0:00:28 > 0:00:30Just look what a mess!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Yeah. OK.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36So when do you think it was dumped, Miss Percifield?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38It must have been overnight.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I came out this morning and there it was when I collected the milk.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44So it wasn't here before you went to bed?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Well, I'd have called you if it had been.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48It's just so fortunate that you were in the area
0:00:48 > 0:00:50today for our neighbourhood watch meeting.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Very fortunate. Have you got any idea who did it?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I don't want to say. I don't want to get her into trouble.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Get who in to trouble? Maybe I should just forget about it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06I don't think there's anything to worry about.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10I think it was my next-door neighbour. Gina Lomax.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Gina Lomax, OK.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh, no. I feel dreadful for saying anything.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19What makes you think it was her?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Well, I tried to get on, I've tried to be neighbourly, but all I get
0:01:22 > 0:01:25is backchat and some of her language to me is quite unrepeatable.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I see.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30She's the only person I can think of who would do this, Sergeant.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Right. Well, I'll have a word. Thank you so much.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Um... What should I do about all this?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41It's just best to leave this now, please. Oh, evidence. Of course.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52No.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Think about it.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57No, I haven't got a clue.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I was doing Paul Newman in Hud. Oh, right!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Yeah. What? We had to do impressions. Oh...
0:02:03 > 0:02:07We had fine wines, witty conversation...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09It was a brilliant evening, you should have been there, Karen.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Well, I wasn't invited.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Maybe next time. Yeah.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Barry knew that I was Paul Newman immediately.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Barry was there? Yeah.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21We were an unbeatable team in the board games.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Board games? Mm. PHONE RINGS
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26See what I missed.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31RINGS DOORBELL
0:02:31 > 0:02:33KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:02:36 > 0:02:39What do you want? Oh. Hello to you too, Gina.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43I'm coming down to the cop shop later. Can't it wait?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46It'll only take a minute. It never does though, does it?
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Come on.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53So, what have I done this time then?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Bullion robbery? Organ smuggling ring?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Did you dump rubbish on next-door's front garden? Did I what?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Why would I do that?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05If I break the law then I'm straight back inside again, aren't I?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09How do you get on with Miss Percifield? Oh.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10So she said I did it.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13I'm saying, that I'm going to be asking all the neighbours.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I thought we got on OK.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I don't have much to do with her, she doesn't have much to do with me.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22No run-ins? No name calling? Oh, please. Would you give me a break?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Do you know what? I make one mistake...
0:03:24 > 0:03:28A few mistakes, then I'm first on your list for anything that happens.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31You're first on my list if you live next-door. Did you do it?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Look...
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I've got a job interview this afternoon at Rackley's.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I'm not going to mess that up, am I?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Good for you. I'm impressed. I hope you're being straight with me, Gina.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Do you know what?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47If I was going to go back inside, it'd be for more than fly-tipping.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51I'd burn her shed down or something. Nice. Reassuring to know that.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52So, if that's all?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54For now.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I don't know how flamingos do it, eh?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Sorry? The standing on one leg thing.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Why do they do that?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15If you ask me, it seems stupid.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20What do you think, anorak man?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Look, I'm really sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to move.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28How can I move? I haven't got my shoe on? So put your shoe on, then.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30You're all heart, you are.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I bet you're a doctor, eh?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Wow, it's like you're psychic or something(!)
0:04:35 > 0:04:39How do you cope with people coughing over you all day?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41That would do my head in.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I'd have a rule where only healthy people could come and see me.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51What's wrong with your foot? How should I know?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I didn't swan around medical school for seven years, did I?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Well, she's lying.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03That may be so, but it's still her word against yours.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Well, this is most worrying.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Now she's going to be angry that you've gone round and...
0:05:08 > 0:05:11She'll know it was me. I've made things worse. Much worse.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Calm down.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I don't think Gina wants any trouble, with you or anybody else.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19But she's got a record, hasn't she? Yeah. Ex-con.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21That's all there is to me, isn't it?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Oh, my goodness! Gina, go back inside, please.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26No, not if she's badmouthing me. I've got a right to stick
0:05:26 > 0:05:29up for myself. I'm only saying what I read in the papers. Oh.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well, it must be true, then.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Look, I'm not going to do anything.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38His lot are watching me like hawks, OK?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39OK.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Right. Now, everyone, get off my case.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50If you hadn't been here... It doesn't bear thinking about.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54It's obvious she did it, isn't it, sergeant?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01What is it, Doc?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Yeah, I'm going to need to take a look at you inside, I think.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Really? Surely a couple of pills and I could be on my way.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I don't want to come in for a sore foot and leave with a lobotomy.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14That rarely happens nowadays. Come on, I'll help you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21If you thought I'd drawn the short straw with the neighbourhood
0:06:21 > 0:06:23watch thing, you should see me now.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, ha-ha, yeah. Very funny.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30OK. Got to go. How is it going, sergeant?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34I do need to tell you that even if I do find something that links
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Gina to all of this, it is still only circumstantial evidence.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42So? It might be her rubbish, but it doesn't mean she put there.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46But it might be enough to push her in to admitting it, mightn't it?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I don't mean to be uncharitable,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52but this neighbourhood has gone downhill.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56When I think what it was like when my parents were alive.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59They'd never have had rubbish strewn all over the place. No.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03And so far, I haven't found anything with Gina's name or address on it.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Surely that's not an end to it. Well...
0:07:06 > 0:07:08You can't leave me in this limbo.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12What if she wants revenge? You heard what she said.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I don't think she wants any trouble. But you don't know.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Everything all right?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Valerie?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Everything all right?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32It's my chemo.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Yeah?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35It hasn't worked.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45DOORBELL RINGS
0:07:46 > 0:07:49KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:07:53 > 0:07:55KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Yeah?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Oh, not this again.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Come on.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Even though this chemotherapy hasn't worked,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11there will be other treatment options.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15You will be in control of how things proceed. How I die, you mean.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20No, how you're treated. But it's all just clutching at straws, isn't it?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Faith healers and people who put crystals on your body.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28No, this is the end. Nothing's going to work.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31All depends on your diagnosis. What does your consultant say?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Well, I haven't actually been... You have spoken to him, haven't you?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37No, but I have read things on the internet. Valerie! No, proper sites.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Cancer blogs. From patients who have been through this,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42been through what I'm going through.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44And I have noticed some patterns.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46You can't believe everything that you read.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Well, from what I've read, it seems that the iller
0:08:49 > 0:08:53you are with your chemo, the greater your chances of survival.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56And I wasn't that ill at all with my last session.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Not at all.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I understand that you're worried, but different people react to
0:09:00 > 0:09:05treatments differently and there are different forms of chemotherapy.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07So you really can't read anything in to it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You don't know everything about it.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Valerie, you must talk to your consultant.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16It's not worked, Daniel.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I can feel it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Just have a look, see if any of them are yours.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Seriously, how many more times? Come on.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Hang on.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Chicken jalfrezi, Italian meatballs, chilli con carne...
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ringing any bells?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Hardly.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I'm vegetarian.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45The inside of your fridge doesn't prove anything.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Well, check my custody record then. I might. Oh, come on.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52The silly cow probably did it herself. Why would she do that?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Cos she wants to get rid of me, doesn't she?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58He's been drinking.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Yeah, but he's not drunk and I still need to check him over.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Maybe if you fit him in as a temporary patient or something.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07What's his name? Name?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Vernon Holliday.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Nice to meet you, love.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Right. We just need you to fill in a few details, OK?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Oh.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Address could be tricky.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You're going to need an address.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Have you got anywhere you could put? I could put my girlfriend's.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34And is that where you're staying now? No.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I haven't lived there for about eight months, since she binned me.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Well, the sooner you fill in the form, the sooner I can see you.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Does he always nag you like this? Ha.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Did you make an arrest? I'm not even sure that Gina's responsible.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Well, then. How did it get here?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04You saw how she was with me. Yeah.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Well, maybe she was like that
0:11:06 > 0:11:09because she's been accused of something she hasn't done.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I don't have any enemies. It must be her.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Yeah. Well, to take it any further, I'll need some more, I'm afraid.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Oh. Well, maybe the chief inspector will be more sympathetic.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23This day just keeps on getting better.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Oh. Wait a minute.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Leave that. Leave that. I can do that.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31Leave it, please. Well, well, well. Look at this. Very interesting.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33This rubbish is very familiar.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34What?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Do you know what I think?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I think that Gina likes living here, so why would
0:11:38 > 0:11:41she jeopardise that by putting rubbish all over your garden?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44She's got nothing to gain. But you, on the other hand...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Would you want that sort of person living next-door to you?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I think you did it yourself, so you could get rid of her. Why do you
0:11:49 > 0:11:51always mollycoddle the criminal?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54It's decent people like me who suffer! It's just not fair!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Miss Percifield, did you put your own rubbish on your own garden?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00You have no proof for these accusations.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Well, not at the moment, it's all circumstantial evidence
0:12:03 > 0:12:05but if I can find a proper witness then I will arrest you.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07We don't need everyone to hear.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10You thought it was going to be a simple plan, didn't you,
0:12:10 > 0:12:14that we would automatically believe you and not Gina?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I am saying nothing more.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Good. Try and get on with your neighbours, Miss Percifield.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Well? It's a fungal infection.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33If your feet are damp and they're not cleaned regularly,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36then it could provide the ideal conditions for it to develop.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Itches like mad, Doc.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Um... This is all I could find.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Hang on a minute.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47You haven't got any clean clothes out there, have you?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I'm not Gok Wan.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52You're going to need to wash your feet, dry them thoroughly
0:12:52 > 0:12:54and then put the fresh socks on. You can use our shower.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I'll prescribe you an antifungal cream.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00It'll be easier when I'm round my girlfriend's.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04When do you think that'll be? It's hard to say really.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's not going too great, to be honest.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I've been back for about three weeks.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Just haven't had the guts to go round yet.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Truth is I worry I haven't got much to offer her, have I?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20She's not going to want a homeless drunk.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Even one with six GCSEs and a winning smile.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I can put you back in touch with rehab. They can help.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I don't need any help with drinking.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I'm really good at that on my own.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Very funny. Um... Look, you seem sober.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Why don't you get yourself round to your girlfriend's? Really?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I prefer to think about things, put them off.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45And then think about them again, in a sort of cycle.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Maybe do something differently today.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Yeah.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51OK.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Why not?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Can you pass me some headed notepaper, please?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08This is karma. What? Me having to do everything myself?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11No, karma with my bucket list.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I've done everything on it, so now it's time to die.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Can you not just add a couple more things?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22It doesn't really work like that.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24The fact is, Karen, you can't cheat death.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Can I help?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34You could have done my back if you were five minutes earlier.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Mind you, nice to know that the NHS offers that service.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Sorry, the showers aren't for patients' use.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Sorry, he's with me.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Course he is.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47All set? Yup.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Wish me luck in winning her back, Doc.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Hope it goes well. Here, girls like flowers, don't they?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I wish I could buy her some.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57A bunch of nice ones might help swing the deal and set me
0:14:57 > 0:14:59on the straight and narrow.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03I shouldn't be doing this, OK?
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Cheers, Doc.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Flowers, remember. Yeah.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hiya.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Oh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31If you raise your voice at me, I'll call the police. Oh, come on.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Once a day is enough, surely.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I didn't say your name to the sergeant.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41He mentioned your name and... Forget it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44What do you want?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Peace.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Look, I'm trying to turn things around here.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I've just been for a job interview
0:15:54 > 0:15:57and I've got to go to the cop shop later for my reporting.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Reporting? Yeah, it's...
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Look, just... Just know that I'm trying my best. OK?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06OK.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08OK.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Afternoon, Mrs Hollins.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I just dropped by to see how Valerie was faring today.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Oh, she isn't here. I've just sent her off to lunch.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Did she mention a destination?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Hm. She's not answering her mobile phone. Never mind.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I can try a few of her regular haunts.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Surprised you weren't there on Friday, Mrs Hollins.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22It was a great night.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, speak of the devil. Hello, ladies.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Oh, hello. I hope you're not down in the dumps from your defeat.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31We survived. Close game though, eh?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34How about a rematch, this Friday? Oh...
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I don't think I could cope, losing again.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40And I've got to see a friend in hospital. That's a shame. Right.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Well, we're just off for some lunch.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I would join you, but I'm off to look for her ladyship.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Ah!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15RINGS DOORBELL
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Ah-ha!
0:18:28 > 0:18:32How's about that for masculine intuition, eh?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36I guessed you might be here. Well, it was the third guess, actually.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40You OK?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Not really.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Some days are bound to be easier than others.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52That's very sweet of you, but it's a bit more than that.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01My chemo hasn't worked.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08When did you find this out?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Today.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12It just needs to be confirmed.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Well, there's still some hope, then.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18No, there isn't.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I'm so sorry.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28But please don't give up.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33My mate Ronnie lost two toes and still ran the London Marathon.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35That isn't the same.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39The principle's the same. You don't give up.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43It won't be as bad as you think. I know it won't.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45You'll beat this, Valerie Pitman.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06You look like you're in a hurry. Yeah, unexpected visitor.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08I've got to be at the police station for three. Oh.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Well, can I help you? What?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14You were right. I should make an effort. More of an effort.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I'm going to the supermarket. I could drop you off on the way.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22It's OK, thanks. You've only got ten minutes. Let me, please.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26It would make me feel so much better about the whole business.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Peace offering.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31OK, thank you. Aw!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Pop in.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Look forward to seeing you.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47You know nothing!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Oh, why don't you get yourself over there? Shall I call the police?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53No, it's OK. OK.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55This place stinks! Vernon... Vernon.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57What happened to your head?
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Nothing. What happened to your head? What do you care?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04You're going to need to calm down, OK?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06You ruined it!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Whoa. You ruined it!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14I had hope before, thinking that one day I'd be back with my Gina.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15But you!
0:21:15 > 0:21:16No, I've had enough.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17OK.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I was your little project for the day, wasn't I?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25So you could put something back into the community.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Feel good, do you?
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Police, please.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30One bit of bad luck.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32And this.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36This can be you.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38You're the worst kind!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40The worst!
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Why do I bother?
0:22:02 > 0:22:07Why have we stopped? I thought we could wait here a while.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08What are you doing?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Keeping you here until you miss your appointment.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Oh!
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Oh, this is ridiculous!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20What happens if you're not there on time? Move the car.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Fine, I'll get out the back way.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25The joy of child locks!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Urgh! Let me out right now!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Or what? You'll thump me in the face? Don't push it, Cynthia!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Oh, these are your real colours. You can't control it now, can you?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Let me out! BEEPS HORN
0:22:35 > 0:22:37You are completely mad.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Right, OK.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Can I speak to Sergeant Hollins, please? Help! Get me out!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Sarge, I have been kidnapped by that crazy bat!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Argh! She's got me trapped in her car.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Yeah, we're on Shawcross Close. Give me the keys. Get your hands off me!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Don't be so violent, you... Stop it! You can't keep me here much longer!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Please don't hit me!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Stop it!
0:22:59 > 0:23:03I'll say I offered you a lift and you got violent.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Who are they going to believe, you or me, when you're a violent thug?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15I never wanted to get old.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21I'd see some of them come in with their arthritis and their
0:23:21 > 0:23:25walking sticks and I'd think - I wouldn't want their problems.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Now I'm just jealous of them that they've reached that age.
0:23:28 > 0:23:34Valerie... Do you know what I think about? I think about their lives.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37All the things they've seen and done.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40And now I know I'm never going to get the chance to look
0:23:40 > 0:23:42back like that.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44You don't know when you'll go. None of us do.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48I know it's going to be sooner than I want it to be. Oh, come on.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Why... Why didn't I do more with my life?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56And now it seems I'm running out of time.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Miss Lomax, have you any idea what you sound like
0:24:00 > 0:24:03and what you look like? Have you looked in the mirror recently?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I am looking in the mirror
0:24:05 > 0:24:08and there's a police car just pulled up, so we'll see.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Oh, right. Get off me! Get off me! Oh! Oh! Get off me!
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Thank heavens you're here, Sergeant. Oh!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18She hit me. That's lies! I haven't touched her. Both of you, calm down!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Thank heavens! I kept her here as long as I could.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Sarge, you've got to believe me, come on. Enough.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Miss Percifield? Why does she get to go first? Thank you.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I did as you said, I was being neighbourly, I was driving
0:24:29 > 0:24:32her to the police station when she got violent, aggressive...
0:24:32 > 0:24:35It's been awful! Do you know what? I wish I had have belted you!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Gina, sshh.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Thank you for saving me, sergeant. I'm not here to save you.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43You see, Miss Lomax didn't hang up her phone properly,
0:24:43 > 0:24:44so I heard everything.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47What? You must have misheard. No, I didn't.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49So I'm arresting you for false imprisonment,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52for making malicious complaints and wasting police time. What?
0:24:52 > 0:24:56You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you don't mention when questioned
0:24:56 > 0:25:00something you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Take her away.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04I shall ring the Chief Constable! I shall be on the phone immediately!
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never heard such a ridiculous story in my life!
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Sack that man! You all right? Yeah, she didn't touch me.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15And I'll sort it with the station about you reporting today.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Maybe you can do it tomorrow. Sure, thank you.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23How did the interview at Rackley's go? Yeah, sorted. I got the job.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26And they don't take any old rubbish, you know.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30There's got to be something we can do. You can't just give up.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32It's about waiting now.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Stop it. No, I really have to face this on my own.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Well, I'm not going anywhere. We're in this together.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43You really are a very kind man, Barry Biglow.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48And you don't know, there might be some big
0:25:48 > 0:25:50adventure for you waiting just round the corner.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51What? In Letherbridge?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Yeah...
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Who knows what amazing thing could happen? Like what?
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Amazing things never happen.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Ahem. Barry...
0:26:06 > 0:26:08What are you doing?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Barry?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Valerie Pitman,
0:26:19 > 0:26:22would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I do want to get married. To Valerie?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37She is... Bonkers.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41A very unique individual.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I warned you. It's the only way. You can't wimp out now.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49She doesn't look like the Morrigan.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Valerie, this is huge. It's a big commitment.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54You need to be sure.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Dad, can I just park the thing, OK?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Did you need planning permission for that cake?