Banana Bite

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0:00:28 > 0:00:32I'll call you when we're through. See you later!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36You hurt Gran, you know that?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Come on.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41She doesn't have to get up and make breakfast for us, she was being nice.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43We can be nice, can't we?

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Can we just go?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hey! All packed?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57I hope you remembered some itty-bitty Speedos!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Not quite.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01SHE LAUGHS

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Sorry. You're losing your baby and here's me...

0:01:07 > 0:01:12It's fine. It's absolutely fine.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14We're all...fine.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Apparently she's fine.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26There's no point hiding them, Howard's going to find out some time.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30I would like to warn him first. He does not deserve this.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32They really did a number on him.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Give me that.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Mrs Tembe! Mrs Tembe!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Any sign of the papers?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Er...no.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I...I will keep a lookout.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52That warned him, didn't it(?)

0:01:52 > 0:01:55It was not the right time...

0:02:01 > 0:02:04They're supposed to leave these on the desk.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Is that the paper?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Yeah. I haven't read that yet!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You're 15 minutes late, read it on your lunch.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh, no!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Morning.- Good morning. - We're a little early.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41No, early is good.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Our name's Kay. We just moved to the area.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46And you are here to register with us?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yes, I...

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I, uh, I don't think I've got the forms with me, sorry.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54That is not a problem. I have plenty of forms.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56HE GRUNTS

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Do you need a pen?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Yes, thanks. Thank you.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08KNOCK ON DOOR

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Come in.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Are you OK?

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Of course! Why does everybody assume I'd be upset?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I didn't raise my son to hang onto my apron strings...

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Yes, we know that.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Anyway, it's a good thing.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34He needs to see the world and...

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Well, I need to make some changes, too.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38It's just part of the cycle.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40You won't have to worry about empty nesting.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I should sell the house.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46What?!

0:03:46 > 0:03:52Chris and I talked about downsizing after Sam, but now he's going,

0:03:52 > 0:03:54there's nothing to hold me back.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Yeah, but, it's a bit drastic, selling your house, isn't it?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Is it? No more drastic than him going to Australia.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08You moved here...six weeks ago?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Eight. Sorry. That's my writing.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16We came after...Well, after...

0:04:20 > 0:04:22It says you're living with your mum?

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Liam's grandma.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28We just thought, with Liam's mum not here any more, it would be easier.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's good to have the support.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I can see that you're going to my old school.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36- Serious?- Yeah.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38How about that?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Good old Clovewood.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44There's quite a lot of kids from there come to this practice.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45They don't mind it.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48He'll get used to it.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Get off!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Sorry. He's not normally...

0:04:53 > 0:04:55It's fine.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Why don't we get you measured up then, buddy?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Ah, Mr Bellamy...

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Schedule an emergency partners' meeting. What?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Nothing.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Morning...Champ!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I suppose you think that's funny?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16What?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Dr Granger, I am shocked you'd rub this in his face!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Rub what in his face?! I don't know what's going on.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27Are you trying to tell me you have not looked at the front of your own newspaper?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29No! I was in a rush. What is it?

0:05:29 > 0:05:30SHE SIGHS

0:05:30 > 0:05:32You are going to see it eventually.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Your BMI is a little on the low side.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Eat more chips, right, pal?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49You all right?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Yeah. Something just bit me earlier.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- I think the heat in here is making it worse.- Can I see?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Spider!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00In your hood! It jumped...

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I saw something.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05It's a leaf, mate.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Is that what you saw?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Maybe.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Are you disappointed now?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15He would have liked that...his old man carrying home a spider.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18It is definitely a bite. It looks pretty inflamed.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21I had a wasp sting me once and it flared up pretty bad.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Would you mind if I got a second opinion?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26PHONE RINGS

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Hello.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yep.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Spider bite? OK, yeah, I'm free.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Send him through. OK, cheers, Chris.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Hello, I'm calling about one of your properties...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Um...sales. Thanks.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Yes, you have a flat advertised for sale.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56No, I'm not registered.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I was just making an enquiry, really.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00DOOR OPENS

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Yes, I do have a property to sell.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Five-bedroomed family home, in Letherbridge.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11I just don't need that much space any more.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Right.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19(I'll talk to you later.)

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Mm-hm.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Thanks, Karen.

0:07:25 > 0:07:31Oh! Yes, I suppose getting a valuation would be a good start. Let me see...

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I think she's definitely upset.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I just don't think she wants people feeling sorry for her.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah, well, she can be as tough as old boots sometimes.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Not about this.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43You know she's talking about selling the house?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46You what?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Don't get angry. She's just trying to take some control.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50That is my home!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Yeah, until tomorrow.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Then it'll just be her and a load of old memories.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57She's got Karen...

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Chris, she's not running a boarding house, though, is she?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04She could have at least waited until I got on the plane.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Look, you know her better than I do.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08I'm just trying to justify...

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Well, you can't, because there is no justification!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13OK!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15But you don't want to go all angry with her - it's supposed to

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- be a fresh start, so talk to her! - And say what?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22What are you looking for?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh, it's nothing.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I was just checking on the slim chance there might be a spider.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28You what?!

0:08:28 > 0:08:29HE LAUGHS

0:08:29 > 0:08:33One of my patients earlier thought he saw one. I better go and check on him...

0:08:33 > 0:08:35You're not leaving me, are you?

0:08:35 > 0:08:36I just said it's nothing!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Although I might be wrong, so keep a lookout.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44SHE GROANS

0:08:50 > 0:08:53You're not aware of any allergies?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55No. It's really burning.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59You don't suppose it could be a spider bite, could it?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Maybe. Do spider bites hurt like this?

0:09:02 > 0:09:03They can do.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I'm refitting a fruit shop so there's probably...

0:09:06 > 0:09:08HE GROANS

0:09:08 > 0:09:09More pain?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- It's weird...in my chest. - You feel a tightening?

0:09:13 > 0:09:18OK. I think we should get you to hospital, let's go.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Is Mr Halloran still there?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22No.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24How about Mrs Pickle?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28What? Do you think that sounds funny?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29- Dad!- I'm all right.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I'm just going to the hospital to get checked out.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Can you get your gran to take you to school?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- But you said you'd take me!- I can't!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- We'll call her - don't worry. - Are you sure?- No problem.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'll keep you posted, OK?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Do you need my phone?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Well, you'd better give her a call, then.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50KNOCK ON DOOR

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Come in!

0:09:51 > 0:09:55I can't stop. I just wanted to say sorry about the article.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57It was way out of order.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Yeah. I called them. There'll be no retraction.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01But that image was a complete distortion.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02I'll call them if you want.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- You'd do that?- Yeah, if you think it would achieve anything.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07It won't, but thanks.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I tell you what, there is something you could do.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12We've got an emergency partners' meeting.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Uh, I'm not a partner...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I know, I respect that.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19But I need somebody on my side, I could do with your input.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20But I am due at the Campus.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Well, let's say lunchtime, then?

0:10:23 > 0:10:24PHONE RINGS

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Finally!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28You took your time. I'm about to be homeless!

0:10:28 > 0:10:29What?!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Emma's kicking me out.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Has she given you a reason?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Yeah, Chris is leaving home so she's selling the house.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ah!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41"Ah", is that all you've got to say?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'm about to be homeless, but I don't suppose you care.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Of course I care about that.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49But she can't just turf you out, she's got to give some notice.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52No, she doesn't. I haven't got a lease, I've got no protection.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54But you've got me, don't forget.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Why don't you just move back home?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58No!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01What else are you going to do? Rent a place?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04You can't just move in with someone after a handful of dates!

0:11:04 > 0:11:07But it's not like that, is it? It's time to get real.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Argh!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12OK! OK! No pressure...

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Karen?

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Karen?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Argh! Huge, hairy legs!

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Calm down. Was it in the nurses' room?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Great big eyes! Staring at me. - Drink some water.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28What's going on? Mrs Tembe?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30She has seen a spider.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- All this fuss over a spider?! - I've got a patient that might have been bitten by one.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Karen used to suffer from arachnophobia.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38We're trying to run a practice. We haven't got time for arachnophobia!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Anyway, where is this supposed spider?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42A real spider! It was staring at me.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I don't care if it was barking at you, where is it?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- In the staff room!- Thank you!

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I'll go and check.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Have you got through to your grandma?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Yes, she's coming to get me. Can I help you find the spider?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Yes, you can, you can be my scout. Just don't get bitten.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02It's all right, everybody, everything's under control.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07PHONE RINGS IN DISTANCE

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Hello?

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Rob, it's Chris. She's fine, mate, you don't need to come down.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17She's just seen a spider and had a bit of a fright.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18You know what she's like.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Yeah, of course. I'll get her to call you.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23All right, then, bye.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's a bit dark to see.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Liam, be careful.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Maybe you should get up.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33This spider could literally be anywhere.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43SHE LAUGHS

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Is this really necessary? It's one little spider.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Which may have put somebody in hospital.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Well, what are we talking here? If it's that serious, you should close the surgery.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Fantastic publicity(!) Like we hadn't had enough already today(!)

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- You shouldn't have been ogling that woman's breast, should you? - I wasn't.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03We need to get this cordoned off and then wait for pest control.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05This better be worth pest control.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'll get another one. Liam?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Get two!

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I don't suppose you thought to liberate the kettle?

0:13:12 > 0:13:14No.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Is it true what Karen's said about you selling up?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21News travels fast, I've only just decided!

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Are you OK?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I need to get on.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'm here for you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30We have a problem.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Is it the gun or the bucket?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Excuse me?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38An expression. It means "what's wrong now?"

0:13:38 > 0:13:42No-one from pest control can be here till tomorrow.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Looks like it's down to us, then. - I will help.

0:13:45 > 0:13:50- You're all right, Mrs Tembe. - No, I am not afraid.

0:13:50 > 0:13:55In Botswana, I saw a baboon spider bigger than a man's head, even yours.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59With yellow fangs larger than my fingers.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Well, I hardly think ours is of that magnitude.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I have been doing some research.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07The patient was working in a fruit shop, which means

0:14:07 > 0:14:10the spider we are searching for probably hitched a ride

0:14:10 > 0:14:13on the bananas to Letherbridge all the way from Brazil.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Unlikely.

0:14:15 > 0:14:20It was brown, it looked like a rotting banana.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Or even a leaf.

0:14:23 > 0:14:28It can only be the Brazilian wandering spider.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32It is the most deadly spider in the world!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38It's been confirmed it was definitely a spider bite with

0:14:38 > 0:14:40some degree of allergic reaction.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42How is he?

0:14:42 > 0:14:43He's stable, but it would great

0:14:43 > 0:14:46if we could identify the spider we're dealing with.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48As soon as we find it, I'll let you know.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51In the meantime, can you try and get a better description?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Karen's the only one who saw it directly.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55I could ask Liam again.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Great, please, do that.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Any information at this point would be good.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01OK, I'll call you back.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Liam?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Has someone come to pick up that young lad I was with?

0:15:14 > 0:15:15I don't know, I was in the loo.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39All right? Where are you going?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Liam, I'm bigger than you. I'm always going to catch up with you.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I don't care!- Come on, please.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Just leave me alone!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49What's going on, mate? Talk to me.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52He's going to die, isn't he? Like Mum.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54No! Where did you get that idea?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57The lady said that spider kills people.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Mate, she doesn't know what she's talking about.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01No-one does - that's why we were trying to find it.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05The doctor has told me that your dad is going to be absolutely fine.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06OK?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09We can call him off my phone and you can talk to him yourself.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11That's not a problem.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Everything is going to be all right, mate. Now come on.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Come and have a sit-down.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22I think we've extinguished all our options there.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25We have not checked the pipes behind the sink.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Well, why don't we leave that to the professionals?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36You mean pest control?

0:16:36 > 0:16:37We've done our best.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40You know, when I was in Botswana,

0:16:40 > 0:16:45- I was trapped in a bark spider's web...- Yes, I know.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Mr Bellamy...

0:16:47 > 0:16:49It descended upon you...

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Mr Bellamy...- ..with its big, hairy teeth.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Mr Bellamy...! (Do not move.)

0:17:00 > 0:17:03If you startle it, it will panic.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07What will it do then?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Let's not talk about that now.

0:17:13 > 0:17:20I am just going to approach it...very carefully...

0:17:24 > 0:17:26SHE GASPS

0:17:26 > 0:17:29You didn't call your grandma, did you?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32No, OK. We're going to have to do that as soon as we get back.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Deal?

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Liam, no more of this silent treatment.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Give me yes or no.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39OK.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41OK, cool.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Now...it's good to see that you're not so mad any more.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Are you going to tell me why you're so mad?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54It's OK to be upset, mate. I ain't going to tell anyone.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56I'm not. I'm not upset.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58OK.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04Dad and Grandma are upset - they keep crying all the time.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08But I...

0:18:08 > 0:18:10You don't have to cry if you don't want to.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13However you feel is your own business.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20You know...my dad died a little while ago...

0:18:23 > 0:18:29and it took me ages...still taking me time to get my feelings straight.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I was so angry, I was furious!

0:18:34 > 0:18:38I did some really stupid things.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Because I wasn't as sad as I felt I should have been.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49But I've realised that's OK, it's perfectly fine,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52because that was my way of dealing with it.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55I miss my mates and my house. And my teachers.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58My books and my games are all in storage.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01I can't even ask Dad or anyone because they're all upset,

0:19:01 > 0:19:03all the time.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05It's OK for you to want your old life back.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08You've had a massive change!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11It's perfectly fine for you to feel bad about it.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13I'm supposed to feel bad about Mum!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yeah? Who says so?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Eh?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Whatever you're feeling, that is right for you.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Don't give yourself a hard time cos you're not feeling something

0:19:23 > 0:19:28you think you should be, you'll end up driving yourself doolally tap!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Give yourself a break!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Yeah?- OK.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Right. Now take a deep breath...before you faint

0:19:39 > 0:19:42and make yourself look like a twonk.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50I'd like to thank you for giving up your lunch break.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51I think we know why we're all here.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55This article, a gross misrepresentation.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58OK. In that case, are we considering legal action?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Yeah, because that will get it off the front page(!)

0:20:00 > 0:20:02I think he's right.

0:20:02 > 0:20:07As much as I'd like to, I think it would only prolong the negativity towards the practice.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10We need to stop this now by acting decisively and constructively.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Are we all agreed?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13BOTH: Agreed.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16We do this by demonstrating our commitment to breast-feeding here at the practice.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Agreed?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Mm.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23First thoughts...educational campaign?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Our health visitors already offer that as part of their new mother programme.

0:20:28 > 0:20:33All right, another idea - public workshops or demonstrations?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35You want more demonstrations?

0:20:35 > 0:20:39Well, you think of an idea! I don't know anything about breast-feeding.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I think we should nominate Zara as the best-qualified person in practice.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Just because she's a woman?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47No, because she's a new-ish mum herself. But anyway,

0:20:47 > 0:20:50if you'd rather lecture a room full of nursing mums...

0:20:50 > 0:20:54No, you could be right. I just don't think it wouldn't be appropriate for me to ask her...obviously.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56PHONE RINGS

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Hello?

0:21:00 > 0:21:03What shall we go and buy? A 'nana?

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Would you like a 'nana? Now I'm doing it!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Forget I said that, and do not tell your father.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13It's "banana", Joe, "banana"...

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Mr Bellamy, the pest-control man is here.

0:21:28 > 0:21:33No, it is not a Brazilian wandering spider,

0:21:33 > 0:21:38but very similar - it is a huntsman, as I suspected.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44No, not out loud, but I suspected it...

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yes, Mr Bellamy.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- He would like you to take it away now.- Sign here, please. - Thank you.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59No more banana riding for you!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05I am not going to kick you out!

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- Well, you could have said that! - I did!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09You didn't!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I did, didn't I? Oh, Lord! I'm sorry.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15With everything going on, I must have forgotten...I'm sorry.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Tea, ladies?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Thanks, yes, please.- Thanks.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Look, I'm just trying to find out where I am.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Nothing is decided yet, and whatever happens, you will be fine.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31You never know, you might both end up somewhere even better!

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Really?

0:22:33 > 0:22:34If it was me, I'd move to the country.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Get a big house with a garden...

0:22:36 > 0:22:39That's hardly downsizing!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41I might buy somewhere in the city centre.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Somewhere really swanky!

0:22:43 > 0:22:44A penthouse!

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Let's get the valuation first.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48But it's possible, isn't it?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Just because Chris is having an exciting time,

0:22:50 > 0:22:52doesn't mean you can't!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55I suppose so.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59This is your time. No more worrying, no more responsibility.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Mm.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Are you scared?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Don't be.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15He's just in there.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Hey...what's this?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I'm OK!

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Are you OK?

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Hey, Mum....

0:23:45 > 0:23:50No reason. Just thought I'd keep you posted.

0:23:53 > 0:23:58No, I ain't scared of spiders. Yeah.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Do you realise how much damage you have done?!

0:24:06 > 0:24:09We are already struggling to keep women breast-feeding.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12The national drop-off rate for new mothers is more than 30%.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16But in Letherbridge less than 50% of woman even initiate breast-feeding at all!

0:24:16 > 0:24:19We should be championing these women not stigmatising them!

0:24:19 > 0:24:23- I agree.- Do you? It doesn't look like it. It looks like...

0:24:23 > 0:24:26the opposite. It looks like...

0:24:26 > 0:24:29I can't even tell you what it looks like, except to say

0:24:29 > 0:24:32that it's completely inappropriate for a supposedly modern,

0:24:32 > 0:24:3521st-century practice to be projecting such a puerile

0:24:35 > 0:24:39representation of what is, after all, a perfectly normal, healthy,

0:24:39 > 0:24:40life-affirming, natural function!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Well, what do you suggest I do?

0:24:43 > 0:24:47You?! You shouldn't be allowed to do anything. You shouldn't be allowed anywhere near these women.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50We need a whole programme of education and promotion to

0:24:50 > 0:24:53show firstly that we are not dinosaurs, and secondly that we do

0:24:53 > 0:24:57actually care about nursing mothers specifically within this community!

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Which is going to take a considerable investment.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01As it should!

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Yes, well, I agree. And you have my full support.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05What?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Whatever resources you need will be made available to you.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09I'm not suggesting that I...

0:25:09 > 0:25:13I can't think of anybody in this practice more passionate. Can you?

0:25:13 > 0:25:17And since you've rightly gleaned the scale of this disaster,

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I'll leave it to you to find a solution.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- What's this?- Complaints from this morning.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Hopefully you'll be able to reassure them of our plans in the future.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Are you sure that there's nothing I can say?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Do you honestly want me to bottle it?

0:25:42 > 0:25:44It's time for a change.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46You've got to love the evolution.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- It's supposed to be easy.- What is?

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Feeding your baby. - You ARE feeding the baby.- Am I?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- You'd look great in all silver and brown leather.- Would I?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Hoo-hoo!