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0:00:32 > 0:00:35BANGING Mr Fisher.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Mr Fisher. Is this noise to go on for the rest of day?

0:00:39 > 0:00:44That noise is the reassuring sound of good, honest toil, Mr Mafouz.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'm not disputing that.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- I wish to know if it will continue much longer.- Nearly finished.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54There.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55What do you think?

0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Another assault upon my faith. - It's a trellis for my new clematis.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Jackmanii. Big, beautiful flowers.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- That just happens to be fashioned in a Star of David.- Is it?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh, I suppose it is.

0:01:11 > 0:01:16Well, the Jackmanii flowers have six petals. I took the idea from that.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19You never fail to miss an opportunity to provoke.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23If I am, I'm merely returning the favours of your own.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25The prayers at all hours of the day and night.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Five times a day, no more.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33The smell of your cooking that hung around for days last week.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35If you mean the midweek family meal,

0:01:35 > 0:01:38it was a recipe of my late wife's and it is not to be sniffed at!

0:01:40 > 0:01:46Mr Mafouz, you just made a funny. Now I've heard everything.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- A Star of David? - Facing in this direction.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Once the plant's grown, it probably won't even look like one.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- He did it on purpose. He always does.- It could be worse.- How?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Remember telling me about the vandalism at the mosque?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Someone painting swastikas on the walls.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05We painted over them, no matter how many times they came back.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08But this, I cannot change.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- You can ignore it though. - It is an affront.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Dad, it's more important than ever that we stand united,

0:02:13 > 0:02:16neighbours in a bigger sense, it's all about unity.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18If there is division, he started it.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24This seems to matter more since Mum died.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30- What do you mean?- Just go round and speak to him. Take a peace offering.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35There is no way I'm setting foot in a Jewish household.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Buzz, even if you don't know the answer.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41That'll give us time to think and failing that... Sidney?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yes. Sorry, sorry.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Failing that, get the quizmaster to repeat the question.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48That blocks the other team, doesn't give them a chance to do it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Most important of all... Sidney! Pay attention.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Sorry, Al, it's this whole Bethany thing.- Bethany?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59I thought we sorted Bethany out in the pub last night.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03I really do not think it is an appropriate place for Miss Morris.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05No, no, no. She wasn't with us.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07No, I mean tonight.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, Cub Scout honour, she will be on the orange juice.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Well, just make sure that she gets safely home at an appropriate time.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Well, that's Sid's department.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Ah, Dr Carter, if you give me your keys, I can put these

0:03:20 > 0:03:24leaflets in the back of your car while you have your lunch.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Oh, I've already eaten, so let's go. - I wanted to thank you again...

0:03:28 > 0:03:29My pleasure.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33It's really important that Bethany's there. She's my backup plan.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- For what?- Well, you know, in case someone drops out.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Who's going to do that?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Well, I was thinking Ayesha might decide quizzing isn't for her.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Look, if you try and talk her out of it, I'll walk too.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Look, mate, we both think the world of her, but I don't want to put her on the spot.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I don't want to make her feel like she's failing us.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53It's only supposed to be a bit of fun. That's what she needs. Look, no Ayesh, no quiz.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Wow! Is that you putting your foot down?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58No, that's just me being a mate, like you should be.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Fine.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Are you sure I can't give you a lift?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08The walk will do me good.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Spring is definitely in the air.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14OK. How about eating out tonight? My treat.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Yes, I'd like that very much.- OK. I'll come and get you after work.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Yes. Good afternoon, Mrs Morgan.

0:04:22 > 0:04:28- Mr Fisher. How are you?- Oh, fine, thanks, Aadil. Yourself?- Good. Good.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I hear you've been doing some gardening.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Well, you've got to make an effort.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35You can tell your dad all the hammering's over.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37I'll make a point of it.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Wasn't that loud, was it? - Can't say I noticed.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43But Dad was praying at one point.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Can I just say something? He's not like me, he's definitely old school.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I know there's no real malice between you...

0:04:50 > 0:04:53And his sense of humour has its limits?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Something like that. Mum used to oil the wheels between you.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Yeah, a bit of friction, a few sparks.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02We know that's the stuff of life.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Just go a little easy on him. - Noted.- Appreciate it.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'll see you, Mr Fisher.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Aadil, I've told you before, call me Maurice.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Well, thank you all for coming.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21We think this is an important opportunity and I hope you

0:05:21 > 0:05:24feel that it will be worth your time. Dr Carter.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Yes, Mrs Tembe and I would like to discuss men putting off

0:05:27 > 0:05:30a visit to the GP until the 11th hour.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33And the consequence of that on potential diagnosis.

0:05:33 > 0:05:39- And how not looking after ourselves can be very costly behaviour.- Ha!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Ah, yes. Mr Fisher. Case in point.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45It's been a while since you've graced the Mill with your presence.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Fighting fit, Dr Carter.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Certainly fighting, in my experience.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Now, I say ourselves, because as a man of a similar age,

0:05:54 > 0:05:58I have succumbed to one or two of the ailments that snap at our heels.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02One of our concerns is a possibility that language and culture

0:06:02 > 0:06:04could be a barrier to better health checks.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07So, does anyone here feel that?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16What's this?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Crib sheet.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Interesting facts, news stories from the last 12 months,

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- all the Oscar winners since 1927 etc, etc.- What?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26And you want us to memorise all this?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28I want you to familiarise yourself with it.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30This is the kind of thing which could well come up on that quiz.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33These quizmasters like to think of themselves as widow makers.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36This would have been more helpful than that quiz yesterday.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Best supporting actress 1985? - Anjelica Huston, Prizzi's Honour.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Directed by her father. Although, actually, she was awarded it in 1986.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46If they want that, we'll say Dianne Wiest in Hannah And Her Sisters.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49She won her second Oscar for Bullets Over Broadway in 1994,

0:06:49 > 0:06:52also directed by Woody Allen.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Is Heston getting one of these, or is it just for us thickos?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Heston's all right. He's almost as smart as I am.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Right, come on. Get on it. I'm serious.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yeah, I'll be sure to tear right through it(!)

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Wow!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Do any of you search for information on the internet?

0:07:11 > 0:07:15What if we were to set up a good health guide for gentlemen

0:07:15 > 0:07:17over the age of 50?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Would any of you use such a resource?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22How about some doctor doctor jokes?

0:07:22 > 0:07:27For those of us smart enough to know laughter is the best medicine.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28You know what I mean.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32I think that humour can work in the same way for some as people

0:07:32 > 0:07:35with a very spiritual outlook.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Not everything must be reduced to a joke.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Certainly not matters of faith.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Rubbish! If your faith is strong, nothing can undermine it.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46My faith - no.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50It should be an instructional part of life, not a crutch.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I think we are getting off the subject.

0:07:52 > 0:07:58- And what is a garden trellis, if not a crutch for a flower?- See?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Again, that was funny.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02You're learning!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03I don't follow.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04You had to be there, Doc.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08How can you be taken seriously, have the respect of your fellow man,

0:08:08 > 0:08:12when you show no respect for your own faith and upbringing?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Why be taken seriously? - HE CHUCKLES

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Hi. Um... I just called to say hello.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Hello, you.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28And hi back.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30'How's things?'

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Same old.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Is everything all right? You sound a bit um...

0:08:34 > 0:08:36What? Distracted?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Nervous?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Happy?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I can't stop thinking about you.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45You say that like it's a bad thing.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48'When can I see you?'

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I thought maybe we could, you know, get a few days away.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Where are you?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Oh, I've just been shopping with Amy.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh. Um...

0:09:00 > 0:09:03I'm sorry. If I'd known, I would never have called.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04'Oh, no. It's fine.'

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I've got a work meeting planned,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09then why don't I pop round afterwards?

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Tonight.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Great.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16That is a terrible joke.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Yeah, well, the funniest part is my uncle, the Rabbi,

0:09:19 > 0:09:20told me that years ago.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Really?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I'm sorry, excuse me, did you just say that your uncle is a Rabbi?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Was, bless him.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31A yarmulke on his head and a twinkle in his eye.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34So, the conversation between you and Mr Mafouz...?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36The sparring?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Well, that's more to do with how we feel about our religions,

0:09:41 > 0:09:43not the differences between them.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- There's more that you have in common than divide you.- Well...

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Good fences, Dr Carter.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Make for good neighbours?

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Well, I am a Christian and I believe -

0:09:55 > 0:09:58forgive us our trespasses,

0:09:58 > 0:10:01as we forgive those who trespass against us.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04That would depend on the nature of the trespass.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Fair point, though, Mrs Tembe.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08They could use you in the Gaza Strip.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Another joke.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Age has not brought you wisdom.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- You have a large family?- So?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I have none now.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19The Holocaust saw to much of that.

0:10:20 > 0:10:25My mother, she escaped through the Kindertransport.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Put on a train by her parents and sent to a strange country.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Alone.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32That's, um...

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Words fail me.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37She survived. Millions didn't.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44I took it upon myself to keep her laughing. If she didn't, she cried.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50Age has brought me insight. Life is full of hazard and chaos.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56Ultimately, it's all a joke. So you might as well make it a good one.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59My faith is my shield to what you believe.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03But then, Judaism has no concept of heaven or paradise.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Meaning?- Nothing comes from nothing.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08All the more reason to enjoy what you have when you have it.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13- Or as my religion puts it, this life, here and now!- Oh, no.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17The joke's on him.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19We do have an afterlife.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Of sorts. Olam Ha-Ba.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24But it has no bacon sandwiches.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Quiz alarm! Name the Booker Prize winner 2011.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- What?- Name a village in London. Name something a farmer possesses.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Well?

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- I don't know. It's something that's going to get you a slap?- Agh!

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Barnes, the answer is Barnes.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Julian Barnes, Barnes the snobby village in London,

0:11:52 > 0:11:54and barn the thing that a cow sleeps in.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Come on. Focus. No nonsense celebrity magazines.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Do your homework!

0:12:02 > 0:12:06And the vicar says, "Iceberg? Goldberg? You're all the same!"

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Eh?- That was worse than last time, Mr Fisher.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Dr Carter, I'm so sorry, but we really need to be going.- OK.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15You should come and see me.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18I pick up my repeat prescription for my heart condition and I

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- don't think anything's changed. - Nonetheless.- It is what it is.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I smoked, I drank, I lived.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28I was wild. Free of the things that haunted my parents.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I think you could do with a thorough examination.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Have you noticed something different?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- We do not have to discuss it now. - I've got no secrets.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39I practically gave my whole life story to my neighbour half an

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- hour ago.- Your neighbour?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Mr Mafouz?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47We've been boxing for the past 20 years, yeah.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51God has a sense of humour, Mrs Tembe.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Well, mine has.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03That was a useful meeting earlier, don't you think?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05They're good people at the Mill.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08I suppose you were still joking, long after I left.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Laughing at me?- If I laugh at anything, it's at life.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14You make fun of me and my faith.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I used to envy you, you know?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Used to?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23You had a lovely wife. Very polite to me.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26You never wondered about that key in your kitchen?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- What are you talking about? - With the smiley face key ring.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32The one hanging up with all your other keys.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36It was for my house. She kept it for emergencies.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37You've been in my kitchen?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Well, a couple of times.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41A cup of tea with your wife.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45She was gracious. And serene.

0:13:48 > 0:13:55"And among His signs is that He has created for you mates from

0:13:55 > 0:13:59"among yourselves that you may live in tranquillity with them,

0:13:59 > 0:14:04"and He has put love and mercy between you."

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Yeah. - Did you just quote the Koran at me?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Did I?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13It was just something she said, you know,

0:14:13 > 0:14:15when we talked about marriage once.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19You had tranquillity and love with each other.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Didn't you?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Ooh!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oof!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- KNOCKS ON DOOR - Mr Fisher!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Are you all right?

0:15:14 > 0:15:19- Goodbye, Mrs Campbell.- Bye-bye. - PHONE RINGS

0:15:19 > 0:15:22The Mill health centre. How may I help you?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I need to speak to Dr Carter.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27'I am sorry, Dr Carter is at the campus surgery.'

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Is that Mrs Tembe?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Yes. Yes, it is.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- This is Mr Mafouz. I was at your meeting this afternoon.- Yes.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Yes, of course. Is everything all right?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39'It's my neighbour. Mr Fisher.'

0:15:39 > 0:15:41He has collapsed at his home.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Have you called an ambulance?- 'No.'

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Right. You need to hang up and do so straight away.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Can you get into the house and help before the paramedics arrive?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Well...- 'Do what you can,'

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Mr Mafouz. But call the ambulance straight away.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- 'Emergency, which service?' - Ambulance, please.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Oh, I'm so sorry, I know there's no-one manning reception just

0:16:11 > 0:16:14now but this was the first chance I've had to grab a coffee.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- I heard the phone go. Was that an appointment?- Er... No, no.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Actually, while you're here, I know Professor York in the

0:16:20 > 0:16:25Science Department at the university and she is looking for volunteers.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28And you believe in supporting research.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- I am sorry, what is it? - It's a T-shirt.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35She'd like people to wear it for a couple of nights and then reseal it back in the bag.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39It's a social experiment. Something to do with gauging pheromones.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42All the instructions are in the bag.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Mrs Tembe?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Oh, I am sorry. I will see what I can do.- Right.

0:17:14 > 0:17:20Right, stay focused. Keep calm. Let's try not to look at them directly.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24But if we want to psyche them out, then maybe we should look them directly in the eyes.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26There we go.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Ruhma, your job is to keep bringing the drinks throughout the quiz.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Well, I ordered them, but Bethany paid for them. - That's very kind of her.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Yeah, I think she wants to be part of tonight.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Good evening, folks. Are we all ready?- Good luck, everyone!

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Thanks.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44OK, tonight's heat sees a meeting of medical minds.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Our returning champs, the Wisdom Teeth... CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:17:48 > 0:17:51..playing then the team from the Mill, the Gifted Painkillers.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:17:54 > 0:17:55- The what?- GPs.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Very erudite.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Right, first up, fingers on buzzers, is the picture round.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Celebrity faces. For ten points, can you name that person?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- BUZZER - Rita Ora!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Is correct. First blood to the GPs.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10CHEERING AND WHOOPING

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Dad! What...? What happened? What were you doing in Maurice's house?

0:18:34 > 0:18:39- Mr Mafouz...- Mrs Tembe. Are you here to see Mr Fisher?

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Well, I was a little concerned after receiving your phone call.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44This is my son, Aadil.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46This is Mrs Tembe from the Mill.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Do you know Mr Fisher well?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Well, I met him for the first time this afternoon.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54He's a very lively and articulate man.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58It is good to see that you have put your differences aside and come.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- No, I'm here because I did a terrible thing.- Dad!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03You spoke with understanding about faith.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05It is my faith that compels me to be here.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06In what way?

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- I had a key. I could have acted faster.- Don't torture yourself.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I was raised to think it was wrong to associate with Jewish people.

0:19:13 > 0:19:18That would have been an affront to my faith if I entered their homes.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21It was drummed into me, what a sin it was.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24The dishonour it would bring the family.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26I hesitated, and now, look.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Has there been any news on Mr Fisher's condition?

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- We've been waiting, but as we're not next of kin...- Right.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Well, I will see what I can find out.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Excuse me. A Mr Fisher was brought in earlier on today.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44- BUZZER - That's Leicester City

0:19:44 > 0:19:46and the disputed trophy is Gary Lineker's underpants.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Is the right answer again from the trivia diva on Team GP.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Tyler was a massive football fan.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54The dentists are giving you serious evils.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56So they should.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01- It's going brilliantly. Anyone for a top up?- I'll get these.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Same again, thanks.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Bethany's very impressed.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09With what? Not had one decent question yet.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13It's all low brow culture and Z-list celebrities.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Of which Ayesha knows more than the dentists so far.- Right, next round.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19The category is music.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23These are questions on famous covers of classic tracks.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25For goodness' sake! Might as well retire!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28First up, Florence and the Machine hit the charts with which

0:20:28 > 0:20:31song and who recorded the original?

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Oh, I know the song. - BUZZER

0:20:33 > 0:20:36You've Got The Love and it was by The Source with Candi Staton.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Word perfect. Ten points to Team GP.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Where are the questions on astrophysics?

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Thank you very much.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I am sorry,

0:21:00 > 0:21:03but Mr Fisher has passed away.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05No! This is terrible!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I am so, so sorry.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11If he had got help quicker, do you think he might...?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14We will never know the answer to that, Mr Mafouz.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- But I understand that he did have a heart condition.- He did.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22He once told me it was proof of a life lived well.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24If not wisely.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28I didn't hate him. I despaired of him sometimes.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- But he was a kind man. - Dad, you went into his home.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34He got help faster than you're making out.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38Is there something we could do? A ritual to be carried out?

0:21:38 > 0:21:40A ceremony?

0:21:40 > 0:21:44I think the Jewish custom is for the family to read a Hebrew prayer.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I will go and see the hospital chaplain.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51I will be his family, until we know otherwise.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Let's have some wine.- Thanks.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05I'm sorry about this afternoon.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08If I'd known you were with Amy, I would never have called.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09She wanted a jacket.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Thought she could charm me into making an impulse buy.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16And did she?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- How does this happen? - Shopping?- No.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Suddenly, you're in the middle of something before you even

0:22:25 > 0:22:26know it's begun.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29In a good way.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32I feel like I'm treading a dangerously thin line between

0:22:32 > 0:22:37having huge doubts and not giving a damn.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Is that so bad?

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Be honest.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Are you having doubts?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47No more than you.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50It's starting to feel real.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52And it didn't before?

0:22:52 > 0:22:56There's a weight to this now and that changes everything.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00The reality is that I have a family.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Up until now, we've been in a bubble.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Is that bubble about to burst?

0:23:19 > 0:23:25And the final results are Gifted Painkillers 275,

0:23:25 > 0:23:27and Wisdom Teeth 400.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30CHEERS Bad luck to the runners-up,

0:23:30 > 0:23:34a roaring start but the returning champs came through.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I'd be embarrassed to win such a moronic quiz.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Well, hats off to you for ensuring it wasn't

0:23:38 > 0:23:41a complete slaughter for the dentists.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Thanks.- I've always hated dentists.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Right. Well, that was a wasted evening. Good night.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49I'm glad he's not taking it personally.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- Right, who's up for one more? Same again?- Why not?- Sid?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Bethany?

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- I have to go. But thanks.- Yeah, I'll catch you up.- See you later.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Mrs Tembe made me promise that I'd get you home safely, so...

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Your place or mine, Dr Vere?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06No, look... I mean...

0:24:06 > 0:24:09I don't want you to think...

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Bethany, you're really... - Relax. I'm winding you up.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15I mean, you're cute, but you're not THAT irresistible.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh. Right.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I've got a taxi booked,

0:24:19 > 0:24:22but I just wanted a word with the dentists before I go.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I thought you wanted to be a doctor.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Yeah, I just want to see if I can get some more experience.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Look at those teeth.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37Yeah. OK. Well, I hope that goes well for you.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41I'll still expect written feedback and a reference by...Friday?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Sure, yeah. I won't forget. - I won't let you.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45And when I've read everything,

0:24:45 > 0:24:47I'll let you know if I disagree with anything.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Sort of write you an assessment. - OK, yeah.- OK.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Hi. Could we have a word, please? Thanks.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Hi. I'm Bethany.- Nice to meet you.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16This is a translation of the mourner's Kaddish.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Are you sure about this?

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Dad, everything I said about our differences and how they

0:25:25 > 0:25:29don't matter, reciting a Hebrew prayer might be going too far.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Aadil, please. I must do this.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36- It's a big compromise. - I have to atone for my trespass.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38- If you want to leave...- No.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40I'll stay.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48"Magnified and sanctified be His great name in the word which

0:25:48 > 0:25:52"He has created, according to His will.

0:25:52 > 0:25:58"May He establish His kingdom during your life and during your days."

0:25:58 > 0:26:03"And during the life of all the house of Israel,

0:26:03 > 0:26:08"even speedily and at a near time and say ye, Amen."

0:26:08 > 0:26:14- BOTH:- "May His great name be blessed forever and to all eternity."

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Come on. Can't you see it?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Meeting at the airport, flying off to somewhere like,

0:26:25 > 0:26:30I don't know, Paris, Berlin or Barcelona.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'd pay.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34I can't let you do that.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36It's far too indulgent.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Look, there are a lot of things that are made worse by guilt.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43There are also a lot of things that are made a bit better by it.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Oh, all right. What about somewhere over here then? You know...

0:26:49 > 0:26:52What about the Lake District or the Cotswolds?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54I haven't been there for ages.

0:26:56 > 0:27:02Just somewhere where no-one knows us. Total freedom.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05When you talk this way, I don't care where we go.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10That settles it.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12You choose.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Oh, OK. Um...

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Cotswolds, definitely.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23It doesn't really matter where we go because I'm not going to let

0:27:23 > 0:27:25you out of the bedroom.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Promises, promises. - SHE CHUCKLES

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- What has happened?- Muscles...

0:27:36 > 0:27:39- Are you hurt?- Um...

0:27:39 > 0:27:42Do you know, I bet your mum's feeling exactly the same.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44It's a big day for her too.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48- She thinks I have stolen you away. - Not just stolen.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Bewitched.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Captivated.

0:27:51 > 0:27:55- You are ruining my life!- D-d-d-d....