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0:00:37 > 0:00:38My son's new life!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42I'd be booking flights now if I was related.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Careful, or I'll have to print out all my photos of Joe.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48No need. You can go home to the real thing.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51I've got all that to look forward to, haven't I? Flying the nest.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Plenty of time. Just enjoy it while it lasts.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Thanks for your advice yesterday.- Hm?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- That patient, I followed up. - Oh, progress?

0:01:04 > 0:01:05A good outcome,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08but it didn't cut much ice with Captain Bean-Counter

0:01:08 > 0:01:10and his stopwatch.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Morning, morning. First day of official home visits!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- You'll be fine. Just keep it moving.- Aye-aye, Cap'n!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19SHE LAUGHS

0:01:21 > 0:01:24THEY GIGGLE

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Ah.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30LAUGHTER

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I, er...

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I thought we could do something,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39you know, make a day of it.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43THEY LAUGH LOUDLY

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Go on! Park your bum!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50How about breakfast? Full English.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56No, we're sorted!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16PHONE RINGS

0:02:23 > 0:02:26PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

0:02:49 > 0:02:51So, how are you keeping?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Keeping what, dear?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- I mean...- Got you!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yes, you did.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'm sorry, dear. You being new, I couldn't resist.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02And I fell for it, like an eejit,

0:03:02 > 0:03:04but I'm on a mission.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06It's important that we check in,

0:03:06 > 0:03:10especially with those who can't come to us, to make sure we're

0:03:10 > 0:03:12managing your condition properly, and you're coping.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I feel fine, dear!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Since they took me off the hard stuff.- The chemo?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Yes, it's a relief it's all over, really.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I feel fit as a fiddle now!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26And I can get on with things again.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Yeah. I see you're a bit of a silver surfer!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Or is it computer games you're into?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33No, that's Ed's. My grandson.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35He's living here while he's going to college,

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- helping out around the place. - Ah, that's good.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47So, is there anything I can do for you?

0:03:47 > 0:03:51No, happy as Larry, thank you, dear.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Well, I'm sure you're itching to get back to mowing down zombies.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01But, that's a message from my boss, telling staff to make sure

0:04:01 > 0:04:04we spend all the time they need with their patients.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07How about I put the kettle on?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Take a seat. Haven't seen you for a while.- No.- How are things?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Well, er...- And your son?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Sorry?- I seem to remember last time you were here that you were very

0:04:22 > 0:04:25excited about him coming home from somewhere abroad.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30Africa, yes, er...well, no. He had to go again.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- OK. So, what can we do for you today?- Sleeping tablets.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Sorry, erm...well, I'm not, and...

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- ..and I'm finding it very hard. - How long has this been going on?

0:04:43 > 0:04:4612 days. About.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'm...I'm losing track.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52And did something in particular happen, 12 days ago,

0:04:52 > 0:04:53to start the ball rolling?

0:04:53 > 0:04:58No, er... I don't know.

0:04:58 > 0:05:03It's just getting worse and worse, and I can't function.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05I can't work!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07It can be very hard, coping with insomnia.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11We can write you a fit note for work, that's no problem.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13But we do try not to give out sleeping tablets

0:05:13 > 0:05:15as a first course of action...

0:05:15 > 0:05:21without looking at the root causes, which are very often stress-related.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23If we're going through a hard time,

0:05:23 > 0:05:28whether it be from work, or relationships?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Children leaving home? - No! It's not.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I just need...

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- I have to go.- Mrs Franks!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04The world always looks better after a good strong cup of tea,

0:06:04 > 0:06:06as my Nana used to say.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Although she used to put a drop of whiskey in hers,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10so that might have helped.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12How are you getting on with your medication?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Well, it's all part of the process, isn't it?

0:06:16 > 0:06:20It gets worse as time goes on.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24To a point, but it's a very non-aggressive form you have,

0:06:24 > 0:06:26so there might be a bit of headroom with the morphine dosage

0:06:26 > 0:06:28if it's not doing the job anymore.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Well, I wouldn't say it's not doing the job, just...

0:06:30 > 0:06:33not as well, since they changed it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Changed it?- Yes, the shape.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39After they went from cigars to flying saucers,

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- they weren't as good!- Oh!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Whose is all this?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54You're not coming to watch the film?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57You should see what Jackie Chan does with a table saw. He's mad.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I can imagine!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Only I'm a bit tied up at the moment.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03The place is a complete pigsty.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06There's orange juice all over the fridge, and as far as the laundry's

0:07:06 > 0:07:10concerned, everyone's expecting me to play mum - including your mum!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13All right, we'll all pitch in when the film's finished.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16And, we're re-bonding. I thought that's what we all wanted?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Yes, I know that, but I didn't expect to be stuck in here all week

0:07:19 > 0:07:24keeping the wheels on, while you're all cosied up in there...

0:07:24 > 0:07:25having a laugh.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31HE SIGHS

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Oi!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Oi! You can't hide him in there forever.- He's not here!

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Yeah, right!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- HE BANGS ON THE DOOR - Come on out, little piggy!

0:07:51 > 0:07:52I'll huff and I'll puff!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55SHE CRIES

0:07:59 > 0:08:01PHONE RINGS

0:08:05 > 0:08:07DEAD LINE TONE

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Have you heard from Niamh?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Mrs Tembe's had a couple of calls saying she hasn't turned up.- No.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well, if she decides to call the mothership,

0:08:15 > 0:08:18tell her to pull her finger out. She might listen to you.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21We can't have doctors swanning off for hours.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Going to look good, eh?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31What do you reckon on Poppy? Or Daisy?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Can't go wrong with flowers. - Yeah.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39I was going to go and get my head down for a bit.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You shouldn't let it get to you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Shouldn't let 'em live near normal people, should they?

0:08:48 > 0:08:49It's out of order.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59These will take the edge off.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02And the chemist will be delivering directly to you from now on.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05They'll bring you more before those run out.

0:09:06 > 0:09:12Actually, they mentioned that Ed was in this morning.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Oh, yes, he drops in on his way to college to collect them.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18And he lives with you full time, does he?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yes. I know what you're thinking -

0:09:20 > 0:09:22"Poor boy, living with some old battleaxe!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24"How does he put up with it?"

0:09:24 > 0:09:27But he gets something out of it, too.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29There were problems, at home.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32His mam wasn't around much, and he got a bit wild.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Boys will be boys, that kind of thing?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Yes, nothing too serious.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Just enough to catch the eye of the police, give him a scare.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44But he's turned himself around now, with college.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46And he helps you out a lot?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh yes, he's ever so good to me.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- With your medication? - Yes, my eyesight's not what it was.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Puts them all into the dispenser for me.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh, we have lovely chats.

0:09:57 > 0:10:03In some ways, he's an old head on young shoulders.

0:10:03 > 0:10:09Actually, he's the only one bothered talking to me about "the end"

0:10:09 > 0:10:11and how I feel about it.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Isn't that something?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Hello, Mrs Franks? It's Dr Granger.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36I've come by to see if everything is OK.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48SHE SOBS

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Come on, let's go through to the kitchen.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Ah, sweet.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Jack said you were holed up in here, doing washing. Can I do some?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Be my guest.- Cheers, Dad!

0:11:13 > 0:11:17I was so happy...to have him home.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21It was like...a second chance.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25To be his mother again.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26My David.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31My son, the success.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36The qualified architect, carving a career for himself.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Still got time to do his community work,

0:11:40 > 0:11:43mentoring...young people.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Children.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50His volunteer work in Africa.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53And I was just...

0:11:55 > 0:11:57..so glad to be part of his life again.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Helping him re-settle here.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Telling me stories of his great adventure.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11He found himself a new girlfriend - Megan.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15And I...

0:12:15 > 0:12:18I found myself dreaming about grandchildren.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22So, so stupid!

0:12:22 > 0:12:23No.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Even Megan...she could...

0:12:31 > 0:12:33she could see there was something.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Worried about her little girl.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39So she went...

0:12:40 > 0:12:46..and the police, they told her about his previous convictions.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48The ones he'd already served time for

0:12:48 > 0:12:50when he told me he was in Africa.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58And I...still couldn't believe.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Even when he...

0:13:04 > 0:13:08..the words, coming out of his mouth. It was like a dream.

0:13:12 > 0:13:17But it was... It was everything else that was the dream.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20And I...

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I was just the last to see it.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31She woke me up.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Been kicking like a maniac! Feel.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Scumbag isn't even bothering to hide!- Cal, what? Cal?!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I couldn't break it.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42Even now.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Knowing what I wish I didn't.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50I still can't see it.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52How could I not see it?

0:13:53 > 0:13:54If I had...

0:13:56 > 0:13:57..someone, somewhere else

0:13:57 > 0:14:00wouldn't be looking at a picture of their damaged child.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02We do the best we can, don't we?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04As parents, that's all we can do.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08And hope that it's enough. Once they're adults...

0:14:08 > 0:14:10How do I know it started then?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13What if he did something earlier?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16What I did to make him that way.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20His father died when he was a baby.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22There's no-one else to blame.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27It was me who made him his first fancy dress outfit

0:14:27 > 0:14:28out of fur and glitter.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Took him to scouts, every Thursday.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Held him until he fell asleep after he'd had a bad dream.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Whatever he did, he's my David.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Where is he?!- OK.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Nan?- Oh, Ed! Come in!

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Got your shopping!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56And those biscuits you like. My treat.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Oh, thank you, dear. This is my lovely new doctor.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Been taking ever such good care of me.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04The power of tea and chat, mostly.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Your grandmother's told me a lot about you.- Yeah?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, Ed, did you get my prescription?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12The doctor wanted to look at the pack.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13No...

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I haven't got it ready yet.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'll go and put the shopping away.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18PHONE BEEPS

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Just my hourly reminder to make more tea! Nothing important.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Where is he?- You need to leave.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Eh?!- I told you, he's not here!

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- You're lying! - Right now, or I call the police.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37No! Please!

0:15:39 > 0:15:42You are lying. Tell me where you're hiding him!

0:15:42 > 0:15:43I'm not lying!

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Get your hands off me! You don't touch me!

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Then you calm down. - And don't tell me to calm down!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- You tell me where he is! - I told...

0:15:51 > 0:15:53I told him to get out.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55There you go. Now leave!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I told him yesterday. I didn't want to see him again.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Yeah, right!

0:16:00 > 0:16:01No! Please!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Yeah? I thought you never wanted to see him again?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Please! It's all I have.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10He's my... He's my son!

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I can't just stop!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15What? Stop him...having his fun?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- I didn't know.- I know you didn't.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- I didn't know.- How could you not? You're his mother!

0:16:21 > 0:16:24OK! This stops, right now. She is not responsible

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- and people like you don't help. - "People like me"?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- You don't even know me, or David. - I don't need to!

0:16:30 > 0:16:34People like me know people like him, yeah?

0:16:34 > 0:16:35What they do, yeah?

0:16:35 > 0:16:39And little kids, done nothing to no-one, getting hurt, over and over,

0:16:39 > 0:16:42while Mum just turns the telly up louder in the other room!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44So you don't tell me what I know!

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Cal?

0:16:49 > 0:16:50I'm not having it!

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Oh, I'm as dry as a camel's armpit.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Yay! Stick the kettle on, Dad.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05I know where I'd like to stick it,

0:17:05 > 0:17:07but I'm a bit busy right now.

0:17:07 > 0:17:12Dad! Come on! We're supposed to be spending some, you know, family time.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Fam...fam...family time?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18I have, haven't I? Have I? Yes. I have.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23All morning I've been running around after three oversized kids while

0:17:23 > 0:17:27you've been in here, watching some bloke break furniture in Chinese.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I've made arrests that have been more fun than this.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33So...

0:17:33 > 0:17:35I am now going for some "me time".

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Come on, Dad.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Have I missed something?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41He thinks he's been saddled with all the dirty work.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43What dirty work?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51What's it mean? The...?

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Oh.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55"They tried to get me. I got them first."

0:17:55 > 0:17:57That a philosophy of life, is it?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Looked good in the catalogue!

0:18:00 > 0:18:04She's doing pretty well, your grandmother. All things considered.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08The pain she's in.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12It's a bit of a mystery, that. The medication suddenly not working.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16The weird thing is, they don't look like what was prescribed.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22In fact, I'd lay good money on them being supermarket vitamins.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23You having some?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29She thinks the world of you, you know.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- I'm sure you think the same of her. - Yeah.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46It rang, dear. Howard.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48What's going on?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Cal?- Leave me alone!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55You have to talk to me. Tell me what's going on.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I said leave me alone! For good!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59It's over!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02What? No! We need you.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05I don't want you! I don't want to be anywhere near you

0:19:05 > 0:19:10- or the baby! Just leave me alone! - No, Cal!

0:19:11 > 0:19:15- What is it?- Come on. - Should I call an ambulance?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17No, it could just be Braxton Hicks or a twinge.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Let's get you sitting down. You OK?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- I'm fine, you go on.- Sure?

0:19:22 > 0:19:26All right. Just slowly breathe, slowly, that's it.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Oh, he did all this while we were...?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Slobbing out. Yeah.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36And he did all the laundry.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Well, nearly all of it.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40He's even done my smalls.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I thought blokes hated all that sort of stuff?

0:19:42 > 0:19:46They do usually. I think he's just...trying.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Right, then.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55She never said!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57She shouldn't have to! They're her pills!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00They're supposed to keep her from unnecessary pain.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03You never said. You never complain, Gran.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Could you not see?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Gran... Gran, I'm sorry.

0:20:09 > 0:20:14Just please say something. You know I'd never...

0:20:14 > 0:20:18I hate the thought of anyone suffering, yeah?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Least of all you.- Shame you didn't let that stop you.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24- I couldn't see a way out! - You could have told someone.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28I couldn't. I thought they were my mates first off.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31By the time I realised that they were only after Nan's pills,

0:20:31 > 0:20:35they were just on me. At college, waiting outside the chemist.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Always on my back.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Saying they'd do me over if I didn't.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I didn't know what else to do, Nan.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Who's in this gang of morons, anyway?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47It's not really a gang, just lads.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Well, whoever they are, they have your grandmother's medication,

0:20:50 > 0:20:52so perhaps it's time we involved the police.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- I'm old, dear.- That doesn't mean...

0:20:54 > 0:20:58I get easily confused, especially with my eyesight.

0:20:58 > 0:21:04So it's not going to surprise anyone if I manage to mix up my pills.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07So, there's nothing to tell the police, is there?

0:21:07 > 0:21:10And I certainly couldn't testify to anything.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14The truth is, I'm lucky to have him here.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I'd say you're the lucky one.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Do you know how serious this is?

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- These are dangerous drugs. - I know. I know they are.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26What if your mates come back looking for more?

0:21:26 > 0:21:29No, no. They won't. Nan, I promise.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33I've told them, it's enough. The end.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36If he says it's finished, then it's finished.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Yeah. It's game over.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Zo?- She's not here.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04I thought there'd be something.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Some sign of what he was.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Yeah.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Something I missed.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14But it could be anyone's bedroom.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Mine.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21She was right. To go.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25They're better off...away.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29No, she had pains. She's in the kitchen, with the doctor.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- She needs you.- No. She doesn't.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37You know...

0:22:39 > 0:22:42..a lot of...them...

0:22:43 > 0:22:45..were hurt themselves. Damaged.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51It leaves its mark, doesn't it? It's like a stain

0:22:51 > 0:22:53on everything you touch.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Maybe my dad...

0:22:58 > 0:23:02"Sins of the father," they say, don't they?

0:23:02 > 0:23:03I can't risk it.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06That has to mean something.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10That you'd do anything to protect your child.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14You'll be a good father.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19I'm sorry.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30KNOCK ON DOOR

0:23:30 > 0:23:33We're off out, if you fancy it?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36No, you're all right, thanks.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh! Go on, it'll be a laugh!

0:23:38 > 0:23:39He doesn't even want to go!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Ow! How are you supposed to hold this thing?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Shut up! Come on. We're going.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Even got me fisherman's socks on.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53You don't have any fisherman's socks.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55No, but you have. Had.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56And look, we've made a picnic.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Pork pies, sarnies, flask of tea.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- You don't like fishing.- Got maggots.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Go on, you have them.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Come on. Get your tackle.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32It's not your fault, you know, any of it.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38That was the last one!

0:24:38 > 0:24:40You scarfed that whole pie!

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Could get used to this.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Yeah? But why would you want to?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49What?! You can get to like something, can't you?

0:24:51 > 0:24:55- We going to catch anything this time?- Well, you never know.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57But that's the beauty of it.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01I am working on it though.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Hi.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18No. No, I just called to see what you two are up to.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I'll be back next week to check on her, so I'll see you then.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Yeah. Thanks for looking out for her. And me.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Stay out of trouble, yeah?

0:25:32 > 0:25:33PHONE RINGS

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Whereas I have an acute case of...

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Howard!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40'Totally irresponsible!'

0:25:40 > 0:25:44No, no-one's wimping out, you got me? We're doing it.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Clock's already ticking.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53It's a lovely day and there's a big wide world out there

0:25:53 > 0:25:55if you'd just take a look occasionally.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58They're chalk and cheese, they'd never be friends.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01They live in different towns, they go to different schools...

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Are you saying what I think you're saying?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05No! Yes.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07I want you to hack into their group.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Right, I've got everything we need.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11So, let's get this party started!