0:00:30 > 0:00:34Oh, you've narrowed it down to two. That's...progress, I suppose.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Well, which do you think? I've been dying to break out the red one,
0:00:37 > 0:00:39but it never seems to be the right occasion.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I don't want to overdo it, so maybe black and understated is better.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Understated, darling, you(?)
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Not helpful.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50What's Trish like? I don't want to... Well...
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Steal her thunder? I know.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I want to make a good impression.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57I know everyone thinks I'm competitive all the time, but...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59You don't have to be nervous, all right?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I know that people let you down last time. Forget them.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I'm not nervous!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07I don't care one jot about those fake, backstabbing frauds.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10You and Trish are going to get along just fine, I know it.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12And as for tonight, keep it simple.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I think you look terrific in the black.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18And I'm sure that she won't feel too overshadowed
0:01:18 > 0:01:20by your ravishing good looks.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Finally!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25There are other places we can drink.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I can literally think of a hundred off the top of my head.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29You know why we're here, don't you?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Because Al's been barred from the King's Arms.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Whoa-whoa! I've not been barred.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36You can't bar someone who'll never set foot in your wretched pub again.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Come on, you know, three brilliant minds at the Icon on a Friday night!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Yeah, the worst end to a week imaginable.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Penance for past sins.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46No, quiz night!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Whoa! Quiz night! Right, you...you grab that table,
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'll come up with a team name!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- You've never done a quiz night with Haskey before, have you?- No. Why?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I love quiz night!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Cheers.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Come on, then, out with it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Well, it's just a little bit...blah, isn't it?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You said you were going to be on your best behaviour.
0:02:14 > 0:02:20I am. All I'm saying is that I was expecting...some personality.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's a house.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25There they are. Zara, you look stunning!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Thank you. Ha!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Darling, let me introduce you to...
0:02:29 > 0:02:34Daniel and Zara. Well, you certainly live up to your reputation!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I love that dress!- Oh.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38(Thanks.)
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, very nice!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Thank you. Would you like a drink?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I'd like to say a proper hello first, Heston.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh, of course. Apologies.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Oh. Still as uptight as ever.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- It's...lovely to see you.- And you.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Go on, then, get us a drink.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I imagine your cellar is still exceptional.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Comte de Bleuchamp, 1997 to start us off.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh, well, as with all things, Heston, I bow to your expertise.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Sorry things were so brief in Bregenz.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18I would have loved to have stayed longer, but we had to dash.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19The environmentalist?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yes. Well, he's gone now.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Too short.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Are you seeing anyone else?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Mm. You don't waste much time, do you?- Behave.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34No chance. What shall we drink to?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Us?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37To good health.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Hm! How lovely of fate to throw us together again.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh! Ha! I'll have that one. THEY CHUCKLE
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Good thing Jimmi wasn't here to see that. We'd have to sedate him!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- THEY LAUGH - Seriously, I'm glad it's just us.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Gives us chance to talk about The Mill's future intelligently,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58without the tantrums the others always throw.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Here we go, talking shop already.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Come on, Zara, we can't leave the future in their hands.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I don't trust Anthony to run his own bath, let alone the surgery.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I just think we need to have a sensible conversation
0:04:11 > 0:04:13about what's going to happen with the place,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16without the sentimental nonsense the others bring to the table.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Feels a bit conspiratorial, doesn't it?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh! Who fancies a wine?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Good idea.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26It's a matter of principle.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30I'm not going back while that man's still in charge.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Retirement does have its advantages, Heston.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Which I will arrive at in my own time.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38This is not how or when I bow out.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'm assuming you just forgot about the candles.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Yes.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48So that's work, then.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50What about play?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Love life?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56There is someone.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh, good.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Well, she has exceptional taste.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Where did you meet?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04At work. She's a midwife.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Are you happy?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Wonderfully.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Be honest, Dr Carter,
0:05:14 > 0:05:16is everything as it should be?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27OK, so team name should be...some kind of a pun,
0:05:27 > 0:05:30like Les Quizerables.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Quiz-teama Aguilera.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Agatha Quiztie. THEY LAUGH
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Ooo! Quiz Eubank!- Um...Quiz Tarrant!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40THEY LAUGH
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Just...just put The Mill.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- No!- Jimmi, no!- Oh, come on, this is taking forever!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Is there somewhere you'd rather be? - Yeah, literally anywhere.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Ooh! Quizzie Rascal. - That's a bit obvious.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Oh, just put it, will you?- What's got you so quiz-erable, James?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yeah. You do seem a bit quiz-ed off.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59THEY LAUGH
0:05:59 > 0:06:01What do you guys think of Anthony?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Well, he's all right, isn't he? He knows his onions.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08He knows how to run that place and he doesn't get in the way.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Yeah. I like that he just trusts me to get on with it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14He treats me like I belong, so... Why?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16What's your take?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I don't like him.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24King's Green is just the beginning.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26While we're doing that, and this is a bitter pill,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29we need to start thinking about letting the Campus go.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I know it's something a lot of the team will baulk at,
0:06:32 > 0:06:33but it's run its course.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36It simply isn't worth the financial risk any more.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38And, of course, shedding the Campus
0:06:38 > 0:06:40could allow you to expand the Granger clinic,
0:06:40 > 0:06:43if that's something you had an ambition for?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45There's no shortage of work, certainly.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47What about you, Zara?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Come on. We can't leave it in the hands of the boys, can we?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54I have thought about running a private surgery.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58There's demand for it. And, frankly, we're behind the times on that one.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I think that's wonderful for both of you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02You see, this is what I mean, the four of us.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04The future foundation at The Mill.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07We need to start thinking about the brand, what it means.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Are we a quaint, nostalgic relic,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12or are we a healthy, efficient machine, facing firmly forwards?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14And that's an ethos that has to run through everything,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17from reception to consultation.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20New, next gen. Finger on the pulse.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Once you get everything right, everything complimentary,
0:07:22 > 0:07:24in marriage, in business, anything,
0:07:24 > 0:07:27you start seeing results.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29A toast, then.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33To the future.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- The future.- The future.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Come on, Heston. I like to think I know you.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- I certainly don't want to see you bottling up.- It's fine.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I just always wanted you to be happy.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Oh, which is why you just...
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Why I left you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54With barely an explanation.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59I probably couldn't explain it any better today than I could then.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02You have every right to be angry.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm not angry, I just...
0:08:05 > 0:08:08..sometimes wonder what went wrong.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Is that why you wanted to meet up?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13No. It's...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15it's about now, it's about the future.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18How can I help?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You knew me a long time ago,
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- but you were fond of me.- Very.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31How do I compare to the man I used to be?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Just an instinct.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37So not an official diagnosis, then?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40What, you...you really don't see it?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Not really, no.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Right, this is easy.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46So Kilmer, Clooney.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Who's that, then?- Affleck. They're the rubbish Batmans.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50SID CHUCKLES
0:08:50 > 0:08:53You don't think that maybe you've just got him wrong?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55That this instinct of yours has let you down?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I think he's just pulled the wool over your eyes.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I hate to say it, but you don't always get the right measure of people, do you?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Explains why I'm friends with you, then, doesn't it?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06What, you-you like what he's done?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Rainbow Dash, Applejack,
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Ssh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- It's My Little Pony. - Put it down, then.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18SID CHUCKLES
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Look, things are going to have to change some day, mate.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22That's the way the NHS is going.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27And we need someone like Anthony to help us keep ahead of the curve.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Look to the future.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Blue sky thinking, that.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35What do the other partners think of him? What does Daniel think?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Don't even get me started on Daniel.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42It wasn't so much a health scare, more a reminder that I'm not as young as I used to be.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Well, of course.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I trust your medical opinions on these matters far more than mine.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49But this isn't denial, is it, Heston?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Nor your buttoned-up, understated way of always doing things?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You are being honest with me?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58KNOCK AT DOOR
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Are you expecting company?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02No, but...
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Then don't shy away from the question.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08If it's important, they'll wait. This matters more.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11If you keep on avoiding these things, they will eat away at you.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Says she who left without so much as a goodbye.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20Well, it makes me something of an expert, don't you think?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- BANGING - Oi! What's going on?!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- What on earth...? - SHE SIGHS
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Hoo!
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Mm! That was delicious, thank you.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Good English dessert, that, the Bakewell.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Nothing beats a tart and a bit of cream.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42THEY LAUGH Any more for any more?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- No, thank you, no, no. - No, thanks.- Thank you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I can't tell you how relieved I am to get to talk about all this.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51From day one, you both struck me as the kind of people
0:10:51 > 0:10:54who had the backbone for this sort of thing.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- You've both been phenomenal partners.- Thank you.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I can see why Jimmi got the job, the old ladies love him,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02but he's not exactly famed for taking risks, is he?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Or... He's not exactly famed for anything,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- apart from being moody and Welsh. - THEY LAUGH
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yes, that's it.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You've both been indispensable. I mean it.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Thank you so much.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14I'm not a peeping Tom!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Well, whatever you are, you are most unwelcome!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Heston, it's fine. Emilio, why are you even here?!
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Because of this!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29This! Behind my back!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Darling, I said I was seeing a friend.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33You've only embarrassed yourself!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- A friend, is he? - Sorry, who are you?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40He's my lover, Heston.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42And he's out of line!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I'm not your property, Emilio!
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Please just leave. We've been through this.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Yeah, we have.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Last time, you snuck off with an old pianist.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Sorry, what?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54A concert pianist, actually.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56You should go home and we'll talk about this later,
0:11:56 > 0:11:58after I've finished here!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Look...I don't know about last time,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05but I can assure you nothing untoward is happening here.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Alicia and I are old friends. - Yeah, I could see(!)
0:12:08 > 0:12:11You've got the wrong end of the stick. I have plenty of food.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I don't want a silly argument.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Why don't you sit down and join us?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I have nothing but admiration for Heston -
0:12:21 > 0:12:24a legacy like his commands a lot of respect -
0:12:24 > 0:12:26but I am a pragmatist.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28He nearly worked himself to death.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Well, it wasn't that bad.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31I wish I shared your confidence.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I don't think Heston's going to drop dead anytime soon.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38It's not that. The man was ill
0:12:38 > 0:12:42and he either hid it or, worse, didn't realise.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Whatever that says about his judgement gives me pause for thought.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Doctors are famously bad patients.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I think he's earned a retirement, not a convalescence.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52He should be rewarded for his hard work and accept he's lost his edge.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56But that's still his decision to make, isn't it?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Well, retirement is, yes, of course.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Penguins or polar bears?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05- Did he say Arctic or Antarctic? - Ssh!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'm getting another drink. You in?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Just water for me. I've got to focus.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- I'll have his.- What, two pints?!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yeah, and some nuts. Do you want some money?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15No, I'm all right.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18So, what's the story with Jimmi and Daniel, then?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22You made it sound like there was real history or something.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- You mean you really don't know? - What?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27You can't tell me not one of those gossips we work with has mentioned this?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29No. What?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33OK. Well, once upon a time, Dr Jimmi Clay
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- was married to a blonde princess called Cherry.- Oh.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40And then Daniel, the big bad wolf...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42No!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yeah.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47He killed her?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50What?! No, you fool!
0:13:50 > 0:13:51He Daniel-ed her.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Oh! Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Mm! You two can finish the bottle.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I should probably give Trish a hand in the kitchen.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14After all, she went to a lot of trouble defrosting that pie.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- THEY CHUCKLE - Can Zara help?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Ha! I'm sure we can manage.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24(Well, I am impressed!)
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Any particular reason, or just the usual awe I inspire?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Well, partly that, but you are on your best behaviour, aren't you?- Mm.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36(I think she's probably just a bit nervous.)
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Or shall we say a little bit tipsy?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43It's going well, don't you think?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- I like her.- I think they're both a bit nervous.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48You know, it's a...it's a big ask
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- and they need all the partners on side.- So...
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Do you think they'll go for it?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58What do you make of all this future foundation stuff?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01I think Anthony's got a vision...
0:15:02 > 0:15:05..and I'm flattered that he wants us onboard.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Hi. Do you think you're going to be much longer?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I've made a fool of myself, haven't I?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I really think you should just come back inside.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I just want to make her happy.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32She sees me as this uncultured boy toy,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34but I want to be more than that.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I don't want to control her, that's not it.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44She can be frustratingly elusive at times.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46She's like that with you?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Well, it's been years since I even sat down for a meal with her,
0:15:49 > 0:15:51but when we were younger, yes.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I only found out she was leaving for Hong Kong
0:15:54 > 0:15:56when she phoned me from the airport.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Then help me, please.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01How do I make her happy?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Right, we're looking good.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Couple more rounds, we will be champions.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- What are the last two rounds? - Um...TV...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Excellent.- ..and sports round. - Drat!
0:16:11 > 0:16:16Um...have you two ever...only for a short time, moved in with Emma?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Seriously? Is this about Ayesha?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Of course it's because of Ayesha.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- You still all a goo-goo for Nurse Legs?- Yeah, I was only asking.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27And I'm going to do some telling, Sidney. No!
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Do not move in with them!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Be a man. Strike out on your own.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34You move in with them and within a month, a little month,
0:16:34 > 0:16:36they will be mothering you.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37They will be making your bed
0:16:37 > 0:16:39and they will be ironing your underpants.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I do know how to make my own bed, thanks!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Bachelor lifestyle for the win.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Oh, yeah, look at you. - THEY LAUGH
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Whatever. Another round? - Nah, I'm good.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Jimmi, it's Friday night.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I don't want my Saturday to be a write-off.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- You're a lightweight. Shame on you. Dr Vere?- Just water, thanks.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57You're a lightweight. Shame on you.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00What is this, some kind of non-drinking charity month?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Dry-tober or Stop-booze-vember?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, I just...I want to win the quiz, that's all,
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- and I need all my mental faculties. - Mental faculties?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12You've just told us you're going to be moving into a houseful of women!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17What does she like? Um...
0:17:17 > 0:17:23The works of Patricia Highsmith, eggs Benedict, Brian Eno...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Kandinsky, not Pollock. Found that out the hard way.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27And she hates balloons.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31This is good, this is good.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35But as a person, her...her passions. What made her come alive?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Culture, arguing.- Yeah.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40No, no, no, I'm serious. I used to take it personally,
0:17:40 > 0:17:44but she likes the challenge, the emotions.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Hm. La passione!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Are you Italian? - My father is from Naples.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Do you speak Italian?- Abbastanza.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Well, next time, try arguing back in Italian -
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- it's like catnip to her.- Really?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Assolutamente!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00You were fond of her, huh?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02In another lifetime, yes, Alicia had my heart.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Maybe that's why she left. But...
0:18:06 > 0:18:10There are depths to women that you and I will never understand.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Part of their beauty.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I'm in love with someone else now.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17It's not easy, but...
0:18:18 > 0:18:21..you have nothing to fear from me.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Ah, easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Officer Fairfax.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29No, no, no, it's not. It's Crabtree!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31No, it's Fairfax - any idiot knows that.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34It's not, it's Officer Crabtree. I'm right, aren't I?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Why would I know? - You weren't even born then.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I promise you, on my nan's grave, it is Crabtree. Officer Crabtree.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41No, I don't trust you and I don't trust your nan.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- We are going with Fairfax and I'm handing it in.- Al!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Um...would you ladies want another water(?)
0:18:48 > 0:18:49I tried to warn you.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51That's your winner right there!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54RAUCOUS LAUGHTER
0:18:54 > 0:18:57You know...you know what she was arrested for?
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Go on!
0:18:58 > 0:19:02They thought that she was trying to blow up the Queen!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- THEY LAUGH - What?!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07It was a...it was a horrible mix-up.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08She had a parcel and she was
0:19:08 > 0:19:11just a little bit too determined to give it to Her Majesty!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13If you ever want to see Mrs Tembe just curl up into a ball,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15you just have to mention that!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Priceless!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21I only met her briefly, but she made quite an impression, didn't she?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Oh, yeah.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25That ridiculous way of speaking!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28The whole business about her name!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Oh, you don't get to call her Winifred and survive.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34And the wigs! She looked like she had Lego hair sometimes!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Winnie the wig! THEY LAUGH
0:19:37 > 0:19:41"Now, if you want to get better, the first thing you need to do
0:19:41 > 0:19:44"is let the good Lord Jesus Christ into your heart!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46"Please and thank you. Take a seat!"
0:19:46 > 0:19:48THEY LAUGH
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Honestly! Who hired her?!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52She's hilarious!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53THEY LAUGH HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:19:57 > 0:20:00OPERA MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Oh!- I'm glad to see you're both back in one piece.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Mi dispiace molto. Perdonami.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09It's quite all right. A misunderstanding.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Puccini?
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Of course.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Well, I can get a taxi home.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You should finish catching up with one another.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I didn't mean to spoil things.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Mangiate, vi prego.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29No... I think the evening is coming to a close, don't you?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I should get us both back.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Ti puniro a casa.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Si?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Certo.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Let me get you a cab.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Heaven knows what that fossilised fundamentalist was doing
0:20:54 > 0:20:56working at your surgery!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58It's a good job you got her out of there, by the sound of things!
0:20:58 > 0:21:02I think that's probably enough about Mrs Tembe, don't you, darling?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Oh, please. I'm only saying what we're all thinking, right?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08No. Wrong.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Excuse me?
0:21:09 > 0:21:14Please...do not presume to know what I am thinking.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I'm all for pointing out a person's faults,
0:21:18 > 0:21:20but far better if it's done to their face, don't you think?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I mean, for example, I could go behind your back
0:21:23 > 0:21:25and say that you were drunk
0:21:25 > 0:21:30and you've embarrassed yourself with the rudest,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33most ill-informed opinions,
0:21:33 > 0:21:36but where would be the good in that?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39That would just be cruel, wouldn't it?
0:21:39 > 0:21:40I...
0:21:40 > 0:21:43But Mrs Tembe, she's stuck in her ways, yes,
0:21:43 > 0:21:48but she's also about as decent and honest as they come.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Whatever way she dresses or speaks is hardly the point.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Yes, she can have an inflated opinion of herself sometimes...
0:22:00 > 0:22:02..but it seems to me, so can you.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Her heart is in the right place.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11She's proved herself capable, time and time again,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15and that's the most important thing to me.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20I'm sorry.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I really meant no offence.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I take it back.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Of course.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36I would like to stress that I also have nothing against Mrs Tembe,
0:22:36 > 0:22:40personally, but I have to look at this from a managerial perspective.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I can't allow favouritism.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- No-one's asking you to.- Good.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Because I don't think either of you know the full extent of the problem.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Grazie mille.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53It's quite all right.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03Well, I don't think either of us had this in mind for tonight.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Far be it from me to tell you how to live your life
0:23:08 > 0:23:13but, Alicia, that young man really loves you.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15I don't think you should take that lightly.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20I'm glad to see that your heart is as generous as I remember it,
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Heston.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25And as for how you compare to the man you used to be...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Well, two things.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31One, the Italian Stallion over there came to you
0:23:31 > 0:23:33on tips on how to be a better lover.
0:23:33 > 0:23:39And two, an intelligent, beautiful and highly desired woman
0:23:39 > 0:23:42would have jumped your bones tonight
0:23:42 > 0:23:46if you had so much as gestured to the bedroom.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I hadn't thought of it like that!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52As far as I'm concerned, Heston, you've still got it
0:23:52 > 0:23:57and I hope this new lover of yours appreciates it.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Ciao.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Ciao.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19So, how did we do?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22We... We got 59 out of 60.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25You're joking! Which one?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Does it matter? Look at them, cosying up to the quiz master.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31The whole thing's rigged.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I knew it!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Just some stupid sitcom.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36So Sid was right? It was Crabtree?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Are we going to cry about this all night?- Yes!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42If you were so sure, why didn't you make a better case for it?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Oh, just leave it.- Maybe if you...
0:24:44 > 0:24:46No, maybe if you didn't drink so much!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49You what?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Maybe... I mean, studies have shown...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54"Studies have shown"?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Please, tell me more. Let me learn from you, Dr Vere.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Well, your judgement can be impaired for starters.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02You can be more aggressive.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Not to mention the long-term damage to the brain, the liver, the blood.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07The increased cancer risk.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10You're so wise, Doctor. I'm really pleased that I know you!
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Did you hear this?
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Apparently, Dr Vere says that drinking can be bad for my health!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Just answer me one thing -
0:25:17 > 0:25:19what does your medical science have to say
0:25:19 > 0:25:22about the correlation between well-being and happiness?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Would, for example, a happy person live longer?
0:25:25 > 0:25:26There is an argument
0:25:26 > 0:25:29that a happy person can live several years longer...
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Well, I'm happiest with a pint of real ale in my hand.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34So, to my good health, gentlemen.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35See you Monday.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- Night, Jimmi.- Night.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39It's like liquid cake.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Just out of interest, what's second prize?
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Beer tokens.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48- It's like it was meant to be, Sid. - Hmm.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53And you remember, one of the first things I had to do
0:25:53 > 0:25:55was try and tidy up her shocking accounting.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56We said at the time
0:25:56 > 0:25:59it was probably just the transition from the Howard era -
0:25:59 > 0:26:00how it couldn't have been easy.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Well, I'm sorry to say, the mistakes just kept coming.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08You say she's the first to admit when she's wrong, I'm not so sure.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Sloppy accounting, appointment errors...
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Well, it's not the kind of thing I want to go over at dinner,
0:26:13 > 0:26:16but there's been few complaints about her, on and off the record.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I've covered for her as best I can.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I had no idea it was so bad.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I've managed to shield her, and us, from the worst of it.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27We're all very fond of her as a person.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30It made a bit more sense when she was behind reception, but...
0:26:30 > 0:26:32But?
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Now, when she Mrs Tembe looks bad, Kings Green looks bad.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40You both seem committed to keeping The Mill alive.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Absolutely. - Well, I don't say this lightly.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Right now, Mrs Tembe is our biggest obstacle to progress.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50If we are to move forwards, it's time to leave her behind.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Can I count on your support?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Whoa! Hey, what are you doing?!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05What's the point of fighting it? I might as well give up now.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08If you want to do something for Livvy,
0:27:08 > 0:27:11then go and get this sorted out instead.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13You may not care about yourself, but what about her?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Don't you think about that?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16You are not beaten yet...
0:27:18 > 0:27:20..even if it does feels like that.