0:00:29 > 0:00:32Stick that there and...
0:00:32 > 0:00:34that goes there.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Excellent.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38And this...
0:00:38 > 0:00:40must go there.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42No, you do it.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45But you did all the hard work. It's a team effort. Come on.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Yes! Should we start another?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Maybe after the doctor's finished his rounds.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Have you got an appointment today? Just a routine blood pressure check.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I hope you're looking after yourself properly.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'm think everything's as it should be. How about yourself?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08We'll see.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12It'll be nice to see a young face about the place.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Doctor Clay? Such a charming man.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17It's my day to be at God's waiting room.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I still don't see why they can't come here like everybody else.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22You OK? Well...
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Good. See you later.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Has anyone spoken to Valerie today?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32I was just about to. Good luck with that. Why?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36We had a very interesting Patient Participation meeting yesterday.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Let's just say, her and Ashley had words.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Maybe someone should talk to her.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42If you have all day to listen to her.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46I'll tell you what, I'll toss you for it. The loser bears the brunt.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48OK. Call it while it's in the air.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Tails.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Oh, after you.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Do I have to? I'll buy you chips.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57I may be gone some time.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Is she always that bad? No. Sometimes she's worse.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Actually, Al might not be the best person in this situation.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06I'm going to... Yep.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Still living the dream I see, Graham?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19You must be the doctor. Yeah, that's right.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Brian Maxwell. Moved in this week.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Do you have an appointment?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27It'll be a cold day in hell before I need to see a doctor.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Always looked after myself, you see? Used to do a bit of boxing.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Still go to the gym. Good.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I won't be wasting any of your time.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Unlike some of the doddering old fools in here.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I thought of starting up a keep fit class.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Some of this lot could do with it. Isn't that right?
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I'm sure that'll be popular. Graham, you ready?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Don't worry, doc. I'll give them exactly what they need...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53In spades.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Excuse me, nature calls.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Good morning. Good morning. Nice chicken livers?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Very nice, thank you. Wonderful.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Well, the medication's obviously working. Good.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13So, you still doing a bit of gardening?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Just got to get my spring bedding done,
0:03:15 > 0:03:18then I'm shutting everything down for the winter.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Try and keep active if you can. It all helps.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24I need all the help I can get, now that Brian Maxwell has moved in.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26We used to work together.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Not one of my favourite people, to be honest.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31He had a nasty streak to him. Maybe he's mellowed?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Not on the evidence of the last few days.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I do hope he's not going to cause trouble.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I like things just the way they are.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40And to cap it all, Ashley and I had the most terrible row
0:03:40 > 0:03:42after the meeting last night.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Are you sure this is the best place to discuss it?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47He was unspeakably vile.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50And I let him know, in no uncertain terms.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I also put something on social media.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, are you sure that's wise? Because once it's out there...
0:03:55 > 0:03:58People need to know what sort of a man he really is.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Valerie, he's your boyfriend.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02There's got to be something you like about him.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04No, I'm struggling at the moment.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08OK, well, I say, when in doubt, kiss and make up?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, Niamh, I don't think that's going to happen.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Things haven't been going well, as you know.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I hardly slept a wink last night.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I looked it up on the internet and I think I've got
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Are you sure?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Yes! It was a really bad row. Paula Shortman?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30So could you give me a check-up?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I don't think that's necessary.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34But I'll tell you something that has occurred to me.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38A friend of mine, like yourself, was having trouble sleeping and...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41it turned out she was pregnant.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43So, maybe you should talk to Ruhma? She could check you over.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Sorry, I've got to...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Powder Puff Parsons, we called him.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Turns out he wasn't cut out for the rough and tumble of our office.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57All got a bit much for you, old son, didn't it?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I was hoping I'd get a promotion.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I don't think you were up for it, mate.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03The boss agreed with me.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08They offered me an alternative position at the library.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11It suited me better. Did you ever get a promotion there?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13No.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Talking about blasts from the past... Hello, Brian.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28The prettiest girl in the typing pool.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Still are.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Hardly. Don't talk yourself down.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Once you've got it...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Fancy giving me a tour of the garden?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43That's more like it. See you later.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I'll see you in a couple of weeks, then, Charlotte. Take care.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Could you do a pregnancy test?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Urine sample. Mine. I've got patients to see.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I've told them they've got to wait, cos this is an emergency!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, OK. Why don't you come in and sit down? Thank you.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16What makes you think that you might be pregnant, Valerie?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Because everything else that could've gone wrong has.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's just that a few days ago, you said that you
0:06:20 > 0:06:22and Ashley hadn't had sex for ages.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24No, we haven't. And you're absolutely sure about that?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27It's not something you forget. Right.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Are you trying for a baby?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33We have talked about it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Did you do anything more, besides talking?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Ashley can be quite moody.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Often, all he wants to do is cuddle.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Are you absolutely sure that nothing else has happened?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46There's not anyone else, if that's what you're thinking.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Oh, no, I wasn't, actually. I'm not that sort of a girl. Of course not.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Valerie, I have to say that, it's highly unlikely
0:06:52 > 0:06:54that you're pregnant. But you haven't done the test!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58I don't think I need to. Please! I just need to know.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01OK. Let's find out for sure.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Spring bedding?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Helps keep my mind off other things.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11He seems to have made himself at home.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13He's going to ruin everything, I know it.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17It's in his nature. I can't bear him going near her.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Why? You interested?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20We're just friends.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Looks like she's making another one.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29I have news!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I am not pregnant.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37OK. Yeah, I'm quite relieved, actually.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I'm not sure I'm well enough to be a mother right now.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'm worried about my glands.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Do they look puffy to you? You should see your GP.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49But you're a GP and you're right here. Well, honestly, they look fine.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Yeah, but you haven't really examined me. Ruhma examined me.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56The curse of the needy patient.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00It's important that we respond to our patients. Yes.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02But they should let us get on and make a diagnosis,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04rather than telling us how to do our jobs.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07So speaks the oracle.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I beg your pardon?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Do you not think that patients should have a say in their treatment?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Yes, but I'm fed up with the parents of some snotty-nosed kid telling me
0:08:15 > 0:08:18their child has a life-threatening disease
0:08:18 > 0:08:19when all he has is a common cold.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22You know, Heston, I'm so sorry. I haven't realised that you had
0:08:22 > 0:08:25experience of looking after young children.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Parents just want what's best for their kids.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31They can't always judge what's serious and what isn't. But we can.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Are you saying that you've never misdiagnosed?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Occasionally. I have a lifetime's experience.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Not a lot gets past me.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Apart from not knowing the difference
0:08:41 > 0:08:43between chicken liver and placenta?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55What are those? Erysimum. Do what?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Wallflowers. Ah.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00That figures.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03You haven't got much to say for yourself, have you?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05My mother gave me some very good advice once.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09If you've got nothing nice to say, then best say nothing.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I thought age might have toughened you up a bit.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Turns out you're still a proper mummy's boy.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Look, I'm rather busy.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19You like Maria, don't you?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21We're friends, yes.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Come on, you can be straight with me.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25You fancy her, don't you?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Fancy? Hardly an appropriate word for people of our age.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31You speak for yourself, mate!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34And you haven't answered my question.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Certainly not.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40You always used to. Mooning about the place.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Accidentally bumping into her at the tea trolley.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46She was spoken for. Well, she's not now, is she?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50But if you're not interested, I'm sure you won't mind me
0:09:50 > 0:09:51asking her out, will you?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Do you mind?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Not really, no. Right, I need the gents.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08So what do you think? Chicken Pox?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Glandular fever? Maybe Doctor Haskey has a view?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15A view on what? Valerie is rather concerned about her glands.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I've asked Daniel to examine me.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Sounds good. I'm glad you agree.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Maybe you could squeeze her in this morning?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25No, no can do. I've got a full list.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Right, well, I'm very busy. I'm even busier.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Maybe. But this place doesn't run itself.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Mrs Tembe, could I have a word, please?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37So, how can I help you, Doctor Granger?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40It's nothing, really. Just wanted to check everything is OK.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes, thank you.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Actually, there is one issue that is concerning me.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52As you know, Mr Bellamy had organised a team building event
0:10:52 > 0:10:53for next week.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I was wondering if it is wise to proceed, so soon after...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Of course. What does Jimmi think?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05He told me to ask you. Did he?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09What's your view? There are costs involved.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Mr Bellamy has already booked locums.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Can we un-book them?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Well, if you think that is the correct course of action.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22So, should I go ahead or...?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26You know what I'm going to do, Mrs Tembe, I'm going to leave it
0:11:26 > 0:11:30in your very capable hands.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Hi, Zara.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37So, you seem to be saying that everyone who comes to see you
0:11:37 > 0:11:39is either a hypochondriac or a time waster.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I'm saying nothing of the sort. So, then what is your point?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45It's the internet. Patients come in with a small amount of knowledge
0:11:45 > 0:11:48that hasn't been scientifically researched.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51So, in your view, a common cold couldn't lead to anything
0:11:51 > 0:11:55more serious, like a chest infection, Septicaemia, death?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56In some cases, yes.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00But if every common cold led inextricably to death,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03none of my schoolboy chums would have made it to adulthood.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06We use to wake up with ice on the inside of the dormitory windows.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08And it never did you any harm.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Precisely!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I should have guessed that you went to boarding school.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16That makes a lot of sense.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18SHE GIGGLES
0:12:23 > 0:12:25You really should be seeing your own GP.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29That's what Daniel said. Then, why aren't you? I left him. Why?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Well, I was explaining to him that I get these pains in my feet,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34and they get worse when there's a full moon.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38He just laughed at me! He didn't? He did!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41The thing is, Valerie, it's not actually best practice for me
0:12:41 > 0:12:42to treat a colleague.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Yeah, but you're the only person I trust.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47All right, fine, but we're going to keep this brief.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Of course.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52There's puffiness in my neck, obviously.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54How puffy? It's hard to say.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57On a scale of one to 11, 11 being the puffiest?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'm not sure. Ten?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Seven. Six.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Four.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09That's more like a two. Have you got a sore throat?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Coughing? Sometimes. It comes and goes.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Keep an eye on the glands. Anything else?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I'm a bit worried about this ear-lobe.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Do you think it's bigger than the other one?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Not noticeably. Next? I get very sensitive teeth.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Go and see your dentist. I haven't got one.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Why not? Let me guess.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28There's no-one you trust.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's so good to have somebody who understands.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Good. Are we done?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I do get dizzy spells.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37How often? When I haven't eaten.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Well, eat then. That will help with the dizziness.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43It's very difficult to eat when you've got a broken heart.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Right, Valerie, I don't really do the agony uncle stuff.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49What do you think about my feet, though? The full moon?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Valerie. I'm going to level with you. It's bad news, isn't it?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55You're obviously going through a lot of stress at the moment,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58and that's bound to have an effect on your sense of wellbeing.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01If you have any more concerns, then I recommend - nae,
0:14:01 > 0:14:06strongly suggest - that you register with a GP at another practice
0:14:06 > 0:14:09and you take their advice. Yeah, but couldn't you...?
0:14:09 > 0:14:14Just deal with your stress, the rest will fall into place.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15OK?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Graham. Care to join me?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24If you're sure? Why wouldn't I be?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28You and Brian seem to be getting on well.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31He's not as bad as I remember him being.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Surely everyone deserves a second chance?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38You certainly know how to show a woman a good time, don't you?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40We enjoy our jigsaw sessions, don't we Graham?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Jigsaws? Why don't you have dinner with me?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46A woman like you needs something a bit more than a puzzle
0:14:46 > 0:14:47to get you going. Steady on, Brian.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49It's all right, Graham.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52There's a new curry house on the high street.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Fancy something hot and spicy?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55A lamb biryani and a couple of lagers,
0:14:55 > 0:14:57and I reckon you'd be up for anything.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00That's enough, Brian. Butt out, Powder Puff.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Please, this isn't necessary.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I can't bear him talking to you like that.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07That's kind, Graham, but I'm quite capable of standing up for myself.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You heard what the lady said.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Now, why don't you go back to your wallflowers?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Or your pansies.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Maria.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Graham, will you please get off me.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24You couldn't even get a simple punch right, could you?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33What the hell do you think you're playing at?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I don't know what you mean.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Your Eyespace posting. "Abuse of power at the PPG?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42"More concern for pot plants than patients?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44"A power-crazed dictator?"
0:15:44 > 0:15:47I thought we were supposed to be in a relationship.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Is that really what you think of me? Hm?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Ah, Doctor Carter.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Are you aware that a member of your team has been grossly
0:15:55 > 0:15:56misusing social media?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00I'm afraid not. You have a viper in your nest!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I would welcome your opinion on some of the things she's been saying.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm rather busy at the moment.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Besides, according to some people,
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm far too educated to have an opinion.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14We need to sort this out, here and now.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I'm sorry, Mr Mackintosh, but we're rather busy at the moment.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18If you'd care to take a seat,
0:16:18 > 0:16:20someone might be able to get to you later.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Good morning.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32What did you mean by that comment earlier?
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Which one, exactly?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I enjoyed every minute at school.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yes, I'm sure you did. What's that supposed to mean?
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Patriarchal hierarchy. Everyone knowing their place.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Were boys still being beaten back then? Only if it was merited.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I just don't know how any parent can put their child through that.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53This is typical nonsense from someone who doesn't know
0:16:53 > 0:16:55what they're talking about.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57My children need me on a daily basis.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Are you sure?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01You sound like the worst kind of helicopter parent.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Hovering over their every need.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I wonder what they REALLY think of you? My, my!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08You've got a bit hot under the collar, haven't you?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Snooty school has got an awful lot to answer for.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I'm proud of my education.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15It made me the man I am today.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19It certainly has. An out-of-date, over-privileged snob!
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Excuse me, Sir.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29So, did you bang your head or did you lose consciousness?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Nothing so dramatic. Just Graham being clumsy.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Sounds like he was sticking up for you.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37When I was a young girl, I used to dream of boys fighting over me.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43Now at our age, it's all rather distasteful, wouldn't you agree?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45His heart's in the right place,
0:17:45 > 0:17:49but really, it's no way for a grown man to behave.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Brian winding him up?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I can see why Brian gets under his skin.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Graham's the exact opposite. So kind, thoughtful.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Most of the time, anyway.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I know he's fond of me,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05and I don't deny I have feelings for him too.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09But I'm afraid that particular ship has sailed.
0:18:11 > 0:18:16My recent diagnosis. He nursed his late wife for 15 years.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19He wouldn't want to take on another sickly woman.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Maybe a few years ago,
0:18:21 > 0:18:23but now...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I'm afraid it's all too late.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Well? I'm busy. No, you're not.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I think we said everything that needed to be said yesterday, don't you?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I thought we were soul mates. That we had a special bond!
0:18:46 > 0:18:50So did I. But now you've revealed yourself in your true colours.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52A two-faced snake in the grass.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55At least I'm not an overbearing, pompous idiot.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58You used to say me how proud you were of me.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Well, I was wrong.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02It was all a pretence, then?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04What else have you lied about?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I am not a liar!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07No?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10What about those tender moments when we lay together?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Those sweet nothings you used to whisper in my ear?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Was that all a sham, too?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I am so pleased
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I am not having your baby.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21What baby? I had a test.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Well, it's not mine.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25We haven't done the dirty deed since...
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Easter. Not dirty!
0:19:29 > 0:19:30It must be somebody else's.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34How DARE you suggest that I've been unfaithful?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36You're really pregnant?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I'm going to be a dad? No!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40There was no baby! It was a false alarm.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Oh, well, Good!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45What on EARTH is going on here?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Mrs Tembe, are you aware that you're employing a duplicitous,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52double-dealing, mendacious hussy!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55That is enough. Miss Pitman, into my office.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58I would like to make a formal complaint!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Mr Mackintosh!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04I will not have you verbally abusing my staff.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Please leave the premises. Oh, no, not until I... Now!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Right.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Won't be a second.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18My apologies.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I knew those puzzles would come in handy one day.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm so sorry, Maria.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I behaved like the worst kind of fool.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32What were you thinking?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I hated him talking to you like that.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36But trying to hit him?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37You're as bad as he is.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Please, don't go to dinner with him.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Why?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Why would you mind if I did?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I'm very fond of you,
0:20:47 > 0:20:49you know I am.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53And you know how I feel about you.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00As a friend, of course.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Of course. As a friend.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06That's enough, isn't it?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Will you excuse me, I think I've got something in my eye.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Can you explain yourself?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30We've been having some relationship issues...
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Well, evidently.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35And there's something wrong with me, I know there is.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Miss Pitman, there is always something wrong with you!
0:21:39 > 0:21:40I'm ill.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Have you seen a doctor?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Yes, I have, but apparently I'm just a bit stressed.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You cannot carry on like this.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55You must keep your private life away from work,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58address your hypochondria,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00and just pull yourself together.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I'll try,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05but without Ashley, I don't think I can.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09He can be completely unbearable.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13But I do love him!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25All right. There, there.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34How are you doing?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Nothing broken, fortunately.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40I owe you an apology. Really?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Parsons only had a pop at me because I was winding him up.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I'm sorry you got stuck in the middle.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50So, how about dinner, then?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I tried making a fuss, but look where it got me.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59She obviously prefers Brian.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Yeah, if you say so.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Look, er...
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I wouldn't give up, if I were you.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Did she say something to you?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Even if she had, I couldn't possibly say.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Dr Granger,
0:23:24 > 0:23:28I have come to a decision about the team building event.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yeah, no, I've been thinking... PHONE 'QUACKS'
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Sorry! Hold on one sec. Sorry.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Yeah, I've been thinking about that too and I think that we should
0:23:39 > 0:23:42let the dust settle, let's leave it for now.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Or perhaps we would all benefit from coming together.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50There is a certain air of tension.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Doctor Carter is not his usual self
0:23:52 > 0:23:55and it would be a good way to welcome Sister Hanif on to the team.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00And someone had to make a decision.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Why not? It's only dinner.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15It's a very generous offer, but the answer's no.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Why? I just want to cheer you up.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I know I've had my moments in the past, but I'm a changed man.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I just want to prove it to you.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Excuse me. Can't you see she's busy?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Maria. You'd do me a very great honour by agreeing
0:24:33 > 0:24:34to have dinner with me.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36A very great honour? Hark at Shakespeare.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oh, do shut up, Brian.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42And if the dinner date is a success, I'd like to repeat the occasion.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Are you asking me out?
0:24:45 > 0:24:46I rather think I am!
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Before I give you my answer, there's something you need to know.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Go on.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I'm in the early stages of dementia.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Progression may be slow, but it may well be that it will have an
0:25:04 > 0:25:08impact on my life over the next few years.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10I know how tough you had it with Pauline.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I couldn't bear to put you through all that again.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Is there anyone else here who has bits that don't work properly?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Arthritis? Blood Pressure? Dodgy knees?
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Nothing at all?
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Bladder problems, maybe?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32See, Maria, we're all crocks, one way or another
0:25:32 > 0:25:34and we're probably going to get even crockier.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Not that that's a word.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38You're not a librarian any more. It'll do.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Yes, I rather think it will.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44And I can't think of anyone I'd rather get crockier with, than you.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Then, the answer...
0:25:47 > 0:25:48is a definite yes.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54And as for you, Maxwell, I'd appreciate it
0:25:54 > 0:25:56if you treated Maria with a little bit more respect.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58And the other residents.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Do that, and I'm sure we'll all get on very well.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I am not a snob!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Says the man with the waistcoat and bow tie.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18At least I can dress with style. What's that supposed to mean?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21If the cap fits. Then again, your head's so big,
0:26:21 > 0:26:24you wouldn't find one your size! I'm surprised you can see anything,
0:26:24 > 0:26:26given your head is firmly wedged up your backside.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Backside, how quaint! I was being polite.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32There's a first time for everything. Look, I didn't have to go to a private school
0:26:32 > 0:26:34to learn decent manners. Another of your lazy assumptions.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Another one of your generalised slurs.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39You are one of the most judgmental people I know. Really?
0:26:39 > 0:26:43You should look in the mirror more often. It's better than looking at you every day!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10He's the vainest doctor in the history of the profession.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Haskey!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Poor Dr Carter. He's never been able to fully indulge
0:27:14 > 0:27:15his feelings, you see.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I need help.
0:27:18 > 0:27:24I know you don't like me, but, at least I know you're well trained.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25I know how you really feel.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28You do? Yes, and I feel the same.