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0:00:24 > 0:00:27In a moment, I'll take you to the custody desk,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29where you will be charged with murder.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31I was the doctor involved in the case.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35It was me who failed to take care of a vulnerable child.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Nicholas Cuthbert died because of the decisions that I made.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42There's your story - a baby died and it was my fault.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43I love a project.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46You are going to need this.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51You cannot seriously be suggesting that again we...

0:00:51 > 0:00:52I'm not suggesting anything.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I'm just trying to think of ways that we can save money.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58If there really is no alternative, then...

0:00:58 > 0:01:00then I will tell her.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05BIRDSONG

0:01:21 > 0:01:23PHONE RINGS

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Oh...

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Darling...

0:01:40 > 0:01:43No, no, all very quiet. Nice early night.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Oh, just a sandwich in front of the telly, you know.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50The boys OK?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Good.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Neeawww! - Joe. Really. Just calm down.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01What's going on? Joe? I thought we'd got rid of this stuff.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Do you have any idea how much sugar is in there?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07We've got hardly got anything ready.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09For the fayre!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Leave a list of things you want me to do...

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Great. Could you make a start on these, please?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Olives.- Yes, it's rather a fun idea, actually.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You know how they have jars full of sweets,

0:02:17 > 0:02:19and you have to guess how many there are in there?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Well, this is the healthier option!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23After all, if we don't set an example, who will?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Look at how much salt is in them!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Can you just count them as they go, please? Joe?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Morning!

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Goodness gracious, Miss Pitman!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45You look most fantastic!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Very becoming.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I know the hair's a bit different.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52But, well, it grew back grey.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55I hear it's all the rage at the moment.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I'm just so glad to be out of those itchy wigs.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59No offence.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Oh, none taken.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Well, here I am, ready and raring to go.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- I know I'm a little bit early. - No, I am very glad to see you.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08I just couldn't wait.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10You know, it's days like this I live for.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Helping the community. Raising money for good causes.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15It's just so exciting!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Yes, you are right.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Do you know, sometimes I don't know where I'd be without the Mill.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I really don't.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28It's a lovely day for it.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Listen, sweetheart.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42I know we did talk about breakfast, which would have been delightful.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44But I am a bit pushed, to be honest.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Got this piece to camera.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49About... Oh, I don't know - exams or something.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56No rest for the wicked, eh?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59And we were rather wicked.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I'll make it up to you next time. I promise.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Promise?

0:04:09 > 0:04:10No.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14No!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16No, no, no!

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- How's it that side? - It's fine.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Where's your mate, anyway?

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Oh, he's at the Bullring. He's not into fayres.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28How's that?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32It is very good, but it needs to be moved three foot to the right.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Hope the weather holds. - No, I'm sure it will be fine.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38But I think we need to move this a little bit more forward.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I think it's a little bit small.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Dr Carter, we are not trying to create Wembley Stadium.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Yes, but for the band I've booked. - Band? What band?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Ruhma's friends.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Where are we supposed to put them all?

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Well, we'll have to improvise.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54No. There will be no more improvising today.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Who is going to do the punch stall?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Well, Tash is helping. - Oh, yes, of course she is!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Cos I'm rather busy with the bouncy castle.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02What bouncy castle?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Excuse me, I have to arrange the tug-of-war.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Dr...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10There is no... It is not on my list!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13(Tug-of-war...)

0:05:13 > 0:05:14We discussed this at length.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Thank you very much.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Friend(!)

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Hmm.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28No-one's going to want this, you know.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Just get the henna cones, will you? - Where are they?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33In the red box, wrapped in newspaper. Then pick up those chairs.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Hiya.- Hey.- Seen Valerie's new hair?- Yeah.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42She's rocking the silver fox!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Yeah, it's good, isn't it? - What are you doing, then?

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Mehndi. Traditional hand painting. - Yeah?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Mm-hm. You?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Face painting. For the kids.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Nice.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57And what about insurance? Health and safety?

0:05:57 > 0:05:58PHONE RINGS

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Health and safety? - Well, on your head be it!

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Michael? Long time, no speak.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- MRS TEMBE:- That is too low. You will have to raise it.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11People are going to bang their heads.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Yes, of course, he's right here.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Marion. She's not coming, is she?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- I don't think so. - You don't think so?!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Hi, Mum.- Darling, please stop. People have got to eat these.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Yeah, we're fine, thanks. - (No way.)

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Uh-huh?- Darling, stop!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Really? - (October. At the earliest.)

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- (She's at the airport.) - In Crete?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Manchester. She's been diverted.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42But what about the fayre?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Well, look, hold tight, I'll come and get you. Yeah.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Darling, please. This is disgusting.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55What in heaven's name - Dr Carter?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Dr Carter!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Aw, that'll be great fun for the children.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Not if one of them gets hurt.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's going to make us pots of money.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06We'll be paying it all out in compensation!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Dr Carter? - Have you seen this?

0:07:09 > 0:07:10What?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12It's today's.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Have you two seen Dr Carter?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18No.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Dr Carter?

0:07:21 > 0:07:22NEWS ON TV

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Well, at least wear a decent tie, man.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27KNOCK ON DOOR

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Heston.- Morning. - I can't thank you enough.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35So, how's the back?

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Actually, it's loosened a little now.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43I know we've met a few times for dinner.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'm not actually your personal physician.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46I know. I'm sorry.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48And I am rather busy. And it is a Saturday.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51To be honest with you, Heston, I'm in a bit of a spot.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I'm sorry?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- My wallet's been stolen.- Oh.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Well, I don't want to bore you with the details.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01But suffice to say that I'm not really in a position to go home

0:08:01 > 0:08:03and get some extra money.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Why not?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Certain...reasons.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, I see.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16So I was rather wondering if you might be able to help me out

0:08:16 > 0:08:19with a little extra cash?

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Well...

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Just for a taxi into work, I've left my car there.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25And, of course, if there's anything I could do

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- to repay the favour... - Like what?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Anything. Anything at all.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Well, actually...- Name it.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- We're having a summer fete this afternoon.- Ah.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39And as you're quite famous...

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Well, I WOULD...

0:08:40 > 0:08:44I don't think under the circumstances,

0:08:44 > 0:08:46that's too much to ask.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50I did mention work? All afternoon.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Something about exams.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Any other time. You have my word.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Heston, just imagine what would happen if this got out.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00The papers would be all over me!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07You are a true friend.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Um - I don't suppose you could pay the bill on the way out, could you?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Here are your raisins and breadsticks. Not too many.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Don't snatch!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Must be a constant battle.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- I keep trying. But there are temptations everywhere.- Terrible.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Well, those aren't going to help, for a start.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Oh, these are just my home-made Eccles cakes.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36We should be setting an example, Valerie.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Look at you, lady!

0:09:39 > 0:09:45It's for the tombola. Don't blame me. They're all from patients!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51..up to one in five results,

0:09:51 > 0:09:53leaving many here to question

0:09:53 > 0:09:56whether the current marking system can be considered fit for...

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Oi-oi!- Do something. - Hello, Mum!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Shoot them, if necessary!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Shocking morning. Still, could be worse.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Nearly got dragged into some dreadful summer fayre.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10A fete worse than death!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12That today's?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Aaaah!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Is that really necessary?!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Have you seen this?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23No, you will have to put that over there.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Mrs Tembe, we've got a slight change of plan.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30No, we cannot have a change of plan!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yes, we're not doing the "pin the organ to the body".

0:10:33 > 0:10:34- It won't work, it's too complicated.- What?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Instead we're going to do, "guess your own blood pressure." - Dr Haskey!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Sorry, coming through!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41This is terrible.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yeah, it's the last thing we needed.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Do you mind if I...?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Sorry, Sid, thank you.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Thank you very much. Has she seen this?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51I don't think now's the time.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- I spy with my little eye a Glen Caldew?- Not bad, eh?

0:10:55 > 0:10:56That's 30 years old!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Hands off!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Where do you want the band?

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Go into the hall, please. That way. Go, go!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08MUSIC: Disco Inferno by the Trammps

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Have a good afternoon.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Mum, do you even know what you're doing?

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Yeah, it can't be that hard.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Yeah, it looks really easy, Ruhma.

0:11:23 > 0:11:28Hiya. Hello. I'm doing Mehndi, which is a really ancient art form.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Come on, mate, take a seat and I'll get you sorted straight away.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Do you know, this takes years and years to perfect.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Mehndi dates back thousands of years,

0:11:36 > 0:11:38to the ancient Vedic customs.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Also known as "the awakening of the inner light".

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Or I've got some designs that you might actually like.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Why don't you come and have a look with me?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48This one...

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- I know, how about him?- Yeah.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Perfect, take a seat.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54First customer.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Hiya.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05OK, give me the money.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Take your shoes off.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10A bouncy castle! You like bouncy castles. Let's go!

0:12:10 > 0:12:11- Jolly good.- Come on!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Hello.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Madam, there's a queue.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32There you go, darling. Off you go.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Don't bump into each other. - Ready. Ready.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Higher. Come to the front, darling.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Be careful.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Jump higher.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Is everything all right, Dr Carter?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Very well!

0:12:47 > 0:12:51MUSIC: Celebration by Kool & The Gang

0:12:54 > 0:12:56There you go. Don't drink it all at once.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Go on, then. It's £1 a go.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05You might want to come in and see me about that. Karen?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Oh, no, 37. Ah, that's bad luck.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Was that the Glen Caldew?

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Yeah, she was dead chuffed.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Said she was going to put it in her cocoa.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- What? Keep an eye on my stall for me.- What?

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Hello. It's £1 a go.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23I was saying... What?

0:13:23 > 0:13:27I have to admit it is all going very well.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Really?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30The bouncy castle was a very good idea.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32And the band, they were wonderful.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35And I nearly got us a celebrity.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Thank you, Dr Carter.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39- KAREN:- Bad luck!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Guess the olives in the jar?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- No, you are not having any cake, Joe.- Aw.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Oh, you couldn't do me a favour, could you?- What's that?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Take Joe to the bouncy castle? Only for ten minutes.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56I'm due on the coconut shy.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Thank you so much. Just a minute.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02There you go, darling.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Don't spend it on any treats! Or anything sweet of any kind.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Hi.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Mike Dunaway. Midlands Focus.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Hello.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I couldn't help noticing you.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- And why would that be? - Well, the truth is,

0:14:15 > 0:14:18I just wanted to ask you a couple of questions, if that's all right?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- What about?- About one of your work mates - Dr Reid?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Have you got a cat?

0:14:25 > 0:14:29These ones are more for wedding ceremonies, festivals.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Can you do a rabbit or something? Or a cat?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Well, these are for adults, really...

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Nice one, Mum, top saleswoman.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37You love pussycats, don't you, sweetheart?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39I'm sure I've got something for kids...

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Oh, look, there you go! Come on!

0:14:41 > 0:14:44- I told you.- Right, I've just got to do the black bits now.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Hiya.- Do you do cats?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Erm, I can do...

0:14:49 > 0:14:51tigers. Rarr!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- All right, that'll do.- She's not allergic or anything, is she?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56No. She's had it done loads of times.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Great. I'll be with you in a minute.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- You got it, then? - She drove a hard bargain.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Michael. I didn't think you were going to make it.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Well, we wrapped early. So I thought, why not?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Well, that's very good of you. - Least I could do.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19- So you're going to say a few words? - Um...I don't know.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Now, Joe, remember what Mummy said.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Hello, Joe, what can we do for you?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26I really don't think he should be gambling.

0:15:26 > 0:15:31In that case, would you like one of these?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34There you go. Oh, you want that one?

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Oh, bless.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Is this really necessary?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45You did say "anything."

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Oh... Can you all hear me? Good.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I hope you're enjoying our summer fayre and you're

0:15:52 > 0:15:54buying lots of things.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57We've got a local celebrity, who I'm sure you'll all recognise,

0:15:57 > 0:16:00who'd like to say a few words of welcome.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03So here he is, Mr Michael Dunaway.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Hello, everyone.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Hi. Excuse me.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- And welcome to this wonderful event...- How exciting!

0:16:14 > 0:16:16..to raise money for cancer charities,

0:16:16 > 0:16:18run by the Mill Health Centre.

0:16:19 > 0:16:25Now, I have been living and working in the Midlands for most of my life.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28One of the things that most stands out for me

0:16:28 > 0:16:31is the pride we all take in our local communities...

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Very well done, Dr Carter.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37All in a good cause.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41..Getting on that train to Euston and never looking back,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44but not any more.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Our local universities, interests...er...

0:16:48 > 0:16:54our local industries and, yes, our health services too

0:16:54 > 0:16:58can hold their heads high, ranking, as they do,

0:16:58 > 0:17:01with the best that Britain and indeed the world has to offer...

0:17:02 > 0:17:05You do know why he's here, don't you?

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Because I asked him? - He's trying to dig the dirt on Emma.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- What?! - He wouldn't do that.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Heston, he's a reporter. - He's also a personal friend.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16OK, he's been asking me lots of questions.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18And he left this on my stall.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20That's just a coincidence.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22What makes you so sure?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I have my reasons.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29People stop me in the street from time to time and say,

0:17:29 > 0:17:32"Michael, where are all the good news stories?"

0:17:32 > 0:17:33I do not trust this man.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36What do you want me to do?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39He could say anything up there!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Heston, she's right.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44We are duty-bound to report them,

0:17:44 > 0:17:48whether they show our city in a good light or not,

0:17:48 > 0:17:50but as a respected colleague once said to me...

0:17:50 > 0:17:54when I was a fresh-faced trainee just out of college,

0:17:54 > 0:17:58"It's the facts, Michael! The facts that count."

0:17:58 > 0:18:00To which I replied...

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Thank you. Thank you very much.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04I hadn't quite finished.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Michael Dunaway, everybody. Thank you.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Who is that bloke, anyway? - No idea. There you go.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Do you want to look in the mirror?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Aw! You look gorgeous. - There you go, sweetheart.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Thanks a lot.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26This is a disaster.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Not on my watch.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35FEEDBACK FROM MICROPHONE

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Um... Hello...

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Do you want one, mate? - I think Joe's had enough already.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Actually...- Is there a problem? - His mum will kill me!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46I am very proud to say that I work

0:18:46 > 0:18:49at the Mill, the greatest health centre in the world!

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Yeah!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53The doctors, nurses and other health professionals you see here

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- today...- It gets worse.

0:18:55 > 0:19:00..are, to my mind anyway, the best there is.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Hear, hear.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Their dedication and commitment is second to none.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11But I have also been a patient

0:19:11 > 0:19:15and it is no exaggeration to say that I owe my life to our

0:19:15 > 0:19:20Health Service and to fantastic men and women like these.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22And I would like to give something back.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25And I urge you all to do the same.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29To help them fight diseases like cancer

0:19:29 > 0:19:32by funding research and just by showing our support

0:19:32 > 0:19:34for the fantastic work they do.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38APPLAUSE

0:19:40 > 0:19:44I would like to finish by saying a really big thank you

0:19:44 > 0:19:47to all the wonderful people at the Mill.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51You mean the world to me, honestly.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53You're like my very own family.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57True local heroes.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Yeah!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Spots! She's covered in spots!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- I did ask you.- Aaah!

0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Al?- It's going to be fine.- I did ask if she was allergic to anything.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Yes, well, I wouldn't expect this from a group of doctors, would I?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Sorry.- OK, let's try and remain calm. Hello, tiger.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Can you stick your tongue out for me?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Where did you get those face paints from?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- From the discount shop. - Oh, my...!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Well, we are supposed to be raising money for charity, Mrs T!

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Clear your stall up. - Are you serious?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Why have you been asking all those questions?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I was just interested, that's all.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Remember what I saw earlier? You don't want that coming out.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36I'm sorry. Is that a threat?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Your castle's going flat.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I'll be back.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43MUSIC: Freedom by Wham!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47My baby!

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Let's get her inside, shall we? Come on, tiger!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Now!- Come on!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Oh-oh! - Look after the coconut shy?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Huh?- The money!

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Oh, yeah. Come on, Joe. This way.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Can I be of any help?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Oi, you! What do you think you're doing?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Now, Joe, please just stay there.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Can we have a go then, mate?

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Oh, no, we're closed. Sorry.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42It's a shame, innit, boys?

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Ow!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- No way, no way!- Joe? Joe?

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Joe?

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Why did you do that?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Spoiling everyone's fun!

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Rob Hollins, where are you when I need you? Honestly!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Don't see why I should get the blame.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Of course not. - It wasn't my fault.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Still, could be worse.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21You could be Emma Reid.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Sorry, what did you say your name was again?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Michael. Close friend of Heston's.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Know her well?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Emma? Oh, yeah. I live with her. She's ever so nice.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Maybe a bit too nice?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37No, I wouldn't say that.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39MUSIC: The Locomotion by Kylie Minogue

0:22:50 > 0:22:52There you go. Down you go.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53What happened?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Some nasty little yobs.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58And where's Joe?

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Sid, what have you done with him?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Sid, I trusted you.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Hi!

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Marion?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Darling.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oh, it was such an awful flight.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Yes, I heard.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Where's Joe?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Well, where's Daniel?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16He went home to get things ready.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Jo-oe! Grandma's here.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Why aren't you with him?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Well, he thought you might be needing some help.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25And I couldn't wait to see my little man.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Well, where is he?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Don't tell me you've lost him.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Joe?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40What on earth is going on? Joe!

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Joe!

0:23:41 > 0:23:45You've got yourself quite a bump there, mate. Where's Joe?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Does seem a bit unprofessional of her, though?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53No, I don't think so.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55So you think she was just being naive?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57She was just trying to help the poor girl.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- And she didn't stop to think? - Excuse me.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Sorry?- I just wondered if you could sign this?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05I watch you on the news all the time.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07My pleasure.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08So you're a reporter, then?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Oh, he's very famous. - Well, hardly.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13You must think I'm really, really stupid.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Just because he's on some rubbish little programme that nobody watches.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- You little rat! - There's no need for that.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- What's going on? - He was trying to find out stuff.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- About what? - That doctor in the paper.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28Well, I'm sorry but it does happen to be my job.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Give me that! I did not say you could use anything...

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Out! I said, get out.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Take your hands off me! What is the matter with you?

0:24:37 > 0:24:41You should be ashamed of yourself. This is a charity event!

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Now go! And do not come back!

0:24:46 > 0:24:49MUSIC: Sound Of The Underground by Girls Aloud

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Joe!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Joe!

0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Joe Granger-Carmichael. - Joe! Joe!

0:25:07 > 0:25:12Where are you? Come here this very minute!

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Joe, I am warning you.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Joe!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Joe!

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Found him!

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Joe!

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Who are these boys?

0:25:34 > 0:25:35They're a bunch of louts.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Luckily our local lout is feeling much better, aren't you?

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Here he is, all safe and sound.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Thank the Lord.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Oh, you poor little mite.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Weren't they looking after you?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- What happened to Michael? - Mrs Tembe got rid of him.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Serves him right. - Nasty little worm.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Poor little chap. Has Mummy been giving you too many sweets?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56As a matter of fact, I've been trying, all afternoon,

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- to keep him away...- You haven't been trying hard enough, dear.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01JOE RETCHES

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Oh!

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Oh, Joe! Joe, darling, are you OK?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Oh!- I can't believe it. This is because of all the chocolates that you ate.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11I told you not to eat so many sweets and now you've been sick...

0:26:11 > 0:26:13I think we should go home.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17All over Grandma.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20I think maybe we'll skip the tug-of-war.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Yes, I really cannot cope with anything else going wrong today.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26EXCLAMATIONS

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Mrs Tembe!

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Oh, my...

0:26:35 > 0:26:38We're home! In you go, sweetheart.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Hi, Mum.- What a day!

0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Here, let me. - We had a bit of an accident.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Well, more than one, if truth be told.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Well, this is great. We're all together.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- Where did you put my cases? - Landing at the top of the stairs.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55I really must go and get changed.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Hey, babe. - Don't speak to me!

0:27:05 > 0:27:09What a wonderful day, I've really enjoyed it. Thank you.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Thank you very much.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15CHURCH BELLS START RINGING

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Any indications this is nothing more than another dead homeless person?

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Don't. It's a suspicious death so we don't want to risk contamination.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34I will soon be your full-time team-mate.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Daniel said it was your favourite boutique.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40- I was worried you wouldn't like it. - For me?

0:27:40 > 0:27:44"Will you walk into my parlour?" said the spider to the fly.