0:00:30 > 0:00:32# You shout it out
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# But I can't hear a word you say
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# I'm talking loud
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Not saying much
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# I'm criticised
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# But all your bullets ricochet
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# You shoot me down but I get up
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# I'm bulletproof
0:01:04 > 0:01:07# Nothing to lose
0:01:07 > 0:01:11# Fire away fire away
0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Ricochet
0:01:13 > 0:01:15# And take your aim
0:01:15 > 0:01:19# Fire away fire away
0:01:19 > 0:01:21# You shoot me down
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# But I won't fall
0:01:23 > 0:01:27# I am titanium. #
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- My feet are killing me.- Old man.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Oh, no. Not the white ones, the red ones.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Why are we going to so much trouble for Al?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Stop it.- Stop what?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Being a miserable so-and-so. What's the matter with you?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Did I not mention my feet?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Just seems like a lot of effort for...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Your cousin's boyfriend.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And it's nice to make an effort.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58What is a red dinner party anyway?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01It means everything's red.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Where is Valerie? She's supposed to be here by now.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You haven't invited that daft ha'porth as well, have you?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Don't call her that.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10No, I'm not stupid.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15No, I haven't. No, she's just bringing my new bowl.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Your what?- Well, some idiot broke the last one.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21So what do you think?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23It's red.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Ow! That hurt!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Good.- I'll tell you what I think.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I think that, once you let Valerie in,
0:02:29 > 0:02:30you won't be able to get her out.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Don't be ridiculous. She's just going to drop off the bowl and go.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Bet you a foot massage you can't get rid of her.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I'm not touching your feet.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39We'll see.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Hello?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Hello?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09What the hell are you doing?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- My duty.- What? Handing out your lies?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13These are not lies.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I've warned you, you busybody cow.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Do not threaten me! Now let me pass.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You got anything better to do with your sad life?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I said, "Let me pass."
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Give me the flyers.- No!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27They're affecting my business. Give me the flyers.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Your "business" is intimidating weak and vulnerable people.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Well, I am not weak or vulnerable and I will not be intimidated.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Listen, you sanctimonious witch, I won't tell you again.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Give me the flyers or I will hurt you.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Well, perhaps... Perhaps I should call the police.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49You see?
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Your shouting... Well, it has attracted attention. Witnesses.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Good to see you, Valerie. How are you keeping?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Not bad, thanks. You?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Top of the world, apart from my feet.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Feet?- They're killing me. But don't worry about that -
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'm going to get them seen to later.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I brought this for Karen. - The bowl. I know all about that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30You're expected. Love!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Let me take your coat. - Oh, I'm not stopping.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Let me take your coat. That kitchen is like a furnace.- Oh, OK.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36- Love!- If you insist.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38How do you get it off?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Just...underneath...hang on.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Just...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Um...
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- I'll have that.- Give that... - Here we go.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Whoa.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Hang on.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- That's it. Good stuff.- Done it!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Love!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Stop shouting. I'm here.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59There she is, straight from the coalface.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00It's Valerie.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Is it? Hello, Valerie.- Hello, Karen.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Right, I'm just popping out to get Mo.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Wearing that?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Not really my colour, is it? - SHE LAUGHS
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Don't encourage him.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'll leave you to it. Won't be long.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Why don't you stick the kettle on, love?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I'm sure Valerie is gasping for a cup of tea. Aren't you, Valerie?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Right then. I'll see you both later.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Bye!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Are you all right?
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Oh!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37I didn't mean to make you jump.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40You... You startled me.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Sorry. I saw what happened.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I saw that man threaten you.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46I just...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Are you all right?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Yes, I am fine.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Thank you. Thank you for asking.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I am fine.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00You want a cup of tea?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Oh, Karen, don't bother with the tea.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Are you sure? It's no bother.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11No, you've got a dinner party. You're busy.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- And I've got shoot off anyway, so. - Oh, really? Anywhere exciting?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17No, just home actually. I'm really tired.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Exhausted, if I'm honest.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Really?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Um, are you all right?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Yeah, I'm perfect. Yeah.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26OK, here we go.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Ta-dah!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome, Mrs...?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Oh, Tembe.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Mrs Tembe. I'm Lenny. Everybody calls me Lenny.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Biscuit?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Thank you, Lenny.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I like your flat.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Really? It needs loads of work.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02It is very tidy.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I like everything just so, you know?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Everything should have its place.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10This is very pleasant.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Pleasant? Drinking tea and dunking biscuits?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14It's all I'm good for now.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I used to be a builder.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Had my own business for a while. Past all that now.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Look.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- A stroke?- Last year.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Got my leg back, but the arm's taking some time.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Makes shopping a challenge, I can tell you.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Do you have any help?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38You're a nosy parker.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Oh, yes. Yes. I work at a doctor's surgery -
0:07:42 > 0:07:44it comes with the territory.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46You are entitled to help.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm not ready for meals on wheels yet, love!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Oh, no. Not meaning... - Just pulling your leg.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Don't worry about me. I have family who look in.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Good.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Family...it is important.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04You feeling better?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Much. Thank you.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Why was he shouting at you, that man?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Now, who is being a nosy parker?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19I am so sorry.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- I ordered red!- Yeah, I know. I know you did.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24We're having a red dinner party! Why would I order blue?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- It's not even the one I wanted! - Well, it's all they had.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29What do you mean, "It's all they had"?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Well, I got confused because there were so many choices.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35So many decisions to be made - the style, the colour, the...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I just got confused.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Are you crying?- No.- Please, don't cry.- I'm not crying.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- It doesn't matter. Honestly.- No, it does.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- No, it doesn't. - No, it matters! It matters!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I was handing these out. He was not very happy.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I can see why. What's he been doing?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Ripping people off. Vulnerable people.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58He's been doing work, sometimes which does not need doing,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00and then he's been charging over the odds.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01He's a con man, is he?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Mr Hutchinson is far worse than that.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Mrs Marsh, she lives two streets away from you,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12she has been physically threatened.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I was hoping that she would come forward,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18but I am positive that there are more.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Has anyone else reported him?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24No. And the police cannot do anything without evidence.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26People are scared of him.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Hutch is scary.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30What, you know him?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I quit Cook's Heaven after that night
0:09:41 > 0:09:43when it all went so disastrously wrong.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Trisha said I wasn't cut out to be an Angel.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Ah, well. Life's too short to worry about oven-to-tableware, isn't it?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56How do you mean your head's not in the right place?
0:09:56 > 0:09:57It doesn't matter.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00It matters. It matters.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04You've not been yourself for a while. What's going on?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Look, I didn't come here tonight to talk, so...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I came to deliver a bowl.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11The wrong bowl, but a bowl.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- You've got a dinner party. I should go.- No. Sit down.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Sit.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Tell me.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I've been feeling off colour for a while now.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33My glands are swollen, I haven't been sleeping.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I've been feeling pretty rubbish actually.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, just say it.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'm not very good at this, Karen.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48I'm not well.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'm ill.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Really ill.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01I know what this is. I have been there and got the T-shirt.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03When I first started at the Mill,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I thought that I had everything under the sun.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10I literally thought I was dying.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14No offence, but you're worse than me.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17You're our professional hypochondriac.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21It's just your imagination running wild with you, that's all it is.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23It's not a cold.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I've had tests, lots of tests.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Well, what is it then?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31It's cancer.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38He did some work for me earlier this year,
0:11:38 > 0:11:42clearing away some tat, taking stuff to the tip.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45It was just after my stroke. I was at a low ebb.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46I gave him some money -
0:11:46 > 0:11:49too much - more than I should have.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Did you report it?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I used to be a boxer, Mrs Tembe.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Welterweight.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Amateur, but I was good.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I won over 70 of my bouts.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I was a fighter, but not any more.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I just keep my head down.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I can't take any more punches.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Everyone is scared of him.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21You should be too. He's dangerous.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Lenny, you should not be scared in your own home.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It is not right.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- We should report this to the police. - No.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Why not?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Like I say, I can't take any more punches.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39What?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43He hits you?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Is that what you are saying?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00I think you should go now.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08People survive this. They do. There's...
0:13:08 > 0:13:09There's life after cancer.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Oh, blimey. I can't believe I just said that.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13That's so rubbish. I didn't mean...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I know what you meant.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I just can't think that far.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I'm in a bubble.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I haven't told a soul. Oh, please, don't tell anyone.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- I won't.- Please?- I won't. But you should.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28You can't do this on your own.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Tell work. They'll want to know. - I can't.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Why not?- Because I need the job.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38I am a temp with financial difficulties. I need the money.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40If I tell them, I'll be out.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42That is never going to happen.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Are you sure?
0:13:44 > 0:13:48I'm going to need days off, weeks possibly.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I'm going to get sick.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51I'm going to lose my hair.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56What am I going to do?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Well, you're going to stop for your tea for starters.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Oh, come here.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I need a hug.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14If he comes back, or if you just want to talk,
0:14:14 > 0:14:16call me and I will come.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Thank you.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19I'm sorry.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I really was a fighter once.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25And you still are.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28You picked me up when I needed it and it was very brave.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Right.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35It is surprisingly mild tonight.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Go straight home.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38I do not think so.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41A nice chat. A cup of tea. I feel much better.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47If ever there was a night to finish a job...
0:14:47 > 0:14:48this is it.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51But take care, Lenny.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'm just not very brave.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Cancer survivors are brave, aren't they?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I make a fuss over a splinter.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Where do you want this?
0:15:08 > 0:15:09New bowl.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Oh, I like the contrast.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Red, blue - that looks very good.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17And I'm such a worrier.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I can't sleep. I just lie awake at night staring at the ceiling.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- I hate Artex.- Oh, me too.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29We had it on the ceiling when I was kid
0:15:29 > 0:15:31and I could see a penguin in it.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I see animals too -
0:15:33 > 0:15:35two voles and a mole.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39What is the difference between a vole and a mole?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Well, the mole is friendly, but I don't trust the voles.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- You are a daft ha'porth.- I am.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'm spooning dressing over pomegranates,
0:15:48 > 0:15:50talking about voles
0:15:50 > 0:15:53and I am riddled with cancer.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Woohoo!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I just don't want to be helpless.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I don't want to not be able to look after myself.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- I don't want to die.- Stop that.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Oh, sorry. I'm going to cry into your salad.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Oh, sod the salad. Look at me. Come on, look at me.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- I'm looking!- OK, erm...
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You are brave enough to have cancer.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Brave is just a decision. It's a choice.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30So you...
0:16:30 > 0:16:33You say you're going to be brave and you will be brave.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34- Really?- Yes.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Like Xena?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Xena the Warrior Princess.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Why not?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46All right...
0:16:46 > 0:16:47I will be brave.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I will be like Xena.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52DOOR OPENS
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Dropped by the corner shop on the way over.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I thought about eight beers were the same as two bottles of wine.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01What do you reckon, Karen?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Al not here yet, no? Bit tardy.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Who's this?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Oh, sorry. Erm...
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Mo, this is Valerie. She works with me at the Mill.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Valerie, Mo - Rob's cousin from Doncaster.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15She's working down here at the minute.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Well, working's an overstatement.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20You all right, Val? You look a bit peaky. Want a beer?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I'm on the wine.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Actually, do you know what? I deserve it.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Oh.- Thanks.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Atta girl.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33I'm not a girl.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- I'm a Warrior Princess. - Ooh, ho-ho-ho!
0:17:41 > 0:17:42KNOCK ON DOOR
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Good evening.- You're late.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Well, I stopped for wine.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- You don't even drink wine. - Well, I thought I'd make an effort.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Ooh, let's hope you make an effort with me later.- Behave.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02SHE GIGGLES
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Thought you'd gone to the pub?
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Got a carry out.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Well, you gonna let me in then or what, Dad?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24I don't mind a dinner party and I like my food, obviously,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26but pomegranates?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, come on now. Devil's spawn.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Little red seeds of gunk designed to make you gag.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Everybody eats them.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- I like them.- Oh, come on, girls!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38They cost a fortune and make you work like a slave for what?
0:18:38 > 0:18:39A spoonful if you're lucky.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41What's the point?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44And don't come back to me with antioxi-whatsits.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45I don't even know what an oxidant is.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Why would I need an antioxidant?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50They're an oxidant waiting to happen, I'll tell ya.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Actually, the "anti" is the good part.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55It inhibits the oxidation of other molecules,
0:18:55 > 0:18:57which allegedly can help prevent diseases.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Ooh! Listen to smarty-pants there.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04"It inhibits the oxidation of the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Right. Do you want to give me a hand with this?- Yes, please.
0:19:07 > 0:19:13That's it, boys, run along. Tonight belongs to the Warrior Princesses.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Be afraid. Be very afraid.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Valerie, will you have another?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Hell, yes.- Slow down.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Oh, ignore Auntie Karen - she's a right stick in the mud.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Auntie Karen.- Valerie.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Sorry.- I'm not a stick in the mud.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Well, prove it then. Come on, have some beer.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I don't want any beer.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Thanks for coming to the rescue. - Oh, that's all right. No worries.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41It's all a bit embarrassing. I'm really sorry.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44You don't need to apologise. Mo is Mo.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Come on, Karen.- Come on, Auntie Karen.- Go on, go on.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Come on, Auntie Karen. - Go on, go on.- Go on, down it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Enjoy the ride.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I'll try.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00You all right, Dad?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Mm.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03You sure? You seem a bit off?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I saw you out talking to that woman.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10You saw that?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13What was that about?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Nothing.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20She won't leave me alone. Got herself a bit of a crusade.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Why do you ask?- I live here.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- So?- So I don't want you shouting off on my doorstep.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Dad, she's messing with my business.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31She's a stuck-up cow who doesn't know what she's talking about.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Doesn't she?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Do you know her or something?- No.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Then what are we talking about?
0:20:38 > 0:20:39You got something to say?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48It's nothing.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Daft old sod.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Gives us your plate.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I'll go and wash up.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Men run a mile from a strong woman.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30They want women to be pliant and agree with everything they say.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Well, that's rubbish.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I mean, firstly, you're forgetting Auntie Ag, she was married.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37And secondly, have you not met my wife?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I may be many things, Mo,
0:21:39 > 0:21:41pliant isn't one of them.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I'll drink to that.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Oi, you!- That was funny.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I thought you were with the girls?
0:21:47 > 0:21:51I am. I'm with the Warrior Princesses all the way.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54In fact, I am the Queen of the Warrior Princesses.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Screw the men!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58SHE LAUGHS
0:21:58 > 0:22:00So...
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Who are you with then?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05The Princess Princesses or the Warrior Princesses?
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Well, you know, everyone's a unique and beautiful snowflake, aren't they?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12So I prefer to take it on a case by case basis.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Oh, cop out.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17No, no, it's not. My Auntie Sheila, now, she was a fighter.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20She wasn't pliant, but then again she wasn't a warrior.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23She was more of a silent ninja assassin.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Like Ezio Auditore?
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Who?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- From Assassin's Creed. You know. - I do.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Yeah. He's no Xena though.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I could take him any day of the week.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36All I'm saying is that being in your face
0:22:36 > 0:22:38doesn't necessarily equate to being strong.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40There are all sorts of women
0:22:40 > 0:22:43and some I'm maybe more comfortable with.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Am I frightened of women? No, never.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Do I look up to women? Yes, always.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Particularly the tall ones.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Particularly the tall ones.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58What is this? A bit of boy loving? Sort it out.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00And what is with all the coffee round this table?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02It's only half past nine.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05It's a school night. Nobody's going crazy.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I think I've had enough already. I need a taxi.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Oh, southern wimps, eh?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I'll call us one. I'm just going to pop to the loo.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Are you not staying over?
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Erm... No, I won't, actually. I've got surgery in the morning.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'm dead disappointed in you.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Are you?- Yeah.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54We're partners in crime.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Drinking buddies extraordinaire.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Is that right?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01You know it is.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06We're beer-guzzling, curry-crushing, bed-pounding, lust machines
0:24:06 > 0:24:08and you...
0:24:08 > 0:24:10traitor...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12you're leaving me high and dry.
0:24:13 > 0:24:18I thought that you were a Warrior Princess tonight.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Oh, I'm a Warrior Princess all night.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23And you...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25quiet boy...
0:24:25 > 0:24:27you're going nowhere.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- SCREAMING - Where the hell do you think you're going?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- I'm not done with you yet. - HE CRIES OUT IN PAIN
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- What did you tell her? What have you said?- Nothing. Nothing, nothing.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I bet you never told her I come and looked after you, did you?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Eh? That I spoon fed you for months?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50No. You'd have told her that I charged you for clearing this dump,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53like I was going to do it for nothing.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I've got to make a living!
0:24:55 > 0:24:56I'm not a charity.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Look at you.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Snivelling.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I should have let the stroke have you.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Where are you going?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I'm going to put a stop to this right now
0:25:11 > 0:25:14and then I'm going to go and get a drink.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17You don't mind buying your boy a drink, do you, Dad?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23# You shoot me down but I won't fall
0:25:27 > 0:25:29# I'm bulletproof nothing to lose... #
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Yes, a taxi straight away, please. Thank you.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36# Fire away fire away
0:25:36 > 0:25:40# You shoot me down but I won't fall
0:25:40 > 0:25:44# I am titanium
0:25:44 > 0:25:49# You shoot me down but I won't fall
0:25:49 > 0:25:52# I am titanium
0:25:57 > 0:25:59# Cut me down
0:25:59 > 0:26:03# But it's you who'll have further to fall
0:26:05 > 0:26:08# Ghost town and haunted love
0:26:12 > 0:26:15# I'm bulletproof
0:26:15 > 0:26:17# Nothing to lose
0:26:17 > 0:26:21# Fire away fire away
0:26:21 > 0:26:25# Ricochet you take your aim
0:26:25 > 0:26:29# Fire away fire away
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- # You shoot me down - You shoot me down
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- # But I won't fall - But I won't fall
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# I am titanium
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# You shoot me down
0:26:39 > 0:26:41# But I won't fall
0:26:41 > 0:26:45# I am titanium. #
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Welcome back, Dr Granger. How was your holiday?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Excellent, thank you.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02I trust nothing too dramatic has happened in my absence?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05I know this is impossible for you to understand, Holly,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07but not everything is about you.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Who did you live off before my dad?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Oh, that's right, I'm the gold-digger in the room.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13It is my rightful inheritance. He was my father.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15And he was my husband.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17A man has died, for goodness' sake.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Show some respect.