me.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27She'd listen to you, you're her doctor.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28You could lay down the law.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Why don't you try encouraging her to think about when the baby's born?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34The best thing is to move in with me.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Surely where she lives is her choice, isn't it?- Yeah, I suppose.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Have you read any parenting books?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I've got a load I don't need any more.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45If you pop back later, I can go and get them for you.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Serious? Thanks, Dr Granger. Appreciate it.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I also happen to know there's a breast-feeding session

0:07:51 > 0:07:54on at the Churchill Community Centre today.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Livvy should definitely breast-feed. My mum says it's way better than bottles.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Then why don't you suggest it? Try and encourage her.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Couple of thousand applied, you know.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07And here he is my son, the designer!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oi, where you going?

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Just got to tell Livvy something.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I'll pick you up from there, yeah?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Any chance of getting your number?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Ugh! When was this room last used?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27And those chairs, I asked for them to be set in a semicircle

0:08:27 > 0:08:29so you're going to have to organise that.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32And the hire charge includes... Excuse me!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35The hire charge includes refreshments

0:08:35 > 0:08:37so if you could organise some teenage-friendly snacks

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- for about two o'clock, that would be great.- Yes, sure.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42The chairs.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Morning, Mr Hanley.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50I thought you were going to college?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52In a bit. Are you OK?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54I'm fine, Connor.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Listen, there's a breast-feeding advice at the community centre today.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Breast-feeding? Ugh!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02It's the best form of nutrition, Liv. Plus it's free

0:09:02 > 0:09:03and we're going to be broke.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06We've got to think practical. Think for the future.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Mum'll help. She'll have to - I'm going to be useless.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You're not going to be useless! You're going to be amazing.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Plus I can always help at night.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18How many times, Connor? I'm not moving in with you.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20It makes sense, you know it does.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23You've got exams. You need your sleep!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Me and this little kick boxer would wreck everything.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- You wouldn't wreck anything. - Come on then, mate.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Chop, chop. I've got deliveries to do. Customers waiting.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Your customers are always waiting.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Great about Leeds, isn't it?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Leeds?- Dad.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Our Connor's apprenticeship. I'm as proud as punch.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45You got an interview in Leeds?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48He's got the job, love. Starts September.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I thought you said you'd work up the markets with your dad.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52I was going to but then this came up.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54When were you going to tell me?!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Less of that, girl. He's got talent - be proud.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58My nan lives up there and she's got a spare room.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Me, you and the baby, we could go up there. - You want us to go to Leeds?!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06You tell ME to be more practical then you come up with this?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Livvy!- Leave her.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12If she doesn't want to go to Leeds...

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Listen, don't waste your talent cos some girlie can't keep her legs closed.- What?!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- She's running rings round you. - I can't believe you just said that!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Let's get you to college. - I'm getting the bus.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Don't be stupid.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25You know I'm stressed about all this and then you go and say that!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Come on, we can talk about it on the way.- Get lost.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28You need to man up a bit!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Connor, get back here!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, is the kettle boiled?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48My throat is sore from shouting.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Mrs and Mrs Rust forgot their hearing aids again.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, you!

0:10:53 > 0:10:57It's the least I can do after the tutorial you gave me the other night.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59You sure I can't give you something for that?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03You already paid me in my favourite currency, which is the pizza.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Caffeine, I need caffeine.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Cheers, thank you.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Great. Yes, well, I'll look forward to it.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18OK, thank you.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Bye-bye.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23I have just booked myself

0:11:23 > 0:11:26on to a yoga retreat in the middle of nowhere.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Sounds like hell.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30I've never understood the point of yoga.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Oh, it's wonderful! Just so peaceful and refreshing.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- I didn't know you were into yoga. - I'm always on about it!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Are you?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41An ex of mine used to go on about the Sun Salutation -

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- that's yoga, isn't it? - Well, obviously.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Yes, it's very good for stress.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I'm stressed at the moment, aren't you?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Always. Can you show us some, Emma?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Yeah, show us the Sun Salutation. I've always wondered how you do it.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58I would. But I've got paperwork coming out of my ears.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00How about lunchtime?

0:12:00 > 0:12:01That would be great.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Yes, OK. Well...

0:12:05 > 0:12:06is that coffee?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Yes.- Thanks.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Can't wait.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Sun Salutation.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Oh, really?

0:12:57 > 0:13:02- Hey, Liv! Haven't seen you in ages.- Hiya.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Sorry. I'm fuming, me.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Where's the gorgeous Connor? He'll sort it.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- He sorts everything. - Connor's the problem.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11He is not the problem, hon - believe me!

0:13:11 > 0:13:12We'd kill for a Connor.

0:13:12 > 0:13:17He's being a complete idiot. What are you lot up to?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Just discussing how much we love shoes.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23In there, there's a posh doctor who'll let us

0:13:23 > 0:13:27try on her 500 quid shoes if we let her bang on about breast-feeding.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32Oh, I heard about this. Breast-feeding, though - turns your stomach!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I know, but we love shoes.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37We could have a laugh.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39We could have a real laugh.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Hello. Good to see you! Take a seat.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50I'm Dr Carmichael. I don't know any of your names.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51I know Jade, obviously.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56I'm Livvy. That's Sasha, Demi, Tara, Megan.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- We can't stay long, Miss.- Don't call me Miss. This isn't school.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Are those the shoes, Miss? - Let's see them.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04OK, the shoes are not coming out until later.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07For now, take a seat, and let's talk breast-feeding.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Now, the first thing we're going to do is a quick little exercise.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13We're going to think of all the words that we use for breasts.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15So, who's going to start?

0:14:17 > 0:14:23OK. Well, I'll start then, there's boobs, obviously. And boobies.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Any other thoughts?

0:14:26 > 0:14:30OK. I'll go. Knockers. Hooters.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32GIGGLING

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Anybody brave enough yet? How about you?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Um...bazookas.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39I'm sorry?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Bazookas.- Bazookas!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46very good. You.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Funbags. - Funbags, that is very good.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Pinky and Perky.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Pinky and...Perky. Really? OK.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58What about you. Livvy?

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Mine are juicy.- Honk, honk!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05That's not really a word we would use!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Mine are squidgy, Miss.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- I'm looking more for... - Mine are pneumatic.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Miss? Jade's not being sensible, Miss - she's getting on my funbags.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15LAUGHTER

0:15:15 > 0:15:18OK.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Oh, OK.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Hi. Hope I'm not interrupting.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32- ZARA:- 'What do you want?'

0:15:32 > 0:15:35The parenting books that were on the table - where are they?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I've got them here. Although why I bothered...

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Sounds like you've got a roomful.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yes, I have a roomful.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44You were worried no-one was going to show up.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Is one of them called Livvy?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I told her boyfriend to mention it to her.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Well, thank you for that. Livvy is only marginally worse than Jade.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- And Jade is an absolute nightmare. - Shoes!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56DIALLING TONE

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Zara?

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Typical.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Shoes, shoes, shoes! - All right, enough. QUIET!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Ladies, please sit down again.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09I would like us now to think about our own boobs.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Tell me something you like about yours, Jade.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- I hate mine.- Me too.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18What? All of you?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Lads round here watch some stupid porno films

0:16:20 > 0:16:22and think we should be like a triple Z.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Mine are big now, but they'll probably shrink.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28If you breast-feed, they'll stay fuller for a while.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Till they bounce off the floor. Ugh!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35The sagging breast thing is a myth. We've gone over this!

0:16:35 > 0:16:40Look at my breasts. Honestly, look at my breasts.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41I breast-fed my son.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Do you see any sagging, do you see any disfigurement?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49No, you do not!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Dr Carmichael - nice bazookas!

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Sorry.

0:17:01 > 0:17:07Connor! Sorry, it turns out those books are at the community centre with my partner. I'm sorry.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- You OK?- Not really.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12What's happened?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Dad told Livvy about Leeds. - Leeds?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18I've got an apprenticeship at a fashion house up there.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Sounds great.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Designing, illustrating, choosing fabrics - it's what I'm good at.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and it starts in September.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29I can't postpone it. I've tried.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33The thing is my nan lives up there - me, Livvy,

0:17:33 > 0:17:36and the baby, we could stop with her.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38We could make it work.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42It's just...she won't even listen to me.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Dad blabbed and now she stormed off.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46You hadn't told her?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49I didn't want her stressing. It's bad for the baby.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52But we'd be all right up there.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Even if we were broke, we'd still love each other.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57She's going to need a lot of support,

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Connor, and you're going to be at work.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I just thought if she moved in with me now,

0:18:01 > 0:18:04then Leeds wouldn't be that bad.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07But if we stay here, she's never going to listen to me.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10How can we be proper parents, if what I think counts for nothing?

0:18:10 > 0:18:14It's a big decision. So my best advice would be to talk to her.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16By the way, she's at the community centre.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Learning about breast-feeding. - I didn't think she was going to do that.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Well, she's there. See you.

0:18:26 > 0:18:33So first of all, deep breath in... and we drop forward.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- This is really excellent. - Emma's going to a yoga retreat.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- That is just what the doctor ordered.- What now?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Um. I think it's a...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43What now?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45It's a slow lunge forward,

0:18:45 > 0:18:49then it's right leg up.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52No, sorry, left.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Isn't breathing important?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Yes, it is. Breathe, Niamh.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Good, now deep breath in.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02As we go down into the press up

0:19:03 > 0:19:05And up.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Can I breathe out now? - Yes, breathe out.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- There you go. - Then back into the dock!

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Oh!- Then right leg, left hand.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Is it?

0:19:22 > 0:19:26- How not to do yoga.- For goodness' sake!- Give it here!- Cheese!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I've called this one Celebrity Titbits.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31This might be fun.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34So we can see celebrities breast-feeding.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Sorry, can I speak to Livvy, please?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38No, you can't.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42- We're talking about breast-feeding, Connor. It's not for boys.- Why not?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44If it's about breast-feeding, then it's about babies.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48And I'm having a baby soon. We're having a baby soon.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Let him stay, Miss. - I'm not leaving till we've talked.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Get lost, Connor.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Celebrities breast-feeding.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58You'll find pictures of Kim Kardashian, Gwen Stefani,

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Angelina Jolie.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03And finally I've got some goody bags for you.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07But first tell me you know more about breast-feeding.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10We know everything now.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Good. And you'll consider breast-feeding yourselves?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I still think it's disgusting, no matter what you say.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Why do I bother? - How is it disgusting, Jade?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21It's an incredible thing to feed your baby yourself.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22My mum fed me.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24None of our mums breast-fed us, and we're all right.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26But you know better than them.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28My mum brought me up fine, thank you, Connor.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30If I followed everything my dad did,

0:20:30 > 0:20:32I'd have dumped Livvy as soon as she got pregnant.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35We're going to be parents ourselves soon.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39- It's about time we start making our own minds up about stuff. - Absolutely.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Look at the plus points - immune system, nutrition,

0:20:43 > 0:20:46less breast cancer but all you lot can think about is saggy boobs!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Which isn't true, anyway.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I didn't think you lot were that shallow.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Sorry.- Don't apologise! I could've done with you sooner.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Connor.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Who's this?!- Sorry.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Right. Goody bags.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Why the hell are you here?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Your mum phoned and gave me a right earful.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- She shouldn't have told you where I was. - She's worried about you. So am I.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18Yeah?! Don't make me laugh.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21I'm sorry about what I said.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Oh, thanks(!) Bye, then.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26It's just you've got a real chance with this Leeds thing, son.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28If you want to talk about it, I'm right here.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Why would I talk to you? You completely messed things up with me and Livvy this morning.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- You need protecting, son. - Protecting?!

0:21:34 > 0:21:37You can't see it. your mum can't see it. But I can.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39What are you on about?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I'm sorry, son, but you're a soft touch.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44She got herself knocked up cos she knew you'd come running.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- We're having a baby! - She's having the baby.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49You've done your bit.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52She could've got rid of it, yeah? But she didn't.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Go back to the pub, Dad. - Livvy's made her choice.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59But you've got other choices, Connor - you've got Leeds.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Not some crap market job.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04You've got a proper future, one that you've worked hard for.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Cos you've got something in you, son - a talent, a gift - I don't know.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13But you can't waste it in a dump like this.

0:22:13 > 0:22:14What, like you have?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Yeah, like me.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18You want me to make a choice?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20OK, this is my choice - I don't want to see you again, ever.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Connor, you don't mean... - I don't give a toss what you think.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27I just want to be a good dad and there's nothing you can teach me about that.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30And by the way, that "it" we could've got rid of - that's your grandchild.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36The chocolate chip muffin is to remind us that we

0:22:36 > 0:22:40all need some pampering, especially new mums.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Livvy, go and talk to Connor. He's really upset. - That's not my fault!

0:22:44 > 0:22:48- You don't know what you've got there. - It's not all about looks, you know.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52He cares about you, Livvy - he cares about you and that baby.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Not everyone's so lucky, you know.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15You OK? Where's your coat?

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Connor, please. You've got to stop fussing.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Sorry.- You're taking over all the time - it's doing my head in.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27- I just want to make sure you're OK. - You never stop!

0:23:28 > 0:23:30But it's down to me.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32How do you mean?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Tell me.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37I should've used something. I was drunk.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40We were both drunk!

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I have got a brain in my head, you know.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47We were both idiots. But I don't care,

0:23:47 > 0:23:52cos this baby is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Yeah? - Apart from you.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00You're supposed to say you feel the same.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- You know I do.- So why do you want to drag us up to Leeds, then?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06It's scary enough having a baby,

0:24:06 > 0:24:09let alone being stuck miles away from everyone you know.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10I know, it was a rubbish idea.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14No...but it's rubbish timing.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Have you asked about doing it next year instead?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20It's this year or nothing. But it don't matter, Liv.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23I'll just get a job up the markets, it's no problem.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27So you're not moving in?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30When your exams are done, I'll move in.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Your dad is actually right about one thing, you know.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36You are really talented.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39If you got picked for the Leeds thing,

0:24:39 > 0:24:42well - there's going to be other chances, yeah?

0:24:43 > 0:24:48- Yeah, maybe.- Definitely. You'll get another break, I know you will.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51And then you can really go for it, OK?

0:24:56 > 0:24:57GIRLS WHOOP

0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Delete it! Give it to me. - Hand it over, Kevin, or so help me God!

0:25:04 > 0:25:08OK, here's the deal. I'll delete it if Emma admits she knows nothing about yoga.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- She's being doing it for years! - Emma?

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- All right. - Thank you. Video deleted.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23I did do a class. But it was years ago.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26But you're going on a yoga retreat. If you don't like it...

0:25:26 > 0:25:28I do like it, I really do.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32I just don't know much about it. I'm sorry.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Cup of tea?- Shut up!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37- Here you go. - Is that Mr Carmichael?

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Thanks, Dr Granger.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41You're welcome.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Not you too! - Worth a try.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Bye, girls!- See you, then.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Hey, did you notice - still no fags?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- I officially quit. - Good for you.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I'm going to be the best mum on this estate.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58You're going to be wonderful. Bye, Jade.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01I told you you could do it.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05I didn't even need to bring out the shoes.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09You are joking me! They've taken them! Those bloody girls!

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Um, Zara, who's that?

0:26:12 > 0:26:15That is it. Come back here! Come back immediately! You ridiculous woman!

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Take those shoes off at once and give them back to me.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24She's taken my bag!

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Bend the right knee...- Oh!

0:26:26 > 0:26:28How come you're not in school?

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Don't you start. Mum's always on at me.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32You've every right to ask about my past.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35I do not think I can continue to befriend you.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I did it. I took that woman's bag.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39I'm pleading guilty.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- You're doing fine, Emma - just breathe.- Oh!