Crikey!

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0:00:29 > 0:00:35Streuth! Fair dinkum, weighs a tonne, this. Crikey mate!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Please. Not the Crocodile Hunter. Not all day.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Woo-hoo! Isn't she a beaut!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Stop it! I'm not a furry animal!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46How much Steve Irwin can we take?

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Who's Steve Irwin?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Jack and Immie will have watched it...The Crocodile Hunter.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Kids loved it.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53It wasn't just for kids!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Course not.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59You should have a party.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00No, I don't want one.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02What you doing then?

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Go to work this morning, then have a bit of lunch with the mum.

0:01:07 > 0:01:12And then London, pick up your visa, long haul...

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Karen, why don't you join us for lunch?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Got a thing with Rob.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23You all right?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Me? Of course.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35A cup of hot chocolate, left the spoon in for the skin.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Wish I could stay.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Go on, you'll be late.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'm coming home for lunch.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Don't fuss. I'll be fine. We'll be fine.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48I know. Number one mum.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54I've wheedled out of playground duty now though so I might as well.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Bit of toast then I'm off.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Can you explain to me again why we think he can do this?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Because he's the only one with a day off and he's Chris's mate.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15You're Chris' mate. You could've thrown a sickie.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16I mean, come on, really, Biglow.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18HOOTS LIKE AN OWL

0:02:21 > 0:02:23What is this? Narnia?

0:02:23 > 0:02:24You're late.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Alice In Wonderland?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Sorry, Barry.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Comrades, there are timing and logistics to go through with you,

0:02:32 > 0:02:38but otherwise I am totally across the project, barring a little fluidity.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Money.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Two things.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Firstly, GPs typically earn between nigh on 54,000,

0:02:45 > 0:02:47and just over £81,000 per annum...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49How do you know that?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51We can all Web Seek UK, Dr Haskey.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Clearly.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Practice nurses usually trouser something in the low 20s,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58so put your purse away, Nurse Marquez.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Two things?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- I'll be working in cash.- Cash?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03With what I've got to do?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07That'd be as much use to me as a tin of dog meat at a vegan supper party.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Right then, little big man, let's see how much agony you can

0:03:14 > 0:03:17put your mother through this morning.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Shall we? Granny Fuller fed five.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24She could have breast fed the Premiere League.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Yes, she could. Granny Fuller.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Fuller advice, Fuller guidance, Fuller milk.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Granny Fuller's a pain in the bum, isn't she?

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Oh, yes, she is. She fed your daddy until he was three.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Squirty Gerty.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Are you hungry? I'm sorry you're hungry.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Thanks.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02So, this is it then?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Are you sure that there's nothing I can say?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Do you honestly want me to bottle it?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I'm sorry, I'm just being selfish.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15You're never selfish.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Chris, there's something I want to say...

0:04:20 > 0:04:21MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:04:23 > 0:04:25You've got to get that.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Emma Reid.- Ms Reid... - Doctor Reid.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Of course, sorry, I knew that. Toby Waters.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Delighted to be your real estate professional of choice.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39I'm sure you are.

0:04:39 > 0:04:434:30 at the property still OK? Absolutely fantastic location.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Yes...I'll see you then.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Excellent.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Operation Dingo Donga is good to go.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03'Operation Dingo Donga!'

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Operation what?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08If I told you, I'd have to kill you. You've heard about Chris?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Yes, I heard. And, he's leaving after lunch.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Uncharacteristically swift of him.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Anyway, those of us that can are going to organise a little...

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Thank you very much, Mrs Sidbury.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20I'll be sure to check down the dunny.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28It is neither a myth nor a joking matter.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Black widow spiders lurk down Australian lavatories.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34I'll be on my guard.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Good.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Because I will not always be on hand

0:05:38 > 0:05:40to protect you from noxious arachnids.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I am going to miss you, Nurse Reid.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Really?- Of course.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Will you be flying by way of Dubai?

0:05:56 > 0:06:01I have some tips if you find you have a long stop over.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Book a shower cubicle, there are always too few.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Good morning, The Mill Health Centre. How may I help you?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Hello, this is Rachel Fuller. I need Nurse Marquez.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I had Harry ten days ago and I know breast is best,

0:06:14 > 0:06:16and I totally want to feed him myself, but...

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Can I stop you there?

0:06:18 > 0:06:19What?

0:06:19 > 0:06:24If baby Harry is ten days old, I'm sure that your health visitor

0:06:24 > 0:06:26will be happy to assist you.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28No. I don't like her. She's a cow.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Mandy promised she'd be there...

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Mrs Fuller?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Never mind.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Mrs Fuller?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:07:03 > 0:07:05All right there, Mrs Thompson?

0:07:05 > 0:07:09I see your Lee's managed to get that tattoo lasered off his forehead.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I can't stop. I've got to find another way to skin a koala.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Not really, Mrs Thompson!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Crikey!

0:07:24 > 0:07:28She's not as tough as what she makes out...that's all I'm saying.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30She's no Dr Carmichael.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Empty nest syndrome.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Barry's not phoned has he, Mrs Tembe?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I have not spoken to Mr Biglow today.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Why do you want to see Barry?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43I had a call from one of your new mothers...Rachel Fuller?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Ah, Rachel, she's lovely.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I have left a message with her health visitor, but...

0:07:49 > 0:07:52No, she can't stand her health visitor.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Which one? Not the sour, granite-faced Cockney?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00I'm not surprised. She thinks she's on Call The Midwife.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04I think Mrs Fuller is having difficulty breast feeding.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07She probably just needs a bit of bolstering, I'll pop round.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Well, don't forget to mention

0:08:08 > 0:08:11our new educational campaign fronted by Zara.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16We must do our breast best to help our new mothers.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Although, not many of them needed our help the other day.

0:08:19 > 0:08:25Howard, imagine your nipples dry and cracked.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28So dry and cracked that they bleed.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33You're a new mother, and you think feeding your baby is going to feel

0:08:33 > 0:08:36like rose petals settling on your breasts.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41I'm here to tell you it doesn't feel like that.

0:08:42 > 0:08:50Your beautiful, little baby is a ravenous, bone-gummed creature,

0:08:50 > 0:08:53and you might want to feed him your milk...but your nipples?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Dear God, your nipples...

0:08:57 > 0:09:00A baby might be toothless, Howard, but a baby can gnaw.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11Mind you, though, if you can just get through those first few weeks.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15All that bonding.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17They're your babies forever, then.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21DOOR SLAMS

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I've got you...

0:09:32 > 0:09:33..some Turkish Delights.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34What? Why?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Because you love them and you can have masses of extra calories

0:09:38 > 0:09:41when you're breast feeding.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Shall I?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50How was school?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Miss Rogers staged a coup and took over the hockey.- Cow!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I know...means I've got Year Six swimming.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Sucks...you don't know how lucky you are.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01DOORBELL RINGS

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I'll go.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Take Harry up and see if you can settle him.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Hello! Rachel?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Hey, Ben, how you doing?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10You left your keys in the door.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Call me baby brains?!

0:10:16 > 0:10:17BABY BREAKS WIND

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Excuse you, impressive.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21That's my boy.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Excuse us gents, won't you?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Mrs Tembe was concerned.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37It just hurts so much.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I keep trying but I don't know if he's getting enough milk.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42I don't know if he's getting anything. And, it really hurts.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Ben's so proud. He thinks I'm a proper earth mother.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I don't want him to know I'm not. Why's it so difficult?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50There's lots of things we can try...

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Not that health visitor woman...she bottle fed her kids. She told me.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56She's kind of insulted because I don't want to bottle feed Harry.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58He's so tiny. I won't give him formula.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00I should be able to feed him.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Right, let's let him have another little nap, then we'll try again.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07I've got some nipple spray in the car, so we can make a backup plan.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's your choice, Rachel, nobody else's.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Every woman's different.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- I'm so inadequate.- No.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Biglow?! That halfwit?!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Barry's a good man to have on your team.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh, please.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25It is nice for Nurse Reid that someone is making an effort.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28What effort? I say again...Biglow? Party planner?

0:11:28 > 0:11:32That ridiculous little man with his colour-coded parking cones

0:11:32 > 0:11:37and his polyester slacks. Have you all gone quite mad?

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Cuppa, Barry?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Kevin has got Chris out of the way.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Great work, Barry, great work.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49It appears, Dr Carmichael, that the lunatic has taken over the asylum.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Everything's in there.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Isn't she doing brilliantly?

0:12:00 > 0:12:01I've got to get back.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Love you.- Bye!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Aren't you going to say anything?

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Like what?

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Like...it doesn't make any sense to hide things from Ben.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Like, why are you pretending everything's fine.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Like, how can he be supportive like you need him to be

0:12:24 > 0:12:26if you don't tell him something's wrong.

0:12:26 > 0:12:31Rachel...why don't you just tell him it's not as easy as he thinks?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34What can he do? He can't feed Harry.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35He would if he could.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Look...we're kicking off

0:12:36 > 0:12:38a new breast feeding support group at The Mill next week...

0:12:38 > 0:12:40With the horrible health visitor?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42I can't cope with that opinionated cow.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46No, I wouldn't do that to you. It's with Dr Carmichael.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Is she nice?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I love Turkish Delight!

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Have one.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52No, better not. I'm already late.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Sorry...I'll have another go when he wakes up.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58You call me if you need me.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59And tell Ben.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01If your Dr Carmichael can't help.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Going to try her first. OK? Deal?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07OK. Deal.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11I've e-mailed you with an attachment but I felt a signed,

0:13:11 > 0:13:13original reference was in order.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17It's a good one. You're a good nurse.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Go on, you can have the last five minutes off.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28You sure?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Unless you want me to find you a polyp for you to inspect?

0:13:31 > 0:13:32No...

0:13:37 > 0:13:38You're all right.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39You too.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50ALL: Woo! Yeah!

0:13:55 > 0:13:56G'day, cobber!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, did you do all this?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Mandy knobbled me in the co-op last night.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Doctors Haskey and Tyler stumped up.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05They've been very generous after a sticky start.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Aw, guys!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I have to say...I feel underdressed.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Dr Reid, as if I'd forget you.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh, thank you.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19We could see what's on in 3D tonight.

0:14:19 > 0:14:213D makes you feel sick.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Only when I give in to my inner old fart.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Are you sure you don't want to pop to the Icon?

0:14:26 > 0:14:27I fancy pizza.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Look, I know it's hard to say goodbye...

0:14:29 > 0:14:31And, I've got a right yen for garlic balls.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Chris will miss you. Whatever you say, so think about it.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Think about what?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37It might be harder rather than easier

0:14:37 > 0:14:39if you miss the chance to say goodbye.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Now, we are looking for a full swallow!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Spit or swallow?

0:14:55 > 0:14:56That's disgusting.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Spit or swallow?

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Good man!

0:15:06 > 0:15:10I cannot believe you bought a dingo's privates in Letherbridge...

0:15:10 > 0:15:13let alone that you had them lightly fried.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16You wouldn't want a well done one, Mrs Tembe.

0:15:16 > 0:15:22It's a bit of calf's liver... willie-shaped. Pardon my French.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23G'day, cobbers!

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Oh, no, I can't possibly act like I'm on Neighbours.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Didn't know you watched Neighbours?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Certainly don't.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Now then, young Christopher.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Don't you crumble, not when I'm so impressed

0:15:36 > 0:15:39with all your gumption and your get up and go.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41These are some Australian dollars.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Spend them on something wonderful or frivolous...

0:15:45 > 0:15:47and know that you are missed.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Who'd have thought it?

0:15:50 > 0:15:55Sorry...nipple crisis.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Have you seen Karen?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02No. Are you going to do a speech?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05He's about to.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06I don't know what to say.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Yes, you do.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Thank you so much for this, guys!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Mandy's idea.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I thought you might have something to do with it.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27My pal Mandy...

0:16:28 > 0:16:31..who has never given up on me!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37I could stand about for hours

0:16:37 > 0:16:40and thank you all for how amazing you've been...

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Shall we sit down?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43..but, I'd miss my train.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I've got to say, this isn't the first happening

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Baz's had a hand in organising for me.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Don't tell them about Bar Sport.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53I was going to mention the double date

0:16:53 > 0:16:55with the dental nurses from Northfield.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Good grief!

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Teeth like gravestones!

0:17:03 > 0:17:07And the divine Mrs T...

0:17:07 > 0:17:11best fundraiser in the world, and a great friend.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20There's someone who has done more for me than he will ever know...

0:17:23 > 0:17:24..Jimmi, thanks, man.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32You're all great.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I feel bad now.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48It's too late, I don't think we'd make it.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I did try and tell you.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I know...but Chris is such a nice bloke.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Emma did a good job on him.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01She did.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Our Jack's a nice bloke. When he left...

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Anyway...

0:18:11 > 0:18:13How'd you think Emma's doing?

0:18:13 > 0:18:14She's fine.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Really? Missing your kids cos they've left home? It's grim.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Things change, people go, kids leave home...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Right, well, this is it then.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Mum, I don't want you to come to the train.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- But...- Because I really love you...

0:18:53 > 0:18:55That's what I wanted to say in the Icon,

0:18:55 > 0:18:57but I couldn't with everyone there.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Chris...- Everything's easy...

0:19:04 > 0:19:05..except saying goodbye to you.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I love you.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17You've got to go, you've got to...please.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20OK, OK...

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Biglow, can I just say... all credit to you. No notice.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Bush tucker trials and outfits, such as they are...

0:19:41 > 0:19:44you've even managed a hint of ambience.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I was sure you'd mess things up...

0:19:46 > 0:19:47That you were going to...

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Are you flinching? Why are you flinching?

0:19:50 > 0:19:51I'm waiting for abuse.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Oh, you snivelling...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Uncalled for.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Biglow you're a total twerp.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02I might be a twerp, but when I wake up in the morning,

0:20:02 > 0:20:03you'll still be nasty.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Is that all you've got?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Aren't you short without your heels on?

0:20:15 > 0:20:16So sorry, do come in.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19I just don't know where today went.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Not a problem. I've got some fantastic shots

0:20:21 > 0:20:22of the front of the house.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Really? Already?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26That's how we sell houses, Dr Reid...

0:20:26 > 0:20:28we'll put it on the market when you're ready.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31It's what we in the trade call an HC.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34HC?

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Hot cake. We've got people lining up for properties round here.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Really?

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Well we've been through a lot in this house.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46My son's just left to go to Australia...

0:20:46 > 0:20:49I have a lodger though. Well, she's more of a friend, really.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Anyway, it's time for a change.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Got to love the evolution.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Yes, you do.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Completely desirable.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07This is the kitchen.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Obviously, why do people say that?!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20This was my son's room.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Another excellent bedroom.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24I thought it'd be chaos.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Wow-factor by the bucket.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29The garden's fantastic. Reception room's fantastic.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Kitchen...no need to refit.

0:21:31 > 0:21:37# I wanna thank you

0:21:37 > 0:21:42# For giving me the best days of my life... #

0:21:42 > 0:21:44He always used to call me soppy

0:21:44 > 0:21:47because I always really liked that one.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Do you need a moment?

0:21:48 > 0:21:53I can do the stats on the master, so I've got the details...

0:21:53 > 0:21:54since I'm here anyway.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03SHE WEEPS

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Evening, Mother.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Good day?- Kind of. How about you?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Yeah, it's fine. Great.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33How do you mean "kind of"?

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Nothing.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Was everything OK with the nurse? - Fine.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Only I've been thinking...if you're feeling a little bit isolated,

0:22:42 > 0:22:46with me being back at work, maybe we could ask my mum.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47No!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Just to come round for a bit and, you know, help.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52No. She'll tell me how she did it and how it was easy for her.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53I couldn't bear it.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54How what was easy for her?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Because it was. It's supposed to be easy.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- What is?- Feeding your baby.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01You are feeding the baby.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Am I? I don't think so.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08I'm not sure he's getting enough milk and I feel useless.

0:23:08 > 0:23:15Hey, hey...you are not useless. You are wonderful.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Do not call your ten-gallon mother.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Ten-gallon?

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Sorry.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25What can I do?

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Just let me moan?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Spoil me over the weekend take me to The Mill on Monday.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37I don't want to give up...not yet.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39I need some help...sorry.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Whatever you want.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Whether you decide to put your home on the market or not, Dr Reid,

0:23:57 > 0:24:01it's worth having a current market valuation.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04It's...it's been an emotional day.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Moving is emotional.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'm so sorry about before.

0:24:14 > 0:24:19It's a wrench, of course it is, but look...cavernous great house,

0:24:19 > 0:24:23over three floors, four bedrooms, three receptions...

0:24:23 > 0:24:26is that you?

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Now?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30It's always been perfect.

0:24:32 > 0:24:38Realise this asset... and find your new perfect.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Canal side? Somewhere funky?

0:24:41 > 0:24:44The Jewellery Quarter? City living, or maybe rural?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Oh, I'm too knackered for that kind of change.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Rubbish.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52You'd look great in all silver and brown leather...

0:24:52 > 0:24:53or jodhpurs.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Would I?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Yeah, proper perfect.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Whoa! I don't think so!

0:25:06 > 0:25:08You were flirting.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11You're old enough to be my mother.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Don't be ridiculous.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16You know what, just go. I'm not selling.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18- I'm going.- Good!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Whatever.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23And you know...you were flirting.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25I'm an estate agent! It's my job to flatter.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28"Flatter"? Oh, please.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Delusional.- And I'm staying put.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Fine. I hope you'll be happy in your great big, lonely house.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Don't worry, I will be!

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Heathrow, please, mate.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04- Hello?- You lost your mobes?

0:26:04 > 0:26:05What?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08I've left you loads of messages. Me and Rob were going to the pictures,

0:26:08 > 0:26:09but I'm going to come home.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Did Chris get off all right?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Yes...he's probably in London by now.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17- I'm coming back - No, don't be silly.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19No, you must be feeling rotten.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Please, Karen, don't worry about me.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I'm coming.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26OK, I'll see you later.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41I'm becoming one of those woman, aren't I?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Who lives their lives for their children. A total bore.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Hi, you all right, Rachel, how's it going?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53I'm sorry, I have to go.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55What have you done to your eye?

0:26:55 > 0:26:57It was you!

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Maybe some women just want to take the easy way out.