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0:00:38 > 0:00:40See you later, Jean.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42What?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Graham. Graham!

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Where's the fire? Calm down.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Where're you going?

0:00:49 > 0:00:52You've never been very good at visual clues, have you?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55You can't go out now. You've got an appointment with Heston.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57An appointment you made without my consent.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Nevertheless, you...- I haven't had a day off in three weeks.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Now, if you don't mind, I intend to enjoy myself.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Graham, you've not been yourself lately.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Here we go again.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10If you don't keep your appointment, I'll go and see Heston myself.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Jean, please...

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Look, I don't know what's wrong with you, but one thing is certain -

0:01:15 > 0:01:17you can't keep hiding from the truth.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I'm not hiding anything.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Really? Perhaps I should ask David or Roger at work?

0:01:25 > 0:01:29OK... OK, but I'm only doing this to keep the peace.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52I shall be glad when this working week is over.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Is everything all right?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Yes, fine.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59I'm very much looking forward to a relaxing and quiet time at

0:01:59 > 0:02:01the Icon this evening.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Us ladies have a lot to catch up on.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Quiet and relaxing? I hope not!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Excuse me?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Nothing.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12What are you up to?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Nothing. We'll go for a quiet drink.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Honestly.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Jean, wasn't expecting to see you both.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25This isn't a social call.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Jean...

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Graham, would you like to come through?- Thank you.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32What're you doing?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34You don't mind if I sit in on the consultation?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36I do mind.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Maybe you'd like to read one of our very entertaining magazines.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40We won't be long.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53# I'd do anything

0:02:53 > 0:02:55# For you, dear, anything

0:02:55 > 0:03:00# For you mean everything to me

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# I know that I'd go anywhere

0:03:04 > 0:03:07# For your smile, anywhere

0:03:07 > 0:03:10# For your smile, everywhere

0:03:10 > 0:03:12# I'd see

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- # Would you climb a hill?- Anything

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- # Wear a daffodil?- Anything

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- # Leave me all your will?- Anything

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- # Even fight my Bill? - What, fisticuffs?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28# I'd risk everything

0:03:28 > 0:03:31# For one kiss, everything

0:03:31 > 0:03:34# Yes, I'd do anything

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- # Anything?- Anything for you... #

0:03:37 > 0:03:41And you've never once been tempted to return to St Phil's?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Not really. Best move I ever made.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45I could never be a GP.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Far too much of a medley for my taste.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I like the specifics of surgery.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Surely you miss that responsibility of holding life in your hands?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59No! Anyway, what brings you to my neck of the woods?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Nothing, really.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Nothing?

0:04:02 > 0:04:03I had a stinking cold last week.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Jean was convinced it was some virulent form of flu.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Anyway, it's gone now.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09And you're fine now?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13As you can see, my fettle is more than fine.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I feel rather embarrassed, as one professional to another,

0:04:15 > 0:04:17wasting your time like this.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19But as you know - Jean, a born worrier.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23So you're here to placate her?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25You could say that, yes.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27How is Jean?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29How do you mean?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31She seemed a little tense.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, we had a little spat on the way here.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37She thinks I drive too fast. As I said, a born worrier.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40- So there's nothing else?- No.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44How did you do that?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45This?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Tired at work last week. Walked into a door.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52An all too frequent NHS incident these days.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Oh, I see.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Don't let me detain you any further. Enjoyed our little chat.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59We must have you round for dinner again sometime.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00That would be lovely.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, you did bring that T-shirt I gave you?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05The one for my professor friend?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Erm, yes. It is in my office.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09And you followed the instructions? No washing, no deodorant?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yeah...I did.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15To tell you the truth, I found the whole experience

0:05:15 > 0:05:16rather disgusting.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19But it is all for a very good scientific cause.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I do not understand.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24What is the purpose of this scientific project?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Well, my professor friend tried to explain it to me, but you know me.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29All the scientific stuff...

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Right.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39How did it go?

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Fine. Fine.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42We'll see you next week for dinner, then?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I look forward to it. Bye for now.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Just off to the little boys' room.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Heston.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52What did you talk about? What did he say?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Jean, you know better than that.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57You need to tell me what he told you.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Well, you need to take it up with Graham.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Anyway, bye for now.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02There's something you might not know. Please.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Erm, if you need to see a doctor, you have to make an appointment.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06It's all right.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Two minutes.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37I'm not asking for information. I'm here to give it.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Go on.

0:06:39 > 0:06:45A few nights ago, I was watching television and I heard a noise.

0:06:45 > 0:06:51I went into the hallway and there was Graham slumped on the floor.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I thought he'd had some kind of blackout.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I didn't know what to do.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Did you call an ambulance?

0:06:57 > 0:07:03Yes, and that's when the trouble began. Graham suddenly recovered.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Just like that.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08And it was like nothing had happened.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11He just said that he'd tripped and fallen down the stairs,

0:07:11 > 0:07:14but he wasn't hurt.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17And when I said I'd called an ambulance...

0:07:19 > 0:07:21I'd never seen him so angry.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25He was furious. Accused me of overreacting.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28And when the paramedics did arrive, he told them there'd been

0:07:28 > 0:07:31a misunderstanding and sent them away.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36And do you know what the most upsetting thing is?

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Since that night, he's been treating me like I'm made of glass.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44You know, like the way you'd treat a crazy person.

0:07:48 > 0:07:53Come and sit down, or get a brew or something.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I'm just wondering how he's getting on with his packing.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Knowing Adam, it will take forever.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Do you think I should go and help?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I think you should leave him be.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Remember when he first came here?

0:08:08 > 0:08:13How can I forget? It was like being invaded by Britain's Got Talent.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15And The Voice. And the X Factor.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Yeah. At least now we can have some peace and quiet.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22I'm dreading it.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31All I want to know is, did Graham talk about what happened the

0:08:31 > 0:08:33other night or not?

0:08:33 > 0:08:34You know I can't discuss that.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38But assuming I've given you fresh information about his state

0:08:38 > 0:08:40of health, couldn't you at least see him again?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Get him to talk about the blackout?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- KNOCK AT DOOR - Hang on.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Oh, Jean, Jean, Jean.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46What in heaven's name do you think you're doing?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Trying to get to the truth.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Don't you think you might be making a fool of yourself?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53I do apologise if either of us have caused any inconvenience.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55It's perfectly all right.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Come along. We're going home. Come on, Jean.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Graham, would you mind if I made an appointment for you to see me again?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Why?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'd like to do a thorough examination.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06What for? What would be the point? It'd be a waste of time.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Not to mention a waste of vital resources.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Cover all the bases. Can't do any harm, what do you think?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Very well. But I guarantee you won't find anything.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Now finally, can we please go home?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Need a hand?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32It's OK. Me and Rob have got it all sorted.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37For your experiment.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Dr Carter has some paperwork to catch up on and says

0:09:40 > 0:09:42he will lock up when he leaves.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43That's great. So we can get going.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45There's no need to hurry.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49The bar we're going to tends to fill up quite quickly.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Bar? What bar? I thought we had agreed on the Icon?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Yes, we had but I overheard some patients talking about

0:09:57 > 0:09:59a new bar that's opened.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Apparently it's got a fab vibe.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I am not interested in a "fab vibe".

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I thought I had made myself crystal clear, I was looking

0:10:07 > 0:10:11forward to an evening of peace and relaxation.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Well, change is as good as a rest.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Not if the change is bad for you.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Well, there's only one way to find out.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Look, if we don't like it, we can always fall back on the Icon.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23What do you say?

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Oh...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Very well.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28That's the spirit.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Would you like some more?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Why not?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Although if we do have Heston over for dinner, we're going to

0:10:36 > 0:10:38have to invest in a posher vintage.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40You know what he's like.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Why don't we ask him after you've had your appointment?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45My what?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oh...that.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52You've no intention of seeing him again.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Have you?!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I'm sorry I've upset you. Please don't cry.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01I can't help it. I don't want to lose you.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03I love you so much.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04And I love you.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06So why can't we go back to how we were?

0:11:06 > 0:11:10No more bickering and dramas. Let's go forward.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Together.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I'd like that.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Then promise me, no more talk of doctors or diagnoses.

0:11:20 > 0:11:26Please. For the sake of our marriage...promise me.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40At least it is clean and respectable.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43There is no loud music.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46What?

0:11:46 > 0:11:50I don't know. I just thought it would be a bit more...glitzy.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52A bit more panache.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Do not tell me you are changing your mind.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56This was your idea, after all.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Yeah, I know.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Come on, let's go in. Best foot forward.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Miss Pitman!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36I would be very grateful if you would kindly explain to

0:12:36 > 0:12:38me what on earth you have dragged me to!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44PHONE RINGS

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Yes?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50It's happened again. I don't know what to do. What should I do?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Jean, what's happened again?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's Graham. He's had another weird episode.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59He's lying on the floor, gibbering and twitching

0:12:59 > 0:13:02and I've tried to rouse him, but he's just not responding.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03I don't know what to do!

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Have you called an ambulance?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Yes. But if Graham wakes before it arrives, he'll send it away.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I know he will.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- I don't think... - You need to come out

0:13:12 > 0:13:14and see him. Make him go to the hospital.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- He'll listen to you. - Jean, try and stay calm

0:13:16 > 0:13:18and wait for the ambulance.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21You don't believe me, do you? You think I'm making this up.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25I'm not saying that. I'm not even on call this evening.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm not asking you as a doctor.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29You're our friend.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Please, he'll listen to you.

0:13:36 > 0:13:41You must think very little of me to assume I would participate in

0:13:41 > 0:13:42such goings-on.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45I don't think very little of you. On the contrary.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48What is all this pheromone business?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50It is very simple.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51If you like someone's smell,

0:13:51 > 0:13:54you hold up their T-shirt until it's claimed.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58I understand speed dating and internet dating. But this?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Bloodhound dating!

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Not only does it look unhygienic but it's thoroughly demeaning.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10I'll admit it's an unusual experience...

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Unusual? You should be ashamed of yourself.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16I'm sorry, but sometimes love needs a push from time to time.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19And the science bit wasn't all lies.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22I can see no evidence of science here.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Well, there's this article all about scientific experiments on

0:14:26 > 0:14:29dating and pheromones back in the 1990s.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Turns out that all the women preferred men with different

0:14:33 > 0:14:35MHC genes to their own.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- MHC, what? - Major histocompatibility complex.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42They're basically genes that have something or other to do with

0:14:42 > 0:14:44disease resistance.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47So based on their pheromones, all the women were picking partners

0:14:47 > 0:14:49who could help their future babies overcome all sorts of

0:14:49 > 0:14:54horrible things like malaria, dengue fever, polio, all sorts of stuff.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59I have no interest in having babies.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Sorry, didn't mean it like that.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Look, we're here now, why don't we just join in the fun?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Fun?! I don't think so.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Look... Look at that.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16It's working like a charm.

0:15:25 > 0:15:30I thought we had agreed to put all this nonsense to one side.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32You need to drop the pretence, Graham.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Heston is here to help you.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Very well.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39What happened to the ambulance?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I rang the call centre and cancelled it.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45But since you're here, let's have a second consultation.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46In private.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47I'm staying.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Heston?

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Yes, I know. Patient confidentiality.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56If you ask me, it's a convenient form of medical purdah.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00This is your last chance to tell the truth.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07What does she mean by that?

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Who knows?

0:16:09 > 0:16:14The fact is, Jean hasn't been making much sense for some time.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I think that's everything.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26I should hope so.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31You know, it will never cease to amaze me how teenagers can

0:16:31 > 0:16:33accumulate so much random stuff.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I'll let you in on a little secret. We manufacture it at night,

0:16:36 > 0:16:37like little elves.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42I know it's going to change from now on.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43What is?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45My life. It's OK, I'm ready for it.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I'd still like to go to drama school, but what with Mum and

0:16:48 > 0:16:50everything, I might have to put that on hold.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Maybe, but hopefully not for too long.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Well, in the meantime, there's so many online opportunities.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I mean, I could get like a million followers on my channel.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00I mean, just look at Zoella.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Look at who?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04The point is, something is going to work out for me.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05I just know it.

0:17:07 > 0:17:12That's a brilliant attitude and I'm proud of you for it.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15And if showbiz doesn't immediately beckon, then you could always

0:17:15 > 0:17:17fall back on being a police officer.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28What are you looking for now?

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Hang on. Something for you to remember me by.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Voila!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Not really my colours.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50You know, I can honestly say, I think I have learnt more from you

0:17:50 > 0:17:52than you could ever learn from me.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55And I would like to thank you for that.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Come here.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03This is very difficult for me.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Have I your word that what I'm about to say will be treated in the

0:18:06 > 0:18:08strictest confidence?

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Of course.

0:18:10 > 0:18:15Jean has always been, shall we say, highly strung.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18But in the past few weeks she seems to be tipping over into some

0:18:18 > 0:18:20kind of mental illness.

0:18:21 > 0:18:26Well, we both know I treated her for depression in the past,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28but she's never been delusional.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Well, you've seen it for yourself.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33This business about me having seizures or whatever.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35It's all in her head.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39It's like she's become a hypochondriac by proxy.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42So those episodes never happened?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Look at me. Do I look woozy or confused?

0:18:45 > 0:18:46For someone who's supposedly had

0:18:46 > 0:18:50a seizure in the last hour, I seem to have made a remarkable recovery.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52There can be exceptions in some cases.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55But I'm not a case. Why're you being so sceptical?

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Because I'm still not convinced how you got that.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01I told you.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07Yes, walking sideways into a door, but unless you're some sort

0:19:07 > 0:19:11of hieroglyphic figure, I can't actually picture it.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Jean. She hit me.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Has it really come to this, Miss Pitman?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35How can you be so desperate?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Could you not just give it a chance?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Look, I have never been lucky in love.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43This could be a new opportunity for me.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44And for you.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Me?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Mr Right could be right here.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Perish the thought!

0:19:50 > 0:19:55Could you just try and take it seriously, if only for my sake?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Very well.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58It will not kill me to wait for you a little longer.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00An orange juice, please.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02All I ask is that you keep an open mind.

0:20:02 > 0:20:07I will keep an open mind, but I refuse to open one of those bags.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Mmmm... Lovely.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Oh, no! No, no!

0:20:22 > 0:20:23No-one's picked my number yet.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Well, you should count your blessings.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Oh!

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Gross!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Don't tell me you like that one?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46She's Winifred, number nine.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Oh, yes! We have a match!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh, Lord.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07If you're in an abusive relationship, I can get you help.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09That would be good.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Come and see me next week and I'll arrange a counsellor.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Thank you for dropping by. It's much appreciated.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16- Are you sure you'll be OK?- Yeah.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Are you going to the hospital?

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Are you taking him?

0:21:22 > 0:21:23I see.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Well, don't say I didn't warn you.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28What're you doing?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30I filmed this just after I phoned you.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33GROANING

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Now do you believe me?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Right. I'll see you in the car.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- I really, really hate goodbyes. - Me too.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59We'll still keep in touch, though, won't we?

0:21:59 > 0:22:02No, I'm going to forget you in an instant.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- LAUGHS:- Oh, sorry!

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Promise me we'll still talk when my totally fab, crowd-pulling

0:22:09 > 0:22:11YouTube channel goes viral?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I cross my heart.

0:22:21 > 0:22:27# I'd do anything for you, dear Anything

0:22:27 > 0:22:31# For you are everything to me. #

0:22:34 > 0:22:36You filmed this? I'm thrashing about,

0:22:36 > 0:22:39having a seizure on the floor, and you filmed it?!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42You left me with no choice! What else was I supposed to do?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Why did you lie about Jean?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47She kept pushing me to tell the truth.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Why didn't you tell the truth?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50You of all people have to ask?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53If this gets out, I'm finished at St Phil's.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55That's not going to happen.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Graham, there are a whole range of issues that could be behind

0:22:58 > 0:23:01your seizures. You need to be diagnosed and

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Occupational Health need to know what's going on.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06You can't say a word. You mustn't.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09My colleagues, my patients respect me. They look up to me.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11My work is my life.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12I'm sorry.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14What about doctor-patient confidentiality?

0:23:14 > 0:23:15You know as well as I do,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18that doesn't apply when there are risks to others.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20OK, but you've seen how easily I recover.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23If I do have some kind of neurological condition, it's

0:23:23 > 0:23:26obviously a very mild one. Manageable, in fact.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28What if you had a blackout during an operation?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Graham, this could be treated.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35I'm going to drive you to St Phil's.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40This is all your fault. Are you happy now?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44You've ruined me. Ruined me!

0:23:44 > 0:23:48That's enough. You should be thanking Jean.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50She may have saved your life.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58You can't avoid him all night.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Can we just go?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03We're not going anywhere till someone chooses my number.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Gotcha!

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Wow. Cherries with a hint of spice.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Excuse me?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Your smell.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14How charming(!)

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Looks like we're destined to get to know each other.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17I do not think so.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20I'm JJ, by the way. And you are...?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Someone who is not interested. Goodbye.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Laundry doesn't lie.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Laundry is mistaken.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26You can't fight fate.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29We can give it a very good try. Goodbye.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32"This bud of love by summer's ripening breath

0:24:32 > 0:24:35"May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet."

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Good...bye.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49We are leaving straightaway.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51No...excuses.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Shouldn't you be putting your coat on?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59We don't want to keep Heston waiting.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I'm not going.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Jean?

0:25:03 > 0:25:07I'm sorry the way I treated you, the things I said.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10That's it?

0:25:10 > 0:25:13What?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16All the time I was worrying about you and you were busy

0:25:16 > 0:25:19portraying me as some kind of neurotic fantasist.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I was scared. I wasn't thinking straight.

0:25:22 > 0:25:27Oh, you were thinking all right. Only it was all about yourself.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Your precious career. Your illustrious status.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36So, dear husband, if you're looking for forgiveness...don't come to me.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh, maybe we should go back for our T-shirts.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56No more delaying tactics.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Good evening, ladies.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Smell you later.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06It's not fair. Your T-shirt got noticed.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10Maybe I shouldn't have bought this from the internet.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14I didn't think my T-shirt was pheromone-y enough,

0:26:14 > 0:26:16so I thought I'd give it a boost.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20And you did not see the fundamental flaw in your plan?

0:26:20 > 0:26:21What flaw?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25These are canine pheromones, Miss Pitman.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26What?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28For dogs.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42We are doing the right thing, morally.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44I have just had a phone call.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Great. You've lost me the bet.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47I'm in isolation, Mrs Tembe.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Your mother has been trying to call you.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52What is this? Some sort of sick joke?

0:26:52 > 0:26:53No, we're just...

0:26:53 > 0:26:55I never wanted to see it again, that's why I gave it away.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59You're having an affair with another man, tell me the truth.