0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a beautiful morning
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Ahh
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# I think I'll go outside For a while
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# And just smile
0:00:48 > 0:00:52# Just take in some Clean fresh air, boy
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# Ain't no sense in staying inside
0:00:55 > 0:00:59# If the weather's fine And you got the time
0:00:59 > 0:01:05# It's your chance to wake up And plan another brand-new day
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# Either way It's a beautiful morning... #
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Good morning! - BOTH: Morning.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Another day, another exposure to the flu virus
0:01:13 > 0:01:16a menagerie of ticks, and parasitic worms!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19On the plus side, we're a day closer to our deaths!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Cheer up! I have coffee!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Life saver. Two sugars.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- Any Lapsang Souchong?- Sure, milk and sugar?- I'll make it myself.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30What are you so cheerful about, Tyler?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32You're about to get up close and personal
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- with some very unpleasant germs! - I don't care about today.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Because when the day is over, I have a perfect evening planned.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- It involves sex, doesn't it? - Yes, it does!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Spare us the details.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- How about you - hot date? - I do, as it happens.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Really?- Who is she? - Her name is Dame Joan Sutherland.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50It's her Turandot.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Zubin Mehta's 1972 recording, with the London Philharmonic.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- And that's your "perfect evening"? - I think it qualifies.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I, too, have a perfect evening planned
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- for when the daily grind comes to a halt.- Niamh?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yeah, but it's not what you're thinking!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07How do you know what I'm thinking?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Heston?- OK, you both know what I'm thinking!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13No, she's just going come over to my place, quiet night in.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Some pizza and beer.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Sounds like a perfect evening. - Let's hope so.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19OK. Whatever tickles your pickle! In the meantime,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- this will get you through morning surgery.- Let's hope so.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Think about the evening and it will get you through the day!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Got nothing else...
0:02:34 > 0:02:35SHE KNOCKS
0:02:35 > 0:02:37SHE BANGS
0:02:38 > 0:02:40SHE KNOCKS
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Good morning!
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- Oh! Nice to see a smiling face in the morning!- Isn't it just?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's just brain chemistry and neuroscience.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I think about pizza and beer and Dr Donoghue,
0:02:53 > 0:02:56the serotonin kicks in, and it tells my body that I am happy,
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- and that it is so.- Well, it's nice to know that romance isn't dead.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02What do you mean?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Well, you can't just manufacture a romantic evening
0:03:05 > 0:03:08by mixing hormones in a biochemical reaction.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Well, actually, serotonin is a neurotransmitter, not a hormone.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- You should know that. - Is that right?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- I'm going to mess it up, aren't I? - Could you pass me my notes, please?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- I'll carry them.- Thank you.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Are you...?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Just wondering, how's it going with Oliver?- Oh, fine.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Thank you for the recommendation. He's very helpful.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I didn't expect I'd be suffering from depression,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48but it's all sorted now, thanks.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53And the other stuff? The moving things...the memory loss...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- What memory loss?- Very funny!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- I'm fine.- Well, that's good!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Um...
0:04:02 > 0:04:06I was wondering whether sitting all alone, listening to opera,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09might not be the best thing for a recovering depressive...
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Recovered. - Just a thought, Heston.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Oh, Emma!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Tonight, bottle of red wine, enjoying the stereophonic bliss
0:04:19 > 0:04:22that is Dame Joan Sutherland singing Puccini?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Could you pass me a bottle of water from the fridge, please?- Of course.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Puccini?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Yes, I've never been a fan, to be honest...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Sorry.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, um...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Is everything all right with him?
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Yeah, I think so.- It's just that he's being a bit strange.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56And now I think about it, Al's being weird, as well -
0:04:56 > 0:04:59is something going on?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00No...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02There is. What is it?
0:05:02 > 0:05:03It's nothing.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07All right, OK, well...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10They're jealous, I reckon.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Jealous?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I've got this hot date tonight. She's coming round tonight.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- You're on a promise.- Yeah, maybe.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Oh, you've got to see her, she's young, she's gorgeous...- How young?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Old enough to know better!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I've told her I'm in the music industry!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29She thinks I know Lady Gaga, Katy B... All that lot.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- Does she? Is that a good idea?- Yes.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38When she steps into your upmarket, luxury, two-up-two-down
0:05:38 > 0:05:40she won't think, even for a moment,
0:05:40 > 0:05:44that you might just be a boring GP in Letherbridge?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49You're right... What am I going to do?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Don't ask me.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54No. Not you. Mandy!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Mandy will know what to do...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Right, this is the situation.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Poppy's coming round tonight - she thinks I'm really cool.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06She thinks I'm in the music industry -
0:06:06 > 0:06:09concerts, record deals, best friends with Simon Cowell -
0:06:09 > 0:06:12the only problem is my house is not cool, and I really, really...
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- ..really, want to get your leg over.- No!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yeah.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You have to tell her the truth.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I can't do that, not tonight. Tonight's supposed to be perfect.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24SHE TUTS What?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Maybe it will, maybe it won't.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Depends if you take my advice, don't it?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Jimmi, I need to be romantic!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Ah, Al... Man, you are lovely.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41But I haven't thought of you that way. Can we just stay as friends?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'm serious. I don't "get" romance.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I never have, never will,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I could. I need a crash course.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52# You must remember this
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# A kiss is still a kiss
0:06:54 > 0:06:57# A sigh is just a sigh... #
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- That's beautiful, but it hasn't helped.- Casablanca.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Scientifically proven to be the most romantic film in the world, ever.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Eh? It's a great war film.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- But I don't think it's meant to be romantic?- Seriously?!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, I don't know! I am hopeless!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Is this what Niamh wants? She wants romance?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15It's what I want. It's what I want for her.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20I want it to be perfect. Without me messing it up. Again.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26It's an old recording, but it's the best there is.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28It really is an experience to experience!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32It sounds wonderful, Heston. But I am otherwise engaged this evening.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Washing your hair?- No. Well, yes, but only because I'm seeing someone.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Oh, Al. Yes, of course. He's looking forward to it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Mandy.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Heston...
0:07:43 > 0:07:47You are a vivacious young woman who's out on the town every night.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48- What are you suggesting?- Nothing!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I was just wondering, what it's like to have a social life.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- It's not all it's cracked up to be. - Tell me about it!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Well, as you've both got time on your hands this evening?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I have a cunning plan. And it's going to be perfect!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You are getting so grown-up, young lady!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13But not that grown-up!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Where did you get this from anyway?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- It's Angela's, she's lending it me. - Is she now?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- You know she's got a boyfriend! - She's had boyfriends since Year Six.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27This one's a real boyfriend.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29He's much older than her.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I hope he knows how old she is.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33He makes out he's in the music business -
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- knows all these famous people. - And what is he really?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40He's a doctor. A GP.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42He's actually pretty cool.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Really? Do Angela's parents know about this?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49You can't tell them! She'll kill me. It's a massive secret.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Please.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Is he going to be there tonight?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56No! Just me and Angela. Girlie night out.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57I won't be back late. Promise.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01OK. But I don't think that's a good idea though.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Yeah, no.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Your tea's on the table. - Yeah, I'll be down in a sec.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Sometimes this place is crazy.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- I can't, Jimmi.- What?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Opera. I can't.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- How bad can it be? - Excruciating.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Yeah, I know, But he was giving me this "Sad Heston" look on his face.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Please, don't make me!- You can't back out now. That's not fair.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35I'm not going to do it on my own!
0:09:35 > 0:09:40You know about music! You can talk to him about...notes and stuff.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43But one-on-one? Nah, I'm not doing that!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I'll pick you up at seven.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46I hate you, Dr Clay!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50DOOR BELL RINGS
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Wow!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12It's not quite what I expected.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Well, the office is a little bit more - reoww - you know?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22That's where I keep all the Brit Awards, and the MTV stuff.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Platinum discs up on the walls.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Really?- Yeah, but you can't let that stuff get to you.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Got to keep yourself grounded.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32So I prefer to have this place a little more...understated.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34That's one word for it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38I like it.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40You do?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Yeah, it's comfy.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yeah.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49You know, my sister doesn't believe you know Katy B.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Course I do.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Can you get us tickets to see her?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I'll look into it. First thing tomorrow.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Great.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07UP-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC
0:11:34 > 0:11:35DOOR BELL RINGS
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Wow, you look amazing.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55You don't look too bad yourself.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57We're through...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59OK.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06KNOCK AT DOOR
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Yes, yes! I'm just coming!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Hello, hello! Lovely to see you, come in.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Mandy, Jimmi.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Mandy, you are looking absolutely radiant!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Ah, thank you. This is for you.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Very kind, no need, no need.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Lovely! - I haven't brought you anything.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Well, you brought yourselves, and that's what matters.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Yourselves, and your ears!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- I'm really looking forward to it. - Me, too. Just go through, please.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Lovely...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44You know, she still won't believe you.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What?
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Lou. Unless they're really, really good tickets.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Yeah, of course. - "Access all areas"?
0:12:56 > 0:13:01Tea and cucumber sandwiches in Katy's dressing room. How's that?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04What has your sister got against me, anyway?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Typical student, thinks she knows everything.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I thought you were a student.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13She hasn't been a student for ages! She's working now.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16OK, cool, what does she do?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Does it matter?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I don't really want to talk about my sister.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Right, sorry, what do you want to talk about?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26No, I don't really want to talk at all.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- You know how to treat a girl. - Some girls deserve the best.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Champagne?- No, it's a Gueuze.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49It's a Belgian beer. Is that all right?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Pour me a glass and find out.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53DRINK POURS
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- That's OK.- Oh!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59DRINK POURS
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- And...cheers.- Slainte.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08TINK!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13SHE SPLUTTERS
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Sorry, it's really strong!
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- It is known for its strength. Um... - SHE COUGHS
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I do have some lagers in the fridge...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Yeah, that will be better.- OK.- OK.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33SHE COUGHS
0:14:38 > 0:14:41BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY PLAYS
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- It's very...- Just listen! The first time through, we just listen.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57("The first time"?)
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Hey, let's play a game. - Good idea...
0:15:08 > 0:15:10No! Not that kind of game!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Truth or dare...
0:15:15 > 0:15:16You scared?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19No.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Right, then.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Who was your first love?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Elise Warwick. She was 15.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I was 12. She was major, major league!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Oh, we didn't actually... - No, it's fine.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Nothing actually happened. - It's fine.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43It was wishful thinking on my part, really wishful thinking.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45She didn't really even know I existed.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49OK, your turn.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51First record you ever bought?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53You mean first download?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yeah, first download.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Um.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Justin Bieber.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- # Baby, baby... # - Please, stop!
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- It's totally embarrassing... - It's quite recent, isn't it?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08No, it's not that recent...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Yeah, it's 2010. I remember...
0:16:10 > 0:16:15Hey, look, it's your turn. Have you ever googled yourself?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17No.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19You're such a little liar!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23That's the second worst line you've come up with tonight!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- What was the worst? - "We'll always have Letherbridge"!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- That's a good line!- It was corny when Bogart said it.- No way!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32THEY CHUCKLE
0:16:32 > 0:16:36I've really enjoyed tonight. It wasn't what I was expecting...
0:16:36 > 0:16:37- Pizza and beer...- Yeah.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40The pizza was a bit of a surprise with the silver service.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'm a surprising kind of a guy!
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Hm.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- What?- Nothing.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48No, that wasn't a "nothing" look.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52That was a "I've done something wrong" look.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Is it this?- No! It isn't! - I thought it would be romantic.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59OK, you're starting to spoil it a little bit.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Only a teensy-weensy bit.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02I love all this!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04It's just...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I don't need it.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I don't want Humphrey Bogart...
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Really?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Yeah, he'd drive you mad. All the noble self-sacrifice, ugh.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- He's kind of cool. - You're kind of cool.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25# Nessun dorma Nessun dorma... #
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- I know this one!- It's Nessun Dorma. Everybody knows this one.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Oh, yeah! It's, um...
0:17:32 > 0:17:33It's, um...
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Oh, Pavarotti!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Yeah, it might be, but he's not the only bloke who sang it, is he?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Actually, it IS Pavarotti.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41SHE CACKLES
0:17:41 > 0:17:44A young Luciano, circa 1972.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46He must have been 38.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Marvellous voice.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Effortless.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Not really your cup of tea, is it?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Not really.
0:18:00 > 0:18:07- BOTH:- # La la la, la-la, la la la
0:18:07 > 0:18:15# La la la, la-la, la la la la la
0:18:15 > 0:18:22# La-la, la-a-a-a la la la-a!
0:18:22 > 0:18:26# La la... #
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- I'm sorry, I'm such a terrible host. - I wouldn't say that.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I haven't even shown you the house.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Upstairs is particularly interesting.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I'm going to need the complete guided tour, then.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Then I'll give you the full...
0:18:42 > 0:18:44immersive experience.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I do have to warn you. It's very...hands on.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52SHE SIGHS
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Do you remember when we first met?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57You wore grey. No.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59You wore blue - the Germans wore grey.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02It was the day they invaded Paris...
0:19:02 > 0:19:04THEY CHUCKLE
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Actually, I don't remember when we met.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Neither do I.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:19:20 > 0:19:23TURANDOT TENOR SOLO PLAYS
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Change this...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Here we go. Right, you're going to like this.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35HESTON CLEARS THROAT, CDS CLATTER
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Here it comes...
0:19:40 > 0:19:43RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES BY WAGNER PLAYS
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Oh! # Kill the Wabbit! # - What?!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Bugs Bunny!
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- # Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit! #- You're right!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- BOTH LAUGH - Kill the Wabbit!
0:19:58 > 0:20:02And the piece de resistance, the master bedroom...
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- MOBILE RINGS - Sorry!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I think it's my sister.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I'm sorry. Hello?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14- MUM:- 'Where are you?'
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Is there a problem?
0:20:16 > 0:20:17'You tell me.'
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Angela is at home, watching telly with her mum and dad.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22'Hello?!'
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Look, can I call you back?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Don't you dare hang up on me! And where is that top?
0:20:27 > 0:20:28What top?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31"Angela's top". The one Angela knows nothing about.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33'The one that's NOT in your room.'
0:20:33 > 0:20:34OK, look. I understand.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Just don't do anything silly - I'll be right over.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41SHE SIGHS
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'm sorry, it's my sister, a complete drama queen, as usual.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Man problems. I'm so sorry.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Cheers.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07So, what we need is time.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Time apart? - Time together, you eejit!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Do I look like a woman who wants to get out of a relationship?!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17You look beautiful.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Was that Al, or Humph?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I think that's Al.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Oh!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25So, more time together...?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Yeah. That sounds nice.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I knew you'd agree. Which is why...
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I got Howard to approve leave for both of us for all of next week.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- What?!- I've booked us a cottage in the Peak District.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Just north of Bakewell.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42I can't.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- You can. We can. - That's a really bad idea.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48We'll be stuck in some lonely cottage in the middle of nowhere
0:21:48 > 0:21:50with nothing to say to each other for a whole week!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52You always have something to say.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Yeah, always the wrong thing.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55That's a really bad idea.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- It's a brilliant idea. - You're just asking for trouble...
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Look.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03I'm not an axe murderer. And neither are you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04We'll get along just fine.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07And there's always the bedroom...
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Just one?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Yep.- One bed?
0:22:13 > 0:22:14One big bed...
0:22:20 > 0:22:24FLOWER DUET BY DELIBES PLAYS
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Oh, come on, you must know this one!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- I don't think so. - It's from an advert.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32There was life before adverts, Jimmi!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34It's part of our global patrimony.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38I don't recognise it, Heston. We've not got all your in-depth knowledge.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40It's not in-depth - it's Delibes!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Delibes! 19th-century French composer.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- It's the Flower Duet from Lakme. Oh, it's just wasted on you!- Heston!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50No, I'm sorry, sorry. I don't know what happened.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- I've been under a lot of, um... - Stress? Yeah, we noticed.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- It's all right. - No, it's not all right!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You've been very kind to me
0:22:57 > 0:23:00and you've put up with my nonsense, and listened to my music.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03To be honest, I'm not sure I'd have the patience to listen
0:23:03 > 0:23:05to the contents of your MP3 player.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Gratuitous insults again. - No, that's not what I meant....
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- I think we'd better go.- Why don't you have another glass of wine?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- I'm driving.- And I'm in early tomorrow, so...- Yeah, all right.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Of course.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- This is just perfect! - I'm sorry, I have to go!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28No, you don't! She's a adult, she can deal with her own problems.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- You don't know Lou. - Half an hour?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- "Half an hour"?! - Well, under the circumstances...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Bye, Kevin. I'll call you about the tickets.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38What?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Katy B. Access All Areas.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Oh, yeah, course. Katy B.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44See you.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Thank you, for a perfect evening.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Well, it was almost perfect.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Do you find me attractive?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05More than you know.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Is it nerves? If you haven't been with anybody for a while...
0:24:11 > 0:24:14You know, to check our compatibility...
0:24:14 > 0:24:17for going away together...
0:24:17 > 0:24:20we could always...test it out...?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26You know, to see if we're...
0:24:26 > 0:24:27compatible.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Oh!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I am really sorry.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I ruined a perfectly lovely evening.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44It's all right. Forget it.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46You are a very warm and generous person.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Don't push your luck, mate! - No, all right.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52And I did enjoy our karaoke session.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Bye, Heston.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Bye-bye.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56See you.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03MUSIC: FLOWER DUET BY DELIBES
0:25:48 > 0:25:51MUSIC STOPS, CD PLAYER WHIRS
0:26:01 > 0:26:05RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES BY WAGNER PLAYS
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Charlie?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Did Charlie give you any explanation?- He didn't dump me, Mum.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36HE YELLS IN PAIN
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Anyone got a camera?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I've just messed things up with my only daughter.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Well, go and put them right!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44So, how come we always end up doing the same things?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- OK, what do you want to do? - Surprise me, but make it worth it.