0:00:50 > 0:00:52Jim, what's going on?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54No idea.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Mrs Tembe?
0:00:55 > 0:00:59This is the address Mr Bellamy left me.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Well, someone's obviously got it wrong.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04It is the old Royal Infirmary.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Perhaps they meant the new one.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Has anyone tried the door?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Why? We're definitely in the wrong place.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Maybe there's a number we can try?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Yes, yes, there is a number.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Oi!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20What do you think you're doing?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Well, we are so sorry to trouble you,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28we are from The Mill Health Centre.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32What are you doing out in the open? It isn't safe!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35We are supposed to be going on a team-building exercise.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Get inside!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Now! Before they find you.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42She has an axe.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Perhaps we are in the wrong place.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Which one of you is Bellamy?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Er, he won't be joining us today. - Fine.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Apologies, not the friendliest welcome.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08We are pleased to see you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- We really are.- Yeah.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Kit and Frankie.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13They'll be your guides.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You do as they say.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You obey their instructions
0:02:17 > 0:02:20and maybe you won't die.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22What's happening?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I think this is all a part of the team-building exercise.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26You mean, it's like a role play?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Heaven help us.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Come on, Heston.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Zombie Apocalypse.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33The end of the world.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Hey.- Zombie Apocalypse! - You are kidding?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Do you think Howard knew what he was signing us up for?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Actually, yes.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Mr Bellamy spent many hours making sure
0:02:43 > 0:02:47we had exactly the right team-building event.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49And I for one... I think
0:02:49 > 0:02:52we should have a little more faith in his judgment.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54He knew.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56And he knew that this team...
0:02:56 > 0:02:59This team is something special.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02This team can save humanity.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05All six of us.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10So, Kit and Frankie will be recording today's historic events.
0:03:10 > 0:03:16Succeed or fail, posterity will know exactly what happened here today.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20And that success or failure
0:03:20 > 0:03:25depends on how well you work as a team.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Right! I need two squad leaders.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31You.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33You.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Two missions - two teams.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Wrap this around your arm.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Lose this and you're dead.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Don't lose it.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I'm sorry, I do not understand.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- If a zombie grabs your tag then you're out of the game.- What?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55But there are actual zombies?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Yes, there are real zombies.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Ten months ago,
0:03:59 > 0:04:04a deadly virus escaped from a clandestine research facility.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08The effects, as you know, were devastating.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12The zombie plague took out North America,
0:04:12 > 0:04:15then it spread around the world.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17London fell in April.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Birmingham two weeks later.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Letherbridge held out longer than most,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26but that's due to the efforts of one man - Professor Jenkins.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28This is absurd.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Professor Jenkins was a great man.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34His research team, based here in the old Southern Royal Infirmary,
0:04:34 > 0:04:39retro-engineered both a vaccine and an anti-serum.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40When he knew the end was approaching,
0:04:40 > 0:04:45he hid them both here within the walls of this very building.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50His last coded message to the militia...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52That's us.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54His last message before...
0:04:54 > 0:04:58So, what happened to him?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01He was eaten by junior members of his own research team.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- HESTON SNIGGERS - Sorry.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Sorry.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Right. Your squad must recover the anti-serum.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Here.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18You must find the vaccine.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Be careful out there.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31SID CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Duke of Edinburgh's Award. Silver.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36You have to orientate the map.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37I know where we are.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42You know, this whole thing, it is truly wonderful.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44TWIG CRACKS
0:05:44 > 0:05:46What was that?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I thought I heard something.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51It's in the trees. It's coming!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I am not frightened.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55You should be.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Evil, brain-sucking, shuffling, undead hordes.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01She's right, you know, Mrs Tembe.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04The only way to save yourself is by decapitation
0:06:04 > 0:06:05or by smashing their brains to pulp.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I didn't say that.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08With what?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Pulp, Mrs Tembe. Pulp.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16You can't actually hit them.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17You say that...
0:06:22 > 0:06:23They could be anywhere.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I'll keep an eye out.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27How do you kill a zombie?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- It's a bullet through the head, isn't it?- Charming.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32They're just guys, yeah? You're meant to run.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I don't run from zombies.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Is this really necessary?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's just a bit of role play, Heston.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Howard obviously thought it would be good for team morale or something.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Well, why can't we just go for a nice stroll in the countryside?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I don't think the zombies add anything to the experience.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48OK, look, I'm team leader
0:06:48 > 0:06:52and I say that we find this anti-serum or whatever it's called.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Squad leader.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Got the map the wrong way round.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01- Back that way.- Back that way.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Sid, you seem pretty confident you can
0:07:08 > 0:07:10take on the legions of undead hordes.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Yeah, I think I can handle myself.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16So, how many years at drama school does it
0:07:16 > 0:07:18take before you can hunt zombies for a living?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Sorry. I was only joking, sorry.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Eyes on the prize, soldier. Focus.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Sure.- Get with the team.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30No, I'm with it. Team Jimmi. 100%. Focused.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36So, Ruhma, yeah?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Anything you want to say at this point?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41You're talking to the future, by the way.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Hello, future.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48You've got a good team? Your life's in their hands.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49I'm new.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51But they're solid, right?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Against zombies? I doubt it.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Er, squad leader?- Yeah, what?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I think you might want to call them back,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04and have another look at that map.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Guys.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Guys! Everyone!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Your leader's found the next clue.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Well done, Dr Clay.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20It is a Chinese puzzle box.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22What's that got to do with zombies?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25My cousin had such a box.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28So, this Professor Jenkins, or whatever he's called,
0:08:28 > 0:08:32he is holed up in a hospital, surrounded by flesh-eating
0:08:32 > 0:08:36walking dead and he needs to hide the magic potion.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38The vaccine and the anti-serum, yeah.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42So the first thing he does is put a secret message inside the fancy
0:08:42 > 0:08:47Chinese puzzle box thing and then he sneaks out of the building...
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Narrowly avoiding the ravening hordes.- Exactly.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53..to put the box here for us to find.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Yeah.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58SHE SCREAMS
0:08:58 > 0:08:59MOANING SOUNDS
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Run.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Back to the building. Bring the box.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Run for your lives.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Run!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Inside, quick as you can.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20I am quite certain.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- You saw a zombie? - I know what I saw.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24You have the next clues?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I thought you said your cousin had one of these things.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Yes, they had but I can't remember how to open it.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- We've got Mrs Tembe on our side - you're going down!- Just push that bit. Yay!- Yes!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Right, now I remember.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- That's cheating!- You can't do that!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43We have to go back outside.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45LOUD BANGING ON DOOR AND MOANING
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Use the back door.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Kit and Frankie will show you the way.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50I'll hold them off.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Run!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58ZOMBIE MOANS
0:10:03 > 0:10:07OK, uh-huh, right...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10This must be the next challenge.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12So, to reach the flask,
0:10:12 > 0:10:16you need to build a bridge using only materials you find around you.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Like these plastic barrels someone's left here, next to those planks?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Or a conveniently placed rope.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Something just moved. Up there.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Look, look, look, behind there.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30OK, so we should crack on then.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Anyone got any ideas?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Well, obvious, isn't it?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39It's your basic suspension bridge.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Careful. You all right?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Zombies can't cross running water,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47so we should be safe on the other side.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50So what if there are zombies on the other side?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Hang on a minute, isn't that witches?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I mean, the not crossing running water business.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Never mind. Zombies, it is.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02So, what shall we do, Dr Clay?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03I don't know.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Why don't we just lash all this together?
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Yeah, fine, whatever.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I really think we should have gone with my suspension bridge idea,
0:11:16 > 0:11:20but with teamwork, you've got to let other people have a go.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I'll let them experiment with that for a while.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I think we may be here for some time.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I hope the zombies don't get here soon.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Well, yes, it is very exciting.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Even Dr Clay is getting stuck in.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46It is a wonderful example of teamwork.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50However...
0:11:53 > 0:11:59..Dr Clay and Dr Vere have no experience in bridge-building.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04That bridge is not going to work.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08So, how's it going?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Shall we try my suspension bridge?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14There's no need. Ruhma thought of a much better idea.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's a pontoon - a floating bridge.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Very good!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Ready?- Do it.- OK.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Sure?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Come on, leader.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Ooh, careful.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's moving a little bit.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Look at that. Good, good.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- It's moving.- It'll be fine!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Well done.- Easy!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Well, it's not going to work, is it?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Oh, ye of little faith.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Well, this is...it is truly shocking.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46All right.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Right, we need to put that end and that end on the bank.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52We need to put these two barrels in the middle.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54We make a... It's a T.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Yeah, obvious.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58All right, well, let's get this show on the road.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Right.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I know what I'm doing, Dr Clay.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12You have to make...
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Slowly!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Have you got it?
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Right, put it in.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Put it in slow.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Slow.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25All right, keep hold of it, don't let it go.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Hold on tight. I do not want to fall into this water.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33That should be secure. Back off, reverse, reverse.
0:13:36 > 0:13:42Right, well, I believe... I believe this will work.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Thank you, Mrs Tembe.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Steady.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Doesn't feel like there's anything in it.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Empty.- Watch out. Watch out.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Run! Run!
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Come on!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00It's coming! It's a zombie!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Raaa! - SHE LAUGHS
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Run! Run! - ZOMBIE MOANS
0:14:16 > 0:14:19ZOMBIE MOANS
0:14:19 > 0:14:22PHONE RINGS
0:14:26 > 0:14:30THEY CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Congratulations, all of you.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41You have survived the first test.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Only just.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Fortunately, I have secured a supply of provisions to give us
0:14:46 > 0:14:51the energy we will need for the challenges the afternoon will bring.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Lunchtime.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- This way, everybody.- I'm starving.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Very civilised.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02For an apocalypse.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06You're not really into this, are you, Jimmi?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Nope, cos it's stupid.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11No more stupid than half the other things we do -
0:15:11 > 0:15:14health and safety, the prescription audits, the form-filling.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Partners' meetings.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17- Probably.- Oh, definitely.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It's the burden of leadership, Jimmi.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Yeah, tell me about it.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25It was amazing.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28We couldn't do it this year cos of money issues
0:15:28 > 0:15:31and trying to get this zombie thing going, but last year.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Yeah, well, I have never been.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36- Is this Edinburgh?- Mm.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Every single theatre in the whole of the city, and every hall or
0:15:42 > 0:15:45gym or church, anywhere that you can find room for a stage
0:15:45 > 0:15:49and an audience, really, just packed with wonderful, wonderful shows.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53We did a transgender Othello in modern English.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Martine was...
0:15:56 > 0:15:59That's another world, Kit.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02We have a mission here and now.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Yes.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Sorry.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11I can't wait to get home.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Hot bath, pizza in front of the telly with the kids.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16How old are the kids?
0:16:16 > 0:16:1714, 15.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21So, Squad Leader,
0:16:21 > 0:16:22are you going to lead us?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Well, it's more of a team thing, isn't it?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29No, someone's got to take charge.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31What are your priorities?!
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Family and work.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- And... - What about human civilisation?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38It's just a bit of role-play, Heston. Come on.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Forget human civilisation.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43This might be just role-play but you brought us here.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Well, technically, it was Howard that made the booking.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48He's not around any more.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Someone has to step up.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52OK. Point taken.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55So, are we going to save civilisation or not?
0:16:57 > 0:16:58OK.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You're right.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01We have a mission.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03The future of human civilisation,
0:17:03 > 0:17:04and The Mill,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06is in our hands.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08So, as your squad leader,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I say that we will achieve our objectives today!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Listen up, everybody! Time to move out.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19I want to see that teamwork, guys.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23The next stage takes us deep into zombie territory.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27You will have to rely on each other.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29So, follow your guides
0:17:29 > 0:17:32and bring me back those miracle cures.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36ENTHUSIASTIC CHATTER
0:17:40 > 0:17:42The anti-serum's behind this door.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43There's groaning coming behind me.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- But we have a problem.- What?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47There's only room for three people in this room.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48What?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Someone will have to sacrifice themselves.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Heston.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54You're nearest.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- What?!- Great leadership!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- I don't want to die! - Heston, it's for the team.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- I thought you were my friend. - Just do it.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02See you later.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Oh...
0:18:05 > 0:18:08It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10It's a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12There you go. All done.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Ah. So how long have you been a zombie?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Oh, I'm new.- Are you?- Yeah. - Very confident.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- You really seem to know what you're doing.- Thanks.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- I really think you've got a future. - Thank you.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- You shouldn't undersell yourself, honestly.- Were you scared?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31This one is mine.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33You get yourselves inside the X-ray room.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Mrs Tembe. - Go! Before I change my mind.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41We won't forget you, Mrs Tembe.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Go, go, go, go!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Stop!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51This is the day of the Lord God of Hosts.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55A day of vengeance,
0:18:55 > 0:18:59that he may avenge him of his adversaries.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06And this sword shall devour...
0:19:07 > 0:19:11..and it shall be satiate
0:19:11 > 0:19:16and made drunk with their blood!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Hang on. Erm...
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Aaaaaah! Begone, foul spawn of Satan!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Way to go, Mrs Tembe!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Do you think she'll hurt him? - Yeah, quite possibly.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Hang on, you said there was only room for three of us.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34It's in the script. I have to say that.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Someone has to sacrifice themselves for the team.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Oh.- OK. So what now?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42We are in a dangerous situation.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43That's the vaccine.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48No!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51It is death to step beyond the blue line.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55This is the old X-ray room. Everything inside this circle
0:19:55 > 0:19:57is radioactive! Can't you see the signs?!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Yeah, but the thing is, X-rays are not actually that dangerous, so...
0:20:05 > 0:20:07OK, fine.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Everything beyond the blue line, your hair falls out
0:20:09 > 0:20:10and you bleed from every orifice.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12So, what do we do?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16There's ropes and stuff.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Great. There's always ropes and stuff.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24OK, so we can't cross over the rope,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26and we've got to get the anti-serum
0:20:26 > 0:20:28up and out
0:20:28 > 0:20:30without spilling it.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31I've got the flask ready.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34OK. You know, I think I've done this before
0:20:34 > 0:20:36at a Scout camp or something.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Scout camp? Really?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39It was a couple of years ago now.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43OK, so what do we do?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46I think this is it. If you move round the circle a little bit further.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Frankie, if you come over here.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52This is it. Everyone has a piece of rope.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Sounds good.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55OK. Come on. Let's do this!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57All right.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58I don't get it.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's not right.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02So, tell me how I'm supposed to do it.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03I can't tell you, can I?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06The whole point is that you have to work it out for yourselves.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yeah, which is what I'm doing. OK?
0:21:08 > 0:21:09So, who's got the best arm?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Er?
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Me. Fine.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16So, the plan is to throw the flask into the bucket,
0:21:16 > 0:21:19let it sink to the bottom,
0:21:19 > 0:21:21fill with vaccine
0:21:21 > 0:21:23and then drag it back out of the circle.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27That's not how you're MEANT to do it.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Yeah, but I still reckon I COULD do it.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- All yours, Jimmi. I can't throw for toffee.- Yeah.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Aw.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41That's really clever. No-one's ever done it like that before.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I usually have to show them how to do it
0:21:43 > 0:21:45and then make them promise not to tell Martine.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Isn't Martine the boss? - Oh, yes.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53So, why don't you just tell her that you don't want to do this any more?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Who says I don't want to do this?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Come on, make-believe zombies or Edinburgh Festival?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Real acting?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04This stuff pays quite well, actually, and we need the money.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You need to live a little.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Get in!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14So what we're going to do is, we're going to pull the ropes tight,
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- but not too tight.- Taut. - Taut. Exactly that.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Frankie, you and I, we're going to pull it taut.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Just release it a little bit. That's it.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21And once it's in the air, Ruhma,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24you're going to start pulling it towards you, gently.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25On three. Three, two, one.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Now lift it. Lift it gently, cos when it comes...
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Oh!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33If you get to the top, then I'll bring the...
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Yeah, nice, nice, gently.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37I'm pulling.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42- Right, that's it.- A bit more slack, not too much.- Gently, gently.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Got it! I got it! Yes!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Brilliant! Great teamwork, guys!
0:22:46 > 0:22:47I'm ready. I'm ready.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Yes!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Champions!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Champion zombie-busters!
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Who got it in the bucket, though?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Fill it.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Frankie!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Argh! Run for it!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02All right! All right! Put it down.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Aargh!
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Kit!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Tell Frankie I wanted his children!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Run!
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Tell Kit I love her!
0:23:12 > 0:23:15THEY LAUGH
0:23:15 > 0:23:16That way!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Well, Dr Carter and I have been killed by zombies.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Right.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26SCREAMS FROM OTHER ROOMS
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Well, I was just checking that everything is running smoothly
0:23:29 > 0:23:30with the locums.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Erm, yeah, yeah,
0:23:33 > 0:23:35nobody died.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- OK?- Yeah!- Come on.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42LAUGHTER
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Is that the vaccine? - Anti-serum.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Brilliant! - Go Team Mill!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49It's not over yet!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52To me! It's your only chance.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56All right, look, Howard believed in us.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- So let's do this, for Howard, for The Mill, for mankind!- Yes!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00All right?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Go! - Yes!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Sid!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43OK, watch this.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Go on, Jim!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50To me!
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Yes!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02I guess we saved the world then, eh?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:25:15 > 0:25:18You know, when you lot turned up, I thought you were the most
0:25:18 > 0:25:23cynical, dysfunctional, disorderly rabble we'd ever seen.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Yeah, that sounds like us.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- Now look at you. - Yeah!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29The world is a safe place once more,
0:25:29 > 0:25:31and you can go back to your daily lives
0:25:31 > 0:25:34knowing you have all played your part.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Individually, and as a team,
0:25:36 > 0:25:39you have survived the Zombie Apocalypse!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Brilliant!
0:25:45 > 0:25:46It was brilliant
0:25:46 > 0:25:48but, honestly...
0:25:49 > 0:25:51It's just nine months till Edinburgh.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53But we haven't got a show.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Yeah, we do. Zombie Apocalypse - The Musical.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58We'd starve!
0:25:58 > 0:25:59It'll be brilliant.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02So, any last words?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Er, yeah, erm...
0:26:05 > 0:26:07It was OK, I guess.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Did well, team did well,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11worked together as a team, which is good.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Nice move at the end there by Daniel. Daniel.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Thank you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I think we did a fantastic job.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21And I don't suppose it gets much better than saving humanity.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25I, er, I would like to...
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I would like to say, on behalf of humanity,
0:26:28 > 0:26:31that Dr Granger did a magnificent job.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Without him, well, we would all be zombies.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40And frankly, I do not want to end up looking like that!
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Erm...
0:26:44 > 0:26:47So a great team needs a good leader
0:26:47 > 0:26:49and this is a great team.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Yeah, and they deserve a good leader.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Morning.- Morning. Dr Chris Bassey. - Did you find it all right?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be here, would I?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17So here we are in the leafy green loveliness of Letherbridge,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20a place with an average life expectancy of 82.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21It's not advice.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23It's patronising and it's shaming.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25For all I know, you're one of those who blames the victim.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Oh, good.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Well, they do say cockroaches can survive a nuclear war.