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0:00:29 > 0:00:31Reg? Which towel should I use?

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Oh, not the embroidered ones.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Um...wait, wait. I'll, er...I'll get you a clean one.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Now, I need the bathware section.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Don't worry, I've found a tissue.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oh! Oh, OK, that's all right.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Ah! Ha-ha!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh, yes.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54HE CHUCKLES

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh. I don't know how you cope with all this.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Oh. Well, everything's in order, it's easy.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00But look what I found.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02A toy train.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04No! It's vintage.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07German-made, clockwork. Very rare.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Right, well, shall we do your blood pressure?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13There's a vintage model convention near Birmingham. You can still find pieces there.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14I've always wanted to go, but...

0:01:14 > 0:01:16No! No! No! Ah!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Her chair. Sorry, Reg.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25A Scotsman In Love.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29I'm very glad it was recommended.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33OK. Yeah, I'll check for you. Two ticks.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38No. Ever so sorry.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I will reserve it for you.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Yes, thank you. Bye.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Looking after the literary needs of our patients?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Me and Valerie said we would have nothing to do with this,

0:01:49 > 0:01:52but we can't escape the flipping thing!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Oh, come on, it's not all that bad.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56At least we've discovered your hidden talents as a librarian.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Yes. Well, I will be available for the rest of the day

0:02:00 > 0:02:02if you'd like to call me back.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Well, thank you.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05SHE SPEAKS POLISH

0:02:06 > 0:02:09I am expecting an important phone call today,

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- so if you'd like to put it straight through.- Yeah.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I didn't know you spoke Polish, Mrs Tembe.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Well, I have just been familiarising myself with a few Polish words.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Building cultural bridges.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Polish?

0:02:22 > 0:02:27Well, there is a new practice that has opened in a small town near Opole.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Oh! More books!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Well, if you'd like to just bring them through there. Thank you.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Straight through.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41It's high today. You been taking your meds?

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Regular as clockwork.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- What about sleeping?- Mm.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Come on, what's up, Reg?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, money. Well, the lack of it.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Of course. They've stopped your Carer's Allowance, haven't they?

0:02:53 > 0:02:59And my pension isn't stretching, so I've had to take drastic action.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- What?- A lodger.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Here?- Yes. I put an ad in the Post Office with this.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- How old is this?- Well, it doesn't matter. You get the gist.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Anyway, he didn't seem to mind. - Oh, you've already found someone?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yes. A Frank Prescott.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18He seemed pleasant enough, and he was wearing a tie.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Paid the deposit, and Bob's your uncle.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22There you go. Money problems sorted.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Mm.- What?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Oh, I'm not sure I'm ready.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, well, I've seen an advert in the paper

0:03:29 > 0:03:31where they do decluttering for you.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Declutter what?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36This isn't clutter!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Oh, that's him already.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Your lodger, Frank?

0:03:48 > 0:03:49I-I-I'm not ready!

0:03:49 > 0:03:53He's a bit rough around the edges. What's happened to the tie?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Frank! You're early.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Hiya, Reg. Where's your loo?- Eh?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01My bladder, I'm bursting!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04When you've got to go, you've got to go.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Well, manners wouldn't go amiss. I hope at least he observes the sign.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Oooh! His stuff's a bit random.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15I thought these went out with the ark.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, look, you've got the same one.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Absolutely not.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Josiah Wedgewood, yes. Bargain basement, no.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Maybe I've been a bit too hasty.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Yeah, well, I'm worried that Frank didn't do a viewing.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Yeah, well... Would you wait here until he comes down? Please?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37PHONE RINGS

0:04:40 > 0:04:41SHE SIGHS

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh! Someone's a busy bee.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46I didn't even see you come in.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Oh, yes, I needed to get a head start.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Some letters for you to sign.- Oh!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I can tell you've got a determined air about you.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57I usually summon my power animals during my guided meditation.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Do you?- Today, I've got the focus of a gazelle.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02PHONE RINGS

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Oh! Got it.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05See? Focus.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Hello, Dr Emma Reid's phone.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh! Lena.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14No. No, she's right here.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Hiya. What's up?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- LENA:- Emma?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I can't believe she means it!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Who? - Amy just called and laid into me!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh. Tell me what happened.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32It was horrible. I have never heard her so furious.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'm so sorry.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I can't bear it.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39And Steven, apparently, he hasn't eaten or slept.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Amy says he's in pieces.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46Oh, Emma, I never meant to hurt him like this. It's such a mess!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, it...it's tough.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Sorry?- I said it's tough.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54I mean, Amy's in pain. She doesn't really mean it.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56You don't know Amy.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59She just needs time. We all do.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Look, I'm sure it's going to be great.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05How so?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Well, no more money problems, for starters.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08That's got to be a good thing.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10And you could do with the company.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Well, we never had visitors, heaven forbid a lodger!

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Yeah, well, let's hope this lodger doesn't change his mind and ask for his deposit back.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Oh! Um...I've spent it already. I had a water bill.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24It's going to be fine, I'm sure.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Got a plunger I could use?- What?

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Got a bit clogged up. Nothing serious, should free easily enough.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Bog roll.- You've blocked my toilet?!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Well, I couldn't help it, that thin, cheap stuff.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41You've got to use twice as much. False economy, if you ask me.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Anyway, I mopped it up with those fancy towels.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Right, what about mealtimes?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- What?!- Your missus' cooking times.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I don't like to tread on a lady's toes in her kitchen.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I haven't got a wife!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56You made out there was a woman living here.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59I thought, that's handy, for the laundry and that.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Reg lives alone.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05So, who...who...who's the curlers

0:07:05 > 0:07:08and pink dressing gown belong to, then, eh?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10They're not yours, are they?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12No, I can do liberal, mind, but...

0:07:12 > 0:07:16They belonged to my mother. This was her...hers,

0:07:16 > 0:07:17when she was alive!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19HE CHUCKLES

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Oh, sorry to hear that.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24So...so, you never left home, then?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27You told me you were a businessman when I met you!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29A builder's a business!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I was on my way to the Jobcentre!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35As an unemployed builder, aren't you a bit late in years to be renting?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Lots of older people rent these days.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Family home had to get sold after my divorce.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Can't afford to buy now, in a nutshell.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Huh! Women, eh? Who needs them?

0:07:47 > 0:07:52Reg, do you still have those leaflets I gave you on relaxation?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Why don't we go and have a look, while you sort out the bathroom?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- You take care of yourself, won't you?- Yes.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Oh, my goodness! I have just heard some disturbing things about Lena.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10What?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Well, not disturbing so much as surprising.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15About her leaving her husband and becoming a lesbian.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Where did you hear that? - Social media.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Anyway, I thought, if it's true, the person who'd know would be you.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I don't think we should be talking about Lena's personal life, do you?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Yeah, of course.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Mind you, if that is true, that is a big upheaval,

0:08:29 > 0:08:30leaving her family like that.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Yes, well, we need to get on.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33And, of course, it must have affected you.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- What?- Well, you're very close and she's living with you.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Valerie, I really do think you should get to reception.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49So...did Lena move in...because of you?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52EMMA SIGHS

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Are you all right, Mrs Tembe?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Er...yes, yes, I am fine.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Have you seen Nurse Lee?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05She's still on her rounds. She must be running late. What's up?

0:09:05 > 0:09:10It is the stocktake, it needs to be in for tomorrow.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Well, not to fear, it's on her calendar for this afternoon.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15PHONE RINGS

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Mill Health Centre.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Sorry?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oooh! Mrs Tembe, it's your, um...Polish call.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Um...right. Could you tell them that I will call them back?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Um...I'm ever so sorry...

0:09:33 > 0:09:36So, anyway, look, I've signed the letters,

0:09:36 > 0:09:38so you might as well take them with you.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41And, er...well, my next patient will be here.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Shouldn't you get back to the desk?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yep. Right.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Just send them straight in.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49No wonder you got so behind.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Pardon?- With work.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Spending all that time hanging out with Lena.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh. Right.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58You know, you could have talked to me.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I would have been the soul of discretion.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Surprise!- Hi.- Hello.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Sorry I couldn't chat earlier, I needed to speak to Em.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh. OK. Huh!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yeah, I suppose you do need to talk.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Well, things have been a bit crazy, as you can imagine.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Not when you're out of the loop.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Anyway, what are you doing here? - Token of thanks.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Is it OK if I steal Emma for a couple of minutes.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Actually, I'm in the middle of surgery, so, um...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25But I do have a gap in about half an hour.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Oh. OK. I'll come back then.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36EMMA SIGHS

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Right, bathroom's back to normal, no damage done.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- You OK now? - As long as he stays in his room.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Don't get wound up.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Better get my stash out of the van.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Couldn't give me a hand, could you? - Me?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yeah. I've got a bad back. A slipped disc.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Your blood pressure's too high.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57Lifting heavy boxes is a bad idea.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Why? What's the matter with you, then?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I've got hypertension, not that it's any of your business.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I had a mate who had that.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06He...he...he couldn't cope with lifts.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08That's claustrophobia.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I'm high risk for a stroke,

0:11:10 > 0:11:12so I don't need any stress.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15So, I'm a diabetic, but you don't see me moaning.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Right, come on.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Oh, ta. There's only a few bits and pieces.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21These?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Er...no, no, no. It's...it's...

0:11:31 > 0:11:33At last, I have you to myself.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36I'm sorry that there isn't more time.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Don't worry. I just wanted to say thank you.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- What for? - For dumping on you about Amy.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I've messed up. I am a terrible parent.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47You're not. She just needs time.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I've been so wrapped up, I've neglected you.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51You see, I'm a rubbish partner, as well.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Don't be silly.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56We've just spent so little time together since our weekend away.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Well, it's hardly surprising.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I've missed us.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Maybe we should go for a walk, have a quiet drink somewhere.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Lena, I can't. I've got a full day.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08OK.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10But there'll be time soon enough.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Don't worry. We will get through this.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23It's not a van, it's a flipping Tardis!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26This is horrendous! He's even brought his rubbish.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I mean, look at all these empty bottles!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30They are going straight into recycling.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Come in handy one day. Candle holders.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Where are you going with that?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I like to put my feet up when I watch a bit of telly.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Oh, no, not in here.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41The ad says, "house share".

0:12:41 > 0:12:44If I'm not mistaken, this is part of the house.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Now, now, now, stop!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Just read the labels!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Winter curtains, rolled-up rugs.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53This is the soft furnishings section.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55All looks the same to me.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Says the man with a lot of pointless junk. It's a fire hazard!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Er...pot and kettle spring to mind.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04My mother had impeccable taste and an extraordinary instinct for order.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08That man wouldn't know good taste if it smacked him on his thick...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10That...that is my mother's!

0:13:10 > 0:13:11I brought this in with me!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Don't...!

0:13:13 > 0:13:17How old are you?! Put it down, both of you!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21MUSIC: JINGLE BELLS

0:13:26 > 0:13:28AYESHA AND FRANK CHUCKLE

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Karen, do you know if Mr Lane's blood sample test results are back?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Um...I'll chase that after lunch, if I may.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41As well as brush up on your Polish?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43I still don't know what that was all about.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46While you're being clueless, I'd get your passport ready, if I were you.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- What? - ZARA CHUCKLES

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Mrs Tembe, you don't look well.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I am just a little under the weather.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Looks as though you may have a temperature.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Oh, no. - I'd get off home, if I were you.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Yes, yes, I-I-I will, but first, I have some good news

0:14:00 > 0:14:01about, er...about Poland.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06What do you think about us being twinned with another practice?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08We could get to know their culture,

0:14:08 > 0:14:10we can have exchange visits

0:14:10 > 0:14:13and, er...well, maybe display some pictures.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Mrs Tembe, I think that any proposals of that nature

0:14:16 > 0:14:18need to be put before the partners at a meeting.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Well, yes, of course.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I was just getting some details together

0:14:22 > 0:14:26before making an informed proposal later on.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28No, no. No! No! No!

0:14:28 > 0:14:32You see, I've put up with people moaning about flipping books being out of stock

0:14:32 > 0:14:35when I should be sorting emergency appointments.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39No! Really, the twinning thing, not a good idea.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Bonkers. Sorry.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46I've really got to go.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Sorry, we shouldn't have laughed.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yes, well, Mother's belongings are not a matter for ridicule.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Sorry, didn't mean to take the pee.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I'm going to have my lunch.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58And so am I.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01You will have to wait. I always have my lunch at this time.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04My diabetes won't wait. I'm on a strict meal routine, too.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I thought you didn't like to moan?

0:15:06 > 0:15:10It's a fact! I've got to watch my blood sugar levels don't drop.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Isn't that right, Nurse? - Yeah. Cut him some slack,

0:15:13 > 0:15:15he's got to look out for his health just as much as you do.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17He should come with a government health warning!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Reg, have you taken your pills today?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Why don't we go and have a sit-down?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Can you get Reg some water while you're at it?

0:15:23 > 0:15:28I can do better than that. I'm going to make him a nice cup of tea.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29See?

0:15:32 > 0:15:33SHE BREATHES HARD

0:15:42 > 0:15:44KNOCK AT DOOR

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Come in.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I thought you could do with this.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh. Mm. Thank you, that is very kind.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I'm ever so sorry for biting your head off earlier.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57I think your heart's in the right place, Mrs Tembe,

0:15:57 > 0:16:00but I think that things are getting out of hand.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04When the library trial ends, I'm not going to be backing it. I'm sorry.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09Why? The patient feedback has been very positive.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10I thought it was going well.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Because this is a place of work, not a community centre.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Right. I see.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Well, you're entitled to your opinion

0:16:20 > 0:16:22and you have to say what you believe.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26The Mill's great as it is, we don't need all these extra gimmicks.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Sorry, I...

0:16:32 > 0:16:34SHE GASPS

0:16:35 > 0:16:37PHONE RINGS

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Mill Health Centre, can I h...?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Oh, no, I'm sorry, Dr Reid's at Campus Surgery today.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Can I take a...?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Someone's not happy.- Who was it?

0:16:51 > 0:16:52She didn't say.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56I know, I know, I'm doing the stocktake now.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Is Mrs T on the warpath?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Don't worry, she's got other things on her mind.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Like Poland. - What's this about Poland?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Where have you been? You've been flipping ages!

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Mrs Kelly?

0:17:06 > 0:17:10You would not believe the morning I've had with Reg Manning.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Reg? He's a sweetie. - Sweetie? Sweetie, my foot!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15He's got this new lodger - Frank.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18They're both pensioners, but they've been squabbling about their stuff all morning.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I felt like their flipping mother!

0:17:20 > 0:17:22You can't touch a bloke's stuff.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Rob goes mad at me if I touch his fishing gear. His ears go red!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Men never grow up.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Beneath every man in a suit is a small boy in short trousers.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Yeah, well, I've just seen two grown men

0:17:33 > 0:17:37have a tug-of-war over a bag of Christmas tat.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Tell her I'm on it.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46You don't mind, do you? Darts is on.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Oh, I wish I could eat any time I wanted.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51My wife used to say to me,

0:17:51 > 0:17:53"Frank, it's not because you're a diabetic,

0:17:53 > 0:17:56"it's because you're a greedy git!"

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Ha!- Oh!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Get out of my mother's chair!- Argh!

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Out!- Argh!- Out!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Argh! Argh! Argh!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Ow! Ow! Ow!

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Argh! No!

0:18:07 > 0:18:12Ow! Ow! It's gone, my back's gone!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15OK, that's great. If you'd like to take a seat?

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Hello. Can I help you?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Emma Reid's here, isn't she?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Well, she's with a patient at the moment,

0:18:20 > 0:18:23but if you'd like to take a seat. It might be quite a wait.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Where is she?!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Don't! No! You can't go in there!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Get out of my way!

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Oh, you're Amy.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh, this must be awful for you.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36I'm a friend of your mum's.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Not that kind of a friend, but...

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Emma Reid, get out here!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Mrs Tembe, I'm really sorry, I've got to go out again.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- PHONE:- Well, what is the matter?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55My patient's in a state, something's kicked off with his lodger.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57His blood pressure's already really high

0:18:57 > 0:18:59and I'm worried his blood sugar levels could rocket.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Then you must go.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03The order's got to be done by tomorrow.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I will sort it out. You just go.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Thanks, Mrs Tembe.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Amy, I, um...

0:19:14 > 0:19:16I understand how you feel.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18What?!

0:19:18 > 0:19:21This...this happened to you, has it? This exact same thing?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- No.- Then why say it?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Look, I didn't want this to happen. Not like this.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30How can you say that?!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34My parents aren't together because of you!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36I know, and I'm very sorry.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Sorry? Dad can't stop crying.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46She's...she's my mum!

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Why have you done this to us?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54I can't believe you two!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57I need to check your blood pressure, and your sugar levels.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- How's your back?- Terrible!

0:19:59 > 0:20:03He assaulted me just for sitting in this blasted chair!

0:20:03 > 0:20:06It was my mother's chair, you ignorant, unfeeling buffoon!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08If you two want to slag each other off, then be my guest,

0:20:08 > 0:20:10but do it on your own time!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Blunder into my home, you upturn everything, you don't ask.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15You are the rudest, most uncouth man I have ever come across!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18If you don't stop arguing with him, I'll have to send you to hospital!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Your blood pressure's through the roof!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23You know what your trouble is? You never left home!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25You're still a mummy's boy!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28How dare you?!

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Right, I want you out of here this instant!

0:20:31 > 0:20:33I'd rather go back to sleeping in the van!

0:20:33 > 0:20:36It's preferable to spending a night under your stinking roof!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Hang on.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40You've been sleeping in your van?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Oh. I'm going to pack.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Oh.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02SHE BREATHES HARD

0:21:05 > 0:21:07SHE WHIMPERS

0:21:10 > 0:21:12SHE GASPS FOR BREATH

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Oh!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17SHE GROANS

0:21:20 > 0:21:22And I wish you wouldn't give up on Frank.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I can't have that man in my house.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26House share was a ridiculous idea.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- No, it wasn't.- He charges in like a bull in a china shop.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33She liked order. There was a place for everything.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Is everything here your mum's?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Mostly.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43And that picture, when was that taken?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45It doesn't matter.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49It does. It's changed.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52All this...stuff.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55OK. She liked car boots, used to cheer her up. Harmless enough.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00When she sat in that chair and didn't wake up,

0:22:00 > 0:22:02at least she had...

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Don't ask me to get rid of her things.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11But letting go of her stuff doesn't mean you've lost her.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Is any of this actually yours?

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Well, that train was a birthday present from my father.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I wasn't allowed to play with it.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Mother said it was a guilt offering.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29I think the last thing your mum would want

0:22:29 > 0:22:30is for you to end up lonely.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Look, Amy, this can't go on.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38I have patients to see.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40If you want to talk about this another time,

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- away from the surgery... - I Googled you!

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Right.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49You tried to kill your husband!

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- No! That's not... - Your fault that baby died.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57And sleeping with a student? You're disgusting!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59How do you live with yourself?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Look, your mum's not a victim.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I...I didn't ask her to leave your father.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Why can't you just leave us alone?!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Aren't you ashamed of what you've done?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19SHE EXHALES

0:23:19 > 0:23:21KNOCK AT DOOR Yeah?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25What are you going to do?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28I don't know. I've used up all my friends' favours.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Isn't there any family you can crash with?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I don't want to stay with my son, to be honest.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35I feel a right nuisance.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Families, eh? You've just got to get on with it, trust me.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41I don't get on with my daughter-in-law, though.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Hm. She hates clutter.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45No, it's back to the van.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Oh, Frank, you mustn't.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51As long as my back holds out, I'll be all right.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55I slept in my car once. It was definitely a low point.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59I can't imagine you down, like that.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Had you down as sorted.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Hm! If it wasn't for friends, I probably wouldn't be here.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Well, too late for me there.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11A 30-year-marriage ends and I didn't see the end coming.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I know I'm not the easiest to live with,

0:24:13 > 0:24:15but I thought my luck had changed.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Funny, I didn't even mind his posh junk.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24This should so work for you both. I could bang your heads together.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Well, it's not down to me any more.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30The fat lady has sung. Careful!

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Hey, check this out.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42What do you know about model trains all of a sudden?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- I'm interested. - You weren't this morning.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Yeah, well, how often does a vintage train thingy cross your path?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50This is amazing!

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Ah! Where did you get this?

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I bought it for my son. Yeah, but he didn't want it.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Ah, youth! Don't appreciate quality.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Look, they even fit together.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Ah-ah-ah-ah! Take it off her, before she breaks it.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Nice try, Ayesha.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I always fancied that model fair up Birmingham way.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Get away! Me, too.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Really?

0:25:13 > 0:25:18Hang on, have a butcher's of, er...this.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Aw, fantastic!

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Hey, now then...

0:25:23 > 0:25:28Oh, we could, um...we could build the kit for the loco and the tender.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29And the carriages.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Yeah, we...we'd need some rail, naturally.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36I wanted to put one in my loft, but my missus said no.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Well, we could always clear a space here.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Does that mean Frank's staying?

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Well, um...what do you think?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Well, I've had a lot of change lately,

0:25:46 > 0:25:49I could do with a bit of stability, to be honest with you.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Well, how about we try and get tickets to that model convention?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56- Yeah? - THEY LAUGH

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- It's a deal! - Absolutely! Look at that!

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Oh, this is a fantas... This is a classic German.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05- Isn't that amazing?- You can see that, German written all over it.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- That's very similar to yours, of course.- It is.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- That's beautiful.- Now, this is a classic.- Oh, yeah.- That's a classic.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- You can see the coupling and everything on that.- That's right.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Mrs Tembe, could you...?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17MRS TEMBE WHIMPERS Mrs Tembe?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Karen! Heston!

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Mrs Tembe? MRS TEMBE YELLS

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Oh! Is it tender?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Argh!- Oh.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- She has a femoral hernia.- What?!

0:26:29 > 0:26:32- It's probably strangulated. - Why didn't we know about this?!

0:26:32 > 0:26:34I'll get some IM analgesia.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36What's happened?! Is she all right?!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38OK, Karen, we need a blood pressure monitor!

0:26:38 > 0:26:39And call for an ambulance, please,

0:26:39 > 0:26:41tell them it's a query strangulated hernia.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43MRS TEMBE WHIMPERS

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Mrs Tembe... Mrs Tembe, everything is going to be OK.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Is she going to be all right? - Her pulse is very weak.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- Ambulance, please. The Mill Health Centre.- Mrs Tembe?

0:26:52 > 0:26:56- Query strangulated hernia. - Mrs Tembe? Mrs Tembe?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Heston!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Will she be all right?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21SIRENS WAIL

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Things will settle down. People will get used to the idea.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32They'll have to.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34- You think I'm a kid.- You're my son!

0:27:34 > 0:27:37I don't want you taking drugs, making drugs, selling drugs!

0:27:37 > 0:27:40You understand?! Now, get out of here.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Cheers.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45There are nine children in hospital already.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47One of them's in a coma, fighting for his life. Please!