Do Geese See God?

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0:00:26 > 0:00:28MUSIC: Tired of Waiting For You by The Kinks

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# So tired, tired of waiting

0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Tired of waiting for you

0:00:38 > 0:00:42# So tired, tired of waiting

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Tired of waiting for you...#

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Turn it off!- Eh?

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Your wife is in labour, turn it off! - All right.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59SHE BREATHES DEEPLY

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Damon?- Yeah?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05SHE EXHALES

0:01:05 > 0:01:07What is it?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Can you get me a...?- A nurse?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11The midwife?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13No, no, no. No.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Can you get me a crossword?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I'm going to be stuck in here forever.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22KNOCK AT DOOR

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Morning!

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Seeing as though you couldn't be bothered to come downstairs, I've made you breakfast.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Karl? Breakfast.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Oh, it's you.- Who were you hoping for, Selena Gomez?

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Yeah, that'd be nice.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Right, well, just remember, you're seeing Jimmi later.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43No. I don't feel up to it. Do I have to?

0:01:43 > 0:01:47That's kind of the point. You're not well and you need answers.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Is there anything else I can do for you before I go?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Can you pass my pants? - Are you serious?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Would you ask Selena Gomez to pass you your pants?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I might do, yeah.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59SHE SIGHS

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Karl, these are sodden!

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Er...I went for a walk yesterday and got soaked.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10You could have told me, I would've washed them for you.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Don't worry, I'll sort it.- Ta.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19HE SIGHS

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- So, how's the pain? - Oh, it's not good.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29I don't mind him kicking, but I wish he'd take his hobnail boots off.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Well, I can give you some gas, if you need it?

0:02:32 > 0:02:33No, not yet.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36If it gets too bad, I'll just whack Damon.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37It's true, she's a monster!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I was talking to your little boy earlier.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Aw, Joshy!- How's he doing?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Yeah, not bad. Tired.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47He was asking me, "Are you the lady that climbs inside Mummy's tummy

0:02:47 > 0:02:49"and pulls my baby brother out?"

0:02:49 > 0:02:51I said, "Yeah, something like that".

0:02:51 > 0:02:54That's so sweet! Ooh! Actually, we've got a favour to ask you.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Oh, yeah?- So Josh has been an only child his whole life

0:02:57 > 0:02:59and we're a bit worried about him getting jealous.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02So we've told him that when babies are born,

0:03:02 > 0:03:04they bring their older brother or sister a present.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08So, when it's all over and the family come around to meet the baby,

0:03:08 > 0:03:11can you tell Josh that you also delivered this?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, I'm...I'm really sorry, I...I couldn't possibly.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- What? - It's against all medical ethics.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24You are kidding, right?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I am kidding. Oh, I think it's a great idea!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Hey, I have never delivered a teddy bear before.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm going to put it on my CV.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Right, I'm going to go and get him.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I don't know what's wrong with him. It's like he's turned into a zombie.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Well, that's a possibility. I mean, it would certainly save on the food bill.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Seriously, though, Emma, he's not himself.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45What if it's a brain tumour?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Oh, come on, that's a bit of a jump, isn't it?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Look, he's seeing Jimmi. If there's anything neurological, then he'll refer him.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53So, what am I meant to do?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Expect the worst, hope for the best and try and keep cheerful.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02OK, you're about eight centimetres dilated,

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I think you've got about one, two hours.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh! Just time to go shopping, then(!)

0:04:07 > 0:04:09RUHMA CHUCKLES

0:04:09 > 0:04:10How's that pain?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Yeah, it's not too bad, actually.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ooooh!

0:04:14 > 0:04:18All right. Listen, do you want to try a little bit of gas,

0:04:18 > 0:04:19see how you get on?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21SHE INHALES

0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's it.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Oh! That was intense.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh! I'll remind him of this when he says,

0:04:27 > 0:04:29"Mum, what have you ever done for me?"

0:04:29 > 0:04:34Well, one of the things you can do is stay upright as possible, yeah?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Gravity helps.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hey, if the pain gets any worse, we can do the alternatives.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- There's epidural... - No, I'd rather not.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- All right.- I'll just try and keep myself distracted.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Can you pass me that paper?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Are you a bit of a crossword fan?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I used to be, until my brain turned to mush.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56RUHMA CHUCKLES

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Oh, this is a weird one, though.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Half the answers are palindromes.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- You what?- You know, um...

0:05:02 > 0:05:06words and phrases that spell the same backwards.

0:05:06 > 0:05:12Like, a man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13- No?- Nuh-huh!

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Oh! I just can't get this one, though.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Can wildfowl witness the almighty?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Two, five, three, three.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27No, search me. My other half, he's the crossword genius.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- But he's sunning himself in Tuscany. - Oh, it's all right for some.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Hey, babe, they're five minutes away. Hide the bear.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh, right. Can you...? Do you mind if...?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ooooooooooh!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40OK. Deep breaths.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41They're coming much quicker now.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Yeah? Well, you're nearly there.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45He's going to be making an appearance soon.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49It doesn't feel right. It feels funny.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Yeah?- Yeah.- OK, well, let's give you a CTG

0:05:53 > 0:05:56and see what's happening. Let's get you on the bed first.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- That'd be good.- When you're ready. Just take your time.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Oh!- All right? That's it. Let's get those legs up.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Oh!- All right.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07- OK?- Ooh!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Right.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Where are you?! - Karen, would you like...?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22We need to talk about this JJ bloke.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'll talk to myself, then, shall I?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Oh, Daniel. Would you like a...?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Valerie? No, no, that's fine!

0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Pitman!- No, it's not breaking patient confidentiality

0:06:32 > 0:06:34and I'm really glad that you phoned.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35For the 17th time this week!

0:06:35 > 0:06:39No, that's fine. Make sure you call if there's anything else. OK, bye.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oh, yes, do call again with your never-ending, witless wittering(!)

0:06:42 > 0:06:44She wants to learn.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Huh! Valerie can't learn! She's incapable!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50It'd be like trying to teach a pit-bull how to be a prima ballerina.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- A little bit harsh. - I'm fed up with her.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54She's phoning at least 10 times a day to say,

0:06:54 > 0:06:56"Look at me with my patient confidentiality".

0:06:56 > 0:06:59It's not my idea and I don't know that there's any way to stop her.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05You see, it's not trapped wind, we are actually having a baby.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Oh, Damon! See what I have to put up with?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh, I think that's your baby brother's heartbeat.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's going ba-boom, ba-boom.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14It won't be long now, mate.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, I think I hear a noise! It sounds like,

0:07:16 > 0:07:20"Hello, Joshua, I'm your baby brother. I'm coming!"

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Hello, baby brother!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26So, what pain relief has she had?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28She's had a bit of gas and air.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Keep an eye on this one, she was a midwife herself back in the day.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Really?- What was the name of that woman you used to work with,

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Florence Nightingale(?) - It wasn't that long ago.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37'67 to '78.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Well, a lot's changed since then.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I should say so. We used to go around in pairs.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45There was one to look after the mother and one to stay with the baby.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- That's nice. - I suppose they can't afford it now.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Everything's been stretched so thin. - Yeah, tell me about it.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53And I always had to wear masks when we were delivering.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Well, you didn't want to frighten the baby, did you(?)

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Oh, you are awful!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Hey, and another thing, there were no men allowed on the labour ward.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00They all had to wait down the pub.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Down the pub? Now, why didn't I think of that, eh?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Ooh!- Are you all right?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Ah! Just about.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Oh! I think he's doing a dance routine in here, Joshy.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I think we possibly could do with a bit more room in here.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15That means clear off, you two!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17We're going to get an ice cream.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Thanks, Mum.- Bye.- Bye, Joshy.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Ohhh!

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Oh!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- What is it? - Er...it's probably nothing,

0:08:33 > 0:08:35but there's some irregularities with his heartbeat.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37What?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I tell you what, I'm going to get a second opinion.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44You, take deep, deep breaths and relax. I'll be right back.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51(It's all right.)

0:08:54 > 0:08:56PHONE BLARES

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Do you mind turning that down?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Thank you.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Hiya! You found it OK, then?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yeah. I'm not mental, so...

0:09:12 > 0:09:15I know, but, um...do you want me to come in with you?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17No, I really don't.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20You're not Mum and I'm not ten years old.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23OK, well, however old you are, you're always going to be my baby brother.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Karl Lee?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26That way.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Good luck.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- What are they saying? - How would I know?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38It's not good. They're trying to avoid eye contact.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Hey.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Right, um...there are some concerns.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Baby's heart rate's very low

0:09:49 > 0:09:51and it could be that he's not getting enough oxygen.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53So, what are we going to do?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Well, you're nearly 10cm dilated, so you should be able to deliver.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00So every contraction, I need you to push

0:10:00 > 0:10:02and between the contractions, you rest. Yes?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Just try and stay calm. - How am I meant to do that?!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09What you need to do is you take deep, deep breaths

0:10:09 > 0:10:12and you let the whole of your body really relax,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14especially your pelvic floor.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Can you read me a crossword clue? - What?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Just something, anything, just to take my mind off of this!

0:10:19 > 0:10:20- Oooooooooooh!- OK. OK.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22That's it.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24SHE PANTS

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Damon!- Yeah, OK. Um...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28One across - love in the eternal city.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Eternal city.- Five, four.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Oh, the eternal city is, um...Rome.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Amore Roma.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Ooooooooooh!

0:10:38 > 0:10:42All right, so it's 115 over 80, which is good.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I didn't think it was blood pressure.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50So, er...what do you think's wrong with you?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I just feel like I'm 110.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Waking up's an effort.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Getting dressed's an effort.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07This morning, even walking down the driveway to get to the taxi

0:11:07 > 0:11:10felt like a 20-mile-route march.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11You were in the army, weren't you?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I still am...hopefully.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- How are you finding it?- I love it.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Before the army, I was just drifting.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27But then I joined and suddenly my life had a shape to it.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32But now...

0:11:32 > 0:11:33- Have you seen much action?- Nah.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36I'm a mechanic, so just...

0:11:38 > 0:11:40..fixing vehicles and stuff, mainly.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Right. Do you remember what vaccinations you had in the army?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I don't know. Does it matter?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Probably not. I can always call them and find out, anyway.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, I can't take much more of this!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54- Yes, you can, babe.- I can't!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56You can do it. You'll be fine. You can do anything.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59OK, one more big push. Come on!

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Ten, nine, eight. Aaarrrggghhh!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05He's coming! Come on! He's coming!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07OK.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Yeah! You did it! You did it!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11HE CHUCKLES

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Hey, why...why is there no crying?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Gemma, the baby's not responding well.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25We're going to go to the NCU and do everything we can, OK?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Hey, hey, hey. I love you, OK?

0:12:29 > 0:12:32I love you. It's going to be all right. Hey.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34(It's all right.)

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Oh! I've got a message here for Daniel.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44You can pass it on yourself because he's now having a video call with Valerie.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Is he? What's that about?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Oh, I don't know. Paperclips in the modern workplace(?)

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Risk assessment of wet teabags(?)

0:12:52 > 0:12:53What was the message?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Um...when you get a minute, can you call Valerie?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Right now, I can think of plenty of things to call Valerie.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04She's a bit in your face, but it's not like they're going to run off together.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Obviously, they're not going...

0:13:11 > 0:13:16OK. Karen, I wasn't going to say this to anyone, but...

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Can you keep a secret?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Yes.- Do you swear?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26On my life.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30This morning at about 3:00am, I woke up and I was freezing cold as usual

0:13:30 > 0:13:32because Daniel had hogged the duvet, and I...

0:13:33 > 0:13:35..I heard him muttering in his sleep.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37What was he saying?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40"Valerie! This is wrong!"

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- No?! - It probably doesn't mean anything.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I-I should never have told you!

0:13:48 > 0:13:53Um...no, I mean, that...that doesn't mean there's anything going on!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Um...he's mentoring her and in his dream,

0:13:56 > 0:13:59she's made a mistake and he's correcting her,

0:13:59 > 0:14:02and he's saying, "Valerie, that's wrong".

0:14:02 > 0:14:06But what was she doing in his dream?!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Well, you can't blame her for that.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12She is in our faces in every aspect of our lives.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15She is this needy, greedy, human octopus,

0:14:15 > 0:14:18and I just wish she would get her tentacles off Daniel!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21But that doesn't mean that there's...

0:14:21 > 0:14:22PHONE RINGS

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Nah! Oh, I'm ever so sorry, I've got to...

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Go, Gobby!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32The Mill Health Centre.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Do you want me to phone your mum?

0:14:34 > 0:14:35And say what?

0:14:38 > 0:14:42You never know, they can do incredible things these days.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44BABY WAILS

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I'm...I'm really sorry.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58We...we tried to do everything that we could.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03No, but he's...

0:15:03 > 0:15:05That's not my baby, is it?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- SHE SOBS - Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16OK, bye-bye.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Hi, love. - Why didn't you answer your phone?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Because I have just been apprehending a drunk and abusive shoplifter

0:15:21 > 0:15:23and surprisingly, I needed both my hands.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Fair point.- Anyway, he was only around the corner,

0:15:26 > 0:15:29so I thought I'd pop in and find out what you want.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Have you managed to find anything out about this JJ bloke?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Yes, I have. - And...? Are you going to tell me?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39You already know the answer to that question.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Although I can tell you that Mrs Tembe is not in any imminent danger.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46What does that mean? Is she going to be in any danger next Tuesday?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49What that means is that JJ hasn't committed any crimes,

0:15:49 > 0:15:53although he does have a friend who can help us with our enquiries.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55And his friend, can you tell me what he's done?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57No!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58SHE SIGHS

0:15:58 > 0:16:00What did he...?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Um...how did he...?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06We don't know yet, but with your permission,

0:16:06 > 0:16:09we would like maybe to do a postmortem.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12But all the tests and scans, he was fine.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15And he was fine. He was developing normally,

0:16:15 > 0:16:19but there must have been some underlying condition.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- Did I do something wrong?- No!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23No, you did not do anything wrong.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27We did everything we could to revive him.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Would you like to see him? He is...

0:16:34 > 0:16:39He's very beautiful and...he looks like he's sleeping.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Would you like to?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I do want to.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48OK. Well, I will go and get him.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Could you do something for me? For Josh?

0:16:52 > 0:16:56Zara thinks that Daniel and Valerie might become a thing.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Weird!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00It does seem rather unlikely.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01It's like she's jealous.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Maybe she's having a midlife crisis. - Mm.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11Hi, Rob. I was hoping I could have a word with you.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Ditto.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22It's all right.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24The consultant's explained everything.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25I'm so sorry.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29I could tell something was wrong.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Midwife's instinct.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- You were lovely with her.- Thank you.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40I've been there myself.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45It's like you develop a... a second skin.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50You're warm and friendly one minute

0:17:50 > 0:17:53and the next, it's time to be strong.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58And you put on this suit of armour.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01SHE SOBS

0:18:01 > 0:18:04It's going to be very difficult for you all.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06We'll be strong.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Gemma's asked me to do something for Joshua and...

0:18:14 > 0:18:15Perhaps you could come with me?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Hey, Josh.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24That's good.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Josh?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I've got some really sad news.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33You know that you were expecting a baby brother?

0:18:33 > 0:18:37Well, he wasn't very well and he... he couldn't stay with us for very long.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43But he gave me a present for you. Look.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48I want you to look after this and love it

0:18:48 > 0:18:51just the way you would've looked after him.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Because I know you would've been the best big brother in the world.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04What time is it?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08I don't know. 10:00? 11:00?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13We've been here forever.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18What was that crossword clue again?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Which one?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24The palindrome. Wildfowl something or other.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Can wildfowl witness the almighty?

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Mm.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Do geese see God?

0:19:35 > 0:19:36That's it.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39It's the same backwards as it is forwards.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41That's clever.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Do you think they do see God?

0:19:48 > 0:19:49What?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51When they fly across the sea?

0:19:53 > 0:19:54I don't know.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I guess they just have to keep moving in case they fall.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Yeah. You're right.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Just keep moving.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yeah, it's weird.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Literally, ten minutes after you came looking for him, he showed up on my doorstep.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yeah, that is weird, and very convenient.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19It turns out he's not AWOL. He's been signed off sick,

0:20:19 > 0:20:20but the medical officer forgot to tell anyone.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Really? Are you sure about that?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Yeah, he showed me an e-mail, it's all legit.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Yeah, well, anyway, I still want to speak with him.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31He's in with Jimmi at the moment. Why don't I make you a coffee?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Mm.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Is my next patient here yet?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Only if he's got a very good disguise.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Ah, great. Time for a coffee, then.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Hey, I've just had a heart-to-heart with Zara.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Lucky you(!)

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- You know Daniel is mentoring Valerie?- Yeah.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53So Zara is getting jealous.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56She's going on about Valerie being some human octopus,

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- getting her sucker pads on him.- No!

0:20:59 > 0:21:03I know it's not going to happen, but it's going through her head.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06But that's ridiculous! Oh, she can't really think that!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Well, who knows what Zara thinks?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I mean, she's all icy on the outside,

0:21:10 > 0:21:13but, you know, she's warm on the inside, like a baked Alaska.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Baked Alaskas are cold on the inside.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19OK, like an inside-out baked Alaska.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22You should ask her when you go on your conference whatsit.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Don't remind me.- Huh!

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Valerie!- Sorry I'm late. You would not believe the day I've had!

0:21:30 > 0:21:31We need to have a word.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36There are some practical things that we need to talk about.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- So, is, um...is now a good... - As good as any.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47In the next few days, your milk is going to come in, Gemma,

0:21:47 > 0:21:50and some women, they find it very upsetting,

0:21:50 > 0:21:52but we can give you something to prevent it.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Oh, I don't want that. I've had more than enough pills.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58I actually want to feel like a mum.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Hm.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Gemma, there's a programme at the hospital

0:22:03 > 0:22:05where you can donate breast milk.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I'd love that. I know mums find it really hard.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10For me, it was just...

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Right. We also need to fix up another meeting.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18It's to go through the issues and the results of the postmortem.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I am here for you, whenever you need me,

0:22:23 > 0:22:26and I can come to your house,

0:22:26 > 0:22:29or you can come in here, you can talk to the consultant.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Thank you. Thank you.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Thank you. Thanks.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Hello, my love.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41What can I do for you, my love? What can I do?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I thought you were going to bring a cake?

0:22:44 > 0:22:49Oh, yes, but...I didn't think you'd want it.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Well, of course I want it!

0:22:51 > 0:22:52It's my son's birthday.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58I know he didn't live for very long, but we're going to celebrate today

0:22:58 > 0:23:01and every 7th April for the rest of my life.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07MUSIC: Tired of Waiting For You by The Kinks

0:23:08 > 0:23:11# It's your life

0:23:11 > 0:23:14# And you can do what you want

0:23:17 > 0:23:20# Do what you like

0:23:20 > 0:23:23# But please don't keep-a me waiting

0:23:24 > 0:23:27# Please don't keep-a me waiting

0:23:27 > 0:23:29# Because I'm so tired

0:23:29 > 0:23:31# Tired of waiting...#

0:23:32 > 0:23:34So, how come you ran off like that?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- What do you mean?- Well, without saying goodbye to anyone.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'm not surprised they thought you'd gone AWOL.

0:23:39 > 0:23:44I had a lot of personal stuff and health stuff and, um...

0:23:44 > 0:23:46I...I just...

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Is there something you're not telling me?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Why would there be?- I don't know.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54You and I, we both wear a uniform and sometimes, that can make us

0:23:54 > 0:23:57a target for idiots to have a go, or worse.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59No. No, it's nothing like that.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02I just needed to get away for a bit.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04I'm OK now, so...

0:24:09 > 0:24:11What's all this about?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14I want to thank you for being a manager,

0:24:14 > 0:24:16but I think I'm going to have to manage without you.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18I think Emma should be my manager.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Is there something I've done?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24No, no. Daniel, you've been wonderful.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Something I've said?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Look, this is so awkward.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31I know that you think I'm needy

0:24:31 > 0:24:34and I know that Zara thinks I'm a home-wrecker,

0:24:34 > 0:24:36but I really wouldn't want to come between you two.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Sorry, what?!

0:24:38 > 0:24:40What you have is so precious.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43And I'm very sorry if I've endangered it.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Well, you haven't.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47I mean, I...

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Zara doesn't feel threatened at all.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52We're just so happy to see you growing in confidence.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I don't know where you'd get such a thought.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Well, the whole surgery's talking about it.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Daniel?- Can you tell me why Valerie just came to my room in tears?

0:25:07 > 0:25:11I don't know. Has she seen a picture of a poorly kitten?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14She seems to think that she's coming between us.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16That you see her as some kind of a threat.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Now, why would she think that?

0:25:18 > 0:25:22Oh, dear. I may have mentioned something

0:25:22 > 0:25:24to the Gobby Broadcasting Corporation.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26You are unbelievable!

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Valerie has no self-confidence,

0:25:27 > 0:25:30so you start some sleazy rumour, get everyone gossiping about her.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Why?- She was getting unbearable.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35On and on, like a dripping tap.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37"Is it acceptable to do this? Am I allowed to do that?"

0:25:37 > 0:25:39She's trying to get better at her job, Zara.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42And as a partner, one would think that you'd be on board with that.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44I'm sorry, I was just trying to have a bit of fun.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46- Fun?!- She was getting on my nerves!

0:25:46 > 0:25:50So you decide to torment her and make my job even more difficult!

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Great job(!)

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Thank you so much(!)

0:25:53 > 0:25:54SHE SIGHS

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Hey! Got your clothes for you.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Cheers. Thanks.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09So, did Jimmi have any particular theories?

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Not really, no.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13He prodded and poked me for a bit and just said he'd be in touch.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17- Well, Jimmi's the best. You're in safe hands.- Yeah.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Would you be offended if I got an early night?

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Offended? No. Um...a bit worried, though.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29It's OK, Ayesh, it's nothing to worry about, I...

0:26:29 > 0:26:31I'm just going through a bit of a bad patch.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Yeah, I know. If you say so.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Good night, then. - Good night. Thanks.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47SHE SIGHS

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Help me breathe! - I'm going to need an ambulance.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52What if they realise you're high?

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Go home now, or you'll lose your job.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- They...they'll kill me. - Well, they aren't here,

0:26:56 > 0:26:59whereas the drugs leaking inside your stomach, they will kill you.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03- That's an awful lot of drugs. - Yes, it is.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Will I really have to give them all to you?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- I had one cut, for emergencies. - (What?!)