Flipping Cats

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0:00:48 > 0:00:49I'd kill for an ice cream.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Ooh! You don't have to.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53There's one in the freezer with your name on it.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Heston bought ice creams for everyone the other day.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Good old Heston.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Oh, it's gone!- Yeah, I had that.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- That was mine!- Was it? Shame. It was nice.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Idiot.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Greedy idiot.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09You know, you're the opposite of Heston, you are.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Am I?- Yes. He'd never take the last ice cream.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16And he's polite, and funny, and generous.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Is he?- Well, he is at the moment.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Where is Heston anyway?- Day off.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21So he should be here buying us ice creams,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24and making us laugh, instead we're stuck here with you.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- And on that note, see you later. - Where are you going?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Lunch. Why?

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Pick us up some ice creams.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Why would I want to do that?

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Because you took mine and I'm paying - later -

0:01:37 > 0:01:39and if you don't, I won't invite you to the party.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40What party?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I'm going to have an ice cream party in my room later.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44If anyone's interested?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- I am.- Me. Al?

0:01:46 > 0:01:51Erm, no. I don't really like ice cream.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53You party pooper!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55That's me. One big pooper.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59So, anyway all we need now is for Kevin to go to the shops

0:01:59 > 0:02:00and get ice creams.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Fine!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Excellent.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Mint choc, Cornetto. Off you pop!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- What's up with Al? - What do you mean?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16He normally loves ice cream.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20So, Toni, how's the dancing going?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Great, thanks.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Our instructor thinks there's a chance that Daniel and I could win next week.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Get you!- I know!

0:02:27 > 0:02:31He says you just need to focus on what you want, and then go for it.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Easier said than done.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Hmm?- Nothing.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43# Summertime

0:02:45 > 0:02:51# And the livin' is easy

0:02:53 > 0:02:58# Fish are jumpin'

0:02:59 > 0:03:04# And the cotton is high

0:03:07 > 0:03:11# Oh, your daddy's rich... #

0:03:11 > 0:03:14CAR ENGINE STARTS

0:03:14 > 0:03:19# And your ma is good looking

0:03:22 > 0:03:27# So hush little baby

0:03:27 > 0:03:32# Don't you cry... #

0:03:40 > 0:03:41What?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Buy us an ice cream.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44No.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Are you on duty?

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Yes.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53What?

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Quiet day?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55It was before you turned up.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58What's the "S" for?

0:04:02 > 0:04:03"Special".

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Are you a real police officer?

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Yes.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Really?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I'm a trained professional.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Do you get paid?

0:04:13 > 0:04:14No.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16You're not professional, then.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Are they real handcuffs?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Yes!- I bet they're not.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- They are!- Let me see them, then.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30No.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32That's because they're not real.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39# One of these mornings

0:04:41 > 0:04:47# You're gonna rise up singin'

0:04:50 > 0:04:55# Yes you'll spread your wings

0:04:57 > 0:05:00# And you'll take to the skies... #

0:05:00 > 0:05:02DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Yes, although it seems quiet at the moment, actually it's not.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13It seems pretty quiet.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Yes. I grant it's quiet now, but all it takes is one call and

0:05:18 > 0:05:21I could be at the forefront of a major incident.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26I've got to be prepared. That is what I am doing. Waiting. Poised. Ready for action.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You've dropped a bit on your trousers.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh!

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Oh!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33VOICE ON POLICE RADIO

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Erm, 7514.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Location, Sarge?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Well, currently I'm patrolling Letherbridge Park.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48What was that you say? "Cat"?

0:05:49 > 0:05:53A missing cat? You having a joke, Sarge?

0:05:56 > 0:06:01Yes, you're absolutely right, Sir. Yeah. OK. What are the details?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Mrs Barberry.

0:06:06 > 0:06:0911 Chesney Close.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Right, OK, leave that with me.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15OK.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Got your call, then.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Yes. Nice talking to you...?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Archie. - Archie. Have a good day, Archie.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- What are you doing? - I'm coming with you.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- No, you're not.- We can be partners. I won't want paying or anything.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Just buy us an ice cream at the end of the day.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- It's police business! - You're looking for a cat.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's police business.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Where are you going? Chesney Close is this way.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48How do you know?

0:06:48 > 0:06:49I live there.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Oi! Wait for me!

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Heston?

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Heston.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Heston!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Kevin?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12What are you doing here?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I bought you a peace offering.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15A peace offering?

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Ice cream!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ice cream?!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I didn't know I asked for ice cream?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I didn't either. But it's sunny, I was passing by and I thought...

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Thank you.

0:07:35 > 0:07:40Oh! Hello. What are you doing here, Archie?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I'm on police business.- Are you?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Yes. I believe you've lost a cat?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I have. Sandra.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49She's been gone three days now.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Three days. That's quite a while.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- It is, I'm very worried.- You must be.- She never misses a meal usually.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Mrs Barberry?- Hello, Officer.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02I'm here about your cat.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05You too? Oh. How lovely.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07This is my partner. He's Special.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Is he?- He's not my partner. You're not my partner!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Sorry about this, Mrs Barberry. We just met in the park.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17He was eating an ice cream. Weren't you, partner?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18You're not my partner!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Mrs Barberry, would you like my assistance in the search for Sandra?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Two detectives! What a smashing idea!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Would you like to come in for some iced tea?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31You look very hot.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- I...- Yes, please.- Come on, then.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'm not normally a fan of mint choc chip.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50But that's not bad. You not having one?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Saving myself.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55For?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Niamh's ice cream party.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yeah, I know.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Well, thanks. I enjoyed that.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09How come you're still in your pyjamas?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's my day off. Taking it easy.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16It's past lunchtime, that's taking it really easy!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I know. I know.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23I wasn't expecting visitors. Such a beautiful day.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28But you're right, I should get dressed.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Actually, I'm quite parched. I could do with a drink?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Of course.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37These ice creams could do with a few minutes in the freezer as well.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38If you don't mind?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Ooh. Emma?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Gold-eeque!

0:09:49 > 0:09:54I know, I know, daytime shopping is the devil's work. Blah blah.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58What is more interesting to me is, what do you want?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01I want to see you. And I brought you chocolates.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Let's forget about the chocolates, shall we?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05I asked you a question.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06What?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I've been talking to Mandy.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oliver or Al? Decision time.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Emma!- Come on. Do you fancy Al?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17La, la, la...

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Or do you fancy Oliver?

0:10:18 > 0:10:22La, la, la, la... I'm not answering this question.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27Your problem is you have no focus. Everybody needs to have a goal.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Look at me, my goal is to get back on two feet.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I'm desperate to do it. - I'm not desperate for anything!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Everybody's desperate for something.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36I'm not.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37I'm not!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You're infuriating!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Al isn't interested, he's made that very clear.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Oliver is smooth and calm, not very funny sometimes.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52But sense of humour isn't everything and you have to make compromises as you get older.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Shut up, you're babbling.- Right.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59No way!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03I've reported her missing for three days in a row now.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06And nobody came out to see you?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09No. They won't even give me a crime number.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Departmental cutbacks.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12They're not paying some of us.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Now, Mrs Barberry...

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Please, detective, call me Grace.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Well, actually I'm not a de... It doesn't matter.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Grace, in my opinion, I believe that your cat...

0:11:27 > 0:11:32- Sandra.- Sandra has probably just wandered off and she will come back when she's ready.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Detective, Sandra does not "wander off".

0:11:34 > 0:11:38In 11 years she has not "wandered off" once.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42I need you to take this seriously. Do you hear?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Yes.- Good.

0:11:44 > 0:11:49Because I've got a serious suspicion that Sandra has been flipped.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52I beg your pardon?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55You do know what "flipping" is, don't you?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Of course.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58He hasn't a clue.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Looks?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Oliver.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Personal hygiene?

0:12:08 > 0:12:09I don't know!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12What does Oliver smell of?

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Fresh. Like cut grass. I think it's his aftershave.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Al?

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Homely? Slightly damp? A twinge of curry.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I'm putting "Oliver". Hair?

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Al.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Brains?- Draw.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Car?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Bit shallow.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Car?

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Oliver.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Body?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oliver...?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44No, Al. I don't know. Pass!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46You're not allowed to pass.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- It's my list, I can do what I want. - My game, my rules.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54It's not right. You can't reduce people to a list of bullet points.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55You can, and we are.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Right. Close your eyes.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Close your eyes!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04OK.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09Now visualise that it's a hot Sunday morning.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12The sun is streaming in across the bed.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13OK.

0:13:13 > 0:13:19Someone is lying next to you, can you see it?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20I can.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26His arm is gently draped across your body.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30He starts to kiss the back of your neck.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Can you feel it?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34I can.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38You turn to look at him.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I do.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Who is it?

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Michael Fassbender.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Sorry.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58Some criminals steal things then move them on quickly for profit.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Most of these, but not all of them, have been flipped.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's a worldwide epidemic.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Cat and dog theft was up 20% last year.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Somebody tried to grab Paris Hilton's Chihuahua.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14HE CHOKES

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Sorry about that.

0:14:18 > 0:14:24Look. I understand your theory and in my professional...

0:14:26 > 0:14:31In my opinion, I don't think the cat has been targeted by criminals.

0:14:31 > 0:14:36- Why not?- Well, I just don't think anybody would want to "flip" her.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Why not?

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Look.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- She's not worth much, is she? - She's worth a lot to me.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- She's all I have in the world. - Grace, I'm sorry.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48I didn't mean...

0:14:48 > 0:14:52I can understand that she's worth a lot to you

0:14:52 > 0:14:56but I don't think she'd be worth a lot to the criminals.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I'm sure she's gone off for a wander

0:14:58 > 0:15:00and she'll come back when she's good and ready.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I think the chances of her turning up on a website like that

0:15:03 > 0:15:04are a million to one.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06But if she does, we'll be round here in a flash.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09We'd investigate, like that.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10- It's her!- Sorry?

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Look...

0:15:15 > 0:15:17GRACE GASPS

0:15:17 > 0:15:20That's Sandra. That's her!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Are we going in the squad car then?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31There is no we! And look! There is no squad car.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34I'm walking. You should go home and let your mum know where you are.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- I can't.- Why not?!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38My mum's dead.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Right. Well, you should let your dad know where you are.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46He'll be worried about you.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Dad, I'm off with this police officer to solve a crime, OK?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52OK, son. See you later.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05She's in Ireland.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Who?- My cleaner.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Every year she goes for three weeks to visit her family.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Every year this happens.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16I try and keep on top of it, but if I'm honest,

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I quite enjoy letting it go.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19It's liberating.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm the same. Well, sometimes.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I don't have a cleaner though.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26You should get one! It will transform your life.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Yeah?- Yes! It'll free you up to do other things.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Like sunbathing in your pyjamas! - Yes. Like that.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I know why you're here.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42You do?

0:16:42 > 0:16:43You're checking up on me.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Am I?

0:16:45 > 0:16:49You're very kind. I told you my thoughts yesterday.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Nothing's changed since then.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57I admire your perseverance but look at me, I'm fine.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Really.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06A detective, a psychiatrist, Mo Farah,

0:17:06 > 0:17:11and er, oh, yeah, Mr Hyde from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12No-one messes with Hyde!

0:17:12 > 0:17:14- That's a lot of aspirations. - I have big dreams.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17What about your mates? We used to love the summer holidays.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Messing about on our bikes all day long.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21We used to get up to loads of mischief.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25- I don't have a bike. - You need a hobby.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26- I've got a hobby.- What?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I'm training to be a runner. That's what I was doing in the park.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33A good start. Fitness is important. I like to keep myself trim.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- What? - In your day, maybe. Now?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39If a group of kids were chasing you, you'd never get away.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Do kids chase you?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Sometimes. They never catch me. I'm like Mo. Fast.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Watch.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Hold up!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51She's really settled in.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52She's very popular.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56- I like her wacky sense of humour. - She is definitely out there.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Gives me a run for my money!

0:17:59 > 0:18:03An ice cream party? What is that?!

0:18:10 > 0:18:12- I've got just the thing.- For what?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Niamh's ice cream party.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36It can't be right!

0:18:36 > 0:18:40The list doesn't lie. 12 to 4.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Cheer up. At least you know.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Oliver's your man. - Al has nicer eyes though.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48"Nice" doesn't cut it in the long run. Trust me.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57They're not in. And they're not answering the phone.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- They've done a runner.- What are you doing?! Get out of there!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- I'm scoping it out. - Private property!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Look behind the tree.- Freeze.

0:19:07 > 0:19:12Come on, Sandra. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Get her!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17MUSIC: "In The Summertime" by Mungo Jerry

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Wait! Wait! Wait!

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Go round the other side of the pool. Cut her off.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Move slowly now...

0:19:25 > 0:19:28That cat's going nowhere.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Don't let her run through your legs this time.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Do I look like an idiot?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Come on, Sandra.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38CAT MEOWS Damn it.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Oh, no!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42"Good with cats."

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I bet I can climb the tree faster than you.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Nobody's climbing that tree.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Chicken.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56MUSIC: "In The Summertime" by Mungo Jerry

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Come on.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Nothing to be afraid of.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Apart from the fall!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Ignore him, Sandra. Come on.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20CAT MEOWS

0:20:22 > 0:20:24HE GROANS

0:20:31 > 0:20:32BANG

0:20:32 > 0:20:34HESTON SCREAMS

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Heston? Are you OK?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Have you hurt yourself? Let me help?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45You can go. That's how you can help.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46I'm not going to leave you like this.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Get out of my house! I don't want you here.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Not until you tell me what's going on.- You came into my garden.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53And I fell over trying to get you cocktail umbrellas!

0:20:53 > 0:20:55That's what's going on.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- The wrong cat!- Apparently.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- She wasn't a criminal. - Apparently not.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Why did she put her cat up for sale then?

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- She's developed allergies. - Oh.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Yes, "Oh." She was intrigued to why she found me

0:21:14 > 0:21:16laid on my back underneath a tree.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- We were trying to rescue her cat. - That's what I told her.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Did you tell her that you ripped your trousers?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24That didn't come up into conversation.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26My mum has allergies.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- I thought you said your mum was dead?- Oh.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46I was in the garden because...it looked nice. Calm.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52I wanted calm and nice. I didn't want to be in here.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Why?

0:21:54 > 0:21:55I can't escape in here.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Escape what?

0:22:00 > 0:22:01This.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13What have we become?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Nothing unless you sort out your core and hips.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17You leave my core and hips out of it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Hello. Rehearsals going well. - Good.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21I haven't asked you.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Are you going to come and watch us in the competition?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Not my thing.

0:22:27 > 0:22:33Niamh's having a silly ice cream party. Do you want to come?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Again, not my thing.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42I was moving the things around.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46I didn't know. I saw it on the CCTV.

0:22:46 > 0:22:52- Sleep walking? - No. I was fully clothed.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- I don't remember.- At all?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00OK. What else?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I hear things,

0:23:05 > 0:23:09I'm exhausted, my hand shakes, I'm clumsy,

0:23:09 > 0:23:10I fall off chairs.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12What do you think it is?

0:23:15 > 0:23:16A tumour.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Have you been getting headaches?

0:23:22 > 0:23:23Not really.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Not really?

0:23:25 > 0:23:26No.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Any blackouts? Vomiting? - All right, it's got to be something.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I'd rather it was that than...

0:23:34 > 0:23:35..Alzheimer's.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Would you really?- Personally, yes.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Any family history of Alzheimer's?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46No! But that doesn't mean you can't get it!

0:23:46 > 0:23:48What would you tell your patient?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Not to jump to conclusions.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56What tests have you had?

0:23:58 > 0:23:59An MMSE. It came up clear.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01What else?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Have you told your GP?

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Then why are we having this conversation? Call them.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15- I don't want to. - You're private, aren't you?

0:24:16 > 0:24:19You could have an appointment today.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I'll take you.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Call them.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30She has episodes. A bit like Doctor Jekyll.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31She goes to this place.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34She stays there for a while until they fix her up.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36She always comes back.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42I want to be a psychiatrist and fix people like my mum up one day.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46I mean, that is if the running doesn't work out, that is.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Better lay off the ice creams then. - Look who's talking.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Thanks.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00You won't...?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Of course I won't. I'll pick you up at 6.30?

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- You don't have to.- I know.

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Thanks.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11We'll sort it out, Heston. Chin up, OK?

0:25:15 > 0:25:19MUSIC: "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31- Hi.- Hi.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34I decided not to cut my nose off.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- What?- I've been in love with ice cream

0:25:37 > 0:25:39since before I could eat solid foods.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41So can I please come to your party?

0:25:41 > 0:25:47- Of course. That'd be great. - Excellent. Where is everyone?

0:25:49 > 0:25:52She was in the shed. Silly puss.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56I'm sorry to have wasted your time, detectives,

0:25:56 > 0:25:58but there's more iced tea.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00And a chocolate cake. Freshly baked!

0:26:00 > 0:26:05I'm all right, thanks. And you weren't wasting our time.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07INDISTINCT VOICE ON POLICE RADIO

0:26:07 > 0:26:097514.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11OK.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12All right, Sarge.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Off to save the world?

0:26:14 > 0:26:18There's an alarm going off on the industrial estate around the corner.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Can you manage this one yourself? I want some cake.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I'll manage.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER

0:27:06 > 0:27:08I'm here to see Jimmi Clay?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10You must be Isla. He's been expecting...

0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Hey! There she is!- Uncle Jimmi!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14She's his keeper - and with her in here, we've got

0:27:14 > 0:27:16an animal on the loose.

0:27:16 > 0:27:21- The Siege of Letherbridge Castle... - That was an invite, you idiot.

0:27:22 > 0:27:27We'll make that decision if and when we decide it's appropriate.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29You haven't got any evidence, have you?