A Day in the Life

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0:00:26 > 0:00:31MUSIC: "Monsters" by Eminem ft. Rihanna

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Ryan? Ryan?

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- You're going to be late for school. - It's a study day.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05That doesn't mean being on your computer all day.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07COMPUTER BEEPS

0:01:07 > 0:01:10And, Ryan, open the curtains for once.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13It's a lovely day. There's a big wide world out there

0:01:13 > 0:01:18if you just take a look occasionally. COMPUTER BEEPS

0:01:25 > 0:01:27COMPUTER BEEPS

0:01:41 > 0:01:46Turns out he'd been taking his nan's medication and swapping it with vitamin pills.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- No wonder she was in so much pain. - So you reported him?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Tell me you reported him.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55He was being bullied by a gang of boys at school.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00He saw you coming. You and your bleeding heart.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01I felt sorry for him.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Is that the norm for teenage boys nowadays?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Stealing their gran's medication and faking cancer?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I blame technology.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13There's nothing wrong with being a geek. This is the 21st century.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15You give us a generation and we will rule the world.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Give it another few generations and you'll be extinct due to lack of sex.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Kids should be outside.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Kicking a ball, running around.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27My mother made us go outside every day.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31And my father would have gone through us if we'd come home with a tattoo.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41# Ground control to Major Tom

0:02:43 > 0:02:44# Ground con... #

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Libby's grandson had a tattoo on his arm.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51It's been bugging me why it was familiar.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56And it's because it's pinned up in Ryan's room

0:02:56 > 0:02:59"They tried to get me. I got them first."

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Is that a quote from a song? - Maybe.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09- What's that?- Nothing.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11So I can have a look, then?

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Just some mates coming round. That all right?- Here?

0:03:15 > 0:03:20- Mates from where? - School. You don't know 'em.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Don't worry. We're going to revise.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Well, make sure you do.

0:03:24 > 0:03:31Here. Maybe you should pop to the shop, get some Coke and crisps.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Thanks.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Have a nice time.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Love you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Mum?

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Bye, Mum.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Bye, love. Have a good day.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- What about bowling? - Anything but bowling.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- What's wrong with it? - It's so infra dig.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Translate?- Passe.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07I thought we liked bowling. You had a party there as a kid. I've seen the pictures.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- I never liked it. - Only because you're rubbish.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Only because I don't see the point in trying at something so pointless.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Bowling it is, then.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18SHE SIGHS

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Do you want a drink? - Thanks.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:15 > 0:05:17That's a bit posh for bowling.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Are you wearing aftershave?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Rob, hurry up!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Somebody had to clear up the breakfast stuff.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26"Thanks for the pancakes, Dad."

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Thanks for the pancakes, Dad.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, Jack, will you just get off that phone?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39It's hardly been out of your hand all week.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Get out of it, you nosey mare!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ow! Get your knee out of my back.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Jack's got a girlfriend! - Immie can't get a boyfriend!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Pack it in, will you?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56What's with all the faces?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00You're late. We said 12.30. It's nearly 12.38.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Well, I'm here now so you can blow-dry your panties.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04And I've got everything we need.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10We have vodka, we've got food.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- We have music. - GRIME MUSIC STARTS

0:06:14 > 0:06:16So let's get this party started!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Sorry. Urgent thing.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Please excuse my young colleague, Mr Riley. I'm sure the explanation

0:06:28 > 0:06:31for this unexplained lapse in protocol will be most entertaining.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34If you're still feeling rough in a couple of days, make another appointment.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I found pictures of Libby's grandson

0:06:41 > 0:06:43on Ryan Jones' Mates Reconnected page.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45That's not even close to a good explanation.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Don't you see? They know each other.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51And this was worth bursting in on Mr Riley because...?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53They're chalk and cheese - they'd never be friends,

0:06:53 > 0:06:56they live in different towns, they go to different schools.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- I've got patients. - That quote! The tattoo on Ed's arm.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01The one pinned up in Ryan's room.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04It's by an American poet, called Vachel Lindsay.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Vachel Lindsay? No way! I've never heard of him.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09It was his suicide note. And that's not all.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Ryan and Ed are members of a Mates Reconnected group

0:07:13 > 0:07:16called "We got them first." But it's blocked.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18All right. Cool your jets.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Are you saying what I think you're saying?- No.

0:07:21 > 0:07:26- Yes. I want you to hack into their group.- Me?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30By all accounts, you're our very own Kevin Mitnick.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- So can you?- Of course I can, but I'm not going to.- Why?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Because hacking into a patient's private computer files

0:07:36 > 0:07:40is unethical, illegal, unprofessional... You know what? That's enough of a list for you.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42SHE SIGHS

0:07:46 > 0:07:48ALL: Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Round seven.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57In a minute. I need something to soak up the alcohol.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Grilled barbecue chicken. Large fries.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Four seasons. Cheese crust. No olives.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Blue cheese burger, medium rare. Onion rings.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25All right. Are we happy?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- We happy? - It has olives on it.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- I told them no olives. - Then what are these?!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Keep your hair on, Lord Fauntleroy.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46There you are, look. Four seasons, cheesy crust, no olives.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47It's no big deal.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I hate olives! This is so typical.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I knew something would go wrong. Something always goes wrong.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- It's the story... - Right. Enough, will you?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Nothing has gone wrong. Everything is good.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Yeah?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06There you go.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Four seasons, cheese crust, no olives.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Eat up.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Eat it!

0:09:27 > 0:09:32Darren. Inferno's last night? Red shirt?

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Yeah. Hi. I was just wondering if you fancied a...?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Yeah. No, I see.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Well, you've got my number. See ya.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Jack Hollins.- Hey!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Darren!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57We were in the same year at school.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58You all right?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01So what are you up to?

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Just... work here.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Nice. For how long?

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Five years.- Cool!

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Yourself?

0:10:09 > 0:10:13I'm training at a law firm in Newcastle.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Is that your girlfriend?! Get her, she's a stunner.- Lovely!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Do you mind? Sorry.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23I'd better get back to work.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Yeah. See you around.- Yeah.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Get you. Hot shot lawyer and a gorgeous girlfriend.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32"Hot shot lawyer."

0:10:32 > 0:10:37Come on. Come on. Yes!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47It's time to go.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Come on... Your computer's slow.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Can you explain to me why I'm doing this again?

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Because I said I'd buy you lunch.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02All right. This group was only activated this morning.

0:11:02 > 0:11:051.13am, to be precise, and it's got three members.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Can I have some personal space, please?- Sorry.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Come on. Thank you!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18OK, that's... That's just scary.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23SLOW PIANO MUSIC

0:11:31 > 0:11:35It's for my mum. Telling her to call the police and... And not to look inside.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Would you want your mum to see it?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41She's dead.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44And mine's Cat A in Holloway for GBH.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Doubt she'd bat an eyelid.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Mrs Jones? It's Dr Donoghue here.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I was just calling to see how Ryan's getting on.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Is he feeling any better in himself?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Oh, that is a breakthrough.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Well, if there's anything else I can help you with. Bye, Mrs Jones.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12OK. Ryan's not at school. It's a study day.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Apparently he's invited some "friends" round to revise.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17She's over the moon because it's a first

0:12:17 > 0:12:19and she thinks he's turned a corner.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22There are three messages on the site. One from each of them.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Fast food orders.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's their last meal.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- I think you're jumping the gun just a little bit. - I think we need to call the police.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33And say what?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36"Oh, I had a hunch, based on a line from a poet that no-one's ever heard of,

0:12:36 > 0:12:40"so I got my pal to do some computer hacking and we found a ticking clock"?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43And what if they break in and find... Where are you going?

0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Ryan's house. - What about my lunch?

0:13:04 > 0:13:05What's in it?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08What else is in it?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10It's a little cocktail of my own invention.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Inspired by nan's cocktail cabinet.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Brandy, Baileys, and cream sherry.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21It's called a doom bomb.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26So you've never actually met?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Only online. It's our first date tonight.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33She's a medical student in Birmingham, so I was waiting till I came home.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Medical student? Great.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- So how did you find her? - The One For Me.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Any rubbish?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Oh, yeah. Hang on. Thank you!

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Don't look at me.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- What is it?- It's for saddos.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52It takes one to know one.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Looking at pictures of girls

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- and flicking them to the right if they're hotties and to the left if they're duds.- You are kidding me?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Modern romance for you.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's totally superficial and meaningless.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Says she who is pathetic and single.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Don't you mean "discerning"? - Pack it in!

0:14:11 > 0:14:16MUSIC: "Codex" by Radiohead

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Are you sure it's enough? You checked the quantities?- I'm sure!

0:14:20 > 0:14:24SONG CONTINUES

0:14:45 > 0:14:47DOORBELL RINGS

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- United we stand. - BEEPING

0:15:17 > 0:15:20ALARM BEEPS

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Look, there's no-one here.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Or if they are here they're not answering so what do you want to do?

0:15:34 > 0:15:35What's that?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43BANGING

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Ryan! Open the door!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- BOYS COUGH - This is Dr Haskey from the Mill Health Centre.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54I need police and ambulances to attend a suspected suicide.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Correction - three suspected suicides.

0:15:57 > 0:16:0021 Kimberly Street, East Heath.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Ryan, it's Dr Donoghue. Please let us in.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06We want to help you.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Easy.- Open the door!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12It's too late. And we don't want your help!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I can pick the lock if I can find the right...

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Don't touch us. We're DNR.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Boys, what have you taken? - I'm not telling.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Ryan, please tell us what you've taken.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Hello? Can you hear me. What's his name? What's his name?!

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Leave him alone. We refuse treatment.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36I don't hear him refusing treatment.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39OK, pulse is slow. Pinpoint pupils. Yes?

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Morphine. I think it's morphine. Stolen from his grandmother.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Are you sure?- No. Yes.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47As sure as I can be.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Well, you'd better be sure because he just stopped breathing.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56I'll be at New Street at six. Yeah, I know it. Sounds great.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59All right then. I'll see you then. Bye.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Um, excuse me.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Darren? Excuse me. - I'll just be a moment.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- These aren't my shoes. - Have you got your ticket?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Yep, and it matches, but these aren't my shoes.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Mine are brand-new. Cost me 130 quid.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Yeah, they all say that. Funny it's not the other way round, though, eh?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21It's amazing how many people see "Shoe Drop", but actually see "Old for New".

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Are you saying that I'm lying?

0:17:23 > 0:17:27I'm saying we have a system to prevent a situation like this.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29The system doesn't allow for human error.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Are you accusing a member of staff of being at fault?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34I just want my shoes. I've got a train to catch. Hot date. Know what I mean?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Wait there a moment.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- What's this? - It's a customer complaints form.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52How does that help me?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Well, you fill it in and your complaint will be lodged by management.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Please. Why don't I just come back there and I'll find my shoes? Sorted.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's staff only back here.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Darren, we were at school together.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- HE CHUCKLES - You couldn't even remember my name.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12I want to see the manager.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Of course.- You still here?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Colleague announcement. Would Padmini please come to the shoe drop?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20That's Padmini to the shoe drop.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Yeah. He's bradycardic. Pinpoint pupils.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Naloxone's kicked in, but he's hardly breathing.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34The others are still refusing treatment. Yes.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Cavalry is six minutes away.

0:18:36 > 0:18:41Take one step closer with that needle, and I'll have you struck off for assault. DNR.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Statement of intent.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46You've got it all sorted, haven't you?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48It's suicide, not rocket science.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Ryan, this is naloxone. It's a morphine antidote.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56It works almost instantly. Say the word.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Please, Ryan, let me help you. - I don't want your help.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- You refuse. - I refuse your help.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05You're running out of time. How long have they got?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Four minutes. - What can we do to help?

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Monitor their condition and wait for the ambulance to arrive. - Stay here and watch them die?

0:19:11 > 0:19:14No-one's asking you to hang around.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17It's like falling asleep, mate.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20In that case we might as well make ourselves comfortable.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Well, I've never seen a suicide before.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I've only ever seen a couple. My time in A&E.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32It's not something I'd like to witness again.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35I saw a documentary about the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco,

0:19:35 > 0:19:37people who jumped off it.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Apparently it takes four seconds

0:19:39 > 0:19:42between jumping off and hitting the water.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Survivors say it feels like an eternity.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Do you think we're stupid?

0:19:47 > 0:19:53- Do you really want an answer to that?- Their only though in those four seconds was...I wish I hadn't.

0:19:53 > 0:19:58- Don't.- Ignore them. Feel the moment, mate.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's like falling asleep in your mother's womb.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Oh, there was this one guy.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04He said that he realised that all the things

0:20:04 > 0:20:07he thought were unfixable in his life could be fixed.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09They say suicide

0:20:09 > 0:20:12is a permanent solution to a temporary set of problems.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14The most peaceful death there is.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17There's nothing peaceful about the people you leave behind wondering

0:20:17 > 0:20:21if they could have helped you, or if it was their fault.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24And spare a thought for those people who've got to watch you die.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27As your fingernails and your eyelids and your lips turn blue

0:20:27 > 0:20:29and when your heart stops beating blood

0:20:29 > 0:20:31around your body, your skin is going to turn grey.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Help me.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36He's chicken.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39I knew you didn't have the balls.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Ed, do you want help, Ed?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Just tell me you want help!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- I'm taking that as a yes. - SIRENS

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I can't believe this.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Excuse me. Darren?

0:20:53 > 0:20:58- Yes?- I've got a train to catch. The manager?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Well, I could page her again but...

0:21:01 > 0:21:03She's just gone off shift.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Then can you get whoever's on shift?- No problem.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21I don't flaming believe this! You listen to me.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24My son gave you a £130 pair of trainers

0:21:24 > 0:21:26and gets an old manky pair in return.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28What's going on?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31If you don't find them, I'm going to come round there and find them myself.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34This area is staff only, I'm afraid.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36- I've had enough of this. - You can't come in here.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Get out of my way!

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Right... Jack? Size?- Ten.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- What colour?- Blue with white soles.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Not those then? - What are you doing?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50You can't do this. Oi! Stop it!

0:21:50 > 0:21:53This is assault, actually.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57What about these? No?

0:21:57 > 0:22:00I'm warning you, you're on CCTV.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Those are them.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14- There you go.- Thanks, Mum.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30SIRENS AND MUSIC DROWN SPEECH

0:22:33 > 0:22:35I'm calling the police.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38There's no need to do that because you're already talking to them, pal.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Sergeant Hollins. Letherbridge nick.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Right. Then you can arrest her for criminal damage.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Don't deny it because it's on CCTV.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51I'm not really on duty, but if want to go down the station to make a statement, we can.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54But, to be honest, it's not really criminal damage.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55It's more general disarray.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01You'll get this cleared up in no time.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Are we going? - Right.- OK.- Yep.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11HE SIGHS

0:23:11 > 0:23:13KNOCKING

0:23:19 > 0:23:22How are you feeling?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24- Like sh...- Ryan!

0:23:24 > 0:23:29That'll be the side effects of the morphine. You'll feel better once it's all out of your system

0:23:29 > 0:23:32and they can give you more drugs to help with the vomiting.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Thank you.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39If you hadn't turned up, I don't... Why, Ryan?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Why didn't you talk to me?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- I thought he was the only one that understood.- Ed?

0:23:47 > 0:23:50We were just messing about at first.

0:23:50 > 0:23:56I never thought we'd go all the way, but he made it sound so...normal.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58And then I couldn't back out.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05- Is he dead? - No. We got to him in time.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I never thought he'd change his mind.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Thanks.- Thank you.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Hi.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Max's dad is in New York on business. He's flying out tonight.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23You'd think he'd have known

0:24:23 > 0:24:25his son was suffering from clinical depression.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Then he could have been treated and it wouldn't have come to this.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Do you think he's going to report us?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35He can do what he wants. We're in the clear.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39The psychologist thinks he's showing signs of psychopathic personality disorder.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Which I failed to spot.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Eh? You met him once, and briefly. He's not your patient.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Stop beating yourself up.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51There are three young men who are alive because of what you did.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I don't think he's very grateful.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59He'll be all right. Given time and the right treatment.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Come on. I think a late lunch is in order- Thank you...

0:25:03 > 0:25:05- SHE SIGHS - ..for listening.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I couldn't have done it without you.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13All right. Let's hear you say it then.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14What?!

0:25:14 > 0:25:18I want you to say that I was right and that geeks rule the world.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21You were right and geeks rule the world.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Can you say it like you mean it, please?- You were right and geeks rule the world.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- I'm not really sensing any sincerity there.- I'm not saying it again.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30You told me you didn't know how to thank me.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31SHE SIGHS

0:25:31 > 0:25:34You were right and geeks rule the world.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Yes, we do!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37I'm not buying lunch as well.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Yes, you are. It's your turn.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41- It's not my turn! - I bought it last time!

0:25:49 > 0:25:51I know what you're all thinking.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53I behaved really badly in there, and I'm sorry.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55It's fine, love. Don't worry about it.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Yeah, but what's with the silent treatment?

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- We're just waiting for you to cool down.- It's best if we leave you for a bit.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04- I've done this before? - Once or twice.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Quite a few times, actually.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09- It's nice to have you back, Mum. - Hey, what time's your train?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12- 13 minutes.- Come on then!

0:26:13 > 0:26:20If I put my foot down, we'll just have time to get you to the station.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23How can you justify spending 130 quid on a pair of trainers?

0:26:23 > 0:26:26- Er...because I have a job? - Do you know how much they cost to make

0:26:26 > 0:26:29in comparison with the slave wages they pay the workers?

0:26:29 > 0:26:33No, but I'm sure you're going to tell me. Just as sure I'll care this much!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Give it a rest! Your dad's got a headache.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Thank you.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Seat belts!

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Thank you. For three incredible days of bedroom action.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58How's about you and I go out and celebrate?

0:26:58 > 0:27:02- Sounds like a great plan. Shall I invite the other hero docs?- What?

0:27:02 > 0:27:05My name's Dougie, and this is Mrs Tembe,

0:27:05 > 0:27:08and we've come over to talk about Jesus.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11No, you're all right, mate.