Granimosity

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0:00:31 > 0:00:35- Right. Well, when do they need it? - What are these?

0:00:35 > 0:00:37They're party bags.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Well, why can't she do it herself? - Party bags?!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42No, I told Liam last night.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- What on earth am I supposed to do with these?!- Mum, put them down.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Well, there's no way I can make this afternoon,

0:00:49 > 0:00:51so tell her they'll just have to wait.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Why on Earth have you bought all this food?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Fine, I'll tell her myself.

0:00:55 > 0:01:00- You know, I do go to the shops every day, Chloe.- It's what he asked for.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Thomas, are you ready? - Everything's always the last minute!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- June will be here soon. - Whatever for?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- To give you a hand.- Oh!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Mum. Please. Just try and be nice.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm not a child, you know?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Thomas?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23We'll never do all of this in a week.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Ooh, what about this one? - Chiusi? It's quite built up.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35- Oh, OK. Pi...- Pisa. A long way from the villa.- Pienza.- Oh, Pienza.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Mm. 15th century.- Lovely, idyllic. The view from the Palazzo...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41It looks gorgeous.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Gorgeous is the word. And you're in the middle of wine country there.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- You can't miss the Leaning Tower of Pisa though?- Well, you can.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I could do a photo like this.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Please!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55If you must, but we have to visit the vineyards.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59- There is more to life than booze, you know?- Booze?- Yah, booze!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Well, we really have more than enough already.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07You can never have too much, I always say,

0:02:07 > 0:02:09especially with children.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Ooh!

0:02:10 > 0:02:15Right. There's fairy cakes, and some flapjacks.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Actually, we're trying to give up sugar.- And pasta salad.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- We've already got that.- Yes, but you can't beat homemade now, can you?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Cheese straws, and some chicken drumsticks.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Really, you didn't need to go to all this trouble, June.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Don't be silly, Gloria. What are grannies for?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Hm.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47KNOCK AT DOOR

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Er... Come in.

0:02:52 > 0:02:58Oh, Dr Haskey. I had to sign for these from St Phil's.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Thank you.- May I ask, how is your mother?

0:03:02 > 0:03:07Oh, yeah. I rang her and...she seems pretty much the same.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Well, I'm sorry to hear that. - I'll go and see her.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Soon.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16You know, it is very important that you stay positive.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Great(!)

0:03:17 > 0:03:20What is wrong?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21More bad news to pass on.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I should have done some sausage rolls really.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36There are sausages here.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- And what about pop?- Oh, no. No fizzy drinks.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Not in this day and age. - Never did mine any harm.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Well, are you sure, dear? Perhaps they were just big boned.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Nanny!- Aw! How's my little Tommy then?- Thomas!

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- Happy birthday, sweetheart. - I'm starving.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Steady on.- There you go.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Get yourself a plate. - Oh, let him be.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- It's his birthday. - This looks lovely.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Well, there's miles too much, of course.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Mine's the homemade.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Well, you've got to make the effort. - Come on, let's get you washed.- Mum!

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Tommy.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Aw, bless him. Spitting image of his dad, he is.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I thought you said it was going to be warm.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, it can get a bit chilly in the evenings.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Shall I put my thermal vest in then? - That's not quite what I had in mind.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Ooh, and these. These will be OK?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Are you planning on jogging? - No, for the sightseeing.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- I thought we could do something a bit more relaxing.- Such as?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45The simple pleasures - food, landscapes, the light.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Hey, how far are we from Rome? - Oh, good Lord, no.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50OK, Florence then. I know that is not far.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- True.- And then, you can finally show me

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- the "Uffizi and the Ponte Vecchio".- Well done.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Thank you.

0:05:01 > 0:05:06- Why ever did you get a shop bought one?- This is a carrot cake, dear.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Not a Victoria sponge. - My sponge is second to none.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Remember the wedding cake?- Five pounds of raisins I put in there!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16It was huge.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18It lasted longer than the marriage.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20What? Stop it!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Strawberry flan. That was always my Ian's favourite.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, where is he, that boy of yours?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Aberdeen, of course.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33What's he doing there?

0:05:33 > 0:05:37He's working, Mum. He's been there four years.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39And on his own son's birthday!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42He's very upset about it, but he can't just drop everything.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Well, he dropped his wife and child, didn't he?

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Mum, you know that's not true. - He's got a very responsible job.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Oh, and I haven't?- Responsible, huh! - And what is that supposed to mean?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- DOORBELL RINGS - Ooh, shall I get that, dear?

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Thomas will get it. Thomas, can you come down?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- After everything he's done. - Well, money isn't everything.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Can we just drop it now, please?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Mum?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Aberdeen?! - What's wrong, love?- Is he all right?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Thomas?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oh!

0:06:19 > 0:06:22You're not taking all those, are you?

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- I am there longer than you, remember?- Tuscany By The Glass?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yes, that's one of Charles'.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Although, probably don't need it now, do I?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33It's such a shame Mrs Tembe made a fool of him.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35He made a fool of himself.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Ah, perhaps.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Now, I have a case scale somewhere.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42He can seem a bit full of himself.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- You should have seen him in the old days.- Yeah, well, I'm glad I didn't.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- People do change. - Yeah, for the better.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Maybe there is more to Mrs Tembe than we think.- In what way?

0:06:54 > 0:06:59- Well, maybe she has a hidden streak, bit of a wild side.- Mrs Tembe?

0:06:59 > 0:07:04- There must be. I mean, if you think about it...- Oh, no! I'd rather not!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh, I am so sorry, but we are closed.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Perhaps you'd like to make an appointment.- He keeps being sick.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16We need to see a doctor.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Right. Dr Haskey. I don't suppose that you can see this young man?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23I'm really worried, Doctor. He's been really sick.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- All right, come on through. - Thank you.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- If you ladies would like to take a seat...- Excuse me.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Right. And there was no sign before that?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- No, I don't think so. - He was fine this morning.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45- Poor chap. It's not the best way to spend your birthday, is it?- So?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I think it might be a case of the old food poisoning.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- What?! - Very mild food poisoning.- Oh, no!

0:07:51 > 0:07:52There! I knew it!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Knew what?- It's all that stuff she brought round this morning.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- There was nothing wrong with that food.- Maybe not when you made it...

0:07:58 > 0:07:59- When was that?- Yesterday.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- There. You see?- Not that I get any gratitude!- Gratitude?!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Will you please just shut up? - Well!- I'm only trying to help!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Can you tell them?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Yeah, um, perhaps it would be best if half of us left the room.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16It's this half right here.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Come on, out you go. Reception's that way.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Phew!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Must be in the house somewhere. I had on my last trip.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33You don't think Shak or Alia have got it, do you?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- DOORBELL RINGS - Why would they? - I don't know. You tell me.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38I'll get that, shall I?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41It's like the time we spent half the evening looking for that

0:08:41 > 0:08:45remote control, or when we couldn't find the backdoor key.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh! Right.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49OK.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52And we need some proper tea cos they've only got that

0:08:52 > 0:08:53American rubbish over there.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Oh.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Charles.- Er, I'll go and make some tea, shall I?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Have you got a moment?

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- You might as well go to lunch. - Are you sure?- Yes.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Can I bring you anything? - Er, no, thank you. I have...

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Well, I have made arrangements.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Right, Thomas, I've got a job for you.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43- You need to drink as much water as you possibly can.- Do I have to?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Thanks.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Are you OK?- Yeah, I'm fine. It's just those two.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Is that normal?

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Well, they've never really got on, but this is getting stupid.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Mm. Grandmother rivalry. - No, it's just Mum.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01She's getting worse all the time, with everybody.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Right. I do need to speak to her actually.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06You've had her results?

0:10:06 > 0:10:11- Could you get her to make an appointment with me?- I'm really hot.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Come on, love.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Right. Mind how you go.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Right.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Lunch.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27- I was such an oaf.- I wouldn't say that, just a bit clumsy, that's all.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I had no idea she was friendly with the chap.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Yes, that was rather unfortunate. - But I really didn't mean any harm.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37So, do you think there's any way back?

0:10:37 > 0:10:42- She can be very decisive, single-minded.- Stupid man!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Ever since the divorce... - Stubborn, even, at times.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48..I've just been such a clown with women.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50It's one false dawn after another.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53But I really believed there was a chance this time.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- You know, some common ground, something to build on, you know. - I thought so too.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00And you're sure there's nothing I could do to make amends?

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Sorry, Charles. I think she's made her choice.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Wotcha!

0:11:16 > 0:11:19How's all going then? All right? Not bad here, is it?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Look, I am so sorry. This is a mistake.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26I do not know what I was thinking. Me asking you out - it is...

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Look, I think we should just both... - It's par for the course.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Don't worry.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33What is?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Women. Asking me out. Happens all the time.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Shall we?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I've never been so embarrassed in all my life!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57There is nothing wrong with this food.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Then why is my grandson lying in his bed on his birthday?

0:12:01 > 0:12:02It was all fresh.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05We're lucky, I suppose. I mean, it could have been worse.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08It could have been half the school.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- This is it. This is the stuff. - It was no such thing!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13That's been stagnating in your fridge.

0:12:13 > 0:12:18- It was not!- And these? What were you thinking of?- They're organic!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20I'd be surprised if they're even chicken.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Oh!- Well? I told her this. I said you were as bad as each other.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Who, might I ask?

0:12:26 > 0:12:31Well, you and your son. I mean, it's one thing after another.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Oh, this is Ian's fault now, is it?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You know, it's Thomas I feel sorry for.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- It was your daughter who wanted a divorce.- Well, can you blame her?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42She hardly saw him.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44And who do you think's still paying for this house?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Keeping a roof over your head!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Oh, I see! Well, it all makes sense now!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- What does?- Well, you want this house!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55That's why you're poisoning us!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- What did you say? - Well, you've done it this time.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01You meant it, I'll have to call the police!

0:13:01 > 0:13:02- Oh!- What's going on?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04June?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- The truth hurts! - What have you said to her?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- And take your chicken legs with you! - Oh!

0:13:13 > 0:13:15What...?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Er...

0:13:17 > 0:13:22- How about tuna, or something?- I... I am not really very hungry.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26Oh, come on. There's must be something here to tempt you.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Apart from me!

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Right, well, steak for me. And it better still be mooing!

0:13:38 > 0:13:39You know, this was your idea.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41I know.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- I know. I did try to explain... - So, at least have a drink, eh?

0:13:48 > 0:13:49All right.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Well, I will have an orange juice and a green salad.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Yes, that's it.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56So, is this your regular then?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59No, not really. It's just convenient for the surgery.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01So, are all your mates down here then?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07What about the opera then? Cracking night, eh?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Yes. Yes, I did enjoy it.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11I thought the baritone was a bit off at times,

0:14:11 > 0:14:13but you can't beat old Mozart for tunes.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18No, you cannot.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Heston, you know me. I am not a snob.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Any more. But to be fair, a porter, for goodness' sake!

0:14:30 > 0:14:31I can't find the scale.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34It doesn't do an awful lot for one's self esteem.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I'm sure he's really nice.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Oh, no doubt he is, though I do have to say, he doesn't look it.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Not everyone does.- But what could they possibly have in common?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- A woman like that! - Have you packed the tea?- Which one?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49There's about ten different kinds in there.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Perhaps I should take a leaf out of your book, old man. Take a holiday.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Good idea, Charles. Nice break. Change of scenery.- Mm.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00- But not much fun on your own though. - Oh, I don't know.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02What about the villa?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Sorry?- You could come to Tuscany.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Oh, I couldn't possibly impose. - Oh, no. Not with us.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Heston's staying on there a bit longer, aren't you?

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Are you really?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Yeah, cos I've got to come back for the kids.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Yes, but...- And you can both go to the vineyards together.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24- I think it'd be perfect. - Well, of course.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- That would be marvellous! - Are you serious?- Of course.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Thank you.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38So, you go out a lot then, do you, to the opera or whatever?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40No, not really.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43I am usually busy. I do not have the time.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Oh, right.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- Anyway, you're obviously not from round here.- Botswana.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54And you? What is a Londoner doing in Letherbridge?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56You know? Have bike will travel!

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Never thought about settling down?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Now and again, but I told you about the kids?- Yes.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08- Yes, you said you were married, yes? - Yeah, been there, done that.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I never really took to it though.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Right, so you have a problem with commitment?- No, no. Just monogamy.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18And you?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22One thing I should tell you though up front.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I was a bit of a naughty boy, going back.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Oh, good grief!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Did a bit of time. Nicking cars, joyriding.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33It was all kids' stuff really.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Look, so, there you go. A rebel without a cause.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40But look at me now, eh? All grown up.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Well, after a fashion.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Well, I've never trusted that woman. - Mum!

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Swanning in here, taking the place over.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56She was only trying to help.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Ian this, Ian that. That great big lump.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Anyone would think that the sun shone out of his...- Mum!

0:17:01 > 0:17:04He was my husband!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I never ever saw what you saw in him.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Did you buy these?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I've no idea.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17- Well, did you or not? Because I didn't.- Chloe, what's your problem?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Well, they're ten days out of date.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Oh, I suppose that's my fault too, is it?

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Just... Just look after Thomas for me, will you?

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Thank you.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- What about old Gupta? Big cheese at St Phil's.- Oh, he's just a friend.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Funny, I thought he was more your cup of tea, really.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Let's face it. We're not exactly made for each other, are we?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Why would you say that?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Well, I'm not much of a catch. For someone like you, I mean.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04What do you mean, "someone like me"?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Proper. Respectable. An upright, model citizen.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Yes. I like to think so.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13And here's me, some scruffbag biker,

0:18:13 > 0:18:17not the sort of chap you take home to mother now, am I?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19You can just see me, can't you?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22In my leathers, walking oil all over the carpet!

0:18:22 > 0:18:25So, have you always owned a bike?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Or are you just going through some kind of midlife crisis?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oi, saucy!

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- So, do you just own the one? - A couple, as it goes.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Plus various bits and pieces, scattered around mates' garages.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42- I'm what you call a man of many parts.- So, it is a hobby?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44It's my life.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47It's the one thing I've always been good at.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Did you build that one yourself? The one on the internet?

0:18:50 > 0:18:54Hey, been having a crafty peek, have we? A sneak preview!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57No, I just noticed some very impressive modifications.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- What? The colour?- No!

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- So, what brake horsepower is it? - The engine or the back wheel?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Well, with those modifications,

0:19:05 > 0:19:10I would imagine it is a 60 horsepower at the back wheel.

0:19:10 > 0:19:1265, actually.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14That's very impressive.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18So, where did that come from?

0:19:18 > 0:19:23Well, I am a woman of many parts.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32I'm really sorry. It was Mum's mistake, not yours.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- I'm ever so sorry. - What was it then?- Sausages.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- It should be her who's apologising then, not you.- I know.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44- I know she's your mother, Chloe, but that was uncalled for.- Yes, it was.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Talking to me like that. It's disgusting!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50She didn't have one civil word for me all day.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53And to start accusing me of a thing like that!

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Come on, sshh.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Come on. Let's hear it.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06My father was a mechanic. He had his own business.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08So, you did have oil on the carpet.

0:20:08 > 0:20:13I used to work with him every day after school. Salvaging parts.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- In Botswana, nothing is wasted. - So, you learned the trade?- Mm.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20We used to strip engines together every day,

0:20:20 > 0:20:21right down to the last bolt.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24And of course, when I put them back together again,

0:20:24 > 0:20:27there was always something left.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31And he said to me, "Start again."

0:20:31 > 0:20:36- Good man. What sort? - Mostly small two-stroke engines.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- We did have bigger ones, 600s. - Japanese?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- And 650s. - Did you give it a re-bore?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Of course. Adjusted the tappets. - Screws or buckets?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Old school screws and locknuts, of course.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51It was wonderful.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54We used to go out together first thing in the morning before

0:20:54 > 0:20:55going to school...

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- So, if one were to take the tour... - Mm-hm.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00..where would be the best place to start?

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Anywhere around Siena, really. - Cheers. Cheers.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Montepulciano?- Chianti. - Ah, is that close by?

0:21:09 > 0:21:12About an hour or so.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Very nice.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18- I found a lovely vineyard along the way.- Lots of body.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Now, where was it? There was a chapel.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22There were ruins on the left.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26It'd be rather like that film. You know, those two chaps in California.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Asciano. They have this lovely Nobile Riserva. Sumptuous, in fact.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33You know, this reminds me of the other one. Not the Barolo, the um...

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Brunello.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Of course.- The Big Three.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40For that, you'd have to go to Montalcino,

0:21:40 > 0:21:43which is a treat in itself. It's a beautiful place.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44It is?

0:21:44 > 0:21:49Yes, we'd have to start at the villa here and then you keep going west.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Ah, towards the sea.- Mm.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59How is he then? Poor little mite.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- He'll be OK.- No thanks to her.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06You just tell that woman from me, I'll never speak to her again,

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- as long as I live!- Oh, June!

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Thinking I'd do something like that! To my own flesh and blood!

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- She didn't really mean it. - Why did she say it then?

0:22:16 > 0:22:20She hasn't been herself these past few months.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Hasn't she?- No, she hasn't.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- What's wrong with her then? - I'm not sure yet.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Chloe...

0:22:33 > 0:22:35I'll phone you tomorrow.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Good lunch?- Yes. Yes, it was fine, actually.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Did you go anywhere nice?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Just to the Icon.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51With a friend.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Aw. From church?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55No.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Dr Haskey, please.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Oh, do you have an appointment? - No, sorry. But it's urgent.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- How's Thomas? - Asleep when I left him.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17- Is he OK?- Yeah, he's got his nan there.

0:23:18 > 0:23:23Um... I'm sorry, but I'm really worried about her.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Of course you are.

0:23:24 > 0:23:29So, can you tell me, please? You've had her results back.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yes, I have.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32And?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35I'm sorry, I can't say.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39- It's dementia, isn't it? - I really need to speak to her first.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- When?- As soon as she can.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46And is that why she's being so nasty all the time?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Um...

0:23:48 > 0:23:53- It would be a possibility.- But it's not like she's an old woman.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- No, she's not.- She's never even been ill, not really.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58You're right.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03And now I'm going to lose her, aren't I?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07She won't even know who I am.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Chloe... I know how hard this can be, believe me.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17I'm going to do everything I can to help.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20I absolutely promise.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Yeah, well...

0:24:22 > 0:24:24At least I know it wasn't my mum talking.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- OK, I've got English Breakfast, and the Lapsang Souchong.- Great.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Are you sure about this wine trip idea?- Yeah.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47I think it'll be a nice change after all the sightseeing.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50And you are both going to love it, it'll do Charles the world of good.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51I think you're right.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- So, are you going to weigh these? - Where did you find that?

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- In your side pocket. - I looked there.- Yeah, man looking!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01SHE GIGGLES

0:25:06 > 0:25:10- I think he's feeling a bit better now.- Good, I'll go and see him.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I'm ever so sorry, dear.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- What about? - About the sausages, of course.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I was sure I only bought them the other day.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Mum, it's not about sausages.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23How could you talk to June like that?

0:25:23 > 0:25:27- I probably was a bit harsh. - She doesn't deserve that.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30- I know. But she gets on my nerves! - Mum, please.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- We're going to have to go and see the doctor tomorrow.- Are we?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Right.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Then that's what we'll do then.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52How about something to eat?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54After all that, I haven't had a thing all day.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Have you been following me?

0:26:18 > 0:26:22- I was just cruising around. - A likely story!

0:26:22 > 0:26:25- I would have brought another one, if I'd have known.- I hardly think so.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28A quick spin around the block, do you the world of good.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30No, I have never been a very good passenger.

0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Don't you trust me?- And could I? On that?- No, not really!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36That's the fun of it!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Now, the weekend.- What about it?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I would say tonight, but I'm working, sorry.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43You are a very presumptuous man!

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- I do my best.- And also, incredibly impertinent!

0:26:46 > 0:26:47- Oh, really?- Yes!

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Really! - You don't know the half of it.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55What in heaven's name do you think you are doing?!

0:26:55 > 0:26:59This is my place of work! What if one of the patients had seen you?

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Oh, JJ! Please!

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Have you ever had the feeling you're not who you think you are?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I'm not sure I follow.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17- I'm here for my son. Which room is he in?- Sorry?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Why do you want to leave your current position

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- and join this practice? - I feel it's time to move on.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Something's not right. I've got a hunch.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26If I had a pound for every time I heard you say that.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28What are the qualities within you, Sid,

0:27:28 > 0:27:30that made you choose this career path?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Sorry, I wasn't really expecting that one.