0:00:44 > 0:00:46PHONE BEEPS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52HE SIGHS
0:00:53 > 0:00:55HE SIGHS
0:01:03 > 0:01:04HE SIGHS
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Hey-hey! How did last night go?- Hm?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10The conscious uncoupling.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Oh, that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, she was obviously really disappointed,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15but, um....yeah, I think she took it quite well.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Oh, good boy. I'm proud of you. Morning.- Hi.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Al...?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25I see Mo's bed went unslept in again last night.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Yeah. Well, just saving on laundry bills, aren't we?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, how kind!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Morning!- Morning!- Morning!- Morning.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- How is everyone?- Fine!- Great!- You?
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Can't complain.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Well, I could, but who'd listen?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45THEY LAUGH
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Right, well, better crack on.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Yeah. These patients are not going to cure themselves.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Er...Valerie. Nice headgear. - Oh, thank you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Speaking of headgear, I'm going to be doing my photoshoot later today.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- So check this out.- Ooo!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- AL LAUGHS - Oh, that's brilliant!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, I love him!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08He was so good in Harry Potter.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- The villain.- Voldemort?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Bellatrix Lestrange?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Draco Malfoy.- Yeah, that's the one!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Come on, I'm Andy Warhol! - Spitting image!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Oh, yes, of course you are! Oh, yes, I can see it now.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Brilliant! Ah!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25You're looking really well today, Valerie.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Thank you, Dr Haskey. I feel well.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Aw! Aren't they lovely?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Absolutely.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33That, um... It really suits you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Thank you. I think so, too. Huh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Have a good Christmas. Don't drink too much.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Bye-bye.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Er...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52something I can help you with, Jude?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Can we have a chat about my essay mark?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59What is there to chat about?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I was sure I'd done a good job on this one.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04You did fine.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07You gave me a C.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09That's what the work merits.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I think it's definitely an A.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15The mark I've given you is entirely fair
0:03:15 > 0:03:17and reflects the quality of your writing,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19which, frankly, leaves a lot to be desired.
0:03:21 > 0:03:28Maybe I could, er...do something to change your mind, hm?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Something you'd like.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36No. No, I'm sorry. I-I want you to stop this.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Stop what? We're just talking.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Besides, you started this, remember?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43No, I didn't. You see, I wasn't...
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Maybe you should just give me that A.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- I can't talk about this now. - If not now, then when?!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54No time like the present.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55You see, I...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I-I can't.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59HE HYPERVENTILATES
0:03:59 > 0:04:03I...I have an appointment at the Campus surgery about this...
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Well, I don't blame you. It is really ugly.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Never mind.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18I'm not heading home for a couple of days. We'll hook up later.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I know where to find you.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28HE HYPERVENTILATES
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh. Yeah, that's nasty.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Um...I'd like Dr Carter to take a look at it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Can't you just give me some cream or pills or something?
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Not until we know what's causing it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48It could be eczema, psoriasis, allergic reaction.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Or there could be some other underlying cause.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- I'd really prefer some cream. - It's better to be safe than sorry.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- It won't take long. I'll just go and see if he can fit you in.- Look...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02If you could just take a seat? Thank you.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- PHONE RINGS - I'll be with you in just one moment.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Hello, the Mill Health Centre.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Can I just put you on hold, just for a second? Great. Thanks.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Right, I just... Oh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Valerie, the network's gone down.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Why is the router off?- I don't know. I'm not the IT guy.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21PHONE RINGS I'm not saying you are. I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Valerie, everybody's computer's playing up.- Valerie!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Oh, for heaven's sake! I just...!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I will speak to IT when I've dealt with these patients.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33So, if you could just give me a moment? Thank you!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34VALERIE SIGHS
0:05:34 > 0:05:36If you'd like to take a seat?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39A-hem! Sorry for keeping you waiting.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Thursday at 3:00pm.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Perfect. Thank you.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Sorry.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53Um...we thought that...you know...with the chemo...
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- I don't start that till Friday.- Oh!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57What made you think that...?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59T-The head scarf.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Oh, I was just giving it a go. I just...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I wanted to try out some styles.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Just because I've got cancer doesn't mean I have to be dowdy.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I've got loads. Look. A full bag.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I got them at the charity shop. That's nice, isn't it?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14That actually goes with your jacket.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Thanks.- Thank you.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh! Um...sorry, can I help?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26I really hope so.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28What's the problem?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Oh, there's no problem.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Do you have a medical issue?- No.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34But if it means spending more time with you,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36then I'm really happy to make one up.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Huh! I don't date students.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Especially ones with budget tattoos.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43So if you haven't got a medical issue, then...
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I'm...I'm not a patient.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I said I'd meet my tutor here.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Here?- Yeah. I do what I'm told.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You'd better take a seat, then.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Any you recommend?- Take your pick.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Hi, Mo.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Never mind Mo, what do you call me?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Warrior princess.- Too right, you do.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08MO CHUCKLES
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Do you like it? - Yeah. Yeah, it's nice.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14For a second there, I thought you had the big C.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- I do.- What? Wow! Really?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Hiya, Mo. You come to see Al?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Yeah. Hey, you never said Val had cancer.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Well, it's not the kind of thing you bandy around.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I was reluctant to tell people at first,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31but I do think it's important to be honest.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- How long have they given you? - How long?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- To live. You know, what are your odds?- Odds?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Better than 50%? Worse? What?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- Mo!- What?!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42You don't mind talking about it, do you, Val?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45No. Actually, it's the people who ignore me that make it worse.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I had a mate of mine at work who had cancer.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49He used to love talking about it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Did he? Aw, that's nice.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Yeah. I mean, he's dead now, obviously. He lasted three months.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56But he loved talking about it.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Mo, let's go and find Al, shall we?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- What are you doing later? - Forgetting about you.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07We both know that's not possible.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10If it doesn't clear up in a week or so, you know where we are.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Thank you.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16What...w-w-what are you doing here?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18We agreed to meet up. Spend quality time together.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Did we? No. I-I...
0:08:19 > 0:08:22To talk about my mark, silly.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- I-I thought I made myself clear. - Look, you did.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27But I can't get enough of listening to you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29That's just it, you don't listen!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I love it when you're firm with me, Matt, I really do!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33My name is Dr Flowers!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38And I...I-I told you earlier that y-your mark stands.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39And can I...can I say that
0:08:39 > 0:08:42you shouldn't be following me around like this.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44It's completely inappropriate!
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Should we call Barry?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Is there a problem here, gentlemen?
0:08:48 > 0:08:49There's no problem.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I just must have got the wrong end of the stick.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56We agreed to meet up after your appointment.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58No, we didn't. Please just leave me alone.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I'm confused. You said very clearly that you wanted to see me.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- I-Is there a toilet here? - Yeah, it's downstairs.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Huh! I'm really sorry about that.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13He's not usually like that.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15He's...a great teacher.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Friendly, funny, likes a laugh.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20I hope he's OK. Huh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28That was really strange.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Still, he's always forgetting about me.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I thought you said that wasn't possible.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Well...you're not going to forget about me, are you?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I think we could have fun together.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Why don't you call me? - Because you're a child?
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Give me a try.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You'll find I'm all...grown up.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00SHE SIGHS
0:10:00 > 0:10:02HE HYPERVENTILATES
0:10:09 > 0:10:11PHONE BEEPS
0:10:17 > 0:10:19HE HYPERVENTILATES
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Help...help...help...!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33SHE SOBS
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Hey, Ruhma, are you all right?- Yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- Are you sure?- Yeah, yeah.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48I'm just having one of those days. I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Al! Mo's here!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52What are you doing here?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Well, I saw this and thought of you straightaway.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59So...surprise!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- What's that for? - Well, it's because I like you.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Well, you shouldn't have. It's, um...it's too much.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Shut up, you big softy. Stick it on.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I-I can't. I'm...I'm at work.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh, go on. We'd like to see it, wouldn't we?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Al, mate, help me get this straight, will you?- I'm kind of busy, mate.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- GIGGLING - I get your point.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Thanks. Thanks, Mo, that's really cheered me up.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23So, does this mean that you're bigger on the inside?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Ha! Brilliant, Hollins.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27You should write that one down. Fantastic(!)
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- MO LAUGHS - You do like it, though, yeah?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yeah, it's great. The thing is, um...what are you doing here?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35What d'you mean? I came to give you your pressie.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Remember last night?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yeah, I do. It were a cracker, weren't it?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41You remember what we talked about?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Zombie Vanquish? Yeah, of course I do.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Hey, it were that good, I've downloaded it to me phone. Hm!
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Oh! Stick the kettle on, will you? I'm gasping for a brew.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Now do you believe me about stress?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58This is stress-related?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Well, it has all the symptoms of a panic attack,
0:12:01 > 0:12:03but it could be heart-related.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04You need to go straight to A&E.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07No. No, that won't be necessary.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Um...like I said, I've got a month off and...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Hang on. About 20 minutes ago, you couldn't breathe
0:12:11 > 0:12:13and now you're just going to go home?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16The rash, the collapse. Don't you think you should take this seriously?
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- No, I'll be fine.- Are you having problems at work, with students?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22No!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25No. Er...look, there's...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27there's nothing I can do, OK, so, um...
0:12:27 > 0:12:30so that's it. There's nothing I can do.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Nothing you can do about what?
0:12:31 > 0:12:36That guy who was here earlier, Jude, is he...?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38It's MY health, OK?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40It's my life and it's my decision.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I-I'm grateful for your help, but...can you just back off?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Of course. We don't mean to intrude.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47We just wanted to help.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I don't need any help. Er...I'm just going to go.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54OK? So, thank you and, er...
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Happy Christmas.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Should we go after him?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04No. He's right, of course. It's his decision.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07We can't live our patients' lives for them.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Oh. Hey, hey, hey.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21What?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Did I just see Mo going to the back patio with Karen?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Is she still here?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Yeah, and she seemed pretty upbeat for someone whose relationship has ended.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh, yeah.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31What I said, that...
0:13:32 > 0:13:35So, when you said that you'd broken up with her,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38what you meant was you'd slept with her. Right?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Just a little bit. - Unbelievable.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44When do you think you might be leaving?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Dunno. Why?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Because you said you'd be out by the time Jack and Immie get back
0:13:48 > 0:13:50and that's on the 19th.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52So I'll crash at Al's until they've gone.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54He's not going to kick me out of bed, is he?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56And then I'll be back, don't you worry.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00What is the story with you and Al?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02No, you're wanting gory details?
0:14:02 > 0:14:03No!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I just... Well, you're hardly the romance of the century, are you?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Who cares?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I'm telling you, he's got the lot, has Al.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14He's funny, he's sexy, clever.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16He's got the whole package.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Are we still talking about Al?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22PHONE BEEPS
0:14:25 > 0:14:26What the...?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I'm sorry. Did I by any chance leave my phone?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Right. Er.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- This is obviously really embarrassing.- Your student?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40What?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- No. Don't be ridiculous. - Dr Flowers, I'm not stupid.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44The tattoo?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I know it's Jude.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50It's not what you think.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51I can explain.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I'm so sorry about Mo.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56What for?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59She's a terrible motormouth. All that stuff about odds and...
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, no, it's OK.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05She's not the first person to ask me about my chances.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07It's not like I haven't thought about it a lot myself.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08PHONE RINGS
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Go on. - No, it's fine. It's fine.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- We should answer that. - Are you sure?- Yeah, honestly.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16You're amazing, you know that?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Hello, Mill Health Centre, can I help you?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26You have to swear not to say a word to anyone.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Just tell me.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I am attracted to Jude
0:15:32 > 0:15:33and he knows that.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37And he has used that fact to make my life a misery.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I've been using this app.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Meetr.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47I know it's not a great idea, I've...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I've never been very good at meeting people.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I'm pretty rubbish at being gay.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Believe me, it's hard whichever side of the fence you're on.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00It all started when he
0:16:00 > 0:16:02sent me a picture.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I mean, you've seen him. He's gorgeous.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Yeah, and you're his lecturer.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I didn't know that then,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11so I...
0:16:11 > 0:16:12I sent pictures back.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16What kind of pictures?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Pictures I should never have taken,
0:16:19 > 0:16:20let alone sent.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24When I found out who he was,
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I told him there's no way that...
0:16:27 > 0:16:28So that was that.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Only, unbeknownst to me,
0:16:32 > 0:16:36he had somehow saved my pictures,
0:16:36 > 0:16:40and then he waited until the first essays were marked
0:16:40 > 0:16:43and he threatened that if he didn't get straight As
0:16:43 > 0:16:45he'd show them to the Dean,
0:16:45 > 0:16:47and say that I'd been grooming him.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Why is he sending you photos of himself?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Because he wants to torment me.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58He knows I can't save them.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01He's set them up so they disappear immediately.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03He's more tech savvy than me.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I begged him to stop.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I even told him how I felt about him.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Why?
0:17:13 > 0:17:14A part of me
0:17:14 > 0:17:16thought that he might feel the same way...
0:17:18 > 0:17:21..but he just laughed at me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25He told me he was straight
0:17:25 > 0:17:27and he was only doing it for a bit of fun
0:17:27 > 0:17:29and for the grades, of course.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34But I think he's battling his sexuality and his feelings.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35I did that at his age.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I think that if all this is true,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42then he's just a cruel scumbag
0:17:42 > 0:17:43and he can't get away with it.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48If I tell anyone, the investigation will ruin me.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Let me help you.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52No. I'm OK. Please, really...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54You collapsed earlier, remember?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57No matter what you feel about Jude,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00he's all surface with nothing behind it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Yes, but, erm...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- what a surface.- Oh, Dr...
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Matt,
0:18:07 > 0:18:10you could lose your job or worse.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Is that what you really want?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16MUSIC: Venus In Furs by The Velvet Underground
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I'm really glad you called.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Me, too.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33So, I suggest we have a few drinks here,
0:18:33 > 0:18:36get to know each other a bit better then maybe we could...
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Head back to mine and get to know each other a lot better?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43You read my mind.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Thanks and everything, but you're obviously gay.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49I'm not.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50My gaydar is never wrong.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Well, it is this time!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Does your boyfriend know you're meeting me?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56The bloke from this morning. Your tutor?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59He's not my...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01OK, you've got the wrong end of the stick.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- I think you have, mate. - No, no, look...
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- He's gay. I'm not. - Yeah, right.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08He's lonely, he's desperate and he's gagging for it.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10And he always under-marks me,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12so, I'm just playing with his head, leading him on.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- What, to get better essay marks? - It works. I'm not kidding.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17He sent me these pervy photos
0:19:17 > 0:19:19when I was messing about on this gay dating app.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I've got him over a barrel. Look.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25How sad is that?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Pretty sad, yeah.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Hang on, do you back photos like this up online?
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Bit dangerous, isn't it?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I'm not stupid. They're just on the phone.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Best bit is, I keep sending him dirty photos of me
0:19:38 > 0:19:40just to keep him onside.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Couldn't that get him into trouble?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45If I'm getting good marks, who cares?
0:19:45 > 0:19:46But,
0:19:46 > 0:19:47I'm not gay.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I swear it.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm just doing what anyone would do.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Maybe not anyone.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I think we've got enough now, don't you?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- What are you doing.? - Off the record,
0:20:01 > 0:20:04it makes no difference to me whether you're gay, straight or bi-curious,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06but you are scum
0:20:06 > 0:20:08and I wouldn't touch you if I was wearing a hazmat suit.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Just saying.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11I don't unders...
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Who was that on the phone?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Surprise.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Hello, Jude.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20I think it's time we had a chat.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Buying me dressing gowns.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I really don't think she got the message.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Mo? You need a sledgehammer to get through to her.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Oh, I thought it was just me.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40It is just you. You're all she talks about.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- How do you mean? - Moving in with you at Christmas.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44What are you talking about?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Mo. Never going back to Doncaster. What are you talking about?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I told her last night, the relationship is going nowhere.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51That's what we discussed.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Well, that's not what she thinks. She thinks that you're the romance of the century.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Oh, I don't believe it.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58I thought we were on the same page.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- So, you want to dump her?- Yes.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- But you still want to sleep with her?- Don't you start.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I've just had Niamh chewing my ear off about that.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08It's not exactly the easiest thing to do to someone.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Right, Al Haskey, you listen to me, you big wuss.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Pull your finger out
0:21:15 > 0:21:17and sort it out before Christmas
0:21:17 > 0:21:19or you will have me to answer to.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Got it?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Yes, ma'am.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I don't suppose you could talk to her for me?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31PHONE RINGS
0:21:36 > 0:21:39JUDE'S VOICE ON PHONE: Best bit is, I keep sending him dirty photos
0:21:39 > 0:21:40of me just to keep him onside.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43AYESHA'S VOICE ON PHONE: Couldn't that get him into trouble?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46JUDE'S VOICE ON PHONE: If I'm getting good marks, who cares?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Means nothing. I've still got the photos of him. hey!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Not any more you haven't.- That won't work. He's got them saved.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53He just backed them up on the phone's memory.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Good job one of us is tech savvy.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56That phone cost my dad a lot of money!
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Aw, bless. Let's tell him, shall we?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Bet he'll love this story.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Tell him.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06I don't care.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09He's not going to believe you over me. No way.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I just wanted to get good marks.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14He'll think I was smart for taking advantage.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19And if you're stupid enough to put yourself out there like that,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22then you should expect the consequences.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25You really are a nasty piece of work, aren't you?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27No, no. He's just a confused kid.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Get your hands off me!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33You pathetic, desperate old queen.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I can't believe I ever had feelings for you.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I can.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52OK, Jude.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55This is what's going to happen.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I don't think that this course is for you.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01In fact, I don't think this university is for you.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04So, when I get back after Christmas, you are gone.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Otherwise the Dean is going to be very interested to hear
0:23:07 > 0:23:09about blackmail, intimidation and sexual harassment.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Do you understand?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- You can't do that. - You try me. Yeah?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Yeah, whatever.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22It's a crap course anyway.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24And you're a crap teacher.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Leave it there. Tell daddy you lost it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Now, get out.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42What a scumbag.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44He's just lost and lonely,
0:23:44 > 0:23:46like me.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Maybe it's time you changed that, then?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50It's Christmas. You've got a month off.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Get out there and meet someone.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Easy to say.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Don't tell anyone about this, please.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59I won't if you won't.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Trust me, I could get into serious trouble
0:24:01 > 0:24:02if anybody found out about this.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04That makes two of us.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06I'd better go.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Thank you.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11For everything.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You're welcome.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Very classy.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Have you touched it up a bit?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Oh, yeah. Warhol used to say, "Always omit the blemishes.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28"They're not part of the good picture you want".
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I like that.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31I might make it my motto.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32THEY LAUGH
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Hello.- Hello.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46I'm here to see Mrs Tembe about the PPG.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48She's in her office.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Great. Thanks. - You're welcome.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56What?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59New look? I like it, it's nice.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02It's very bohemian, isn't it?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05It's good to change things, helps us to move on.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Onwards and upwards. Well, I mean, me too.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12I've bought some flowery shirts, new cords, and a sturdy pair of brogues.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I'm quite the man about town.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I've got cancer.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- I'm sorry? - I've got cancer.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Why didn't you call me?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26And say what?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28"Hi, I know we've broken up and everything,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31"but I've got cancer, so shall we give it another go?"
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- Are you going to die? - No!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Not if I can help it.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44The thing is, I might not be able to help it.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46You could die?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50I can't take this in.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52It's not happening to you.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55You're the same age as me and
0:25:55 > 0:25:57you're dying.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Just stop talking about dying! I don't want to hear it.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03It's all I think about anyway.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I can't eat.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I can't sleep. I just think about dying.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10All the time.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Me.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Alone.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Dying.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15I'm sorry.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Can't you think of something else to say?
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Like what?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Something reassuring?
0:26:28 > 0:26:29No.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I can't.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Sorry.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Tell Mrs Tembe I'll reschedule.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44I, er...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I can't deal with this.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Did he say anything to you at work today?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08No, I didn't see him. He was at the Campus.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09You're not a detective.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I thought I heard something that could help.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14You don't know what'll help. You don't know what's important.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16You're supposed to keep your mouth shut. Let them do their job.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19I promise you, it's only going to be a day or two.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Hello.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Welcome to my home.