0:00:25 > 0:00:27We're off to embrace the fundamental truth
0:00:27 > 0:00:29of a Native American sweat lodge.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34- I hate you so much.- Then start channelling that hate and run.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Who said you were staying in a pub?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- The Spread Eagle. - Yeah, you said it was a palace.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40He's making us participate in
0:00:40 > 0:00:44a naked, sweaty, male-bonding, naked, sweaty session.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Damn, girl. Look at you.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49All messed up.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Bumpkin chavs.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53SHE SCREAMS
0:00:53 > 0:00:54MUSIC: Country House by Blur
0:01:37 > 0:01:39You look perky.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Don't.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Why did you make me go on to red wine?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46You didn't need that much convincing.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I'm dying a death.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I was supposed to be easing up on the drinking.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I think after the day we had we deserved it.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Mm!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, that's good.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Right, I'm going to have two cooked breakfasts with extra sausage.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03All right.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Oh, better be quick.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Why?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08There she is!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Dr Reid, I presume?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Linda Pocock, NHS Central Chase.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Good morning.- It is, isn't it?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17We are lucky, aren't we?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20A beautiful part of the countryside we're in.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Have you had chance to see much of it yet?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24A little bit, yesterday.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Oh, yes, Dr Carmichael said,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29the car breaking down. Shame.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Still, you're here now.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34These are yesterday's, so you can catch up.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Today's talks are equally inspirational, so don't worry,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40you've not missed out.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Have you heard Malcolm Crumber
0:02:42 > 0:02:44on inverted management structure before?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47No, this will be my first time.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49You never forget your first!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Five minutes in the main conference room OK for you both?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I haven't had breakfast.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Stick a Danish in your bag.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57You don't want to go AWOL today as well, do you?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Actually, Linda, I would love to go AWOL.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Stick a Danish in my bag? Why don't you stick one in yours?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11In a week's time, I'll be on a Caribbean island with Zara and Joe.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17In a week's time, I will be on a Caribbean island with Zara and Joe.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Where is your mate, Jimmi?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- I don't know.- It's freezing, we've run out of water and we're starving.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Where is your mate?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27He's not my mate. I don't know him any more. I used to know him, I don't any more.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Anyway, isn't there any fruit left? - I'm not having any more apples.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- They're making me feel gippy. - No apples left anyway.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34There's this very squidgy-looking banana.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Or... What's this? Is it an apricot...?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Pass, thank you.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- You're loving this, aren't you? - He's loving cuddling up to Daniel.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I was asleep, OK? I didn't know!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Shut up. And, yes, Jimmi, actually I am loving this.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55What? Standing around in the cold?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57We built a shelter and we slept in it.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59And today we're going to do something completely alien.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01So, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Oh, for goodness' sake.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- What?- It's irritating.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- What is?- Your enthusiasm.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Your desire to suck up to Skippy.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Look, I've been shying away from new things my entire life.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17When Daniel asked me to take on some responsibility at the Mill,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I chose to be a fire warden!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21So forgive me, but I'm choosing to take this
0:04:21 > 0:04:23experience with Skip as a positive one.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I've learnt I can deal with new obstacles,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I can overcome new challenges.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Including you and your relentless pessimism.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I'm delighted for you.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46I can't spend the day with the Cheshire Cat and Malcolm Crumber.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I am begging you, please.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Don't make me go through that door, it will kill me.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52So...
0:04:54 > 0:04:55..what about that door?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh, what treatments do you think they offer?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I think we need to find out.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06But we are in Danish's laser vision.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11OK, you leave her to me.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- I'll distract, you make a break for it.- OK.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19No, I'm not thirsty.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Is Mother Earth providing us with any food to eat today?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Just the water. - Oh, come on, Skip, we're starving!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Daniel nearly ate Sid earlier.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Are you not eating today, Skip?
0:05:27 > 0:05:32I told you, as much as I can, I want to share this experience with you.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I camped out last night and fasted.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Believe me, boys, it's tough,
0:05:37 > 0:05:39but it will enhance your sweat lodge experience.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'm not interested in your naked sweat lodge experience...
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Nobody's getting naked.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm interested in food.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I need to eat. And I need to eat now.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Tell you what. The big, beautiful wild is full of food.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53The river, full of fish.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54The woods, full of rabbits.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59If Mother Earth smiles and provides you with something to eat, eat.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Just stay away from the sheep.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Right, let's get this show on the road.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Today is all about the preparation for this afternoon's ceremony.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Before it starts
0:06:10 > 0:06:14you'll need to consider the anchors of your past
0:06:14 > 0:06:16and the dreams of your future.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Keep smiling, boys. It's not as painful as it sounds.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21And I'll be here to guide you.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I need one of you to build a fire and the others to help me
0:06:25 > 0:06:28sort the stones and bring them up to the clearing.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Lion King, who do you suggest?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- I'll build the fire.- Angry Bear, someone else might want to do it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Yeah, but I'm a professional.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36I used to be in the Cub Scouts.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41'You're such a liar.'
0:06:41 > 0:06:43That hurt so much.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Cowbag!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46OK, OK.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47It was a mistake.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I can only apologise.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52But in my defence, I didn't know the therapist was a trainee.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56It doesn't normally feel like that. That was painful. Way too painful.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00And you don't usually look like some sort of a sunburnt chicken.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02On the plus side, they haven't charged
0:07:02 > 0:07:05and we can re-invest the money in a splendid dinner.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09And think about it, you've turned a depilatory corner.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10If you ever date again,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13one day you're going to make someone extremely happy.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20You've done well for yourself, haven't you?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I've done OK, I suppose.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24You have a great job, work with people you like.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25That's worth its weight.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Keeps you happy.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- I've only just realised that. - What? You didn't before?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I used to pull the drawbridge up, you know, shut people out.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I went to Thailand recently, did a Buddhist course.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Made me reassess everything, you know?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I do.- I came back a lot happier, that's for sure.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Good for you.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45It's keeping friendships going that's the hard thing.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51It'll grow back.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52It always does.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Blow your nose again.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58You look nasty.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05So...?
0:08:07 > 0:08:08It's just...
0:08:09 > 0:08:10..being here.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14I can't stop thinking about Lena.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I can't bear it.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20You really liked her, didn't you?
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Yes.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26And I ruined her life.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30I'm a selfish cow.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Cowbag.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Cowbag!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Lena will get over you.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43They always do.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Come on, you're not the cowbag.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I am, remember?
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Pre-Daniel, I was awful.
0:08:54 > 0:08:59Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and
0:08:59 > 0:09:04just for a moment, I think I'm in someone else's bed...
0:09:04 > 0:09:09and that Daniel is...just one of those men I picked up.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Just because I wanted to.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Just because I could.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18And in that moment,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I am filled with self-loathing.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28You hurt Lena because you cared.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I hurt those men because I didn't.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34So, don't beat yourself up about it.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45So I can wish for anything?
0:09:45 > 0:09:46In reason.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- I wish I was a superhero. - A superhero?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yeah, Spider-Man.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Why Spider-Man?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57He's thoughtful, but fearless.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Nothing really hurts him.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01He's got his spider-sense.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Right. So he could see what's coming.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06You know...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You know superheroes don't exist?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Nobody knows what's coming.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- You said I could wish for anything, so...- Within reason.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21It needs to be grounded.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Achievable.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29You know what I'd like to know about?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Hmm?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33The open marriage.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Now, how did that work?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38If anyone ever slept with Daniel,
0:10:38 > 0:10:39I would kill them.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48Well, I was at school when I met Sam.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51He was older than me.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55And I liked the fact that he was older, but I didn't
0:10:55 > 0:10:57"like him" like him, you know?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I was 16 when I got pregnant,
0:11:03 > 0:11:0617 when I had Chris.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07And Sam had his accident.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11We...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15We hadn't had sex for five years.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I loved Sam.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26But I wasn't...
0:11:26 > 0:11:27in love with him.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32The open marriage made it work.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37And then there was Howard.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Don't you start.- I'm not.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Your face will swell up.- It won't.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50An anchor?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Something that holds you back,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- that tugs on you.- I don't know.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56There must be something.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Erm...
0:11:58 > 0:12:03OK, being a manager. That's a bit challenging.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Not what I expected, that's for sure.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- What did you expect? - I thought I'd find it easier.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Why? Surely management's challenging.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- That's what you get paid for.- True. - So why easier?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Because he's Daniel Granger, everything comes easy to him.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19That's in your head, not mine.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I struggle with lots of things.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Such as?
0:12:23 > 0:12:28Erm, being a partner to Zara,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31being a father to two children from two different mothers.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I could have dealt with the whole Anthony thing a lot better.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36I lost a lot of sleep over that.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- You lost sleep over it?- Yeah, we all suffer from the same destructive,
0:12:41 > 0:12:42niggling voices, Sid.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Confidence is a cloak you wear.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47So how could you improve?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I could be more in the moment.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54GROWLING
0:12:54 > 0:12:55What was that?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58A bear. An angry one.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Where's Jimbo?- He went into the woods with the shovel.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Right. You two stay here.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04I'm off bear baiting.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18What do you want?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Good job.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23You've probably cut enough now.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24I know.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25So why are you still chopping?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Because I can.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Do you want a smoke?
0:13:33 > 0:13:34No.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38I'd like to talk.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Why?- Because today is about talking.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44About preparing for the sweat lodge.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I'm not going to the sweat lodge.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47But you can talk.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Just not to you.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Why not?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Because you, sir, are a charlatan,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59even without your bearskin and fake plastic eyes.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- You're angry.- You're good.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Why are you so angry?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Stop following me!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Talk to me.- I told you I don't want to.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20- Leave me alone! - No. I'm worried about you.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28You know, I was so hungry this morning,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I thought I could smell bacon.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35I figured like I must be hallucinating or something.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38But I wasn't hallucinating, was I?
0:14:40 > 0:14:41What? You not so chatty now?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44See, I followed my nose.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I found your campervan.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Found you frying your bacon.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50You are a fake.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53You say you want to experience what we're experiencing,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56but you want it between two slices of bread with some ketchup.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59You want the big, beautiful wild, but from the comfort of your bed.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- You can get lost.- I lied.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05So what?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09I said from the beginning that these days were about you, not me.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I was only ever a guide.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14But you're not really angry at me, are you?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16You don't know anything about me!
0:15:18 > 0:15:19I am a doctor.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23You cannot even begin to imagine what's going on in my head.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26You don't believe this pseudo-psychological nonsense
0:15:26 > 0:15:28you're trying to sell to people.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30You probably just found it on Wikipedia
0:15:30 > 0:15:32and dressed it up in Native American culture
0:15:32 > 0:15:34so that you can make money on it.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I want nothing to do with you.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37So am I.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- So are you what?- A doctor.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Get lost.- Three years at Leeds.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Another five at Cardiff doing psychology.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- I don't believe you.- I don't care if you believe me or not.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52So why did you give it up?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Two years at Armgrove Prison
0:15:55 > 0:15:58chatting to sex offenders was enough.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01When my parents asked me to look after this place, I jumped.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I believe in this ceremony, Al.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Getting you out of your environment.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Talking. Experiencing things you haven't before.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15It connects you to your true emotions.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21You don't have to be a doctor to realise that.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I want a bacon sandwich.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27- Not happening.- You had one.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- I was hungry.- I'm hungry.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Yeah, but I'm a type 2 diabetic. I need to eat when I'm hungry.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40You know, I'd say I'd kill someone,
0:16:40 > 0:16:45but when Daniel slept with Cherry
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I felt like I'd been punched.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50All the air rushed out of me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56I vomited. I was so lost.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58But I couldn't show anyone.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- I wouldn't.- Why not?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03People expect me to be tough.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07They need me to be tough.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Maybe I'm not.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18You know...
0:17:18 > 0:17:22that incident in the park?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Ah. The al fresco with Daniel?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I don't know. Maybe it's since having Joe,
0:17:31 > 0:17:33but I was mortified.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38I hated every second.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Every look.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44But I felt like I had to put on this front,
0:17:44 > 0:17:48this...this facade of indignation.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51"You're all squares. Why don't you live a little?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53"Be a little more like me."
0:17:55 > 0:17:56That was a lie.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01So I don't even know who I am.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Then you should let people in.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07They're not that scary.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Oh, I can't do that.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Being indestructible
0:18:13 > 0:18:15is all part of my mystique.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16KNOCK ON DOOR
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Is this you?- No.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Where did these come from? - Someone from reception.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Well, let us not look a gift horse in the mouth.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Thank you, gorgeous.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I love those shorts.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39THEY LAUGH
0:18:43 > 0:18:44What are you doing, Al?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Going to give Mother Earth a helping hand.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48What's that mean?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49I'm going hunting.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- For what?- Rabbits.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55We're starving and there are millions of those about us.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Time to go John Rambo on their fluffy white tails.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- You in?- Why not?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Sid?- I don't want to.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I like rabbits. I had one when I was a kid.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06And a guinea pig.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Can't we just catch some fish from the river instead?
0:19:09 > 0:19:10There aren't any fish in that river.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Skip said there was.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14There wasn't any when I washed my bottom this morning.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm sorry I wasn't able to attend the course...
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Don't mention it. Dr Carmichael explained everything.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Did she?- Some things are more important, aren't they?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Yes, I suppose so.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Did you get the drinks? - Oh, the Buck's Fizz?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- That was you?- A little gesture.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Hope you don't mind.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I am a sucker for romance.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Romance?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Oh, goodness.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Please, tell me I haven't jumped the gun.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I haven't, have I?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Erm...- You haven't.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Really?- Yes.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51And...?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53She said yes.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Ohh!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I am thrilled.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59This has never happened on a course of mine before.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01So when's the big day?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- The big day?- Next summer.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Summer!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Oh, I love a summer wedding!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12But we would like to keep it under wraps for now,
0:20:12 > 0:20:13if that's all right, Linda?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16We'd be eternally grateful to you.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Mum's the word.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Not a soul. Promise.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I am so, so happy for you both.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29And can I just say, you have made an excellent choice.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31She is quite the catch.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Isn't she just? - PHONE BEEPS
0:20:34 > 0:20:35That's the garage.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37They're dropping off the car in an hour,
0:20:37 > 0:20:38so we have to get packing.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41But it has been lovely meeting you, Linda. Hasn't it, Em?
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Oh, Za, yes, just lovely.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Come here, you two!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54MUSIC: Venus by Bananarama
0:20:59 > 0:21:00HE LAUGHS
0:21:12 > 0:21:13THEY SHOUT
0:21:15 > 0:21:16THEY BARK
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Take him down!- Come here!- Come back!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24So what next? Off home?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I thought we were having dinner.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Well, that's a very generous offer.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Is this an early wedding present?
0:21:30 > 0:21:31In your dreams.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I'm quite the catch, don't you know?
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Can we leave our bags here? Thank you.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Lion King.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Snow Owl.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Black Fox.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05As we bathe in the warmth of Angry Bear's fire,
0:22:05 > 0:22:09we call upon the four winds to infuse our ceremony with truth.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13We call upon the water of life
0:22:13 > 0:22:14to mix with the winds
0:22:14 > 0:22:18and carry our lifeblood to every corner of the universe.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21And finally...
0:22:21 > 0:22:26we call upon our dead relatives
0:22:26 > 0:22:30to bear witness as we pull up our anchors
0:22:30 > 0:22:34and move forward, unfettered by the past.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Mother Earth,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42we thank you for this day,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45for this world, for this opportunity.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Give us the strength as we pass from the darkness of yesterday
0:22:50 > 0:22:53into the light of tomorrow.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Teach us to be kind to ourselves
0:22:58 > 0:23:00and to forgive ourselves.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04So that our feelings of sadness
0:23:04 > 0:23:06may be replaced
0:23:06 > 0:23:08with feelings of joy.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09AL SOBS
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh, I am stuffed.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Not pleasant.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29A tasting course too many.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Can we have two waters, please?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Blud, it's ten minutes, what it matter?
0:23:35 > 0:23:36The crew's in Subway.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40And I got two-for-one on 12-inch meatballs. Let's do it!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42You have got to be kidding.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Whoa. Dang, blud, check that out.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55That is some older-girl hotty, right here.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59You all right there, babes?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I'm very well, thank you.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Do we know each other?- Nah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I'd so remember you.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09You's scorchin', innit?
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Scorchin'?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yeah, fit, you know?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Well, thank you very much.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25How fit would you say, exactly?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Out of ten.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Erm...
0:24:30 > 0:24:34I didn't mean to interrupt proceedings...
0:24:34 > 0:24:35It doesn't matter...
0:24:35 > 0:24:38It does. I'm really sorry, everyone.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39You've nothing to apologise for.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40I do!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I'm so negative.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47I'm just exhausted with myself.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52I mean, Sid, you said that I was cynical. And you're right, I am.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53It's so tiring.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I just want...
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I just...
0:25:01 > 0:25:04What is it that you want, Al?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I just want my dad.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13I want him to know that I miss him.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I want him to know that...
0:25:16 > 0:25:19although we weren't close,
0:25:19 > 0:25:21it doesn't mean that we didn't love each other.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30I want him to know that I remember him
0:25:30 > 0:25:32and always will.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I've loved these two days.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- It's been fun. - It's certainly been something.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47I'm serious.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49We should...
0:25:49 > 0:25:51build on this when we get back.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Let's see how we go, eh?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Oh, don't be like that.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58This has been good news for us both and you know it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02We could be the new Thelma and Louise.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06May I remind you that Thelma and Louise died at the end of the film.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09All right. Pooh and Piglet.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- I'll be Pooh and you can be... - Don't push it.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Got it.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Cowbag and Piccalilli.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Cowbag and Piccalilli.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Oh, here we go.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27HE SHOUTS
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- THEY LAUGH - Look at his...!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Right. Now, may I pick a tune from your CD?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Well, just this once.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Make it count.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50MUSIC: Rocks by Primal Scream
0:26:54 > 0:26:56HE SCREAMS
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- Did you hear that?- Hear what?
0:27:20 > 0:27:25Nothing. I've been hearing things all morning.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- Hearing things?- I'm like a bat.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Coffee?- With a dash of cyanide, please.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33If this is how it starts, how am I going to tell him?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35He's already lost one mom.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- What is it?- Why don't you sit down?