0:00:31 > 0:00:34Yes, your new room will be all ready as soon as you get back here.
0:00:36 > 0:00:42I promise. Love you. Night-night. Love you. Love you.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Bye-bye.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Perfect.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Again, thanks for helping out at such short notice, Julian.- Ah!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Chef!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05OK, Chef.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Can I have everyone's attention, please?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Come on, come on. Let's see how you're looking. Marvellous!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18You are to be unobtrusive and yet vigilant,
0:01:18 > 0:01:22always there and yet invisible.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I'm not asking for much. Only perfection.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Now let's get to work.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28HE LAUGHS
0:01:28 > 0:01:30HE CLAPS
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Are you laughing at me?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34No, no, just near you.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36And is there anything you need?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37As Oscar Wilde once said,
0:01:37 > 0:01:42"I have everything I need. I am a genius."
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Did he really say that?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Look it up online.- I will.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Thank you, Julian.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Chef!- Chef!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Well, look, if it all goes horribly wrong, we can order out for pizza.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Are you happy?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01I will be once my friends explode with envy at my perfect life.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Come on, now.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05As Oscar Wilde once said, "Be grateful for what you have."
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'm joking. Of course I'm grateful.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I have a perfect house, a perfect son...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15..a perfect man - yes, I hadn't forgotten you -
0:02:15 > 0:02:17a perfect, perfect party...
0:02:17 > 0:02:19No, stop! Don't bring that in here!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Can you put it in the garage, please?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23This floor has just been varnished!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Idiot!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27If Al insists on drinking beer, he can do it outside.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28I just don't want anything to go wrong.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Just lower your expectations a tiny bit, OK?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32It's not life or death.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34You're right. It's much more important than that.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:36 > 0:02:37That'll be Roz and Dean now.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39How do you know that?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Because they said they'd come early. It's a good sign.- Is it?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Yes, they helped find us Julian, helped us move in here.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- They did.- And they're leading lights at the Letherbridge Business Forum.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Darling?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Roz! Dean! How lovely to see you.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Well, we just had to welcome you properly to the neighbourhood,
0:03:02 > 0:03:03darling.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Mwah! Mwah!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Absolutely. Welcome, welcome.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Thank you. - Oh, Roz, you look fabulous!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh, in this old thing?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Well, I've had it ages. I thought it could do with an airing.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18We have a gift for you, don't we, Deano?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Oh, yeah.- Oh!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Well, that is just...
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Brilliant. That's so nice of you. Thank you.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Do you get it? "Home is where the heart is."
0:03:29 > 0:03:31And that's your home right there.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Thank you.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38And thank you also for recommending Julian to do the catering.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- We can't wait to taste whatever it is he's been preparing.- Yeah.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Well, you won't be disappointed. That man is an undiscovered genius.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Oh, it is just fantastic to have you both in the street because
0:03:50 > 0:03:51the Robinsons who lived here before,
0:03:51 > 0:03:57- they were insufferable old bores, weren't they, Deano?- Mm.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Let me get you a drink. Bubbly?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Mm.- Yes.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I said to Daniel,
0:04:07 > 0:04:11it is time we had a house that reflects how hard we work.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Mm-hm. And what you earn. Thank you.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17There is absolutely no reason on this earth
0:04:17 > 0:04:19to be ashamed of doing well.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23And besides, I needed somewhere with extra space for all my shoes.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Dean had to build me an extension for mine!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28My law firm - I've just made partner -
0:04:28 > 0:04:31we help people to pay less tax and, honestly,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33you would not believe the abuse we get.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37My motto is - "you earn it, you keep it".
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Well, Daniel and I are partners at The Mill,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42but that's just the start, obviously.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46We have a private clinic, too, and that's where the real money is.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47You two should join the Business Forum.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Dean and I will second you both.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51You would be raking it in!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I mean, holidays in Dubai every year...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55It's just a matter of time.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58The Granger Clinic is making money hand over fist.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- We're going to have to expand. - The Granger Clinic?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Yes, cosmetic procedures, minor ones - enhancements, Botox, dermabrasion.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Darling, why didn't you tell me? I would kill to find someone good!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Oh, believe me. HE is good.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13I can tell.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Top of the line.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20I could hook you up with one, Dan. Reasonable terms.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I really don't need an SUV, Dean.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25No-one actually needs one. That's not the point.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28It's all about owning the road.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30"Get out of my way, Granny!"
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Sweetheart, what time are your friends arriving?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39So, you ARE having other guests? I was beginning to wonder.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40THEY LAUGH
0:05:40 > 0:05:42They should be here any minute.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47And I was just saying to Roz that...
0:05:47 > 0:05:51well, really, the calibre of guests that are coming are just the sort of people we're talking about.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- Real high-fliers.- I would expect nothing less from you, Zaza.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Er... Zara.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01No, I'm calling her Zaza. It sounds better.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Anyway, you were saying?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Well, Josie is an IT company director,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Millie runs a chain of lingerie boutiques
0:06:09 > 0:06:12and Daisy runs her own bespoke cake-baking business.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oh, I wonder if you could get...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- ZARA GASPS - Ooh!- Oh, er...- Oh!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I'm sorry about that.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22That's wood floors for you. Scratches akimbo.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24It's really not a problem. It's fine.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It'll buff out. Bit of wax.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Actually, would you mind awfully...
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Could you please both remove your shoes?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- My shoes?- They don't have to do that, sweetheart.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39They do, otherwise the whole floor will have to be redone!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41My shoes complete my outfit.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44And they're very lovely but take them off.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46They're straight from Milan.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48And the floor is made of oak!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49PHONE BEEPS
0:06:49 > 0:06:51That sounds like a message.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53It's probably Josie. She's always late.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Milan, my foot! Cheap knock-offs!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oh, look. Video message from Millie.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11'My name's Zara Carmichael and I'm a snob!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14'Come and look at my posh new pile and let me
0:07:14 > 0:07:17'rub your nose in how much better than you I am!'
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Turn it off!- It's on autoplay.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22'Look at my big house! Look at my posh frock!'
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- One of your friends? - 'And look at my perfect kid!'
0:07:25 > 0:07:27They're just playing a joke. Can you do something?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'm trying. It's frozen.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34She's... She's kidding. She's kidding.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36So they're not coming, then?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39If you could just excuse me for a minute?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Party's going really well, Dan... Not!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47HE LAUGHS
0:07:47 > 0:07:48DOORBELL RINGS
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Oh, um...
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Come through. Come through.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Nice place, Daniel.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Thanks. Roz and Dean, our new neighbours.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Hello.- Hello. Oh, lucky you, living round here!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Luck's got nothing to do with it, love.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30It's all down to hard work.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Lovely. Anthony, Karen, Valerie, colleagues from The Mill. No Rob?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37No, he's working late, but he might pop along later.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Aren't you forgetting something, Dan?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Their shoes?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Yes, of course. Sorry.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Would you mind taking your shoes off?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Our shoes?- Yeah, please.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Oh, it's no problem. I don't mind going barefoot.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54It's like Sandie Shaw!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Thank you. Thank you. Please help yourself to drinks.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'm just going to check on Zara.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07OK?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'm fine.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Great, cos I thought you were... - No, of course I'm not OK!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16None of our friends are coming cos apparently they all hate me,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18our neighbours think that we're losers
0:09:18 > 0:09:21and I have a scratch on my new floor!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Had a bit to drink?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29A bit, to calm my nerves.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Yeah, but, red wine on top of champagne... Wow!- Oh!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34OK, right.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Look, what's happened is she's pressed "reply all" by mistake.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Please come back downstairs. It's your night.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50You're right. It is. It's my night.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52It's MY night!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Whoa! OK. Er...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Listen, drink lots of water, all right?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- DOORBELL RINGS - I'll look after the guests until you feel OK.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05(I'll be there in a minute.)
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I had to scrape my chin off the drive!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- This is a beautiful house. - And big.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Big? I've lived in towns that were smaller than this!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Yeah, how much are they earning, eh?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Wouldn't you like to know?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21We would like a bit of what they've got.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24They've worked very hard to be here, so good for them.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25I'm sure if you do the same,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27then one day, you too might live somewhere like this.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Hello, I'm Emma. I'm a colleague of Daniel and Zara's.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Sorry, you are?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Dean. This is Roz. Their new neighbours.- Oh.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Well, where are they?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, you didn't hear?
0:10:41 > 0:10:47Well, Zaza's old friends, they turned on her in spectacular style,
0:10:47 > 0:10:51so our hosts have retired to lick their wounds.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Sorry, "Zaza"?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Do you think they'll be coming back? Only, I would love a tour.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58I could give you one.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Well, it's not your house, though.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- So?- Presenting...
0:11:03 > 0:11:07quail's eggs stuffed with ceps,
0:11:07 > 0:11:10honey and truffle-infused buckwheat.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Jules! Hello, sweetie!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Roz! Darling!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Oh, so grateful to you for recommending me!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22I'm doing some really special dishes tonight in your honour.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Please, enjoy.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Oh, my!- Right.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Can I just dive in and grab that? Thank you.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Amazing, yes?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- DOORBELL RINGS - Take another. There's loads.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Stunning food, Jules.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39As always. Oh, you clever boy!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Just wait till later. Better get back.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Absolutely minging!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Ladies and gentlemen?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51THEY GASP
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Good evening, everyone.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Winifred!- Mrs Tembe, please.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58How's it going, Mrs T?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- You look so well, Mrs Tembe. - Thank you.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02How are things at King's Green?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Everything is fine, thank you.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08But where is our hostess? I have a small house-warming present.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Thank you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12She's gone AWOL after message-gate. Isn't that right, Dan?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15What is message-gate? And who is Dan?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- He is.- She'll be here any minute, I'm sure.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Hello! I'm here!
0:12:20 > 0:12:25Oh, everybody, thank you for coming. Mrs Tembe!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28How lovely of you to come!
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Feeling OK?
0:12:29 > 0:12:33I'm perfect! All of my friends are here and...
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Why are you wearing shoes?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Pardon? Um, well...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40because they go with my outfit.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Now, that is exactly what I said,
0:12:43 > 0:12:46but apparently, shoes are prohibited this evening.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Isn't that right, Zaza?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Zaza?- She is, apparently.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Roz is right, so shoes off!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Tell them, Dan!- Yeah, well, the thing is, we've just had the floor laid...
0:12:55 > 0:12:59And I made this teeny, tiny, exceedingly small scratch...
0:12:59 > 0:13:02You're kidding! It was huge! But not to worry.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Shoes off, everybody! Come on! Chop, chop!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Now it's a party.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08You're too right it's a party! Have you had a drink?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Have you had a canape?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- We have. They were absolutely... - Delicious!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Eh, Zaza! How about a tour of the house?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20A tour of the house! Come on, everyone!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I'm fine, thanks. I think I'll stay here.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Me too. I'll stick with the lads.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Fine, but, ladies, tour of the house!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Remember the rooms that haven't been unpacked.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Mrs Tembe, let me take that for you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I'll get you a drink and we can have a proper catch-up.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38This is the kitchen, obviously.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41And this is... How's it all going, Julian?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Chef!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Chef! Any food about? I, for one, am starving!
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Roquefort crackers with soused herring pate.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Amazing, yes?
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Exquisite, darling!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Isn't he extraordinary?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05You can say that again. You all right, Zaza?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08SHE COUGHS Yes, just went down the wrong way.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's cos she put it in her mouth.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Are you short of any appliances, Zara? Mixer? Blender?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Because I've still got some Cook's Heaven stuff in the garage.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19This kitchen is state-of-the-art, Valerie.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23It doesn't need any bargain basement tat cluttering the place up.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- None taken!- I'm sorry.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28That didn't come out the way I wanted it to sound.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I'm just...
0:14:30 > 0:14:32It's all right, Zaza.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35We all understand how terribly upset you must be after
0:14:35 > 0:14:37what your friends said.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42That was just a joke and I was in on it!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Were you?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Of course.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46What kind of friends would leave a message,
0:14:46 > 0:14:50deliberately telling you how awful you are?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Not very nice ones? - Exactly, Karen. Not very...
0:14:55 > 0:14:56..nice ones.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Shall we continue with the tour?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Through this corridor, down around to the right, up the stairs
0:15:04 > 0:15:06and past the stained-glass window.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Are you all right? It's just that you don't seem your usual...
0:15:15 > 0:15:19I am my usual, happy-go-lucky,
0:15:19 > 0:15:23fun-loving, easy-going self.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25OK?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Fasten your seatbelts.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34SHE GASPS
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Do I look green? This is huge!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38There is such a thing as too big, you know!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Oh, I think I might cry!
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Good, isn't it?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It's a bit small.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'm sorry?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Well, mine has a wet room and a sauna.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Do you remember? I told you, Dean built me an extension especially.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00He could give you the name of the builder but he's very expensive.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Easy-going, happy-go-lucky, remember?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Wonderful. That would be great.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08How are things at King's Green?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Mr Harker, I cannot discuss that with you.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Of course. Totally respect that.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- My apologies.- Thank you.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25A lot of practices are really struggling right now.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26So I believe.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Mind you, it's everywhere in the NHS.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31People working too hard, burning out, bad morale,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34GPs dropping like flies.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35- Yes.- From a management point of view,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37it's hard to know what to do about it, isn't it?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40We can't print more money or create more time,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42much as we'd like to.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Well, it is difficult for everyone.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49At King's Green, we have lost several of our GPs recently.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Is that right?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Yes.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I would rather not discuss my employer with you.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- We're just talking.- No, we are not!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01You are trying to lure me into being indiscreet.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Mrs Tembe, really...- Excuse me.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You leaving already, Mrs Tembe?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I have a very early start.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I was disappointed not to see Dr Clay.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16To be honest, I think it was any excuse not to come.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Yes, well, he did voice his concerns last time I spoke to him.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21I know. He's certainly not happy.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23He has good reason.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Looking for the loo? - Yeah, house is too big.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28They pay me too much! It's just down there on the right.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Are you leaving?
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Er... Yes. Thank you, Dr Granger.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36And please give my apologies to Dr Carmichael.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Of course. Lovely to see you.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- For you.- Oh, thank you.- OK.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Mm! Lovely wine, Daniel. - It is, isn't it?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Are the toilets in here?- Yeah, yeah. Keep going.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56The party can start now we're here! Who can I hear?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58There he is! Welcome.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Amazing house, Daniel.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Well, it's the bank's, really, but thank you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Where's this barrel?- In the garage.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You've been banished there.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- I hope it's had time to settle. - Of course!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Oh, finally, they've arrived!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Fashionably late, Dr Carmichael.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14So let me get this straight, Zaza.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18The invitation was for smart dress and you've had all of us
0:18:18 > 0:18:20remove our shoes.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22What is so special about these two?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Daniel! Shoes!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Yes, but look at what they're wearing.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Could you remove your shoes?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Why would I want to do that?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Wood floor? Heels?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33I'm not wearing heels.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Everybody else has taken their shoes off.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36And they look really silly
0:18:36 > 0:18:39so I'm going to keep mine on, if that's all right with you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40No, it's not!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43And, by the way, did you not get the message about smart attire?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Yeah, yeah, I did.- It's all right, darling, it doesn't matter.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48No, no! This is important!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50It's fine, no problem, shoes off.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52No, I'm not going to take my shoes off.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Al! This is my party, I am your hostess and...
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Yeah, and I am your guest! Now, I was offered a drink,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01and seeing as that is the only reason I came, I'm going
0:19:01 > 0:19:03to go and get myself one.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I don't want to spoil the ambience of your lovely party
0:19:05 > 0:19:07with my untidiness.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10And, by the way, you're wearing heels!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Lovely class of people you work with, Zaza.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18It's your fault we're in this mess with the shoes in the first place, so why don't you just shut up?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Oi, oi, easy!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Let's all just calm down, have a drink.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25What have I done?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Help yourself to whatever you want, OK?- Thanks, Daniel.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Typical! Not even put the bloomin' tap in!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Look, Haskey, I can only apologise...
0:19:40 > 0:19:42SHE SCREAMS
0:19:42 > 0:19:44What was that?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Is everything OK? - That sounded like Zara.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Zaza!
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Whatever!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54We've had a keystone malfunction. Might need a mop.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59And a new dress! Oh, Zaza!
0:19:59 > 0:20:00You OK?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04I'm perfect. Absolutely perfect.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Beer-battered trout?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11THEY LAUGH
0:20:15 > 0:20:17SHE SOBS
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Thank you.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31When I have a house like this, I'll never stop cleaning.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Mind you, I'll have a cleaner, so I won't need to.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Actually, who am I kidding? I'll never be able to afford it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I don't know. One day, you never know.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45You, maybe, but me? Forget about it!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I have actually been thinking about getting on the property ladder lately.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52And, as you know, I live with a bunch of people I can't even stand the sight of any more, so...
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I could help you house hunt, if you like.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Thanks, but I'm not sure that I could stretch to a mortgage
0:20:57 > 0:20:59for the kind of place that I'd want.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Well, what if I was your lodger? Make it more affordable for you.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- That's a really nice offer of you. - Seriously, it'd be great.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Get you out of that house share, give Emma back her own space.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Why don't I make some appointments with estate agents next week?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I'm not sure that...
0:21:14 > 0:21:15That what?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Nothing. Yeah, sounds great.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Yay!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Mrs Tembe seems well.- Yeah.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Although she tells me King's Green are going under.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Really?- Mm.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38All the more reason to celebrate how well we're doing, right?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Wow! I feel sorry for them and everything, but we do seem
0:21:42 > 0:21:46to be pulling together as a team pretty well, don't we?
0:21:46 > 0:21:47- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Yeah, we've cleared the dead wood
0:21:52 > 0:21:55and we're all communicating brilliantly.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Things are going great.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Well, I can't judge anyone, can I? Not after what I did to Barry.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- We all make mistakes.- He's due back from our honeymoon tomorrow.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12You're not having second thoughts?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Oh, no, no. It's just that I'm concerned for him, you know,
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- seeing me again. - I'm sure he'll cope.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I was the love of his life, Karen.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Now he's got to live without me. Ooh, look! Designer smellies!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yay!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28ROZ CLEARS THROAT
0:22:30 > 0:22:31What exactly is going on?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Dan? Dan!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I found these two helping themselves to whatever they could find!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41We were just looking, honestly.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Oh, a likely story! I think you should call the police.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Get your hands off me, you uptight cow!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Calm down... - Who are you calling a cow?- You!
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Dean, are you going to stand for this?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51You can't speak to her like that!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Oh, but it's all right for her to accuse them of nicking?
0:22:53 > 0:22:54It's not even your house!
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Oh, well, someone has to maintain some standards,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00seeing as though the hostess is a drunk!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- I beg your pardon? - THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Maybe we should all just take a step back and just calm down.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Shut it, weedy boy!
0:23:06 > 0:23:07What does that even mean?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10What would I want to take from this house, anyway?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Oh, so now you're a liar and a thief?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Oh...
0:23:15 > 0:23:17We've got a lot of raised voices this evening.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19How about we just try and calm down?
0:23:19 > 0:23:23I'm sick of being told to calm down!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27First I've been forced to remove my shoes
0:23:27 > 0:23:33and then I have had to hang out with this bunch of ingrates all evening!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Shut up!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Shut up, all of you!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53This was supposed to be my night.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56My special night!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58And all of you...
0:24:00 > 0:24:04..each and every one of you has ruined it
0:24:04 > 0:24:08with your beer and your shoes and your video messaging
0:24:08 > 0:24:10and your voices and your hair and your...
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Rum-soaked melon balls?
0:24:13 > 0:24:18You! Your food - over-complex,
0:24:18 > 0:24:21pretentious nonsense!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24If you think that this moron is a great chef...
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Oh, go back to bed, Zaza!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29My name is Zara!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Zara Rosalind!
0:24:36 > 0:24:40And his name is Daniel, Deano!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46And you two are the most hateful pair of snobs
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I have ever had the misfortune of meeting!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50If I ever turn out like these two,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I give you all permission to punch me in the face,
0:24:53 > 0:24:55just punch me right in the face because I'll deserve it!
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- You can't speak to us like that! - Yes, she can. It's her house.
0:25:01 > 0:25:08So why don't you take your fake smiles and your fake shoes
0:25:08 > 0:25:13and your fake food and get out?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I don't think you're going to be
0:25:18 > 0:25:20part of the Letherbridge Business Forum.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21We will live.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25You can whistle for a 4x4 deal, mate.
0:25:25 > 0:25:274x4s are for morons.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28THEY LAUGH
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I should have given you chip butties.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32And you'd still have overcomplicated it.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34THEY LAUGH
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- That was one hell of a night. - And it's not over yet!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Chin, chin!
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Yes, it is. Thank you all so much for coming.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48If you could please just go home.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53The party is over.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Tea.
0:26:08 > 0:26:13Go on, say it. "I told you so."
0:26:13 > 0:26:15No. No, I've quite enjoyed it.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Isn't funny!
0:26:22 > 0:26:26I've been an absolute monster over this, haven't I?
0:26:26 > 0:26:27No.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Little bit. Come on. Come back downstairs.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34All your friends are still here
0:26:34 > 0:26:37and they know you well enough to believe that you didn't mean it.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I don't have any friends.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Zara!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Name one who isn't someone that I work with.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Go on! You can't do it, can you?
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Look, you've got me and you've got Izzy and you've got Joe
0:26:50 > 0:26:53and you've got this beautiful house.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Isn't that enough for a perfect life?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Cor!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Nobody likes me.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08You've got lots of friends.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I'm completely unlovable.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Poor, poor Barry, pining for my love
0:27:14 > 0:27:16and drowning in the depths of his sorrow!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Are you single?- Pardon? - It's not a difficult question.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Maybe we shouldn't be so physical. - What?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I'm not saying abstain completely.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26I'm just saying, be a bit more careful.