0:00:30 > 0:00:32SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:00:32 > 0:00:34CLOCK TICKING
0:00:34 > 0:00:37SLOW BREATHING
0:00:41 > 0:00:43WIND CHIME TINKLES
0:00:48 > 0:00:50BANG!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54# Da, da-da-da Da, da-da-da
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Baby, we were born to run - yee!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00# Da, da-da-da
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# We were born to run We were born to run. #
0:01:07 > 0:01:111940s MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I'm really glad you saw the show last night.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Are you?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Yes...as we're here.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20It would have been a shame to have missed it.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- It was absolutely fantastic, wasn't it?- It was, wasn't it?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I said, did you get my cake?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Did you get my cake?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Might have. On the other hand,
0:01:43 > 0:01:47I might have been too embarrassed to be seen buying that type of junk.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49There's nothing wrong with a bit of cake.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53No, not if you're a couch potato with a burning desire for diabetes.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Have you not heard of the national sugar addiction?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00The obesity epidemic they're always on about?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03They're always on about something. You can't keep up with everything.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what the dinosaurs said
0:02:06 > 0:02:08before breathing in their last.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10'How can I help you?'
0:02:10 > 0:02:16How much sugar is in a Victoria sponge cake?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18'Let me think about that.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25'100g of Victoria sponge cake contains 37g of sugar.'
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Ahhhh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Maybe I should ask HER to get my cake.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Whose is all this? There's a week's worth of shopping in here.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Sorry! I daren't take it home in case the vultures have it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Along with my teabags, shampoo
0:02:39 > 0:02:42and two tubs of peanut butter they've already had this week.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43TWO tubs?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Yeah, I think Tim and his girlfriend have found some new and original use for it.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Oh!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Told you I needed out.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Hope it's the smooth kind.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Letherbridge Life? You won a subscription or something?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58No. They want to do an interview about my app.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Oh, nice one!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Nah, think I'll give it a miss.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05You should totally speak to them about peanut butter-gate.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07HE CHUCKLES Yeah.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I've got nothing better to do since Anthony got the boot, have I?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Yeah, well, from the goss I've heard, we're well rid.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14And things'll start falling into place,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16especially now you've got Zara in your pocket.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Not to mention yours truly fighting your corner.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20And we'll work out where to live later, yeah?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26The design was fantastic, and the staging.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Yeah, and the acting.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I must admit, I've never seen Cymbeline before.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33But it was very interesting, having a woman in the title role.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Yeah. Oh, and did you know that A Midsummer Night's Dream
0:03:36 > 0:03:38is on tour, and it's supposed to be just as good?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Yeah. Unfortunately, they're not coming to Letherbridge.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Their Bottom is supposed to be fantastic.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I've seen quite a few interesting Bottoms in my time...
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Well, in our line of work, Dr Carter...
0:03:47 > 0:03:49In fact, I played him once.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oh, I'd like to have seen your Bottom!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53HE CHUCKLES
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I don't want us to be at odds.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58We better get going - we don't want to be late.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07VACUUM WHIRRING
0:04:15 > 0:04:18It wasn't much to ask.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yes, well, a little here, a little there,
0:04:20 > 0:04:23and everything starts to build up, doesn't it?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Till they're sucking you dry,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28and you know you got the sticky end of the stick.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Where all my bills keep going up and up,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34and your flamin' house just keeps on appreciating.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Well, rest assured, no amount of money could compensate for living with you.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Likewise, I'm sure. But without me you'd starve, wouldn't you?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Worth it. - So is being on the streets.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54The only thing keeping me here is the hope of seeing you off.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- VACUUM WHIRS Whee!- Likewise, I'm sure.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Good luck with that, Darth Vader.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01DOORBELL Do you want to get that, or shall I?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03So did you get my bloody cake or not?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Why don't you just hop over there and look for yourself?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I've got to get warmed up.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Ah! Oh!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17HE GASPS IN PAIN
0:05:20 > 0:05:22DOORBELL
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Ooh.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Hiya! I'm Ayesha, from the Mill Health Centre.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Tash is off sick today, so I'm covering her home visits.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Right you are. Invalid's in there.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43HE GASPS IN PAIN
0:05:45 > 0:05:47GROANING
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Nearly done...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Can't you do that somewhere else?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Not enough room. - No privacy in my own home.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh, pardon me for breathing.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, if you promise not to do it for much longer.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00It's very good for the old cardio.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I've been telling him for years to get himself in shape,
0:06:02 > 0:06:06get out there, get some of his air from the sky instead of a bottle.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Well, a bit of exercise can help - whatever you can manage, really.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I've got some info on rehabilitation courses back at the surgery.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Yes, spring has sprung, birds are singing, the sap is rising.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Mine isn't. Not any more.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24So, are you two a...couple?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Once upon a time, when we were a touch younger, and much gayer...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31After I came out to my family, in '92...
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- '93.- No, it was...
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I would hardly forget the beginning of the end.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Of your teeth, you mean.- Ha!
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Anyway, we moved in together and, in a fit of insanity, struck a deal.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'd pay the whole mortgage on this place...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50And I would pay all the rest of the bills.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- So, now...- It was like a marriage of convenience.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Worst deal ever.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58And least convenient.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00So, my dear, in answer to your question,
0:07:00 > 0:07:03we're trapped together in domestic bliss.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07OK. Um, I'll just take your blood pressure.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12So, welcome to the Royal Shakespeare Theatre,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14here on the bank of the River Avon.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Now, as we already know, "All the world's a stage,"
0:07:18 > 0:07:21but today, here in Shakespeare's hometown
0:07:21 > 0:07:25of Stratford-upon-Avon, we're going to go beyond that,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28to peep behind "the fringed curtains" on the backstage tour.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30He's very good.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33At memorising his lines. Considering he's about 12.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35..as this is a working-based theatre
0:07:35 > 0:07:38and it depends entirely on what's going on today.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40But that's all part of the excitement of the tour.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42So, my name's Toby...
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Oh, Toby? Do you take after your namesake?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- And...without further ado... - Sir Toby Belch?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53"Possess us, possess us; tell us something of him."
0:07:55 > 0:07:57..let's take a look behind the scenes.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00By all means. "Wherefore are these things hid?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Wherefore have these gifts a curtain before 'em?"
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Right...
0:08:05 > 0:08:08It's all right, love. No need to sugar-coat it.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Yes, go on. Got to be cruel to be kind!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I know it's going to kill me. Just not today, thank you.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Well, just give us a date and I'll make sure not to miss it.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Meanwhile, I'm off for my power-walk.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Trying to push past five miles a day.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Five miles to nowhere!
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Recorded, verified and posted online by my tracker app,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- thank you very much. - Oh, all mod cons, aren't we?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Well, you need something to organise your social engagements,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38and busy modern lifestyle, don't you?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Unless, of course, you're living in the past and have no friends.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Right, well, your oxygen's a bit low, so I'll get that sorted.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49And are you sure you've got enough support living at home?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Is there anyone else looking out for you?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53No, I'll be all right.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56You can always rely on him for the kiss of life.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Anyway, got my daughter, Sam, coming for tea this afternoon.- Oh.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08It's weird the difference one person can make, isn't it?
0:09:08 > 0:09:13The house feels, well, so much quieter without Niamh. Almost empty.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16That's hardly surprising.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19And now it looks like Ayesha is going to be packing her bags.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Well, count yourself lucky!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25What I wouldn't give for... just for some space without Joe
0:09:25 > 0:09:27and Daniel in my ear every five minutes.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30At least you can put Chris up without him tripping over everyone.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Yes, I'll remember that the next time he "pops over"
0:09:33 > 0:09:36from Australia for a long weekend!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Anyway, listen, I wanted to ask your opinion about a social worker.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Jane Fairweather?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I have come across her once or twice.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46It's just, she's told me some things about a pregnant patient
0:09:46 > 0:09:50that have rather made me doubt my own judgment.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Well, I'd say that she's professional,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55and she would have the best interest of the child at heart.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Mm. I knew this patient
0:09:57 > 0:10:00had a history, but she just seems so together now.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06What Jane told me made my hair stand on end.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Well, we meet all kinds of people, don't we, Haskey?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Capable of all kinds of things, I suppose.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14HE MUMBLES
0:10:14 > 0:10:17It's just...you know...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I can't quite believe that a mother would do that to a child.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I mean, her own flesh and blood...
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Tell me about it - human nature never ceases to amaze me.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'm sorry, excuse me.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Carmichael puts her foot in it once again.- What?
0:10:34 > 0:10:39She was clearly upset, she's bound to be sensitive about babies and...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41y'know, after we lost Howard?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Ohh.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Clearly, I'm the idiot. - You said it.- THANK YOU.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I'm not eating your half-chewed biscuits.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58HE SIGHS
0:11:00 > 0:11:01DOOR CLOSES
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You didn't say Sam was coming.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Did you think I'd eat a whole cake by myself?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Well, I should stay...- No, no.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22You've got your important walk to nowhere, and your phone'll be miffed if you don't turn up.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Anyway...Sam said she wants a chat.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37So here we have the quick-change area, with a rail of costumes.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- These are from a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream.- Oh!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44"Get your apparel together, good strings to your beards,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47"new ribbons to your pumps!"
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Have a look ...
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Great, look at that.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52..but please don't touch!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Oh, Puck!
0:11:53 > 0:11:58The most important rule of quick-change dressing, I'm told,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00is not to panic.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01If you're racing to hit your cue,
0:12:01 > 0:12:05you do not want to find yourself wrestling with a straitjacket...
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Maybe you'll get to see my Bottom after all...
0:12:07 > 0:12:11..unless, of course, a straitjacket is called for.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16"What do you see? An asshead of your own, do you?"
0:12:16 > 0:12:19"As, by my faith, I see no more in you."
0:12:19 > 0:12:22"There's no more faith in thee than a stewed prune!"
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- Take it off...- Ahh!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27"Which makes him prune himself, and bristle up,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30"the crest of youth against your dignity."
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Very good.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Can you please give me a hand..?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- I'm sorry.- Er...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Ooh!- Sorry.- It's all right.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39There we go.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41It's nice.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45LABOURED BREATHING
0:12:55 > 0:12:57HE GASPS
0:13:10 > 0:13:12How's my girl?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Mwah!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19You not staying?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22No - on a tight schedule, you know me!
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Ah, I was hoping to catch you both.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Everything OK?- Oh, yeah. With me, everything's fine.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30It's just... Dad's emphysema getting worse...
0:13:31 > 0:13:35I was thinking about getting him to come and live with us.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Makes sense.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I wanted to check you'd be OK with it...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42OK? I'd be made up!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46I've been waiting for an excuse to ditch the old git for years,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49and it's not like I haven't had any offers, believe me!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Better fly, I'm on the old clock.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Wish him happy trails, eh?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14You're really young, to know so much.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- I study post-grad at the Shakespeare Institute.- Ah.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18SHE GASPS
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh, wow.
0:14:21 > 0:14:27So, here we are, onstage, in the actors' shoes, as it were.
0:14:27 > 0:14:33Can you imagine? The audience just hanging on to every word.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- All that energy... - Yeah. Imagine.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Well, life is full of missed opportunities.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Ahh.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Romeo
0:14:43 > 0:14:46and...Juliet.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Actually, we had a load of Year 10s through earlier
0:14:49 > 0:14:53and I had the troublemakers up doing the balcony scene,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56which separated the men from the boys.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Romeo and Juliet?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Yeah, I mean...perhaps you'd like to show us how it's done?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Oh, I don't think... - Oh, come on, you're dying to!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07"If it were done when 'tis done,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09"then 'twere well it were done quickly!"
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Break a leg.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:15:14 > 0:15:16SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- How camst - camest?- Camest. - Thank you.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Flirtier!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28LAUGHTER
0:15:28 > 0:15:31The orchard walls are high and hard to climb,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34And the place death, considering who thou art,
0:15:34 > 0:15:37If any of my kinsmen find thee here.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44LAUGHTER
0:15:58 > 0:16:03Ha-ha! Seven miles, game over, thank you and goodnight.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05The numbers don't lie!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Averaging 25mph?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09That's a statistical anomaly.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Sam gone already?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Yeah, she heard you skidding up on shanks' pony.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19HE COUGHS Didn't she want a serious word?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Thought maybe she'd sussed she couldn't possibly be
0:16:22 > 0:16:23biologically related.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Was nothing important.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ah! HE GROANS IN PAIN
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Ah, will you give it up?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I know you're after moving in over there...
0:16:31 > 0:16:34What? You know nothing of the sort.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- She told me, you gold-plated ignoramus!- No, she...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40She actually has a smidgeon of integrity,
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- presumably from her mother's half of the gene pool!- I...
0:16:43 > 0:16:47So hasta la vista, baby. Enjoy your assisted living!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- I said no.- You said no? Why?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54You! You don't know you're born, do you?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Or what you have in that girl!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57She's my daughter!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Well, you don't deserve her!
0:16:59 > 0:17:00HE GASPS, WHEEZES
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I mean, look at the state of you!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I don't know why she'd bother,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06and then you go and throw it back in her face?!
0:17:06 > 0:17:10You must... HE GASPS AND COUGHS
0:17:19 > 0:17:22O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I gave thee mine before thoust did request it:
0:17:31 > 0:17:34And yet I would it were to give it again.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35LAUGHTER
0:17:35 > 0:17:37OK, that's enough of that.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Oh, come on. Just carry on.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- I think, maybe, we could all do with a break...- Oh, come on, more!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- It was just getting interesting. - It's ridiculous!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Heston. - It's hardly appropriate casting!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49It's just a bit of fun...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51If you were really some soppy teenager
0:17:51 > 0:17:55and I was in the throes of some hormone-fuelled crush,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57but we're not, are we?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00"Henceforth I never will be Romeo."
0:18:03 > 0:18:04(Sorry.)
0:18:06 > 0:18:08LABOURED BREATHING
0:18:13 > 0:18:14HE SIGHS
0:18:18 > 0:18:21That ship has sailed.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23If you're after cash, I'm a bit short.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Come on...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Battery's dead.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37You can't even stand to lose THIS race, can you?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40THEY CHUCKLE
0:18:40 > 0:18:44I don't...don't understand. Why did you tell her no?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46You wouldn't.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48She's got her own life...
0:18:48 > 0:18:52family. Doesn't need me cluttering up the place.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58I like them visiting. Being... fun grandad. Remembered like that.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03Not...some old zombie, coughing over his cornflakes every morning.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07HE COUGHS
0:19:07 > 0:19:09And I can't stand her fella.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Me neither.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14HE GASPS, LAUGHING
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Patronising...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17HE GASPS FOR BREATH
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Eh...eh!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21HE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:19:23 > 0:19:27If you pop your clogs, I'll have to live with him.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Old Top Gear 24/7.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Thought you wanted rid of me.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Oh, good point. Just plug the phone in and call her back, eh?
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Anyway...
0:19:43 > 0:19:47..who would I have to talk to about the past and all that - eh? -
0:19:47 > 0:19:49who was actually there?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Hardly matters now anyway.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Be in the past soon enough.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- No...- Both at death's door.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Grim Reaper knocking...
0:20:02 > 0:20:05KNOCK AT DOOR
0:20:05 > 0:20:07You did hear that, didn't you?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Hello? Anyone home? I brought that info.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oh, my...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Right, don't move, stay there.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Not a problem.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I'm coming, just give me a sec.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Watch my Wade Whimsies. - Stuff your Wade Whimsies!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27What on earth happened?
0:20:27 > 0:20:32Limbo competition - got out of hand.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Well, we've all been there.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Look at him first. He's the invalid.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Yes, ambulance.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41You can talk.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43And you can't, which is a relief to all...
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Oh, be quiet, both of you.
0:20:45 > 0:20:4837 Birch Close, Letherbridge.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Your chest's hurting, is it?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53First my leg. Now this!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- He was coughing blood. - Your leg where?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Pulled a muscle...days ago.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Yes. Suspected pulmonary embolism.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah, ASAP.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Is that bad?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10You remember earlier, when you said you didn't want me to sugar-coat it?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Right, let's try and get you up.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22No curtain call, then?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25You know...
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I'm assuming this isn't about Romeo and Juliet.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Ruhma?- Mm?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I've come to realise that I'm going to die
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- sooner rather than later. - No, because, you've had treatment...
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I'm not talking about the angina.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43This heart has a history - one careless owner.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I probably couldn't give it away. Not that I haven't tried.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Sorry, I didn't mean that.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54It just seems very important to me
0:21:54 > 0:21:56that I'm older,
0:21:56 > 0:21:57and I'm less healthy.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Not to me.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I know you want to take things slowly, but...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05..I'm not sure I have that luxury.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I should never have asked you to move in in the first place.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I mean, what do I have to offer, really,
0:22:12 > 0:22:16in terms of life, and a future?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22We should probably catch up before it's too late.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27'PHONE RINGING'
0:22:27 > 0:22:28SHE GROANS
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Mm.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Hey!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36'Listen, I'm with a really poorly patient,
0:22:36 > 0:22:38'I'm not going to make it back for lunch.'
0:22:38 > 0:22:41OK, I'll grab a sandwich. Will I see you later?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Yeah, the thing is, there's something I wanted to run by you.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- Right.- 'I know it's bad timing and Niamh's just gone and everything...'
0:22:48 > 0:22:53- It's just, Sid's desperate... - Look, it's fine! I understand.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I mean, I'm not going to lie - I will miss your Prosecco cocktails.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00- But we all need to move on, don't we?- You want me out?- What....!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03No, I thought you wanted to move out.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06No! I was just going to ask if Sid could move in.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oh! Er...
0:23:11 > 0:23:13'Hello? Hello? Am I breaking up?'
0:23:13 > 0:23:19- Look, we'll talk about it later, yeah?- Yeah. Yes, OK.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh! Your dad's OK.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Uncle Tom?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Well, he very nearly wasn't, if your dad hadn't come to the rescue.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28But he's on blood thinners as well as the oxygen,
0:23:28 > 0:23:29so he should be OK, too.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Looks as if you won't be winning that race after all.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Now look what you've done.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Sorry.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42SHE SNIFFS
0:23:43 > 0:23:46And I'm sorry I got annoyed.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47You just...
0:23:47 > 0:23:50You can be so pig-headed.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Seconded. But never you mind, I'll move in if he won't.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57That offer wasn't open to allcomers, so you're stuck with me.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59That so? Nurse!
0:24:01 > 0:24:05You wouldn't have another bed? On another planet?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Leave the poor girl alone. She's got enough to do without you in her ear.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Maybe I should ask for them to be moved, if they're going to start winding each other up again?
0:24:12 > 0:24:18No, just means they're feeling better. It's how they keep each other going.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19State of you!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Gerroff!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24If you're laid up, maybe I could take charge for a change.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28No chance. You can barely raise a smile most days.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32I can manage. I'll get myself one of those electric chairs.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Sold! I'll even throw the switch.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38THEY CHUCKLE
0:24:46 > 0:24:49All right, I'll talk to them...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51about moving in.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54I have no idea what they're going to say, but...
0:24:55 > 0:25:00..they're getting older and... they're going to fly the nest.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04And I'm getting older. And, yes, you are getting older.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09But life is full of missed opportunities, and...
0:25:10 > 0:25:12..I'm really aware of what we have.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's very beautiful...
0:25:17 > 0:25:18..and it's very rare...
0:25:21 > 0:25:22..and I want to hang onto it...
0:25:24 > 0:25:25..if you want to.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33That time of year thou mayst in me behold
0:25:33 > 0:25:38When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Bare ruined choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50In me thou see'st the twilight of such day
0:25:50 > 0:25:54As after sunset fadeth in the west;
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Which by and by black night doth take away,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire,
0:26:08 > 0:26:11That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15As the death-bed, whereon it must expire,
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by.
0:26:20 > 0:26:25This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,
0:26:26 > 0:26:31To love that well, which thou must leave ere long.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37APPLAUSE
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Whoo-whoo-whoo!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Doctor Clay
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Heston!- Have a pastry.
0:26:53 > 0:26:58- He's asked me to move in with him. - Great.- Oh, I'm confused.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Look out!- OH!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- Heston Carter, you are magnificent. - My pleasure.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I'm also the bringer of good news - Mrs Tembe is returning to the fold.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Yey!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10# You give me fever... #