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0:00:26 > 0:00:27Jase?

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Jason!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Jase?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Jason!

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Sorry. Just, erm...

0:00:40 > 0:00:42finishing my kung fu practice.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47- Oh, no, you have it. I'm stuffed. - Go on...I've made it now.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Suit yourself.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Anyway, I'd better go. - Stop.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Why?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58I put extra chocolate in,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00because of our anniversary...

0:01:00 > 0:01:02It's the day Tony and Jacqui met!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Oh, right! Yeah... No, I know... I knew.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09No, actually, I...I thought we could do something...tonight,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12cos I wanted to talk to you... about it...

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Let's...go out, do something. Yeah?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Erm, yeah?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20All right, babe. Have a good day.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35No...

0:01:35 > 0:01:37No!

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Jason!

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Jase!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58His car's not here.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Daniel, it's early. He'll be here.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I just don't want him messing things up for us, you know?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05He won't.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Jimmi's reasonable,

0:02:07 > 0:02:09once he's heard the arguments.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Depends what side of the bed he gets out off.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Mind you, having said that, he probably gets out of the same side of the bed every day.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Naughty!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19You might have more luck getting him on side

0:02:19 > 0:02:22if you tried buttering him up a little bit today, instead.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Right...

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Sid, please tell me you haven't done a Venn diagram?

0:02:31 > 0:02:32No, I've just done...

0:02:32 > 0:02:33You've done a Venn diagram.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Why?

0:02:35 > 0:02:36To save time.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Look, this one's affordability, and this is commutability,

0:02:39 > 0:02:41and this one is proximity to transport links,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44so we only have to recce these 12 streets here.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Yeah, but it's a dump round there.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Besides, why do you need "proximity to transport"?

0:02:48 > 0:02:49You've got a car.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Erm, resale value.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Oh, here we go...

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Buying a house is the single biggest investment in most people's life.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57If you get the first rung right, you can end up like Daniel and Zara,

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- but if you get it... - AYESHA SNORES

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Ayesh!- No, sorry! Please carry on, this is fascinating(!)

0:03:02 > 0:03:03I'm being serious.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Buying a house should be fun.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Bit less head, bit more heart, Sid.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Come on, let's go.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Good job I lined up some viewings for you, isn't it?- You what?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I thought we were just going to drive round for a bit!

0:03:15 > 0:03:20RADIO PLAYS FUNKY MUSIC

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Kids are grown up.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I thought, if I'm ever going to do it...I'm not getting any younger.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Absolutely.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Besides, if I didn't, the husband would never let me hear the end of it.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Been going on about it for years.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Good for you.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Bacon, egg and cheese?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Trust me, it works.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Yeah, I always dreamt of being in uniform,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47but in my dreams the collar was never this scratchy.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Toughest part of the job. No-one tells you that.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Hey, it does work.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Are we all right doing this?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Yeah...

0:03:56 > 0:03:59it's Monday morning. Most of the serious criminal fraternity

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- are sleeping off the weekend. - 'All officers in the vicinity of Hollier and Sons Motorworks.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06'Reports of a disturbance. Anyone free to attend?'

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Yes. I know.

0:04:08 > 0:04:107244 to Control.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Show us attending. ETA two minutes.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- 'Message received, 7244.' - This had better be good.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Jim! How you doing?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- You know... - All right, great, erm...

0:04:30 > 0:04:33So, I wanted to ask you a question...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Nice shirt.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Well, I...I've worn this before. - Yeah?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I suppose I hadn't... noticed it before. Lovely.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Erm... Yeah, that's what it was,

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- are you coming to the partners' meeting this afternoon?- Yeah.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Great, OK... Well, that's all I wanted to know.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I'll see you there.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Have a good one.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Come...

0:04:56 > 0:04:57out...

0:04:57 > 0:04:58here...

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- now! - Maybe she just got her repair bill.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- You reckon?- No...

0:05:03 > 0:05:04No, slow down.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Do not do this to me, Jason!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Sleeping with that slapper! Why do you have to ruin everything?!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11It looks like she needs to let off a bit of steam!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Come out here!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15- If you just listen to me for...- No!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Do not do this to me, Jase!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20How could you? Oh!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Hey, stop it!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Come...- I said calm down!

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Calm down.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Whoa, stop it...

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- All right... - How did you get that bruising, love?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34SHE SOBS

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Just the man.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41How was your weekend?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- You know, you're the second person to ask me that today? - Well, it is Monday.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46And?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- It was phenomenal.- Right.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50How's your week shaping up?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Why you asking?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52It's my job,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54to make sure you're happy in your work.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55I'm happy in my work.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Good.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- And you'd tell me if you weren't? - Doubt it.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01OK...

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Well, thanks for your honesty.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Jimmi...

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Whether you like it or not, I'm here for the long haul

0:06:07 > 0:06:11and, much as I appreciate the importance of authenticity

0:06:11 > 0:06:13in a good business relationship,

0:06:13 > 0:06:15the need for transparency is also key.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18OK, erm...

0:06:18 > 0:06:20last week I was thinking of leaving, and I changed my mind.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh? And...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24may I ask what brought that change about?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Actually, it was Mrs Tembe.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27- Really?- I know, yeah.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30She seems to think you're the right man for the job, so...

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Right. Well, that's...

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Well, Jimmi,

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'm glad you feel you can still be a part of the Mill family,

0:06:39 > 0:06:41particularly given the plans afoot.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Regarding which, partners' meeting at the end of the day -

0:06:43 > 0:06:44details in your pigeon hole.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Be great if you could have a look at the figures beforehand.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Exciting times.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Glad you're on side.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59You promise me you're going to stay calm, yes?

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Very good.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03OK, it's safe to come out.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Right, you two... - I can't trust you any more, Jase.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10- You can! - Why did you sleep with her?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Why do you have to ruin everything?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I don't know, I just... I wanted you to listen to me.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15I wanted us to talk.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I hate you!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hey, hey...

0:07:19 > 0:07:21You get off on pushing women around, do you?

0:07:21 > 0:07:22What you talking about?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm talking about the bruising on her arms.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Don't roll your eyes at me, son.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Do you know what you get for assault?- Is he hurting you, love?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Cos you don't have to put up with it.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Why don't you come down the station with me? - Tell them, Annie.- Shut up.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34I haven't touched her.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37But you slept with another woman because you wanted her to listen to you?!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I didn't sleep with another woman. - You did, you liar!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Shut up!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Like being in the school playground...

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Right, one of you is lying.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48All right, I did...

0:07:48 > 0:07:49cheat, but not...

0:07:49 > 0:07:50in real life.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Beg your pardon?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53In a game.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54We're gamers.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57It was my avatar slept with another woman, not me.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Come again?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01£400 to paint over a mural?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Well, apparently it's, erm...

0:08:04 > 0:08:05it's got bits of gloss in it,

0:08:05 > 0:08:08so they've got to use an oil-based undercoat,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- and then they've got to let it dry...- Even so.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11And if they do paint the mural, then it won't

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- match the rest of the wall, so they've got to do the whole lot. - Well, that's just...

0:08:15 > 0:08:17- You'll have to find a cheaper quote. - That was the cheapest.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- £400?- Plus VAT, look...

0:08:25 > 0:08:26We're gamers.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29That's where we met, in Evolutions.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33I'm Tony, a...pimp, and she's Jacqui, a pole-dancer.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Then we got together in real life.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38I'm sorry, but are you trying to tell me that all of this

0:08:38 > 0:08:40is because your computer pimp guy...

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Avatar.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45..cheated on her...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- computer girl? - Yeah.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Exactly. She can't see the difference.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I've tried talking but...

0:08:51 > 0:08:52- that's why I did it. - I can't trust you now.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Annie...- Shh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Stop it. This is silly.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Right, I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do...

0:08:59 > 0:09:03I am going to pretend that this morning never happened,

0:09:03 > 0:09:05even though you did ruin my breakfast,

0:09:05 > 0:09:07and I'm going to give you some advice -

0:09:07 > 0:09:09get some fresh air...

0:09:09 > 0:09:11and get a life, because if I catch you two

0:09:11 > 0:09:14wasting police time again, I WILL take you down the station.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Do you understand?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Good.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Everything OK?

0:09:21 > 0:09:22No damage?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24SQUEALING BRAKES, THUD

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Radio in.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- 8551 to control... - You OK?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Are you serious, Ayesh? I can't afford a house round here!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Sid, buying a house is playing a game.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46That's what it's all about. Everyone bluffs.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49I'm sorry. Look, I just don't feel very comfortable with...

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, you're doing that nervous shoulder thing again, aren't you?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Drop your shoulders, stop apologising and just play the game.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Come on, it'll be a laugh.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Me and Niamh have done this a couple of times.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Professor. Mrs Vere.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Actually, I'm Professor Vere.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I know, I don't look old enough, do I?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06And this is my assistant -

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Genghis.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Genghi...?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Isn't he sweet?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12So, this the place?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Bit small.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Never mind, we're here now, though.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16So sorry we're late,

0:10:16 > 0:10:18the traffic coming out of Mayfair was a nightmare -

0:10:18 > 0:10:21the sooner we leave the Smoke the better!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27So, what happened?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28I ran into the road.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Stay still! Simon, will you deal with that?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Yeah, stay still.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- I told you, I'm all right. - I don't care.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- You've had a bang to the head, so you will stay still till the paramedics say otherwise.- Annie?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oi, stay back. I told you to stay back.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Just let me talk to her... - Stay back, or I'll cuff you.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44- Come on. - Stay where you are.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Hi, fellas...she's had a bang to the head,

0:10:47 > 0:10:50as far as I know - I don't know to what extent. I think she's a bit...

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Oi!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55ROB SIGHS

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Wow.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04So...

0:11:04 > 0:11:05what do you think then...

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Professor?

0:11:09 > 0:11:10It's OK.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11OK?!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14It doesn't have much...flow.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16I think the room's energy is blocked.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18We'd have to travel Ching Yin

0:11:18 > 0:11:20and get him to feng shui the entire house.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22What's next?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30All you had to do was keep an eye, you stupid, dozy cow!

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Well, maybe she wouldn't have to run if she wasn't so scared of what you might do to her.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- I don't believe this... - You're staying here!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38No, I'm not - I need to find her.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Get out of my way.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42You need to calm down first, sir.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I said, get out of my way.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46She could be anywhere by now, thanks to you.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Move, you waste of space.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Right, that's it. You're coming with me.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'm arresting you for assaulting a police officer.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- You do not have to say anything... - Let me go. I haven't done anything!

0:11:54 > 0:11:58No? Fine, well, we'll talk about those bruises down the station then.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02He's obviously knocking her about.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04We don't know for sure.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Sarge, my sister's been through this, and the police were useless.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09By the time they took her seriously, it was too late.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11We need to take the initiative...

0:12:11 > 0:12:13And we don't have any evidence.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16I've arrested him now.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Yeah, I can see that.

0:12:22 > 0:12:23£400...

0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's ridiculous!

0:12:29 > 0:12:30What are you doing?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Emma!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34You've been waiting to do that

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- since the day you walked in here, haven't you?- What?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38You could have at least asked us if we wanted to take

0:12:38 > 0:12:41a photograph before you desecrated Howard's memory!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Emma... - Unbelievable.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Emma!

0:12:49 > 0:12:51You've indicated that you don't need a solicitor,

0:12:51 > 0:12:53will you confirm that for the tape, please?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I don't need a solicitor, I haven't done anything.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57Have you found Annie?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59No, not yet. She's not answering her phone,

0:12:59 > 0:13:02but we do have officers patrolling, and we've put a search order out.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Look, I'm sorry I pushed you, all right?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06But, will you... just let me find her?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Why, so we can get a repeat of this morning's episode?

0:13:09 > 0:13:13No, because she'll do something stupid.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15We need to ask you a few questions first.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Like, have you any idea how Annie got those bruises on her arm?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22She did it to herself, when she lost her job.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Most people,

0:13:23 > 0:13:26they don't harm themselves when they lose their jobs.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Well, MOST people don't think Annie's fat,

0:13:28 > 0:13:29but SHE does.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31She's messed up.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34That's why she prefers being in Evolutions than with me.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Would you say she's quite an insecure person, then?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Wow...you're like lightning(!)

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yes. She hates herself.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45That's why she ran in front of a car, because I think she was trying to kill herself.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47How come you didn't mention that she was suicidal?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50I've been trying to, but you arrested me!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52So, anywhere she might be?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Family? - They're in Scotland.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Friends? - She doesn't really...

0:13:57 > 0:13:58She's not that sort of person.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Have you got any idea at all where she could be?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02We do need to find her.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oh, right...now you're telling me!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07The only place I can think of is Mortlock Lake.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09She goes there to get her head together, but

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- with my laptop mullered, I've no way of knowing.- Mortlock?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14As in Evolutions?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16It's like being with Inspector Clouseau.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Yes, Evolutions.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Which region?- Orion 6.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21- Why, do you...?- Lower?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Upper.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25OK.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Sorry, am I still here?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Sarge, can I have a word?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37I know where the lake is.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38I thought you said it was in a game.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39It is,

0:14:39 > 0:14:42but if Annie's accessing the game, then I can find her avatar Jacqui

0:14:42 > 0:14:44and get a message to Annie.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45You play this tripe as well?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Yeah, the whole family does.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Along with millions of others.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50What are you saying?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Well, if we create an avatar for you, I could lead you to the lake,

0:14:53 > 0:14:56and then if we find Jacqui, we can get a message through.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Are you seriously suggesting that I go on this game?- Sarge...

0:14:59 > 0:15:02no matter what you think about it, for Annie it's reality.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05And anyway, at the moment, it's all we've got.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Emma...

0:15:13 > 0:15:17I think I know what's happened here, and I apologise unreservedly.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20The only reason I was doing the work myself is because the decorators

0:15:20 > 0:15:22were trying it on - I was trying to save the practice money,

0:15:22 > 0:15:25but this misunderstanding is completely unacceptable

0:15:25 > 0:15:27and I'm going to speak to Karen about it right away.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Karen?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31It was her I asked to e-mail everybody on Friday about the mural.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Right, well, let's see where this e-mail is, shall we? - Well, she obviously forgot.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I'd had a number of patient complaints

0:15:37 > 0:15:39that the mural was confusing, what with...

0:15:39 > 0:15:42most of the staff members on it no longer being here.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45I was absolutely clear with Karen that the e-mail should be

0:15:45 > 0:15:49marked high priority given the...sensitivity.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Erm...I did...

0:15:52 > 0:15:54..get it.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55You did?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Yes...

0:15:58 > 0:16:02it's just that it appears I didn't read it.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04It was...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06high priority.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07I'm sorry.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Look, the paint's still wet, I could get a couple of sponges...

0:16:09 > 0:16:11No! You don't have to do that.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16I think Howard's preferred legacy would be

0:16:16 > 0:16:20the continued smooth running of this place, rather than a...

0:16:20 > 0:16:22faded painting.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Absolutely.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Anyway...

0:16:26 > 0:16:29they didn't really get the angle of his quiff right!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- I am sorry.- No...

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I'm just glad we got this cleared up.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40I think...Karen did take some photos.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Right...thanks.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Awkward...

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Right, profession?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00What does it really matter?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Well, it needs to be someone from her world,

0:17:02 > 0:17:04somebody she'd be likely to talk to.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Erm...

0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'm going to make you a...

0:17:07 > 0:17:08gigolo.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12So, do you want to be 6'2", 6'3"?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14How long's this going to take?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'll put 6'3".

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Medium build?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Muscular!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Huh!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I don't believe this.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Right, name? How about...?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Rico.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Rico.- Rico.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Right. Can we get started?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Welcome to Evolution, Sarge.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Oh...not bad.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46What do you think, Genghis?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Well...

0:17:48 > 0:17:50there's only one way to know for sure -

0:17:50 > 0:17:51test it out.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Professor?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04No...as I thought -

0:18:04 > 0:18:05too small.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07We need room for hubby, too.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Cheers, Mike.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22The GP backed up Jason's story, so they can start tracking the phone now,

0:18:22 > 0:18:25as long as she's using it. How you getting on?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27No sign yet. This lake is massive!

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Well, use your Porsche to drive around, it'll be quicker.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32I've got a Porsche, really?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Course!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Ooh, look, on the bench - that's got to be her!

0:18:36 > 0:18:37W-What do I do?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Control-C to chat. Go up to her.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Talk to her.- As Rico...?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Doesn't matter. Quick, before she goes.- Hey, sugar...

0:18:44 > 0:18:45What you doing?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47- I'm being Rico.- Oh...

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Sarge, you don't need to talk like that. Just...

0:18:49 > 0:18:53- control-C to chat. - Oh, yeah, yeah...

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Erm...

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Yeah, hi, hey-hey...

0:18:57 > 0:18:58hey, hi, I'm...

0:18:58 > 0:19:00I'm Rico. Do you mind if I join you?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- COMPUTER BEEPS - OK. Yeah, go on...

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Yeah, erm...

0:19:05 > 0:19:08real nice weather we're having today.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11"You sound like a psycho."

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Do I?- Go with it.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Erm...sorry,

0:19:14 > 0:19:17sorry...I don't really talk like that,

0:19:17 > 0:19:19it's just because I'm... a bit nervous.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21I'm, erm...

0:19:21 > 0:19:23I'm nervous because you are...

0:19:23 > 0:19:25amazing. I've seen you before.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27You're the...pole-dancer, aren't you?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- COMPUTER BEEPS - "OMG, you recognised me!" This is great, keep going.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Yeah, you're brilliant... I think you're really, really...

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Annie, listen to me, we are worried about you, and so is Jason...

0:19:37 > 0:19:40we need to know where you are. COMPUTER BEEPS

0:19:40 > 0:19:44- She's kicking me. Why is she...? - Yeah, she's blocked you. - PHONE RINGS

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Yeah...?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48OK. Thanks, Mike.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Waste of bloody time. - Actually, Sarge, it's not.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53They've managed to track the phone.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Jimmi!

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Good house calls?

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Fine, yeah.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05You enjoying that?

0:20:06 > 0:20:10Erm, not really, no, but the decorators were trying it on.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Fortunately, I don't mind getting my hands dirty.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Did you get a chance to look at those figures?

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Not yet.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Right, well...my office, 6.30?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Mm-hmm.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38Annie...!

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Annie, don't run!

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Aargh, my head...

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Aargh...

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Annie, are you OK? - Oh...

0:20:45 > 0:20:48You've banged your head. We need to get you to hospital.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I don't want your help, you patronising old...

0:20:50 > 0:20:53- I was wrong...- Ow! - ..and I'm sorry, OK?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Oh...- I should've taken you more seriously.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Let's get you checked over.- Oh...

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Ugh! - Come on, let's get you to hospital.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Come on.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14KNOCK AT DOOR

0:21:20 > 0:21:22I've had a word with the doctor,

0:21:22 > 0:21:25and he wants you to have a chat with the duty psychiatrist.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything stupid.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31You're not supposed to use your phone in here.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33In a minute.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- What? - You can't, can you?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- It's not real. - How can you say that?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42It's where I met Jason. That's real!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Yeah, but Jason did what he did because he thinks you're addicted,

0:21:44 > 0:21:46and he wants you to stop playing the game.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47And do what?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Stare at the wall all day?

0:21:51 > 0:21:52It stops me from getting lonely.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Besides, Jason loves me as Jacqui. He thinks I'm sexy.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57I'm sure he prefers you as you.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Yeah, right!

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Look at me.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Do you want to lose Jason?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Please, turn the phone off.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Jase loves Evolutions.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Not any more, I don't.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- You going to switch if off, then? - Why did you sleep with her?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Because I love you.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Oh, right...

0:22:15 > 0:22:18so you destroy the one thing I've got going in my life?!

0:22:18 > 0:22:19What?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21What about us?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I mean, that's if you still want that!

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Turn it off, Annie.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Yeah, in a minute.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Oh, fine!

0:22:33 > 0:22:34I tried.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Where are you going?

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Jase, don't walk out!

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Well, to be fair, love, he does seem to be trying everything,

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- but if you won't take the first step...- I can't! I...

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- ..find it too hard. - There you go.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49That is a start.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52You need to tell him that...

0:22:53 > 0:22:56..otherwise, life is going to start to get a lot more lonely.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Genghis!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Where did you get that from? You're unbelievable, you know!

0:23:02 > 0:23:04You can talk, getting in that bath!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Told you it'd be a laugh, though. - Yeah.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- We should do it again, you know. - Yeah.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10No, no, I mean, like... do it properly.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- I think I'm going to go for it. - You're serious, aren't you?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Yeah, well...you know, I'm sick of renting, so...

0:23:15 > 0:23:16I want to get on the ladder.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Good. - But if you call me Genghis again...!

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Come on, you. Jump in the Bentley.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Jase...!

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Jason!

0:23:34 > 0:23:35I'm sorry.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40I love you, too.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48You wanted a word, Sarge?

0:23:48 > 0:23:49Yeah. Listen,

0:23:49 > 0:23:51the system is not perfect,

0:23:51 > 0:23:53and I'm really sorry that it failed your sister,

0:23:53 > 0:23:55but don't let it cloud your judgment.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57I know. I'm sorry.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00That's all right. But, apart from that, I would like to thank you,

0:24:00 > 0:24:03because I understood less than half of what happened today,

0:24:03 > 0:24:05so I'm really pleased you knew what you were doing.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Well, it's called the 21st century, Sarge.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09You should try it.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- You can go home now.- OK.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Just one question, sir...

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Go on.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19There was a small part of you that actually enjoyed being Rico today,

0:24:19 > 0:24:21wasn't there?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Get out.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- See you tomorrow. - Yeah, see you.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31"Hi, Rico, you're hot. Fancy having some fun?"

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Maybe. PHONE RINGS

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Hello, Rico...Rob!

0:24:37 > 0:24:41No, no, love...no, love... Yes, it is me... Yeah, it's me.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Thank you, all, for coming.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48You've all had a chance to look at the figures, which...

0:24:48 > 0:24:51I hope you'll agree, stack up pretty convincingly.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57As with any venture, there's the potential for risk,

0:24:57 > 0:25:00but there's also the potential for rewards,

0:25:00 > 0:25:01pretty big rewards.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Look, I don't want to rake over the figures...

0:25:05 > 0:25:06they work...

0:25:06 > 0:25:09so the question I think we should put on the table is this -

0:25:09 > 0:25:11do we want to take on the risk?

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Which...

0:25:12 > 0:25:16leads me to my broader question this evening -

0:25:16 > 0:25:19what sort of practice do we see ourselves as?

0:25:19 > 0:25:23One that seizes opportunity when it presents...

0:25:23 > 0:25:24or one that coasts?

0:25:25 > 0:25:28What is our identity?

0:25:28 > 0:25:29The floor is open.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Well, I think it's...

0:25:34 > 0:25:36a great opportunity...

0:25:36 > 0:25:38and I think you've done brilliantly putting it together,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41and, to answer your question personally,

0:25:41 > 0:25:43no, I don't want to coast.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46With the Campus, we virtually run two practices already...

0:25:46 > 0:25:50so adding a third really isn't going to stretch us a great deal.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51I'm in.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Great.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Thank you, Daniel.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Zara?

0:25:57 > 0:26:00I think that we can add value.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02We shouldn't shy away from our strengths.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06We're a highly successful practice and, between us,

0:26:06 > 0:26:09our staff have probably over 100 years of experience.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13I think that makes us best placed to turn King's Green around.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16It would be good for Letherbridge, good for us...

0:26:16 > 0:26:17and I'm in.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Thank you, Zara.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Jimmi?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Erm...

0:26:27 > 0:26:30It's going to mean a lot of extra work, isn't it?

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Not necessarily, no.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35I'd take on the lion's share, and we'd hire in as needed.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38So you won't be sacking anyone?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Absolutely not.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42We can't be losing experienced members of staff.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44We need to hang on to them...

0:26:44 > 0:26:46value them.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Well, in that case, I think it's an excellent idea.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Jimmi, that's...

0:26:53 > 0:26:57I can't think of a better way of bringing Mrs Tembe back to the family.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08- Hi, I'm Steve. - Oh, hello.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Steve's the baby's dad. He lives here as well.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12OK...

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- I work too. - Yeah, right!

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Maybe the boys should wait outside.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Adrian Willis, Daniel Granger. This is the senior partner.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21I didn't do anything!

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Don't shout!

0:27:22 > 0:27:27Well, now Mr Goddard has left, I am the new acting practice manager.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Ugh!