0:00:31 > 0:00:34The patient has self-diagnosed incorrectly
0:00:34 > 0:00:38and put themselves in considerable danger of further illness...
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- When is the session on euthanasia? - It's this afternoon.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49You might have to kill me before then.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54Don't be daft. We can survive this. All seven hours of it.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57I prescribe intravenous caffeine.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I second that diagnosis, Dr Donoghue.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01This way.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Is this my life now?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Patients and reports
0:01:05 > 0:01:09and conferences on how to deal with patients and reports?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10All work and no play.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Makes Niamh a really dull girl.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Well, you know what they say. You have to make your own fun.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Doesn't seem fair that you have to wait in the queue.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26What with you being staff and all.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh, no. I'm happy to wait my turn. Er...double espresso, thanks.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Two free coffees, please. We're with the conference thing.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I'm not saying that you'd be taking advantage.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Just, you know, I'm sure you're a model employee.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Employee of the month material.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I really like your uniform.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Keep digging. It's going really well.- Can you just...?- OK.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54So, a double, eh? You in need of a boost?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- I like to keep sharp.- Yeah, me too. - You never know what the day's going
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- to throw at you, do you?- You really don't.- Excuse me.- You're excused.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- She could help me make my own fun.- Mm-hm.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09What's that supposed to mean?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12You don't think I could get her number?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- I know you couldn't get her number.- Oh, right.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17And you could get the number of that bloke you've been staring at
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- for the last minute?- What are you talking about?- That guy there.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22You know what?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'm going to go outside and I'm going to further converse
0:02:25 > 0:02:28with that delightfully perfumed receptionist.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I'm going to charm her with my wit and repartee,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34with my snappy one liners, and I'm going to get her number.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37I suggest that you do the same with Alec Baldwin there.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- I'm not going to do that. - Carpe numerum!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- That means, "Seize the number." - I know!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Hello.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Um...could I steal some fire, please?- Yeah.- Thank you.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Thanks.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11It's cold, isn't it?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13It's January.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Yeah, good point. I suppose I mean it's cold for January.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- I quite like it, actually. - Yeah, me too.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24It's fresh. Brisk.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Good for the lungs.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Are you here for the GP day?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I am. Although I think I made a massive error.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34See, it was my understanding that GP stood for "gorgeous people"
0:03:34 > 0:03:37and I've rocked up and I'm the only gorgeous person here.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Game over. You win.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I haven't done anything yet.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Well, you're doing better than I am.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I brought the charm. Both barrels.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13And she just smiled and went back to work.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15At least you spoke to her.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You know that thing we were saying earlier about making our own fun?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21- Yeah?- Well, we are rubbish at it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I say we go back in, we sit out the boredom and then afterwards,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I'll rustle someone up to make us some cocktails.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Long Island Ice Teas on me, yes?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31You're on.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37This, of course, leads into trouble between patient
0:04:37 > 0:04:40and medical practitioner...
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- You forgot your cellphone.- Oh, thank you so much. Oh, I'm so silly.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Not at all. I do it all the time. At least now we can say hello.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Hello!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Hi there.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Cyberchondria such as this is an increasing problem...
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Is it just me or is this guy the most boring man in the world?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03It's not just you.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Jeez, that's a relief.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I think your friend here has the right idea.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Oh, he's... I mean... We're just colleagues.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15You plan to join him? Sleeping, I mean?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I might not have much choice if this carries on.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20So, what's your next session?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Cardiac arrhythmia.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Be still, my beating heart...
0:05:27 > 0:05:30SHE GIGGLES
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- I'm getting you in trouble here. - It's OK.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Trouble's my middle name.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Mine too. Coincidence. - SHE GIGGLES
0:05:39 > 0:05:40You have a beautiful laugh.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Thank you. - So, how to tackle the problem...
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- I'd better get out of here.- Oh... - Let you get back to sleep.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51No rest for the wicked.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh? You're wicked too, huh?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I could believe that.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02..worse, causing them to dig in their heels and demand a second opinion...
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Have a good day.- Thank you so much.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09..is to give the patient enough rope to metaphorically hang
0:06:09 > 0:06:12themselves by saying and doing nothing.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I hasten to add, this is only in cases
0:06:15 > 0:06:18where my diagnosis of their actual condition is not...
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Er...thank you.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Thank you. You didn't have to do that.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31I wanted to. May I join you?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yes. Please.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34OK...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Well...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40here's to us.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41To us.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Mm.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48What you reading?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Oh, er...I picked it up at the airport. Some trashy romance.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Boy meets girl, boy's an immature moron and undervalues girl...
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Girl realises boy's a moron and leaves boy...
0:06:59 > 0:07:01And boy figures out he's a moron
0:07:01 > 0:07:04and chases girl to the ends of the earth...
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Girl inexplicably doesn't see boy as a stalker for doing this.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- But takes him back with open arms. - Yeah.- You've read it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12I've lived it, mate.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15How long are you in Birmingham for?
0:07:15 > 0:07:19This is my last day. I'm just killing time before my flight.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22What do you do?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Sorry, did I say something wrong?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31No, no. It's just... Can we not do that?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Do what?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35You know, you ask me what I do, I tell you,
0:07:35 > 0:07:39you make assumptions and judgements, I ask you, I do the same...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Who cares what we do?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I'm an astronaut and you're a lion tamer.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- You're a spy and I'm a gangster. - Exactly.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- I'm a boy...- I'm a girl... - Nice to meet you, girl.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Nice to meet you, boy.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- I... I should be getting back, so... - Can I ask you something?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Sure.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10When we were sitting here earlier, before you left your cellphone,
0:08:10 > 0:08:14were you trying to pluck up the courage to talk to me?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16No...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Yeah. Yeah, I was.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Because I was really trying to pluck up the courage to talk to you.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Were you?- Yes.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28- Me?- Yes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Huh...
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Listen, I have a crazy idea.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I have precisely six hours before I have to
0:08:37 > 0:08:40be in a cab on my way to the airport.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Spend them with me.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48That is, unless you want to get back to the conference.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51What do you say?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04It's a beautiful view.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Yes, it is.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10So...
0:09:10 > 0:09:12how is your life?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Since last we met, you mean? - Exactly.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20On the surface, everything is fine.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I've got a good job that I promise I won't tell you about.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26And I have good friends.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28And under the surface?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32I just feel like I'm waiting for something to happen.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Something or someone?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I don't need a man to validate my existence.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Of course, I'd like to meet someone, but I want a partner.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Not a boss.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49Besides, I'm not the one that they usually see a potential
0:09:49 > 0:09:53future with, you know, I'm the one they want to be friends with, so...
0:09:53 > 0:09:54How about you?
0:09:56 > 0:10:01Well, I have a full and busy life. I got friends.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02But...
0:10:02 > 0:10:03So what?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What am I here for?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You know? Where am I going?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14It just feels like there should be...
0:10:16 > 0:10:17More.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28What if someone sees us?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33We should go somewhere we can hide.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Hi. I'd like to use the spa, but I've forgotten my swim shorts.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Is there anywhere I can...? - Yeah, the spa has a shop.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- It sells anything you might need. - Wonderful.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Oh, er...
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Women's things too?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'm sorry?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59They've got women's things too?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Absolutely. Anything you need.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Thank you.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Americans...
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Oh. Hello again. - How can I help you, sir?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16You haven't by any chance seen the colleague that I was with earlier?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18She... I was with her in the coffee queue.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23She's about yay high, reddish brown hair... She's Irish.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26I can't say I have, I'm afraid. I do see a lot of people.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- It's hard to remember faces.- Sure.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You did remember my face, though.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- How could I forget you? - Oh, thank you.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36That's a very nice thing to say.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40If you do see her, can you tell her that Al is looking for her, please?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I am Al, by the way, obviously. Dr Al Haskey.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Lorna. Nice to meet you, Dr Haskey.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48It's very nice to meet you too, Lorna.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Coming in?- Er... No, no... - You're wearing a swimsuit, right?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Yes, but it doesn't leave very much to the imagination.- Oh!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Now you have to come in!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- No, I... I'm going to go for a steam.- OK. I'll be right with you.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Ah!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- You're really hot...- Thank you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Oh...
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Right... I prefer it this way cos you sweat more.- Uh-huh.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44I hate those kind of books...
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- What kind of books? - The book you got at the airport.- Oh.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Chick lit.- Yeah.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54"You will meet a tall, dark stranger..." I mean, it's guff.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55It's a myth.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58It's a lie. I hate the idea that women aren't complete,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01unless they meet this perfect man who...
0:13:01 > 0:13:07Oh, by the way, has to be strong, sensitive and vulnerable,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10but can kill a spider... You know?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12It's so last century. It's...
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Are we the only ones in here?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Er...
0:13:18 > 0:13:19I think so, yes.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Huh.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I... I just don't buy in to the idea of the one, is what I'm saying.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Uh-huh. Right.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'm too old and too busy and too sensible.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Absolutely.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Is it just us?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Er...yes. It's just us.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54So you agree with me? Romance is ridiculous.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Yeah. Absolutely...ridiculous.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I mean, I'm...
0:14:01 > 0:14:06- I'm not sensitive and I am terrified of spiders.- See?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08SHE GIGGLES
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Hello, answerphone. Donoghue, where are you?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I've been looking everywhere for you.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Have you gone home?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Maybe you've gone shopping.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Or maybe you pulled matey from the coffee bar earlier
0:14:22 > 0:14:24and you've rented one of these rooms.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26This place is amazing.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I'm considering making a straight cash offer.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Let me know if you want to come in with me.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Um...anyway, I'm bored. Call me. Bye.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35A room for the afternoon?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Yes, is that a problem?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Well, we don't usually rent...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, I get it.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I stay in a lot of hotels and... You don't rent rooms by the hour.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Sure.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49It's just that...
0:14:49 > 0:14:51You know and I know that business is slow
0:14:51 > 0:14:54and you've got unpublished room rates back there, so...
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I'd love to help, but we've only got the master suite available
0:15:00 > 0:15:02and it's very expensive.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Oh. Well, money's not a problem.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10I just really want a nap and a shower before my flight.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Well, I...
0:15:12 > 0:15:17I'm sorry. Dr Donoghue? Aren't you one of the delegates at the GP day?
0:15:17 > 0:15:21It's just that your friend Al was looking for you earlier.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Oh, I don't know anyone by that name.- Are you sure?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Because I could have sworn I saw you with him this morning...
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I think you've got me confused with someone else.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I'm not actually a medical doctor.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I have a PhD in clinical psychology and behavioural sciences,
0:15:34 > 0:15:36which means I can tell you are way too smart for this job.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Am I right?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Well... I did get a first in English at uni...- I knew it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47You hang in there, Lorna. This job is just the beginning for you.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Believe me.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54There you go.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Master suite, top floor. Enjoy your afternoon.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I will.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09SHE CHUCKLES
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Whoa!- Whoa, yes!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18How did that happen?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21THEY GIGGLE
0:16:21 > 0:16:26- I did not think this is how my day was going to end.- Oh, me either.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30I was just going to get some coffee, read my book, catch my flight,
0:16:30 > 0:16:33and go on living my life.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Men like you don't exist.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38You're a figment of my imagination.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42I'm asleep at the conference and I'm dreaming you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Well, don't wake up. Not yet.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'm serious.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I've waited my whole life to meet someone like you
0:16:52 > 0:16:55and then you just arrive, perfectly formed.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Why, thank you!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You're not so bad yourself.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01What's the catch?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02There's no catch.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04There's always a catch.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Well, there's not today, sweetie.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09SHE LAUGHS
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Oh!
0:17:10 > 0:17:15Today was meant to be this dull day at this dull conference and I happen
0:17:15 > 0:17:19to mention to Al that I'm feeling a bit fed up and he goes
0:17:19 > 0:17:20and makes me this bet.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22What? What bet?
0:17:23 > 0:17:28OK, Al is my ex and it's a long, boring story.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Um...
0:17:30 > 0:17:31But...
0:17:31 > 0:17:36We work together and it's fine, but we do this thing where we're
0:17:36 > 0:17:40always egging each other on to meet other people.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- So he made a bet with me that I couldn't get your number.- What?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Wait a sec...
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Let me get this straight. So, er...
0:17:48 > 0:17:52I'm just some guy your ex bet you to sweet talk?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Oh...- So this is all just some game to you?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56No!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I mean... It's... It's not like that.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02OK. It was at the start, but I... I don't think of it like that.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Yeah.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Please? Please don't be upset.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08OK?
0:18:08 > 0:18:13This... This is not part of the bet. This is...
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Look...
0:18:14 > 0:18:19I just wanted to have a bit of fun and then...
0:18:19 > 0:18:22We're both young and single.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I'm not.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You're not?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Oh...
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Well...it's not like you're wearing a wedding ring, so...
0:18:36 > 0:18:39She didn't want a ring and neither did I. Too traditional.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You're married?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Did you find your friend?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Nope.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Wherever she is, I hope she's having a better time than I am.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Conference not what you expected? - Well, no, that's the problem.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00The conference is exactly what I was expecting.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Don't be sorry. It's not your fault.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Maybe it is. Did you organise this event?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Truth be told, meeting you has been the highlight of my day.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Well, people should say more nice things to you.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Can I buy you a coffee?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I don't believe this.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34YOU don't believe it?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I don't do this, OK? I've never done this.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42All these years I've been away on business, I've been a good boy.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Oh, bully for you(!)
0:19:43 > 0:19:46It's not a bet for me. It's not a game.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I never met anyone like you before.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Ever.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Did you get that line from the book you're reading?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Come on, don't do that!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Don't turn this into something it's not!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- A seedy one-night stand?- Exactly.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03You know?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06We are both adults and I may not be single, but believe me,
0:20:06 > 0:20:09if you knew my life, I might as well be.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13I didn't seduce you.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16You know... We...
0:20:16 > 0:20:18We did this together.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20What's her name?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23What's her name?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Does it matter?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30I've just betrayed somebody I've never met. So yeah, it does.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Brene.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Brene...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38And my name is Don.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Nice to meet you.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Hi, Don.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44And then, this patient says to me,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46"I really started to worry when it came off in my hand.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49"And that's why I brought the superglue in with me."
0:20:49 > 0:20:52And I thought the people I meet in my job were weird!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Well...
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- I should get back. Lunch hour's over.- Really?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Afraid so.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Got to pay the credit card bill off somehow.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Um... I really enjoyed talking to you.- You, too.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Lorna?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Um... - Can I just stop you before you start?
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Look, you seem like a really nice guy.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16And you're funny and charming
0:21:16 > 0:21:21- and I bet you'd make a really great date, but...- It's OK. I understand.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- You're with someone, aren't you? Course you are.- No, I'm not.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27And it's not you. Or me.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32And I'm not heartbroken or just coming out of a tough break-up.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Or gay.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35I just like being single.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37That's it.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41It's simple, easy, I can do what I want, watch what I want,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44eat what I want, be who I want...
0:21:44 > 0:21:48I work really long hours and I'm not looking for a relationship.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Or a date or...someone to go paintballing with.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I'm just happy as I am.
0:21:54 > 0:21:59And I bet if you really think about it, you're just happy as you are, too.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Wow...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- I'm sorry.- No, no. Don't be sorry.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I love everything you just said.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Well, that backfired, then...
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Enjoy the rest of your conference.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18That's not going to happen.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I've never done anything like this before either.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Just isn't me.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Just isn't.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35I don't take risks, I don't hurt people,
0:22:35 > 0:22:36and I don't do anything crazy.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40I did today.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43And...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I felt like a different person and I loved it.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I'm so glad. Me, too.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56My name is Niamh.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58And I'm a doctor.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02And that's all I'm going to tell you about myself.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05And I don't ever want to see you again.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I don't want your number, I don't want your e-mail,
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I don't want to be your friend on social media.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16This, here now, is all that's here for us, today, this moment. OK?
0:23:18 > 0:23:23And I want you to tell me that that's OK and I'll be fine with it.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Niamh...
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- I want more.- I know.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34We could have something.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36No, we couldn't.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39But I...
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- You're different to everyone I've ever...- So are you.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46And if it's any consolation, I feel exactly the same way.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Why can't we?- Because we can't.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51We can't.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53You know it.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Just...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- What's this?- Shake on it.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04It's just today.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Or I walk out right now.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14- Just today.- Just today.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Thank you.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Now...
0:24:21 > 0:24:24What time is your cab?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Two hours.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Good.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42There she is.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44What did I miss?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Where have you been?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50- Where haven't I been?- I'm serious. I was worried about you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Oh, sorry about that.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53But I took your advice.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55You know, you told me to try and make my own fun.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Well, I did and it turns out, I'm really good at it.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01OK, do you want to give me some details?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Not on your life!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Oh, your friend dropped off the key card, Dr Donoghue.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Was everything OK with the suite? - Yes, thank you so much.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I really appreciate your help.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14My pleasure.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- OK, now you have to tell me.- No!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- Hi.- Hello. - I've thought about it a lot.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23And this just today thing?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26It's for the birds.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28So, here's my card.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Every possible way of contacting me is on there.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33And I really hope that you do.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Cos you know what? Life is too short and I want to see you again.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39OK?
0:25:39 > 0:25:40OK.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Donoghue, what the hell is going on?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Just wait a minute.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Do you know that woman?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I'm not sure I do.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56# It made me think of you
0:25:56 > 0:25:59# It made me think of you
0:26:04 > 0:26:08# Oh, lights go down
0:26:08 > 0:26:13# In the moment we're lost and found
0:26:13 > 0:26:18# I just wanna be by your side
0:26:18 > 0:26:22# If these wings could fly
0:26:25 > 0:26:30# For the rest of our lives. #
0:26:32 > 0:26:36You want to explain yourself, Scarlett Johansson?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Today is the most beautiful day I've ever lived.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41And the cocktails are on me.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Oh, I finish at seven, if you still want to go for that drink.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Um... Yeah, yeah. I really do.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Mine's a Margarita. Better make it a large.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I'll see you down there.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59What?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01You make your own fun.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11If you can't take criticism every now and again,
0:27:11 > 0:27:13then maybe you are in the wrong job.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17- I haven't had a drop of whisky since I last got out.- Got out?!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Of prison.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21It's at the top of my top three.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24So, if you could sort it out, I would be ever so grateful.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Valerie, I've got no idea what you're talking about.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Niamh said you've got a friend who could saw me in half.