Shirley

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0:00:25 > 0:00:28# The next big thing is here

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# That the revolution's near

0:00:31 > 0:00:35# But to me it seems quite clear

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# That it's all just a little bit of history repeating

0:00:46 > 0:00:52# The newspapers shout a new style is growing

0:00:52 > 0:00:57# But it don't know if it's coming or going... #

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Doctor Clay!- Heston!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Have a pastry.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I don't mind if I do. It's good to have you back.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05It's great to be back now that Anthony's gone.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Yeah, you're not the only one thinking that.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Listen, I've got some news for you. - Uh-huh.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- I spoke to Mrs Tembe over the weekend...- And?

0:01:11 > 0:01:12And, with a little gentle persuasion,

0:01:12 > 0:01:15she is coming in later today to discuss her future.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh, wonderful! Where is everyone else?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20In the staffroom dealing with a Valerie situation.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23A Valerie situation! There's a surprise.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Oh, I like those.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- It's... Do you want this one back? - No, no, no.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Well, I thought I was drinking decaf but I'd picked up the wrong jar,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32so I didn't get to sleep until 3:30am. And then I overslept

0:01:32 > 0:01:35because my limited edition Mickey Mouse alarm clock just stopped.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Just like that. His little white hands just completely motionless -

0:01:39 > 0:01:41broken.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43So then I was rushing because I was late

0:01:43 > 0:01:45and then my heel snapped off in the street.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47So that's also broken.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Was your shoe limited edition?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52What? No, it's from the supermarket, but that's not the point.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Oh, sorry, is there a point? - Yes... No, the point is that

0:01:54 > 0:01:56everything happens in threes, doesn't it?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59So today's going to be a complete nightmare.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Well, you need a new pair shoes.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Yeah, nightmare. Like I've got the money.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05So I'm going to have to hobble around until I can get to the shops.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Let me have a look.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09And the other one.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13HE GROANS

0:02:13 > 0:02:14There you go, no charge.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Hello, hello! Who do we have here?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Heston, how nice to see you! - Lovely to see you, too.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Now, I bring calorific treats to start the day.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Valerie, you look glum.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Aren't you pleased to see me? - Yeah, of course,

0:02:27 > 0:02:29it's just I'm having a little situation.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32A little situation, who'd have thought? Is it resolved?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Well, I....- We are making progress.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Cinnamon swirls! Heston Carter, you are magnificent.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40My pleasure. I am also the bringer of good news,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Mrs Tembe is returning to the fold.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Yeah!- Oh, is she now? - When's she coming?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Sometime this afternoon.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49So I suggest we pull out all the stops to make her realise

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- what she's been missing.- Good idea.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I suppose.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55What... What's the plan?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Make everything shipshape, tidy the office, reception...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Leave it with me.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02And I'm going to order a cake because she loves cake.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05See you anon.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07B-b-b-b-b, these are mine.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08The bag went that way.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- What a sight! - Not at work!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Quite right. Have a Danish.- Oh!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Doctor Carter, as I live and breathe.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Doctor Reid, I am back in abundance. - So I see.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Welcome! No, thank you.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24My body is a temple.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Praise be. I am preparing for the return of Mrs Tembe.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Oh, is she coming back as well? - She most certainly is.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I'll see you later and I'll see you later.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Well, I see that Shakespeare certainly did the trick.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Well, it did something.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- He's asked me to move in with him. - Great!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Oh, it's good news though, right? - Yeah...

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- No... Well, I'm confused.- All right, when he asked you to move in,

0:03:51 > 0:03:52did your heart skip a beat?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Pack your bags, girl.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- You're not listening to me, are you? - What, sorry?

0:04:06 > 0:04:10I was just saying, we could put some bunting up in Mrs Tembe's office.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Good idea.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- So where is it?- Oh!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18It's in the cupboard.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Where's your head today? - I don't know.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24If this is about the shoes, snap out of it

0:04:24 > 0:04:26before Mrs Tembe comes back.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Mrs Tembe's the problem.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Why?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I liked Anthony and he liked me.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I'm not sure Mrs Tembe does. - This is Mrs T!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Yeah, I know but...

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Sometimes I get the sense that she doesn't understand me.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48She is good at her job, sometimes I'm not.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50What if she doesn't need me any more?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Why do you always make everything about you?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Today is about Mrs Tembe.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Get over yourself.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Sorry.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I mean, you see, she's fair.

0:05:01 > 0:05:06I mean, you put in the effort and she will appreciate it.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Are you sure the bunting...?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Awful, isn't it?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21It's... Very masculine.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23It's brutal.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Howard loved it, Mrs Tembe will hate it.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- What can I do you for? - I need you to talk to Zara.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32About what?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Well, I am still on a temporary agency contract.- Mm-hm.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39When I was ill I realised how vulnerable that made me feel.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41So I spoke to Anthony and then to Zara

0:05:41 > 0:05:43but nothing's happened.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46So I'm still on a temporary contract and it's...

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Well, it's unsettling.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'm sure we can sort this out.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Maybe not today, I've just come back

0:05:51 > 0:05:54and Mrs Tembe is coming back.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56In fact, as practice manager,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- she would be the right person to talk to.- Yeah, I suppose.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Cheer up! Don't look so glum.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Oh, I need someone to run an errand this lunchtime.- Oh, course.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Could you pick up Mrs Tembe's cake?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Look out!- Oh!

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Oh, dear!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Are you all right?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Well, I think so. Are you?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Yeah, I'm fine!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Well, you don't seem particularly fine to me.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Well, I am! - SHE SIGHS

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Sorry. Look, let me...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I should have looked.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40No, no, no, no, I was rushing.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Who was the cake for?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- My boss, Mrs Tembe.- Oh, dear!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- She's coming back today. - Oh, dear. Was it cream?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yes, I think so.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54I like cream, I like cream and lemon curd, I like.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Are you sure you're all right?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Is there someone I can call? - Who?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- I don't know, family? - No, I don't have any real family.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Where were you going?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- I don't know. - You don't know.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- You were rushing. - Yes, well, I'm late.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- What's your name? - Shirley Bassey.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Shirley...

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Did you bang your head?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Oh, it's broken! Look!

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Look, Shirley, my name is Valerie.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31I work in a doctor's surgery.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Why don't you come in and let them check you over?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37I've no time, dearie. I'm meeting Tom Jones at the train station.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Please, come to The Mill, they can help.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43No, thanks.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Just a minute... Hold on.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Look, if you feel dizzy or anything, just give me a call.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Please.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Will do.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Cheerio!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03At least today can't get any worse.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Perhaps it's just been dumped here. - Who would leave it here?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Ah, there you are. - Heston!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Ah, we heard you were back. - Lovely to see you.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- You could have parked better. - Oh, very funny.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- You look well. - I've been well for quite some time.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Do you know who that belongs to?

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Because Mrs Tembe's going to be here any minute.- Really?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Yes, apparently there's a practice manager's position available.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Very funny. - Can't we just pick it up?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37No, an alarm goes off if you do.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Well, someone must know who it belongs to.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Valerie, do you know who this belongs to?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43No, I just got back.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I was out buying shoes.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I thought you were getting Mrs Tembe's cake?

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Yes, I was, but it's not ready so I'm going to get it later.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53HE SIGHS

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Good luck with the scooter. People, eh?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02(Shirley!)

0:09:02 > 0:09:04(Shirley!)

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Who are you talking to?- Oh! No-one. I just... I just sneezed.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09A-Shirley-choo!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- It's all the dust from these files. - Oh, these files?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16These files that I spent half my lunch time doing

0:09:16 > 0:09:18while you just swanned off.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I didn't swan off. Heston asked me to collect Mrs Tembe's cake.

0:09:20 > 0:09:25- Oh, great! Where is it? - On its way.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Right, well, your bunting wasn't in the cupboard.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Oh, no, sorry! I forgot, I moved it.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33It's in the staffroom cupboard.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Well, if it's not too much bother, can you finish off these, please?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37No bother.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39# Never know how much I love you...

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Heston's only just back and we're already in scooter-gate!- I know!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45# When you put your arms around me

0:09:45 > 0:09:48# I get a fever that's so hard to bear

0:09:48 > 0:09:50# You give me fever

0:09:52 > 0:09:53# When you kiss me

0:09:53 > 0:09:55# Fever when you hold me tight

0:09:55 > 0:09:59# I get a fever

0:09:59 > 0:10:03# Fever all through the night. #

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Valerie!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I replaced the string.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Do you want a chocolate peanut? - No.- No?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12What are you doing here?

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- I decided to come and help. - Help who?- You.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I don't need any help. I offered you help.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Yes, well, thank you very much - I accept.- What?! No, no...

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- You see, you can't be here. - Well, why not?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- This is where I work.- Yes, I know that, you told me, remember?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Your boss is coming back this afternoon.

0:10:29 > 0:10:34Exactly! So what are you doing in the ladies' toilets?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Being discreet.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- I am not listening to you. - That's because you're narrow-minded.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Me?- I'm glad she's coming back. - You're the one that's moaning.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47I'm not moaning, I'm just saying that you're treating her

0:10:47 > 0:10:49like she's the second coming or something,

0:10:49 > 0:10:52and plainly she's not the second coming, in my opinion.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Well, it's the wrong opinion, I've missed her.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Anyway, she's better than Anthony.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59She's just another boss, not that I'm defending Anthony -

0:10:59 > 0:11:02he was a jobsworth - but when it comes down to it,

0:11:02 > 0:11:05one penpusher is pretty much the same as another penpusher.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07There's no point losing sleep over it.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Well, you've got no choice because she's on her way

0:11:09 > 0:11:12and I'm running out of time. I need help!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15No can do, I'm a trained medical professional.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Bunting is not in my remit. - We're all trained professionals!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21All right, fine, let's be professional about this.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Now, I'm thinking of a number between one and three.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- What is that number? - Two.- Incorrect. 1.5.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31You enjoy your bunting, professionals.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Hold up, lightning.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Just so happens that I'm doing the home visits schedule for this week

0:11:37 > 0:11:43and I'm also thinking of a number between 15 and 60 visits

0:11:43 > 0:11:47for a doctor who can't be bothered to welcome back a valued colleague.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49What number is it?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Erm...

0:11:50 > 0:11:5115.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Correct.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55# You give me fever. #

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Look, afternoon surgery is starting. Would you please come out of hiding?

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Give me a hand with my cardie, will you?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05God, it's too hot in here!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Why don't you just come through to reception and we can get you checked out?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12There's nothing wrong with me, it's you! I told Tom.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15You are not Shirley Bassey

0:12:15 > 0:12:18and you do not know Tom Jones.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21How do you know?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Call him.- What? - Call Tom Jones.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Well, I don't have his number. - Funny that.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- No, I usually write. - Is that so?

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Look, I don't believe in phones.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Why don't you tell me what's wrong with you?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37You're what's wrong with me.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Look, I just need you to come out of here now.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- OK.- Really?

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Absolutely, as soon as you tell me.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Fine!

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Not that it's any of your business but since you asked...

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I have recently got over cancer,

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I failed to get married to a perfectly lovely man

0:12:59 > 0:13:02for purely selfish reasons, I've got no family, no friends, and to top

0:13:02 > 0:13:05it all my new-old boss is returning to work any moment

0:13:05 > 0:13:07and I am here in the ladies' toilets with you

0:13:07 > 0:13:10and your scooter is blocking the entrance!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18SHE HUMS

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Stick this on the door.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Move the scooter....

0:13:38 > 0:13:40..and then we'll talk.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43You said you would go.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44I was lying.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48# You give me fever. #

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Look, I'm 48 -

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I wish somebody had told me that I'd still be worrying about my kids.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55- I know what you mean. - Parenthood sucks.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Well, Chris is on the other side of the world.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59You know, numerous girlfriends, steady job

0:13:59 > 0:14:01and I still worry about him.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04You need to get over it, and move in with Heston!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07I'm sorry, we are trying to get it sorted.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- I'm just here for my 34-week checkup.- Right.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Who's on reception?- I have no idea, but Rhiannon's my 4 o'clock.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Shall we go through?- Yeah, thanks. - How have you been keeping?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Where have you been? - Sorting bunting.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Bunting! Patients are arriving,

0:14:21 > 0:14:24there are confidential files all over reception.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Well, Valerie was...- I don't care! You're in charge, sort it out.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30And see who owns that blasted scooter.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Where have you been?! - There's a problem in the toilets.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Oh, no!- No, I'm sorting it.- Oh, really?- Yeah, the plumber's coming.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Oh. Well, great, sorry. - No, it's fine.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42We need to get that thing moved

0:14:42 > 0:14:44because Heston is going to blow a gasket.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Leave it with me. I'm just...

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Why are you not up here? - I have no desire.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Is it so you can look at my bum? - I have no desire.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57SHE LAUGHS

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Done.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Give me a hand. - HE GROANS

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Looks good, doesn't it? - Well, it's bunting.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Homemade bunting - Valerie made it. I wish I had.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Well, Valerie's very arty. - I'm arty!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Yeah, course you are.- No, seriously.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16It was one of my best subjects at school. That and woodwork.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- You did woodwork?! - I made a jigsaw.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Hm, impressive.- Rude.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Did you just see that? - What?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Valerie just rode past on a scooter -

0:15:28 > 0:15:30like, a mobility scooter.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- What was she doing on a scooter? - I don't know, she didn't say.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36I wouldn't put it past her. She's a force of nature that one.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39She's certainly something.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43All the fancy kit in the world and it always comes down to

0:15:43 > 0:15:44peeing in a pot.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46You can learn a lot from peeing in a pot.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Are you checking for protein?

0:15:47 > 0:15:50I know in the second half of pregnancy, protein can be an early

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- sign of pre-eclampsia. - Someone's been reading.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Oh, I am all over this pregnancy.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58It's just peeing in a pot I have trouble with - I need a bucket!

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Right, well, I can confirm there is no protein.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02You're in top shape.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06So shall we discuss your birth plan?

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Done.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09I want it to be natural,

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- but whatever's best for the baby, you know?- Mm-hm, I do.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23# Where do I begin to tell the story

0:16:23 > 0:16:26# Of how great love can be?

0:16:26 > 0:16:31# The sweet love story that is older than the sea

0:16:31 > 0:16:36# The simple truth about the love he brings to me

0:16:36 > 0:16:39# Where do I start? #

0:16:39 > 0:16:40(Shirley!)

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Valerie, thank you for doing the scooter.- That's fine.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Do you mind doing the files as well? - Yep, on it.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50All done.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Baby's in great shape.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Do you know, I rarely see anybody going into labour

0:16:55 > 0:16:58with such a level-headed approach. Be proud.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Thank you.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01I just want this baby to have the best start.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Yeah, well, you've done a great job.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06So...

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Any questions?

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Erm...

0:17:11 > 0:17:14I suffered from depression before.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Like, when this baby's taken, will that happen again?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20No decision has been made yet.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Not officially.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25OK...

0:17:25 > 0:17:27If the worst happens, yeah.

0:17:27 > 0:17:32Yeah, it will be difficult but you will get through it.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37Talking about it helps with your partner.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Hey, and you come in and you see me or Doctor Reid.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Thank you.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46What about my milk?

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Will it hurt when it dries up?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Because I don't want it to hurt.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Hey, come here.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Oh, I'm ever so sorry, the ladies is out of action,

0:17:59 > 0:18:01so you'll have to use the disabled.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- When's this plumber coming? - He's on his way.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Oh, do you think Mrs Tembe's on her way?

0:18:10 > 0:18:11I thought she'd be here by now.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Still, the cake's not ready. - When are you picking it up?

0:18:15 > 0:18:16In a bit.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21# I've got a fever... #

0:18:21 > 0:18:24(She's the plumber.)

0:18:27 > 0:18:31- You've drifted off again? - Sorry, I'm just tired.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Do you think you're poorly?

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Because you were just sneezing earlier.- I do feel a bit off.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Why don't you take five minutes and...

0:18:40 > 0:18:42pick up the cake later.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Oh!- Where have you been?!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Looking round - it's nice.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Do you fancy a chocolate peanut now? - No.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Oh, go on, take one!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57If you suck the chocolate off, there's always a nut inside.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03SHE SIGHS

0:19:03 > 0:19:11You know, my Gordon was a Presbyterian minister

0:19:11 > 0:19:15and we travelled the world spreading the word.

0:19:18 > 0:19:24Ah, Gordon's dead now and my hips are packed in,

0:19:24 > 0:19:29but I still travel, visiting friends, family...

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Tom Jones.- Tom Jones!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I thought you said you had no family.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39No, no, I said I had no "real" family.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42No, I have a huge family.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- The thing is, I like her. - Yeah, me too

0:19:45 > 0:19:50but the police said it was the worst case of neglect they'd ever seen.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I know.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56But do we have the right to judge somebody on something that

0:19:56 > 0:19:58happened seven years ago?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01What if she's changed?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02I'd like another chance.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- What?- Nothing.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09What?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I was just thinking that I wasn't a very good mother

0:20:13 > 0:20:15when Chris was little.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19And if I hadn't lost Howard's baby then I would have been

0:20:19 > 0:20:23so much better the second time around.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I know I would.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Don't always get a second chance, though, do we?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh, what happened?

0:20:40 > 0:20:41You fell asleep.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44On the toilet floor?!

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Well, it's warm. You should get the heating turned down.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Why do things always happen to me?! - Things happen to everyone.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52You just let them get on top of you.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Have you not been listening?! My life is hard.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Everybody's is hard.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Deal with it!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Oh, dear!

0:21:00 > 0:21:05OK, so you didn't get married for whatever reason,

0:21:05 > 0:21:08but fine, you moved on.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11You had cancer, you got better.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14These aren't problems, they're life.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Yeah, but...

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- But I'm so alone. - No, you're not and you know it!

0:21:19 > 0:21:22You're surrounded by friends and family.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Oh, come on!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26What's the real problem?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31I don't want to lose them.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Well, you won't. - I have ruined Mrs Tembe's cake!

0:21:35 > 0:21:36It's just a cake

0:21:36 > 0:21:38and Mrs Tembe's just a person.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Give her a chance!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43PHONE BEEPS

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Well, what? What is it? - It's Tom Jones.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Oh, he came! Lovely.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I gave him your number.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Where is he?- Outside.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Well, you'd better let him in then, hadn't you?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09The thing is, she looked to me like she was coping.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11What's up?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13All that work and Mrs Tembe didn't show up.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17Yes, well, she can be a bit of cow sometimes. Fancy a cuppa?

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Oh, please!

0:22:21 > 0:22:22What?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Well, nobody wears a cardie like that - nobody except Mrs Tembe.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27She's here!

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Oh, it's so lovely to see you again!- Yes!

0:22:35 > 0:22:39- So you're Tom Jones?- No! Tom Wu.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Only Shirley calls me Tom Jones.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45- It's her warped sense of humour. - Oh, he's my godson.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48His grandparents stayed with us for a while in Edinburgh.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51A while! Two and a half years.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53They were refugees from Vietnam

0:22:53 > 0:22:56and they've never forgotten her kindness,

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- nor my parents or I. - Oh, you great big softie.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03Here we are, have a chocolate peanut.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05You and your peanuts.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Well, I never leave home without them. I'm very organised.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- You're the least organised person I've ever met!- Oh!

0:23:10 > 0:23:13You decided to get the early train and we nearly missed each other.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Well, I wanted to look around Letherbridge

0:23:15 > 0:23:19- and I'd never have met you if I hadn't.- No, you wouldn't.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22# For she's a jolly good fellow

0:23:22 > 0:23:25# For she's a jolly good fellow

0:23:25 > 0:23:28# For she's a jolly good fellow

0:23:28 > 0:23:31# And so say...

0:23:31 > 0:23:34# And nobody can... #

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Erm, who are you?

0:23:36 > 0:23:40I'm Tom, I came to fix a problem.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42And I'm Shirley. I'm with him.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oh, OK... I think I made a mistake. Sorry, folks.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Yeah, easy mistake to make. - (Shh!)

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Well, Tom, I'm sure you are a jolly good fellow

0:23:50 > 0:23:54- but, well, I have things to get on with.- Yeah, me too. Tom, Shirley.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Goodbye.- So no Mrs Tembe? - No Mrs Tembe.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Sorry about that.- I enjoyed it. - Yeah.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- And everything fixed in there? - Yes, it is.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10OK, good...

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You're not really called Shirley Bassey, are you?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Oh, yes I am. I'm a huge fan.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I changed my name by deed poll.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24I did, look, look.

0:24:26 > 0:24:31- Oh, and you're playing tonight. - Tom's big on the folk circuit.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33He has an EP coming out now.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Her fault, she bought me my first ukulele.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- You should come.- Yeah. - Well, I'll check my diary.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- We'd better get a shift on.- Haven't you got something for Valerie?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Oh, yes!

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Oh!

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Shirley said she owed you one.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Oh, thank you - both of you.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Honestly, thank you so much. - No, it's our pleasure.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Right, now, you bring the scooter.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05You better show him where you parked it.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09# I'm going to need him till the stars all burn away

0:25:09 > 0:25:12# And he'll be...

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Cheerio!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16# ..there. #

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Who's that with the plumber? - Shirley Bassey.- What?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Never mind.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Oh, I wish Mrs Tembe had turned up.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Well, don't worry. Have a chocolate peanut.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Oh, thank you!

0:25:29 > 0:25:31What are you doing tonight?

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Oh, Mrs Tembe, you're back! - I am.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42We've been looking forward to your return.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44So I can see.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Very thoughtful although a little premature.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Well, we didn't mean to jump the gun, it's just such a relief...

0:25:49 > 0:25:51No, no, I understand, Dr Carter.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Please, do not think me rude, but I need to speak to the partners now.

0:25:57 > 0:26:03It would be comforting for us to carry on where we left off -

0:26:03 > 0:26:07for me to slip into the role of practice manager.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11But that is not going to happen.

0:26:11 > 0:26:16Although I could leave King's Green at short notice,

0:26:16 > 0:26:18but I will not.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23I have concerns here that need to be addressed.

0:26:24 > 0:26:29Not least the dynamics with myself and the other members of staff...

0:26:31 > 0:26:33..and with some of the partners.

0:26:35 > 0:26:42However, if I am given autonomy to make all the relevant changes,

0:26:42 > 0:26:48and of course if I am offered an attractive enough package

0:26:48 > 0:26:52then I would be in a position to consider our future here together.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Who are you and what have you done with Mrs Tembe?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Welcome. Be she ever so humble.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10There's no place like home. Come on.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Has Dad got another woman?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Hello, Mill Health Centre.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Oh, no, get lost!

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Has she had an attack?! - I think so.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Call an ambulance, please.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26I'm the most humble person you know, Jimmi Clay.