0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Yeah, and we go back
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# This is the moment
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Like the ceiling can't hold us.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39# Yeah, and we go back
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# This is the moment
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over
0:00:44 > 0:00:49# So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# Like the ceiling can't hold us
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Yeah, we go back
0:00:53 > 0:00:54# This is the moment
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over
0:00:57 > 0:01:02# So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
0:01:02 > 0:01:05# Like the ceiling can't hold us
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# This is the moment
0:01:07 > 0:01:10# Tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over
0:01:10 > 0:01:15# So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
0:01:15 > 0:01:19# Like the ceiling can't hold us. #
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I'm telling you, they were all over me.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Couldn't get enough of the big bad wolf.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57It was like bees around a honey pot.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Yeah, but only two?- Here we go.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03At one wedding, I got off with the bride, kissed the bridesmaid
0:02:03 > 0:02:08- and seduced the maid of honour, and all before they'd cut the cake. - But this was back in the '80s?- So?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Pre-Smartphones. Pre-social media. Prehistoric.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I've still got it, pal.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16But you wouldn't dare use it, cos Zara would have them for earrings.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18That's true.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Are you ever going to grow up? - No-one's thrown a lasso around my neck,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23so why shouldn't I play the field?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24- Good morrow.- Hi, Heston.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27And what a splendid morrow it is. The sun is shining.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28The birds are singing.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31And I am in the finest company.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- What's that?- A little something to spice up the lunch break.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Ooh, I love a mystery box.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Too big for ping pong.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Too small for a bouncy castle. - Go on. Give us a clue.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44You'll have to curb your enthusiasm for a few more hours.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Whack-A-Rat?- Colder.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Pop-up tennis?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Another text from Zoe.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Sexy selfie. Nice.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56She's not just an eight or a nine. She is off the scale.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh! And here's the other lucky lady.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Oh, my goodness! You'd have to be a contortionist to do that.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Like bees to honey.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hello, can I help?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Is Kevin available?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Do you mean Doctor Tyler?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16If he's about this high.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Dark hair, snake hips, come-to-bed eyes?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Uh-huh. That's one way of describing him.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I need to see him as a matter of urgency.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Are you registered with us, Mrs...?
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Simson. And it's Ms. And no, I'm not a patient.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32But I have got this terrible pain here.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35He said he'd give me something for it.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- You have to fill in a registration form.- Whatever it takes.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Just keep it elevated and I'll see you next week.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45There he is. Doctor Disco!
0:03:45 > 0:03:50- Jenny.- Jacqui.- Of course. I was only teasing. What are you doing here?
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Remember?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Thought we could finish off what we started last night.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Er, yes. You'd better come through to my room.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Somewhere more private. Good idea.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Mr Costa's waiting.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Five minutes.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08SHE MOUTHS
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Hmm. Cosy.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15I said I'd call.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Thought you'd enjoy the surprise.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20And I have, but I've got patients waiting.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Don't you want to examine me, Doctor?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Are you ill?
0:04:25 > 0:04:31I couldn't sleep last night. And I'm so very, very hot.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I think I need a full thorough examination.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Here?- Yes.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Now?- Why not?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Someone could come in at any minute.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48And doesn't that get your blood pumping? Let me hear.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Boom boom, boom boom, boom boom.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59I'm free tonight.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02But I want you now.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'll call you later.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Your lips are saying no, but... - I finish at six.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10It'll be better if we can really take our time.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I'll be counting the minutes.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Printer ink?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24We're running low on black. And we need more pens.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25What? Is somebody eating them?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Just keep it wrapped up and I'll see you very soon.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh, I'll keep it warm for you, lover.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Seemed like a satisfied customer.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Must be my bedside manner.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44So he said, "Doctor, one day I feel like a tepee
0:05:44 > 0:05:47"and the next day I feel like a wigwam".
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- I said, "I know your problem. You're - two tents."- I'm here all week.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54What's this? A joke with every consultation?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well, laughter is often the best medicine.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58If only that were true. Seems to be working for you, though.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I was getting obsessed with all that security stuff.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Burglar behind every bush.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Well, it's good to have you back.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Bran flakes or porridge?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I don't mind.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You've always complained if you haven't got your oats.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26I just wondered if you've got time to practise later?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oh, er...I'm not sure.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Only I don't think I've been surrendering myself enough to you.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Well, and I've been too open.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I don't think I've been holding you close enough.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- We can go through the whole routine, if you like. - What time were you thinking?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Lunchtime? Unless you guys have got other plans?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I wouldn't dream of depriving you of your little hobby.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Lunchtime it is.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Are you OK about this?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57About what exactly?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Me taking up all of Daniel's spare time.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Of course. You need some fun and so does Daniel.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Boys need their toys, fast cars.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Trains, their little distractions and so do girls. Enjoy yourselves.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19See you next week, Mr Dove.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Right. That's me done.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Time to spruce up a little bit.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26You spend more time in front of the mirror than I do.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Nature's been good to me.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30It's my duty to womankind to keep it that way.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Have you missed me?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Er...yes. Every minute.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36So what are you going to do about it?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Give me a mo. I'll think of something.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Time's up. I'm taking you to lunch.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Get your coat. You've pulled.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Wow! All of this for me?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Oh, I think you're worth it.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03So what are we drinking to?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06What else? To us.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07To us.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Where are you going? - Just going to phone in.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Tell them we're having a long lunch.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Jacqui! What...?- You are here. Wonderful!- How did you know?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I phoned in. Your receptionist said you were here.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Thanks, Karen. - I couldn't wait any longer.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- But I'm... - On your lunch break. I know.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31I've got to get back.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Surely you can wait ten minutes?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Or should I make other plans for tonight?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38No, I can spare ten minutes.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Knew you couldn't resist.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41The best tables are outside.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43I don't mind a bit of alfresco.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- On second thoughts, there's a pub just down the road.- I like it here.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54But there might be wasps.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Don't worry. I'll protect you.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59So what would you like to drink?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01The wine can wait. I'm starving.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04What's good here?
0:09:04 > 0:09:05The three-leaf salad.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09If you're worried about putting on weight, don't worry.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13We'll burn it all off later. So what do you fancy?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15The full three courses?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Why don't we skip the dessert AND the starter?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Oh, no. That will never do it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24As you're going to find out, I'm a woman of large appetites, Kevin.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Excuse me.- I'm just going to pop to the little boys' room.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33How ripe are your avocados?
0:09:33 > 0:09:38TANGO MUSIC
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- So, where were we? - Two pastas of the day.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I ordered for both of us. Didn't want to waste any time.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Looks great.- Don't forget to leave room for your dessert.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I thought you were a sticky toffee kind of guy!
0:10:04 > 0:10:10TANGO MUSIC
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I hope you're not always such a quick finisher!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I didn't come here for the food.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Sorry. That'll be work.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- I didn't hear anything. - Got it on vibrate.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36I'll be as quick as I can.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53What's this?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Avocado delight. They're a well-known aphrodisiac.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Who knew?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Creamy.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Melt in the mouth, or what?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I took charge. Ordered for both of us.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Let me guess? Pasta of the day?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Yes! See, we're kindred spirits.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24You're going to need all that fuel for later.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27You see, I may be vintage,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30but there's a lot going on under my hood.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32And once you've buckled yourself in,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35there's no stopping till we've hit maximum speed!
0:11:39 > 0:11:44TANGO MUSIC
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Sorry. - That's it. No more interruptions.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- OK.- I'm glad I went for the sorbet.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09No way could I have managed that rich sauce.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11What's wrong?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Nothing.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14If you don't want to be here...
0:12:14 > 0:12:16No, I do.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Then why does it seems like you're somewhere else?
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Er...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22What the hell are you doing?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Um, having lunch with my date. What about you?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- The same.- What?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I can explain everything...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- You sneaky witch.- I saw him first.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31You knew how much I fancied him.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Do you know each other?- Why don't you go for someone your own age?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36You're not too old for a slap, young lady.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Face it, mother. It's me he wants to be with.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Whoa! Hold on a minute! Mother?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48TANGO MUSIC
0:12:53 > 0:12:55That's enough, isn't it?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03OK. Someone tell me what's going on?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Last night.- We were on the pull.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Together?- Mum was a total wreck after her divorce.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12She had to move back home after her last boyfriend dumped her for someone else.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- I take her clubbing out of sympathy. - I only go to protect her.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- From what?- From all those dodgy men.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19She'll go with anyone who buys her a couple of cocktails.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23That's not true! She's just jealous because I get more attention than she does.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Is it any wonder? Dressed the way you do?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29You can talk, with your skirt up to here and your puppies practically falling out.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34At least I've got something worth showing. Maybe I should get you a boob job for your birthday.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- You'd be better off spending it on liposuction.- Padded bras.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Size 20.- Immature.- Gone to seed. - On the shelf.- Divorcee.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43At least I got someone to put a ring on my finger.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Whoa! Ladies, time out.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48You're family. You shouldn't be fighting over a man.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Even me. This stupid competition has got to stop.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56- Agreed.- There's only one way that's going to happen.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58You've got to choose.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- What?- Absolutely.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03So, which one of us do you prefer?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09You're both wonderful, but so different.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- You're beautiful...- Young.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13But experience can be equally attractive.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I'm sorry, I can't choose.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23OK.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26So it's up to us.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27- Winner takes all?- Fine!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29That's not the answer.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30The gloves are coming off.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31May the best woman win!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I think you've cracked it.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Really?- Yeah. 100% improvement.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Then why are you still holding back?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47We're supposed to be joined together. Hip to hip. Thigh to thigh.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I want to feel the sultry heat of a Buenos Aires night.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53And you're giving me a wet afternoon in Letherbridge.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57So you're saying you want to give up?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59No, not now we've come this far.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Maybe you just need a little bit more motivation.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09What's this?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12A dance competition.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15So, Len Goodman's finally sent out your invitation, has he?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17It's just a local thing for beginners, but I thought...
0:15:17 > 0:15:20And I'm supposed to let the great and good of Letherbridge
0:15:20 > 0:15:24see my partner dirty dancing with another woman?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Maybe this isn't such a good idea. - Just a thought.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31You do realise I was joking, don't you?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I understand if you feel a bit jealous.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Tango is a very passionate dance.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Do you really think I'd be worried about you
0:15:39 > 0:15:42having your head turned by Miss Twinkle Toes?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Really, Daniel. You are priceless.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51Now - are you taking me to lunch
0:15:51 > 0:15:54or do you want to carry on practising your pirouettes?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58CHEERING
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Really? That's...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Yes, that's interesting.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Sorry? Oh, really? Discount? Lovely.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Thank you.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Sorry. I'm going to have to call you back.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18OK. I won't be long, OK? Thank you. Bye.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22- Goal!- Good shot.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26What in the blue blazes is going on?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I thought it was time for a change. We could sit around vegetating.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Or have a bit of fun. Get the old blood running.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34She shoots!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36She scores!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Loose balls in a communal area are a health and safety violation.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's good to have the old Heston back, isn't it?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43That isn't the old Heston. That's Heston mark two.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Lighten up, Howard.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47A happy crew makes a happy ship.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Are you going to join us, Kevin?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- No, thanks.- Karen's a natural.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Heston...- I daren't leave the ladies loose with the mallet.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15That's mine!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I wouldn't be seen dead in a cheap rag like that anyway.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Only cos you haven't got the figure for it any more.- I'm in my prime.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Yeah, prime mutton.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25We'll see which Kevin prefers.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27A real woman or a stick insect.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41This is what happens when amateurs try to play with the big boys.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Someone's overindulged.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Hey. At least I'm still living la vida loca.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48You keep telling yourself that.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Everything all right, Doctor Tyler? - Never better.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Good news. Remember the dementia course that you and Doctor Reid were interested in?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Fully booked, wasn't it?- They've had a cancellation. Two in fact.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03And at a nice little discount rate.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Obviously, Emma can't go, but if you're still interested?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Bit short notice, isn't it?- Problem?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11He needs to clear it with "she who must be obeyed" first.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Ah. Of course.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16What do you mean, of course? I don't need Zara's permission.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18If Emma's place is up for grabs, I mean,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- I know I'm only here short-term, but I'd love to go.- Excellent.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25I'll need an answer from either you, or Zara, by the end of the day.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34KNOCK ON DOOR
0:18:41 > 0:18:46This is me working. So speak, or close the door on your way out.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49OK, er...a place has become available on that course.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52The dementia one? Good.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Have you booked yourself on?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56It will mean a night away. A hotel.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59So, you're a big boy.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03You can manage to remember to brush your teeth on your own, can't you?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Toni is going to be going as well.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08So? You're going on a course together.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Not sharing a bed.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I didn't come in to ask for your permission.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I should hope not.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16OK, so I'm going.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24If I didn't trust you, I wouldn't be with you.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25So what is the problem?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46What the...?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Zoe. Paintwork!- What do you think?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Now you can have the best of both worlds - youth and experience.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- You look...- Gorgeous? Irresistible?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Different.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Different enough for you to choose me?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08You can steal my clothes, copy my style,
0:20:08 > 0:20:11but you'll never get those 20 years back, Mother.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Why go for the cheap copy when you could have the real thing?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Do we really have to do this here, now?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I'm not going anywhere until you choose one of us.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Come on, Kevin. Put her out of her misery.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Don't you think this is getting a bit out of hand?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Whoa!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Always were a drama queen.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- How long have you been feeling unwell?- An hour?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Your pulse is a little bit fast.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- What's going on? - Sorry, Howard. Medical emergency.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Well?
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Blood pressure seems OK.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46What did I tell you?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Have you had any of these symptoms before?- No.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50You're wasting your time.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Temperature's normal.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57She was like this when she was little.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Glands aren't swollen. - If she couldn't have her own way, she'd throw a tantrum.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I'm going to need to examine your abdomen.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Oh, why stop there? Get her stripped naked.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Does it hurt here?
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Here?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14It can't be lunch. We both had the same thing and I'm fine.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17I told you. She's just attention-seeking.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You've no idea what it might be?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23You made me a drink.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I thought it tasted funny at the time.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- What?- You put something... Said they were sweeteners.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35- This is ridiculous! - It was those slimming pills you're always throwing down your neck.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38You saying I'd poison my own daughter, over a man?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40These pills. Let me see.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- You're not taking her seriously. - The pills.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51These aren't slimming pills.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Then what are they?
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Anti-depressants.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59What?
0:21:59 > 0:22:03I've been on them ever since your dad left.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Why didn't you tell me?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07It's not something I'm proud of.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Most women get over their divorces perfectly well without having to go on medication.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13But I wouldn't put them in your tea.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14That would be stupid.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16There are only three left.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19No. That can't be right. It's a new strip.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22But I've only had one. Lunchtime. You saw me.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25I don't understand.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33That dementia course.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34What about it?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- I've just told Howard that I'm in. - Good.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38And the dance competition.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39You can sign me up for that as well.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You've changed your tune.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45But I don't want to hear any of this "it's the taking part that counts."
0:22:45 > 0:22:47If we do it, I want to win it.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48They can eat our sequins.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- I need to organise further tests. - What?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56We don't know how many pills you ingested.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57It's that serious?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Your condition might deteriorate.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01It might even be a police matter.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05But I'd never do anything to hurt you. You know that.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Do I?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09What are you doing?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I need to get you to St Phil's.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Can't I just go home? Sleep it off.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- I can't take that risk. - But I'm feeling much better. - Do what the doctor tells you.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20They can carry out a more detailed examination. Even monitor your heart.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Her heart!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Just to be on the safe side.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Three! It was only three pills.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33How can you be so sure?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Because...because I put them in my tea.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38You tried to poison yourself?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41I thought he'd lose interest if he thought you were a psycho.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Could she have done any permanent damage?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50She should be fine in the next few hours.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52But she'll need to be monitored in hospital.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53I'll take her.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56What are we doing?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Fighting over a man. It's pathetic.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01You're young. Beautiful.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03You can have your pick of the men.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Can I? You were lucky.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08You and dad had two decades together.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I can't get a man to commit to two months.
0:24:10 > 0:24:15But when he left me, it felt like my whole life was over.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I didn't think anyone would even look at me again.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20You helped me live again.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22And I've loved having a new best friend.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26But you need a mother.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37So, will I see you both in town next weekend?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40I don't think so.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42You're a lovely man, Kevin.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45But you're not worth losing my mum over.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Amateur.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Karen. That last patient you sent me.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04- What about him?- Very unusual case.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06He said, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09"I've got a cricket ball stuck up my back passage."
0:25:09 > 0:25:11And I said... "Howzat?"
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Thank you and good night!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28HE SIGHS
0:25:38 > 0:25:40And what is dramatherapy?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42It's therapy through drama.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Do you remember being pulled over by the police?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- No.- Actually, we're not mimicking speech.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Actually, we're not mimicking speech.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Alison, stop!- Alison, stop!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Please.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56You've got to help me!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Doug's not interested, OK. So, just back off!