0:00:28 > 0:00:31SNORING
0:00:37 > 0:00:39FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Do you want a cup of tea?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Ahhh! Yeah, please, love.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Best make it yourself, then.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55HE GROANS
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Aaargh!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Mrs Tembe, how are you?
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Oh, I am fine. Dr Carmichael, I just want to apologise.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Have you given it any more thought? Moving house?
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Dr Carmichael. I really have no intention of moving house.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Excuse me.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Dr Haskey.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29Please remember that you have the Diabetic Foot Care clinic tonight.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Tonight?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Al, you know very well it's your turn.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- It is for only an hour. - Thing is, Mrs Tembe,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I feel like I've got that flu thing coming on.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Really?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Yeah, or it could be hay fever. I do feel quite bunged up.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Oh, well, good.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Because that means you won't be able to smell the feet.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Your friend Trevor was all right on it.- That was only for one night.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Thank God. And he'd had ten pints.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03And Barney loves it.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Barney's a dog! He's been scratching at that door all night.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Honestly, love. This shoulder's really sore.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You should have thought about that then, shouldn't you?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12I said I'm sorry.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I don't even know if I can even make it tonight.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Well, you'll just have to stay here, then, won't you?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24You can't imagine it, can you? Daniel at a house sale.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Rummaging through boxes.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Come on then, what's wrong?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Oh... It's just this fostering business.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35It's one thing after another.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37How come?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Gina thinks we'd benefit from a more recent experience of young people.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yeah, but you've brought two up.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Yeah, well, a lot's changed since then, apparently.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47No, it's still a nightmare.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Oh, so nothing's changed!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Alia, she can be all right. But Shak, ugh!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Bad?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Well, he goes through these phases.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59He's in a right bolshie one at the moment.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01He knows exactly how to wind me up.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03And I fall for it every time.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06What does Rob say?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, you know, nothing, as usual.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11He was pretty bad in the training.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I don't know. Maybe we're just kidding ourselves.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Mrs Tembe, the estate agent has sent through some more details.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30We are only trying to help.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32But I am not interested.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33I'll come to the viewings with you,
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- if you think that would make a difference.- That is very kind.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39You don't have to commit yourself to anything now.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42But it is the expense. The solicitors. The banks.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45We'll cross all of those bridges when we come to them.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47And moving. It is such hard work.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Nothing is as bad as living somewhere
0:03:48 > 0:03:50where you don't want to be any more.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00HE GROANS
0:04:00 > 0:04:02So what brought this on, then?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05The wife! Shoved me on a camp bed, didn't she?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Highest checkout only gets two free tickets to the BDO.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- You're kidding me.- Agh!- Sorry!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14And guess who's doing the trophy.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15I don't know.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17No, come on, guess.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Um... The Lady Mayor?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Bobby George.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Shut up! Bobby George?! The King of Bling?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24There's only one.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28So how's this looking?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Subacromial bursitis, I'm afraid. - What?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32You've done your ligaments.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34You will not be playing darts this evening.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Ohh... I was nailed on for those tickets.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39You know, every year, I talk about going.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I've seen you throw a few in the pub.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Yeah, I'm all right.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45You looked pretty handy to me.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Let's just say, I know my way down from 501.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Right, so if this doesn't clear up in a week...
0:04:50 > 0:04:51So do you fancy it, then?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54What, a match sometime?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57No, THE match. The final.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Just if you think you're up to it.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Well?
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Well, I have to admit. Some of those houses were very nice.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13What did I tell you?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- They were also very pricey. - Isn't everywhere?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18All the more reason for me to stay where I am.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh come on, just a little peek. It'll be fun!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It'll be like shopping.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Window-shopping.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Great. I will see you at two.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Mrs Goddard, please. - What about the reserves?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33They've all pulled out, mate.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- OK. I'll give you a bell, right? - Aye.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Oh, mate, would you mind rating your experience today?
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Cheers, Pete. Jimmi, about the old diabetic foot clinic?
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Not a chance.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- I will swap you for hypertension... - Nope.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57So I should just tell Bobby George not to bother, then?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Yeah.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Hey, I've got a solution.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06What for?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Why don't you and Rob come round to ours tonight
0:06:09 > 0:06:12and look after the kids?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Sorry?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Just for a couple of hours.- Why?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Duh! So you get some experience with teens.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21And we get to go for a nice meal.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Oh!- Heston's all for it.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24I'm sure he is.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Unless you think you can't handle it?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32This sounds rather nice.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Oh, no. This is little too grand for me.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37How can you say that?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40South-facing in a tranquil location.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45With a well-established garden and traditional features.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Two bedrooms, one with ensuite.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Having been refurbished from top to bottom,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53it simply has to be seen to be appreciated.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01So?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- So?- Do I get to go and meet The Dazzler?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yeah, why not?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10After the clinic.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15No, no, no. I can't rock up late with my autograph book.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- He must get that all the time. - I'll look ridiculous.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I'm part of the action. I'm on the team!
0:07:22 > 0:07:23What's it called?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25He didn't say.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Come on!- Jimmi, please. Have a heart, they're relying on me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- So is Mrs Abel. She can hardly get her shoes on.- Mrs Abel...
0:07:32 > 0:07:34This is not a time for bunions! Pete was desperate.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36He was practically on his knees.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Well, if you like, I could play. - HE LAUGHS MOCKINGLY
0:07:39 > 0:07:42With all due respect, they're not that desperate.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43- I beat you!- When?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45That one time.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Oh, yeah. But that was a fluke. - No, it wasn't.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Jimmi, come on. This is Bobby George.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Sir Robert of George!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54- Yeah, fine.- Yes!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57But you get the next antenatal. And COPD.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Yeah, course I do.- Yes, you do. - Let's play darts!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Happy now?- Is it that bad?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- This is your fault. - Oh, don't talk so soft.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- You might as well have put me on a bed of nails! - You've only got yourself to blame.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Look, I just need a decent night's kip, love.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16In my own bed.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20We'll see.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24PHONE RINGS
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Yes?- 'Pete, we are on.'
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Oh, right. Brilliant.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Yeah, I managed to twist one of my colleague's arms.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Pardon that pun.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35'So who am I playing for anyway?'
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Moseley Meerkats.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38The whos and whats?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Pete Mears?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Oh. Mears Meerkats, very funny.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44And who are our unlucky opponents?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Just try and get there early and get a bit of practice in, eh?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Right. See you.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Thank you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Well, I must say, that property was charming.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Yes, it was rather sweet.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10The fireplace was lovely. The kitchen was practical.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Plenty of room to entertain.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Everything I could possibly need.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Well, I'm pleased.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22I must say, Dr Carmichael, I'm surprised at how well you know me.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Which is why I know that you will love this one.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Oh, there is no need, thank you. That one was perfect.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Hey!- Hey!- All right, Pete?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41This is yours.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Oh, mate! Thank you.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45You're a Meerkat now.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Do you know what, I am honoured.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Come and meet the lads.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56This is Minty, he's calling the scores.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58That's Kevin. He's tidy, no great shakes.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And that's Trevor.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- At his best between his third and fourth pint.- How you doing, mate?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06WOMEN LAUGHING
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Who's that?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10That's who we're playing.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12The Letherbridge Lionesses?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Top of the league last year. By a mile.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Right, don't go hogging the board, we want to warm up too.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Aye, we'll go halves.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- And where's the buffet? - It's on its way.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- I told you to get it here early. - It's coming!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I want them focused on darts. Not sausage rolls.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32She doesn't take any prisoners.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35She took me. That's the wife.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45So shall I tell Charlotte about the house?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47No, there is no need, I will tell her myself.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Just like that?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Why not? I have made up my mind.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53But surely you need thinking time.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Really, Mrs Tembe, this is just not how these things are done.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Yes, well, that's how I do things.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Mrs Tembe, you're buying a house, not a hat.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Hat, house. I know what I like.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08OK, fine. But let me speak to her first.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10No, I do not want to trouble you any further.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Believe me, it'll be worth it. I know all the wrinkles.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15You may well be looking at up to
0:11:15 > 0:11:17£8,000 or £10,000 off the asking price.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Really, as much as that?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21You may have to hold out a little bit first.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Well...then I will ask for 15.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Mrs Tembe!
0:11:24 > 0:11:28When it comes to bartering, I know what I am doing. Thank you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Hello, yes. This is Mrs Tembe.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Mrs Winifred Tembe.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I would like to purchase one of your houses, please.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Uh-huh.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Yes, on Hanberry Way.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Now, I am going to make you one offer, and one offer only.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Take it or leave it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56No wonder everyone dropped out.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Do you think she deliberately put him in that bed?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You know what, I am of a good mind to...
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Dr Haskey, I'd like you to meet Mr George.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Bobby.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11Mr Bobby, you are...a legend. A colossus!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- More than a colossus... - Leave it out, son, leave it out!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's such an honour to meet you.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Right, let's get started, then.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20It's Bobby George!
0:12:26 > 0:12:27You still here?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh, I am not working, I was just...
0:12:31 > 0:12:33It's my new home.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35You've bought that?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36They have accepted my offer.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Already?
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Well, I have Dr Carmichael to thank. She has been wonderful.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44And so have you, Dr Clay.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Right, well, I think that calls for a drink.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Oh, no, I do not think so...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's not every day you buy a house!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- For how long?- Oh, it's just for a couple of hours.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- You sure?- Yeah, they're just going out for a meal.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Lucky them.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Mum, we don't need baby-sitting!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Yeah, I know.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Who are these people anyway?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- A friend from work... - Yeah, your friends, not mine!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Look, they are very nice people. - Oh, yeah?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14They could be a pair of pervs for all I know!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Don't be so ridiculous. I'm doing them a favour.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- What, by dumping them on us? - It's one night.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- What, you're staying out all night?! - Oh, I wish! Of course I'm not.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yes! Come on!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Meerkats win!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Nice darts, pal. Well done.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Doubles for dough, mate!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45So what brought you here then, doc? All of a sudden?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Pint of the Old, please.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Gave you the old sob story, did he? About his cruel and heartless wife?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54He didn't really go into details.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Oh, I bet he didn't!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Serves him right, you know. He forgot our anniversary.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Oh.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Which also happens to be my birthday.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ouch.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08It's like nothing else matters. He's obsessed.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- With this game?- Every game.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13For the past 15 years.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15So I thought, I'll start my own team.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Give us something in common.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- And did it?- Only made him worse.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Terrified, he is now, in case we beat him.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Well, there's no shame in being beaten by you.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27You're a very good side.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Try telling him that. It's like life and death.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33So what are you going to do about it?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- I'm sorry? - Well, what's it got to do with you?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm not following.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'm not losing this final because of you.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Hang on. Are you suggesting that I throw this final?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And with Bobby George in attendance?!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Excuse me. Jimmi!
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Who's that? Your girlfriend?
0:14:59 > 0:15:00It's my practice manager.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Hi. (It's Bobby George!)
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Please make them feel comfortable, OK?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Just go, Mum.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Right, there's wine and beer in the fridge.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- If you prefer red, the Barolo is superb.- Cheers.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19We could just make this an evening at home...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Come on, you. Thank you very much.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Have a lovely time.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- So. What would you like? - Ooh! Um...
0:15:28 > 0:15:30HE SIGHS ANGRILY
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Cup of tea would be lovely.- Tea. - Thank you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40See? Not so bad.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42She's all right. But what about him?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Oh, you'll be fine.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Come on, Al. It's all about the darts.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54You just... You focus on your form.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02Right then. Come here.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Whoa, whoa! - PHONE CAMERA CLICKS
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Stop that. What do you think you're doing?!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Whatever it takes.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Stop that!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Right, let's see what your mate Pete thinks of that.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Give me your phone, please. - And your manager.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Give me that phone! - You know, anyone could walk in here.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- I don't know what they'd think. - Delete those pictures, please!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I will. After we've won.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30SHOOTING ON CONSOLE GAME
0:16:30 > 0:16:32KNOCKING
0:16:46 > 0:16:48What are you up to?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49What's it look like?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Look, I'm sorry, mate, but I don't even know what you're doing here.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Yeah, I heard you tell your mum.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04You're from her work then, yeah?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05No, my wife Karen is.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07What's your job, then?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I'm a police officer, as it happens.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Didn't think you were a doctor.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17So do you do all that, like, stop and search?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- If I really have to. - Like when you see a black kid?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Or a Muslim?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28I mean, if he's got a beard,
0:17:28 > 0:17:30then he's a terrorist, right?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Or, like, radicalised or something.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Then you can just bang him up, yeah?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Put him on a course or something.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Tell him what to think.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43You know, it's really not like that, Shak.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45You sure about that?
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Officer?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Yeah, I am.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59So do you get many Asian coppers down the nick, then?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07180!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08CHEERING
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Poor old Trev, eh?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14She's beating him up right enough.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Looks like it might be down to you and Tracey.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Who'd have thought it?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Ah, don't worry. I've got every faith in you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22You're a good man.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29What did you bring Mrs Tembe for?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30She's celebrating. New house.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32No score.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Why, are you feeling the pressure?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35You don't know the half of it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Mrs Tembe, we were just saying. We don't actually have to stay here.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41You're up next. It's the decider.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43But this isn't the best place...
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Oh, no, no! I really want to stay and watch you play.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54They were all over the waiting room floor at one time.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Well, I don't really do loom bands any more.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57PHONE CHIMES
0:18:59 > 0:19:00What's up?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04It's just...stupid people, saying stupid things.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Like what?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07PHONE CHIMES
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Do you know what I do with stupid people?- What?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- I ignore them.- Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16You're not the one getting called a neek all the time, are you?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- A what?- Just forget it.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Hi, Immie.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37No, I'm good. What's a neek?
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Bobby, can I ask you a question, please?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Have you ever had to throw a match?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- You mean, take a dive?- Yeah.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59If I took a dive, I'd have two bottles of oxygen on my back
0:19:59 > 0:20:00and a pair of flippers.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Yeah, but...I know you would never do it.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05But back in the old days, in the pubs,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08things must've got a bit nasty, people trying to nobble you.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- 20.- Well, if all fails, just have it on your toes.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Have it on my toes?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Yeah, leg it.
0:20:15 > 0:20:1630.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Thank you.
0:20:19 > 0:20:2036.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Good luck, Dr Haskey.- Come on, Al!
0:20:30 > 0:20:31One.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Nice and easy.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Five.
0:20:44 > 0:20:4948. Al, you have scored 54.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Oh! Oh, no, I'm so clumsy!
0:21:05 > 0:21:06- What are you doing?!- Spillage.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- I'll get it, I'll get it. - Thank you, Bobby.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Aaargh!- Where are you going?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Dr Haskey, where are you going?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16I was just getting on my toes.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Is this because she is a woman?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You are better than this.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Man up!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30CHEERING
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Ohhh!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Come on. He was one of yours, wasn't he?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41First rule, mate. Pick your targets.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yeah, like you'd know about all that.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46I would, actually.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48So, what, you've done gun training and all that?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Yeah.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53In fact, you might be interested to know
0:21:53 > 0:21:55that one of my instructors was an old friend of mine,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58called Aadil Shakoor.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Here you go, then. Game on.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I'm just going upstairs.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Hey, come and sit down. Come on.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I've worked it out. They're jealous.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27No, they think I'm a nerd.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29They called it "swot" in my day.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31What, to you?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Not me, so much.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37You see, what it is, is they aren't as clever as...
0:22:37 > 0:22:38The class neek?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41The class brainbox.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44See, this is what I would do, I would turn it round,
0:22:44 > 0:22:45I would show them I couldn't care less.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49And I would call myself a neek.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Or a mega neek, if you like. - Sounds French.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54It does. A turbo neek.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56A super neek!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58That actually sounds pretty cool.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Ayyy!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01THEY LAUGH
0:23:03 > 0:23:04- 60.- Yes! Yeah, go on, Trace.
0:23:08 > 0:23:0920.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Jimmi, this is Sonia, Sonia, this is Jimmi.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Jimmi, Sonia, Sonia, Jimmi. - Er, hi...?- Yeah, whatever.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Tracey, you have scored 137.- OK.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- Come on, you can do this. - Come on, Al!
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- ENCOURAGING CHEERS, OPPOSING BOOS - Excuse me...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- OBJECT CLINKS INTO GLASS - It's thirsty work.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Come on, mate.- Go on, Al.- Right.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42150. I could go three bull's-eyes, nice round number.
0:23:42 > 0:23:48But instead, I'll go with triple 20 for the Mill Health Centre.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54CHEERING
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Come on!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Where to go next?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Next we'll go for bull's-eye
0:24:01 > 0:24:03and this will be for the Moseley Meerkats.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Yeah!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08CHEERING
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Where's my phone?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Can you clear the oche, please? Thank you.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Al, you require 40 for the match.
0:24:19 > 0:24:2340. Hmmm. I'm going to go double top for the King of Bling.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Mr Bobby George.- Go on, son!
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- Come on, Al. One dart!- Careful, Al!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32CHEERING
0:24:32 > 0:24:35MUSIC: We Are The Champions by Queen
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Give it to me. Now!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43If you don't give me my phone right now, I swear I will...
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Oh! Oh, no, how did that get in there?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50I'm really sorry about that.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Well, I hope it was useful. - Oh, yeah!- Thank you.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Bye-bye.- Thank you, Rob. Safe journey.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Bye.- Bye!- Bye!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Well, that was all right, weren't it?- Was it?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16He wasn't that bad.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18No, he was just trying to wind me up.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21So we're still on for the fostering thing?
0:25:21 > 0:25:22I'm not sure, you know.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25What?! Because you lost a computer game?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27No, there's more to it than that.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Incredibly, there's something we haven't really thought about
0:25:30 > 0:25:31and we need to.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- What?- Me being a copper.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Well...- Them kids. The lives that they've led.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39As soon as they find that out, they're going to hate me.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Not all of them.- I bet most of them.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- You'll get round that.- How?
0:25:44 > 0:25:48It's not who I am. It's what I stand for.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Congratulations, Dr Haskey.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Cheers, mate.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02You know, I think the real winner tonight was the game of darts.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05You just wait till we get home. You'll be on that bed for a month!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Hang up, you two. - What do you want?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10I think that you should have these. They're for the BDO.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- You can stick 'em. - Come on, you've earned them.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20I don't want to go all Agony Uncle.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23But you two really need to have a talk, don't you?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26It's the greatest game there is, we all know that.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29But darts brings people together, it doesn't divide them.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Cheers, Al.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Have a lovely time.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- Were they the tickets? - Yes, they were.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Oh, cheers(!)- I'm gutted too, mate!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Well played, son. Be lucky.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I was very lucky, Mr George.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Wasn't he marvellous?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58He was great, you can take that from me.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Great darts, son.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09"Take that from me. Great darts, son."
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Oh. Mr Redman?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Hello, it's Dr Granger, from the Mill Heath Centre.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Someone who is used to facing the public on a daily basis,
0:27:26 > 0:27:27with confidence and with warmth.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29You mean like a doctor.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- Um...well...- Jimmi!
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Lucy, when was the last time... you left the house?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I don't know.