0:00:31 > 0:00:34MUSIC: Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Jimmi! Thank you so much.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm going to learn loads from shadowing you.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08This is definitely one of the specialities I'm interested in.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09This and my antibiotics campaign
0:01:09 > 0:01:12and just, you know, a better GP, really!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Let's see how you get on with the police surgeon job first, OK?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I've got some paperwork to do. It's going to be a difficult night.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20You've been on the go since eight o'clock this morning
0:01:20 > 0:01:23and it's Christmas party season, so things are going to get hectic.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Perfect. The last thing I want is to be sitting about.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Hmm!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Well, no wonder you're so upset.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Of course, that's- all- you need.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Yes, I meant what I said. I'll be right here.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Bye.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47PHONE BEEPS
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Still no text?- No.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59The signal is pants in here.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Mine's always OK.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03You know what? I think I'll try outside.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08She must know.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You know what they say.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- Love is blind.- Oh, please don't tell me that she's fallen for him.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Hey, has she said anything about whether she's taking this extension?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22And you are still waiting on her hand and foot.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- No, I'm not! - It's like having another kid.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- I suppose it would be nice to get the house back to ourselves.- Oh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31MO SIGHS
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- No. It's just as bad out there. - What are you trying to do?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Trying to send him another text.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Did he say anything to you at work today?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Um...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42No, I didn't see him. He was at the Campus.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ohh.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'll try one more.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50THEY MOUTH
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Right, so this is a cell, obviously.- Wow.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yeah, they fill up pretty quickly.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Christmas parties?- Yeah.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I don't think that you get the full experience
0:03:01 > 0:03:03until you've actually been inside
0:03:03 > 0:03:05and heard the door lock from the outside.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- I don't know about that! - Oh, no. Go on, I insist.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11KEY TURNS
0:03:15 > 0:03:17OK! HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Jimmi?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Doesn't take long, does it?- No.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30So, do I need to lay out ground rules?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32No, no, I'm sure it's all just common sense.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Going to be a lot of disappointed kids
0:03:37 > 0:03:39if Santa's still banged up on Christmas Day.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Billy Kentwood. He's a suspect in a sexual assault.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45A young woman out at an office party.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47What, a rape?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Um, Dr Vere, he's shadowing me. I've cleared it.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52DS Cooper. No, it wasn't rape.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55But the assault was at knife-point. He's got some cuts.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I need you to take a look and we'll get samples from him.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00If they match the victim - gotcha.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- We just need to get him booked in and he's all yours.- OK.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Right, this is where we live.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I can't believe you're so chilled about seeing a sex offender.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Um, he's a suspect. At the moment, we can't assume anything.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13It's just another patient.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24SHE SLURPS AND GULPS
0:04:28 > 0:04:29- Ahh!- Hm-hm!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Yeah, Mo, er...- Mm.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41This...Al thing.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I think it's a bit like...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I think that it's...
0:04:50 > 0:04:51It's a bit like, right, if...
0:04:51 > 0:04:54if Rovers...if Donny Rovers drew Man United in the FA Cup,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- you'd want to go and cheer them on, wouldn't you?- Yeah.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Ah! But if Rovers were 4-0 down in the first half an hour
0:04:59 > 0:05:02then you would be desperate for the referee to blow the final whistle,
0:05:02 > 0:05:03put you out of your misery.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Yeah... But Donny are rubbish.- Yeah.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Hang on, are you saying I'm rubbish?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- No! No, no.- And Al's like Man United compared to me?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12- No!- Well, hang on.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15If we were 4-0 down to the Cockney Reds, yeah,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I'd stick some subs on, yeah, get some fresh legs on the field,
0:05:18 > 0:05:20leveller against Rooney, eh, show him who's daddy.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23What I'm trying to... What am I trying to say?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25What I'm trying to say is...
0:05:26 > 0:05:31..you do not always have to stay to the bitter end.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Against them? Too right, I do.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about Al.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You can... You can walk away from Al whenever you choose.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I mean, you haven't even taken on that job extension yet, have you?
0:05:40 > 0:05:46- No, not yet.- So, you could move on tomorrow, if you wanted.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Why would I want to do that? Huh?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Hey, I'm no quitter.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Besides, you'd miss me too much, wouldn't you? Eh?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57SHE CHUCKLES
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Rob?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Can I have a word?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Hm.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Ohh!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12That was rubbish.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Get back in there and give it some welly.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:17 > 0:06:19No, I'll... I'll get it.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33I really appreciate this. Thank you, thank you. I'm so sorry.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Not to worry. There is plenty of room at this inn.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- I thought I was sorted, Heston. - Really, it's not a problem.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I promise you, It's only going to be a day or two.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Hello. Welcome to my home.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Mo, someone to see you.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Mo?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Lonnie! What are you doing here?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I had a job not far from here, so I thought I'd look you up.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Babes, I'm so glad to see you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Me, too. I've missed you loads.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04THEY MOAN
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You been drinking?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I didn't do it.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20You know, this assault that they was talking about.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22You should probably tell them that.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Me and some of the other Santas, we met up for a pint.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Apparently, they do this every year.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34It's my first time.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Like a Santas' Christmas party?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Couple of them have been doing it for years.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41You know, blokes from the big stores.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45They say that it's a tradition that you keep the costume on.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I'll need that back, you know, for tomorrow.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I'll lose my job if I'm not there with it,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52you know, clean in the morning.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55It's got bloodstains.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Yeah, well, at least the outfit's red.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02What am I going to tell my wife? I really need this job.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05It was going to get us a discount on our kid's Christmas pressies.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08You might have more serious problems.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11But I didn't do it.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15I-I was with all the other Santas, they'll tell the coppers.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Hopefully they will.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21But I wouldn't do something like that.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Look...
0:08:24 > 0:08:28The other Santas, they went on to the Engineers Arms.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30But you weren't with them when you were arrested.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And you were nowhere near the Engineers.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I'll send someone round to ask them.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Look...
0:08:40 > 0:08:41I need a lawyer.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Do you want us to get you one?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46OK.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Then I want to get you interviewed.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52No cola, I'm afraid.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54But I do have some rather lovely elderflower cordial.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56That's better.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Come on, don't just stand there. There's still more to bring in.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- BOY:- Who is he?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04A friend from work. He's a very nice man.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06You've never mentioned him before.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- GIRL:- Actually, she has, but you never listen.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11He is doing us a huge favour. You should be grateful.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- This is so boring! - Just get the stuff out of the car.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Guys, can I have a word?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I've got a brief on the way, but I ain't got a cell available.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Can I keep him in your room for a bit?- Yeah, course.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Do you think his injuries are consistent with a young woman defending herself?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Possibly. Looks like he's been in a bit of a scrape.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37But if those injuries mean you're wrongly suspected of a sexual assault, you account for them.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40They wouldn't be able to shut me up if I had an explanation.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42How's the victim?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Yeah, yeah, she's bearing up.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Miss Rodgers might be one of the lucky ones
0:09:46 > 0:09:48who sees her attacker go to jail.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Lucky?
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Yeah.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Sid... Look, it's an easy mistake to make, OK, but this isn't the Mill.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Don't make small talk with the suspect.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02And try not to antagonise the police.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Sometimes our job demands that we have to, so if, in the meantime,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08you can build up more of a cooperative relationship...
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I wasn't trying to antagonise him. I just...
0:10:11 > 0:10:12I didn't think that lucky was...
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Yeah, well, in this case, lucky is the difference
0:10:15 > 0:10:17between this woman getting on with the rest of her life
0:10:17 > 0:10:19because her attacker is locked up behind bars
0:10:19 > 0:10:22or being terrified because he's not, he's still out there.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- This is a learning curve, isn't it?- Hm.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Just don't say anything to anyone except me, OK?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32THEY CHUCKLE
0:10:37 > 0:10:40So, Lonnie, you're...?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- A trucker.- No, I mean to Mo.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Well, I'm her fella.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Oh! THAT Lonnie!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53On and off. More on than off, though, eh, gorgeous?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I hadn't heard from you much since you came down here.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57So I called your mum and got the address.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I thought you'd got fed up with me being on the road so much
0:11:00 > 0:11:01and got yourself another bloke.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Hey, never.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- You're the only boy for me. - And you're my girl.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- More drinks?- No, thanks.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm kidding! I'll have a beer, please.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Ohh...!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26They're very sweet.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28One minute she's pining for Al and then the next,
0:11:28 > 0:11:32some bloke turns up and she's practically eating his face.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33What's going on?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36THEY MOAN
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Oh!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Homework. Macbeth. English.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Mum!- Mum, nothing.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I've checked your homework diary. You're being tested.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51So lead on, Macduff.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Here we are.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Now, I wasn't expecting guests,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57so I don't think the quail will stretch to us all.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oh, no, you've been more than generous.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03I can do a tomato and mozzarella salad and some pasta and pesto.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Well, actually, I was going to nip out and get a takeaway.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Are you sure? - Yeah, absolutely. Thank you.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11You two, behave yourselves. Shak, homework.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I won't be long.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Is it too strong?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Turn it up.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18You don't mind, do you, Heston?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES - No, that's fine.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Put this on.- Why? What's happening?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38There's a new suspect,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40so we have to make sure there's no cross-contamination.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oh. That bloke?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Yeah. His name's Ken Caldwell.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Guys, we'll get Billy processed.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Um... Do you still think it's him?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51With a fresh suspect, it might change.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Or we could let the new bloke go immediately.- How did you get him?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Plods... Speaking to anyone they see in a Santa costume.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59If they've got injuries or they haven't got an alibi,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01they'll just bring them in.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03We need to look at Mr Caldwell's injuries.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05After I get his costume taken into evidence.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06OK, we'll clean up in there.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- You bring him through when you're ready, yeah?- Yeah, yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- So, Shiv...- Shak.- Shak.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Your mum tells me you're studying the Bard.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Shakespeare.- Yeah.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20What's your favourite play?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Oh, they're all boring.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Do you have any plans for the holiday, Heston?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'm just going to the villa in Tuscany.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Oh, yeah, you mentioned that. Sounds bliss.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- You've got another house? Lucky you! - Nothing special.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I'm jealous of anyone who knows where they're spending the holidays.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- PHONE RINGS - Excuse me.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Be nice to him!- What have- I- done?!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46This is total garbage.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I'm..
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I'm out partying, I'm on my way home.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54These coppers start quizzing me about some doris who got attacked.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59When this is cleared up, are you taking me home?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You'd have to ask the police that.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Ain't you police?- No. Doctors.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07I got into a scrap.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Caught this fella thieving off me in the pub.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11That's how I got this.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13It's a liberty...
0:14:13 > 0:14:15bringing me in here, not letting me go home,
0:14:15 > 0:14:19just because I'm dressed in a Santa's outfit.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22All I was doing was going back to get my kip.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I've got work in the morning!
0:14:24 > 0:14:29I'm not there to keep those elves in line - chaos.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31HE LAUGHS
0:14:31 > 0:14:33You been drinking?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Not a crime, is it?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Yeah, course I've been drinking. It's...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39It's Santa's Christmas night out.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Back in a sec.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I ain't done anything.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Copper said something about some sexual assault.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56One of yours, apparently.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01What do you mean?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Black girl.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Don't worry about it, mate. I don't go for black girls.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'm not racist, anything like that. It's just not my thing.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Really?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yeah. Don't listen to them. I'm innocent.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Yeah, I'm sure you are.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Sid...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- You shouldn't have said that. - I didn't mean...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Next thing you know, you're going to be up in court
0:15:23 > 0:15:26in front of the barrister explaining why you agreed with him.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32..Yeah, no worries.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Listen, I'll see you when I see you.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Ta-ta.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Can I help you?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yeah, um...
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Ken Caldwell.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Yeah. Did he say how he got his injuries?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Yes, something about a fight in a pub.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Oh, yeah. No, I've checked that out.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52The pub he was drinking in, there was a fight between two Santas.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- So, he was telling the truth? - Looks that way.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Maybe that's how Billy got his injuries.- Maybe.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01The pub was also the same one the victim was drinking in.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03So, admitting to the fight
0:16:03 > 0:16:06would place him in the proximity of the sexual assault.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Well, that's progress, no?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11It would be, but the victim's given a clearer picture of what happened.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12The assault was behind,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15it was at knife-point, she didn't get a look at him.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18She resisted at first, but...
0:16:18 > 0:16:21once she realised what was happening,
0:16:21 > 0:16:22she was too scared to fight back.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Also, the assault wasn't penetrative,
0:16:25 > 0:16:28so the likelihood of any usable DNA evidence, well...
0:16:28 > 0:16:30it's looking pretty shaky.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Um...
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Miss Rodgers, was she, er...?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Was she black?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Yeah. Why?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Well, Ken knew that she was black.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43He said one of the officers who brought him in told him.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47And what if the plods who arrested him don't know the victim's black?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Then the only way that he would know is if...well, he did it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Yeah, OK. I'm going to follow this up.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01You're not a detective.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03But I thought I heard something that could help.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05You don't know what'll help.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You're supposed to keep your mouth shut and let them do their job.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Got a mirror?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28I want to check out my face.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30No-one wants a Santa with a black eye.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33You don't have a black eye.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I feel like I've been through the wars, you know.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Me and a lot of the other Santas, one night a year,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43we just meet up for a drink after a hard day's work.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Yeah, I...
0:17:45 > 0:17:46I...
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Most of them are coffin dodgers.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Isn't that kind of a requirement for the job?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Nah, you just...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55You know, you just put on a fake white beard.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57The kids are just so excited just to be there.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Stupid little... - You... You do this every year?
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Pretty much.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Here... There's a newbie this time.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I caught him trying to steal from me in the pub.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I slapped him about.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Thieving sod. He got a few kicks and punches...
0:18:16 > 0:18:17What?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20What?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Dr Vere, a word, please.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- I know what you're going to say. - I don't think this is going to work.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- But he's just started talking to me. - Fine.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39You can't stop them talking, but outside of treatment, don't engage.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42He's just volunteered information. I think I saw something in there.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44You could jeopardise the whole case. Don't you get that?
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I'd hate to think that a woman didn't get justice because I saw something and didn't speak up.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- This could be important.- Have you listened to a word I've said?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54He's got a rash and there's a similar one on his hands.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I think he's had an allergic reaction.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Stay there.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Is this going to hurt when I'm sober?- Probably.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Can I get some painkillers?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14I'll see what I can do. Do you have any allergies?
0:19:14 > 0:19:15- Why?- Standard question.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I wouldn't want to give you any painkillers
0:19:17 > 0:19:19you have an allergic reaction to.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, I've had this before.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I'm allergic to some kinds of make-up.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25My ex-wife, she used to cake herself in it
0:19:25 > 0:19:26and she wonders why I divorced her.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31So, you've come into contact with someone wearing make-up?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Probably that toerag Billy.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36He must've worn make-up to try and look older.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42CREAKING
0:19:42 > 0:19:43MO GIGGLES
0:19:43 > 0:19:45We've been here before, haven't we?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Mo, at it in our spare room with some bloke.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Except this time, it's not Al.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52PHONE RINGS
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Please tell me that's not him.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58All we need now is for him to decide he likes her again.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's Auntie Jean.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Are you not going to answer it?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- RINGING STOPS - No, I'm not.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07And she'll be gone...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09tomorrow.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11MO LAUGHS
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Ohh!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15SHE GROANS
0:20:18 > 0:20:22# Silent night
0:20:22 > 0:20:25# Holy night... #
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You're sure he has a make-up allergy?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31No. I haven't investigated it fully, but he says he has, so...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Er...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Billy doesn't look like he's wearing any make-up.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Did he say we were in a fight?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Save it for the interview.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Look...
0:20:41 > 0:20:44All right, I lost my job last summer.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46This is the first work that I've had.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48And the money's lousy.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I just wanted some extra cash
0:20:50 > 0:20:53so that I could get my kid a better Christmas present.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54I only had one pint.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm sorry.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I shouldn't have nicked that bloke's money, but...
0:21:01 > 0:21:03but, please, they'll sack me.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I can't lose this job.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07You have been arrested in connection with a sexual assault.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10If we prove you did it, you will be prosecuted
0:21:10 > 0:21:11and you WILL lose your job.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Your best bet is to answer our questions.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16He's in two.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I'm going to check to see if he WAS wearing make-up.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Why don't you just ask him? HE SCOFFS
0:21:24 > 0:21:28I don't believe anything they tell me till I check it out myself.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32If they prove that he was, that explains Mr Caldwell's allergy.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34And if he wasn't, and Miss Rodgers was,
0:21:34 > 0:21:36then we might have got our man.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42SHE SPEAKS IN HER OWN LANGUAGE
0:21:58 > 0:21:59OK.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03All right.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05OK, thanks. Bye. Bye-bye.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Has Ken Caldwell been taken to the cells yet?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Yeah, a minute ago. Why?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- And the rash was definitely on his fingertips?- Uh-huh.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21I just got confirmation
0:22:21 > 0:22:25that there were no traces of make-up on Billy Kentwood.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- What about Miss Rodgers? - Bingo! Sarge...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Come on, Sarge, open it up!
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Come on, I need in there now!
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Yes.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Nice try, no coconut.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43If that's her make-up that's given you a rash,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46it's going to take more than a quick dip in the bog to get rid.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Go on.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Stick him in an interview room!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53..No, of course. That makes sense.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56They want to decorate before they move in. Of course, I understand.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Yeah. Listen, cheers.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Thank you very much. Yeah. Bye. Bye-bye.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- I've prepared your rooms. - Oh, thanks.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10If it wasn't for you, we'd be out on the street tonight.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh, I'm sure it would never come to that.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Goodnight.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Heston...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18We will need to stay another night, if that's OK?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Of course.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Goodnight.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Goodnight.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Oh... Thanks, gents.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43We've taken make-up samples from the rash.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45If they definitely match the victim's, I can build a case.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47And if I can get a statement from you
0:23:47 > 0:23:50confirming that he identified her as a black woman,
0:23:50 > 0:23:51I'll have enough to charge him.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Yeah, course.- Glad we could help.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57That was a good spot.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00You did the right thing bringing it to me.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02The whole night's been an eye-opener.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Maybe it's time to make way for the young ones.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05CHUCKLING
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Right, come on, you. I'm releasing you on bail.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10There may be further consequences for the attempted theft.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You were lucky.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Yeah, well, at least it wasn't dull.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17You could have messed up the case.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Listen, if you want to pursue this,
0:24:19 > 0:24:22you have to show more professional discipline.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Oh, come on, Jimmi! You've never got carried away or a bit excited?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28No. Not as often as you'd think.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Otherwise, what's the point in being here?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Well... It's been a good night for me.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36And it's been a good night for DS Cooper.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Not been a good night for Miss Rodgers, though, has it?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41She's had a hell of a night.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Night.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Morning.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Oh. Well, have a good day, then.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31ENGINE STARTS
0:25:48 > 0:25:49TYRES SCREECH
0:25:49 > 0:25:50THUD
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I've just got one more present to buy.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- Oh, the Monster Truck- 5000. Mm.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I could only dream of such a thing when I was a child.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Oh, for goodness' sake!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23What is she doing here?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25How could somebody like you ever understand me?
0:26:25 > 0:26:29I'm done with the hot nights of passion.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I'm ready to settle down, like, now.