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0:00:25 > 0:00:27Cheers, everyone! ALL: CHEERS!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28CHEERING

0:00:30 > 0:00:31That's it - pace yourself!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Oh, and you'll be on the lemonade all evening?

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Oh, I'm sticking to the plan -

0:00:35 > 0:00:37couple of beers and a curry with the lads.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39I told you - I'm not getting married with a hangover.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- You could always come out with us. - Yeah, like I could keep up.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45What's she doing here?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47She's our boss, Holly. She works here.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Sick of her sniffing round you. She's so obvious.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Maybe she's finally made her decision.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56No, she'll keep you dangling. It's just a power trip.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Look, there was no other candidate near me.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00That promotion is mine and she knows it.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02So? Ask her straight out!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04No. I'm not playing her game. I can wait.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07What time are you setting out?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09In about an hour.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Gives me time to go home and grab a quick shower.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Have a great time. Don't do anything I wouldn't.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Yeah, it's you I'm worried about -

0:01:17 > 0:01:20these lot are a bunch of animals after a few drinks.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21CHEERING

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- See you at home. - Yeah.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26If you make it.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28SHE CHUCKLES

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, to be honest I'm not busting to get home.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Having Mo to stay is a bit of a strain.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Really?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46I feel bad for saying it, cos she's Rob's cousin and family is family,

0:01:46 > 0:01:48but...it's just so open-ended.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50I've got no idea how long she's going to be here...

0:01:50 > 0:01:52That is awkward...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Traipsing her muddy boots through the house.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Her and Rob staying up till silly o'clock, boozing,

0:01:57 > 0:01:59watching rubbish TV...

0:01:59 > 0:02:01That all sounds a bit difficult.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I just feel invaded, that's all.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07It might be noise, but at least it's company.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Jimmi! Jimmithy, my very bestest friend.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- No. - At least hear me out.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Sorry, mate, I've got stuff to do tonight. Got to do the photos.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Photos can wait. I'm talking real ale in a real pub.- Sorry. - Followed by...

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- a real drunken stagger to the local curry house. Yes? - Sorry, mate, another night, yeah?

0:02:23 > 0:02:24HE SIGHS

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Dr Emma Reid, my bestest friend...

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, sorry, Al, another night, maybe?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31We've got a big cinema date planned. Tickets are booked.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Have a nice time.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Bunch of antisocial...

0:02:36 > 0:02:40It's no problem, I've got plenty of friends...

0:02:42 > 0:02:44ALL WHOOP

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Girls, I've forgot my coat! I'll see you in there!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59That's so sweet when you're so eager...

0:03:03 > 0:03:05SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

0:03:08 > 0:03:10SHE GASPS

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Ronnie, when did you get so old?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23We're supposed to be friends, Ronald.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25HE SIGHS

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yeah, whatever. Don't be surprised if I delete you from my contacts.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Everything all right?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34See you at seven o'clock? If that still suits?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Er, yeah, that's fine. - And you know where I am?

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Yeah, I'll bring those files...

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Perfect. Now, I know you only eat halal.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Please, don't go to any trouble...

0:03:43 > 0:03:44It's fine, see you at seven.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Hello.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Oh, it's work related. Partly.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54And you're cooking dinner?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Simple. Meat-free classic.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58So, you like her?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Ah... She's very attractive. If somewhat irritating.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Oh, and is that your perfect mix?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Only time will tell.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12SHE CHUCKLES

0:04:15 > 0:04:17SHE PANTS

0:04:18 > 0:04:20SHE GASPS

0:04:20 > 0:04:22DOOR OPENS

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Oh...hi!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Holly...? Are you OK?

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Holly, what's...?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's fine.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Do you need...? - It's empty.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32It's OK, I've got you...

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Right. We're going to get you to a doctor....

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Can you walk OK?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Easy... Easy.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Hey, I was well-impressed with you last night.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I was expecting slippers and cocoa by ten.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- ROB:- 'Oi! There is life in the old dog yet.'

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Excellent. So, let's keep you on your paws, then, eh?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Where's your best local with a darts board?- Darts?

0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Yeah. I'm finishing work early. - Er...I don't know.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04I don't know what time I'm going to finish, and Karen, she...well...

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Oh, please! Spare me the "wife don't like it" speech.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Oh, it's OK for you, you're footloose and fancy free...

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Well, bring her along!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Hey, I guarantee you - a few drinks in, she'll be throwing triples

0:05:15 > 0:05:17and swearing like Auntie Kim.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19She just needs to get out more.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- You think so? - Hey, the washing-up can wait.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23I don't know...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I hear your fear.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Hey, tell you what, I'll give you a head start if you're that scared.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I'll still win, mind you...

0:05:33 > 0:05:35All right, then, you're on!

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Yeah, top man!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I'll text you where.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- And I'll bring my arrows. I'll see you later, cuz.- Bye.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Right...

0:05:50 > 0:05:52PHONE RINGS

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Mill Health Centre.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Er, hiya, love. - Oh, hello.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Do you fancy an evening out tonight? - Ooh, lovely.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01'I was thinking the Letherbridge Arms, maybe?'

0:06:01 > 0:06:04OK. Food is always good...

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yeah, and...darts.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Darts?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Yeah, well, I was thinking we should take Mo along with us.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Seeing as she doesn't know anyone around here...

0:06:14 > 0:06:19Hang on. So this is the Letherbridge Arms. Darts. Mo.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21What kind of mug do you think I am?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24This isn't a date - it's a lads' night out!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Did you just say darts?- No, it's not! It's not a lads' night out.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Mo's not a lad, for a start! - Not biologically, perhaps.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Count me in. - Who's that?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Al.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36The pub on West Street is by far the best.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37The Ball and Chain?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, yeah... OK, then.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Love, I've got to go.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45They do such good ales in there, Rob.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I'll see you in there. Bye.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Are we on?- Yes.- Yay!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55A night out with the Hollinses!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58SHE CLEARS THROAT

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I would like a word with Sergeant Hollins, please.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Sarge...?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hello, Mrs Tembe, can I help you with something?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I need to discuss an important matter.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Do you want to come round?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15OK, Holly. My room is just through here.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- OK.- I'll be right out here.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19PHONE RINGS

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Do you mind...? I just...

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- I can't. - Don't worry...

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Just tell them I'm sorry...I just can't...

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- I'll deal with it. It's OK.- OK. - Thanks.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Hello... No, it's Martha Bullmore.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Yeah, I'm with Holly. She's um...

0:07:38 > 0:07:40She's got a bit...upset... I don't

0:07:40 > 0:07:42think she's going to make it. Sorry.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I'm not sure. I don't quite know what's going on yet...

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Yeah, maybe...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Maybe the whole wedding's off.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I mean, it doesn't look good.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00OK. I'll try. I'd better go... Bye.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11I sympathise...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Honestly, I really do...

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Obviously, what's happened is wrong.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20But without signed and sealed witness statements,

0:08:20 > 0:08:23the chances of pinning anything on this guy are pretty slim.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26The CPS might not even look at it.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28But he is clearly guilty.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I don't doubt that, but with cases like this,

0:08:30 > 0:08:34they can take an age to build up and they can collapse really quickly.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Plus, in terms of the law, there is a bit of a grey area...

0:08:38 > 0:08:39What grey area?

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Whether or not it is a police matter. Trading Standards, yes.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Police?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47This man is a dangerous criminal!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51He is preying on vulnerable and innocent people...

0:08:51 > 0:08:53It's not that straightforward.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56It is for Mrs Marsh!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- She needs your help. - And I will pass this on to my team.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01And you never know,

0:09:01 > 0:09:04there may be an outstanding investigation involving this guy.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08And if there is, this will help move it forward.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Sorry.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Thank you.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18DOOR SLAMS

0:09:23 > 0:09:25PHONE CHIMES

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Hey... What...?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- AUTOMATED VOICE:- Please, leave your message after the tone.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Holly, it's me. What's going on?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Call me, yeah?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I can see from your notes that you haven't had

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- an attack for quite a while now. - No.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I'm guessing hen nights can get a bit stressful?

0:10:00 > 0:10:01HE CHUCKLES

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Have you had any alcohol?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07A bit, yeah.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Can you say how much, exactly?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Couple of glasses.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13OK, that's nothing to worry about.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Was it something specific that sparked this off?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23OK, well...

0:10:23 > 0:10:26if you're not up to talking yet, Holly, that's fine.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Don't worry, just try and relax, yeah?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- No rush.- Thanks...

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Just try and focus on slowing down your breathing.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Just...deep...

0:10:37 > 0:10:38HE INHALES LOUDLY

0:10:38 > 0:10:40..and steady...

0:10:40 > 0:10:41HE EXHALES

0:10:44 > 0:10:48That's it. Oh, it might help to close your eyes.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Visualise something calming.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Much better...

0:10:54 > 0:10:55AL CHATTERS

0:10:55 > 0:10:57At last, where have you been!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I thought I was going to die in here on my own.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02So sorry, love. We had a last-minute patient with a gippy tum...

0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Pint of Old Pickering, please. Karen Hollins, what are you having? - Oh, G&T. Easy on the T.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Rob Hollins?- All right, who chose this hole, by the way?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Place is a nightmare to find. - Evening, Mo. This is Al.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Oh, hey. I work with... - I'm gasping for an ale.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Chop chop, good lad. None of that chilly, fizzy rubbish, though.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Oh, and crisps. Smoky bacon, steak...

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Or both. I'm Mo, by the way.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Hey, I'm Al. I work with Karen.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Good flock, no staples. Quality board.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34So, who's up for doubles?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Oh, here we go... These must be the legendary golden arrows.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- How about we spice it up a bit? - What do you suggest?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Oh... Losers pay for everyone's Ruby afterwards.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh. Now! That is an idea!

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Oooh! What? Are you chicken?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Me? Chicken? I am chicken, I'm chicken bhuna.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Me and you, Karen.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Fighting talk from the Hollinses. - Don't worry, love.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Your prawn jal-whatsit is going to be on them. Guaranteed.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Here we go. Extra G.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06One of the key things is to use your inhaler before things gets worse.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- I tried, but... - It was empty.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'm just saying...

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Early intervention can avoid things building to a crisis...

0:12:14 > 0:12:17If one of the triggers of your asthma is getting stressed and anxious,

0:12:17 > 0:12:22then dealing with things means you could avoid ending up in hospital...

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Things have been difficult in work.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Can you not talk to your manager? - She's part of the problem.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Oh...I see.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- I assumed she was your friend... - Martha Bullmore...

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Her nickname is Bull's-eye!

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Oh, let me guess - something to do with...hitting targets?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Kind of - she throws herself at every new man that

0:12:43 > 0:12:45comes in to the department.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48My fiance, Ed, has just joined us a few months ago.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Oh, right.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52She knows we're together but it doesn't stop her.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Plus, she's just interviewed him for a promotion...

0:12:54 > 0:12:55I see...

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I...erm...

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I saw them together, before I left today...

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I'm sorry - I shouldn't be dumping all this on you.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06No, no, don't worry.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I can see why you're feeling so stressed out.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16On top of getting married tomorrow, as well...

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Yeah, that's a lot of pressure.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Thank you.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26You've been really kind... but I'm going to call a cab.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I can't face Martha.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31OK. Just...

0:13:32 > 0:13:34..take a minute. Yeah?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Focus on slowing your breathing again.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39OK.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Erm...Martha?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49She seems to have gone.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh, good. Can't find my phone...

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Oh, you passed it to...

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, of course I did.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Well, I'm going now,

0:13:59 > 0:14:02so, I can give you a lift home, if you like?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Are you sure...? I can just...?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06No, no, it's all part of the service!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Thank you. That'd be great.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12OK, then. Let's go.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17MUSIC: La Donna e Mobile from Rigoletto by Verdi

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Let me take your coat. - Oh, thank you. Ah, Rigoletto!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Yeah, this just stuck in my head. - It was a great performance.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Is it too loud? I like it when I'm cooking...

0:14:26 > 0:14:30- No, no, it's fine.- What about the lighting? Is that too low?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Perhaps a bit...for reading... - Let me get you...a drink.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34ALARM BEEPS

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh, the crostini!

0:14:38 > 0:14:39HE FUSSES

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Oh, dear.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Sorry for just turning up, but it's about Holly...

0:14:48 > 0:14:50You've seen her? Where is she?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Look, I'm the last person who should be interfering...

0:14:53 > 0:14:54What did she say to you?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Just that she's really sorry...

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I don't get it...

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I just get this text out of nowhere...saying

0:15:02 > 0:15:03the wedding's off...

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I keep trying to call her, but her phone's switched off now!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Ed, I'm so sorry.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Come on, sit down. I'll put the kettle on.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I can give you a sort of overview of more recent

0:15:22 > 0:15:24developments with community-based midwives...

0:15:24 > 0:15:26I just wondered how you'd settled in.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Oh, er... Yeah, fine.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31I think there's still a lot I need to get to grips with...

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Everything else OK?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Yeah, yeah...

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- A bit of trouble with my landlord. - Oh, dear...

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Yeah, he won't renew my lease.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42He wants to see if he can rent it to someone else for more money.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44I'm sure it will resolve itself.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46And if it doesn't?

0:15:46 > 0:15:51I'll have to move out at short notice, be a major hassle...

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Well, you could move in here, I have plenty of space, don't hesitate...

0:15:55 > 0:16:00No, that's very kind of you, but I... I couldn't possibly...

0:16:00 > 0:16:02The offer is there if you need it...

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Thank you, but I really couldn't.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Is it too middle-aged bachelor?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11No, no, no, it's lovely.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14It's very... It's very, ha, organised.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Thank you... I do like order.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Well, you see, that's where it wouldn't work.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20My kids are polar opposites.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh, yes, of course...

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I come as part of a much bigger and louder package.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Please, have a seat...

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Thank you.

0:16:33 > 0:16:38I don't understand - why would she do this now?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I know it sounds harsh, but if it's Holly's decision,

0:16:41 > 0:16:42there's nothing you can do.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43HE SIGHS

0:16:43 > 0:16:45I've messed this up so badly.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Don't beat yourself up - you're a great guy, you're kind

0:16:49 > 0:16:51and funny and handsome...

0:16:51 > 0:16:52HE SCOFFS

0:16:52 > 0:16:55If Holly doesn't appreciate you, then it's her loss.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58You deserve to be with somebody who does.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02DOOR OPENS

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Holly!

0:17:05 > 0:17:06It's not what it looks like.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Yeah, it is.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Honestly, Hols, I swear... - I saw you together at work.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13No, nothing's happened!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Holly, just try and stay calm, remember?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17I'm sorry, who are you?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Dr Vere. Holly came in to my surgery...

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Ed, I think we should leave. - We?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- You've slept together, haven't you? - No! Of course no...

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I know you're lying! You're such a...

0:17:29 > 0:17:31We were supposed to be getting married tomorrow!

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Hang on a minute! You text-dumped me, remember?!

0:17:34 > 0:17:35What?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Yeah, pretty brutally, actually...

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- I don't know what you're talking about.- Well, it came from your phone!

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Doesn't mean she's the one who sent it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Holly, shall we try and take a seat? Remember...

0:17:48 > 0:17:49try and keep calm...

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Slow breaths...

0:17:51 > 0:17:52HE BREATHES SLOWLY

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Are you coming with me, or not?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Get out!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Shame. You deserved that promotion.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Get out!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Your loss.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Good arrows.- My round. Karen? Rob?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20No, we're fine. We sort of need a decent score,

0:18:20 > 0:18:22if we're going to have any chance of drawing level.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Oh, stop pressuring me!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26I'm just saying, don't waste them. Again.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30DART CLATTERS

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Close.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34DART CLATTERS

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Oh, not so close!

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Oh, Karen. No! - Five!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Let's see you do any better!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Hey, hey, come on, Hollinses. You're falling apart.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Try pulling together.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Right, so we require...80.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52I'm going to go 20, 20, double top.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Huh!

0:18:57 > 0:18:58That's 20.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02So is that.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Yes! Double top! - Come on!

0:19:09 > 0:19:10SHE CHEERS

0:19:10 > 0:19:13SHE LAUGHS

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Spaghetti al pomodoro...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17You said, "Keep it simple,"

0:19:17 > 0:19:19but it's a classic, nonetheless.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21I had no idea you were such a good cook.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's a bombproof recipe, but it needs a good red...

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- No, no, you must have some. - No, really, I'm fine.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28It's not the same without it.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I thought I told you, I don't drink.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh...yes, of course...

0:19:33 > 0:19:34I'm sorry.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36I didn't mean to offend you.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38No, it's fine. It's not a problem.

0:19:38 > 0:19:43It's not specifically a religious thing, anyway, it's more by choice.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45A choice?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I mean...I...

0:19:47 > 0:19:49I don't like the effect.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Shall I start?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Oh, yes, please do, yeah.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Oh, cards? - Oh, do you play?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Yeah. Bridge, mainly. My aunties taught me.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh, I adore bridge.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Do you know honeymoon? You only need two players.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Yes, it's not quite as skilful...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, we can play later...

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Unless, of course, it's beneath you...?

0:20:11 > 0:20:15No, no, no, I accept the challenge, but I warn you, I never lose.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I warn you, neither do I.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18- Cheers.- Mm.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Mm.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29It was just the once.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32At that weekend conference thing.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35You said it was just a kiss!

0:20:36 > 0:20:40I was off my face, Holly, you know? Really, really drunk.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Not that drunk.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45It was a stupid, stupid mistake.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48I told her that the next morning.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51But you know what she's like, she wouldn't give up.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55I'm so sorry, Holly.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Really.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Look, you two need obviously to talk...- Go.- Yeah.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04No, you, Ed.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Listen, Hols...

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Just go! Please.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Look... I think it might be an idea if you...

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Holly...?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21She really doesn't need any more stress, right now.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34There's a spare inhaler in the drawer.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I love you, Holly.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Easy. Easy.... You can do this.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52I've had a few.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55But I reckon I can hit bull's-eye with my eyes closed....

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Yes, you can. Bull's-eye!

0:22:00 > 0:22:01In one!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03THEY LAUGH AND CHEER

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Look at the state of him.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Look at the state of her.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08He's all over her.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Oh, come on. He didn't stand a chance.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Losers!- Losers!

0:22:13 > 0:22:14That's it. I'm done.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Oi, where are you going?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Home.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21You're going to go via the curry house, right?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31I'm such an idiot.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Why did I believe him?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36When you love someone, I guess...

0:22:39 > 0:22:42I don't know what to think. Or what to do.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Oh...I'm such a mess...!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48No, you're not.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50You are in control. OK?

0:22:51 > 0:22:56Just take your time and make the decision that's right for you.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58OK?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01I will.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Thank you.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Well, then... Good luck.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Bye.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Another one for me.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Oh, the last trick is mine...

0:23:25 > 0:23:27I think not...

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Oh...hidden depths.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Or a lucky hand.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32No, don't humour me. It only makes it worse.

0:23:32 > 0:23:37- I'm sorry. So, shall we go again? - How else will I get my revenge?

0:23:37 > 0:23:38SHE CHUCKLES

0:23:43 > 0:23:45AL SINGS

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hey!

0:23:51 > 0:23:54BOTH MOAN

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh, you've hit bull's-eye big time tonight, haven't you?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Yeah, I appear to be on a lucky streak.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Back to ours for a nightcap?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Yes... Yes, please!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Really! I thought you had a heart...

0:24:10 > 0:24:12I do...

0:24:12 > 0:24:13But I play bridge with my head.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Oh, another one. I must salvage the Carter pride.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I'm sorry, it'll have to wait another night. It's late.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Please don't tell anyone about this.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22I will never live it down.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25My lips are sealed.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I've had a fantastic evening, thank you.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Ruhma, I've really enjoyed tonight.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Yeah, well... That's very sweet. Ditto.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36No.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that...

0:24:38 > 0:24:42I'm sorry if I've given you the wrong impression...

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Er, I don't know what to say...

0:24:44 > 0:24:46I thought we were clear.

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Oh, we were. We are.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50I've got to go.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51I...

0:24:51 > 0:24:52I'm sorry.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59MO AND AL LAUGH NEXT DOOR

0:24:59 > 0:25:01TV: 'The mating ritual is neither elaborate...'

0:25:05 > 0:25:07THEY GET LOUDER

0:25:08 > 0:25:10This is not the evening I had planned.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Oh, that's because you let Mo and Al plan it.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I still think there's something a bit OFF about him -

0:25:16 > 0:25:20- I should have warned Mo. - It's the other way round!

0:25:20 > 0:25:22She should carry a public health warning.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25TV: '..and the female soon makes it clear who is in charge.'

0:25:25 > 0:25:26- AL:- 180!

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Oh!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35THEY CONTINUE TO LAUGH AND GIGGLE

0:25:40 > 0:25:42She's got me on this breast-feeding exclusion zone.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44I've got to be 20 feet away at all times.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50Not rushing off without having breakfast, are you?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Oh... - You're all right, you're OK.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57Al became fixated with her, he started properly stalking her.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Nothing says "I love you" more...

0:25:59 > 0:26:02than...a pie.