The Wicca Man

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0:00:28 > 0:00:32- Is this it? When you said private room...- Mum!

0:00:32 > 0:00:36This is a private birthing room. It has everything we'll need.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37What's that for?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39What next? A skipping rope?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42You need some food down you.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43You are joking me!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oi - what happens about food?

0:00:45 > 0:00:48There's a canteen...though I wouldn't recommend a full meal.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Canteen? Look at her!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Do you think she's going to walk downstairs?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Mum, I'm not hungry! - Well, good for you.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55I've been up since six and all.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- I've only had a banana! - Will you stop shouting?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I am trying to help!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02If you don't want me here, just say.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05I need you to stop shouting.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08What about a bit of toast?

0:01:10 > 0:01:14MUFFLED FOLK MUSIC

0:01:18 > 0:01:23MUSIC: "Casta Diva" by Maria Callas

0:01:26 > 0:01:30MUFFLED MUSIC

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Happy?

0:01:42 > 0:01:47- Sorry?- Keeping me up last night with your stupid music.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, come on! You turned yours up as soon as I got home!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Maybe don't let your cat use my garden for a toilet!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55What do you want me to do? Lock it in?

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Move!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Ow!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01SHE LAUGHS

0:02:05 > 0:02:07PHONE RINGS

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Doctor Carmichael.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Hi. It's me.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Who?- Jade Jackman!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Is something the matter?

0:02:15 > 0:02:16I'm having the baby.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Where are you?- Hospital.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24- Good.- Good? It's not good. It really hurts.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27The midwife's a miserable old bag.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28What's her name?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Anne Mac something.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Right. What about your mother?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Mum's a total nightmare.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm sure she's not.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42She is. She's stressing me out. Can you come over?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm sorry. Look, I'm at work.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49Please! I need someone here. Someone normal.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Jade, you are in good hands at the hospital. Good luck.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Let me know how it goes.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Hey, guess how much! £2.50!

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Where's mine?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05We'll have to share.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Horrible.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11As soon as Adam's last sanctimonious mouthful was down the hatch,

0:03:11 > 0:03:12they were out the door.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15"Ooh, shall we share a taxi?" "Oh, yes, that makes sense."

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Sugar?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19No. I'm trying to keep the tooth fairy at bay.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21You're sweet enough, is what it is.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Leaving Howard and I to stare down into our desserts.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27"So that would be two gooseberry fools, thank you, waiter."

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Actually it was ice cream, but...

0:03:29 > 0:03:30TEXT MESSAGE

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh. I wondered how long that would take.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38'Time we took a break.'

0:03:38 > 0:03:42- So he really has gone off with Howard's Annie?- Mmm.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Didn't even have the courage to tell me to my face.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48How predictably spineless.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Still, you did say his tantric talents were beginning to grate.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55There were times when I wished I had a good book.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- You and Howard, then.- What?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01It's like the love gods have swooped in, moved Adam and Annie aside,

0:04:01 > 0:04:04leaving you and Howard staring into each other's eyes

0:04:04 > 0:04:05over coffee and mints.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07No, no, no, no, no.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Howard and I, well...we're history.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Hello.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Ladies.- Howard.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I bet he's thinking it too.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I hope not.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34She's catching up on her homework, Heston.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Tut-tut. If you let it build up like that...

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's Howard's clinical audit.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Which I know for a fact you haven't even started,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44yet it is due back today.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Ah, yes. Audit.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Excuse me.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49PHONE RINGS

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Doctor Carmichael.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Yeah, it's Kayleigh Jackman here. You know Jade? My daughter?- Yes?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56She's having the baby.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Yes, I did speak to her earlier.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Well, she wants you here. And I know Jade.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- She's going to go on and on. - I explained to her that I'm at work.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yeah, and?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Look, I'm sorry. If I get time, I'll drop by at the end of the day.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- End of?- I'm a doctor. I can't just drop what I'm doing.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Fine. I'll tell her.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Didn't think you would, to be honest, but I tried, didn't I?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21How rude! Jade Jackman's mother.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Apparently she wants ME to be there for the birth.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26What?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30It's just a shame you're snowed under with Howard's vital audit.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Otherwise you'd be there, mopping her brow, wouldn't you?- Sorry?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Actually, not that you would know anything about it,

0:05:36 > 0:05:40but the one time in her life a woman needs some help is...childbirth.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Who's the midwife?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Anne Mackee.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Ah.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ow!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59OK, you can put your shoe and sock back on now.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Not broken, then?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06No. I would say you've got gout.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I thought that was for old Victorian drunks, knocking back the port.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14Crystals of sodium urate in the joints. There are various causes.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Although alcohol is one of them.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I suppose I do have a glass, most nights.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21A glass?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Well, you know...I get bored.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Bored of my own company, anyway.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29There are high levels of purines in alcohol,

0:06:29 > 0:06:30it would be a good idea to cut back.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Should subside within a couple of days.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37If it doesn't, give us a call.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41And in the meantime, these anti-inflammatories should help.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Thanks, Doc.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48You were conscious when you fell? No temporary blackouts?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50No, no, nothing like that.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Just got distracted - my ridiculous neighbour coming out, shouting.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Ah. Is that still going on? - Yeah. Still mad as ever.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Yeah. See you.- Yeah, OK.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Thank you.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Take that. The Sicilian defence.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17What do you say to that?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- COMPUTER:- Please move to NF3.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21You old charmer. Tell you what.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Shall we stop for a cup of tea? Chat?

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Please move to NF3.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37No progress, I'm afraid.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40I'm sure baby will be along soon enough.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I thought you were our midwife!

0:07:42 > 0:07:43- I am. - So why do you keep running off?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46In and out like a headless chicken. Have you got something better to do?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I do have other expectant mothers to oversee, yes.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50She needs to know what's going on.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53I'll be back shortly.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55NHS. What a joke!

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Hello, Jade.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Fate?- Yeah!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Love gods?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Representing the mysterious forces

0:08:15 > 0:08:18that conspired to bring Emma and Howard back together.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Mmm. Or that brought Adam and Annie together,

0:08:20 > 0:08:22casting Howard and Emma aside.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Come on!- Speaking of Howard, have you done your audit figures yet?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Might have.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Your swotty ways never cease to disappoint me.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34I'm saying ignore destiny at your peril.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35It'll get you in the end.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37They're complete opposites, Howard and Emma.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Even I can see that. - Opposites attract!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Bored now.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Argh! Here it comes again.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Try and let your body take control.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Ow!- Keep breathing!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58That's it. Our body knows exactly what to do,

0:08:58 > 0:09:01so just try and relax into it.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Soon as the baby comes, the pain will go.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I promise you. Just try and focus on that.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Come on, you can do it!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12It's going to get worse though, isn't it? Can't you do something?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14You mean an epidural?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17No! I don't want that needle in my spine!

0:09:17 > 0:09:21They will do something if and when it's needed.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Can't you do something? I feel like I'm going to die!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28You're just going through normal labour.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Normal?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Was yours like this?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Too posh to push, ain't she?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Probably got special treatment from her mates too, I bet.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Probably won't be much longer.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41We can't possibly give an accurate timescale at this stage.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Have you not got patients to see, doctor?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47No! Don't go.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56For the record, you are the only person so far to submit any figures.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Depressing - if it wasn't so predictable.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03Friday's always tricky. Actually, it's been a busy week, but good.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Mmm.- Have you had a good week?

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Mmm. No, actually.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I heard about Annie and the meal.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Right. Yes.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Plenty more fish in the sea!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Well, probably not a huge shoal, to be honest.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26Of course, this means Emma's single too, now.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Right.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Seems like fate.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30What?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32You and Emma.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Me and Emma?

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Has she said something?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Not exactly.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Been there, got the T-shirt and it didn't fit.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Anything else, Doctor Donoghue?

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Thank you.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57MUSIC BLARES FROM BOTH HOUSES

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I know we've paid for the searches.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09I'm just saying don't go exchanging contracts

0:11:09 > 0:11:11without talking to me first.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13OK. Thanks.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Don't tell me you've lost your buyer.

0:11:15 > 0:11:20No, nothing like that. It's all...um...sailing through.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Just having a last minute wobble about Julia's place.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Why?

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Um, nothing specific...really.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'm sure it'll be fine.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Maybe you need to stop calling it "Julia's place".

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Your blood pressure's a little bit high but nothing to write home about.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Heartbeat's normal. Are you feeling some tightness in the chest?

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Yeah, a bit.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53I think we can rule out dysreflexia.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55In fact, I think you're stressed.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Is there anything worrying you?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Next door. He's doing me in.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Things not got any better? - So stupid.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05The one person I used to actually talk to

0:12:05 > 0:12:07and now we're stuck in this.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's really driving me mad!

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Is it worth waving a white flag?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Me? No way!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's up to him to come round and sort it out.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18He's the one who's being unreasonable.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19He's a complete weirdo.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Air, be present in my space.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Fire, be present.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Water.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Earth.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Spirit.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59You win.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Howard and Emma - it's not going to happen.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Horse's mouth.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05The horse being Howard?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08And so a little bit of magic has just left the earth.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10It's not magic, though is it?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12It's just...relationships.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16Er, "relationships" and "magic" can exist in the same sentence.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Not in my book.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19That's a pretty dull book you've got there.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Every page written from painful experience.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27Wow! Hail the cynic. That's pretty sad.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I'm happy as I am.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33But you could make someone else so much happier.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36No. My empirical studies have taught me otherwise.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Ah, Doctor.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Hi. I was just next door. Can we have a chat?

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Yeah.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I was just in the middle of a ritual.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Getting ready for Litha. The summer solstice.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Tomorrow's an important date on the Wiccan calendar.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Surprised?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19No, I remember you mentioning.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21But you didn't realise that I was this mad?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Not at all.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27It's what she thinks next door. Mad, stupid and hilarious.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Look, whatever misunderstanding you have with Miss Birks,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- I think it's causing her some stress. - Sent you round, did she?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- No, but... - It's giving me stress, too.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37I think it's making her ill.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41We used to be good mates.

0:14:41 > 0:14:46You'd think, after the accident, she'd need friends, wouldn't you?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48So why's she being like this?

0:14:48 > 0:14:52I don't know. But I think it's about time it stopped.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Ow!

0:14:56 > 0:14:59This can't be right. You can't say this is right.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Just sit down.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Time to listen to baby.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06I'm getting a little concerned.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Oh?

0:15:07 > 0:15:11She's not progressing. She's exhausted.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I think her chances of coping with the birth are...

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I think it's looking problematic.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19I don't agree. It's all about attitude.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23Girls these days just don't have the stamina, to be quite honest.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Flat battery.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29As long as the baby isn't in distress, we needn't worry.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Get me a Caesarean!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Right. Let's have a listen.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Ow!

0:15:40 > 0:15:43It hurts!

0:15:43 > 0:15:46It will hurt! You're having a baby!

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Did you hear the heartbeat of the baby?

0:15:50 > 0:15:54She doesn't care, does she? Can you do something?

0:16:01 > 0:16:02You OK?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Yeah. No thanks to you.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Meaning?

0:16:06 > 0:16:10I keep expecting Howard to walk through the door with roses

0:16:10 > 0:16:11and an eager smile.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Yeah. I got that wrong.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Oh?

0:16:15 > 0:16:16I sort of asked him.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18What?!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Only in a roundabout way.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Sorry.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Niamh, you have got to stop stirring!

0:16:25 > 0:16:30Still, least you don't have to worry about the eager smile!

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Pass me the kettle.- Yeah.

0:16:44 > 0:16:49Me first. Why are you playing your music so loud?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh. Is it because you are?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Or is it because I shouted at your cat?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Which I have no means of controlling,

0:16:56 > 0:16:57and, actually, which you used to give...

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Let's start again, shall we?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05OK.

0:17:05 > 0:17:10Let me try, once again, to tell you a little bit about Wicca.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14If you're not going to take this seriously, I'm...

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Sit down. Don't be so sensitive.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18I am going to take it seriously.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31There are many reasons why people embrace religion.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Religion?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35What? Doesn't it count because it's not the same as yours?

0:17:35 > 0:17:36I haven't got one.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43For me, it filled a gap. There I was, no kids,

0:17:43 > 0:17:46no family, going off to work,

0:17:46 > 0:17:51and one day I thought, "What's it all for?"

0:17:51 > 0:17:55There has to be more than keeping a stock control system running

0:17:55 > 0:17:59and going to the supermarket on Fridays.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01So you became Gandalf.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07So I read up about different religions.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11And something about Wicca hit me.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14The whole duotheism thing.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18It's about balance, opposites,

0:18:18 > 0:18:21the sort of thing you see in nature all the time.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24It's a kind of organic view of the cosmos.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28And you can take from it what you like.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34I found it...comforting, for want of a better word.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Anything wrong with that?

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Not surprisingly, it was something I wanted to share.

0:18:46 > 0:18:51Knowing the pressure you'd been under after the accident,

0:18:51 > 0:18:54I invited you to join my coven.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Your coven of one.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Sorry.

0:19:01 > 0:19:09I can see it now, his 'n' hers pointy hats and a two-man broomstick!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11SHE LAUGHS

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Sorry!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17See what I have to deal with?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Geoff, please, I'm sorry.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Sorry.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Why's there blood?

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Look, don't worry.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- What is it? - Excuse me, your patient has a bleed.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36I'll take a look.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38You want to listen to her.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39She's a doctor, a proper one.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Why haven't you timed the baby's heartbeat

0:19:41 > 0:19:43since the last contraction?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Because we're a midwife down and I'm doing the best I can.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Now if you'll excuse me, I need to make an examination.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55What are you doing?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56What does it look like I'm doing?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Is this what we pay our taxes for?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Sh!- Mum, what taxes?

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Hang in there, love.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm hanging.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06OK. We've dropped below 90.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08You need to start continuous monitoring, as of now,

0:20:08 > 0:20:11and I suggest a foetal blood sample as a precaution.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Let's not overreact. The bleed has stopped.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17No, you need to arrange EFM monitoring straightaway.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19And if you don't, I will.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21You can't talk to me like that!

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Well, it looks like I am.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25You have no authority over me.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27No, just greater knowledge.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Most of the midwives in this hospital are excellent,

0:20:35 > 0:20:37but you seem to have come across a dud.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Don't worry, because I am staying.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Thank you.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45I just thought if the two of you

0:20:45 > 0:20:48could rise above it for a couple of minutes, then...

0:20:48 > 0:20:50But now you've seen what he's like.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Oh, well done.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56You've shown the doctor exactly why this is all your fault.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Hold on a minute...

0:20:57 > 0:21:02Oh, what, because I don't go along with your mad pagan fantasies?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04No madder than any other religion.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Why don't you go to St Michael's Church next Sunday

0:21:06 > 0:21:09and roar with laughter as the vicar gives his sermon?

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Hey, you could come, too, in a big wizard's hat!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14What am I? Harry Potter?

0:21:14 > 0:21:15- Ridiculous!- You said it!

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Enough, people. Enough.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Listen to each other!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Please, both of you.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24OK. Sorry. I'm listening.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Fine. Why did you laugh at me?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Because I was in a car accident

0:21:29 > 0:21:33and I was paralysed.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I know. I'm sorry.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40But that's all the more reason for you to be open

0:21:40 > 0:21:42to some kind of spiritual comfort.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44No! That's the point!

0:21:44 > 0:21:48What kind of a God would do this to me?

0:21:48 > 0:21:52I'm not a bad person. I'm a good person.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I don't deserve this!

0:21:54 > 0:21:55No.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00No, so I can't see that there's anything else but the here and now.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02This is real!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04This is what I have to deal with.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06And that's what I do! Get it?

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Yeah.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11It's all right for you.

0:22:11 > 0:22:16You get a bit bored, so you dress up and you go and do some chanting.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22And it makes you feel better. That's great!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25But I can't change this.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Can I?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30I can't change anything.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39But you can change...what's up here.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41SHE YELLS

0:22:44 > 0:22:46SHE SOBS

0:22:46 > 0:22:48You've just got to keep your eye on the prize, hon.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50If the baby's anything like you were,

0:22:50 > 0:22:52it's going to be so beautiful. You're going to love him so much.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I already do, Mum.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55I need you to move, please.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58The rate's dropped. It's not coming back up.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59That's unlikely.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Jade!- What's happening?

0:23:02 > 0:23:03You're bleeding again. Don't worry.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06What are you doing? I need to examine her.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07What's happening to me?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10You need to call the obstetrician and get her into theatre right now.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12That's not your decision to make!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I am telling you, act now!

0:23:17 > 0:23:19OK. All right.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Change my attitude? Why should I?!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Let's remind ourselves, you're trying to reduce your stress.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Caused by him!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31And the reason for talking it through is to understand

0:23:31 > 0:23:33each other's points of view!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Fine.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Look, I know we've all laughed ourselves stupid,

0:23:38 > 0:23:43but when I didn't believe in anything, I felt hollow inside.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45You changed after your accident.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Well, wouldn't you? - Yeah, probably.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49It's inevitable. You were suffering from shock.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52I think I just shut down.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58But the thing is, shock doesn't last for ever.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00So maybe now you could try something different.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04Look, I'm not suggesting Wicca's the answer.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08Please don't. Anyway, look at you!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10"Hey, Wicca changed my life!"

0:24:10 > 0:24:13And you're shuffling off to the bottle bank

0:24:13 > 0:24:15with a sack of empties every other day!

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- What's that all about? - It's because I'm bored!

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Me, too!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22And...?

0:24:24 > 0:24:28And maybe...I miss our little chats.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Me, too.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Finally.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52Just breathe away. Here's some oxygen to help you.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00What's happening?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Don't worry. Everything's going to be fine.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05You're going to wake up with a big, fat baby.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Listen.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Kiss her.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Oh, no! No!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16My baby! Can you hear me?

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Jade, I love you!

0:25:20 > 0:25:22I love you so much!

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Jade...

0:25:25 > 0:25:28I love you, baby!

0:25:31 > 0:25:35It's all right.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38It's all right. It's all right.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50He's checking up on me, isn't he?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Seeing if I'm good enough to work here.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Maybe.- Maybe?!

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Prison, that's a walk in the park.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01It's out here that's hell.