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0:00:41 > 0:00:42Oh, hello.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Good morning. Oh, you have a postcard!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Though it's more like a telegram, the way Emily writes.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50It looks like she is having a good time.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hmm.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Now, I wondered if you had a fluted baking tin?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I looked at mine this morning and it has a dent in it.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Well, that won't do for your baking competition.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- What size do you need? - Uh, 12 inches?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I'm pretty sure I've got one. Come in.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Would you like a cup of tea? - Oh, yes, please. Thank you.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14So...how long do you expect Emily to be away?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Well, I was expecting her home by now.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18If I'd known she was going to be gone for good,

0:01:18 > 0:01:20I might have got a lodger in.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22For good? So how long has she extended her visa?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25She was applying for a four-year visa last time we spoke.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28It seems there's a shortage of nurses in Western Australia too.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Ah, I see. - GILL CHUCKLES

0:01:30 > 0:01:32She took her time to leave home,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35but she's well and truly flown the nest now!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I expect she'll fall in love and...get married.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Will this do? - Oh, that is perfect.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42AND it is nonstick!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44GILL LAUGHS Do you take milk?

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Yes, please.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Uh, this is the competition.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Well, my mixer broke last week, so this is perfect timing.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Really?

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Oh, I wanted to buy

0:01:57 > 0:01:58one of those pasta machines!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Well, the competition is only open to students and staff

0:02:01 > 0:02:03at the university.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I had to apply for special permission to enter myself.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Special permission? Well, well...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I guess we'll never know if my orange polenta cake

0:02:11 > 0:02:13beats your Mary Berry cherry cake.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15No doubt we will get another chance.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18COMPUTER CHIMES

0:02:24 > 0:02:26COMPUTER CHIMES

0:03:08 > 0:03:10You know I won't be able to help you set it up?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12We are so busy today, I'm already behind.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Well, I will be able to manage. Oh, be careful!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Sorry, sorry. Here, let me take it.- Thanks.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Where do you want it? - Just in there. Thank you.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Hello again.- Hello.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29We, uh, we met when you came to my church,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32our regular organist was off ill.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Ah, yes, and you baked that delicious cake for morning tea.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Indeed. Bend your knees.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38SHE SIGHS

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Right, well, thank you very much for that.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Is that a keyboard?- Well spotted.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'm quite musical myself.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52In fact, Ricky Delaine commented that my voice had gravitas.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Ricky Delaine?- Yeah!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Are you on tour? - No, no, I wish I was.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'm studying music - or I WAS studying music,

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I'm going home with my tail between my legs.- Oh?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I haven't found a job or a place to stay this year,

0:04:06 > 0:04:09and I've been sleeping on couches for weeks.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Doesn't the university help with accommodation?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14They do in your first year, but then you're on your own.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16What about an emergency loan?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18It's just more debt, isn't it? Just piling it on, and for what?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, you never know where your passions might lead.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I know I'm not good enough to be a professional, and...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25none of the big music schools took me.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Well, that is no reason not to continue.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31No, I believe that every talent, no matter how minor,

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- then it should be developed.- Mm.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Me too. But I can still play,

0:04:34 > 0:04:38and no-one's going to stop me from studying on my own.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39- Neil Brown?- Me.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Oh, you can leave that there. I'll look after it for you.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Thank you, I appreciate that.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Aww, poor boy.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52What's the world coming to if music is a luxury the young can't afford?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56All the arts are under attack, and it is up to us to save it.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59That is why I am starting the library

0:04:59 > 0:05:01that YOU are so reluctant to support.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06No. At a time like this, we should all do our bit.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Well, I just wish I could offer that young man somewhere to stay.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11You do have a spare room.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yeah, but Geoffrey doesn't like strangers.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17He would behave appallingly.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19What about you?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29I'd like to make an appointment to talk to the vice-chancellor.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well, it's of a personal nature.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Yes, I can hold.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37They call it "home-sharing".

0:05:37 > 0:05:40It is like having a lodger, but they do things for you in kind.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42For example,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44they would clean your house once a week.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48In my experience, young men aren't much good at cleaning.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Or he could do your shopping.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh, I wouldn't mind someone to drive me these days.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Well... They are usually there only during the term time.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00But that means you will have your house to yourself

0:06:00 > 0:06:01during the holiday.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06Well, now that I know that Emily's not coming back...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09..the house does feel a bit empty.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12That is why I thought of you!

0:06:12 > 0:06:16When she returns, she can move straight back in.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19No, this is perfect for your situation.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Well, I'm happy to think about it.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24The thing is, we are in a bit of a fix.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27He will have to abandon his studies if we cannot find somewhere

0:06:27 > 0:06:28for him to stay today.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30But I haven't even met him.

0:06:30 > 0:06:35He is a lovely boy, studying music, very helpful.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38I am sure that he can provide references.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Why don't I bring him round to meet you?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Well, there's no time like the present, is there?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Wonderful.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Well...bullying. Online harassment.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Of course by other students,

0:06:51 > 0:06:55that's why I want the vice-chancellor to deal with this!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yes, I can hold.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Now, do you drive?- Absolutely.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Well, if this works out with Mrs Parling,

0:07:03 > 0:07:05she would like you to drive her occasionally.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Now, she drives a manual.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, that's fine. I'm a farm boy, I can drive anything.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Tractors, vans...

0:07:11 > 0:07:13And you understand that this is on a trial basis?

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Of course.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Mrs Parling would like to see you at 11.30.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I will come with you just to introduce you.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I think we should leave in about 40 minutes?- Sure.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Well, why don't I assemble this for you while I wait?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28One good deed deserves another.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29That is very kind, thank you.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Allen key?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37RECORDED MESSAGE: 'All great achievements start with a vision.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38'For over 100 years,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41'our students have forged theirs here,

0:07:41 > 0:07:44'going on to change lives for the better.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46'University of Letherbridge.'

0:07:46 > 0:07:47'Hello?'

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Yeah, hello.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55But why should I have to go to student services for a referral?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Do you not believe what I'm saying?!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Go online and look for yourself, it's all there!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Oh, stuff your procedures!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04COMPUTER CHIMES

0:08:12 > 0:08:14COMPUTER CHIMES

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- You have a lovely house, Mrs Parling.- Oh, please, call me Gill.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18OK. Gill.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21It looks like you like to cook, do you?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22I do, and you?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Well, I bake a mean chocolate cake!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Really?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Well, perhaps a better way to get to know each other would be

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- to do something together. - Yeah, sure.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Neil's at the university that's running your baking competition,

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- isn't he? - Yes.- The Refugee Relief Fund.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Is that tonight?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Uh, yes, but I think you needed to have registered in advance.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Oh, I'm sure it will be fine.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50The entrance fee's for charity, isn't it? So why not?

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Oh, it says entries are still open.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53GILL GASPS

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I bake a fantastic orange cake.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Well, uh, perhaps Neil would like to stick

0:08:58 > 0:09:00to the chocolate recipe that he is used to.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm totally up for learning something new. Yeah.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Ah, great.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Tea?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16MACHINES BLEEPS STEADILY

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Morning.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Hey. Mum woke up.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Really? That's great.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Did she talk? - Yeah. She was actually pretty lucid.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34What did she say?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38She still doesn't know how she got here, or what happened,

0:09:38 > 0:09:39that's still a blank.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43She said she'd been dreaming about this stray cat we took in once.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45We called her Love-Sponge.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Right.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51She was asking after Karl, she's so proud of how well he's doing.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Hey. There's something I wanted to talk to you about.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00What?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Let's get some air first, yeah?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20It's still clear.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Don't panic, it will bubble away for a moment or so

0:10:22 > 0:10:23before it turns brown.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- I just don't think it's hot enough. - It is!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I'll need that cup of flour now.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Oh...- What?- You didn't sift it!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- It's OK, I never sift. - It won't rise!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37HE EXHALES I'll have to start again now.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39It's burning, it's burning!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41What a waste!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45OK. What's up?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49OK...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I know this is really uncool, what with Bren

0:10:52 > 0:10:56sort of being your outlaw mother-in-law and all that...

0:10:56 > 0:10:59but I was wondering if, when she's discharged...

0:11:01 > 0:11:04..if she could come and stay in our spare room?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05I know, and I'm sorry to ask,

0:11:05 > 0:11:07but what chance has she got on her own?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Trying to go cold turkey in a shelter?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13We're family, right?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Yeah. We are.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22And it's not just for her, it's for me as well.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25All of this has been eating away at me,

0:11:25 > 0:11:28not knowing if she's in a gutter, or being beaten up, or worse.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33It would just mean a lot to me if I knew she was safe.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Of course it's OK. Everybody needs a home.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Thank you. What I did do to deserve you?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53We might need to get some things to make it nice.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Pillows, bedsheets.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I'll go after work. Maybe even a bedside lamp.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02No, you're busy, I'll go.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04She'll sleep for hours yet anyway.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Mrs Tembe.- Ah. - It-It's not going to work.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45It was a nice idea, helping the lad out, but...

0:12:45 > 0:12:48everything he did irritated me!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Would you like me to talk to him?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Perhaps a gentle word in the right direction...

0:12:53 > 0:12:54We couldn't even bake a cake together.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58He couldn't spare me his ideas about what I was doing wrong.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I-I don't think I could live with that.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02I shouldn't have rushed into it.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06I thought it might be a bit of fun, but I'm too old for this.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08I'm already exhausted by this morning!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Well, at least you gave it a try.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14And perhaps I got a little carried away earlier.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17A lodger is not a replacement for a daughter.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19No.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Would you mind telling him?

0:13:21 > 0:13:25- No, of course. No, that is my responsibility.- Thank you.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I'm never going to get this ready in time.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35SHE STRAINS

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Hiya, Bren.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42I'm glad you're awake.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I wanted to talk to you.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57About Ayesha... and what's best for her.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20CAMERA PHONE CLICKS

0:14:26 > 0:14:28DOOR CLOSES

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Well, so much for young men not being good at cleaning.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Just thought it might help smooth things over a little bit.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Our co-operative effort didn't go too well.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42No.

0:14:42 > 0:14:47There is no easy way to say this, but Mrs Parling does not feel

0:14:47 > 0:14:50that sharing her house will work for her.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Oh.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54But I would like you to come and stay with me -

0:14:54 > 0:14:57or I could book a bed-and-breakfast.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Erm...I think I might catch the last train.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Oh, no. Actually, I was hoping that

0:15:03 > 0:15:06you could take the cake out when this goes off.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08You could bring your clothes over.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10SHE SIGHS

0:15:11 > 0:15:13What do you think?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Yeah, OK, sure.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20I think Gill is having a nap. I'll stay here till she wakes.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22I'm not sure how you lock the house and...

0:15:22 > 0:15:24That is very considerate of you.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27I really have to go. I need to get to work.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29But I will sort the cake out when I get back, and...

0:15:29 > 0:15:32then we can have a nice little chat, hm?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:15:56 > 0:15:59HE PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE

0:16:08 > 0:16:10TIMER BUZZES

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, hello.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Sorry, I hope I didn't wake you.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17No, your playing was lovely.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Thanks.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Did Mrs Tembe...?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Yes, she did. It's fine, I understand.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Sharing your home is a big deal.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31I've got to go and take out Mrs Tembe's cake out of the oven.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Of course, go ahead.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- How did it turn out? - I don't know. Should I tip it out?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- I would.- Mrs Tembe didn't say.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53If you leave it in too long, it might brown, or stick.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'm not sure, perhaps...

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Now, if you use one of these...

0:16:59 > 0:17:02you need to put the plate on top like that.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Mm-hm.- You need the cloth again because it's still very hot.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Put the cloth on top and then hold it underneath the tin.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Right, now, what you've got to do is,

0:17:12 > 0:17:15you've got to flip it over really quickly, OK?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17That's it.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Now, take the cloth out from underneath...

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Mind, the tin's still hot.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Now lift the tin off.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Ho-ho.- Yeah! Well done!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Look at that texture! There's little bubbles on the surface.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Oh, it smells beautiful.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31FIRE ALARM BLEEPS

0:17:31 > 0:17:32That's mine!

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Well, take it out of the oven before it burns more!

0:17:38 > 0:17:39HE COUGHS

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Oh, it's totally beyond saving!

0:17:43 > 0:17:46No, let's have a go, anyway.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48BOTH COUGH

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Here. There you are.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- How long was it in for? - It's my fault, I...

0:17:56 > 0:17:58turned it up to the max.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Why?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03I was upset, when Mrs Tembe told me I couldn't stay.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Oh, I'm sorry.- No, I'M sorry.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08It was spiteful of me, I just...

0:18:08 > 0:18:12No wonder no-one wants to live with me.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Don't say that.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16No, I'm messing everything up at the moment!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I dropped a tray of drinks at a pub trial last week,

0:18:18 > 0:18:21all of the household share interviews I've gone for

0:18:21 > 0:18:23have picked someone else,

0:18:23 > 0:18:25and now I have managed to turn your beautiful cake

0:18:25 > 0:18:27into a massive pile of charcoal poo!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29FIRE ALARM STOPS, GILL LAUGHS

0:18:29 > 0:18:31So far, 2017 sucks!

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Oh, Neil, you're a lovely, genuine young man.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37And you play the piano beautifully.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Things will work out.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41What was it that made you change your mind?

0:18:41 > 0:18:46Seriously, I need to know what it is about me that puts everyone off.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Neil, it wasn't you, or...the cake.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54I'm too set in my ways to accommodate anyone else.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58I get irritated easily, and cranky when I'm tired.

0:18:58 > 0:19:03I like things done my way, and I'm too old to change.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Well, I'm not too old to change.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11My daughter Emily always says it's either my way or the highway.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Are you prepared for that?

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Hey? How are you feeling?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Pretty rough.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Better for seeing you.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Look, I've had an idea.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36I've made up the bed in the spare room,

0:19:36 > 0:19:38and we want you to stay with us for as long as you want to.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Tyler's family now, so it's OK.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I got you some new bedsheets, and...

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Look, do you remember Lamby?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51SHE LAUGHS WEAKLY

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yeah, I remember.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56It didn't matter how many times I told you it was a rabbit,

0:19:56 > 0:19:58it was still "Lamby".

0:20:00 > 0:20:03You'll do better if you stay with us, Mum.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06No-one can get clean on their own. You really need to do this.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- You do WANT to do this, don't you? - I do.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15But I'm tired, love.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Yeah. You rest, Mum.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22You need to get your strength back,

0:20:22 > 0:20:24and we're going to give you a place to do that, OK?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30I'll go and get something to eat and I'll be back later.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46MRS TEMBE SIGHS

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Very nice.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50And how's today's other little project going?

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Oh, my cake.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54I have to phone and see how that has turned out.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57No, I meant housing our budding musician.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Oh, not too good. Excuse me.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- 'Hello?'- Hello? Eh, Mrs Parling.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Your cake is perfect, if that's why you're ringing.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08No holes, no browning?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11No, it's an inspiration!

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Wonderful. And how is Mr Brown settling into my place?

0:21:15 > 0:21:16No, he's still here.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20He's sifting flour, exactly as I told him to.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Really? - Yes, we're having another trial.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25If he can follow my instructions to the letter

0:21:25 > 0:21:29and bake a perfect cake, he can stay.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Oh. So you're making another cake?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Yes, so your mixer's not safe yet, Mrs Tembe!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36SHE CHUCKLES

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Well, I'd better get home and start on my icing.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45The orange glaze is a nice touch, very effective.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Yes, Neil has done a fantastic job.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Thank you, but really all I did was follow instructions.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Well, there's a talent to that.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Does this mean he has passed the test?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56With flying colours.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Yes, but we're going to give it a two-week trial to start with.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01That's right, so don't get too big for your boots.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05There's a lot of rules to master if you want to live with me.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Excuse me a moment, please.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Thank you for bringing us together, Mrs Tembe.- You are most welcome.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- She really wants that mixer. - Oh, don't worry, we won't win.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'm just having a bit of fun.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Vice-Chancellor! I need to talk to you urgently.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29About students at this university

0:22:29 > 0:22:31that are secretly photographing women

0:22:31 > 0:22:34they've had sex with and posting the pictures online.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35They call themselves "the League",

0:22:35 > 0:22:37and they keep tallies of their conquests,

0:22:37 > 0:22:40congratulating and patting each other on the back. It's sick.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43And these guys don't hold back on abusing the women, either.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45That's appalling.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47I was targeted, and I asked them to take the photos down

0:22:47 > 0:22:49and they wouldn't, so I tried to stand up to them

0:22:49 > 0:22:52and I got completely slated, so now it's time for the university to...

0:22:52 > 0:22:55OK, ju-ju-ju... First of all, what's your name?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Rosie.- Rosie, this is a very serious matter.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Have you reported this assault to the police?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Well, no, it's not an assault, exactly.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04It's the way they post the photos afterwards.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05So you haven't informed the police?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07No, cos they're organising it from here,

0:23:07 > 0:23:09so it's the university's problem.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11And we are aware of problems such as this.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12You know this is going on?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15We know that the culture of revenge porn is a serious problem.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18It's not revenge porn. They plan it, it's a game for them!

0:23:18 > 0:23:20And I've ordered a task force to investigate.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Well, how long is that going to take?

0:23:22 > 0:23:23How does that protect me now?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Rosie, believe me, your safety is paramount.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Have you contacted the counsellors at student services?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31No, I don't want counselling, I want them to be stopped.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Are they ready?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Rosie, I'm on your side here.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Improving the safety of women on campus

0:23:36 > 0:23:38is my number one priority, but right now,

0:23:38 > 0:23:41I have to announce the winner of the competition.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44So, Rosie, will you promise me you will make an appointment

0:23:44 > 0:23:46to see the university student services?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I want you to make an example, expel them!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50And that may be the action that the university takes,

0:23:50 > 0:23:53but I can see that you are hurting, Rosie.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Right now, you need to take care of yourself.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Will you please promise me you will see the university counsellors?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Look, I-I really have to go now, Rosie.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04But I'm taking this on as my responsibility

0:24:04 > 0:24:06so you can focus on getting back on track.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Please, see the counsellors, OK?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29APPLAUSE

0:24:29 > 0:24:33Now, before I announce the winner, I would just like to thank everyone

0:24:33 > 0:24:36who entered or bought cakes this evening.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39These fantastic cakes are not only raising money for refugees,

0:24:39 > 0:24:42they're also generating goodwill

0:24:42 > 0:24:44and turning up the heat on this important issue.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49If I can just...

0:24:49 > 0:24:51open the envelope.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52LAUGHTER

0:24:52 > 0:24:57And the winner of the University Refugee Relief Bake Off is...

0:24:57 > 0:25:00a student at the university - Neil Brown!

0:25:00 > 0:25:03With his orange polenta cake. Neil?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Neil, where are you?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Neil, is that you? Neil, come on up!

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Come on.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Congratulations, Neil, well done.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17All of these wonderful prizes are yours to take home tonight.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20It was a very close call, ladies and gentleman,

0:25:20 > 0:25:22and the judges especially wanted to acknowledge the work

0:25:22 > 0:25:24of the runner-up -

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Mrs Tembe and her marvellous cherry cake.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Well done, both of you.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Max!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oi!

0:25:42 > 0:25:45I think you should have the mixer, Mrs Tembe.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47What? Really?

0:25:47 > 0:25:50When you've found me such a lovely housemate,

0:25:50 > 0:25:52it doesn't seem right.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57Well, I wanted to win, but fair and square.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Well, you did, in a way.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Our cake was a joint effort.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Really, we should have been disqualified.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05It wouldn't do Neil's reputation much good

0:26:05 > 0:26:07with the university.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09No. No, no, no, it would not.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13And you are right, you really should have been disqualified

0:26:13 > 0:26:15and I should have won.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20(You know...

0:26:20 > 0:26:22(I'm going to save your reputation,

0:26:22 > 0:26:25(and I am going to take the mixer.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26(No-one will be the wiser!)

0:26:34 > 0:26:38- So sorry, excuse me. - Well done.- Thank you!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40So happy.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Did she...?

0:27:05 > 0:27:07What do you think you're doing?! Stop!

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Stop this right now!

0:27:16 > 0:27:18THEY GROAN

0:27:18 > 0:27:20It's worse than we thought.

0:27:20 > 0:27:25Nothing matches the anticipation of opening a book for the first time.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28All I get is a monthly allowance, and I get to live here,

0:27:28 > 0:27:30but only as a carer for the real owner.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I want you to help me find the true figures.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- You want me to spy on my boss? - The boss who lied.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Come on, you saw the state Rosie was in on Friday night.