0:00:30 > 0:00:31Morning.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Oh, wow. Nice do!
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Thanks.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I got an uber early appointment.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39How the other half lives(!)
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- There you go.- What's this?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43It's a list of patients that you'll be covering for Emma today.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Don't tell me she's called in sick? This is my admin day.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Don't shoot the messenger. Orders from the PM.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Karen! It's starting!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, please do come in(!)
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I've just been informed that Emma's sick.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And good morning to you, too.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Yes, well I think we can forego the usual pleasantries.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I am not, repeat not, Emma's personal locum.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Doctor Reid's patients
0:01:12 > 0:01:14will be shared between all available Doctors.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16What's wrong with her today?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's not still this silly business with the photograph is it?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Why didn't you talk some sense into her?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22She's behaving like an adolescent.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hopefully she will be back on Monday
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and, until then, we will manage her appointments.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Now, I still have work to do, so if you...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59SHE SIGHS
0:02:06 > 0:02:08We all know it's a overreaction.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10So why on earth is it OK to be indulging it?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Says you.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14What's that supposed to mean?
0:02:14 > 0:02:15All right, all right.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19I had every right to be aggrieved on behalf of our son.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Come on, Zara. You overreacted just the same.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24If I hadn't sent you that text you'd probably have ram raided the school.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26My decision not to go to the school
0:02:26 > 0:02:28had nothing what so ever to do with you.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29- Really?- I did it for Joe.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37OK, well, when you've quite finished,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39did you manage to book the childminder for this evening?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Yeah, all done.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43And I was going to do admin all morning.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Well, at least you don't have to cover the home visits.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47The first one's practically on her doorstep.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48- Really?- Hmm.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51I'll do it,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54save you the hassle.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Just being helpful.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59You always make me nervous when you're extra nice.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Morning. How are you feeling after yesterday?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16It's today I'm more worried about.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Listen, Valerie, everything's going to be OK.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Really? You're sure about that?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Come on, listen, be positive.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23You can let your hair down later.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25What hair?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29I've got a special surprise planned for you for the party.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You like surprises, don't you?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34MUSIC: She Drives Me Crazy by Fine Young Cannibals
0:03:34 > 0:03:36# On my own
0:03:38 > 0:03:39# No-one likes
0:03:42 > 0:03:45# To be alone
0:03:47 > 0:03:49# She drives me crazy
0:03:49 > 0:03:50# Ooh-ooh... #
0:03:50 > 0:03:52DOORBELL RINGS # Like no-one else... #
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Go away.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Ooh-ooh... #
0:03:56 > 0:03:58CONTINUOUS DOORBELL RINGING # She drives me crazy
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# And I can't help myself... #
0:04:01 > 0:04:02DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:02 > 0:04:04# Ooh-ooh... #
0:04:04 > 0:04:06# She drives me crazy
0:04:06 > 0:04:09# Ooh-ooh... # KNOCKING
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Like no-one else
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# Ooh-ooh... # KNOCKING
0:04:13 > 0:04:14For goodness' sake!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15# She drives me crazy
0:04:15 > 0:04:18# And I can't... #
0:04:18 > 0:04:19So...did you get it?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22One laptop for a third of the price!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Immie's going to have kittens when she opens that.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26I got the designer shades for Debs.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Thing is, I really want to keep them for myself! Is that wrong?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31What's next?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Oh, designer underwear for Rob.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Boxers or briefs?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Boxers. He doesn't do budgie smugglers.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40What are you doing?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Christmas shopping.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Hollins, you know better than to use the "C" word in my presence.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's Black Friday. You wouldn't believe all the bargains.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50No, I wouldn't, and neither should you.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's just old tat that they couldn't get rid of.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I got Jack a Grand Prix Experience.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- I cannot believe that two relatively intelligent people...- Thanks!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00..would fall for this pathetic example of vapid consumerism.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04This represents everything that is wrong with our broken society.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, Karen, boxers, three-pack.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Are you listening to a word I'm saying?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Can you send me the link?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Wasted on you people!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19BANGING
0:05:25 > 0:05:26What do you think you're...?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Good grief.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Zara... - What velour nightmare is this?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I'm sorry, did I say you could come in?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Sack the stylist.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43I'm ever so sorry,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Doctor Reid's off sick today... - Karen!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Karen!- ..but we do have a drop-in clinic instead.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Karen.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Karen.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Karen Hollins. - Thank you, bye.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Can I get a hard copy of next week's rota, please?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58In a minute. One pair of hands.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Not too busy to shop, though.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Never too busy for that!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Valerie, I asked you to change that cartridge ten minutes ago.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Sorry.- I thought you were taking the day off.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12That's the only reason I agreed to cover.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13I was going to, but then I thought
0:06:13 > 0:06:15it would be better just to keep busy.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Is that what you call it?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Ah, Miss Pitman, Mrs Hollins.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We are going through the final checklist for the party.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Do you need anything fetching? Groceries?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28No. We're doing a cash-and-carry over lunch.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I can always go to the Booze Basement.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32You know, I can maybe get a Black Friday deal.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Thank you, but I will be in charge of refreshments.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35You?!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Don't sound so surprised.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41No offence, but you're practically teetotal.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43We'll need a little bit more than lemon barley water
0:06:43 > 0:06:45to get the party started.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49There will be something there to cater for every taste.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- So, Valerie, any requests? - Requests?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56For the buffet, you know, mini quiches? Cheesy pineapple?
0:06:56 > 0:06:57No.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- So who's doing the music? - Shak is.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Well, I hope there's enough bump and grind for madam.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I won't be dancing.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Will you pack it in?! She's been like this since she got here.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here, Karen?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13It's just a check-up.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16There's no reason for you to be getting into a giant tizz.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Three-month check-up, nothing to worry about.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well, that's what everyone keeps saying -
0:07:20 > 0:07:22but, the fact is, it's almost the exact same day
0:07:22 > 0:07:24that I was diagnosed last year.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27And if that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29So, if you don't mind,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31the last thing on my mind is cheesy pineapples!
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Can we crack open a window?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39It is a little gamey in here.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Zara, we're not at work now.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I really don't have to put up with this.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Nothing like home-cooked food, is there?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50What do you want?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I want to know how long
0:07:52 > 0:07:56this Bridget Jones meltdown is going to last?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58And how long do you intend having off?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I haven't decided.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02How long, Emma?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I don't know -
0:08:04 > 0:08:05a week?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Over my dead body!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10That can be arranged!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Valerie, are you all right?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Not really.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Look, about this appointment.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Everything's been very positive up to now.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32So, you don't think the date's an omen?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Karen said something about Black Friday.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'm not really into superstitions.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39But you can't promise me it won't come back, can you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42No, I can't, but I don't think the date has any significance
0:08:42 > 0:08:45and the chance of a recurrence is very low.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Right, well, I'd better get back to work.- That's the spirit.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56And if it isn't, que sera, sera.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I've been humiliated.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm a complete laughing stock.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10You're beginning to sound as dramatic as Valerie.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14We're very different people, thankfully.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I have feelings for a start.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19You really think you're a laughing stock?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Darling, I got snapped in the act, in broad daylight, by a patient.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25When you've had your sex life splashed all over
0:09:25 > 0:09:27the front pages of the local rag
0:09:27 > 0:09:30then you may talk to me about humiliation!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32But did I turn into a snivelling wreck,
0:09:32 > 0:09:36not capable of work or maintaining any standards of personal hygiene?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38No, I did not.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40And quite frankly, I thought you would have had more self-respect.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Well, I can't go through life not feeling anything.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I'm not armour-plated like you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Besides, you were with Daniel. - That's completely different.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Why? Because yours was a one-night stand?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54OK, forgive me, but did you consent to have sex with this man?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Yes.- And did he consent to have sex with you?- Yes.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Well, then you've done nothing wrong
0:09:59 > 0:10:01and anyone who thinks otherwise, that's their problem!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Yes, but he deliberately chose me so he could...
0:10:04 > 0:10:05"bag" a doctor!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08So what? Come on!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Don't tell me you've never had an agenda when it comes to sex?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I sure as hell have.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Right from bagging the captain of the rugby team...- But I feel so...
0:10:21 > 0:10:22..used.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Then get over it.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31You've lost nothing.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35So you had sex with a random man,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38so there's a picture of you on the internet,
0:10:38 > 0:10:40looking surprisingly gorgeous by the way.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Big deal.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Frankly, you need to pull yourself together!
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- What are you doing? - I'm going to make you a coffee.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Will this never end?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'm not going anywhere until we've resolved this.
0:10:52 > 0:10:59Listen, Zara, I can't just bounce back like you, OK?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02And I have had some very tough times recently.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Well, who hasn't?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I nearly had a serious ding-dong with Joe's school this week,
0:11:06 > 0:11:11but descending into tracksuited oblivion is not a coping mechanism.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Society is all too ready to label women like us as sluts
0:11:14 > 0:11:16and it is our shared responsibility
0:11:16 > 0:11:19to stand up to such misogynistic stereotyping.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Frankly, I'm ashamed of you for letting the side down.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27So much for sisterhood!
0:11:27 > 0:11:32Well, I'm sorry for being such a crushing disappointment!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I don't want a coffee! I want you to leave!
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Fine.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41But if you have any backbone whatsoever,
0:11:41 > 0:11:42you will get your act together,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44and you will get yourself to Valerie's party
0:11:44 > 0:11:47to prove to the world, and to yourself,
0:11:47 > 0:11:48and to me, that you are better than
0:11:48 > 0:11:51this blob, eating cereal out of the packet!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55For the last time, Zara, please will you leave now?!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You know, I say it every year,
0:12:12 > 0:12:13but no-one listens
0:12:13 > 0:12:15so we need some kind of legislation.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19There needs to be a law against the premature manifestation
0:12:19 > 0:12:21of Christmas time.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22When exactly should it manifest?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25That's a good point. I don't know.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Let's say the 24th December about half past ten
0:12:28 > 0:12:30or just as Die Hard is starting.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Why are you so chirpy?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'm just in a better place right now.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Let's go out tonight, let's go on a pub-crawl.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41It's Valerie's party.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Yet more forced jollity and Christmas tat,
0:12:45 > 0:12:46that's what I'm talking about.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47It's not a Christmas party,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49it's Valerie's party to support Valerie
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- and it's to show off Mrs Tembe's new house.- Whatever.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Next week for a pub-crawl?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56I've got the Vita residential course.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Here we go, the Vita residential course.- Why don't you come tonight?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Everyone else is going to be there.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Yeah, they will be - including your pal, Daniel.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Yeah, well, I've forgiven Daniel.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10You've what?!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I've forgiven Daniel for... HE SIGHS
0:13:13 > 0:13:16..what happened with Cherry.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17And, listen, if I can do that,
0:13:17 > 0:13:19you can drop all your Christmas prejudices,
0:13:19 > 0:13:20and you can come out tonight.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I'm not giving up anything.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23D...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Oh, sorry!- Oh, no, you...
0:13:37 > 0:13:42Well, you didn't think I was going to let you go on your own, did you?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Heston told me about the coincidence thing with the date.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Do you think it's an omen?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49No, I think you're a plonker.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51This is, what, your third check-up?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53And how did the others go?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Fine.- Exactly, so what are you worrying about? Come on.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm just going to the shop for some lunch, do you want anything?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06No, I'm fine, thanks.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm popping out myself to get a few bits and bobs.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09OK, if I don't see you before,
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- I'll see you at the party. - Is Zara coming?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Yes, hopefully it'll keep her mind off the Nativity.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29FORCED LAUGHTER
0:14:29 > 0:14:32No, Daniel, see YOU at the party!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36That Daniel, what a guy!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Like I said, I have forgiven him.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43All right, Forgiveness Boy, riddle me this,
0:14:43 > 0:14:47what is modern society's obsession with forgiveness?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50What's wrong with bearing a good old-fashioned grudge?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53The very definition of forgiveness
0:14:53 > 0:14:55says that you're supposed to give up the anger
0:14:55 > 0:14:58which you're completely entitled to have, Jimmi!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Fine! What was that thing about Zara?
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Oh, she's just annoyed Joe didn't get the lead in the Nativity.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09The Nativity. British schools are supposed to be secular.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13The Nativity play is just another example of religious indoctrination.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- No... No offence meant. - Oh, none taken(!)
0:15:17 > 0:15:18- AL SIGHS - Good.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Come on, let's go to lunch.- I can't, I've got party stuff to get.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- What stuff?- What do you care? You're not going, anyway.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Well, actually, I...
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- I am, so you're on. - Oh, actually, you...?
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Oh, I thought it was all "Christmas tat and enforced jollity."
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Well, it is that, it is tat and enforced jollity,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40but I'm going to put that aside for Valerie.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Wow! That is really big of you(!)
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Do you know, in that case, I will see you on the dance floor.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I didn't say I was going to do any dancing, did I?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Valerie, that's the eighth time
0:15:55 > 0:15:57you've checked your watch in the last minute.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I'll slap your wrist.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I just want to be rid of hospitals and check-ups.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I've had enough to last me a lifetime the last year.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07I know.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- What if it comes back, Ayesha? - Don't say that. Be positive.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I remember sitting here a year ago, all alone.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I'd just split up with Ashley.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25And then it was one thing after the other.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29The diagnosis, the chemotherapy, losing my hair.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Ruining Barry's life.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Valerie, you didn't ruin anybody's life.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38You beat this thing before and if it comes to it, you'll do it again.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42And you're not alone.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44You are a good friend, Ayesha.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You do my head in sometimes and you're as mad as a box of frogs,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50but one thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Miss Pitman?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Do you want me to come in with you? - No, I've got to do this on my own.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Do I look dreadful?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03No, you look fine, babe. Come here.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Good luck, yeah.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09VALERIE EXHALES
0:17:10 > 0:17:12MUSIC: Sweetest Thing by U2
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Oh! Ah! Right!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22That's the last one.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I'm going to put the kettle on. - Thank you.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27It'll be some party!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Yes, well, let's hope there is something to celebrate.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36# I'm losing you
0:17:38 > 0:17:40# Ain't love the sweetest thing
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# I wanted to run but she made me crawl
0:17:42 > 0:17:46# Oh, oh, oh, the sweetest thing
0:17:46 > 0:17:50# Eternal fire she turned me to straw
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# Oh, oh, the sweetest thing
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# You know I got black eyes
0:17:55 > 0:17:59# But they burn so brightly for her
0:17:59 > 0:18:03# I guess it's a blind kind of love
0:18:03 > 0:18:05# Oh, oh, oh, the sweetest thing... #
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Hi. I'd like to make a hair appointment, please.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10As soon as possible.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17# Whoa, I'm losing you... #
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- MUTED:- Valerie?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Valerie?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Valerie!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Well...?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34No symptoms, nothing!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- THEY LAUGH - I'm so pleased for you, babe!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I can't believe it!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41What...what did he say exactly?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44That the tests have come back all clear
0:18:44 > 0:18:48and I can move to four or maybe even six monthly check-ups from now on.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh! There was me being all doom and gloom.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Actually, I've got ever such a lot to be grateful for this year.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00I'm in remission, getting a permanent job at the Mill.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Being a whistle-blower.- Mm. Huh!
0:19:04 > 0:19:05VALERIE SIGHS
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Do you know, part of me wishes I could go back to a year ago.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Tell that frightened version of me sitting over there
0:19:13 > 0:19:15that everything's going to be OK.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Who are you ringing? - Our lot. The gang.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22We are going to have one hell of a party tonight.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Hey, Mrs T...
0:19:23 > 0:19:26# Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
0:19:26 > 0:19:29# Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
0:19:29 > 0:19:32# Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
0:19:32 > 0:19:35# Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo
0:19:35 > 0:19:37# The sweetest thing
0:19:37 > 0:19:38# Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
0:19:38 > 0:19:40# Oh, the sweetest thing. #
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Hey, how was the shopping trip? - Ah, yeah, good, thanks.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I managed to get all the props we need for tonight.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Props? No-one said anything to me about party games.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Oh. Didn't they? - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56You can't just leave me hanging like that, Jim.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Like what?
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Ah, nothing. Just bit of banter.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Since when do you and Jimmi banter? Have I missed something?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Well, we had a...we had a chat yesterday.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- About...?- About Cherry.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15He's forgiven me.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Well, that's a good thing.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Why didn't you just tell me?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's best we all just move on.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- I think that's his number.- Yeah? - Yeah, that's it.- Right.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'll give him a try. DOORBELL
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Oh! That's probably Ruhma. I'll get it.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43I always find the plates at a buffet way too small.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Do not panic, there is, er...
0:20:46 > 0:20:47There is plenty of food.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Where is Sergeant Hollins?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51He's working late. He might pop along later.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Oooh, do you know, I'll maybe do a plate for him, just in case.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Wow! Nice place.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Ah! Dr Haskey. Here, come.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Whoa-ho-ho-ho! What is that?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Mrs Hollins, come!
0:21:05 > 0:21:09This is my famous Botswana drink.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Mrs Tembe, are you trying to get us drunk?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Oh, no, no, no. It is non-alcoholic.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Mmm.- No, I would recommend that you sip...!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Yeah, it is mostly fruit juice and chilli. Lots of lots of chilli!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I think I'll give that a miss, thank you very much.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31DOORBELL Excuse me!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Where's the music, maestro? - I'm trying to sort it. Shak?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You said you'd be here at 7:00, mate.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Oh! That stuff should come with a government health warning!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43That's my plate!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Well, finders keepers, losers weepers.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Come in, come in.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Now, er...this is the kitchen.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Very nice.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55And it has a south-facing garden.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Zara, what are you drinking?
0:21:57 > 0:22:01You simply must try Mrs Tembe's lethal Botswana Brew.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03What's lethal about it?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Apparently, it's like napalm. Just ask Lightweight Hollins here.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08There's no show without punch.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I think I'll just have a glass of red, thank you.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Lager for me, please.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Mrs Tembe? We might have a problem.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Shak's not feeling well and Ruhma's staying home to look after him.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21And she's not coming either?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- So, no disco?- Oops!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Not unless you've got something up-tempo.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I do have an extensive record collection
0:22:27 > 0:22:30and some very uplifting gospel music.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Ha! Yeah, that's just up Jimmi's street.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36DOORBELL Oooh! Now, that is Miss Pitman!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39OK, everyone, positions. You know the drill.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- "Drill?"- Just do as we do.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I wouldn't have let you down the way Shak did.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49I barely know him.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Just remember who your real friends are, Jimmi.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Quickly!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Ah! Nurse Lee and Miss Pitman, welcome!
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Oh! You really did not have to bring anything!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Oh, it's a surprise!- Oh!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09What on earth...?!
0:23:09 > 0:23:10They're my cancer wigs.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I thought we could bury them in the back garden
0:23:12 > 0:23:16in a sort of ceremonial cleansing ritual, by moonlight.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Er...no. No.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Not in my back garden.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Perhaps we could use them for party games?
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Anyway, look, we have a surprise for you.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Just wait here one...one moment.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34WHISPERS: All right, she's here, everybody!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Come, come, come!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39ALL: Surprise!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Oh! Wow! You look fab!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Brilliant! If you can just excuse me?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Right, photo time. Come on, Valerie. you can go first.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Actually, Jimmi, do you mind if I just say a few words?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54DOORBELL I was not expecting anyone else.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Oh! I'll go.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Um...can I just say how grateful I am to all of you
0:23:59 > 0:24:04for your love and support through this difficult year.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I know I have been selfish at times
0:24:06 > 0:24:09and I've definitely had my fair share of tears and tantrums,
0:24:09 > 0:24:13but, honestly, I feel like a new woman.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- Yay!- Hooray! CHEERING
0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Dr Reid!- Hello. Sorry I'm late. Hello, everyone.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Valerie, these are for you.- Oh!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Ayesha told me the good news. Congratulations!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Thank you.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Right, who's for a selfie? Emma?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32What? No, I don't think so, with my reputation.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Any chance of a drink, Mrs Tembe? - Yes, this way.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Right, is that all the surprises done? Can we finally have a dance?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Ah! Bit of a problem with the disco.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Oh, yeah. Shak didn't turn up.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Jimmi, you can't have a party without a disco!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Oh, wait! I've got an idea! Ha-ha-ha!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I know it's in here somewhere. Oh, there we go! Ta-da!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- '80s Divvies?- Divas.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59- Oh, yeah.- Valerie, has anybody ever told you, you are amazing?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Frequently. - MUSIC BLARES
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Oh, I love this song!
0:25:02 > 0:25:08MUSIC: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Well, I am so glad you came.- Thanks.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- You sounded so low when we spoke this morning.- Hm.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19What changed?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Well, you know what they say, you can't keep a good woman down.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- And don't worry, I'll be back at work on Monday.- Right.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Oooh!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Is this Rick Astley, really?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Al, mate, it's a party. Just lighten up.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43You know what, Jimmi, ever since you found religion,
0:25:43 > 0:25:46you have become irritatingly happy.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49What's wrong with being happy and having fun? You should try...
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Just listen to yourself, man. - Oh, do you know what, Al? Fine.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Just hang around here, be antisocial if you want,
0:25:54 > 0:25:57but tonight is not about you, it's about Valerie.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59OK, you ready? This way.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01And strike a pose!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Come on, Mrs T, your turn!
0:26:12 > 0:26:13LAUGHTER
0:26:21 > 0:26:23LAUGHTER
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Do you know, I think I will have that photo.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Come on, Daniel, get in.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Do you fancy joining me? - I don't think so.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Why? Are you worried I'll upstage you?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Fantastic!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46WHISTLE OK, let's have everyone in.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48CHEERING Let me see a smile.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50This way, this way.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52JIMMI LAUGHS
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Yeah, good, good.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Ha! That's really nice.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Edwina Harriet?- Who are you? - Hello, Mum.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10You were saying you had some leave owed and so do I, so, how about it?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12What, a holiday?
0:27:12 > 0:27:16All you need to know is he's nothing to do with us.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19You'd better leave.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24VALERIE CHUCKLES