0:00:41 > 0:00:49DOG BARKS
0:00:53 > 0:00:56MUSIC: Time by Pink Floyd
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Morning!- Lovely day!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Sid, I think you should get going.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Sure, sure.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Good morning.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48AL YAWNS
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Fun night?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Big yawns.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Let me guess. You were up all night talking to West Coast
0:01:54 > 0:01:56geeks about computer coding...
0:01:56 > 0:02:00This guy could nerd for England. No, make that Europe.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Thank you very much. The verb "to nerd..." Or "to geek"?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I geek, you geek, he geeks, she geeks. We all geek.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Sid...go now.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12I'm going.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Just stick those somewhere. I'll type them up later.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Yeah. I'll stick 'em somewhere.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22What was all that about? What's Al been up to?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40How can two people do this to a room?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43There's more where that came from.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46HE LAUGHS
0:02:46 > 0:02:48HE HUMS THE CONGA
0:02:51 > 0:02:54We won the lottery!
0:02:54 > 0:02:58HE CARRIES ON HUMMING THE CONGA
0:03:04 > 0:03:06So you are going to be out all day?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Yep. House calls. In fact, I better get going.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Sorry, I was trying to catch up on yesterday's notes.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16"Catch up?" Why do you not do them at the time?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I do! I scribble them down... I just need to input them...type them up...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Honestly, I'll catch up by the end of the day...
0:03:21 > 0:03:23You, (you have a patient waiting).
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Do you want to come through?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27(Thank you.)
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Sid, are you OK?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yeah, I'm fine.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34PHONE RINGS
0:03:35 > 0:03:37The Campus Surgery, good morning.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Yes, I'm just phoning to remind you that
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I do need to pop out for a few minutes this afternoon.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Oh... It is your lunch break. You are welcome to do what you choose.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Thank you. Although I will be popping out about five past three, and I'll be
0:03:50 > 0:03:53back...soon as I can. Hopefully no more than an hour.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Is this for an appointment?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Oh, no...it's...yes.
0:03:59 > 0:04:05If you are going to book time at the hairdressers, or wherever,
0:04:05 > 0:04:08please can you make sure that the time is convenient to us,
0:04:08 > 0:04:10as well as yourself.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Yes. Of course. Thank you, thank you so much.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15You're going out this afternoon?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yes, I did mention it a couple of times.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19If that's OK?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yeah. I've got this dinner party to plan.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I wanted to grab ten minutes looking at some recipes, but never mind.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Sorry.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30All right, Haskey, let me guess, it was series three, Battlestar Galactica,
0:04:30 > 0:04:34the whole box set, washed down by four pints of Old Belcher?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Sounds amazing.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh, Dr Carter? I thought of an icon for you.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Is it Alfred Hitchcock?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- No...- Is it Anthony Hopkins?- No. - When he played Alfred Hitchcock?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49No. The Roman Emperor, Nero.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51A toga and some laurel leaves. It'd be perfect.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Nero, the great debaucher.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56That's a bit rich coming from you, by all accounts.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Argh!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05It'll turn up.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Think!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I have...I don't know...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I need to get to work.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12We've got to find that scratchcard!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'll help when I get back.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16HE SIGHS
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Bill, calm down! Take some breaths.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Don't forget the nurse is coming this morning, OK?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34As Acting Practice Manager, I can only apologise.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39No, I take full responsibility.
0:05:42 > 0:05:48I will forward the report to you as quickly as possible.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Dr Vere?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Yes, thank you, goodbye.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02That was the Jobcentre.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Not thinking of leaving us, surely?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11They are interviewing a Mr Carlton this afternoon
0:06:11 > 0:06:14for his Disability Living Allowance.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18But we have not sent them the report yet.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Like I said, I've got rough notes. I just need to get them
0:06:20 > 0:06:22into the system.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25We need to get it there as soon as possible!
0:06:26 > 0:06:27I left them at the Mill, though.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31It's OK. I'll sort something out, don't worry.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36(I'm sorry.)
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Come on!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Kayley!
0:06:57 > 0:06:58HE SIGHS
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- KNOCK ON DOOR - Hello.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I've brought you a cup of Brazil's finest.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Can't have you falling asleep on the patients.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Chance would be a fine thing.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- First time for everything. - Thank you.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29What was Heston on about earlier? You being the "great debaucher"?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Yeah. I don't know, what is his problem?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Some lame attempt at humour? So...
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Oh!
0:07:35 > 0:07:40Whoa...! Did you see that? Some things can't be unseen.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43No, I get it now. The great debaucher!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Thing is...
0:07:45 > 0:07:46It's none of my business.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I'm sorry...I'm really sorry.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Hey, look, good for you! I'll...leave you to it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56That's not me in the photo.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00It is me!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04'OK, Bill. Slow down. I get it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06'You've lost your winning scratchcard.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08'But how can we help you on the radio?'
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Sorry, yeah...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11So what I was wondering,
0:08:11 > 0:08:15could you maybe put a shout out on the afternoon show or something?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Massive long shot, I know.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19But saying I'll give a reward to anyone who finds it,
0:08:19 > 0:08:23so please, please give the card back.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I really need this money for something so, so important.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33'What's so important that our listeners are going to want to hand that winning card over?'
0:08:33 > 0:08:35HE SIGHS
0:08:35 > 0:08:38OK, so what it is...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hi. Sorry I'm a bit late.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Is everything OK?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Yeah, yeah. Come in.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Sid wants me to drop his notes off when I pop out later.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Where are you "popping out" to?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh... Just...busy, busy, busy!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Ah! Got it. Cook's heaven!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Business meeting?
0:09:25 > 0:09:26It might be.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Great!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Because on Monday I've got a few people coming over for a bite to eat.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Pressure's on. That's your icon, Nigella.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Really?
0:09:37 > 0:09:42No, not Nigella. I'm surprised I haven't seen this before, Karen.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be...Delia."
0:09:48 > 0:09:52So, I was going to ask, do you still do those salad bowls?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Yep.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57And if I order one today, could you get me one in red?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59No problemo.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Great! Cos Rob, big, clumsy oaf, he dropped ours,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05And I want to make a big, fresh salad, maybe with pomegranates...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Does Al eat pomegranates?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I don't want to be rude, but I would have thought Dr Haskey
0:10:10 > 0:10:12would eat more or less anything.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Al?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Oh, don't you know?
0:10:15 > 0:10:20Dr Haskey's actually going out with Mo, who is Rob's cousin.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24I knew that. I'd heard something.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Yeah. Good for them, it's great.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46160 over 90. And your pulse is up, too.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49You need to calm down, that's for sure.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50How can I calm down?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Take some deep breaths. - The only way I'm going to calm down is when I find that scratchcard.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56It's worth 50 grand!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I think I've found your icon.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Valerie?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Is it someone nice?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Definitely. I see a young Queen Elizabeth II...
0:11:11 > 0:11:13That's very kind of you.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Is that a new necklace?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Oh, this? No, it's a silver wishbone.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20It was from my granny for good luck just before my first driving test.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Your "first"?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24It worked eventually.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Good luck with your meeting.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30KAREN COUGHS
0:11:30 > 0:11:32SHE MOUTHS INAUDIBLY
0:11:37 > 0:11:39OK. We've all been there.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Wake up in the morning, it's all a haze.- Yeah.- And then the memory sets off little things.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Trigger points, so that's what we need. Talk through the night and the details start to come back.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I got a pizza in the face.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Yeah... I got a pizza in the face.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00We were playing Frisbee with a pizza!
0:12:00 > 0:12:05I danced with a cushion, cos Kayley didn't want to do the conga.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09- The card. Where was the card when this was going on?- Um...
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Did you have it in your hand?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Did you put it somewhere you could see it?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Come on, Bill. We need to focus here!- OK, OK!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Visualise the room. Doing the conga.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23It was on top of the TV.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25And then what?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26The TV went out the door...
0:12:26 > 0:12:28And the ticket?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Kayley grabbed it! Kayley grabbed it and put it in a book!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Cookbook!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36This one! Yes!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Come on! No...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41OK. Good start. Keep thinking...
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Then we were outside, yeah, we were in the garden,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46cos we were waving it about...
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Ha! Yes!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57We were chucking stuff...at the moon!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58OK...
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Yeah.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03These, for a start. And eggs.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06And then what, the ticket?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I was waving it at the moon...definitely!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Then what?
0:13:10 > 0:13:11No luck?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Luck!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Luck! Yeah, we've had loads of luck(!)
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Yeah, we're the luckiest people in the world.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20We won the lottery! And the unluckiest. We lost it.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22All on one day... Is that a record?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24We've had more luck than we know what to do with!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26All right. Let's try and keep calm.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29So, you had the ticket out here, and then what?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31That's when it stops.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What did we do with it?
0:13:37 > 0:13:38- Maybe you dropped it?- No!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- You were going mad.- So were you!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Maybe you dropped it, and it blew away or something?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Maybe...Bill... Maybe it's time to think about letting it go?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51What? No way! 50 grand?!
0:13:51 > 0:13:52No way!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00HE GRUNTS
0:14:04 > 0:14:06The Jobcentre are still chasing.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08She should be here any minute.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Here, take this. You cannot run on empty.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Ding-ding, here she is, your post lady. Your notes, sir!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Thank you, Valerie. You're a life-saver!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You're so welcome. Happy to help. Always.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Right, then, I'll get on it straight away.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Dr Ve...!
0:14:29 > 0:14:30I'd better get going.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Are you still...are you helping at the church?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Yes.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41That must be nice. Knowing there's always someone on your side.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Like an invisible friend.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I used to have an invisible friend when I was younger.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50She was called Marjorie. It was lovely.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52She was always there.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Although she did get a bit demanding.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57In the end I had to let her go.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Are you all right, Miss Pitman?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Oh, yes, 'course. Never better.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Would you like a cup of tea while you are here?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I would love that...
0:15:09 > 0:15:11but I'm running out of time.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I've got to go now.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23What about the bin...in the kitchen?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I've looked in there twice.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Well, I'm looking again.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34He don't need this, does he? It's making him ill looking for it.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36The sooner he finds it, the sooner he'll calm down.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38You don't understand, he's not going to find it.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40You know something, don't you?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44I thought you were a bit quick telling him to give up looking...
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Kayley, if you know something, you've got to say.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- I might have flushed it.- What?!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I was really, really drunk.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57And I think I remember flushing it down the toilet.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Deliberately?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- I wrapped it up in toilet paper and...- Why?!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03You should have seen him last night.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06When he gets excited he goes off his head!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08He's been doing so well with his drinking and his diet and
0:16:08 > 0:16:11everything, but when he gets like this, it all goes out the window.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15If he had that money in his hand, he'd be dead in a year and I'm not having it.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17You can't tell him.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I won't. But you will.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- What?!- You can't go on like this.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- You've got to tell him what you've done.- Yeah, but...
0:16:24 > 0:16:27The only reason I'm here is cos I can't leave Bill in this state.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31But I can't hang around pretending to look for something that doesn't exist any more, can I?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35I'm going to start taking the floorboards up.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50(Please.)
0:16:54 > 0:16:57It's going to be OK. Silly!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05What have you done?! What have you done to me?!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Bill... Let me tell you why...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Bill. Calm down. Take some deep breaths for me.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Argh, my chest! - What's happening? Is he all right?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16HE GROANS
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Hand me the phone, I need to call an ambulance.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Get me some aspirin if you've got any.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Is it a heart attack?
0:17:21 > 0:17:22HE GROANS
0:17:23 > 0:17:25BELLS RING
0:17:49 > 0:17:52No. Get out! You're not coming!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56I don't want you anywhere near me. Get out! Get out!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Valerie Pitman?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Do you want to come with me?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Will he be all right?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25He's in good hands.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26It's all my fault.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30'Traffic coming up...but now the time is 13 minutes past the hour.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34'Precisely. 13, unlucky for some, and maybe just the moment
0:18:34 > 0:18:39'to play you a call we got earlier from a listener who needs your help.'
0:18:39 > 0:18:43'Hi, my name's Bill Watkins and I won 50 grand on a scratchcard
0:18:43 > 0:18:46'last night, and now I've lost it.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49'And the worst thing is, I never signed the back.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52'Which means if someone picks it up they could claim the 50 grand.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56'But I really need the money for something so,
0:18:56 > 0:19:00'so important. My girlfriend, Kayley, she means everything to me.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04'But I'm only on sickness benefits so I never dared ask her to marry me.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06'I knew she'd turn me down.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10'This is my one chance. Anybody listening,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13'if you find it, please, please help.'
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Come on.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23How are you feeling today, Mrs Pitman?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I'm fine, thank you. And it's Miss, Miss Pitman.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Miss Pitman, my apologies. Maybe I could call you Valerie?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Of course.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35So sorry to keep you waiting, Valerie.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36That's all right. No problem.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39I work in a doctors' surgery so I'm used to it.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I just read a magazine.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44There was a thing about...sorry...
0:19:44 > 0:19:47I've had the results of your tests back.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yes.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51That's good.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53They show you have something called Hodgkin's lymphoma.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Oh! Oh!
0:19:59 > 0:20:04Oh, God. I really thought I had cancer.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I have been so worried....
0:20:06 > 0:20:11I'm sorry. I'm afraid it is a form of cancer.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I know it's bound to be a shock.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18The main thing is that it is treatable.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22And I think at this stage we can be quite positive.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Yes, there will be a vigorous course of treatment.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31I wonder, perhaps you have someone at home to help you through?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Well, you will be assigned a dedicated nurse, so that'll help.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Now, there is a lot to take in.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41But with cancer we have a grading system, one to four,
0:20:41 > 0:20:44four being the most advanced.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46And your lymphoma is what we call stage 2A.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Two because it's in two sites, your neck and your armpit.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53A because you haven't shown any "B" symptoms, like night sweats,
0:20:53 > 0:20:55or weight loss...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57We'll put you on a course of chemotherapy,
0:20:57 > 0:20:59maybe even radiotherapy.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01The treatment to some extent
0:21:01 > 0:21:03will dictate the strategy from then on in...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05MUSIC: Time by Pink Floyd
0:21:41 > 0:21:42KNOCK ON DOOR
0:21:44 > 0:21:46How are you feeling?
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Gutted.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I mean your heart.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Gutted.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- I've brought her here to see you. - No.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56She did it because she cares about you.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59She couldn't bear the thought of you partying your health away on that money...
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Like I'd do that.- Pizza Frisbees and throwing your shoes at the moon?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05That's a one-off.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06A one-off that put you in hospital.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Trust me, there's nothing worse than watching someone you love
0:22:09 > 0:22:11drink themselves to death.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Bill...
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I heard you on the radio.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20I heard what you said.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27You stupid man, I don't care about you being on benefits.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28What's money got to do with anything?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I would marry you tomorrow.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36You thought I'd drink that money away.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Marry me?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40You don't even know me.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Forget it, Kayley.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Is that it?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59That is it. No more patients.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01And the Jobcentre is no longer on your back.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05You have to stop chasing your tail.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07It is exhausting to watch!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Write your reports on the day.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Better still, put them straight onto the computer.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Once you fall behind, you cannot catch up.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19I'm going to go to the Mill and do yesterday's notes.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21What about today's?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Them too.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Wait...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38What can I do?
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Tell him he hasn't got a choice.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40I can't.
0:23:44 > 0:23:50You want to know why I flushed that ticket?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Bill?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Cos I was scared.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57That if you had loads of money, you'd get someone better.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I know I'm not the greatest catch.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I was scared someone would come and take you off me.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Are you mad?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07You think I'd be fighting off a pack of supermodels?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I wish someone would flush a lottery ticket for me.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11It's quite something.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Come here.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I love you.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23You might have mentioned it.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I've got a tissue.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Last night...
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I must have flushed the wrong bit away.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Might as well tear it up now.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I don't need it now, do I?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57THEY LAUGH
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Bye, Al. Have a really good weekend!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Yeah, and you, dude.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10No, thanks.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Valerie, aren't you going the wrong way?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14What are you doing here?!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Must have been a very important meeting... May as well go.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I know. I just wanted to...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22And you should go home and all...
0:25:22 > 0:25:23She's right, Sidney. Get thee gone.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Too much to do.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28You will get that salad bowl for me, won't you, Monday?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Um, I just wanted to...
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Have a good weekend, everyone. If you can't be good, be careful.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- Go home.- I've just got to...
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Are you all right?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41OK, he's fainted...
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Oh, Sid, are you all right? Do you want water?
0:25:44 > 0:25:48- Juice?- Water would be good. - I told him he should go home. Shouldn't be here on a Friday night!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Exactly. Life is far too short.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03I'm ill. Really ill.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07You are a professional hypochondriac.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11It's just your imagination running wild with you, that's all it is.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14You're affecting my business. Give me the flyers.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Your "business" is intimidating weak and vulnerable people.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I won't tell you again.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Give me the flyers or I will hurt you.