0:00:30 > 0:00:32See?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35No streaks, no stickiness, no nasty whiff, guaranteed, or your money back.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Look. Don't touch, darling.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40She's something else.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Buy one, get one free, one day only.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Get your Jab-A-Tan here. Perfect tan with every shot.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hey, Saf! Do you a cheeky discount?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Why don't you just go and talk to him, already?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52And say what?
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Anything. Who cares?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Cheers(!)
0:00:55 > 0:00:57How about I do you two packs for the price of one?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00That's 40 quid - does that sound good?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Cheers, thank you.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07Oh, Saffron! Sorry, that's all for today, folks. Bye!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Who's touchy, then, eh?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Why don't you just put yourself out of your misery and ask him out?
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Cos he'll say no. I'll be heartbroken. And humiliated.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36And then I'll have to sit in tutorials with him
0:01:36 > 0:01:38for the rest of the year.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Anyway, it's you he likes, not me.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Rubbish. You've fancied him for what, months, yeah?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Six months. Four days.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48And two hours.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51So what are you waiting for?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Quit mooching around and ask him to the gig tonight.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I can't. I'm no good at that stuff.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I'm not like you, Cass.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Well, maybe you should be.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Hey.- Hi.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Your friend's a busy little bee.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Cass? Yeah. She's always got something on the go.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You going to the gig tonight?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, yeah, actually I was going to ask if you fancied...
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Is your mate going?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yes, why?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25No reason. What were you going to say?
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- It doesn't matter. - OK. See you around, then, yeah?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33MUSIC: "Perfect Skin" by Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
0:02:36 > 0:02:41This is Jimmi we're talking about, he's inscrutable at the best of times.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44There is no way of knowing what he's going to do.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Does it matter?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47SHE SIGHS
0:02:47 > 0:02:50If he does report...
0:02:51 > 0:02:55..what you told him, then you can deny everything.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Except I won't.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00What?! But there were no witnesses, no corroboration.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- It would be your word against his. - I won't deny it, because I told the truth.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Chris, you can't. Please just think this through...
0:03:08 > 0:03:13I have done nothing but think about this for months.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I don't care any more.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20What's up with him?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Well, if anyone can find out, Karen, I'm sure it's you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27That's you told.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Jimmi, can I have a word, please?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I'm afraid not. Got a pile of stuff to get through.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Karen, can you make sure I'm not disturbed, please?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41You might as well strap that straight onto your hips.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Who cares? He's never going to like me anyway.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51He's like a proper person and I'm just the elephant girl.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Don't talk yourself down like that.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57How would you understand? Everyone fancies you.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, please. You can get any guy you wanted.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03I don't want "any guy". Just Ben.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09To get a man, you've got to think like a man.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Subtle.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14You've got to get inside their heads.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Mm?- Mm.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Now, you want to make him feel like he is the only guy in the room.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24When he speaks, hang on his every word.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Like he's the most fascinating person you've ever met.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28So nod when he talks.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Yeah?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33And you need to let him know that you are totally on the same page
0:04:33 > 0:04:35and you know exactly where he's coming from.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Do I get to speak at all?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37If you must.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41But if you do, do it quietly, so he leans in closer.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Now, pout....
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Good, work that lip gloss. Eye contact...not too much.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52OK, tone it right down, psycho girl.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56That's good! You're so pretty when you laugh.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Shut up.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02And...for the icing on the cake.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, I don't think so, Cass.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Look at me, I look OK, yeah? - Mm-hm.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10With a tan, you don't notice the spots, the crow's feet,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13the piggy nose. Plus, I look ten pounds lighter when I'm brown.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14You do always look great.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Cos I've got a tan, duh! And guys love it.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I hate needles. Can't I just get a spray one?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24They're doing a deal at that place on the high street.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Spray tans stink. Everybody knows that.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30You think Ben's going to snog someone who smells like an old custard cream? No.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32And then there's the streaks,
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- and what it does to the sheets. Skid marks.- No!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39But this? Just beautiful, golden skin.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Karen, thank you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Jimmi.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50You can't avoid me for ever.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Apparently not.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I really don't want to put any pressure on you...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Really?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Please, Jimmi.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I haven't made up my mind what I'm going to do yet.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02And when I do, you'll be the last person I'll tell. Karen, is anyone at the Campus today?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Al. Why?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'm going to go and do my paperwork over there. Get some peace and quiet.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'm not really into opera.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'm convinced it was Puccini who got me through my finals.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14If it wasn't for him, I doubt I'd be standing here today.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Good old Puccini. So, that's at eight, is it?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Yes. What time's the baby-sitter booked for?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Baby-sitter?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- You've forgotten!- Haven't.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Well, that's good because that Puccini opera fella sounds like a right hoot.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32The baby-sitter's booked for 6.30-sharp.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35That way I thought we could go for a light bite at that Tuscan restaurant.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Molto bene!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41It'll be a wonderful evening.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44You, Dr Granger, have not lost your touch.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47You want to get a baby-sitter, pronto.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52It'll be worth it, wuss.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55It will be if I can wear that white dress of yours to the gig.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57It won't have worked by then.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00It takes a couple of days for the tan to build up.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07But the gig's tonight, can't you just give me a double dose or something,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09make it work faster?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10No, no, strictly one dose a day.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14So I'm still going to be pale and Ben's still going to ignore me.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Great(!)
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Until you can make it, fake it.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Yeah, I'm aware it's short notice.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25OK, thanks anyway.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28She's going tear me limb from limb.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Look what I found! I knew they were in there somewhere.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37What is it?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39That was the baby-sitter, she had to cancel.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42You liar. There was no baby-sitter, was there?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- You forgot!- It's just been so long since you booked it...
0:07:44 > 0:07:48I can't believe this. I have been looking forward to this for months, Granger.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Why don't we go another night?- We can't, you idiot. This was my one chance to see it, it is sold out!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I could baby-sit if you like?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- That'd be great.- I don't think so. - Why not?!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00I just don't think it'll be a good idea, that's all.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Joe's easy and it's not like Karen hasn't looked after kids before.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- But that was before...you know. - Don't mind me.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Do you want to see the damned opera or not?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Well, if you're sure...
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I'll come round yours at seven.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- That would be perfect. Thank you.- Thank you.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27HE CHORTLES
0:08:27 > 0:08:30So, I was wondering, if you're not busy,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I mean, well if you wanted to, I've got a spare ticket.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Yeah, OK.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37So, you'll come?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Sure.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Great!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Text me later?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Er, yeah. No problems.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You look different.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47"Good" different?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Yeah, s'pose.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51See you later, yeah?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Did you see that? You were right, Cass.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- The tan did it.- Ah. - It's so going to happen tonight.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Maybe not in that thing it won't, but I'll lend you something.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Cass, I don't feel so good, my head's splitting.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14It's the tension. All those months of pent-up lust finally released!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Jimmi, have you seen Tembe? She's gone AWOL.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Maybe your T-shirt scared her off. - It's great, isn't it?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27It's colourful.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Well, I'm glad you like it, because...
0:09:29 > 0:09:32surprise, surprise! I got you one, too.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33PHONE RINGS
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Thank you.- I thought if you wore it tonight, we'd look like really cool twins.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Er, tonight?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Tonight is the night for The Smuk gig at the Union?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, yeah. I don't really think I can do tonight.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45What? Jimmi, you promised me you'd come with me.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Sorry I'm not in the mood, OK?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Give me the T-shirt back. It's the last time I buy you merchandise.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52HE SIGHS
0:09:52 > 0:09:54How can I help?
0:09:54 > 0:09:55My friend needs to see a doctor.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57She's got a headache and it's getting worse.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Name and date of birth?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Saffron Archibald. 15/12/94.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Have you got an appointment?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It says "drop in". Do you need one?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Computer says you're not even registered.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09You have to be registered before you can just drop in.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Well, register her, then. - I'm not the receptionist!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Look, my friend's not well. She needs to see a doctor now!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18No, you look. All these people are real patients,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20these have been waiting longer than you have.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23So you either sit down and wait at the end of the queue,
0:10:23 > 0:10:24it'll be about an hour before I can see you,
0:10:24 > 0:10:27or you can just fly off me like good little girls. It's up to you.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Come on, Saf. Let's go. He's probably a rubbish doctor anyway!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Yeah, pleased to help you(!)
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I can't wait to have a rummage.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36It'll be better than Through The Keyhole.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, you wouldn't!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Course not!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Tell me what it's like, eh?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I'll do better than that.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47I always imagined them having a pair of them thrones, you know,
0:10:47 > 0:10:49like Posh and Becks in leopard print.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Has anyone seen my mum?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55You just missed her, good job, too, the mood she was in.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Everybody's been such a grumpy get round here today.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Good job we're so sweet-natured, eh?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Mm-hm!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06So I was thinking maybe we could get something to eat later,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08you know, after the gig?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- I'd love that.- There's that new little pizza place on the high street.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- It might mean I miss the last bus home.- Oh?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I was thinking maybe I could...
0:11:18 > 0:11:20It doesn't matter.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23You know, you really do have lovely skin, it's kind of glow-y.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Don't go anywhere, promise? I'll be back in a minute.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Reckon you owe me a drink or three.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I need another dose of that tan stuff.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38No can do, darling.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40But he thinks my skin's "lovely".
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Strictly one dose a day, I told you that.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45He's dropping major hints about coming back to mine.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47So? Take him back to yours, then.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50But he'll see I'm not this colour all over, won't he?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53The face might be golden brown but the bum's grey white.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Well...turn the lights out, then.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Is that yours?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Oh, wow, mm...
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Obviously I'm not a student, but I've got a ticket
0:12:09 > 0:12:12so you have to let me in. In fact, I've got two.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Look, dude, Smuk is my all-time favourite band, ever.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I've been following them since I was 13.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I've not missed a gig in 25 years.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Please. This is important to me.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26I can't let you in.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Fine. I am kind of a big deal around here.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31I'm the University's doctor?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Perfect(!)
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Don't lose hope.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38You still haven't tried, "Do you know who I am?"
0:12:38 > 0:12:41They are literally the next words coming out of my mouth.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46SHE WHISPERS
0:12:49 > 0:12:51What did you say to him?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54It's called charm, Doctor. You should probably try it some time.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Enjoy.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Oh, I intend to.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Five...or is it ten?
0:13:15 > 0:13:20So you know where the DVDs are, and there's wine and nibbles in the fridge.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Is it white wine?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24To be drunk in moderation.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27So, make yourself at home.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Do you mind if my boyfriend comes over?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I do hope you mean Rob.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Yeah. I'm not a slapper.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34She didn't mean that.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Yes, it would be fine if Rob comes. In fact, I'll be much happier if he does.- Why?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40CAR HORN BEEPS
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Brilliant! Let's go.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Wait a minute. Here's the contact list.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47All the emergency numbers, just in case.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Taxi. Now.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00SHE SIGHS
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Hiya.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Did you hear, the band's bus has broken down,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06they're not going to be on till later. Where's Saf?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08She's gone and done a runner. That's what.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10No way, she's totally into you. Trust me.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Funny way of showing it, leaving me sat here like an idiot.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I'm sure something will have come up, that's all.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I'll give her a ring.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Saffron?! SAFFRON?!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31She's in that one. Open it.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Saffron!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Go and get the big guy in the band T-shirt and specs. He's a doctor.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Who?!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44What are you waiting for? Go, get someone now!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Oh, Saffron, what have you done?
0:14:49 > 0:14:55You changed your perfume? Are those Zara's shoes.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58She said, "Help yourself to anything".
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Not that there's anything worth having, look at this.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04No wonder she's so flipping skinny!
0:15:04 > 0:15:09Capers? What's wrong with a good old-fashioned pickle?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I could murder for a silverskin right now.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Let me have a look.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17What have we got?
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Sorted, special cheese on toast.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Why "special"?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's mine.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31The first time I made you this would have been maybe our third date
0:15:31 > 0:15:35and you said it was the best thing you had ever tasted.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Is that so?
0:15:37 > 0:15:41You're going to have to prove it to me all over again.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42BABY CRIES
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- I'll go.- OK.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55I think she's coming to.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57What's she taken?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Just tell me what she's taken.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01It's melanin, the tanning stuff.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04She must've taken it out of my bag when I wasn't looking.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06You won't tell anyone, will you?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08It's not exactly legal. She's going to be OK, isn't she?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Stop talking and call an ambulance.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Shall I tell you a little secret about monsters?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21All you have to do to make them go away is open your eyes.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24It is!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26You open your eyes, really wide...
0:16:31 > 0:16:33..and everything is OK.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Hm.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45What are they doing to her?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47They're just checking her over.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Great, they'll be on stage now.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I'd never have let her take it if I thought it was dangerous.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I've been looking forward to this gig for weeks.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58So what are you doing here then?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I want to make sure she's all right.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I've never seen anything like this before.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04She will be though, won't she? All right?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I don't know.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I need to see her, why won't they let me see her?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16PHONE RINGS
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Hello?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19CHRIS: Mum? Where are you? I've made you dinner.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- Don't wait for me, just eat. - You're not with Jimmi, are you?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26No, I'm with a friend.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31Look, I've got to go... I'll see you later.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Mum? Mum?!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Five minutes, that's all I ask.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Pulse is normal. Panic is over.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50You do look well rough, though.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Bet I'm still not brown either.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53So is she going to be OK?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56It was an extreme reaction, but a temporary one.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58So you're going to be fine.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59No thanks to you.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Don't blame Cass, Doctor.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I took the stuff without her knowing. She told me
0:18:04 > 0:18:05not to take any more.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Are you OK?
0:18:11 > 0:18:16A bit shaky, and dead embarrassed but apart from that...
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Thanks for coming.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I'm glad you're OK.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Me, too.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I'm sorry I spoiled our date.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42It doesn't matter.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Maybe we could do something tomorrow instead?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48There's that new film on at the Empire.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I heard it's really good.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I'm sorry, Saffron.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Please don't go!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00SHE SOBS
0:19:00 > 0:19:02It's just a film, yeah?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04You know, I've fancied you all year.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08The first time I saw you, I thought you were beautiful.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Really?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Yeah, you were so natural. Not like everybody else.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Not like your Barbie doll mate.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19Cass? But, I thought it was her you fancied?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Eh? No.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I've wanted to ask you out for months. I kept trying to
0:19:23 > 0:19:25but you two are joined at the hip.
0:19:25 > 0:19:31Every time I tried, she'd appear. Out of an orange glow.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32I thought you were different.
0:19:32 > 0:19:37I'm just not into...fakes.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I'm sorry.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I need to know what you intend to do.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I...don't know. I have no idea.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Don't palm me off, I'm not an idiot.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57I'm not.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00This is all I have thought about every hour, every minute,
0:20:00 > 0:20:03since... Don't you understand?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I need to know.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Or you're going to do what?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Accuse me of misconduct? You've already done that, remember?
0:20:10 > 0:20:15No, look, I'm sorry, Jimmi. You're right, I shouldn't have said that.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19But I will get Chris any kind of help,
0:20:19 > 0:20:24but I need you to promise me that you won't report it.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I didn't want this. I didn't want any of this.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33I know, and I am sorry.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38All I'm trying to do is protect my son.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I can't lose him.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43He's all I've got.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47HE SIGHS
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Everyone uses it in Marbs.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Yeah, that's cos they're idiots.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I saw a gap in the market here.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01How very enterprising of you(!)
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I had no idea that was going to happen to Saffron.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07If I'd known, I would have never...
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I can just about understand why you took it. Girls will do ridiculous
0:21:10 > 0:21:13things when it comes to vanity, but for you to be selling it?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I needed the money.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17That badly?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20What for?
0:21:26 > 0:21:27To pay for this.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29HE LAUGHS
0:21:29 > 0:21:31You going to get a nose job?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33It's not just any old nose, Doc. It's called the "Angelina".
0:21:33 > 0:21:35It's gorgeous!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I've got £700 to go to make the deposit.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41But there's nothing wrong with the nose you've got.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Don't be polite, Doctor, it so doesn't suit you.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48I know how...ugly it is. I mean, it's positively piggy from the side, see?
0:21:49 > 0:21:50No, I can't see.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Because I'm brown, you don't notice it as much.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57It blurs it all out, all you notice is my lovely tan.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00It's why I started taking the melanin in the first place.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02So you're going to inject yourself with this poison
0:22:02 > 0:22:06and put yourself through major surgery, and all for what?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08It's for nothing!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12You don't realise how good you've got it.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13All right. Come with me.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Come on!
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I want you to take a good look at yourself.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'm really not that keen on mirrors, Doc.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Stop being mad and take an honest look at yourself.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- No, I'd rather not.- Open your eyes!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Yeah.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38The only ugly thing we've got here
0:22:38 > 0:22:42is whatever it is going on up here.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47You see?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07SHE SOBS
0:23:12 > 0:23:13No way, you can't!
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Oh, so what? If they'd provided some decent grub.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I told you, I'll make you that cheese on toast.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Will you shut up about the flipping cheese on toast?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25What do you want on?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Erm...something old.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Have a go.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40MUSIC: "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Is that good or what?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44It's a lovely colour, as well.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47It's like Kryptonite!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Or something else?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57MUSIC: "Lovin' You" by Minnie Riperton
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I love this one! Come on!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I don't know, Karen. What if the little fella...?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Sh! Come on, dance with me.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oh!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10SHE SIGHS
0:24:10 > 0:24:12# Lovin' you
0:24:12 > 0:24:16# Is easy cos you're beautiful... #
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Thanks.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I keep thinking that I'll wake up.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29I'll open my eyes and all this will be gone.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31But it won't, will it?
0:24:36 > 0:24:41I lost Sam and...now I'm going to lose Chris.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Hi, mate, is my mum here?
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Yeah.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02I thought you'd be here.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Look, I'm just here because...
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Your mum just wants to talk.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09It's time that I took some responsibility.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I'm going to go to the police station tomorrow
0:25:11 > 0:25:14and I'm going to hand myself in.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23MUSIC: "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Don't get too drunk!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Too late. That green stuff is lethal.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Don't think I don't know your game.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36What's that then?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40You are trying to get me legless, you are lowering my resistance.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Does it need lowering?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Why don't you try me?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54That is a bit weird.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56You keeping your eyes open.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02"Open your eyes, and everything'll be OK." That was what you said.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05It will, won't it?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Yeah.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Yeah, it will.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16THEY LAUGH
0:26:35 > 0:26:37It was simply stunning!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39And that coloratura in the second...
0:26:40 > 0:26:45MUSIC: "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves
0:26:49 > 0:26:50SHE GASPS
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- I saw you this morning. - I've got new neighbours.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05This couple turn up out of nowhere.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08They're escorted to their house by coppers.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09You can't tell me that's normal.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10It's none of your business!
0:27:10 > 0:27:14What happened to the boy? What did you do to him?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Get out!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18We look after our neighbours around here
0:27:18 > 0:27:21and we don't want your sort living on our doorstep.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22SHE SCREAMS