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0:00:33 > 0:00:36Merry Christmas to us all, my dears!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Merry Christmas to us all, my dears!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- MAN:- Are you listening to me?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Are you listening to me?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Are you listening to me?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06You've actually fallen asleep, haven't you?!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Dr Vere?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Dr Vere?

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Dr Vere?

0:01:14 > 0:01:15God bless us!

0:01:15 > 0:01:16What?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19It's my line.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22She says "Merry Christmas to us all, my dears."

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Then I say "God bless us,"

0:01:24 > 0:01:27and Tiny Tim says "God bless us, every one!"

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Sorry. Where were we?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Cloud Cuckoo Land, if you ask me.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36No - before that.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Before you fell asleep?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Yeah.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40My back.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yes. Your back.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45I think you might need to go over it once more for me.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Sorry.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I am so excited.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55I love it, I love it, I love it!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58What, even with Heston in charge?!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I think he's just trying to get the best out of all of us.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Really? Hm.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06I've always loved the stage, ever since I was six.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Peter Pan.- You were Peter?!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11No, no, but I was an Indian. I was brilliant!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18I think that's better than Heston's Fezziwig dance.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well, I don't think choreography is his strength.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22That's one way of saying...

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yes, well, whatever you were saying about me, relax.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29I didn't hear it - although I probably deserve it.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- We weren't talking about you. - It wasn't anything bad.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Anyway, Lena said she's spending

0:02:34 > 0:02:36the whole day looking for costumes for us.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38She's calling it a "treasure hunt".

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh, well, I'm sure we'll all look marvellous.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Oh, Heston!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44All I did was give a few notes.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's what a director is supposed to do.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50You'd think I was some mad dictatorial perfectionist!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, Heston, that's not true!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53And the dance, it's a fia...

0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's an utter fiasco!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59The thing is, after any kind of surgery,

0:02:59 > 0:03:01you have got to take it easy for a bit.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I need to get back to work.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06You'll have to speak to your surgeon.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10He says I'm fine. I don't want to bother him - he's a busy man.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13He said I'd be fine once I stopped taking the meds.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Well, you see - that's another thing.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16The painkillers you're on

0:03:16 > 0:03:18really aren't a good idea around heavy machinery.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21They can cause drowsiness, dizziness, even fainting.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I've stopped taking them. I'm fine.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25My back's good, there's no pain any more,

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I've stopped taking the pills.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31All I need is a piece of paper from you telling my boss I'm fit to work.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Are you sure?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I need this.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41I'm the oldest guy in that workshop.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Boss keeps looking at me, commenting. "Can you manage, Vince?"

0:03:44 > 0:03:48He's just looking for an excuse to get rid of me.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50There's nothing I can do.

0:03:50 > 0:03:57Yeah. Course not! Nice and safe in your cosy little job, eh?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00So cosy, you fall asleep when I'm telling you what the problem is!

0:04:00 > 0:04:01I'm really sorry.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06You can't even stay awake while I'm begging for my job, my livelihood!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08If you don't help me, I'm going to lose everything.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11My daughter's an unemployed single mother. How's she going

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- to cope if I lose my job? - I can't do it.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Yes, you can.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18You just need to keep your eyes open

0:04:18 > 0:04:20long enough to put your name on a piece of paper.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Mr Richardson...

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Please!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29My back's fine.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34I'm off the drugs.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36All you need to do is give me a note.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Are you absolutely sure?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43One hundred percent.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48So, if you could just fill this for me... There you go.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Mrs Hollins, you should smile.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59I do smile, Mrs Tembe.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03You should smile some more. It is important that we all seem

0:05:03 > 0:05:06as warm and friendly and appealing as possible.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I am sorry.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15It is our Patient Feedback Surveys.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Our friendliness ratings

0:05:17 > 0:05:21have dropped six percentage points over the summer.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25I don't think sticking on a big fake smile is going to help!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Anyway, it's a survey - they always get things wrong.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30I don't feel any less friendly than I did in August.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33No, I am sure you do not.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36And actually, most of the negative comments were...

0:05:36 > 0:05:39well, they were from a different regime.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Well, there you go. Anthony!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43See, he did nothing for friendliness levels.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44I mean, it's just a blip.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Now you're in charge, normal levels of friendliness will resume!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Well, I do hope so.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58GIGGLING

0:06:00 > 0:06:01KNOCKING

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Come in!

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Take a seat, Mr Bauman.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12That's very formal, Dr Reid.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Last time we met, it was "Max".

0:06:17 > 0:06:20In fact, it was, "Max, Max..."

0:06:20 > 0:06:22What the hell are you doing here?!

0:06:22 > 0:06:27Bit of a celebration over the weekend. I probably overdid it.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30It's like a hangover, but it's the king of hangovers!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32I can't treat you.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's your fault I'm here!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36You helped me win the Cup - for which

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I never thanked you properly, by the way.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Yeah, I thought bagging a doctor would be difficult,

0:06:42 > 0:06:48but you made it so easy, and surprisingly enjoyable!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Get out.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51I'm ill. I can't get out.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Listen, if you're ever up for another, you know...

0:06:56 > 0:07:00not now, obviously, with my head the way it is...

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Argh!

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Get out!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Dr Carter, this is Maxwell Bauman.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13I am unable to treat him, due to a professional conflict of interests.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14He's all yours.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Mr Bauman, please sit down.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21KNOCKING

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Come in.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Black Fiesta, parked out front. Dodgy brakes.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Right.- See how it goes.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41I'm fine.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42We'll see.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I left it in the car. I'll show you later.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54I really wanted to get one with carved death's heads

0:07:54 > 0:07:58and hourglasses and everything, but it's good enough.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00We'll cover it in snow or something.

0:08:02 > 0:08:08I had no luck with the ostrich eggs, or the time machine,

0:08:08 > 0:08:13or the Inuit sealskin canoe, but I've still got this afternoon...

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Sorry!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21What's up?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Nothing.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Is it work?

0:08:25 > 0:08:26No.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Sort of.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Is it a patient?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33No, but...

0:08:36 > 0:08:41..this guy came into the surgery this morning and...

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Well, I think that it will bring a breath of fresh air to the surgery.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- I don't think so.- I'm not doing it.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50It's the kind of thing that brings the whole profession into disrepute.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Dr Vere would agree with me.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Er...

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Christmas jumpers!

0:08:55 > 0:09:00We are going to wear joyous Christmas jumpers on Friday.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03It will bring a smile to everyone's face!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Yeah, sure, good idea.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Right, it is agreed.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Sorry.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16Nine...ten. We have a new world record, people. You done?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Sorry, I can't seem to stay awake. It's all these rehearsals.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I find them quite energising.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Yeah, they're not exactly hard work.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26You're young and fit - what's the problem?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I'm not sleeping.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I get these dreams...

0:09:30 > 0:09:33nightmares where I'm on stage, and I just...I can't remember my lines.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36And then, when I do remember them, they're the wrong lines.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I only seem to remember the lines from the beginning of the scene,

0:09:38 > 0:09:41so we all go back to the beginning and do the scene again,

0:09:41 > 0:09:43but then we get to the point where I can't remember my lines

0:09:43 > 0:09:46cos I can only remember my lines from the beginning of the scene,

0:09:46 > 0:09:48and it just goes round and round in circles...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- AL YAWNS - Fascinating(!)

0:09:50 > 0:09:53You'd better not fall asleep in front of the patients!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57All you need to do is make the effort to learn those lines...

0:09:57 > 0:09:58and all will be well.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04That is horrible.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07And he just strolled right into your surgery?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10He strolled out again pretty quickly, I can tell you.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Good for you.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- When I think what he did to you... - Don't.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21You do realise you have nothing to feel bad about?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23I don't.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Well, you shouldn't. - Good, because I don't.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Why didn't you report him?

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Because....why should I even give him a second thought?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Because it's serious!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40You can't tell me you've just put it behind you.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Well, maybe I just thought that...

0:10:44 > 0:10:46It's not very dignified, is it?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50A woman of my age...

0:10:52 > 0:10:53It doesn't matter.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Your choice - nothing to do with me.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Ohh!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35"A wonderful pudding.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40"My dear, it is your greatest success since our wedding day."

0:11:43 > 0:11:45"A wonderful pudding.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50"My dear, it is your greatest success since our wedding day.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54"Wonderful pudding...

0:11:55 > 0:12:01"My dear, it is your greatest success since our wedding day."

0:12:03 > 0:12:05A wonderful pudding!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09My dear, it is your greatest success since our wedding day.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11What?!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Oh, it's you!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Mr Richardson?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18You checking up on me?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20No, no. I don't know...

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Well, I'm fine. See?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Perfectly fine.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Agh... Ohh!

0:12:27 > 0:12:28MACHINERY WHIRS

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Help!

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Mr Richardson...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Help!

0:12:34 > 0:12:35HE YELLS

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Mr Richardson, no!

0:12:40 > 0:12:43What disruption is this?!

0:12:43 > 0:12:48You, sir - do I pay you to lie prostrate upon the floor?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Up, up with you! To work!

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54And you...

0:12:54 > 0:12:57What exactly have you got to say for yourself?

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Hm?!

0:13:00 > 0:13:05What words can you offer up by way of explanation?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07A wonderful pudding!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10My dear, it is your greatest success since our wedding day.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14What?!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Oh, it's you.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19No, Mr Richardson, we don't have to do the whole scene all over again.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20You checking up on me?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I don't know... Al?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Al?- Well, I'm fine. See?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Perfectly fine.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Agh... Ohh!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- MACHINERY WHIRS - Oh!

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Help!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38What disruption is this?!

0:13:38 > 0:13:42You, sir, do I pay you to lie prostrate upon the floor?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Up, up with you! To work!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48And you...

0:13:48 > 0:13:51What exactly have you got to say for yourself?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54No, no, no... Wake up!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56What words can you offer up by way of explanation?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58A wonderful pudding!

0:13:58 > 0:14:02My dear, it is your greatest success since our wedding day.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04What?!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- SCREAMS:- No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15HE SIGHS

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Oh! I, erm...- Is it for the show?

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Well, it's not ready yet. I'm still working out the dynamics.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34I was the Scottish Country Dance Champion...

0:14:34 > 0:14:35first year of secondary school.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Me and Daryl Wingfield.- Really?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Yeah. So, if you want any help...

0:14:40 > 0:14:42I wasn't thinking of an eightsome reel.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Well...you know where I am.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46I will bear it in mind.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52HE SIGHS

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Oh, no...

0:15:07 > 0:15:08- Al...- Not now, Sid.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Yeah, I really, really need some advice.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Fine, make it quick.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16OK. I have a patient, back pain. Prolapsed disc, in fact.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Post-operative. I prescribed codeine, he says he's off them,

0:15:18 > 0:15:20but I really don't believe him.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Insists on going back to work - a vehicle workshop, heavy machinery...

0:15:23 > 0:15:25OK, stop. He can't go back to work.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27But, er, what if I let him?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Well, it's a tricky one.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32For example, let's take you.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34You're knackered, hm?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36You're gabbling and not really making much sense,

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- but you can still do your job, can't you?- Right.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42You see, the thing is, the odds on you making a fatal mistake

0:15:42 > 0:15:46are much higher than after you've had a good night's sleep.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48The same thing goes with your patient.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49He could probably go to work

0:15:49 > 0:15:52and go through a day without killing someone or himself,

0:15:52 > 0:15:54but those old odds again -

0:15:54 > 0:15:57they are much better when he's fit and not on drugs.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Yeah.- It's a fine line.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04See, the thing is, if you sign him fit and it all goes pear-shaped...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06mate, could be your career.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Excuse me.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I wondered how long it'd be before you came storming in here.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Have you seen it?- Yeah, I just opened Mrs Tembe's e-mail.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- What?- Compulsory Christmas jumpers.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22I'm not talking about jumpers, Jimmi.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Do you remember that compromising photo of Emma?- Mm-hm.

0:16:28 > 0:16:33I thought we'd taken it off the internet, but...it's back.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Oh, my God!- Yeah.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37They're giving out a cup

0:16:37 > 0:16:40for what they call getting "the complete set" -

0:16:40 > 0:16:44fat girl, Christian, teacher, doctor and an "ethnic".

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- I know her.- What?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50From the Vita Course. Rosie.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Well, there's your Christian. Do you know any of the others?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Mm-mm. But I know him.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58And that photo was taken in The Icon on Friday night.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- They were at the bar. - Yes, they were.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04So what are we going to do about it?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- KNOCK ON DOOR MRS TEMBE:- Come in!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09SHE HUMS A TUNE

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Dr Vere, what on earth are you doing?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17You're, erm...

0:17:17 > 0:17:20I am just making some small adjustments.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Oh. Of course.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25For a moment there, I thought I was... Never mind.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Right, how can I help you?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Erm, I've been a bit foolish, Mrs Tembe,

0:17:31 > 0:17:35and I just thought you need to know in case it all goes pear-shaped.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Right.- I...

0:17:38 > 0:17:41signed a patient fit for work when I don't think I should have done.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43He might have an accident.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Well, I think you know what you should do.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Yeah, I suppose so.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Dr Vere, you need to call your patient, or find them.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Make sure that they are safe.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Yeah. Good advice. Thank you, Mrs Tembe.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Dr Carmichael.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Mrs Tembe...

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Adjustments.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Well, if you need a hand...

0:18:11 > 0:18:12No, no, no, I am fine.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Christmas jumpers, Mrs Tembe...

0:18:16 > 0:18:18They will not do.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Is that so?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Al and I have been discussing it. - You and Dr Haskey?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25On this point, and on this point alone,

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Haskey and I are in complete agreement.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Then, you are in a small minority.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34I am afraid, Dr Carmichael,

0:18:34 > 0:18:38that this is what is called a "three-line whip" -

0:18:38 > 0:18:41all staff will be in Christmas jumpers on Friday,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44and all staff will be smiling.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53HE SIGHS

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Sorry.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59It's not your fault, is it?

0:19:03 > 0:19:06He was in earlier - wanted a cure for a hangover.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Yeah, wanted to gloat, more like. - Yeah, probably.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oh, thanks, Jimmi. Will you tell Al?

0:19:15 > 0:19:19Yeah, the thing is, I know one of the other women.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21The Christian from the Vita Course.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25She's not going to take it as well as you.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26You think I'm taking this well?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28- You're not screaming.- Not in public.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31You're a strong woman, Emma. Rosie isn't.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I have to tell her.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Will you come with me?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Yeah. Yeah, of course I will.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

0:19:48 > 0:19:51CLATTERING

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Mr Richardson?- Yeah!

0:20:07 > 0:20:09No... No, no, no, no, no, no!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- What?- Come on, get out! Get out, come on, come on!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13METAL CLANGS

0:20:13 > 0:20:16What are... What are you doing?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Dr Vere...?- Are you all right?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Are you checking up on me?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- No. No, no, no, no, no.- Good.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I don't know what you were thinking, pulling me round...

0:20:28 > 0:20:32I'm sorry. I got confused. I thought the lift was... Never mind.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35No, no, I'm not checking up on you, I'm double-checking myself, really.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38I think I may have been a bit too quick to sign you back to work.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Woken up and had a bit of a panic?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yeah. Something like that.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46Well, you can go back to your afternoon snooze.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48There's absolutely nothing wrong... Argh!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Oi... Agh, agh...

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Mr Richardson?- Oh!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54How bad?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56HE BREATHES HEAVILY

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- I can probably stand, if you help me up.- Yeah, yeah, sure.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Come on, go.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03HE GROANS

0:21:05 > 0:21:08- Dizzy spells? - Only when I take the tablets.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- The tablets that you're not taking, cos you're not in any pain?- Yeah.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Hey! What's going on?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Who are you?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I'm, er... I'm...Sid Vere.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27He's my GP. This is Bob Bartram.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- He owns the place.- Mr Bartram.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31If your car needs looking at,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33you're better off coming through the front entrance, Dr Vere.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37- He didn't come about a car. - No, I came to see Mr Richardson.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Look, there's been a bit of an administrative error.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44A mistake at our end.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Fit note. There's been a misunderstanding about

0:21:47 > 0:21:49the pills I'm still taking. For the pain.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53I think it's time we had a chat in my office.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02KNOCK ON DOOR

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Jimmi!- Hey, Rosie.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Do you mind if we come in?

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- This is Emma - this is a colleague of mine, a friend.- Hi.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18It's all a bit of a tip, actually...

0:22:18 > 0:22:19It's really important.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Sounds ominous.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Thanks.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Do you want some tea?

0:22:29 > 0:22:34Er... No, we're fine, thank you. Listen, Rosie, grab a seat a second.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41The reason I brought Emma with me is because she's been through something

0:22:41 > 0:22:45recently which is relevant to what I need to talk to you about.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46OK...

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Do you recognise Emma at all from any photos you might have seen,

0:22:52 > 0:22:55maybe in unusual circumstances?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57No. No, I don't think so.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Rosie...

0:23:01 > 0:23:05what Jimmi is trying to say is...

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Well, you've been seeing somebody recently, is that right?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- A guy called Max?- Is he all right?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oh, yes. He's fine, yes. In fact, the last time I saw him,

0:23:13 > 0:23:17- he was suffering nothing more than a bad hangover.- So, what is it?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20This is embarrassing.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Right, well, erm, I know Max.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27We, erm, we had a one-night-stand

0:23:27 > 0:23:30and he wasn't totally honest with me.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33And I don't think he's being totally honest with you either.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Vince...- Before you start...

0:23:40 > 0:23:4340 years I've been working here for you and your dad.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Now, if my back's bust, I bust it here, slaving for you.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Now, if you want to fire me, you just go ahead and fire me.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51You see how long you'll last.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54And when you can't sort your MOT paperwork, or you need a favour

0:23:54 > 0:23:57down at the suppliers but you can't remember the guy's name,

0:23:57 > 0:24:00or when you can't remember where you put your own backside...!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Mr Richardson! I'm sure he didn't mean that.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06I think he does. Never known Vince to keep his thoughts to himself.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08OK, but you really don't need to fire him.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11It is a slow recovery, but he'll get there in the end.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Maybe not the heavy manual work...

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Do you listen to your doctor, Vince?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Take his advice?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19He says you can't do manual work.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21No, that's not exactly what I said.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Your dad would never have kicked a man when he's down.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Can he sit?- Sit?

0:24:28 > 0:24:29In a chair.

0:24:31 > 0:24:36In a fancy, very expensive, brand-spanking-new,

0:24:36 > 0:24:38orthopaedic swivel chair, for example?

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Cos when I move over to Maybrook to open up our new garage,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I'm going to need someone sitting behind this desk who knows

0:24:45 > 0:24:47this business like the back of his hand.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53Only, he's got to be able to sit in that chair.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Yeah, I think he could probably manage that.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Mr Richardson, what do you think?

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Looks all right.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06Looks like the kind of chair you could probably fall asleep in.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10How do you know it's the same person?

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Erm, the photos. I could show you on the laptop...

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- I'm not sure that's such a good idea.- Show me.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Rosie, what he's done to you is completely unacceptable.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34You don't have to put up with it.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37He can be prosecuted, expelled from the university,

0:25:37 > 0:25:39and I promise you I will back you all the way.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Oh, have you had Mrs Tembe's e-mail about the...?

0:25:45 > 0:25:46- Christmas jumpers, yes.- Yeah.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- Probably not your sort of thing. - Not really.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51How about a Christmas bow tie?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53I'm actually rather looking forward to it.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Didn't happen last year,

0:25:55 > 0:25:57but it'll be good to have the children at home.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- I'm quite jealous! - Do you have any plans?

0:25:59 > 0:26:05I am with my cousin in Aberystwyth. We don't get on.

0:26:05 > 0:26:10So I suppose once the play's over, I will just toddle off to Wales.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Oh, I really don't want the play to finish. It's been wonderful.

0:26:15 > 0:26:21To be honest, Valerie, I'm really struggling with the Fezziwig dance.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22I know.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25I could do with some...expert help.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Yes, I have to agree with you there!

0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Oh, you mean me?!- If you don't mind?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Oh! Yes... Yes, yes.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Yes. Definitely. Definitely.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39I will help with your Fezziwig dance! Oh!

0:26:39 > 0:26:41SHE HUMS A TUNE

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- He did this to you?- Yes, he did.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48And you did nothing?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51No. I was confused.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52I just wanted it all to go away.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55She's right. Maybe if you'd reported it...

0:26:55 > 0:26:56No, that's not what I meant.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58If no-one does anything, it's just going to continue.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00It's not about punishing him,

0:27:00 > 0:27:02or revenge - it's about stopping it happening to someone else.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04He's right. You should report it.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Why me? You didn't report it, you hypocrite.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09- I just want what you wanted. - Rosie...

0:27:09 > 0:27:12No! Leave me alone.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14I just want to forget it ever happened.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Just like you.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24IN BAD COCKNEY ACCENT: How did little Tim behave?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27And you have no idea who's sending them?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Ever since I lost the use of my legs,

0:27:29 > 0:27:31everyone keeps telling me how well I'm doing.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33I don't want to be that helpless person.

0:27:33 > 0:27:41# Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time... #

0:27:41 > 0:27:43We are so doomed.