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0:00:33 > 0:00:35Tell us the other guy came off worse!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Your sister's claim that it was coming out of her ears

0:00:37 > 0:00:39left me somewhat discombobulated.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41The old pee-out-of-the-ears threat, eh?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43She got that off Mum.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- My mum used to say that. - Do you want six?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yeah. You aren't going to get mega eggs like this

0:00:47 > 0:00:49when you're in Italy, are you?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51They tend to pair their eggs with tomatoes.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Which is gross!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54This is what you do.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Hot sauce.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57You make these babies Mexico.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Eggs and hot sauce? Who would have believed it?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Mum! The shower's playing up again.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Have you been fiddling with it again?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06I've ordered another showerhead online

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- which is completely Alia-proof. - Huh? Don't exist.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Miss Pitman.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Well, I did not think we will see you before your chemotherapy.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Three times.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21You have to say it three times -

0:01:21 > 0:01:24chemotherapy, chemotherapy, chemotherapy -

0:01:24 > 0:01:26and then it doesn't stick.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Chemotherapy, chemotherapy, chemotherapy.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30See?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Doesn't bother me to say it any more.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Not hardly at all.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I thought that you would go straight to St Phil's from your home

0:01:38 > 0:01:42before your...chemotherapy, chemotherapy, chemotherapy.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Yes, so did I. But I was up at five.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47You have been here all that time?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49You don't mind me letting myself in?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I cooked my egg at home, so I didn't use the Mill's electric.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54No, no, no. It is not that at all.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Of course I do not mind.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I just don't like to think of you sitting here on your own.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I had a lovely chat with the cleaners.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02You're early.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Well, I have a lot of work to do

0:02:05 > 0:02:10and, well, I just needed to get my head sorted out about my interview.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17I am so sorry that I cannot be with you today.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19I would if I could.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Well, there'll be plenty of opportunities.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23You won't miss out.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Now, are you going to eat that poor little egg?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37I'll make us both some toast.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42You've missed a bit.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Is it bleeding?- No.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Heston, I'm sorry about Alia rushing you this morning.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52No, it's fine. I'm feeling very Christmassy.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55What, with Hanif madness messing up your house?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I've got a couple of irons in the fire still.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00It's too close for you to move now.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Why don't I stay at home and do Christmas?- What?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06We can have goose, turkey. I do a good impression of Raymond Black.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08It'll be a Michelin-star Christmas.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- I'm not letting you do that. - Why not?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12I'm not letting you give up your holiday.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- I'm not giving up anything. - No. You've done so much for us,

0:03:15 > 0:03:17and I really appreciate it,

0:03:17 > 0:03:20but I'm not letting you sacrifice anything else.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Well, the offer's there if you need it.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Joe Star! It is five and twenty past eleven.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Why didn't you wake me?

0:03:35 > 0:03:40OK. Type-1 boy, you've got the tinsel, but did you get a banana?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Did you? No, you piggin' didn't.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46No, I didn't, so call the breakfast police(!)

0:03:46 > 0:03:48And look at you! Up the steps. What are you...

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Are you jealous of me because I've got a bandage?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Jealous because I need the doctor to come in?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57This time of the year, Mary, my dear, tinsel comes first.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00How long have you been doing this?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Couple of hours.- What!? Ever since I went back to bed?

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Piggin' yes.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Eat the banana before you throw a wobbly.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10And don't you dare come running to me

0:04:10 > 0:04:13if you fall down those steps and break your piggin' leg.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Bit late for elevenses, but I thought...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Something wrong?

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Yes.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28No. Not really.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Have a mince pie and tell me everything.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Do you know Joe and Mary Star?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37I've a house visit with them.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39And I really don't want to go.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Will you please swap with me, Heston?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I'm afraid not. I wouldn't be doing you any favours.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Isn't it wonderful to grow old with someone you love

0:04:47 > 0:04:49and float around the globe?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Walter and Nancy were going to go on a cruise.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Apparently, old people are doing it rather than pay for nursing homes.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57If you break a hip, you get an upgrade.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59But then Walter died.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02He died while I was there.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I nearly gave up medicine.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10But you didn't.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13It was a year ago today.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Medical careers are full of anniversaries.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18It's just another day.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Is this supposed to be that tough-love thing?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Cos it's not very seasonal. - You're a good GP.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Have a mince pie.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28No, thanks.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Thanks.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Not very inspiring so far, are they?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Nope. So, David Bailey,

0:05:44 > 0:05:48who's going to get a calendar from you this Christmas?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Um... Haven't thought.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Are you all ready for Christmas?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57No.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58You?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Um...

0:06:00 > 0:06:02The only thing left to do is Zara.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04KNOCK ON DOOR

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Next one up, Sarah Havers.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Meant to be your 11 o'clock.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11This is Drs Granger and Clay.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I am always punctual. I left ample time.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18I hate people who are late but there was nowhere to park.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Nowhere.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Please don't worry. Come in.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Hi.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27It may be unusual,

0:06:27 > 0:06:32a prepared statement of my vision for the practice,

0:06:32 > 0:06:35but with my having had a predominantly commercial career

0:06:35 > 0:06:36to date, setting out...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Amalgamating that practice with...

0:06:43 > 0:06:46SHE SOBS

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- SQUEAKY VOICE:- Amalgamating commercial practice with...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Take your time.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Sorry. It's just...the being late.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I'm never late.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02It makes such a bad impression, even when it's not your fault.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Anyone can be late.- Yes.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I pranged my car on a bollard!

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- Um...- Would you like...- Sorry. - ..a glass of water? Anything?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Are you sure you're OK to go on?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I am perfectly all right, thank you.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22So, Sarah, perhaps you would like to talk more about

0:07:22 > 0:07:25your experience of being the acting practice manager at North Street?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27What a good idea. Why don't you tell us

0:07:27 > 0:07:30what you'd bring from that experience to the Mill?

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Do you know what North Street have really got right?- Go on.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Parking.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Parking for staff and accredited visitors.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43They've got that spot-on.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46We usually do have a visitor's spot...

0:07:46 > 0:07:49If I come and work here, those bollards are coming up.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53OK, so we'll see you then.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Bye.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- So, is Heston still giving you guest towels?- Oh, stop it.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- I feel bad.- Why?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Because he's so kind and considerate

0:08:04 > 0:08:06but he's behaving like we're no trouble

0:08:06 > 0:08:08and he likes us being there.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Maybe he does.- Don't be daft.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12This morning, he cuts himself shaving

0:08:12 > 0:08:14because Alia's threatened to wet herself

0:08:14 > 0:08:17if he doesn't get out the bathroom. It's not funny.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20And then she goes and breaks his shower, and what does Heston do?

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Heston offers to def Tuscany, stay here and do Christmas for us.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Aw...

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- No, not, "Aw..."- But it's lovely.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30He's offering because he's well-mannered.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32So, what are you going to do?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35What I am not going to do is mess up his Christmas.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Nothing is going to mess this Christmas up for me.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I finish at one, and Christmas starts there -

0:08:40 > 0:08:42German market, gluhwein, present shopping, gluhwein,

0:08:42 > 0:08:44a whole new set of decs, gluhwein...

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Did I mention the gluhwein(?)

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Gives me heartburn.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Oh. Bye.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58OK. Zero out of ten for colleague compatibility.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Hey, would you keep an eye on the desk for me?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm just going to check on Valerie.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Yeah, I'm still here.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Nothing?

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Nothing at all?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Um...

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Is there anywhere else that you could suggest?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's not price sensitive,

0:09:17 > 0:09:21just some, you know, halal festive poultry or beef or venison.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26It's worth a try.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27OK.

0:09:27 > 0:09:33# Have yourself a merry little Christmas

0:09:33 > 0:09:37# Let your heart be light

0:09:39 > 0:09:46# From now on our troubles will be out of sight... #

0:09:47 > 0:09:49That looks all right. You're lucky.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Hmm. Luckier than the lad on the Vespa.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57My Italian's good enough to wither a youth.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58What did you do?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01C'e le piccolo, eh?

0:10:01 > 0:10:02SHE CHUCKLES

0:10:02 > 0:10:04How's Joe?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Has he had any more hypos recently?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh... He's an absolute nightmare.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13The ship's captain's his friend on Facebook now.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Where is he?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Titivating the sitting room.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Thought he'd start early so he could get the better stuff.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Christmas isn't a competition.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, yes, it is.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oh! Dr Donoghue! Come quickly.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Joe?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Joe!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Dr Donoghue, I can't wake him.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47SHE GASPS

0:10:47 > 0:10:49It's OK.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52It's all right. Let me through.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56OK. He's just having a hypo. We need his glucagon.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Would it have killed him to eat the banana?

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Mary, glucagon now.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I don't know... Joe did his own unpacking.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I don't know. I don't know where he put it.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- It's OK.- I don't know where he put it. I don't know where...

0:11:07 > 0:11:10I have some in my bag. He's going to be all right. OK?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Stay with him, he'll be all right.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14(It's OK, it's OK...)

0:11:14 > 0:11:17SHE SOBS

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Oh, great. I'll have the golden halal goose.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yes, credit card.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24OK. It's Dr H Carter...

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Carter? Yeah. And the long number is

0:11:28 > 0:11:314-9-1-7...

0:11:31 > 0:11:34She looked so good on paper, didn't she?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38What, you're adding up the scores?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Yeah, of course. We'll do this by the book.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42KNOCK ON DOOR

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Mrs Winifred Tembe.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Come in and sit down.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Thank you for coming in, Mrs Tembe.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Perhaps you'd like to begin by giving us

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- your thoughts on managing the practice.- Surprise us.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56I will.

0:11:56 > 0:12:01If you expect me to shy away from the issues of global funding

0:12:01 > 0:12:02and profit and loss...

0:12:02 > 0:12:05That's a thorny subject.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08First and foremost, I am a realist.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Glad to hear it.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11"Profit" is not a dirty word.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13No, it is not.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18I know that we need to think more commercially,

0:12:18 > 0:12:22and I am aware that the practice needs to be more profitable,

0:12:22 > 0:12:25if we are to continue to invest...

0:12:25 > 0:12:28um, to employ a full range of staff...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30however...

0:12:30 > 0:12:31However...?

0:12:33 > 0:12:34..personally...

0:12:35 > 0:12:40..I think that all doctors should be salaried employees of the NHS.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43They should not be independent businessmen

0:12:43 > 0:12:45who have to think about accounts.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Bedsheets, not balance sheets?

0:12:47 > 0:12:51I know that my opinion is of no consequence

0:12:51 > 0:12:53but, as I said, I am a realist.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Which means?

0:12:57 > 0:13:00As practice manager, my focus would be on

0:13:00 > 0:13:05making sure that the patients' wellbeing is central.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07LAUGHTER

0:13:07 > 0:13:10No, I think your timing is perfect. Breastfeeding over Christmas,

0:13:10 > 0:13:14you're going to burn extra calories, Christmas food. It's win, win, win.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Don't forget to book your last appointment.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Thanks, Ruhma.- All right.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20PHONE RINGS

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Hello.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25What?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Seriously?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29For all of us?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Are you sure?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34No, that's fantastic.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Yeah, of course I'm sure.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Brilliant.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Yeah, OK. Yeah, I'll speak to you later.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Thanks. Bye.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Oi, you! Sneaking off without saying goodbye.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55I got you some bits and bobs.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58That's the book Immie recommended.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's about Russia and art and it's a little bit gay...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03And some chewing gum...

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Oh, and I got you this.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Look. Everybody's signed it.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Oh...

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Um...

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Could you keep that here for me?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Because I don't want the corners to get bent up.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21I'm not sure there's not going to be some vomit later.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22I'll look after it for you.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24I can't think about next year.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Oh, don't be daft.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Thank you.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42I know it's really hard having your life dictated by food

0:14:42 > 0:14:45but you're going to have to take charge of your condition, Joe.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48There's no ship's doctor running round after you now.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51I'm supportive. I'm cutting down the sugar and the fat too.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54We're not even judging our Christmas bakeoff this year, are we, Joe?

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Our Raymond's doing it. - If he comes.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Sorry? Christmas bakeoff?

0:14:59 > 0:15:03If the godson doesn't show up, we're judging it ourselves.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05You'd better stay clear of the cake, Joe.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Every year since we opened the bakery in Woodburn Road...

0:15:08 > 0:15:11I'd bake the cake and he'd boil the pudding.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Keeps us on our toes. The chill wind of competition.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17It's better than bingo. It's neck and neck.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Christmas isn't Christmas without the chance of drubbing the wife.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22You wish.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25If Raymond's a no-show, we'll have to do it.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Dr Donoghue can be our backup.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Sorry, what? Me judge cake?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Oh, that's good of you Dr Donoghue.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Oh, that really is.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40You see, Joe, it's not all about business in the NHS.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44Not yet. Not when there's lovely doctors like Dr D

0:15:44 > 0:15:47prepared to come back and help two old farts like us

0:15:47 > 0:15:49and judge our Christmas bakeoff.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52I...I do have a half day.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh...

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Red lorry, yellow lorry. Red lorry, yellow lorry.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Red lorry, yellow lorry.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01HE EXHALES

0:16:01 > 0:16:04HE PANTS

0:16:05 > 0:16:07HE EXHALES

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Is everything OK?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Would you allow me to assist? Perhaps a lift?

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Oh, I can't let you do that. - Why not?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35For all you know, I might be a serial killer.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38I'll risk it.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Are you all right?

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'm not sure she feels up to driving.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43- And you are...?- Nobody.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45He's offered me a lift.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Ah, no need. Thanks and everything, but I've got this.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- I'm taking you, Valerie. - There you go, then.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Have a lovely day.- Thank you!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- What was that, then? - That was nice.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01He felt sorry for me, but not because I've got cancer.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05He's not looking at me wondering what I'm going to look like

0:17:05 > 0:17:07when my hair falls out.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I thought you were going shopping.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11No. Come on, I'm driving you.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Thank you, Mrs Tembe.

0:17:23 > 0:17:28I...I know that the other candidates are of the highest calibre,

0:17:28 > 0:17:32but I just wanted to thank you for considering me.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36And to assure you that I would always do my best for the practice.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Thank you, Mrs Tembe.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46So?

0:17:46 > 0:17:47So?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Looks like a result.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Hardly worth seeing anyone else, I'd say.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Careful with her - she's one of ours.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I won't be long.

0:18:02 > 0:18:09# I'll be home for Christmas... #

0:18:13 > 0:18:16He's a lovely lad but I knew he'd not make it.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19This is really good of you, Dr Donoghue.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21You've no idea how good.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I'm breaking my pre-festivities diet to judge your Christmas cakes.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26You? Diet?

0:18:26 > 0:18:27(Two words.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29(Crystallised ginger.)

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Oh, wow.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38There is Christmas pudding,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41and cake and Yule log, stollen,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44mince pies and trifle.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46And you do all this because...?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Because the winner gets the glory.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52The winner decides what dessert we do

0:18:52 > 0:18:56for the annual Letherbridge Society of Caterers' charity dinner.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59We've done it ever since we had the shop.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Raised thousands for medical research.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Fair enough.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08How did you know that I like fairy lights?

0:19:08 > 0:19:09I took a gamble.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14My mother once told me about a year when she was so naughty

0:19:14 > 0:19:17that all she got in her stocking was a satsuma

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- and an old pair of knickers. - Nice(!)

0:19:19 > 0:19:21She was from Worcester.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26One year, I thought I was definitely in for the knicker treatment

0:19:26 > 0:19:28but I got a cassette recorder.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30My mum had one of them.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32I do like a CD, though.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35You know where you are with a CD.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37What's your favourite music, then?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I like absolutely everything.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Apart from hip-hop.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44And jazz.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45And heavy metal.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Although everything else...

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Although I'm not keen on opera...

0:19:52 > 0:19:54..or reggae.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57The last cassette I bought was Michael Ball.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Figures.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Michael Ball, The Musicals.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04I played it over and over until the tape got all stretched out

0:20:04 > 0:20:07and it all went "whah-whah..."

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Maybe I should treat myself to some Michael on a CD.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Go for it!- Yeah.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17I should have done a chemotherapy playlist.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24So, we've heard a lot about the balance between patient care

0:20:24 > 0:20:27and the practice's need to capitalise on available markets.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31How would you go about addressing that balance, Anthony?

0:20:31 > 0:20:33I'd certainly investigate additional practitioners,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35physiotherapists, chiropodists,

0:20:35 > 0:20:37counselling services and other therapies.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- The Granger Clinic rents space. - Well, then, you'll know it works

0:20:40 > 0:20:43and you'll be aware of the potential to generate income

0:20:43 > 0:20:47whilst increasing the range of disciplines available to patients.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Private patients?

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Not exclusively. But we haven't to be afraid of making money.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Not if we want the Mill to be in a position where it can

0:20:55 > 0:20:58continually invest for the good of its patients.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Hmm...

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Well...?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11You get the ginger?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Ginger in trifle? Pah!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Which do you like better?

0:21:17 > 0:21:18I think...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21that I'm going to have to try them both again.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Oh, hello.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29I have just spent over half an hour in the post office.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Oh, cards and parcels. Anyway, good news.- I've got...

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- I was...- You first. - About Christmas.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37SHE LAUGHS

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Ta-da!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40My cousin's friend has just been let down.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42She's got no house-sitter.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44So she thought about me and the kids.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46It's a great location, it's big enough for the three of us

0:21:46 > 0:21:49so we're not on top of each other over Christmas!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52When you get back from Tuscany, you are coming for dinner.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54You've already got the keys?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Yeah, I know! It's a Christmas miracle.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58It means that we can move out tonight.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Sorry, what were you going to say?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Oh, nothing. It was just something about flights. It's fine.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Oh, right, that's great.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Oh, are these for anyone?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I've saved your Christmas.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15I'll go and tell her.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- DOOR CLOSES - Make way for the judge!

0:22:24 > 0:22:29Are we ready for the Joe and Mary holy bakeoff 2015?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32What's going on here?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34You're Raymond Black.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35I'm the judge.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38You're Raymond-Black-off-the-telly Raymond Black.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Is that sherry trifle?! - You're the chef.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43That's right, the one with the Michelin star.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45The piggin' judge.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46You're the Scrummy Brummie...

0:22:46 > 0:22:48PHONE RINGS

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Sorry, Raymond Black, my phone is ringing.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Where did you find that one?

0:22:52 > 0:22:54We didn't think you were coming.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Hey, Ayesha.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Hey, can you talk?

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- How's shopping-till-you're-dropping going?- I'm at St Phil's.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05I...I thought that you...

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I was, but listen,

0:23:07 > 0:23:09we need to draw up a Valerie-sitting rota.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11You went with her to her first chemo?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13How's she doing?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16You should see her brave face. It'd break your heart.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Anyway, can I put you on the rota?

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Of course. Whatever she needs.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Cheers. Thanks.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27Sorry.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Valerie...

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Valerie, hey, it's me.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Time to wake up.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43You got a dry mouth?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Here, I unwrapped you a lemon drop.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Thank you.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52I've got something for you.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56If you tell anyone that I like this,

0:23:56 > 0:24:00- I'll tell them you're a big, fat liar.- What is it?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Listen.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07MUSIC: Love Changes Everything sung by Michael Ball

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oh, my favourite.

0:24:14 > 0:24:19# Love, love changes everything

0:24:19 > 0:24:24# Hands and faces, earth and sky

0:24:26 > 0:24:30# Love, love changes everything

0:24:30 > 0:24:35# How you live and how you die

0:24:37 > 0:24:41# Love can make the summer fly

0:24:41 > 0:24:47# Or a night seem like a lifetime

0:24:47 > 0:24:52# Yes, love, love changes everything

0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Now I tremble at your name... #

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Speaking.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59Yes.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Thank you.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07No, that's great.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Yeah. Thanks. I'll see you then. Bye-bye.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14# ..Love, love changes everything

0:25:14 > 0:25:19# Days are longer, words mean more

0:25:21 > 0:25:25# Love, love changes everything

0:25:25 > 0:25:31# Pain is deeper than before

0:25:33 > 0:25:37# Love will turn your world around

0:25:37 > 0:25:42# And that world will last for ever

0:25:42 > 0:25:48# Yes, love, love changes everything... #

0:25:50 > 0:25:56- James, is that you? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it is me.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I must say the wig is looking wonderful.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02I thought I would go the full bride of Frankenstein.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05You haven't received any post for me, have you?

0:26:05 > 0:26:09Oh, I don't know, darling, I think there's some on the table.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Oh, who are you here to see? - Oh, everyone, I imagine.