Mr Charity

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0:00:25 > 0:00:27PHONE RINGS

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Ooh!

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Um...ooh!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Hi, Val.- 'I am not happy.'

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- I'm very not happy.- Why not?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Well, I just feel like we're missing the boat.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43'What do you mean?'

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Well, they're all away on their fun day, awayday wotsit,

0:00:46 > 0:00:49and here we are, running two surgeries single-handedly.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Oh, you've got Niamh and we've both got locums.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56- 'Once she gets in from the dentist. Any sign of yours yet?'- No.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59I'm hoping for a George Clooney lookalike,

0:00:59 > 0:01:00and no patients.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01So he can spend all day

0:01:01 > 0:01:04staring at me with those chocolate Labrador eyes.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08I'll just be happy with someone with a pulse.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Just someone to chat to, really.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Oh...she's here, gotta go. Bye.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14That is unacceptable. Do not phone me.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17I will call you when I have made a decision. Goodbye.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Morning.- Morning. - Doctor Chris Bassey.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I believe you were expecting me.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Um, yes, there's um...

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Um...yes.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Did you find it all right?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Well, obviously, or I wouldn't be here, would I?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Sorry, I was just making conversation.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Please don't bother. Let us assume we have nothing in common.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36You do your job, and I'll do mine.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Works for me.- Perfect.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Which way?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Thank you.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52So here we are in the leafy green loveliness of Letherbridge.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55A place with an average life expectancy of 82.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58However, I'm about to go somewhere far more dangerous.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Road hog!

0:02:05 > 0:02:06So let's have a look.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09It's really sore. I think I fractured my wrist.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- You haven't.- What?- If you had, it would be much more swollen,

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- and you wouldn't have been able to use the door handle.- Oh.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18It's just a graze. Now you're up to date with your tetanus,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20so just make sure you keep it clean.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Right.- So how did it happen?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I fell on it. I think.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Well, you must remember, surely.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, you know, I went out last night, had a bit to drink,

0:02:29 > 0:02:32must have fallen over or something, but it doesn't really matter.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I think it does matter if you drank so much you don't remember yesterday.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- We all do it. You've got to let off steam somehow.- No, you don't.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41And if you're drinking so much that you lose control of your actions,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44you're putting yourself in danger

0:02:44 > 0:02:47of a serious accident, or a mugging, or worse.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Anyway, anything else?

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Sorry, when you say "or something worse", are you talking about rape?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56It's a possibility. If you're so drunk you can't defend yourself,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59then you're putting yourself at risk of all sorts of things.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Thank you so much for that. - It's a pleasure.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03So I'm putting myself at risk?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Cos I would have thought you'd blame the attacker, or the rapist.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- But oh, no. You're one of those who blames the victim.- Oh, good!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13So, having escaped one near-death experience,

0:03:13 > 0:03:18I find myself at the doctor's, about to be injected by something toxic.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Hey, can you stop doing that, please? - What! Why?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Because it's against patient confidentiality, and it's annoying.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Sorry.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Ow! Ow!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33You all right?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Well, actually, I was very nearly run over by a car outside.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Think I may have a bit of whiplash.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45Mind you, I did manage to film it, though, so I may sue his hide.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- SHOUTING:- I haven't, actually. I want an apology.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Someone's not happy.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I'm sorry that you take offence at sensible and practical advice.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57It's not advice! It's patronising and it's shaming!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I don't know what I've said that's so wrong.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'll tell you what's wrong.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I'm a member of the Women's Society, and every year,

0:04:04 > 0:04:07400,000 women are raped or sexually assaulted.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Now how do we respond to that?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Do we stand together in community and condemn the rapists?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Or do we carry on blaming women

0:04:13 > 0:04:16for drinking too much or wearing too little?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18I really don't think I blamed you.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20PHONE RINGS

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I just think we need some common sense.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Like when people cross the road, they look left and right.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Which is not the same as saying

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- I approve of people who run them over if they don't.- Whatever.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Ow!

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Who's next?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, right. I'm just going to give you Hepatitis A.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Now there's a chat-up line!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Sorry. I was nearly hit by a car outside.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Must be some sort of delayed shock.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Really?- But I'll be brave.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- I'm actually off to Machu Picchu next week.- Oh, yes?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02To see the ancient Inca civilisation.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05My daughter's been there. She said it was fascinating.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Except it's such a shame all the tourists keep ruining it.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09I'm not there to gawp.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12I'm actually raising money for a Peruvian orphanage.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Not until you've had a vaccination, you're not.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Can you please keep still?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19She's a right cow.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23I've got no idea what's going on with her, but...got to go. Bye.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Well, I'm off. See you next year.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28If I survive.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Have fun.

0:05:29 > 0:05:34Actually, could I ask you a teeny weeny favour?

0:05:34 > 0:05:35What's that?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Would you like to make a small donation?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Or possibly a large donation?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44I'm sorry, I've just given to my mate,

0:05:44 > 0:05:46who's doing a ten-mile walk for breast cancer.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Yeah, but that is only ten miles.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Whereas I'll be trekking 100 miles across the Andes.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54And that's fantastic, but if I gave to every fundraising student

0:05:54 > 0:05:56who came in here, I would be bankrupt.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59But I'm not asking you to give to every student. Just me.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Nice try, but I'm sorry. No.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04OK, if you won't do it for me, how about...?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- IN A FUNNY VOICE: - Pleeease, Mrs Hollins.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- It's for the llamas.- Go away.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13To buy some pyjamas.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Yeah. Go away.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Pleeease.- Go away!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Fine.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I have an important phone call to make.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28So can you make sure I'm not disturbed

0:06:28 > 0:06:30for the next ten minutes? Thank you.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37SOUTH AMERICAN MUSIC

0:06:37 > 0:06:43MUSIC CONTINUES

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Excuse me.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Hello, Mr Barry?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51You know perfectly well you're not meant to harass people

0:06:51 > 0:06:53outside the surgery.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Your pitch is at the union.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Sorry. Sorry, Mr Barry, sorry.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Come on. I'll carry your bag.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- 'You've reached the answerphone of Charles Weatherley.'- Yes, I know! - 'I'm not here at the moment'

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Obviously.- 'So please leave a message after the tone.'

0:07:22 > 0:07:23BEEP

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Hi, Charlie. It's me.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I know I said I'd never speak to you again,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30but I figured it doesn't count if it's on an answer machine.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- So, um... - KNOCK ON DOOR

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Two minutes!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Sorry. Um, we need to speak about Emily.

0:07:37 > 0:07:42There was a new doctor consultant when I was there last and, um,

0:07:42 > 0:07:46he says things like "moving forward", "paradigm shift".

0:07:46 > 0:07:50And my personal favourite - "think out of the box".

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Frankly, anyone who says that should be locked up.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Anyway, that's by the by. He wants a decision by Friday.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I have sat by her bed for two years.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I don't want to do that with my life,

0:08:05 > 0:08:09but I don't want the alternative. And what I need...is your support.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Just to stand beside me, when I say...

0:08:12 > 0:08:14BEEP

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Oh, of course. - KNOCK ON DOOR

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I'm really sorry to interrupt,

0:08:18 > 0:08:20but Sophie Alwell is back and she wants to see you.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21I'll be right out.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33CAR ENGINE REVS

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Hoi!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, Miss Allman.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I've got a little something for your reception area.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48It's not my reception area, but I'll have a look.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55"Rape is caused by...drinking, no. Flirting, no. Rapists, yes."

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Well, obviously, I agree with all of that,

0:08:57 > 0:09:00but I still feel people should behave responsibly.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02And if they don't, you shame them.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Don't be silly! I wasn't shaming you, Emily.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Sophie!

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Sophie.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14But if you feel that I did, then mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- What was that about?- I don't know. Perhaps you should ask her.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25I'm thinking it's probably something YOU said.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Why do people react so sensitively?

0:09:28 > 0:09:33Do they know there's more important things going on in the world?

0:09:33 > 0:09:34What is it that you said?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37She told me went out last night and got utterly drunk,

0:09:37 > 0:09:38and cannot remember how she hurt herself.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40And I said by getting that drunk,

0:09:40 > 0:09:44you're putting yourself at risk of a serious assault.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46A sexual assault?

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Possibly.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50OK, why do you think you saying that upset her?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Because she's a drama queen?

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Or she really can't remember what happened last night,

0:09:55 > 0:09:57so now she's thinking possibly...

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh. I see.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Um, if you're going out for lunch, be careful,

0:10:03 > 0:10:06cos there's a maniac driver. I nearly got ran over.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Did you?

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Didn't that young fundraiser person say the same thing?

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Yes. He did.- Oh.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- SOUTH AMERICAN MUSIC - Greetings, friends!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- I... Oh, hold on. - MUSIC STOPS

0:10:25 > 0:10:28So, two weeks to go before I tread boldly in the footsteps

0:10:28 > 0:10:30of Senor Francisco Pizarro.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Obviously I won't be murdering people

0:10:32 > 0:10:34if they don't convert to Christianity, but...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- PHONE RINGS - Hold on.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46- Hello?- Hi, Jeremy, it's Karen here from campus surgery.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Don't tell me - you've had a change of heart,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50and now you want to donate your whole life's savings.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52No, it's not that.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54You know you said you were run over by a car this morning, or nearly?

0:10:54 > 0:10:57I still have a slight twinge.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59'Well, he nearly ran over me, and'

0:10:59 > 0:11:00I think you said that you filmed it.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Hello, Sophie? It's Doctor Bassey here from the campus surgery.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Look, I know we didn't get off to the best start, but I'm on lunch now

0:11:12 > 0:11:15and I wondered, could we meet up somewhere, off-campus?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Yes, that's fine.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23So there I was, just vlogging along, then suddenly...

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Wow, that was close!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30I know! I was six inches away from taxidermy.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34There's nobody else around. You're wearing that daft outfit.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36There's no way that driver didn't see you.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Are you sure there isn't someone who has it in for you?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43No, unless it's a case of mistaken identity.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Um, listen, could I just hang on to that memory card?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53There's somebody I'd like to show it to.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Sure.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Ah!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01What's this about, then?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Is it about the bag snatching? Cos I'm already onto that.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05It's not that. Take a seat.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09I was nearly run over at lunchtime.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Turns out there's a mad driver on campus.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18'I'm about to go somewhere far more dangerous.'

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Mr Charity.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21'Road hog!'

0:12:24 > 0:12:27That's more than dangerous driving - it's practically manslaughter.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Do you know whose car it is?

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Let's have a look.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Flash car. Blacked-out windows. Licence plate covered up.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39I could hazard a guess.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Yes?

0:12:43 > 0:12:44- Drug dealers.- Really?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Well, I don't think it's meals on wheels.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48We've had a few nasty incidents,

0:12:48 > 0:12:50but they seem to be getting more and more brazen.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52You see Jeremy, the guy who filmed it,

0:12:52 > 0:12:53do you think he could be involved?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Him? Mr Charity?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I saw him earlier raising money for some squirrel sanctuary.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01I wouldn't have thought so.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03I mean, I've had a few complaints

0:13:03 > 0:13:05about his rowdy fundraising activities,

0:13:05 > 0:13:09but I don't think he'd be involved with anything like that.

0:13:11 > 0:13:17Well, it's T minus 13 days, and I'm just beginning to feel the fear.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21I've been looking at the webcam of Machu Piccu

0:13:21 > 0:13:23and it seems to have disappeared.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27The whole city's been swallowed in mist.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30I feel like that could happen to me.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33I could just disappear.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39If I do, try and think nice things.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42He liked a laugh.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- He never meant to hurt any... - PHONE RINGS

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Hello, Sophie.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Oh, you remember my name now?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Can I sit down?- It's a free country.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12At least it used to be.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17So. Have you come to apologise?

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Look, I am sorry if I caused any offence.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24And the Oscar for this year's least convincing apology goes to...

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Look, as a doctor, of course

0:14:26 > 0:14:28I'm concerned for someone's alcohol intake,

0:14:28 > 0:14:29just as if I was a dentist

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I would worry you were eating too many sweets,

0:14:32 > 0:14:35but what I am worried about is last night.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39How did you hurt yourself? What happened?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Yes. That's been worrying me too.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47SHE SIGHS

0:14:53 > 0:14:57Oh! How did you get here?

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh, you know, I came up the stairs.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I was going to climb the walls like Spider-man,

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- but I don't quite have enough sticky.- Right.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07So, have you heard any more about that car that nearly hit me?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09No, nothing. It's a complete mystery.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11It must just be some boy racer, girl racer,

0:15:11 > 0:15:14someone trying to get in the Guinness Book of Records.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Yeah, must be. Do you want a tissue?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- What?- You're ever so sweaty.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- No, I'm fine.- No, you're not. Your eyes are the size of dinner plates.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Is that what the drugs do to you?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28I know I drink too much.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29But when you've had a hard week

0:15:29 > 0:15:32and you've just finished a 5,000-word essay,

0:15:32 > 0:15:35how else are you going to get rid of the stress?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I don't know why everyone worries so much about stress.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40It's the only thing that keeps me going.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43I did go too far last night.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45And I suppose I've been overdoing it.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49But I spoke to a friend and she said nothing embarrassing happened.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Well, I fell over in the ladies,

0:15:50 > 0:15:53which is how I hurt my hand, but apart from that...

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Thank goodness.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Hang on. You thought I might have actually been attacked?

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Well, it did cross my mind.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03No. Honestly, it was nothing like that.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Honestly, I don't take much.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Just if I'm at a party or something.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Sit down.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I know you're lying. I could see it in your eyes

0:16:20 > 0:16:23when I asked you has anybody got it in for you.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25You didn't recognise that car this morning,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27but you did when we played it back.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30You knew exactly who it was. I'm... I'm...

0:16:31 > 0:16:34I'm not going to tell on you, I'm not going to point the finger.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I just...I need to know, are you in trouble?

0:16:39 > 0:16:40How big?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45How big's the universe?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48It's always expanding, just like trouble expands.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51The more you try and fix it, the bigger it gets.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Start from the beginning.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Hm. OK.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Last year, some guy came up to me at a party, offered me some stuff.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I'd just been dumped by my girlfriend

0:17:05 > 0:17:08and I wouldn't usually take it, but...wow!

0:17:10 > 0:17:14I went from feeling lower than whale droppings to...

0:17:14 > 0:17:16king of the universe!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Have you seen yourself lately?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23I began to take...a lot.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27And then I owed a lot of money.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31But my dealer said I could have a discount if I sold some on campus.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35And I did sell some of his stuff.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39But I also took some for me.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42And now I owe a shed load of money.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44So, that car, it WAS for you?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48For the last three days,

0:17:48 > 0:17:51he's been sending me threatening e-mails, texts.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54The car was my final warning.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58This trip to South America, you're going to get more gear?

0:17:58 > 0:18:02No! That is a real thing. I am raising money for an orphanage.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05But I know someone.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07A friend of a friend.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12- He said he could get me a six-kilo bag of cocaine.- Oh, great(!)

0:18:12 > 0:18:15If I could just get it through Customs, I could pay off my debts!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Do you know how much I could get for six kilos?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Um...about ten years.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Is that you, Arwin?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27No sign of our suspect vehicle yet.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I'm hoping it may have scarpered.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35No, it's still there.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Well, they do say cockroaches can survive a nuclear war.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Well, thank you for putting my mind at rest.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Although I don't know why someone with a brilliant mind

0:18:46 > 0:18:49should feel the need to obliterate half their brain cells.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand youth culture.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55What do you mean?

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Well, when you were young, they hadn't even invented youth.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I might know more than you think, actually.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Sorry, who's this?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10That's my daughter, Emily.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14A couple of years ago, just after her finals.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19A week after that, she was out celebrating with friends when...

0:19:20 > 0:19:22..a drunk driver ran into her.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29She's at St Phil's now in a permanent vegetative state.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Technically alive, but with absolutely no cognitive function.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- I don't know what to say. - There's nothing to say.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I don't tell anyone any more because I can't bear the pity.

0:19:48 > 0:19:53But...maybe you'll understand why I get anxious

0:19:53 > 0:19:55when people tell me they get so drunk,

0:19:55 > 0:19:57they can't control their actions.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04If I can just get it through Customs,

0:20:04 > 0:20:07I can pay off my dealer. Start a new life.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11And devote yourself to good deeds and find a cure for cancer(?)

0:20:11 > 0:20:12You don't approve.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's not just that, I think it's ridiculous!

0:20:14 > 0:20:18How are you going to hide six kilos? You're the size of a whippet!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I CAN do this.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23If I just keep walking and look confident.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24You couldn't look more guilty

0:20:24 > 0:20:28if you hung a sign around your neck saying, "Arrest me, please."

0:20:28 > 0:20:29What's the alternative?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31You tell the police.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33But I'm a dealer.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36They're not after you, they're after whoever's in the car.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38But I'll get a criminal record.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Yeah, you will.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43But it's your first offence and you'll have owned up to it.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47It's going to be a lot worse if they come after you!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh, no, no, no, it's not that bad.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Look, I'm going to get you a tissue. Oh!

0:20:55 > 0:20:56That car's on campus again.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00I've placed all operatives on high alert. The police are on their way.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Go after him!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06# I'm feeling good

0:21:06 > 0:21:09# You know I'm going to work it on out

0:21:12 > 0:21:14# I'm feeling good

0:21:14 > 0:21:16# I'm feeling oh so fine

0:21:16 > 0:21:21# Until tomorrow but that's just some other time

0:21:21 > 0:21:24# I'm waiting for my man...#

0:21:30 > 0:21:33So, is she ever going to get better?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36No. There's absolutely no improvement whatsoever.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40At some point, I have to decide to turn off her nutrition

0:21:40 > 0:21:42and let nature take its course.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Well, how do you know when to do that?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I don't.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50There's some new consultant, he keeps pestering me

0:21:50 > 0:21:53to come in and make a decision.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Face reality, apparently.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57I just don't feel ready.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59I can't think of anything worse.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02As a doctor, you see all sorts of horrors.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Parents whose children don't even see ten years old.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06At least Emily got to university.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09I remember when I got here.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12For the first time ever, I had my own place, I had a boyfriend.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15I could do what I wanted, eat what I wanted.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17And I remember thinking,

0:22:17 > 0:22:20"if it all ends now, well, it's been worth it."

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Sorry, I didn't mean...

0:22:24 > 0:22:27No, no, no. It's fine, I know what you mean.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31I have to go back to work now, so good luck.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Have a good term.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38Eat, drink and be merry, but, please, try to do it responsibly.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43'Bye.'

0:22:54 > 0:22:56HE PANTS

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Hello?

0:23:11 > 0:23:12I need the police. I...

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Argh!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Any sign of him?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25None. But the police should be here any minute.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27What are you doing?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Whatever it takes, Mrs Hollins.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32There's no way I'm going to let these thugs escape.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Luckily, I have a device which can immobilise any known vehicle.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Right.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Yes, all right, Karen, I am on campus. I'll be there in two...

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Just hold on a second. Stay there.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Hello? Hello? Jeremy?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51No, no, no, don't try and speak. Just look at me.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Listen, I'm going to need an ambulance.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Tell them there's a young man, he's been beaten up.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58He's got injuries to his face, arms and torso.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01His pulse is...approximately 140.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Listen, we need this immediately.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Jeremy, don't move, just try and stay with me.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11They got one of them.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13The other was last seen running towards the high street.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I hope he gets run over by a truck.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Oh, aye, looks like they got the other one.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22PHONE RINGS

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Mrs Tembe, how's it going?

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Well, er...Dr Carter and I, we have been killed by zombies.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Right.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33I was just checking that everything

0:24:33 > 0:24:35is running smoothly with the locums.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Um...yeah, yeah.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Nobody died.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Right. Well, I'm off now.

0:24:50 > 0:24:55All right. Well, thank you for today. You saved that boy's life.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Oh, I shouldn't have thought so. That was the paramedics.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59OK.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01So, are you off somewhere nice?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- I need to see my daughter. - Ah. Does she live nearby?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06It's about ten minutes away by car.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Oh, you're so lucky she's close.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11My daughter lives in London. I never flipping see her.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15I see Emily most days, but I've decided I need to let go of her.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17I've been holding on to her for far too long.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Aw. I know.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22They don't give you an instruction manual with them, do they?

0:25:22 > 0:25:23No, they don't.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Well, I hope to see you again. Night-night.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Goodnight, Karen.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Thank you.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36People come through this

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- thankful they were given the opportunity.- I'm sorry.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41I've been misled by all of the doctors here.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44That's a very serious allegation.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- I'm calling the police. - On what grounds?- Trespass.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Howard's daughter is his main beneficiary.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Good, I'm glad. That's...how it should be.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Please don't make such a life-changing decision so quickly.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Tell me where you are.