Life after Death

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0:00:25 > 0:00:28It's only a dinner party, but this is Heston,

0:00:28 > 0:00:30so it can't be just a dinner party.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32It has to have a theme.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Murder mystery, Dickensian, or blooming teddy bears' picnic.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Ooh, murder mystery, that sounds fun!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Yeah, well, it's given Mrs Tembe the willies.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42She was fine for the dinner date when I spoke to her last week

0:00:42 > 0:00:45but this morning when I mentioned Heston's silly themes, she's

0:00:45 > 0:00:49started talking about early nights and getting into a routine.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Oh, no, no, no, you can't let her back out on potential romance,

0:00:52 > 0:00:54not after everything she's been through.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56At least she's got a life.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Some of us have got washing-up and dud light bulbs.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01But I was thinking, could we have a Hula-Hoop session?

0:01:01 > 0:01:02That was a laugh.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Oh, I wish... - I've got home visits.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Karen, that light bulb in the corridor is still flickering,

0:01:08 > 0:01:10can you get it seen to, please?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12And I have to get these medical supplies over to the campus

0:01:12 > 0:01:14shortly, relieve the temp.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16All go, isn't it?

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Find it?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Yeah, but I couldn't lock your car, though.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I think there's something wrong with it.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26It was fine this morning.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Maybe you didn't press the button hard enough.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31I'll go and have a look.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Hey, hello!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Yeah, welcome back!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39How you feeling?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yep, I'm fine.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Valerie, honestly, mate, I'm fine.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47We did not expect you back so soon.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'm not back. There's an insurance form on the server.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I forgot to do it. It'll take me ten minutes.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55I'm presuming Jimmi's room is still...

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Someone's suppressing.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Maybe you should have a word with him.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Me? Why?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Because someone should, and Jimmi's not here.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06He just said he was fine...

0:02:06 > 0:02:07What's more important?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Your car, or the emotional wellbeing of a colleague in need?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Just a small gesture of support.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15We could all use that sometimes.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23KNOCK AT DOOR

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Hi. Good to have you back.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29If there's anything I can do...

0:02:29 > 0:02:32No, I've just got to do this.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Then I'm going to go for lunch.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Ah, that's a shame. I'd go with you,

0:02:36 > 0:02:40but I've got to pick Joe up and take him to the dentist.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41So next time?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Next time.- OK.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Oh, Valerie,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04I gave the temp the afternoon off as it's so quiet.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Student reading week, hence the Marie Celeste.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh. Is she a patient?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oh, I'm sure you've got plenty of paperwork to do.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14As have I.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Student mail-out, perhaps?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17SHE SIGHS

0:03:26 > 0:03:28BEEPING

0:03:30 > 0:03:31What?

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Oh, come off it! You've got to be kidding me.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Whoa, what's going on?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41This stupid tyre is flat.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43It was fine when I came out, but when I want to go home...

0:03:43 > 0:03:46OK... It's OK.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49It's not OK cos the spare's flat as well.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50I haven't got round to fixing it...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Right, OK.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54When I get back from lunch, I will get Karen or someone to get

0:03:54 > 0:03:56the garage out, and in the meantime...

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Daniel can give you a lift.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58No...

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Al needs a lift home.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03It's OK...

0:04:03 > 0:04:05No, it's absolutely fine. We insist, don't we?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08It's not as if he's doing anything important.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Right.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Good. That's sorted, then.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Jump in. My pleasure.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Oh, flash.

0:04:31 > 0:04:38Thanks. Yeah, 0-60 in 5.8, not too shabby.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- 5.8?- Yeah.- Great.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47BOSSA NOVA MUSIC

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh!

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Well...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- BANGING ON DOOR - Go away!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Help! She can't breathe!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, my...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Asthma attack.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- I'll call an ambulance. - No... Inhaler.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Blue one. She came out without it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55I can't, not without a doctor and there's not one here.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00- Quicker.- I'll phone one. And see if I can get the OK.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Hurry!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09ENGINE FAILS

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Well, the deceleration time's even more impressive.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I think it's some kind of electrical fault.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25OK, well, it's probably quicker for me to walk from here.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Right, if you can just let me out...

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I can't, everything's dead.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41I am so sorry, it was right at the back of the drugs cabinet.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Now, Dr Vere says it's OK if it's the one you normally use.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46SHE GASPS FOR BREATH

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I still think I should call an ambulance.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54No... It's easing off.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Thanks. Thank you so much.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Just glad I could help.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Lucky I'm already sitting down, eh? I couldn't just...

0:07:04 > 0:07:06lie down for a minute?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Yes, of course. Erm, hang on a minutes, two tics and I'll...

0:07:13 > 0:07:19Oh, dear. Oh, hang on. Follow me.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39SHE LAUGHS

0:08:22 > 0:08:25BEEPING

0:08:27 > 0:08:32No. No, no-no-no...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Yes!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39COMPUTER BEEPS

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Really?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48There you go. You just relax.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Don't suppose you've got anything to drink? Bit parched.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Tea, coffee?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Tea, please.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yeah! I'll get it.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, OK. It's just through there. Staff room.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Can't miss it.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Can you stay? Sorry, it's just...

0:09:05 > 0:09:07It can just be a bit scary.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Oh, course.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11So you both at uni?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Yeah. Oh, Amy. And Guy.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19- Karen.- Both first year. I'm doing textile design.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Oh, do you know, I think my daughter did a bit of that.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Yeah?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26You look a lot like her.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33It's OK if you want to ask. Most people do.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Car crash.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40All finished? Good. Could you copy these?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Apparently St Phil's couldn't open the scans I e-mailed them.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44No!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- No, I can't. It's broken. - Ah, maybe it's blocked...

0:09:47 > 0:09:50No, I've had a look in there, there's no blockage, paper jam.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Anyway, I'm fixing it.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Right, I really need these today.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Maybe you could phone the university, get someone out.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Absolutely, I will. If I can't sort it.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Leave it with me.- OK.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Think we should send out a search party?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11He probably just got lost on the way.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Naff sense of direction, especially for a geography student.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18But at least his heart's in the right place.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Sorry, couldn't find the teabags.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Was that the back door I heard?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27No, sorry... In all the faff I lost my bearings.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Went through some office or something!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, well done.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Anyway, you've been amazing.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35But we better leave you to your Hula Hoop...

0:10:35 > 0:10:37No, no, no, I want you to make a proper recovery.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I'll put the kettle on, shall I?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Yeah, OK.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Breakdown people said they'd be a while.- I heard.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59It looks like little Joe's going to have to make his own way to

0:10:59 > 0:11:00the dentist.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03What's the 0-60 like on his pedal car?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I thought there was some kind of safety feature where they'd

0:11:10 > 0:11:12always unlock...

0:11:14 > 0:11:17We could break the windscreen. Use a ballpoint

0:11:17 > 0:11:19or one of Zara's heels.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Or we could go out the boot.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Put the seats down, go out that way.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Good luck with that, Houdini. Probably just get stuck and freeze.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32As opposed to in here where it's so toasty(!)

0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's fine. It's fine, you can relax.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I've already reported it. They're sending someone

0:11:39 > 0:11:41by the name of Madge, apparently.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Already on the way.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Madge? OK.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Hurry up!- She'll hear. Ears like a bat, I'm telling you.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Just move.- There you are!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57We really should get out of your hair.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59No, come on...

0:11:59 > 0:12:01If you could just...let us out.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02We've got lectures.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06After all that? Cold air aggravating your airways?

0:12:06 > 0:12:07You're in no fit state.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09I feel better...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I really need to get a doctor to check you over.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15And I'm going to get into terrible trouble if I don't sign you

0:12:15 > 0:12:17in as a temporary patient so...

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Look, I've made the tea now. Come on, let's have a natter.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26I could murder a fag.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Or not.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Think there are some mints in the glove compartment.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38Remember that conversation we had about manned missions to Mars?

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Whether we'd be able to hack being in forced proximity to other people?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Mission to a Letherbridge lay-by.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49It's ironic.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Probably the only person I could have hacked it with would have

0:12:53 > 0:12:54been my dad.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Cos we never talked about anything.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Zara always says men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Zara's from Mars.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Mm. She's out there.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I just wanted to get out of the house.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Understandable.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Sometimes you just want to be around other people, talk.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Sometimes.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Especially if you don't have family living nearby.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Yeah.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34I think about all the years... Not connecting.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Feeling he wasn't the father I wanted...

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Knowing that I certainly wasn't the son that he wanted.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Don't quite understand why it feels like...

0:13:50 > 0:13:52..such a horrible loss.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Maybe...

0:14:01 > 0:14:05it's a compounding of all those little losses over the years.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09The "what if"s and the "never were"s.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14I lost my dad when I was 14.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18And the one thing I do know is that it makes you think.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20It makes you wonder...

0:14:20 > 0:14:23whether things would have been different.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Whether I would have been different.

0:14:27 > 0:14:3114. Must have been hard,

0:14:31 > 0:14:32so young.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35It's hard at any age.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44So are you in halls on campus?

0:14:44 > 0:14:45No, we're in a house.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Met up with some people on freshers' week and hit it off.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, whereabouts?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Over on the other side.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Textile design, what's that all about?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Oh, like, the designs you see on everything,

0:14:57 > 0:15:01from sofas to wallpaper, high fashion.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Anything woven or printed that can have a design on it, basically.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Oh, wow, how exciting!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08And you're a bit of a brainbox, as well, aren't you?

0:15:08 > 0:15:12I was always rubbish at geography. What is an isthmus?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Erm...

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Oh...- Oh, let me get that.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Sorry, we really have to go.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Er, no, I really need to get her checked over by a doctor.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25There'll be somebody along in a minute.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27We'll come back later, maybe.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29You haven't made a complete recovery.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30I'm fine.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32And this must be covered in germs by now.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36I'll get another one from the drugs cabinet, will I?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38BOTH: No.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Have I missed anything while I was away?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Not a lot.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Mrs Tembe was rushed into hospital with a strangulated hernia,

0:15:47 > 0:15:50had emergency surgery, she's on the mend now.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Oh, and I killed a patient.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Stabbed him through the throat with a Swiss Army knife.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Emergency tracheotomy. Horrified bystanders all over the shop.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Literally. A camping shop.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09And then cardiac arrest ensued.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Following which the threat of being sued ensued.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15And Sid thinks he's Dr Snuff-it!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22No, no, sued by who?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23BEEPING

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Oh!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Mate, give me details.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30I've been dealing with my own misery for days.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33It'd be nice to hear about someone else's.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35'Don't you move.'

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Just let us out.- Please. I've got it hard enough, haven't I?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I'm not just going to let you go, am I?

0:16:40 > 0:16:42You can! Just open the door.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Sorry...- You'll never see us again, I promise!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47I can see you're not in the driving seat...

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Please!- ..but I'm responsible for letting you in.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Oh, shut up! Get her keys!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Don't you come near me!

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Do it, now! Do you want to get banged up?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh, hello. Are you here to see a doctor?

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Nope. A photocopier.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11What happened to Madge?

0:17:11 > 0:17:15That's me - Padmaj. Maj Machine Medics?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20So this is the offending article?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Oh, right! Another medical emergency?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Oh, my...

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Help me!

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Help...

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Some friend you are!

0:17:41 > 0:17:42It's probably not even worth fixing.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45And I've tried everything in the manual.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Maybe a cup of tea first?

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Might unstick the rollers, but you'd banjax your print head.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54I'd best get on.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Don't worry, I've got a few secret tricks up my sleeve.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Strip it down to the nuts and bolts, if it comes to it.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10Yeah, proper jam. Fuser might have gone.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11But we'll sort it, no problem.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Really?

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Yeah, do it with my eyes shut.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Really?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Just... It's a highly sensitive document!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Sorry, I should've said.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Right.

0:18:23 > 0:18:28Major confidentiality issues. We take data protection very seriously.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I can see that.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33So...epilepsy?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37I think it was the dodgy light that triggered it.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- I've turned it off now. - Ta.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Where's...?- Amy? Gone.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Saw you lying there, helpless, and legged it anyway.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Miracle recovery!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49If you hadn't been scamming me all along.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm sorry.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Stay there while I call the police.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- No, please...- Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

0:18:57 > 0:19:02It was just a stupid one-off, for the cash.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I didn't meant any harm.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06I can believe that.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08But your partner in crime left you for dead.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10We're not partners.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13She just needs someone looking after her, that's all.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Was this all her idea?

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Mm. That, I can believe. And you're the fall guy?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24No! She probably just freaked out.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26She didn't know about my epilepsy.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28And didn't care, either.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31So her master plan was about getting drugs, was it?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Just to sell on.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36For other less legal drugs, I suppose.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43So the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head for however long.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46But worse than that...

0:19:46 > 0:19:49worse than this guy dying in front of me,

0:19:49 > 0:19:51his blood literally all over my hands,

0:19:51 > 0:19:55was that I look up, I see Joe looking at me.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59He's watching the whole thing, seeing me fail.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03And in the eyes of my son,

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I've gone from a god to a failure in the space of five minutes.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10You're feeling the loss of part of your relationship with your

0:20:10 > 0:20:14son, and I'm feeling the loss of the father I never really had.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19If it's any consolation, Joe's a smart lad.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Sooner or later he would have worked out what you're like.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Well, if it's any consolation to you,

0:20:27 > 0:20:31I don't think dads ever know what to say or do for the best.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42You're doing very well, all things considered.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45No worries, I like a challenge.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49It's good to go beyond your comfort zone sometimes.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Until everything goes wrong then you feel like a right lemon.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55So I'm guessing you photocopied

0:20:55 > 0:20:58something...personal?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Happens all the time. No big deal.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08It is to me.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12I am not the sort of person who does that thing all the time.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Well, not ever.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16So what's different today?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Nothing! I don't know.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21One minute I was twiddling my thumbs, trying to keep busy.

0:21:21 > 0:21:27The next minute... Just a moment of madness, I suppose.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Maybe.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32People say they were just bored,

0:21:32 > 0:21:34but I'm thinking there's more to it myself.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37The need to record your existence, for posterity...

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Usually it's the posterior.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Well, not today...

0:21:45 > 0:21:49Oh! Second most popular choice.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I don't know what came over me.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Still, at least the shredder's working

0:21:53 > 0:21:54for when you eventually get it out!

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I fix shredders too. Love a bit of shredding.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Use it for my cat tray.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Mind you, she's been weeing all over the place these days.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03On her ninth life, I reckon.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I'm on my second.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Had to fend off the Grim Reaper last year.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12I was definitely very lucky there.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Then a few months ago,

0:22:16 > 0:22:19this absolute creep was sticking his camera where a camera shouldn't be.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21And he got me.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Made me feel like a victim all over again.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29Maybe this is your way of dealing with all that.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34You know, mortality, fear... Reclaiming oneself.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38Sticking two fingers up and saying, "So what?! Here I am.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39"Still alive."

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Maybe not fingers but you get my drift.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Right, then...

0:22:48 > 0:22:49Don't move.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54It's all there.

0:22:57 > 0:23:02Ooh, a few tubs of aspirin and some antihistamines.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Not exactly Bonnie and Clyde, are you?

0:23:05 > 0:23:06You all right?

0:23:06 > 0:23:10He's perking up. Not quite as miraculously as you.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14I'm sorry. Just, you looked like you were...

0:23:15 > 0:23:17And I couldn't hack it...

0:23:17 > 0:23:19It's all right, I'm OK.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Not after Callie...

0:23:20 > 0:23:22We're going to be OK, I promise.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23Who's Callie?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Your lookout?

0:23:25 > 0:23:26No. She's...

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Was my sister.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31She died. A couple of months ago.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33It was an OD.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Sorry.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36You going to call the police, then?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I don't know, what do you think?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41You con your way in here with your pack of lies...

0:23:41 > 0:23:42I'm sorry.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45As if you're anything like my Immie! Textile design!

0:23:45 > 0:23:49It's just... what I wanted to do, before...

0:23:49 > 0:23:51everything fell apart.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Fell apart?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Home...

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Life.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Callie wanted me to still try.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Filling out college forms, faking home addresses.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Always looking out for me...

0:24:06 > 0:24:07only one who ever gave a stuff.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10You still got me.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Yeah, and look where I got you!

0:24:13 > 0:24:17And her. I was the one got her into...

0:24:17 > 0:24:18that stuff.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Please, I'm sorry. Just let him go, yeah?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24What? No!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26It's all my fault. He didn't even want to do it.

0:24:28 > 0:24:29He's all I've got.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Then don't you think it's time to start making a change?

0:24:34 > 0:24:38I've tried! Do you think I want to be like this?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Then get some help.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42I dunno, maybe prison would be the best place for you.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yeah, whatever. Why not?

0:24:47 > 0:24:48But not him.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52No. He needs to go to hospital.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57And you take that wheelchair back to wherever you nicked it from

0:24:57 > 0:25:00and then start putting things right.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Thanks. Thank you.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11All right, cheers.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Cavalry's on the way.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15We'll drop you off on the way to the garage,

0:25:15 > 0:25:17then get them to bring your car round later.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Have you heard from Jimmi?

0:25:22 > 0:25:26- There won't be any phone reception at a Buddhist retreat.- No.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30We could always pass by The Mill instead.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33There's a few people knocking about. Have a coffee and a chat?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35No, I'll be fine now I've had some fresh air.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Ah...

0:25:37 > 0:25:40I've got plenty to keep me occupied at home.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Here you are.

0:25:51 > 0:25:56Here I am. Not very flattering, just flattened.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Not the point, though, eh?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- All better? - Oh, yes. Thanks to Maj.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Good, I'll get the papers.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05And I'll just file this away.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07You only live once.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09You could always have another go.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13No, I think I've got it out of my system.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23Just this flash of scarlet and then the most beautiful black patent.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26And I know Daniel's going to adore them.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27There's nothing like a pair of strappy heels

0:26:27 > 0:26:29to make life worth living.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Well, I doubt any kind of shoes is going to get Heston's attention,

0:26:32 > 0:26:34unless I chuck them at him.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Apparently he's come up with the perfect dinner party theme.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Ooh, how exciting(!)

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Have we missed anything here?

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Nothing much, no.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Ate my sandwich, reported that light of yours, failed at Hula again.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Oh...

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Hey, Mother, I'm home.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01You know you don't have to go clearing up after me?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Yes.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Did you eat?

0:27:09 > 0:27:14I will. I'll just put these away.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29Where am I supposed to get a 1940s outfit at such short notice?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32I'm sure you will rise to the challenge, Mrs Tembe.

0:27:32 > 0:27:36Piece de resistance. Perfect fit.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39- Impressive jacket. - Thank you. And you, too.

0:27:39 > 0:27:40Delighted to meet you, Mrs Tembe.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Oh... The pleasure is all mine.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45- AMERICAN ACCENT:- A hot dog at the ball park

0:27:45 > 0:27:46is better than a steak at The Ritz.