0:00:30 > 0:00:32Yes, Mum...
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I know he was a bit of a numpty, but he was only winding Dad up.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Mum, listen to me, I'll say it again...slowly.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43I'm...not...pregnant.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Darren made a stupid joke,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48sending him a grandad card instead of a birthday card.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's his sense of humour.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Believe me, once I'm done with him, he's not going to be laughing.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04DOOR OPENS
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Just carry on with the medication, finish the bottle.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Two seconds.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Where's Jim?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- He's just nipped back to The Mill. - Has he?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I don't mean to be a pain, but I'm on a bit of a schedule.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I'm sure that fella won't mind if I cut in first?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22That fella was here first and his need is more pressing.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Him being actually ill.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26So if you wouldn't mind taking a seat.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Uh...Mr Walsh?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Come through.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37OK, close the door behind you, please. Grab a seat.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Uh...
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Mark...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44So how can I help?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I need to get a tattoo removed.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52OK. So it's my understanding that, yes, it was possible on the NHS,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54if there was a risk to health
0:01:54 > 0:01:56or a significant cause of distress for you.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59But, unfortunately it's not possible any more.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Belt tightening.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I can't live a normal life. I'm a student.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I can't get a job now because of it,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09so I can't pay to get it done privately.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11And when I graduate, I've got no chance.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Right, OK...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Why don't you show me the tattoo?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23RADIO BLEEPS
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- RADIO:- 'All units, rendezvous at the FCP in the car park
0:02:26 > 0:02:29'of the Head Of Steam pub near Letherbridge University.'
0:02:29 > 0:02:31RADIO BLEEPS
0:02:31 > 0:02:33'Armed man seen on University Avenue...'
0:02:33 > 0:02:35RADIO BLEEPS
0:02:35 > 0:02:37'..approach with caution.'
0:02:37 > 0:02:38SIREN WAILS
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Right.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43No heroics.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Look, I am sorry, but it is first come, first served... - HE SIGHS
0:02:46 > 0:02:48PHONE RINGS
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Hello. Campus Surgery.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh...
0:02:56 > 0:02:58One moment.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Dr Granger...
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Um, sorry to interrupt, but there is a call for you from the police.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05It's very important.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06- What's going on? - One second.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Lockdown?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I mean, I read a document about it, some time ago,
0:03:19 > 0:03:21but I've know idea what to do.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Um...
0:03:24 > 0:03:25MOBILE RINGTONE
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Anthony!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Do you know what's going on?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30You know everything?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Fine. Anthony's going to talk us through it.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- GROANING:- I feel awful. Pains in my chest.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40OK, I'm going to pass you to Valerie, all right?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42OK, let's get you sat down.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43HE GROANS AND SIGHS
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Daniel, you need to tell everyone what's going on
0:03:47 > 0:03:49and then we need to lock the front doors.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50OK, fine.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54So...everyone, there's been some sort of...an incident on the campus.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58The police have put the entire university in lockdown.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02So, we have to stay put until we get the all clear from them.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Valerie, would you lock the doors, please?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06You ain't locking me in here with these sick people!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Look, there is a gunman roaming the campus,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11but if you want to take your chances,
0:04:11 > 0:04:12we're not going to stop you.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I only came here cos it's nearer to work!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I demand to know exactly what's going on!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22You know as much as we do, all right?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Look, we have to stay CALM.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I'm going to treat everyone as I normally would do
0:04:27 > 0:04:30and we'll just wait till we get the all clear, all right?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- OK, are we locked?- Yes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Let's get you into the consulting room.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- HE GROANS What's your name?- Dave, Dave Brewer.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Are you registered with us?- Yeah. - When did the chest pains start?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- A couple of minutes ago.- Oi!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43What happened to first come, first served?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46This man might be seriously ill. Are you?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47No.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Fine, then I get to decide who gets seen when. Got it?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53We're not going anywhere anytime soon, so take a seat.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Just grab a seat for me.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03OK...
0:05:05 > 0:05:06(That's it.)
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Is... Is it a heart attack?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11First things first. Age?
0:05:11 > 0:05:1258.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Have you ever smoked?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Quit ten years ago.
0:05:16 > 0:05:1720 a day.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Any family history of heart disease?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Good.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Is it a heart attack!?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Any heart problems before?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26I've...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I've been under a lot of stress.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Everything's just...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32just built up.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Well, that can certainly cause heart problems.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I lost my job...
0:05:37 > 0:05:40University....security...guard.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42HE PANTS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44OK, calm down, calm down. Just breathe nice and easy.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46When did that happen?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Last week.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Cuts.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Then...yesterday...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53HE BEGINS TO SOB
0:05:53 > 0:05:55..we've had money problems...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58My... My wife left me...
0:05:59 > 0:06:02..went to stay with my daughter.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Just calm down, try and calm your breathing down.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'm really sorry to hear that, all right.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Everything's gone...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I mean...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12where am I going to get a job at my age?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I'm... I'm done.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17There's going to be something out there for you, all right.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20What we need to do is get you to hospital for tests.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23It's the only way we can be sure about what's going on with your heart.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26But there's been some sort of an incident on the campus,
0:06:26 > 0:06:27so there's going to be a delay.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Can you describe the chest pains to me?- Sharp.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31It's difficult to breathe.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33And how long do they last?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Seconds. - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Come in.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'm sorting drinks for everyone.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Tea? Coffee? - Caffeine? He's got chest pains!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Oh, I was talking to Sid and he was saying he'd read some research...
0:06:45 > 0:06:46- Water, please.- Yep.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Everything's going to be fine.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52We'll move you to another room in a minute, while we wait for an ambulance.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Slow your breathing down.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Argh! Damn battery...
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Excuse me, mate.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- You don't have a charger I could borrow, do you?- Yeah.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Would you like anything to drink? - I'd love a coffee.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Do you mind, I'm in the middle... - This is important. I need a word.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Just give me a sec, OK?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21(What is it?)
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I was looking online, trying to find out what's going on.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- What's he saying? - Just give us a moment.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's the usual... Any members of the public see him,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31don't approach him, blah, blah, blah.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34The police haven't identified him, but...
0:07:34 > 0:07:35But...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Their big lead is that he has Nazi tattoos.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41That nutter out there has got SS tattoos on his neck.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- It's got to be him!- He just doesn't look like the mad gunman type.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47They never do. Not till they go postal on you.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I saw inside his bag. He's got wires and stuff.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51So?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52A bomb!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55DANIEL SIGHS
0:07:55 > 0:07:57OK, give me a hand with my patient, would you?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59We're just going to take you into another room.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Three, two, one. There we go.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12OK, just in here.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Actually, Valerie I will have that coffee.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- And somebody needs to keep an eye on Mr Brewer.- I'll do it.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Right, thanks.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Coffee, was it?- Please.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31DRAMATIC RINGTONE
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Daniel?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37'Hi, Rob, er, listen...'
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I'm at the Campus and we're in lockdown.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40'I'm aware of that.'
0:08:40 > 0:08:43But before you ask, I don't know how much longer it's going on for.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46'Daniel?'
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Er, yeah, so the guy that you're looking for,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50he's got Nazi tattoos, right?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52How do you know?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Well, it was online.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57'Daniel?'
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Er, just keep me updated, would you?
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Right, cheers.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Why didn't you say something?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Because I don't have an actual reason to suspect him, that's why.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10He's got a FASCIST tattoo!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And patient confidentiality is an issue for me.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15You need to make your mind up. Is he a gunman or a bomber?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Well, I don't know, do I?- Exactly.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I say we grab him and we check him out.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- If he's innocent, no harm done. - Yeah, he may not feel that way.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26He's a racist!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- His feelings don't count. - DANIEL TUTS
0:09:29 > 0:09:31We might be locked in here with a mad terrorist.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Give me two minutes with him.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- I'll get the truth out of... - No.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42You going to stop me?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44You do that, I'll call the police and I'll tell them
0:09:44 > 0:09:46there's a madman attacking patients.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48So go and sit down.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Mark...
0:10:08 > 0:10:09HE GROANS
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Are you feeling any better? - I still got...
0:10:13 > 0:10:15got chest pains.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Oh...
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Well, look on the bright side. It could be worse.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20You could have cancer.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I thought I was dying!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Well, probably not, not now you're here.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Probably!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30That doctor made it sound like I was OK.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Really? Daniel said that?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yes.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh, well. He probably knows what he's talking about.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39HE GROANS
0:10:40 > 0:10:43There's got to be something on the NHS I can do to sort this.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I have to keep it covered.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47When people see it, they get weird.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48There's been girls and...
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Well, they see it and they freak out.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52It's ruining my life.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54If that's not significant distress, what is?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55I hear you.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Just tell me,
0:10:59 > 0:11:02how long were you involved in right-wing politics?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I'm not stupid.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06He's not the only one who can use the internet.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07You're thinking it's me.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10If I thought it was you, I would have called the police already.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12But Billy...
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Billy thinks you're a racist.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I'm not a racist. I never believed any of it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17He doesn't know that.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19This is what I MEAN.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22It causes distress for me, it causes distress for other people.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25It makes it impossible for me to have a normal life.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29All very good reasons to have it removed.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32But everybody here is on edge.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Do you not register that?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37When I was younger, I...
0:11:37 > 0:11:38I ran in with a bad crowd,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40but I grew up, got educated.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Just...not before I got this done.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Billy said that he saw wires in your bag.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49You want me to show you my bag?
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Might help.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Would you ask anyone else to do that?- I don't know.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54I can't make you show me.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57So my rights don't count. Who's the fascist now?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00MOBILE RINGTONE
0:12:00 > 0:12:01PHONE RINGS
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Hi, Daniel, it's Rob.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I'm sorry I don't have any more news for you, mate, but...
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I just wanted to make sure that you were OK?
0:12:09 > 0:12:10'You sounded a bit like...
0:12:10 > 0:12:13'Well, you sounded a bit like you wanted to tell me something?'
0:12:13 > 0:12:15No, no, no. Everything's fine.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Well, why don't you just tell me anyway, just in case.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22No, look, I'm sure you've got plenty to keep you busy down there, so...
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Are you with someone?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Yup.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29'Oh, right, right, OK.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30'Sorry...'
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I've got a...a patient with me, so...
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Call me if you need anything.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Bye.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm studying computing.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43That's why I got the leads.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Even if I had a bomb, I bet you wouldn't be able to tell.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Probably not.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59See any guns?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03No.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Sorry.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09That doesn't mean that you're not linked to the gunman.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Is there any possibility that you could be the target?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- I can get the police... - No, they don't go after every kid that drifts away.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18My old mates know I don't have anything that could hurt them.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19OK, um...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Is it possible that they're just making a warning to others?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32You think they're a lot more dangerous than they really are.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34And they love people thinking that.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39OK, um...
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Like I said, we don't remove tattoos anymore, but...
0:13:44 > 0:13:48..I can look into it a bit further and...see what I can do.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54No, I was really good at selling all the cookery stuff.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Until, you know, it all went wrong...
0:13:57 > 0:13:59but that's life, isn't it?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02The thing is, it wasn't really my fault, but nobody ever remembers that, do they?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oh, stop talking, please!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I was only trying to take your mind off it.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You shouldn't get so worked up.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12What if the doctor's not telling me everything?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I mean, you sounded surprised that he told me I'd be OK.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18No, I only meant that he...
0:14:18 > 0:14:20And you started banging on about cancer...
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Is that what this is?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27He thinks it's cancer, not a heart attack, and he won't tell me?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28No, no!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I only mentioned cancer because...
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Well, because I've got cancer.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Not you.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38That's why I said it could be much worse.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Oh...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- I'm sorry.- No...
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- GROANING:- I didn't mean any...
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Sometimes it's better to say nothing at all.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Hey!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Let go!- Let's see what you've got in here!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Get off!
0:15:05 > 0:15:06What's going on?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Stop it!
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Pack it in!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Argh!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13What the hell are you doing?!
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Just want to...
0:15:14 > 0:15:17see what he's got in there... What websites...
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- What? You think I've got a load of fascist websites? - Yeah, so let's see it.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23What? Like Nazi.co.uk/recruiting?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28There you go! I've deleted my history.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- That means he's got something to hide. Why else would...- All right!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Leave it! He's showed me his bag.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34There's nothing dangerous in there. Leave it!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Let's calm down.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- All right? - VALERIE:- Enough!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43There is a sick man in here. Have you no shame?!
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Yeah, this is ridiculous.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I've got three patients and I'm having to keep them separate!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51You, go and sit down over there.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53And, you, get in there!
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Oh!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Sit down and don't touch anything.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04More suspicion!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07No. I'd say that to any patient I'd found BRAWLING in the waiting room.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I was defending myself. He attacked me.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10And you can't call the police.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12For fighting? You want a bet?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Sit down.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15About the other stuff.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Doctor-patient confidentiality.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21What are you doing?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I'm, er, just checking to see if there have been any developments,
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- if that's all right with you(?) - There hasn't.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I looked it up already.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- When?- I'm quicker than you.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34If you tell them, they'll arrest me.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Well, if you're innocent, it's not a problem...
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Please. I'll be in prison till they work that out.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40I want my confidentiality.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Confidentiality doesn't apply in every circumstance.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Don't push it.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51DOOR OPENS
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Where's the loo?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Downstairs.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Are you calling the police?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Er, no, not directly.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Mark thinks...that I'm bound by patient confidentiality...
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Which, if I DON'T think he's the gunman, then I am.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10But I'm not.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12It's fine, it's fine. He hasn't got a gun,
0:17:12 > 0:17:15which doesn't mean he hasn't ditched it or hidden it, I suppose.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I'm going to take some advice from Rob.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20And in the meantime, there is a caffeine embargo.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27They haven't found him.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29I'm not sure they'd post it online.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I'm getting it from a chatroom for people
0:17:32 > 0:17:34listening into the uni security frequency.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I'll know it when your chum does.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Isn't that highly illegal?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40If your action man out there called the police on me,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I want to know if they're coming
0:17:42 > 0:17:45cos I'm not going to keep on paying for the mistakes of my past.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Haven't you ever done stuff you've regretted?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Course I have.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54And, look, I'm sorry if I made you feel picked on.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I know a joke about invading Poland.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58I wouldn't do that.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00It's in bad taste, I know,
0:18:00 > 0:18:04but everyone thinks they crack that one for the first time.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I apologised to you, all right. What more do you want?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Tattoo removal.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I'm not the enemy, Mark.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I know.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13And I lost my temper with...
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Maybe you should have met us halfway.- No. He would have...
0:18:16 > 0:18:18gone through my history.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'm still in touch with mates from...you know.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23He'd have seen my pictures on their pages and went ballistic.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26He wouldn't see that I'm trying to change their minds.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27They're not...
0:18:27 > 0:18:29They're not bad people.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33He's just a bully, an arrogant hot-headed...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I'm not sure that you get the irony.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Maybe in this situation, we could cut him a little bit of slack.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Good.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Progress.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51HE BREATHES WITH DIFFICULTY
0:18:54 > 0:18:56How are you doing?
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Enjoying the silence.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Aw. That's nice.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Listen, I've been looking up some things up on the internet
0:19:01 > 0:19:04and I'm not a doctor, obviously, but working here,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06you do pick up a few things.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I've had a few ideas about what could be wrong with you.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10And guess what?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11They're not all heart problems.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Or cancer come to that.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16It could be shingles,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18acute cholecystitis,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20anxiety...
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Daniel. You called.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24'Yes. I did'
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Sorry, I missed it, mate.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I'm just on my way to try and get some more information
0:19:28 > 0:19:30from the witness who made the 999 call.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Daniel?
0:19:33 > 0:19:34This is a policeman friend of mine.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37We can trust him to deal with this properly, OK.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Daniel, is there something wrong?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42All right, this is almost certainly nothing.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45But I've got a patient here, a young guy,
0:19:45 > 0:19:48he's got an SS tattoo on his neck, which he keeps covered up.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Go on.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52And I certainly don't want to get him into any trouble.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Tell me it's not the gunman?
0:19:55 > 0:19:59No, he no longer moves in that world.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02And I reckon you could deal with this tactfully.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yeah, well, I will if it's not the fella that we're after.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I'll tell you what, why don't you send a picture of him
0:20:07 > 0:20:09and I can show it to the witness.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11OK, I'll see what I can do. Bye.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20OK, so he's suggesting that I take a photo of you
0:20:20 > 0:20:22and send it to him.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25And once he gives you the all clear, I'll let Billy know.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Right... But I'm still guilty till proven innocent.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32OK, just turn to the side...
0:20:34 > 0:20:35That's it.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38"When the costochondral joint becomes inflamed,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41"it can result in sharp chest pains
0:20:41 > 0:20:43"and tenderness.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45"The pain may be made worse by a particular posture,
0:20:45 > 0:20:47"such as lying down,
0:20:47 > 0:20:51"pressure on your chest, such as wearing a seatbelt or hugging someone..."
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Are chest pains a symptom of earache?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57No.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- I'm thirsty. - Do you want a glass of water?
0:21:14 > 0:21:18I've just sent a photograph of Mark to a policeman friend.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21He's going to show the photograph to the witness who saw the gunman
0:21:21 > 0:21:24and I'm expecting that that will clear Mark's name.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26So, just a head's up to you,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28some apologies might be in order.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32HE GROANS
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Mr Brewer?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38I'm feeling a lot better.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I don't want to waste anyone's time.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42I'll just get going.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45No, no. You're going nowhere, OK, because we're still in lockdown.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47You may not be having a heart attack right this second,
0:21:47 > 0:21:49but it's not worth the risk.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52All right? So, please, let's take a seat... Gently.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53That's it, there you go.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Miss McCall?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Ms...McCall, Bella McCall.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08OK, Bella. I just wanted to double check
0:22:08 > 0:22:11if there's anything else you could remember about the suspect.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Er...
0:22:12 > 0:22:13not really.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I described him to the woman on the 999 call.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Oh, wait.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21He was walking past the Linguistics Department
0:22:21 > 0:22:24towards Modern Languages if that helps...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26It all helps.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Actually, I'd like you, if you would,
0:22:28 > 0:22:32to take a look at this man, please?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33OK.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Is that the guy you saw with the gun?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37He has a Nazi tattoo on his neck.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Is this for real?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I never said Nazi tattoo.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I said nasty...
0:22:45 > 0:22:47NASTY tattoos.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50He had his sleeves pulled back and all these cheap, horrible,
0:22:50 > 0:22:53spider's web tattoos on his arms.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56What is it with you English people?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00You hear a Scottish voice and it's like something in your brain pops.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02"Argh, accent, I don't understand it!"
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Nasty?- Yeah.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06NASTY tattoo.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09I need to call in. Excuse me.
0:23:09 > 0:23:117244 to control.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12RADIO BLEEPS
0:23:12 > 0:23:14'Receiving...'
0:23:18 > 0:23:19All right, Adolf.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Just us.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26You're GOING to talk.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- HE GROANS - Any better?
0:23:31 > 0:23:32MOBILE RINGTONE
0:23:32 > 0:23:34That sounds fine. Excuse me.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Rob?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Daniel...
0:23:38 > 0:23:41That bloke whose picture you sent me, he's in the clear.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43It turns out that our suspect is in his 50s,
0:23:43 > 0:23:45'and does not have Nazi tattoos.'
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Good, good news.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52No, he has awful nasty amateur ones of spider's webs.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Um, Rob, just bear with me a moment, would you?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I'm just going to finish the rest of this call outside.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Valerie, would you come with me?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Argh, he's got a gun!
0:24:04 > 0:24:05- Doctor.- Um...
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Please, Mr Brewer,
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- 'just put the gun down.' - Daniel?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13OK?
0:24:15 > 0:24:167244 to control.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20OK, OK.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- SHOUTING WILDLY:- All of you! In here!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Get over there!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Please...don't shoot.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Dave, Dave, listen to me.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33OK, you can't escape,
0:24:33 > 0:24:34your details are in the system.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37And anyway, your heart,
0:24:37 > 0:24:39it won't survive the stress of escaping.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42You said I wasn't having a heart attack!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I said that I couldn't be certain.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Look, if you run,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47there's a chance you'll be dead
0:24:47 > 0:24:49before they catch you. And they will catch you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52And where are you going to go anyway?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I deserve some respect.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56HE SOBS
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I worked hard...
0:25:00 > 0:25:01I deserve my job.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05This university has ruined my life!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10They binned me off cos of cuts, just cos I'm old.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I only wanted to put the fear of God into the admin staff...
0:25:16 > 0:25:19..and make them see I'm a real person.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20PHONE RINGS
0:25:28 > 0:25:29- MEGAPHONE:- 'This is the police.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32'We have armed officers surrounding the building.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34'We want to talk to you to try and resolve this.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36'If you are willing, please come to the window...'
0:25:37 > 0:25:39DAVE GRUNTS AND GROANS
0:25:41 > 0:25:43All right, that's it, that's enough.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- You ain't so hard now, are you?! - Put the gun down.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47It's not real, it's a replica.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50What?! Right, seriously. Put it down!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Armed police! Armed police! Put the gun down!
0:25:53 > 0:25:54I'm the doctor here.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56This man is NOT the gunman.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57THIS man is.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59He's also in need of urgent medical attention.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Please!
0:26:00 > 0:26:01(You two...)
0:26:02 > 0:26:04'0710, suspected heart attack...'
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I told you everything I know!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17That was pretty heroic. Well done!
0:26:17 > 0:26:1924 minutes that lasted.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- How exciting!- Hey, Rob.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Is everybody OK? - Oh, yeah. We're all great.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25- What happened?- Oh, it was amazing.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27I was in there with him the whole time and
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I didn't even know that he'd come in with a gun.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31It wasn't a real gun, Valerie. SIREN WAILS
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Daniel was a hero.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Mark was a hero.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37We were all heroes!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Oh, I can't wait to tell everyone about it!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Cos it's been a bit difficult lately,
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I've had a bit of a rough time...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46..and a sort of an argument with Al
0:26:46 > 0:26:49and this morning I was a bit, I don't know, subdued.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51But after all that, oh,
0:26:51 > 0:26:52the adrenaline, my goodness!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- You must have that all the time being in the police...- Hm.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03This is my girl.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05My beautiful daughter,
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Ayesha.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08All right?
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Does he have a name?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Course he has a name!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- AL:- He's this really cheesy musical theatre superstar...
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I know who he is.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18He is on Valerie's bucket list.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20The man is coming here. Today.