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0:00:30 > 0:00:32CLOCK CHIMES

0:00:35 > 0:00:37SHE SIGHS

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Er....what will it be?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42I'm going to go for the Wolf Moon, please.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Yeah, me, too, please.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Really? I thought you might prefer something a bit more pure.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- JIMMI CHUCKLES - Mineral water, perhaps.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51You're wrong because I've been gagging for a pint, so...

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Wow! Thank you. So there is something left of the old Jimmi.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I haven't changed, mate, I just, um... I just needed some time out.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yeah, so you keep saying.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Are we going to put this thing behind us, like we agreed?

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- No, we agreed on having a pint and putting that behind us.- Thank you.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10All right, then, cheers to whatever it is that we're putting behind us.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Cheers.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14So, what are you going to go and see?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16SHE CHUCKLES

0:01:16 > 0:01:19How did you convince him to see that?

0:01:19 > 0:01:24Yeah, well, it's still a love story, with or without vampires.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25- SHE YAWNS - I know.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28No, I am exhausted. Yeah.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I will pick you both up in the morning, OK?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yeah, I love you, too.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36All right, night.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh! Where are you off to?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh, I, er... I thought you had left already.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh, no, no such luck. I had some test results to call through.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Ah.- That's nice. Is that from Jimmi?

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Yes. Yes, I thought I would wear some colour.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01So, where are you going?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Well, just, er...for a drink, with a friend.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06It's nice, isn't it, to have a bit of girl time?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08I was hoping Ayesha might be around this evening,

0:02:08 > 0:02:11but, er...she's got plans, so I'm on my own.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Well, enjoy.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19I will lock up after you.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Right. OK.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Night.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yes, good night, Dr Reid.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45KNOCK AT DOOR

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Quick! They're after me. I need somewhere to hide.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57THEY CHUCKLE

0:02:58 > 0:03:00You look nice.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Well, er...thank you.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04It would help if I knew where we were going.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I thought it'd be nice for you to meet some of my mates.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12MUSIC: No Angel by Birdy

0:03:12 > 0:03:15# Remember once the things you told me

0:03:19 > 0:03:23# And how the tears ran from my eyes... #

0:03:23 > 0:03:24DOORBELL

0:03:26 > 0:03:30# They didn't fall because it hurt me

0:03:32 > 0:03:36# I just hate to see you cry. #

0:03:36 > 0:03:38SHE HUMS A TUNE

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Hello.- Is Shak there?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Er...no, he's, um...he's staying at a friend's tonight.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Oh. OK, I'm sorry.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Hey! You don't have to run away. Um...

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Are you a friend of Shak's?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm Zoe.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hey.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Are you all right?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Come on in. What's happened?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I'm, er... I'm Shak's mum, Ruhma.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15My mum's just kicked me out of the house!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Oh! Come on.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22I was fearing you coming back in an orange robe with a shaved head.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Hm! I might still do that.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27No. You've got to be really cool to pull off the balding look.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28You'd just look weird.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Oh, right, OK. Yeah, well, I haven't gone in for the whole package,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34just, um...I get a lot from the teaching.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36It helps, especially when nothing else has.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Oh, right. So, I'm not help, am I?

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Oh, come on, you know I didn't mean you.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I just have to take responsibility for my own life,

0:04:43 > 0:04:44which I think I'm finally doing.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Right. As long as you don't become some tambourine-banging hippy,

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I'm pleased for you.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Good. - AL SIGHS

0:04:55 > 0:04:57You missed me, then?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04I'm sorry for dumping on you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05You're not.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Look, Zoe, whatever's happened between you and your mum,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12you...you need to call her because she'll be worried.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14No, she won't.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17She said she never wants to see me again.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22There must be other family that you can stay with.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Look, um...

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I want to help you. Honestly, I do, but this is awkward.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Shak hasn't told you about me, has he?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Sorry?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39I'm his girlfriend.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44We've been seeing each other for a bit over a month.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46He kept saying that he was going to talk to you, but...

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Look, sorry, can you just... go back a bit, please?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51You are talking about my Shak?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57No, because... No, his sister would have told me.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00She doesn't know. No-one knows.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01He...

0:06:01 > 0:06:05You know what? Just tell him that I was here, OK?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- At least then he'll have to talk... - Would you just wait?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I... I'm sorry, I'm not...

0:06:10 > 0:06:14I'm not saying just go this very second, I just...

0:06:14 > 0:06:18I am trying to understand. It's a bit of a shock. OK?

0:06:20 > 0:06:21It is for me, too.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26I'm pregnant.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32ROCK MUSIC BLASTS

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I am not sure we will be able to talk in here!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41What? My hearing's not so good!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Well, you will not be able to hear your friends!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I wouldn't worry. That's them onstage!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- How you getting on?- Pacing myself.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04You're getting old.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Yeah. Well, there is nothing like the death of a parent

0:07:08 > 0:07:10to get you thinking like that.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12I was young when I lost my mum.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I've been thinking about what it's going to be like when I lose my dad.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17I think I'm...fairly sure I'll be relieved.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19I'm not sure what I thought.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Definitely not this.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25A kind of weird emptiness.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27It'll be different for me.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29That's what I'm saying.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33The reality of going through it, it's...it's far different.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36My reality's not the same as your reality, so...

0:07:36 > 0:07:39My father was abusive. I should have been in foster care.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42We don't have to compare, I'm just trying to make a point.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43TEXT ALERT

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- It's Emma. She's at a loose end. - Mm. Good for her.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Hang on, you're not inviting her?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Why not? She needs the company.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Well, she needs good company.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Zoe, can I ask how old you are?

0:08:00 > 0:08:0116.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03And you know Shak from school?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I work in a takeaway around the corner.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Shak comes in every day for a shashlik. Extra spicy.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Can I ask, why do you think you're pregnant? Have you done a test?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I got one from the chemist.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20When did you do it?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22A couple of weeks ago.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25And you've been going out with Shak for about a month?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Over a month, I said.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Why are you asking me so many questions?!

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Because I'm Shak's mum and because I am a midwife, that is my job.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- I'm really sorry.- It's OK.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40We are... We're going to work this out, OK?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Can you just excuse me for a minute? I'll... I'll be right back.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52ROCK MUSIC BLASTS

0:08:58 > 0:09:01SINGING

0:09:08 > 0:09:10WHOOPING

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Hey, Ghost, where you been? - It ain't been that long.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Six months!- No way!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Six, man! I missed you!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20THEY LAUGH

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Shak, um... I know you're in the cinema,

0:09:23 > 0:09:26but when you get out, can you please call me?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29A friend of yours is here. Um...

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Sorry. I spilt my tea.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Er...are you OK?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Yeah.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Er... I'll... I'll just get a cloth.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Hi.- Hey.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Um... I'm not, um...interrupting anything, am I?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49No, of course not. Come on, I'll buy you a drink.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Oh, thanks.- It's my round.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Oh, um... Well, I think I, um...I fancy a red.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I'll, um... I'll grab the wine list. Here we go.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oh. Thanks.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Every time I think I know what I want, they've changed it.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Take your time(!)

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I will have...a Malbec.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14One glass of Malbec.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Actually, do you know what? I'm going to get a bottle.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- What do you want? - Two pints of Wolf Moon, please.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Coming up.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26What do you think?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Well, it was interesting.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30You don't like it?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32It was probably a little too loud for me.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Then we'll go. No problem.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35No. No, you stay with your friends.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I can always get the bus home.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Look at the two lovebirds!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Stevie, this is, er...

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Winifred.- Winnie.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Winifred. - THEY CHUCKLE

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- And this is Matt. - Pleased to meet you.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- And Snake.- Very pleased to meet you, too, Mr Snake.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52It's an absolute pleasure.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- We're Twisted.- Excuse me?

0:10:56 > 0:10:57It's the name of the band.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Oh, right, I see.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01OK, look, we're going to make a move.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Come on, we ain't seen you for ages. Stay for at least one more drink.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I don't mind staying a little longer.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09- Are you sure?- Mm.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Thank you. I was starving.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16You're feeling better?

0:11:16 > 0:11:20I just felt a bit...I don't know, faint.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23When had you last eaten?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Er...I don't know.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I didn't go to work today.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29And you don't have any food at home?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31We do, but...

0:11:32 > 0:11:36My mum's punishing me. She's really strict.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37She goes to church every day,

0:11:37 > 0:11:39she doesn't even like me talking to boys,

0:11:39 > 0:11:42let alone having a baby with one.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I thought she just found out about that today?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- She guessed.- What...

0:11:49 > 0:11:52guessed that you were pregnant, or guessed that you had a boyfriend?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Has she ever met Shak?- No!

0:11:55 > 0:11:58I said we were keeping it a secret from everyone.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01From both families? From your friends, his friends?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03That's... That's hard, Zoe.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Not for us.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08What about phone calls? How did you arrange to meet each other?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10He came into the shop.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14What, and left his friends outside every day?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Why are you hassling me?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I'm trying to understand what's happened.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22I'll need to have your mum's number.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- She doesn't have a phone.- Right. OK.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I'm going to have to call Social Services.- No!

0:12:33 > 0:12:35ZOE SIGHS

0:12:35 > 0:12:36I lied.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm sorry.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I haven't been seeing Shak every day.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49I wanted to, but he didn't.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55We did it once. That's all.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Then he wouldn't see me again.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01It was my fault!

0:13:01 > 0:13:04He used to come in the shop and I liked him, so...

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I invited him round the back and we got...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10..you know, physical.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Afterwards, he just left.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Said that he didn't want to talk to me.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21And then afterwards, when he found out that I was pregnant,

0:13:21 > 0:13:23he got so angry!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25He told me to get lost.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Is that why you came around here tonight?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31I just wanted to talk to him.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35And when my mum threw me out, I didn't know what else to do!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Look, I'm... I'm not... I don't... - Look, I know.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44And I am so sorry.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47I never meant to hurt anyone.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51It's just...

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Why is he being like this?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57It's his baby, too. Doesn't he care?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03JJ and I go way back.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Right through school and then hanging around like a bad smell.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08He was even our roadie for a while.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Sounds like a great deal of fun.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14It was. Recently, though, no JJ.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17You've got to wonder what's going on in that head of his.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Well, I know that his work keeps him very busy.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22That's another thing.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Old JJ wasn't really one for working.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27He liked his beer too much, and the ladies.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30He always made a point of having at least one on the go,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32if you know what I'm saying?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Can I ask you something personal? - Um...it depends...

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm not going to ask your bra size, if that's what you're worried about.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44I'm just wondering how, because you're kind of straight

0:14:44 > 0:14:48and JJ's always been a bit wild, like a wolf. I don't get it.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Refreshments!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Everything OK?- Winnie and I have been getting to know each other.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Winifred.- Winifred?

0:14:57 > 0:15:01I'm sorry, I am going to go. I will pay for that.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04It has been a great pleasure meeting YOU, Mr Snake.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Hang on!- Please, just go back to your friends.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- What did Stevie say to you?- Nothing.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Now I know something's wrong because Stevie can't say nothing.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24He's one of them people that just says whatever comes into his head,

0:15:24 > 0:15:26but it don't mean nothing, OK?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Fine. - Let me take you somewhere else.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Dinner!- No. No, I am not hungry.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Please! I don't want to stay with these guys.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I live around the corner,

0:15:38 > 0:15:41let me at least spoil you with one of my Moroccan coffees.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Just one cup. Come on!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47(All right.)

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Are you OK?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Sorry, er...what?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Could I use the bathroom, please?

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Yeah. Um...just by the front door.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14No! Er...the light's not working.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Um...go upstairs, on the left.

0:16:22 > 0:16:27So I was left with the possibility of having Hep C or HIV.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Those were my choices.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31You're forgetting the obvious one.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33That one of after you get pricked

0:16:33 > 0:16:35and choosing not to suck your finger!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38It can happen, can't it, in the pressure of the moment?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41No, he's right. Come on, I mean, we're professionals.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44There's no excuse. It was my own stupidity.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Yeah, well, it's human to make mistakes.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Sometimes we need to be reminded of that.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50That's a very positive way of looking at it.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52It sounds a bit ridiculous to me.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Mistakes teach us where we're vulnerable,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57and they also show us our strengths.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- I wish I could think like that. - Well, you can.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05When I was in Cornwall, I almost started to think like that.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I was sitting just looking at the view and I thought,

0:17:08 > 0:17:11in 100 years from now - even a million -

0:17:11 > 0:17:14the view will be the same.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18The waves will just keep crashing and the oceans churning.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19But that's like you, isn't it?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Despite everything that's happened, you just keep carrying on.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Sorry, time-out. Can we at least try to moderate

0:17:24 > 0:17:26the psychobabble, please?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I mean, you didn't need to go to Thailand.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31You could have gone down the local corner shop

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- and regurgitated all their greeting cards!- Come on!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37No. He's sat there like some kind of guru. You're not.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38You're an ordinary bloke

0:17:38 > 0:17:40who went on an expensive holiday and lost his phone.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42You're not wise, you're not enlightened,

0:17:42 > 0:17:44you're the same mess you were before you went,

0:17:44 > 0:17:45except now you've got a tan.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Come on, that is enough!

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Al, we know you've got your problems,

0:17:49 > 0:17:51but there's no need to take it out on the rest of us.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52You're right, that is enough.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Come on! Stay, will you?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56No, thank you. I bid you good night!

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Oh!

0:17:57 > 0:18:00EMMA SIGHS

0:18:00 > 0:18:02He's been impossible lately.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04He's hurting, that's all.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05That's no excuse, though, is it?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08No reason to use you as a personal punching bag.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11If that's what he needs, I don't mind.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35RUNNING WATER

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Zoe?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44PHONE RINGS

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Just wait until you try my Nous Nous coffee.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Oh. Well, er...well, as long as it does not take too long.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04You really are in a hurry. Here, let me.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Oh, no, I am fine. Thank you.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Well, make yourself at home. I'll be right back.- Hm.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Hm.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I had a quick bath.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18I hope that's OK, but I was feeling a bit, er...

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I don't know, crampy.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21You've obviously made yourself at home.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24- Is that OK?- Is it OK?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26You've come in here and...

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Actually, I don't even know what it is you're trying to do.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I've been sitting here, trying to figure it out.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32I've just spoke to your mum.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Here we go.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43That's them, all right.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45They did pretty well when they first started out.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Bad Loving. That is the one they played in the pub?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yeah. A real crowd-pleaser, that one.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- READS:- When I love you, I hate myself.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Who wrote that? - Can't you guess?- Hm-hm!

0:19:57 > 0:19:59DOORBELL

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Sorry.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Stevie.- Surprise!

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I thought we'd have a proper session.- I've got company.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I can see that.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Seriously? Don't tell me you're a fan?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Well, I have not decided yet.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21My mum's a liar. You can't believe a word that she says!

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Funny, she said you'd say that.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26She says you're seeing a psychiatrist.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27She'd say anything!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Oh! You're just making it up as you go along, aren't you?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Are you even pregnant?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I would never lie about that.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38I think you would.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Well, let's find out. Let's do another test.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- I've got some kits in my bag. - ZOE SOBS

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Oh, please, Zoe, not the tears again.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Do you know...if you were pregnant,

0:20:49 > 0:20:53then maybe I would be sympathetic, but you're not, are you?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I might be. RUHMA SIGHS

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Why have you come here?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02What are you hoping to achieve?!

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Shak is going to call any minute now and confirm he doesn't know you.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07He does know me!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I just need him to notice me.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11There's a difference, OK?

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Look, he does come in the shop every day.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20But to him, I'm just this girl behind the counter.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24And all he ever says to me is, "One shashlik, please. Extra spicy."

0:21:27 > 0:21:30But then this one time, he made a joke.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34And that's it?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Nothing's ever happened between you two?- It could have!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42The next day, it was just back to, "One shashlik, please".

0:21:44 > 0:21:46So I followed him home.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47When did you follow him?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Last week.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56And the week before that.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Then, when I had this argument with my mum,

0:22:00 > 0:22:03I thought, "Hey, tonight could be the night".

0:22:07 > 0:22:10I never expected to like you so much, though.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- READS:- When you kiss, I draw blood.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15When you give, it is never enough.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17This is bad loving.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20You know, this really is a form of poetry.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Yeah. Sick poetry.- Oi!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25No, there is real honesty here.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Would you mind if I brought this to my book club?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- HE LAUGHS - You're joking?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- You're not joking!- Stevie?

0:22:34 > 0:22:38Oh, come on, you can't take her seriously. I mean, look at her!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40OK, get out. We don't need you here.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- It is fine, I will leave. - No, I've had enough.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You were wondering why I don't see you any more.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Because of her. Because of Miss Book Club.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50No, because of you! Winifred's got nothing to do with that.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- I apologise.- There is no need.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54This ain't you. You can't... You can't lie.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57I saw you in the pub, you were well into it!

0:22:57 > 0:22:58For one night.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00I've grown up, Stevie. Why can't you?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Pfft! Stuff you.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05That's what I thought you'd say. Hey, next time, call!

0:23:10 > 0:23:11There won't be a next time.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19I look behind me and there's a pile of bodies.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Literally.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28And I've probably ruined Lena's marriage.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Well, Lena's responsible for her own relationships,

0:23:30 > 0:23:32so you can't take that on.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Well, the outcome's the same, though, isn't it? I'm alone.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41I think alone is underrated because I don't find it so bad.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42THEY CHUCKLE

0:23:42 > 0:23:44- You keep doing it, don't you?- What?

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Turning every negative into a positive.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- You're not seriously complaining? - No.

0:23:48 > 0:23:53Well, it's annoying, but... you make me feel better.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I try.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Er...

0:23:59 > 0:24:01What? We've done it before.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Yeah, but that was different.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Why?- You're not in a very good place right now.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08I think I'd be taking advantage.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10I don't mind.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Right.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Sorry, I...- I'm sorry.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Er...

0:24:27 > 0:24:28I should go.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32I'll, um... I'll see you at work.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Do you need help getting home, or...?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Sorry.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52DOORBELL

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Hello.- I'm Zoe's mum. I'm sorry.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00It's all right.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03No, actually, it's not all right.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Hi, Mum.

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Ruhma.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09I was just saying to your mum that...

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Zoe, I really hope you get the help that you need.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Huh! Me?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I'm not the one who needs help.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22- You believed me!- Come on!

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I can take you home.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Oh, no. No, there is no need.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40Next time, it'll be dinner, or something normal, at least.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I had a good time tonight.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Me, too. I just wished Stevie would've behaved better.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Hm. Well, it was... It was nice that you wanted me to meet your friends.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Maybe I can meet yours sometime.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55I mean, when you're ready, that is, I mean.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Hm.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Well, I, er... I had better go.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22DOORBELL

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Stevie!

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Hm!

0:26:48 > 0:26:49SHE VOMITS

0:26:49 > 0:26:52MUSIC: Francoise by Sharleen Spiteri

0:26:52 > 0:26:58# I'm tired of it

0:26:58 > 0:27:01# But not to one's self

0:27:01 > 0:27:05# I'm tired of it

0:27:05 > 0:27:08# But not to one's self. #

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Jimmi! Welcome back!

0:27:20 > 0:27:23It's been eat, sleep, think breast cancer for the last year.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26All right. End of.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I'm surprised that you haven't realised how serious this is.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33Sorry?

0:27:33 > 0:27:37- What the hell...?! - Please, I'm not weird or anything!

0:27:37 > 0:27:39- I just wanted to talk to you! - Get out!