A Conscious Uncoupling

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0:00:30 > 0:00:32Aw, look at that beach.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34What I'd do to be there now.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Well, they do some good all-inclusive deals.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40That's a mixed blessing. Come home a stone heavier! THEY CHUCKLE

0:00:40 > 0:00:43We could hire a car, do some exploring.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Mmm, sure. Just so long as the hotel's got a luxury spa.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I need to be pampered.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Of course, that's your prerogative.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Ah, Sri Lanka!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Is that within our budget?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Oh, I'd love to go back.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Sorry, petal. Weren't disturbing you, were we?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Oh, absolutely! It's really good publicity.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08The more people read about the app, the better.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12The APP.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13App! A-P-P.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15It's an application.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Do you remember the thing that I invented with Howard?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- That thing. - KNOCK ON DOOR

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Come in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25No, no, no, I'm fully prepared, I know what I'm going to tell them.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Listen, I've got to go, cos Jimmi's here.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Hello?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32And she's gone.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Your mum?- Yeah, said she was really proud.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37She's cock-a-hoop that I'm going to be in Letherbridge Life.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40And, you know, finally bring some fame to the family.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43And you've finally arrived. Just don't let it get to your head, eh?

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Oh, that's not going to happen. I'm the most humble person you know, Jimmi Clay.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- What?- Nothing.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55We have to take Willow to the Golden Temple.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56That's top of the list.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Isn't that where you went on your honeymoon?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Sri Lanka?- Yeah, that's right.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Where did you go just now?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Needed some fresh air. Gets a bit stuffy in here.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Who's taking me to school? - Me.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Sorry, love.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Heavy yoga day.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27I'd better get going.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28I'll see you tonight.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Gihilla ennam.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Goodbye in Sinhalese.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Ah! That's more than I remember. - Well, Sri Lanka's a great idea. I can't wait.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45What?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47This divorce.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Doing wonders for your marriage.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Morning, ladies! Have you heard the good news?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Mrs Tembe has finally agreed to come back.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Yeah. After a little bit of gentle negotiation.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Drove a hard bargain, did she?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Er, not really, just a few little things to be ironed out.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Is...

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Is that a new perfume?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Yes! Well, no. I was just having a tidy up

0:03:16 > 0:03:19and I found it festering in an old vanity bag.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21It's not too musky, is it?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24No, no, that's, er, that's very distinctive. And dare I say, very you.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26SHE SIMPERS

0:03:26 > 0:03:31Yeah, anyway, um, Mrs Tembe wanted to start by making a few little changes.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Such as?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Uh, well, I think the first thing she said was, yeah,

0:03:35 > 0:03:37she wanted to make the place paperless.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Which is long overdue, don't you think?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43So we need to start by pulling out all the old files

0:03:43 > 0:03:48and going through and tugging out all non-essential items.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49You know, hospital letters,

0:03:49 > 0:03:53referral correspondence. An awful lot of it can be shredded.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57So whatever you're doing, stop it and make that your number one priority.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58OK? Great.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09Look, you know how much I dislike the "D-word".

0:04:09 > 0:04:11It has such negative connotations.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15That's not how we're approaching this, your dad and I.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17No, we're not using that word.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19What about your solicitors?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Are they allowed to use it?

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Must make life tricky.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25What do they do, use semaphore or something?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Look, this is a really delicate time,

0:04:28 > 0:04:30what with your exams and everything.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34All the more reason that we should approach this in a positive way.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Yeah, some things might've changed...

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Like the fact that Dad's moved out.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Yes. But we're still deeply committed as friends.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44And as parents, of course.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Is he seeing someone else?- What?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Has Dad got another woman?

0:04:51 > 0:04:52That's not what this is about.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Look, this is the trap that families can fall into,

0:04:56 > 0:04:58they try to point the finger of blame.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01SHE COUGHS AGGRESSIVELY

0:05:01 > 0:05:06Look, if and when either of us decide to embrace new life partners,

0:05:06 > 0:05:09then that should be looked on as a positive step.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Not as a source of recrimination...

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Is your inhaler not working?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15No. I'm fine.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I'm fine. SHE COUGHS

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Well, he's taking it very seriously.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Letherbridge Life? Not exactly Esquire, is it?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Well, don't think his mum reads Esquire.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I hope he's brushed the crumbs off his tank top.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Nah, I don't think he's even shaved.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35You know, Al's only vain about intellectual stuff.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- They'll be taking his photo, won't they?- Yeah, I guess so.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Oh, see if you can get him to run a comb through his hair, will you? - Nah.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45I think he said he would like them to "take him as they find him".

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Hi, Emma. Are you doing anything tomorrow night?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55'No plans.'

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Awesome. Ayesha's free, too, I think.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Be our first proper night in together! The three musketeers!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03'Maybe we should have, er...a curry night! I fancy something spicy.'

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Cool! Yeah, I'll dig out my cookery books and I'll rustle something up.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10'Well, I was thinking more of a takeaway. I don't want you going to any trouble...'

0:06:10 > 0:06:12No, no, no! It's no trouble! Honest.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14OK, see you later.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20Hi. Are we too early for the drop-in clinic?

0:06:20 > 0:06:21PHONE RINGS

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Hello?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- 'Alistair! It's Claudie, from Letherbridge Life.'- Um, hello.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30'I'm still waiting on your address.'

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Sorry?- 'I thought you were going to text it to me.'

0:06:34 > 0:06:37'Right. Why was that?'

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Well, we agreed to do the interview at your place, when we spoke last week.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Oh. OK. Somehow that didn't compute.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Right, I may have been a little bit...

0:06:48 > 0:06:51'Just the number and the postcode will suffice.'

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Wouldn't you rather meet me here?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Your surgery? No, no, no. That's not the ambience we want.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59We're going for a more intimate feel.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Our readers will want to see you in your natural habitat.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Well, couldn't we just pretend?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- 'The camera never lies!' - Wait, wait, the camera?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10'I've got our top photographer on board. Didn't I say?'

0:07:10 > 0:07:11He's very excited.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Now, have you had a chance to think about your image?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Chic geek? Country gent?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Well, we can play around with some different looks.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Breathe normally for me, please.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Yeah, it does sound very tight.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31It's definitely got worse in the last month or so, hasn't it, petal?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- I guess so.- Do you know if you've been exposed to any triggers recently?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Say, animal hairs or dust mites? Smoke?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Um, maybe. I'm not sure. The house is pretty clean.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42We don't have any pets.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Asthma can just sometimes get worse.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, but it can get better, as well!

0:07:48 > 0:07:49There are lots of variables.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I mean, negative emotions can also be a trigger.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Have you been experiencing any stress lately?

0:07:55 > 0:07:56You could say that.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00GCSEs. Her exams start next month.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Aw! That takes me back!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06All that cramming and last-minute revision, it's a nightmare, isn't it?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Willow works very hard,

0:08:09 > 0:08:13and even so, I suppose a little anxiety is only natural.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Well, I'll write you a prescription for an inhaler with a stronger dose

0:08:17 > 0:08:19and hopefully that should help.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21But if the chest tightening and the coughing stay the same,

0:08:21 > 0:08:24or get worse, you will need to make another appointment.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Thank you, Doctor.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36OK, listen up, listen up, I'm calling a meeting of the Cobra Emergency Committee.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40The threat of social humiliation is clear and it is present.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42What now?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I've just spoke to the journalist from Letherbridge Life

0:08:45 > 0:08:47and for reasons I don't quite yet understand,

0:08:47 > 0:08:52I agreed to do a photoshoot with them, to be staged at my house.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54THEY LAUGH

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I won't go into the gory details, but I had a brewing accident

0:08:57 > 0:09:00over the weekend and the place is looking quite yeasty.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- How long have you got? - Half-three.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05But I need to text them an address, like, now-sap.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Get an agency to do an emergency clean?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10No, there isn't time. It's beyond professional help.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13It's true. I've seen his house and, er, yeah, he's not joking.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15No, I'm not joking.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Well, what about outside? What's your garden looking like?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22To be honest with you, I don't really know. I don't really go out there.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24I mean, the grass is about yea high.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28But they want to see me in my natural inventor's environment.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Oh, the pub?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Look, Jimmi, if you're going to say something, then say something useful! Come on, think.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37We need, like, an inventor's laboratory. Somewhere cool. Somewhere chic.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Like a...

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Like a bachelor pad!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Somewhere that's clean.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Somewhere that is obsessively clean.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- No.- Please?- No!- Please?- No.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- I will beg.- You'll have to do more than beg.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- There goes my knees. - Not a chance.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Don't go down there...- Jimmi, look. Jimmi...- Are you watching?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Are you OK? What happened?

0:09:59 > 0:10:00What are you doing here?

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Your mum texted me.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's no biggie, I'm fine.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07We saw the doctor straight away and he's prescribed a stronger inhaler.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Great!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Well done, you.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13What's with the jacket? I thought you were with one of your yoga disciples.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Our first session was cancelled.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Nothing now till this arvo, so I thought I'd make myself presentable.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Why don't I drive you to the chemist's, pick up the prescription?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24No, it's all right, I'll get it on the way home. I'm already late for school.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27OK, well, I'll give you a lift. Give you a chance to crack on.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Er, no. Thanks.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30See you later, Mum.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Hang on, Willow. Why don't I drop you off?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Er, can you both stop fussing? It's, like, a five-minute walk.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Well, be careful!

0:10:39 > 0:10:40I love you!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Love you!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46My boiler's on the blink, plumber's there now. The whole house is a total mess.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Fine. The Clay concept of mess is different from mine.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53But fine. Come on, Ayesha, think. You're my only hope.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Emma's place isn't exactly a bachelor pad, is it?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58It doesn't have to be a bachelor pad.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01I could say that I'm living with my maiden aunt.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03No, Sid hasn't finished unpacking yet.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04His boxes are all over the show.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Besides, I don't think you'd square it with Emma. Sorry.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Ooh, I've got it! And that place would look amazing in a magazine.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- What about Zara and Daniel's new place?- Oh, for...

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Yeah, they'd never agree to it, would they?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20No, they wouldn't, and after their house-warming party,

0:11:20 > 0:11:21I'm not to darken their door.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Why not? It's just a couple of photos. What's the big deal?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Are you serious?- Leave it with me. I'll talk to Daniel.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Brill. He'll "speak to Daniel".

0:11:34 > 0:11:35PHONE RINGS

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Hello, Mill Health Centre?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Yes, we have a drop-in clinic from four till six.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43PHONE RINGS

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Hello, Mill Health Centre?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48No, get lost!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51PHONE RINGS

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Mill Health Centre?

0:11:54 > 0:11:58No, no, we haven't had anything handed in. Bye.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Who was the previous call?

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Oh, it was someone asking me if I'd been sold payment protection insurance.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11That hasn't been entered into the system.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Correct.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15So why did you put it on the left pile,

0:12:15 > 0:12:19when the things we can get rid of are going on the right pile?

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Right.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25That's only on the right if you're standing where you are.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- That's my right.- Valerie!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Er, good afternoon.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Hey! Welcome back, stranger.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Congratulations.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Well, I see you have made a start.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Paper files truly belong in the ark.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42In the meantime...

0:12:45 > 0:12:48..perhaps we could take a little more care.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50This information is highly confidential.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52It's a massive task, isn't it? So...

0:12:53 > 0:12:58Well, with an orderly system, it should not be so onerous.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Look, I have a few minutes.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07I think between the three of us,

0:13:07 > 0:13:10we can devise an alternative method.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Right, let's have a look here.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15That's mine.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- KNOCK ON DOOR - Yeah.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Have you, er, got a minute?- Yeah.

0:13:28 > 0:13:34Um, I've, er...I've kind of been struggling with this King's Green business.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36The way you played Harker, and sidelined the rest of us.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Well, the ends justified the means.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Yeah, but it's not very edifying behaviour, though, is it? Leaves a nasty taste.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45What do you want?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Nothing, personally. Just a favour for Al.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- What's Haskey want?- He'd like to use your house this afternoon

0:13:50 > 0:13:52for a couple of hours.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- What for?- He's got an interview with Letherbridge Life.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00- No.- Oh, come on. It's going to be great publicity for the practice. - No.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Fine. I'm just playing you at your own game.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Bribery, coercion and all that.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm just not very good at it. It's second nature to you.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Zara would never agree to it.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Zara does not have to know.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Hey, superstar. Got your outfit sorted?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24No, there's no point. I'm just going to cancel it.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27They'll have to find themselves another local celebrity.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29No! Think about your mom. She'll be gutted.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33What was that? I could hear something.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34KEYS JANGLE

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, there it is again. Ooh!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Are those the keys to the Granger-Carmichael estate?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Be careful with the Ming vase, yeah?

0:14:43 > 0:14:44How did you do that?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Gentle persuasion.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh!

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- See you later.- Wow!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58It's just so lame. Like they think I don't get it.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Dad's car. See you later, yeah?

0:15:06 > 0:15:07SHE COUGHS

0:15:10 > 0:15:12SHE COUGHS

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Ciao, gorgeous.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Willow?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28You that friendly with all your clients?

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Amber's...an old friend.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Yeah? How old?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- What?- Is she the reason you're getting divorced?

0:15:36 > 0:15:37I hate you.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Willow!

0:15:43 > 0:15:49As you can see, I have divided the work into five phases.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52First is the labelling. We need to write A to Z

0:15:52 > 0:15:57on all the scanned letters, unscanned letters, processed notes

0:15:57 > 0:16:00and unprocessed notes.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Then we need to look at the boxes

0:16:04 > 0:16:06and labelling them accordingly.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Once we have done that, we are on to phase three -

0:16:10 > 0:16:13checking the content of each file,

0:16:13 > 0:16:16and putting them in the appropriate box.

0:16:17 > 0:16:24Then we will move on to phase four and five - scanning and shredding.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26But this does not have to be done straight away.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29After all, Rome was not built in a day!

0:16:30 > 0:16:33I think, for the rest of the afternoon,

0:16:33 > 0:16:37you should content yourselves on just labelling.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yippee.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Right. Keep up the good work! Thank you.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Welcome back.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Hi!- Hi.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Just got a bit carried away at the deli.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01They do the most amazing herbs and spices.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03I just need to learn how to cook now!

0:17:03 > 0:17:04HE LAUGHS

0:17:06 > 0:17:07You OK?

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Not really.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Do you want to sit down?

0:17:22 > 0:17:23So...?

0:17:23 > 0:17:26It's just my parents. They just keep pretending

0:17:26 > 0:17:29they still love each other, when they obviously don't.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31There's no harm in being amicable.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35Otherwise you just get caught in the crossfire or feel like you have to take sides.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38There's amicable and then there's this.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Every parent wants their child to be happy.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43They're probably thinking of you as much as themselves.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44They should just get on with it.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Most of my friends have parents who aren't together.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48It's no big deal.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50PHONE RINGS

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Sorry.- No, it's fine.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I've bored you enough with my screwy home life.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Thanks for listening.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Good luck.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Hi, Ayesha.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Yeah, I was just checking to see if you're still OK for tomorrow night.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Cool.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Yeah, I'll be doing my Gordon Ramsay bit - a bit more polite!

0:18:19 > 0:18:21BELL RINGS

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Alistair?

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Al. Welcome, be she ever so humble.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29There's no place like home - come on in.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Sorry, that one was the bathroom.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42This is the kitchen-lounge-diner area.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Um, and that's my...that's my laundry.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47SHE LAUGHS

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Very nice.- Thank you.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Somehow this wasn't what I imagined.

0:18:52 > 0:18:57Please, take a seat on the sofa and, you know, hit me with your questions.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01What a delightful family. Are they your relatives?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Who's that?

0:19:03 > 0:19:08Oh, right. Um, no - that's Daniel and Jo. They're...colleagues.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Colleagues? How sweet.- Yeah.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15There's Jo again...and that one's him, as well.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17He's a great lad.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Hi, sugar. How was school?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30I've just seen Dad.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32With his new girlfriend.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Sorry?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36How long have you known about her?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39A little while. I've met Amber.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40She's perfectly lovely.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43How can you say that? Dad's traded you in for a younger model,

0:19:43 > 0:19:46and all you can say is how lovely she is?

0:19:47 > 0:19:48It wasn't like that.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53I was the first to stray.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55What?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I had an affair.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Nothing serious. Just a silly fling.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03I was under a lot of pressure with work,

0:20:03 > 0:20:06and me and your dad, well, it was like we were living separate lives.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09It shouldn't have happened. I regret that it happened.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12But it was more a symptom than the cause.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16You mustn't blame your dad for the end of our marriage.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17If anyone's to blame, it's me.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Who was he? Your bit on the side?

0:20:23 > 0:20:28It doesn't matter. Like I said, it wasn't a serious relationship.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30You're old enough to be his mother.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32He's 34.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Whatever. Look, if you and Dad want to go to Sri Lanka, that's fine.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Just don't expect me to come with you.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46My late business partner, Howard Bellamy and I, received...

0:20:47 > 0:20:49..a very generous offer.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I'm talking big bucks.

0:20:51 > 0:20:56But for me, that idea was never about gaining a massive personal fortune.

0:20:56 > 0:21:01It was always - in a way - my gift to the universe.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I wanted to give something back.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06So charitable of you.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'm not motivated by monetary gain.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11As long as I've got a roof over my head...

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Quite a sizeable roof.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Thank you very much.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19- OK, lovely. I think we've covered the invention.- Brill.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23But let's delve a little deeper into the real Al Haskey.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- The man behind the app.- Delve away.

0:21:26 > 0:21:31For example, what do you like to do for fun?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- For fun?- Mmm.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40I tell you what. Why don't you show me around your lovely house?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43My house? Let's go have a look-see.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Go away!

0:22:07 > 0:22:12SHE COUGHS

0:22:14 > 0:22:16BELL RINGS

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Is she here?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Yeah. She's in the garden, I think.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Who's that? Another toy boy?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's the doctor.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32It's, um, Willow's inhaler.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33I'll, er...

0:22:33 > 0:22:35SHE COUGHS

0:22:35 > 0:22:40SHE GASPS AND COUGHS

0:22:40 > 0:22:43SHE GASPS

0:22:44 > 0:22:47SHE COUGHS AND GASPS

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Willow?

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Willow!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Has she had an attack?- I think so.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Call an ambulance, please.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Thank you. Willow? Willow?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20MUFFLED VOICES

0:23:31 > 0:23:36VOICES CONTINUE

0:23:41 > 0:23:47VOICES CONTINUE

0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Parp-parp! - Just a touch more petulant.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55Bring your head forward slightly. Try pursing your lips.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Love it! This could make the cover.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59ZARA CLEARS HER THROAT

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Oh, hello?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Hey, Z. Oh! A golf club - that is perfect. Let me have it.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08GOLF CLUB SWINGS

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Zara, I can see that you're upset but, you know,

0:24:11 > 0:24:14to be fair, it was Daniel who forgot to tell you,

0:24:14 > 0:24:17so you should be upset with Daniel. Yes, am I right? Ow!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Feeling OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31You are going to need some more tests at St Phil's.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33I'll take the car and I'll meet you there.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Do you have any idea what brought it on?

0:24:38 > 0:24:41I found these in your bag. How long have you been smoking?

0:24:42 > 0:24:46A couple of months. It's the one thing that relaxes me.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48That attack wasn't relaxing.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49No.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Cigarettes are never a good idea.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55But for someone with asthma, I mean, that's got to be just about the worst thing.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- What the hell were you thinking? - All right, Flo.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Now's not the time for a lecture.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01When is the right time?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04The alternate weekends she'll be spending with you and Amber?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06What's that supposed to mean?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09It means that you're less concerned about your daughter's health

0:25:09 > 0:25:11than your exciting new love life/mid-life crisis.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14That's rich, coming from Cougar of the Year.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I can't believe you knew about this.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18I caught her behind the shed one time.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I didn't know it was a regular thing.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Nicotine's addictive! Duh!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25- You and that bimbo - you're a perfect match.- Amber has got a PhD.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27In what, hairdressing?

0:25:29 > 0:25:31So I cut Willow a bit of slack.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Maybe I thought she'd appreciate having one parent who wasn't a total control freak.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Control freak? It's called being a grown-up.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Are you feeling all right?- Yeah.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- That's your answer to everything, isn't it - turn a blind eye! - It's great, isn't it?

0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Don't worry about the mortgage... - What?- ..or the housework or your daughter's welfare.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50- I've got normal parents. - Cos you've got me to deal with it. Well, not any more!

0:25:53 > 0:25:54So, ladies - productive day?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56That's one word for it.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58I've got labeller's elbow.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- What's that?- It's like tennis elbow, only it's a bit more admin-based.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Ah, OK. Well, I understand Mrs Tembe lent a hand?

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Good of her to muck in.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11She didn't muck in. She wrote a chart and swanned off.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Think how much easier your job will be when everything's on the system.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16I'll have keeled over by then.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18The first day's the toughest.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Besides, going paperless was a precondition of Mrs Tembe

0:26:21 > 0:26:25accepting the job and without her, we'd be in a much tighter spot.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28PHONE RINGS If that's the case, Why don't you muck in?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31- 'Daniel, didn't you get my message?' - Hi, Zara.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- 'Why didn't you call me back?' - Yeah. I've been meaning to call you all day.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38'..harrowing experience. Are you listening? I thought we were being burgled.'

0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Um, yeah, that's absolutely down to me.- 'Lounging around with some journalist and photographer

0:26:42 > 0:26:45'in our house, taking pictures. What the hell is going on?'

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Let's talk about it when I get home?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49'We can take them to court for this.'

0:26:49 > 0:26:52No. Come on. We're not going to sue anyone, Zara!

0:26:52 > 0:26:55'Invasion of a house - it's absolutely outrageous.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57'You'd better have a damn good explanation!'

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Oh, boy!

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- When have I ever let you down...? - Get out of my way!

0:27:10 > 0:27:12- What's got into you?- Move!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14What I'm trying to say is my relationship

0:27:14 > 0:27:16with Heston has progressed.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- We're ready to move to the next stage.- La, la, la, la.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Alia, I'm trying to talk to you.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23- Looks nasty.- Yeah. Hit a wall.